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Look at you.

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You did that thing where
you forgot it's the weekend.

3
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Oh, no, is it Friday? I
don't want to go to work.

4
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Ken, Ken, it's Saturday.

5
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Oh. Thank God.

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What a roller coaster.

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I'm just going in to
see a couple patients.

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You know how busy the
holidays are for therapists.

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Add to that everything
I have to do around here.

10
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I feel you. I just wish I could

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lighten your load a
little without, you know,

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actually doing anything.

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Well, we're off to the library.

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Time for Dave to learn
the Dewey Decimal System.

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Oh. So it's 1938?

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You laugh, but when the grid goes down

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and there's no more Internet,

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don't ask me to help you find books.

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Okay, you guys. This is it.

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I'm about to send my
application to Stanford.

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Oh! This is so exciting!

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- Attagirl.
- Yep.

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Once I hit this button,
there's no turning back.

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Well, technically,
Stanford can turn you back.

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Don't listen to him, honey.

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You've got nothing to worry about.

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Yeah, you retook the SATs

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and brought them up
to Hugh Jackman level.

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You know, not perfect, but "Damn!"

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So, here we go.

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Am I sending it too early?

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I hate to be on the top of the pile.

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You always throw out the first pancake.

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I'm not sure it works that way.

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Yeah, when your mom makes pancakes,

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we sometimes throw out all of them.

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Really? Now? Pick your moments.

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Okay.

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Hello, future.

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Ah!

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Oh, no.

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I hit the semicolon.

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Do you think it's a
sign that I should wait?

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Taking too long.

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Good luck. Let's go.

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- Fudge?
- Oh, thank you.

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If she can get here
by 10:00, I'll see her.

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Fine, I'll hold.

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Hey, Allison, you want
to try my vegan fudge?

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No time. Super slammed today.

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Wow, who doesn't want vegan fudge?

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Anybody with a mouth.

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Ugh.

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By the way, I am the
bearer of sad tidings.

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Due to budgetary constraints,

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the Welltopia holiday
party has been cancelled.

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- Oh. Come on.
- Son of a barley!

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Hey, don't blame me.
I'm only the messenger.

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And the guy who cancelled it.

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Well, at least we
still have secret Santa.

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Allison, you in?

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Oh, I don't know if I'll have time.

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It's all right. We knew you
weren't gonna do it anyway.

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Yeah, no problem.

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I mean, as they say,
the less, the merrier.

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Oh! Speaking of Christmas shopping,

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I haven't gotten Eric's present yet.

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Oof, I am in the same boat with Connor,

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and it is so stressful.

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Bam! Sweater.

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I've had my eye on
this bad boy for weeks.

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It's one of those big
snuggly fisherman sweaters.

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Okay, it's mostly for me to wear.

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But he gets to see me in it.

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I should get him that bra I want.

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I wish it was that
easy to buy for Connor.

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Yeah, his gifts are so
much better than mine.

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Last Easter, I got him candy.

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Like, candy, right?

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He adopted, in my
name, 100 live bunnies,

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rescued from children's Easter baskets,

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and paid for them to live out their days

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happily frolicking at Camp Nibbles.

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It's like he reads my soul.

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Yeah, that sounds like voodoo.

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I don't like that.

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14 patients in 8 1/2 hours.

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Wow, that's a lot of neediness
for one person to absorb.

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I'm used to it.

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Yeah, I'm a handful.

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Hey, you know how Welltopia
cancelled the holiday party?

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I was thinking we should host it.

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What? No. Why?

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'Cause everyone here
sees me as all business.

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You are.

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They assumed I wasn't
gonna do secret Santa.

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You weren't.

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I just want them to see
that worker bee Allison

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isn't the whole story.

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But it is.

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Seriously, I want them
to see fun Allison.

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Yeah, I remember her from
before we got married.

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I know you're fun, but I also
know you take on too much.

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You need to use this
week off to recharge.

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I know you think a
party will be more work,

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but I promise I'll
take care of everything.

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Sure, but who's gonna take care of you?

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Me, by shutting down this party idea.

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Allison, you have a walk
in. You want to take her?

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No, no. She doesn't want to take...

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It's okay, I'll see her.

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Oh, Damona.

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The holiday party's back on.

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Ken and I are gonna host it.

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Thanks, Dr. Ken! You are the best!

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Actually, it was my idea.

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I have ideas like that all the time.

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Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

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Bring Eric, assuming he likes fun.

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Okay.

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So, the librarian asked you to
play Santa for the kids' party?

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Why?

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Isn't it obvious?

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Because I'm so jolly.

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Do the laugh, Grandpa.

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Ho.

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And Dave will be my elf.

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It's just a question of
which elf costume I wear.

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Am I Legolas from "Lord of the Rings"

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or Dobby from "Harry Potter"?

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Don't nerd this up.

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You're a regular North Pole elf, okay?

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Sure, if you want to
lean into the cliché.

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So, what are you gonna
wear to our party on Friday?

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Jeans and a cute top,
but with a different

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house over it, 'cause
I'll be at Tammy's.

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She's having people over.

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Ooh, Allison, you
can't compete with that.

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Tammy's parents have a hot tub.

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We're not canceling.

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It started as just people from work.

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Now they're all bringing plus-ones.

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Even Pat scared up a friend.

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Who's he bringing?

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I don't know. Curt something.

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Hang on, you mean his
friend Curt from high school?

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I guess. I can't imagine Pat
having more than one friend.

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That guy is, like, the Dean
of Admissions at Stanford.

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Mom, uninvite them. We
can't risk having a party

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that isn't up to Stanford standards.

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Stanford's not gonna
reject you because your mom

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threw a bad party, and I'm
not gonna throw a bad party.

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I'm fun.

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But are you Stanford-caliber fun?

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Can you throw a party
worthy of Google co-founder

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Larry Page or actress Sigourney Weaver?

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We're gonna have meatballs.

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Well, there's always community college.

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Hey, hon, need a hand?

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Actually, I do have one
party-related job for you.

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You realize "need a hand's"
just an expression, right?

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Okay, I know you're not
on board with the party,

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but maybe that would
change if you became

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the party entertainment.

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Comedy?

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I was thinking more Christmas music.

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Oh, my God.

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Really? Ooh!

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I mean, everyone already
knows me for my stand-up.

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Everybody?

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Just watch their jaws drop
when I tickle these ivories.

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♪ Moe Tannenbaum, Moe Tannenbaum ♪

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♪ The head of radiology ♪

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Make sure we invite Moe.

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Oh, there's always
this Christmas classic.

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♪ Jingle bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an... ♪

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I don't think I'll be able
to get through that one.

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Oh, my God.

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♪ Jingle ♪
... nope.

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Come here for a second.
I need your opinion.

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What's up?

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Connor's Christmas gift.

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What do you think?

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"The Complete Works of Walt Whitman"

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and the biography of
Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

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Uh-huh, yeah.

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Because he loves the
phrase "poetic justice."

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Huh?

189
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Okay, poetic.

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Justice.

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I know. It's terrible.

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I just... I'm trying to do
what he does and be personal

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and clever, and it is hopeless.

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Don't worry about trying
to top what he gets you.

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I just... I really want
to make this Christmas

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special for him.

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He's not working right
now, and he can't afford

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to fly home to Virginia to
see his mom, who, fun fact,

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is also named Virginia.

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Yeah. And Connor is very
attached to Virginia.

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His mother, not the state.

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The state he could take
or leave, which he did.

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But he's sad about not
seeing her, and I just...

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just wanted to cheer him up.

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Okay, well, there's your gift.

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Fly Connor's mom out for Christmas.

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That's amazing.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll... I'll...
I'll get her here Friday night,

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and I'll present her
to Connor at the party.

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- Yeah!
- It's so good!

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Well, time to go spread some cheer.

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We went traditional with our costumes,

213
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except Grandpa refuses
to wear the belly.

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Morbidly obese Santa is a bad role model

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for lazy American kids.

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Bowl full of jelly?

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I don't think so.

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Let's go.

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Okay.

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Figured out what I'm
gonna open with tonight.

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Wait, what's happening here?

222
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Is Dad playing at the party?

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♪ Deck the halls with
boughs of copays ♪

224
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Am I right? Am I right?

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It's a medical audience.

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It'll kill.

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Dad, I will give you
$1,000 not to play tonight.

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Sweet, paid gig.

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♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

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Ken, Ken! Did you forget to buy ice?

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I've been working on my music, Allison.

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I mean, you don't ask
Yo-Yo Ma to put out

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a bunch of folding
chairs for his concerts.

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That's more than fair.

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Go buy ice.

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Fine, but if my fingers get
numb, that's on you, girl.

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- Hi!
- Merry Christmas!

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Happy holidays! Come on in.

239
00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:02,927
Hello. Just a sec.

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Make yourselves at home,
everyone, and tonight,

241
00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:07,473
drink responsibly means your responsible

242
00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:08,641
for helping finish all of it.

243
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I'm fun.

244
00:10:13,314 --> 00:10:14,580
Yeah, what's going on?

245
00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:16,549
Happy holidays, young Park.

246
00:10:16,651 --> 00:10:17,850
And thanks for inviting me.

247
00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:20,720
Uh-huh, yeah. Where's the Stanford guy?

248
00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:23,356
Curt said he'd meet me
here, to which I quipped,

249
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"You already know me."

250
00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:27,793
I didn't think you had to be there.

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I guess I was wrong.

252
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Hey.

253
00:10:31,599 --> 00:10:33,032
I'll be back in two minutes.

254
00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:35,234
One of our patients
just attempted suicide.

255
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:37,003
What?

256
00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:43,409
It's Gary Fleiss. He's at the hospital.

257
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Acetaminophen overdose.

258
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I just saw him. Is he stable?

259
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,279
Yes.

260
00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:48,714
I've been treating him for depression,

261
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,282
but I never thought...

262
00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:51,350
I better go.

263
00:10:51,419 --> 00:10:53,052
Look, I know it's your instinct to go,

264
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,888
but even still, you're
entitled to a night off.

265
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,123
Gary needs me.

266
00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,325
Okay, this is what I mean
about burning yourself out.

267
00:10:59,394 --> 00:11:01,894
Patient care suffers
when doctors over work.

268
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,996
It also suffers when they don't show up.

269
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,298
But you're part of
the Welltopia team now.

270
00:11:06,401 --> 00:11:09,135
Dr. Mendlove is on call.
Let him take care of it.

271
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,470
Mendlove doesn't know
Gary as well as I do.

272
00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:13,506
He doesn't just need a doctor.

273
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,374
He needs a friend.

274
00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:32,599
His name is Lucas, and
he wants a Pokémon.

275
00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,267
Santa will bring you a ball.

276
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,969
Next.

277
00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:39,606
Santa, I want "Call of Duty IV."

278
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:41,274
Video game? No.

279
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,509
Santa will bring you a ball.

280
00:11:42,544 --> 00:11:44,544
Run around outside, get exercise.

281
00:11:44,647 --> 00:11:46,113
Next.

282
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:48,749
Does he even know who Santa Claus is?

283
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:50,651
It's anyone's guess.

284
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,367
I don't know what I was doing, Doc.

285
00:11:55,392 --> 00:11:57,526
Everything just felt so overwhelming.

286
00:11:57,726 --> 00:12:00,193
Gary, I told you if it
gets like that, call me.

287
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,294
You have my cell.

288
00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:02,963
Yeah, I should've.

289
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:05,232
Instead I took a handful of pills.

290
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,025
I knew right away it was a mistake,

291
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,323
so I called the ambulance.

292
00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:10,191
I'm sorry for being such a bother.

293
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:12,527
It's no bother. You're my patient.

294
00:12:12,596 --> 00:12:14,095
Hey, he's mine, too.

295
00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:16,298
Stop bogarting Gary, man.

296
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,399
You came.

297
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,634
Well, as a wise doctor once told me,

298
00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:22,203
sometimes you don't just need a doctor,

299
00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,105
you need a friend.

300
00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:26,341
So, do you have any
nausea or abdominal pain?

301
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,342
Not anymore.

302
00:12:27,411 --> 00:12:29,177
I think it's all out of my system.

303
00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:31,746
And on the floor of the ambulance.

304
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:33,915
Well, vomiting's good, Gary.

305
00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:35,016
It's the body's way of saying,

306
00:12:35,118 --> 00:12:36,851
"Don't order sushi in Bakersfield."

307
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,555
His blood work and liver
function tests are normal.

308
00:12:40,624 --> 00:12:41,656
Oh, that's great.

309
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,642
Okay, well, we'll check
these again tomorrow

310
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,837
and the next day, but
medically speaking,

311
00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:48,630
you're stable and clear to go home.

312
00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:52,334
It doesn't feel much like home anymore.

313
00:12:52,369 --> 00:12:55,904
It's been two years to the
day since my wife passed away.

314
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,982
It's tough enough to lose someone,

315
00:12:58,007 --> 00:12:59,341
but when it happens over Christmas,

316
00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:01,076
it's that much tougher.

317
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:04,613
But thanks to you guys, I'll be okay.

318
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:07,382
Sorry to pull you away
from what seems like

319
00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:09,184
it was a nice evening.

320
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:13,955
Well, they did clear you to leave,

321
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:16,958
but that doesn't mean
you have to go home.

322
00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:20,328
We're inviting you to our party.

323
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,264
Oh! I did not get that at all.

324
00:13:27,004 --> 00:13:29,838
All I really want for Christmas
is for my mommy and daddy

325
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:33,108
to love each other and to
stop fighting all the time.

326
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,143
My name is Santa, not Dr. Phil.

327
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:37,612
You get a ball. Next.

328
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,650
My name's Erin, and I don't want a ball.

329
00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:43,318
Okay, no ball.

330
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,120
You get book. Next.

331
00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:46,621
I like Sassy Cassie books,

332
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,356
like "Sassy Cassie's Fashion Show."

333
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:50,592
How about "Sassy Cassie Study's Math,

334
00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,861
Get High-Paying Job in Tech Sector?"

335
00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:54,763
That book doesn't sound fun.

336
00:13:54,831 --> 00:13:57,999
Fun? Lazy American kids always want fun.

337
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,835
U.S. children... 45th in
reading and math scores.

338
00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,004
How much fun is that?

339
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,141
Okay, let's all thank
Santa for coming tonight.

340
00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:07,609
He needs to get back to the North Pole.

341
00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:08,843
But there are more children.

342
00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:10,311
Grandpa, read the room.

343
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,579
Our work here is done.

344
00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:13,682
I don't get it. What's the problem?

345
00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:15,283
Santa's not a gruff guy

346
00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:17,358
telling everybody what
they're doing wrong.

347
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:20,749
He's about joy and making people happy.

348
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:24,958
Dave.

349
00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:27,462
Thank you.

350
00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:28,797
You get ball.

351
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,671
Connor's mom's plane
landed two hours ago,

352
00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:38,807
and she took a cab to the
wrong address in Canoga Park.

353
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:41,009
Pssh! Old people.

354
00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:42,477
So, just send another taxi.

355
00:14:42,579 --> 00:14:43,778
That'll take forever.

356
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:45,380
And Virginia doesn't trust Uber.

357
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,582
She thinks it's a form of hitchhiking.

358
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,784
Hey, young Park, the caterers wanted me

359
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,453
to pass on a couple of messages.

360
00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:54,022
First, there's no need to panic.

361
00:14:54,057 --> 00:14:56,624
Second, it'd be just super
if you happened to have

362
00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:57,959
a fire extinguisher.

363
00:14:58,881 --> 00:14:59,621
Oh, God!

364
00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:00,172
Yeah.

365
00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:04,232
I told you this sweater
looks better on me.

366
00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:05,967
Yeah, it does.

367
00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:07,135
I just would've worn another layer

368
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,303
if I'd known you wanted it tonight.

369
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,474
Oh, hey, looks like a
whole string of lights

370
00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:14,442
- are not plugged in.
- Oh, plug them in, babe.

371
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,947
Oh! Oh!

372
00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,149
What happened?!

373
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,118
- Mnh-mnh.
- I ain't seen nothing.

374
00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:26,654
Okay, people, I'm not beat yet.

375
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,823
We're gonna pitch in and
pull this party together.

376
00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:31,359
Connor, go buy us a big bag of ice.

377
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:32,894
Okay.

378
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:35,463
Damona, Pat, Eric, can
you go to the kitchen

379
00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:37,398
and help salvage burned-up finger foods?

380
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,601
- Absolutely.
- Can I get a jacket?

381
00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:40,969
Clark, organize the bar.

382
00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:44,038
Okay, but you need to give
me complete creative control.

383
00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:46,941
Grandpa! Perfect.

384
00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,143
You're gonna drive to Canoga Park

385
00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:50,678
and show Virginia there
really is a Santa Claus!

386
00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:51,679
I don't know what that means.

387
00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:54,949
Just start driving east. I'll call you!

388
00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:56,985
Dave, you think you can
work some elfen magic

389
00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,086
on the fuse box?

390
00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,854
I didn't win three science fair ribbons

391
00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:02,056
based entirely on looks.

392
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,031
Whoo!

393
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,766
Nice job, people. Good
work pulling it together.

394
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:15,703
Ah, young Park. This is my friend Curt.

395
00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:18,673
Curt, this is Stanford
University applicant

396
00:16:18,742 --> 00:16:19,774
Molly Park.

397
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,410
Subtle.

398
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:23,678
Nice to meet you.

399
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:26,047
So, when did you get here?

400
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:27,816
I came in when the lights were out,

401
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:29,651
and you were marshalling the troops.

402
00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:30,885
Pretty impressive.

403
00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:32,153
Really?

404
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:34,088
You know, we're not a
military school, per se,

405
00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:37,722
but we've graduated 400
generals and military leaders.

406
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,438
Mm-hmm. Not to mention
Richard Morningstar,

407
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,744
former U.S. Ambassador to Azerbaijan.

408
00:16:41,884 --> 00:16:43,698
You know, to state the obvious one.

409
00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:47,402
Mom, Dad, you're back!

410
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:50,005
The Stanford guy is here.

411
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,773
Oh, you must be Gary.

412
00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:53,308
My parents texted you were coming.

413
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:54,442
Glad you could join us.

414
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:55,677
Me too.

415
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,045
This party looks great.

416
00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:58,446
Thanks. I planned it.

417
00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:00,682
And I saved it.

418
00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:02,584
Thanks again for having me.

419
00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:04,119
Happy holidays.

420
00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:06,554
Ooh! Meatballs!

421
00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:11,526
I'm glad we invited him.

422
00:17:11,662 --> 00:17:12,961
I'm glad you're awesome.

423
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,462
You managed to take care of patients

424
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:16,531
and still throw a kickass party.

425
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,866
He's not lying, Allison.

426
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:19,501
This is really fun.

427
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:20,335
You hear that?

428
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:21,403
Yeah.

429
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,505
Allison and fun in the same sentence.

430
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,408
Oh, hey, mistletoe.

431
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:29,644
Oh, that's a cobweb
with a leaf stuck in it.

432
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:33,048
Either way, coming in.

433
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,015
Oh, everybody!

434
00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:35,016
Eyes here.

435
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,785
Okay, I have a little gift

436
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,354
I would like to present
to my boyfriend, Connor.

437
00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:43,325
Merry Christmas, baby.

438
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:47,929
Oh, my God! Mom!

439
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:49,431
Merry Christmas, honey.

440
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,166
Oh.

441
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,134
Hi!

442
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:56,671
This is the sweetest, most
thoughtful gift imaginable.

443
00:17:56,707 --> 00:17:58,473
Well, you know, I guess
there's a talent to gift giving,

444
00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:00,575
and some of us have it.

445
00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:03,511
Thank you.

446
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,180
And thank you.

447
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:07,649
That's just what Santa does.

448
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:13,888
And, uh, this is especially wonderful

449
00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:17,058
because Mom is here to
witness my gift to you.

450
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,793
Oh.

451
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:26,134
Clark...

452
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:31,740
My love, my everything.

453
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,061
Will you marry me?

454
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:37,954
- Yeah.
- Yes?

455
00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:39,946
I-I do. I will. Yes.

456
00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:46,154
Damn it. You beat me again.

457
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:50,692
The party I planned.

458
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:56,097
So, I was president of the Spanish Club,

459
00:18:56,122 --> 00:18:59,824
Honors Society, and I
volunteered at my parents' HMO.

460
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,669
And I am so sorry that charred octopus

461
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:03,438
is a little over-charred.
Would you rather have sushi?

462
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,539
I'd be happy to run to Sugarfish.

463
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:05,519
It'll just take 20 minutes.

464
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,778
Molly, Molly, Molly, hang on. Hang on.

465
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,770
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

466
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:11,461
and you seem like a wonderful person.

467
00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:13,581
But, you know, this
party can't be a factor

468
00:19:13,606 --> 00:19:16,341
in whether or not you get into Stanford.

469
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,219
Oh, of course not.

470
00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:20,889
But I have a good feeling.

471
00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:22,090
Good luck.

472
00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,358
Thank you.

473
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,160
Thank you so much.

474
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:31,032
I got a wink and a "good luck."

475
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:32,434
I got a wink and a "good luck!"

476
00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:34,536
Whoo!

477
00:19:34,604 --> 00:19:41,009
♪ Have yourself a
merry little Christmas ♪

478
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:45,280
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪

479
00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:48,383
Already covered.

480
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:56,357
♪ From now on, our troubles
will be miles away ♪

481
00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:04,999
♪ Through the years,
we'll always be together ♪

482
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:08,703
♪ If the fates allow ♪

483
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:16,544
♪ Hang a shining star

484
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,049
♪ Across the highest bough ♪

485
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:22,784
♪ Ooh ♪

486
00:20:22,853 --> 00:20:25,587
♪ So ♪

487
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:27,388
♪ Oh ♪

488
00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:30,525
♪ Have yourself ♪

489
00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:40,735
♪ A merry little Christmas now ♪

490
00:20:40,759 --> 00:20:42,759
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