1 00:00:05,534 --> 00:00:06,667 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY COMEDY CENTRAL 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:09,400 ♪ I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 3 00:00:09,434 --> 00:00:11,534 ♪ GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ♪ 4 00:00:11,567 --> 00:00:13,133 ♪ FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE ♪ 5 00:00:13,167 --> 00:00:14,868 ♪ HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪ 6 00:00:14,901 --> 00:00:16,033 ♪ GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 7 00:00:16,067 --> 00:00:18,234 ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND ♪ 8 00:00:18,267 --> 00:00:19,868 ♪ AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT ♪ 9 00:00:19,901 --> 00:00:21,534 ♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪ 10 00:00:21,567 --> 00:00:22,734 ♪ HEADED ON UP TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 11 00:00:22,767 --> 00:00:24,734 ♪ GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪ 12 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:28,067 ♪ ( MUMBLING ) 13 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,234 ♪ COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 14 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:31,567 ♪ AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ♪ 15 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:41,234 HEY JIMMY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO ? 16 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:42,267 OH, HEY ERIC. 17 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,501 I WAS JUST TRYING TO WRITE SOME NEW JOKES 18 00:00:43,534 --> 00:00:45,501 FOR MY COMEDY R-R-ROUTINE. 19 00:00:45,534 --> 00:00:46,934 YEAH WELL, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ? 20 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:48,000 I WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH STAN AND KYLE 21 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:49,167 BUT THEY'RE ALL PISSED OFF AT ME FOR SOMETHING 22 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,667 SO I HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 23 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:52,534 SORRY, ERIC, BUT I REALLY NEED TO WORK, VERY MUCH. 24 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,300 I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A GOOD JOKE IN OVER A WEEK. 25 00:00:54,334 --> 00:00:55,434 ALRIGHT, WELL MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 26 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,200 YOU KNOW, WE CAN TOTALLY WRITE SOME STUFF TOGETHER. 27 00:00:57,234 --> 00:00:58,267 OH WELL SURE, 28 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,634 I'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED WORKING WITH A PARTNER 29 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,467 BUT LET'S GIVE IT A SH-SHO- 30 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:03,367 SHO-SHOTSGARROOSKI. 31 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,267 LET'S SEE... I WAS WORKING ON THIS- 32 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:07,934 WHY DOES A SQUIRREL SWIM ON ITS BACK ? 33 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,267 TO KEEP HIS N-NUTS DRY... 34 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,300 NAH, THAT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 35 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:13,767 LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 36 00:01:13,801 --> 00:01:16,067 UH... A FIREMAN AND A P-P-POLLACK 37 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,434 ARE EATING MARSHMALLOWS, WHEN- 38 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:20,067 NO- NO POLLACKS AREN'T THAT FUNNY, DUDE. 39 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,567 TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 40 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,067 SO THE POPE SAYS 41 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:29,000 "WHAT ARE YOU, A STINKING EVOLUTIONIST ?" 42 00:01:29,334 --> 00:01:30,634 MEHHH... 43 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:34,000 HERE'S SOME FRUIT, BOYS. 44 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:36,200 BETTER FOR YOU THAN POTATO CHIPS. 45 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:38,334 OOH, JIMMY LOOK OUT, THERE'S A BLACK WIDOW ! 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 WOW, THANKS MOM ! 47 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,501 YOU MIGHT'A SAVED MY LIFE ! 48 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,801 DUDE, IF I'M TRYING TO BE CREATIVE I CAN'T EAT FRUIT - 49 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:47,901 DOESN'T YOUR MOM HAVE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL TO EAT ? 50 00:01:47,934 --> 00:01:48,968 YOU CAN CHECK THE FREEZER. 51 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,801 THERE MIGHT BE SOME FROZEN FISHSTICKS OR SOMETHING. 52 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,601 IF YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS... 53 00:01:53,334 --> 00:01:54,601 YEAH, I LIKE FISHSTICKS. 54 00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:56,434 WAIT A MINUTE... FISH STICKS. 55 00:01:56,467 --> 00:01:58,167 FISH... DICKS... 56 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,601 OH MY GOD, IT'S SO OBVIOUS ! 57 00:01:59,634 --> 00:02:00,868 HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF IT BEFORE ? 58 00:02:00,901 --> 00:02:01,968 DUDE, YOU GOT SOMETHING ? 59 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,501 ALRIGHT JUST RUN WITH ME ON THIS, ERIC. 60 00:02:03,534 --> 00:02:06,000 SAY ERIC, DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 61 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:07,033 YEAH. 62 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,868 YOU LIKE PUTTING FISH STICKS IN YOUR MOUTH ? 63 00:02:08,901 --> 00:02:10,000 YEAH. 64 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:10,968 WELL WHAT ARE YOU, ERIC... 65 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,734 A GAY FISH ? 66 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:14,534 FISH DICKS ! 67 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,601 OH DUDE THAT'S FUNNY AS SHIT ! 68 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:18,167 I THINK WE'RE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING HERE ! 69 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,634 LET'S TRY IT OUT ON THE GUYS ! 70 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,567 ( SCHOOL BELL RINGING ) 71 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,767 OH, THERE'S CLYDE, DO IT TO CLYDE ! 72 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:29,000 YEAH, YEAH, LET'S DO IT TO CLYDE ! 73 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:31,300 OKAY, OKAY, SHHH, CHECK IT OUT. 74 00:02:31,334 --> 00:02:32,801 UH HEY THERE, CLYDE. 75 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:33,701 HEY. 76 00:02:33,734 --> 00:02:34,801 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 77 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,000 ERIC AND JIMMY CAME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER ! 78 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,968 SAY CLYDE, DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 79 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,334 YES. 80 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:43,701 YOU LIKE TO PUT FISHSTICKS IN YOUR MOUTH ? 81 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:44,801 YES. 82 00:02:44,834 --> 00:02:47,467 WHAT ARE YOU, CLYDE, A GAY FISH ? 83 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,000 YOU SAID YOU LIKE FISH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH 84 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:50,567 THAT MAKES YOU A GAY FISH ! 85 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:54,033 HA-HA !! HA-HA ! 86 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,467 TOKEN, TOKEN, GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. 87 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:58,367 TOKEN, DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 88 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,667 FISHSTICKS, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 89 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,400 SHH SHH, BUTTERS ! 90 00:03:02,434 --> 00:03:05,033 YOU LIKE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN YOUR MOUTH ? 91 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:05,968 YES. 92 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,567 A GAY FISH ? WHAT ARE YOU, A GAY FISH ? 93 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:09,434 HA HA HAAAA ! 94 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:10,734 HEY LOOK THERE'S KEVIN STOLEY ! 95 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:13,033 HEY KEVIN DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 96 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:14,934 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 97 00:03:14,968 --> 00:03:16,367 HEY... HEY MACKEY. 98 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,868 DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 99 00:03:17,901 --> 00:03:18,601 FISHSTICKS ? 100 00:03:18,634 --> 00:03:20,367 YEAH, I LIKE FISHSTICKS, MKAY. 101 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,901 OH HEY, PETERSON, BUYING FISHSTICKS I SEE... 102 00:03:22,934 --> 00:03:24,267 YEAH, I LIKE FISHSTICKS. 103 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,934 WHAT ARE YOU PETERSON, A GAY FISH ? 104 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,434 AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY KIMMEL ! 105 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,868 ALRIGHT, HEY HOW WE ALL FEELING TONIGHT... 106 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:36,901 SO LET ME ASK THE GUYS IN THE AUDIENCE A QUESTION- 107 00:03:36,934 --> 00:03:39,033 DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 108 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,534 YES !YES ! YES. 109 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,934 HUH... WHAT ARE YOU, GAY FISH ? 110 00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:49,033 AND SO UH, HEY PAUL... 111 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,267 DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS, PAUL ? 112 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,734 UH... SURE. 113 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:53,300 WHAT ARE YOU PAUL, A GAY FISH ? 114 00:03:59,234 --> 00:04:00,300 SO APPARENTLY MORE AND MORE AMERICANS 115 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:01,834 ARE EATING FISHSTICKS- HAVE YOU SEE THIS ? 116 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,000 HAVE YOU READ ABOUT THIS ? 117 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:03,968 LOVING FISHSTICKS. 118 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,734 KIND OF MAKES ME WONDER, YOU KNOW ? 119 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,534 WHAT IS EVERYBODY, A GAY FISH ? 120 00:04:14,868 --> 00:04:18,067 IT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER CONCEIVED, 121 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,901 AND ITS ORIGIN IS UNKNOWN. 122 00:04:19,934 --> 00:04:21,901 THE FISHDICKS JOKE CROSSES ALL BORDERS 123 00:04:21,934 --> 00:04:23,767 ALL RACES ALL AGES AND ETHNIC GROUPS 124 00:04:23,801 --> 00:04:26,033 AND IS SLOWLY UNITING OUR COUNTRY. 125 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:29,667 IN FACT, THE ONLY PERSON WHO APPEARS TO NOT GET THE JOKE 126 00:04:29,701 --> 00:04:31,234 IS RAPPER KANYE WEST 127 00:04:31,267 --> 00:04:34,234 WHO BECOMES FURIOUS WHEN PEOPLE USE THE JOKE ON HIM. 128 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:35,901 YO' THAT IS MESSED UP, YO. 129 00:04:35,934 --> 00:04:37,067 I AM NOT GAY. 130 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,701 AND I SURE AS HELL AIN'T NO FISH, ALRIGHT ? 131 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,901 YOU... REALLY DON'T GET IT ? 132 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,601 HEY MAN, I'M A GENIUS, ALRIGHT. 133 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:45,901 I'M THE MOST TALENTED MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD. 134 00:04:45,934 --> 00:04:49,100 IF I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL OR A FISH, I WOULD KNOW ! 135 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,267 YOU'RE A RAPPER. 136 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,133 YES ! 137 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,267 AN ENTREPRENEUR. 138 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,434 YES. 139 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,934 AND YOU LIKE FISH DICKS. 140 00:04:54,968 --> 00:04:55,734 YES. 141 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:56,934 YOU'RE A GAY FISH. 142 00:04:56,968 --> 00:04:59,234 NO I'M NOT NO GAY FISH. 143 00:04:59,267 --> 00:05:00,434 JUST GAY ? 144 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,868 I'M NOT GAY AND I'M NOT A FISH. 145 00:05:02,901 --> 00:05:03,901 MAN ! 146 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,300 YOU ARE MALE. 147 00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:06,634 DAMN RIGHT I'M MALE ! 148 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,701 A MALE THAT LIKES FISH DICKS. 149 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:11,133 YEAH, I LIKE FISHSTICKS. 150 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:15,067 YOU LIKE TO PUT FISH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH. 151 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,067 YEAH. 152 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,667 YOU'RE A GAY FISH. 153 00:05:17,701 --> 00:05:18,601 ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT ! 154 00:05:18,634 --> 00:05:20,934 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS ! 155 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:25,934 AND THEN IT WAS ON LENO AND JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW ! 156 00:05:25,968 --> 00:05:28,734 DUDE, THAT'S OUR JOKE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION ! 157 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,234 WE KNOW, CARTMAN. 158 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:31,434 ♪ NYA-NYA NYA-NYA NYAAA NYA ♪ 159 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:32,634 ♪ WE ARE COMEDY WRITERS 160 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:33,968 ♪ AND YOU GUYS AREN'T ♪ 161 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,634 ♪ HA-HA HA-HA HAAAA-HA ♪ 162 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,000 JIMMY, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 163 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,767 WE'VE GOT TO PATENT THE FISHSTICKS JOKE. 164 00:05:39,801 --> 00:05:41,667 PATENT ? YEAH, DUDE. 165 00:05:41,701 --> 00:05:43,300 THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE USING OUR JOKE 166 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:44,033 ON THEIR SHOWS. 167 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:45,334 WE SHOULD BE GETTING COMPENSATED. 168 00:05:45,367 --> 00:05:48,133 WELL ERIC, THAT'S REALLY NOT HOW JOKES WORK. 169 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,267 I MEAN, YOU KNOW 170 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,334 WE SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY THAT THE JOKE IS SO POPULAR 171 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:52,968 AND MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE LAUGH. 172 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,167 DUDE, FUCK THAT ! 173 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,000 MAYBE YOU WERE WRITING JOKES FOR PEOPLE'S AMUSEMENT 174 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,167 BUT I DON'T WORK FOR FREE. 175 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:57,868 I'M GONNA TALK TO A LAWYER 176 00:05:57,901 --> 00:05:59,801 SO WE GET WHAT'S COMING TO US. 177 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:06,334 JIMMY, EXACTLY WHAT PART OF THE FISHDICKS JOKE 178 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,901 DID CARTMAN WRITE ? 179 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:12,701 WELL... HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY WRITE ANY OF IT... 180 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,501 HE JUST UH... 181 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:16,300 LET ME GUESS- YOU WROTE THE JOKE 182 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,767 AND CARTMAN JUST LAID ON THE COUCH EATING TWIZZLERS. 183 00:06:18,801 --> 00:06:21,000 ACTUALLY IT WAS POTATO CHIPS. 184 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,100 I KNEW IT ! 185 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,868 DON'T LET THAT FAT TURD WALK ALL OVER YOU, JIMMY ! 186 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:25,400 STAND UP FOR YOURSELF ! 187 00:06:25,434 --> 00:06:28,300 WELL I MEAN, HE WAS IN THE ROOM. 188 00:06:28,334 --> 00:06:30,501 THEN JUST GIVE HIM HALF. 189 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:31,868 WHAT ? 190 00:06:31,901 --> 00:06:33,067 I LIKE YOU, JIMMY. 191 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,501 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN THIS. 192 00:06:34,534 --> 00:06:37,300 CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY HE'S ONLY ASKING FOR HALF. 193 00:06:37,334 --> 00:06:39,367 CRAIG, IF CARTMAN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 194 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,367 THEN HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THE CREDIT. 195 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 YUP. 196 00:06:42,434 --> 00:06:43,868 AND AND IF I HAD WHEELS, I'D BE A WAGON. 197 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:46,868 NO DUDE, SCREW THAT ! 198 00:06:46,901 --> 00:06:48,300 JIMMY, IF CARTMAN DIDN'T WRITE THE JOKE 199 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:50,567 THEN DEFINITELY DON'T SIGN ANY PATENT PAPERS WITH HIM ! 200 00:06:50,601 --> 00:06:51,634 JUST SAY 'CARTMAN, 201 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:52,834 'YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS JOKE, 202 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:54,200 AND YOU KNOW IT !' 203 00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:57,334 JUST GIVE HIM HALF. 204 00:06:58,467 --> 00:06:59,534 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE 205 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,267 MAKING UP RUMORS ABOUT ME 206 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,267 THAT ARE MALICIOUS AND UNTRUE ! 207 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,367 BUT I AM GOING TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL 208 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,400 I AM NOT A FISH. 209 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:08,734 BECAUSE I AM A GENIUS 210 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:12,534 I HAVE ASCERTAINED THAT FISH HAVE GILLS. 211 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,701 DOCTOR, DO I HAVE GILLS ? 212 00:07:18,534 --> 00:07:21,434 HE DOES NOT HAVE GILLS. 213 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,567 YOU HEAR THAT, NO GILLS. 214 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,234 SO I CAN'T BE A FISH. 215 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:28,234 AND I'M A GENIUS VOICE OF A GENERATION, SO I'M NOT GAY. 216 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:31,434 SO THAT IS THAT, ALRIGHT, IT'S OVER. 217 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:33,467 NOW ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ? 218 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,267 DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 219 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,033 LOVE 'EM ! 220 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,501 YOU'RE A GAY FISH. 221 00:07:42,234 --> 00:07:44,100 NO, I'M NOT, AHGHGHGH !! 222 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:47,968 ALRIGHT, RECENTLY... 223 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,234 RECENTLY WE'VE ALL COME TO KNOW THE FISHSTICKS JOKE 224 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:53,234 AS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST, MOST AWESOME JOKE EVER. 225 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:55,133 BUT WHO ORIGINALLY CAME UP WITH IT ? 226 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,100 WELL, HERE'S YOUR ANSWER- 227 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,567 JOINING US TONIGHT, THE BRAINS BEHIND 228 00:07:57,601 --> 00:07:59,434 THE INCREDIBLE FISHSTICKS JOKE -- 229 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,601 THE ONE AND ONLY, CARLOS MENCIA ! 230 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:05,767 YEAH, VIVA LA MEXICO ! 231 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:07,400 SO CARLOS, YOU'VE GOT A SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL 232 00:08:07,434 --> 00:08:08,734 A STAND UP TOUR, WHERE DID YOU HAVE TIME 233 00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:10,667 TO COME UP WITH THIS CLASSIC JOKE ? 234 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:12,567 WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST KICKIN' IT WITH MY HOMIES 235 00:08:12,601 --> 00:08:13,701 AND MY BRAIN - YOU KNOW MY BRAIN 236 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:16,133 IS ALWAYS SO FULL OF IDEAS 'CUZ I'M SO FUNNY AND STUFF... 237 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,133 SO I WAS ALL LIKE - 238 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,133 "HEY PEPEETO, YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ?" 239 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,167 AND MY HOMEBOY SAYS, 240 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,100 'YEAH CARLOS Y'KNOW YOU'RE SO FUNNY'. 241 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:23,234 AND THEN IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME, 242 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,167 'OH MAN, YOU MUST BE A GAY FISH, HOLMES !' 243 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:29,667 THAT'S JUST HOW I CAME UP WITH IT, MI AMIGOS ! 244 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:36,033 MOTHERFUCKER ! 245 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:37,734 JIMMY, DUDE, DID YOU SEE ? 246 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,000 CARLOS MENCIA IS TAKING CREDIT FOR OUR JOKE ! 247 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:40,934 REALLY ? 248 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:42,501 YEAH DUDE, I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 249 00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,501 NOW LOOK, I GOT A LAWYER TO DRAW UP SOME PATENT PAPERS. 250 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:45,868 WE'VE GOT TO SIGN THESE SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW 251 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,400 THAT THE JOKE BELONGS TO YOU AND ME ! 252 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,767 UH... I DON'T KNOW, ERIC. 253 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:52,834 I REALLY DON'T THINK I WANT TO SIGN THAT, VERY MUCH. 254 00:08:52,868 --> 00:08:54,868 BUT JIMMY, SOME FAT TURD IS TAKING CREDIT 255 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,133 FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO ! 256 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,934 WELL, TO BE PERFECTLY F-F-FRANK, ERIC, 257 00:09:00,968 --> 00:09:02,968 I THINK I CAME UP WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE OF THE JOKE 258 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,467 THAN YOU DID. 259 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 WHAT ? 260 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,868 WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I BASICALLY WROTE THE THING 261 00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:11,334 AND YOU JUST KIND OF... ATE CHIPS. 262 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:13,200 JIMMY, THAT'S MESSED UP. 263 00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:14,534 WE DECIDED THAT DAY TO WRITE TOGETHER. 264 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:16,167 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ? 265 00:09:17,868 --> 00:09:19,200 HEY JIMMY, YOU WANNA HANG OUT ? 266 00:09:19,234 --> 00:09:20,968 SORRY, ERIC, BUT I GOTTA WRITE SOME JOKES. 267 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,300 UNLESS YOU WANNA TEAM UP OR SOMETHING ? 268 00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:23,133 TEAM UP ? 269 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,801 OKAY, LET'S WRITE SOME JOKES TOGETHER. 270 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,434 HERE'S SOME FISHDICKS GUYS, HOPE YOU LIKE FISHDICKS. 271 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,901 "DO WE LIKE FISHSTICKS ?" 272 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:31,033 WHAT DOES SHE THINK WE ARE, GAY FISH ? 273 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:33,200 HA-HA ! HA-HA ! 274 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:36,100 OOH, LOOK OUT JIMMY, IT'S A BLACK WIDOW ! 275 00:09:37,601 --> 00:09:39,000 WOW, THANKS ERIC ! 276 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,934 IS THAT... IS THAT HOW IT HAPPENED ? 277 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,334 LOOK, EXACTLY WHO CAME UP WITH WHICH PART OF THE JOKE 278 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,767 ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT. 279 00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:48,267 WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, JIMMY 280 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,701 AND IF YOU WANNA GO BACK ON THAT NOW... 281 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,367 WELL THEN, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN A JEW. 282 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:55,901 I'M... I'M SORRY ? 283 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:56,901 IT'S COOL MAN. 284 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,701 IT'S COOL. 285 00:10:05,968 --> 00:10:06,901 HERE HE IS, YA'LL ! 286 00:10:06,934 --> 00:10:09,968 GIVE IT UP FOR KANYE WEST ! 287 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,767 YO' UH, YO'. 288 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,868 YO' WOA, WHAT THE HELL ? 289 00:10:15,934 --> 00:10:16,767 GAY FISH ! GAY FISH ! GAY FISH ! 290 00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:18,133 GAY FISH ! GAY FISH !GAY FISH ! 291 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,167 YO' FUCK THIS NOISE YO' ! 292 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,367 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YO' ! 293 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,968 WHY'S EVERYONE CALLING ME A GAY FISH ? 294 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,300 KANYE, LOOK, WE ALL THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER 295 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:32,601 IF YOU WOULD JUST DROP IT. 296 00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,267 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T GET IT 297 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,167 YOU DON'T GET IT. 298 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,868 WHAT YOU MEAN I DON'T GET IT, HOUSE ? 299 00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:37,634 I'M A GENIUS ! 300 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,501 I'LL UNDERSTAND IT, 301 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,534 I JUST NEED TO BREAK IT DOWN, IS ALL. 302 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:44,133 NOW LET'S SEE... SOMETHING ABOUT FISHSTICKS- 303 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:48,868 INTERACTING WITH ME, MAKES ME GAY FISH... 304 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,000 KANYE, REALLY-- 305 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,267 SHUT UP ! 306 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,868 ALRIGHT WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT FISHSTICKS... 307 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:59,334 THEY'RE BREADED... THEY'RE FRIED, THEY'RE FROZEN. 308 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:05,501 THEN UNDER ME WE HAVE RAPPER... GENIUS... 309 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,067 GAY FISH ARE HOMOSEXUAL... 310 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,868 THEY SWIM... 311 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:15,868 IS IT BECAUSE BREADED HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH GENIUS ? 312 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,534 WHICH SWIMS ? 313 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:19,734 NO, BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU LIKE FISH DICKS, KANYE. 314 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,067 DON'T YOU GET IT ? 315 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,667 YOU SEE FISH DICKS IS A PLAY ON WORDS. 316 00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:25,534 I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLING ME PLAY ON WORDS 317 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:27,133 I'M A MOTHERFUCKING LYRICAL WORDSMITH 318 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,234 MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS ! 319 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,434 HEY KYLE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ? 320 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,934 DUDE, GET OUTTA HERE, I'M PEEING. 321 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,434 IT'S JUST... 322 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,100 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT JIMMY. 323 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,567 I'M STARTING TO THINK HE MIGHT TRY AND JEW ME OUT OF 324 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:43,067 MY HALF OF THE FISHSTICKS JOKE. 325 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,400 I JUST NEED YOU TO TEACH ME SOME 326 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,100 JEW DEFENSIVE MOVES, KYLE. 327 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,734 BECAUSE WE REALLY BOTH DID COME UP WITH IT. 328 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,267 YOU KNOW WHAT, CARTMAN ? 329 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,767 I BELIEVE YOU. 330 00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,267 YOU DO ? YES. 331 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,467 I BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE 332 00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:58,100 YOU HELPED WRITE THAT JOKE. 333 00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,601 THAT'S HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOU WORK. 334 00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:00,767 YOUR EGO IS SO OUT OF WHACK 335 00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,934 THAT IT WILL DO WHATEVER IT CAN TO PROTECT ITSELF. 336 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,667 AND PEOPLE WITH A MESSED UP EGO 337 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,267 CAN DO THESE MENTAL GYMNASTICS 338 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,834 TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THEY'RE AWESOME 339 00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:10,501 WHEN REALLY THEY'RE JUST DOUCHEBAGS. 340 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,734 BUT... I'M SURE I HELPED COME UP WITH THE JOKE... 341 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,100 DIDN'T I ? 342 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,300 HEY JIMMY, WHAT'S UP, DAWG ? 343 00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:22,434 OH HEY ERIC ! 344 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,601 JUST WORKING ON SOME JOKES. 345 00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:24,968 THAT'S COOL, YOU WANNA WRITE SOME TOGETHER ? 346 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,267 HEY, THAT'D BE GREAT ! 347 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,334 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK WITH YOU. 348 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,501 YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY AND YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT FAT. 349 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,534 COOL, THANKS, LET'S GET TO WORK. 350 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,834 NOW LET'S SEE... 351 00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:33,868 SOMETHING THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS. 352 00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:35,467 I DUNNO... FISHSTICKS. 353 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:36,934 YOU KNOW, 'CUZ DICKS. 354 00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:38,601 HEY, YOU'RE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING THERE ! 355 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,667 HELLO ERIC, I HAVE SOME CHIPS 356 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:41,868 BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT FAT AT ALL. 357 00:12:41,901 --> 00:12:43,300 OH THANK YOU, MRS. VALMER. 358 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:44,300 NOW LET'S SEE... 359 00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,834 THE SETUP COULD BE "DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS ?" 360 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,667 RIGHT, AND THEN I SAY 'YEAH' 361 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,534 SO THEN I CAN SAY 'WHAT ARE YOU A GAY FISH ?' 362 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,367 OH WOW THIS IS INCREDIBLE ! 363 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:55,601 ( MRS. V. ) WHAT IS THAT ? 364 00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:56,834 IT'S A DRAGON OF SOME KIND ! 365 00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:58,667 DON'T WORRY I CAN SAVE YOU ALL ! 366 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:01,000 HUGHGH !! 367 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,534 HEY LOOK, ERIC KILLED A DRAGON ! 368 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,534 HE'S THE MOST AWESOME KID IN SCHOOL ! 369 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,067 AND HE'S NOT FAT AT ALL ! 370 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,501 THANKS YOU GUYS ! 371 00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:14,167 NOPE... 372 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,801 NO, I DEFINITELY HELPED WRITE THE JOKE. 373 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:19,400 ALL I CAN HOPE IS JIMMY DOESN'T TRY TO JEW ME OVER. 374 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,133 IS IT PERHAPS... 375 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:25,234 THAT I'M FASHIONABLE AND FISHSTICKS ARE CRUNCHY ? 376 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,834 YO' KANYE, KANYE, WE FOUND 'EM, MONEY ! 377 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:30,901 FOUND WHO ? 378 00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,067 YOU TOLD US TO TRACK DOWN 379 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,067 WHOEVER STARTED THE WHOLE FISHSTICK THANG. 380 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,334 WE FOUND OUT WHO, DAWG. 381 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,734 COME ON, MAN, WHAT IS THIS MAN ? 382 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,667 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN ? 383 00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:45,434 OH FUCK, MAN, KANYE WEST - 384 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,334 OH NO, OH SHIT, MAN... OKAY LOOK IT WASN'T ME - 385 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:51,200 I DIDN'T REALLY START THE FISHSTICK THING, ALRIGHT ? 386 00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,267 YOU JUST SAYIN' THAT NOW 'CUZ YOU'RE SCARED ! 387 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,133 NO MAN, IT'S TRUE, I STOLE IT, MAN ! 388 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,934 I TOOK CREDIT FOR IT 'CUZ I'M NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY ! 389 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,334 COME ON MAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE ? 390 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,434 BEING A COMEDIAN BUT NOT BEING FUNNY ? 391 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,434 COME ON, KANYE, I JUST TAKE JOKES 392 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:09,934 AND RE-PACKAGE THEM WITH A MEXICAN ACCENT MAN. 393 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:11,534 YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME ? 394 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,701 I'M A GENIUS ! 395 00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,100 I'M THE VOICE OF A GENERATION ! 396 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,267 WHAT ARE YOU !? 397 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,467 NOTHING ! 398 00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:18,133 LOOK AT ME MAN... 399 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:22,300 I'M NOT FUNNY, I STEAL JOKES, MY DICK DON'T WORK, MAN... 400 00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:26,200 I GOT TO PISS IN A PLASTIC BAG, MAN, I GOT NO DICK ! 401 00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:27,801 I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU. 402 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,133 I PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 403 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:34,033 OH SHIT, OH NO MAN, COME ON I GOT NO DICK MAN- 404 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,334 AHHH AHH ! 405 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,000 ( SOBBING ) 406 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,834 NOW, EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 407 00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:47,868 WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A GAY FISH ? 408 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:51,300 'CUZ... 'CUZ YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS, MAN. 409 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,400 COME ON, MAN... DON'T YOU GET IT ? 410 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,133 PLEASE... JUST GET IT MAN... 411 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,067 WHY- LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ! 412 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,968 I LOVE FISHSTICKS... 413 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,601 I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH. 414 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:09,334 YOU'RE, YOU'RE A GAY FISH, MAN. 415 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,667 THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! 416 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,067 WELL, ABOUT A WEEK AGO 417 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,734 OUR COUNTRY WAS BLESSED WITH THE FISHSTICKS JOKE. 418 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,167 AND EVER SINCE THEN, US COMEDIANS 419 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,267 HAVE BEEN KICKING OURSELVES FOR NOT THINKING OF IT ! 420 00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:27,200 BUT TODAY, WE HAVE WITH US THE TRUE CREATORS 421 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,734 OF THE FISHSTICKS JOKE- 422 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:32,133 PLEASE WELCOME THE COMEDY TEAM OF CARTMAN AND VALMER ! 423 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:36,934 HEY GUYS ! 424 00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,267 HI ELLEN ! 425 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,567 YOU GUYS LIKE FISHSTICKS ? 426 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:44,567 THANK YOU, THANK YOU NO REALLY, THANK YOU. 427 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,200 SO GUYS I GOTTA ASK, 428 00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:48,601 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS INCREDIBLE JOKE ? 429 00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:49,701 IT WAS JUST- 430 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:52,300 ELLEN, COMEDY IS LIKE A GAME OF RACQUETBALL, YOU KNOW ? 431 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,267 YOU SERVE, AND THE OTHER PERSON HITS IT BACK. 432 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,033 IT BOUNCES OFF THE WALL- YOU BACKHAND IT. 433 00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,567 AND IT GOES BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH ! 434 00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:59,701 THEN HOPEFULLY, YOU'VE GOT A GOOD JOKE. 435 00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:00,634 THANK YOU. 436 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:04,534 BUT GUYS, THIS JOKE IS SO... PERFECT. 437 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,767 CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW NOBODY THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE ? 438 00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:09,133 WELL ELLEN, THE T-T-T- 439 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,300 TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS 440 00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,434 THAT THERE'S NEVER REALLY BEEN A TEAM LIKE US BEFORE. 441 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,567 I MEAN, LET'S BE PERFECTLY HONEST 442 00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:15,033 A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULDN'T WORK WITH SOMEONE 443 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,400 WHO WAS DISABLED, BUT I SEE PAST THAT. 444 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,267 I LOOK BEYOND JIMMY'S DISABILITIES AND FIND A BOND- 445 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,267 WHICH CAN UNITE US IN COMEDY. 446 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:27,100 WORKING WITH CRIPPLED PEOPLE IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 447 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,901 THAT'S SO GREAT... AND ARE YOU CRYING JIMMY ? 448 00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,267 YES MA'AM. 449 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,400 OH DON'T CRY PAL, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME STARTED. 450 00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:36,133 ANYWAY, WHAT WAS IMPORTANT FOR US, AS A TEAM, ELLEN 451 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,767 WAS TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE KNEW THAT 452 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,000 WE CAME UP WITH THE JOKE, 453 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,634 AND NOT CARLOS-BUTTHOLE-MENCIA. 454 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,100 I SEE, AND DID YOU KNOW THAT CARLOS MENCIA 455 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,667 WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOUSE THIS MORNING 456 00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:48,434 WITH FISHSTICKS STUFFED DOWN HIS OPEN NECK HOLE ? 457 00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:51,534 UHHH... EXCUSE ME ? 458 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,167 GET MY JET READY ! 459 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,801 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ANOTHER INNING TO PLAY. 460 00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:04,767 ALRIGHT SO CHECK IT OUT, 461 00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:05,868 WE'VE GOT OFFERS FROM VAN DE CAMPS 462 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,334 AND GORTON'S FISHERMEN, TO DO COMMERCIALS ! 463 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,667 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO GO ON A NATIONAL TV SHOW 464 00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:13,467 AND TALK ABOUT THE CRAFT OF COMEDY. 465 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:15,634 YEAH, THAT WAS COOL, HUH ? 466 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,934 ERIC, THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW. 467 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,200 WHAT'S THAT ? 468 00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:22,200 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF ? 469 00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:25,267 YOU KNOW YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FISHSTICKS JOKE - 470 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,868 BUT YOU JUST KEEP PRETENDING. 471 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,834 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING MIRROR ? 472 00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:31,968 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW ! 473 00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,534 SO... HERE IT IS. 474 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,667 HOW DO YOU TAKE CREDIT FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO ? 475 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,834 THAT IS BULLCRAP JIMMY AND YOU KNOW IT ! 476 00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,567 I HAD JUST AS MUCH TO DO WITH THE FISHSTICKS JOKE 477 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,767 AS YOU DID ! 478 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,334 DUDE, IT'S PUFF DADDY ! 479 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,367 TIE UP THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ! 480 00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:53,501 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ONE MORE TIME. 481 00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:56,501 WHY DID YOU START THESE RUMORS ABOUT ME ? 482 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,567 PLEASE, I WASN'T STARTING RUMORS ABOUT YOU. 483 00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,300 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ! 484 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,300 OH RIGHT, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM ! 485 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,133 I WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS GOT STARTED. 486 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,334 WELL, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IDEAS FOR JOKES AND- 487 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,434 OH SO NOW IT'S WE, HUH, JIMMY ? 488 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,000 A MINUTE AGO YOU SAID YOU DID IT ALL YOURSELF ! 489 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,234 WELL, I JUST A BU- I BU- 490 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,300 UH BUBBU BUBBU A-BUBBU ! 491 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,100 WE BOTH CAME UP WITH IT TOGETHER. 492 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,567 YOU WANNA KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED ? 493 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:17,968 HELLO, JIM. 494 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,100 OH BOY, IT'S MY BEST PAL ERIC ! 495 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:20,901 WHAT YOU UP TO ? 496 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,133 I'M TRYING TO WRITE JOKES 497 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,100 BUT I'M NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU, SO IT'S TOUGH. 498 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,033 WELL, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 499 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:25,767 WE CAN TEAM UP ! 500 00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:26,767 REALLY ? 501 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,567 WOW, YOU WOULD HELP ME EVEN THOUGH I'M CRIPPLED. 502 00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,100 YOU ARE CARING AND NOT FAT. 503 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,367 NOW LET'S SEE, HOW ABOUT A JOKE 504 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,968 THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FISHSTICKS. 505 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,300 YOU KNOW, 'CUZ FISHSTICKS 506 00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,200 SOUNDS LIKE FISH DICKS, JIMMY. 507 00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:37,767 ERIC CARTMAN, YOU ARE HANDSOME 508 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,067 AND NOT EVEN REMOTELY FAT. 509 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,434 THANKS- SO WHAT I'M THINKING IS, 510 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:44,133 DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS IN YOUR MOUTH ? 511 00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,667 WHAT WAS THAT ? 512 00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:48,000 ERIC, ERIC YOU HAVE TO SAVE US ! 513 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:50,334 AN ENTIRE ARMY OF JEW ROBOTS ! 514 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,634 ( SCREAMING ) 515 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,067 OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE JEW BOTS DOING HERE ? 516 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,133 FLAME ON ! 517 00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:06,667 FLAME OFF ! 518 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,434 YOU SAVED EVERYONE FROM THE JEWBOTS, CARTMAN ! 519 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,968 C'MON JIMMY, WE GOTTA GO BACK AND FINISH THAT JOKE ! 520 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,701 "...LIKE FISHSTICKS IN YOUR MOUTH ?" 521 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,634 "WHAT ARE YOU A GAY FISH ?" -THERE ! 522 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,534 WOW ERIC, INCREDIBLE ! 523 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,501 TOO BAD I'M A DICK AND I'M GONNA TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 524 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,400 S-S-SUCK IT, BITCH. 525 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,467 AW, DAMMIT. 526 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,200 I GUESS IT REALLY WAS ALL ME WHO CAME UP WITH IT. 527 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:27,267 WHAT ? ! 528 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,167 YOU GOTTA LET JIMMY GO, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 529 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:29,834 JESUS ERIC... 530 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:30,868 HE'S GONNA KILL YOU. 531 00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:32,467 YOU WON'T EVEN ADMIT IT WAS JUST ME 532 00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:33,767 KNOWING YOU'RE GONNA DIE ? 533 00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:36,434 JIMMY, YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAME UP WITH IT 534 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,868 ALL ON YOUR OWN ? 535 00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:40,534 OH MY GOD, WAIT... I TOTALLY GET IT NOW ! 536 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,801 WHAT, I STILL DON'T GET ANYTHING ! 537 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,667 ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN MAD AT YOU JIMMY 538 00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:45,901 FOR TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 539 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,167 BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S JUST THAT YOUR EGO 540 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,534 HAS MADE YOU BELIEVE THINGS HAPPENED DIFFERENTLY. 541 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,234 THAT'S WHAT KYLE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME. 542 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,300 THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A HUGE EGO 543 00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:54,701 YOU DO THESE MENTAL GYMNASTICS 544 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,400 TO MAKE YOURSELF A PART OF THINGS. 545 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,734 R-REALLY ? 546 00:19:58,767 --> 00:19:59,634 I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO 547 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,234 JEW ME OUT OF MY PART OF THE CREDIT 548 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,367 BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE 549 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,467 JUST HAVE EGOS THAT ARE SO OUT OF WHACK- 550 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,367 THAT NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE TELL THEM, 551 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,901 THEY CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH OF WHO THEY ARE. 552 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,868 JIMMY, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 553 00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,667 I REALIZE NOW YOU CAN'T HELP BELIEVING 554 00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:15,200 YOU CREATED THE ENTIRE JOKE, 555 00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:17,734 BECAUSE YOUR EGO WON'T LET YOU THINK OTHERWISE. 556 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,400 I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. 557 00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:21,234 THANKS, ERIC, 558 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,033 FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING. 559 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,167 HE'S RIGHT... 560 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,234 FOR SO LONG I'VE CONSIDERED MYSELF 561 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,534 GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD 562 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,501 THAT I COULDN'T TAKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME. 563 00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,267 BUT THEY WEREN'T MAKING FUN OF ME... 564 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,701 THEY WERE TRYING TO HELP ME. 565 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,334 BOYS, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DID NOW. 566 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:39,467 UNTIE THEM GUYS... I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 567 00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:44,167 YO' KANYE, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ? 568 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,767 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP RUNNING. 569 00:20:45,801 --> 00:20:48,400 I NEED TO BELIEVE WHAT PEOPLE TELL ME. 570 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,567 LET ALL MY FANS KNOW I LOVE 'EM 571 00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:51,934 BUT A GAY FISH JUST CAN'T LIVE 572 00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:54,367 IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD FOREVER. 573 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,033 DON'T BE SAD FOR ME, GUYS-- 574 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,901 I'M GOING HOME ! 575 00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:02,968 UH - C'MON ! 576 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,868 ♪ I BEEN SO LONELY, GIRL I'VE BEEN SO SAD AND DOWN ♪ 577 00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:08,534 ♪ I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HATERS JOKED AROUND ♪ 578 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,234 ♪ I WANTED TO BE FREE WITH OTHER CREATURES LIKE ME ♪ 579 00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:13,567 ♪ AND NOW I GOT MY WISH 580 00:21:13,601 --> 00:21:15,901 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'M A GAY FISH ♪ 581 00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:18,534 GAY FISH, YO' 582 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:21,801 I'M A FISH, YO' 583 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,100 ♪ IT'S ALRIGHT, GIRL 584 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,434 ♪ MAKIN' LOVE TO OTHER GAY FISH ♪ 585 00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,000 ♪ ALL THOSE LONELY NIGHTS AT THE GROCERY STORE ♪ 586 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,667 ♪ IN THE FROZEN FISH AISLE FEELIN' LIKE A WHORE ♪ 587 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:33,334 ♪ 'CAUSE I WASN'T BEIN' TRUE Y'KNOW EVERYONE SAID ♪ 588 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,667 ♪ THAT I HAVE TO MAKE A SWITCH ♪ 589 00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:38,167 ♪ NOW I KNOW THAT I'M A GAY FISH ♪ 590 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,634 GAY FISH, YO' 591 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:44,634 I'M A FISH, YO' 592 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,634 ♪ NOW I'M WHERE I BELONG, GIRL ♪ 593 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,634 ♪ MAKIN' LOVE TO OTHER GAY FISH ♪