1 00:00:02,506 --> 00:00:04,220 [Crow caws] 2 00:00:05,129 --> 00:00:08,097 Frankie: New Year's Day, 2017... 3 00:00:08,099 --> 00:00:09,999 The first year in a long time 4 00:00:10,001 --> 00:00:12,802 no one was declaring it the year of anything. 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,770 Yep, we'd finally given up. 6 00:00:14,772 --> 00:00:16,505 This is dumb. Turn it. 7 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:18,307 Can't. Remote's gone. 8 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:20,343 Mm. My nose hurts. 9 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:22,478 I think I'm getting one of those inside pimples. 10 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,580 Okay, seriously, who's got the remote? 11 00:00:24,582 --> 00:00:26,415 You know, I had this dream last night. 12 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,883 I think it was really good. 13 00:00:27,885 --> 00:00:29,318 - What was it? - For the love of God, 14 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,520 somebody find the remote before she remembers. 15 00:00:31,522 --> 00:00:32,722 You're the one sitting on it! 16 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:34,490 I'm too tired to get up. 17 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,792 So, we're just gonna watch "Who Ate It Best"? 18 00:00:36,794 --> 00:00:40,196 Oh, I've seen this one. It's the pecan pie battle. 19 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:42,398 All right, that's it. I'm finding that remote. 20 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,399 [Grunts] 21 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:44,800 Ooh, ahh! 22 00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:46,535 Ooh... chips! 23 00:00:46,537 --> 00:00:48,871 Oh, Axl, that is so gross! 24 00:00:48,873 --> 00:00:50,439 But I'm hungry, so give me some. 25 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,274 You know, there's a coupon for pizza in the kitchen. 26 00:00:52,276 --> 00:00:53,442 Somebody get up and order. 27 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,011 [All groaning] 28 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,312 You know, someone else should do it. 29 00:00:56,314 --> 00:00:58,848 I'm having a really hard time today. 30 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,717 April's at her grandma's. I'm stuck here with you people. 31 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:05,354 I'm a divorcé staying with my parents on New Year's Day. 32 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,223 You think your 2017 is bad? 33 00:01:07,225 --> 00:01:09,125 When I go back to school, I am still stuck 34 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:11,894 in that fart bucket they call "The Bin." 35 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:14,096 Not turning into a banner year for me, either. 36 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:16,265 Cindy had another growth spurt. 37 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:19,268 Okay, clearly we're all too pathetic to get up, 38 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:21,937 so I guess we'll just have to go with whoever has to pee. 39 00:01:21,939 --> 00:01:23,305 Oh, damn it! 40 00:01:23,307 --> 00:01:25,908 You know when someone says "pee" I have to go. 41 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,476 [Groans] 42 00:01:28,078 --> 00:01:30,179 Check in the junk drawer under the hammer. 43 00:01:30,181 --> 00:01:31,647 - [Drawer opens, papers rustle] - I think the coupons might be stuffed 44 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:34,083 into Brick's graduation program. 45 00:01:37,587 --> 00:01:39,255 Let's see. 46 00:01:39,257 --> 00:01:41,490 Ooh, what is this? 47 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:44,794 Oh, it's the Groupon I bought for the Orson Escape Room. 48 00:01:44,796 --> 00:01:46,962 You guys, this expires today and I already paid for it, 49 00:01:46,964 --> 00:01:48,130 so we have to go. 50 00:01:48,132 --> 00:01:49,398 What's an escape room? 51 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,233 You go to this place with a team, 52 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,501 and they lock you in a room. 53 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,336 It has some kind of theme, and you have to solve 54 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:56,105 these puzzles and clues to get out. 55 00:01:56,107 --> 00:01:57,840 I think the fact that we still live here 56 00:01:57,842 --> 00:01:59,775 proves that we're no good at escaping things. 57 00:01:59,777 --> 00:02:02,344 Look, this was the hottest new thing 18 months ago. 58 00:02:02,346 --> 00:02:03,646 Oh, my God. 59 00:02:03,648 --> 00:02:06,482 This is what she's spending our inheritance on? 60 00:02:06,484 --> 00:02:09,618 Hey, they are starving kids who would give their right arms 61 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,954 for the chance to pay money to escape from a fake room. 62 00:02:11,956 --> 00:02:13,155 We're going. 63 00:02:13,157 --> 00:02:14,190 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:15,524 [Sighs] 65 00:02:16,593 --> 00:02:18,394 Great, now I'm a divorcé 66 00:02:18,396 --> 00:02:20,129 going to an escape room with my family. 67 00:02:20,131 --> 00:02:22,898 Congratulations, you've finally pulled me down to your level. 68 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,300 How long is this thing gonna take? 69 00:02:24,302 --> 00:02:25,267 An hour. 70 00:02:25,269 --> 00:02:26,769 [All groan] 71 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,271 [Scoffs] Look, I've explained this three times, 72 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:31,607 and I'm not gonna do it again... We have a Groupon. 73 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,008 But you know what? fine. 74 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:35,377 If you guys don't want to go, let's just go back inside. 75 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:37,580 I feel like that's a trick. 76 00:02:37,582 --> 00:02:40,349 Don't you think I'd rather be back on the couch watching TV 77 00:02:40,351 --> 00:02:42,818 instead of trying to make memories with my stupid family? 78 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:43,986 Hey, Nancy! 79 00:02:43,988 --> 00:02:46,555 Oh, hi, Frankie! Happy New Year! 80 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,591 Uh, slow start for you guys, too, huh? 81 00:02:48,593 --> 00:02:50,459 Oh, no. We've been up for hours. 82 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,994 It was the boys' turn to get up early 83 00:02:51,996 --> 00:02:53,729 and make New Year's breakfast for the girls. 84 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:56,532 - [Chuckles] - Eggs, bacon, sausage... 85 00:02:56,534 --> 00:02:57,900 We kind of phoned it in this year. 86 00:02:57,902 --> 00:02:58,901 - [Chuckles] - Oh. 87 00:02:58,903 --> 00:03:00,202 We had Pop-Tarts, 'cause we like 88 00:03:00,204 --> 00:03:02,505 to support American businesses. [Chuckles] 89 00:03:02,507 --> 00:03:04,740 Now we're off to shovel Mr. Jenkins' driveway. 90 00:03:04,742 --> 00:03:06,742 We just like to help the elderly when we can. 91 00:03:06,744 --> 00:03:08,444 I mean, how can it be a happy new year 92 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:10,146 if you don't do something for others? 93 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,313 Yeah, well, helping others can be 94 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:12,781 a little neglectful to your family. 95 00:03:12,783 --> 00:03:15,284 That's why we're going as a family to the Orson Escape Room. 96 00:03:15,286 --> 00:03:18,220 Oh, we did that 18 months ago! [Chuckles] 97 00:03:18,222 --> 00:03:20,422 Careful, buddy... There's a lot of mirrors in there. 98 00:03:20,424 --> 00:03:21,657 I know how you get distracted. 99 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,359 You know, uh, we Donahues, 100 00:03:23,361 --> 00:03:25,427 we still hold the record for the fastest time. 101 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:29,131 Yep... made it out with 1:08 left on the clock. 102 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,533 Well, I think your record's safe, 103 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:31,867 'cause we're probably gonna suck at it. 104 00:03:31,869 --> 00:03:33,269 [Laughter] 105 00:03:33,271 --> 00:03:35,271 That's what so great about you Hecks... 106 00:03:35,273 --> 00:03:36,805 You have fun no matter what. 107 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:39,108 [Laughs] 108 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:42,878 ♪ ♪ 109 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,813 What was that? That was rude! 110 00:03:44,815 --> 00:03:47,249 Yeah. Did we just get dissed by the Donahues? 111 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:49,251 Take it from someone with a lifetime of experience... 112 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:50,853 That was definitely a dissing. 113 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,222 When I said we'll probably suck at the escape room, 114 00:03:53,224 --> 00:03:55,691 they're supposed to say, "No, you'll do great." 115 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:56,959 That's the social contract. 116 00:03:56,961 --> 00:03:58,260 "Do I look fat in these jeans?" 117 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:00,196 "No, you look great." Social contract. 118 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,899 Yeah. You said we're dumb, and she pig-piled on it. 119 00:04:03,901 --> 00:04:07,102 And what was that crack about us always having fun? 120 00:04:07,104 --> 00:04:08,737 First of all, we don't have fun. 121 00:04:08,739 --> 00:04:09,972 That's true. We don't. 122 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:12,107 Then Sean with his little dig about mirrors. 123 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:14,577 I don't need to check myself out in mirrors. 124 00:04:14,579 --> 00:04:16,212 I know I look good. 125 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,548 And Dotty with her little "1:08 remaining." 126 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,283 - Yeah. - She thinks she's hot stuff, 127 00:04:21,285 --> 00:04:22,585 but I go to school with her. 128 00:04:22,587 --> 00:04:24,687 She apostrophe S's when it's supposed to be plural. 129 00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:26,922 - [Gasps] - You see Ron giving me that smirk? 130 00:04:26,924 --> 00:04:29,091 Same smirk he had when he won the giant spatula. 131 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:32,294 [Exhales sharply] Well, the Donahues are going down! 132 00:04:32,296 --> 00:04:33,729 We are gonna get out of that stupid room, 133 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,514 - and we're gonna beat their time. - Yeah! 134 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:36,398 - Yeah! - Okay. 135 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,100 Right? Are you with me? Come on, Hecks. Let's do this. 136 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:39,301 Hands in! 137 00:04:39,303 --> 00:04:41,604 Ready? On the count of three. One, two, three. 138 00:04:41,606 --> 00:04:43,272 - Escape room! - Go Hecks! - Let's go! - "A Tale of Two Cities"! 139 00:04:43,274 --> 00:04:44,773 "A Tale of Two Cities"? 140 00:04:44,775 --> 00:04:46,709 I've never done a group cheer before. 141 00:04:46,711 --> 00:04:47,910 Oh. 142 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,778 ♪ ♪ 143 00:04:53,015 --> 00:04:54,796 Rowdy: Welcome to Escape Orson. 144 00:04:54,823 --> 00:04:56,489 First of all, does anyone have any medical conditions 145 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:57,891 that would prevent them from participating 146 00:04:57,893 --> 00:05:00,495 in the Escape Orson experience? 147 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,129 We probably all have high cholesterol. 148 00:05:03,396 --> 00:05:05,697 Yeah, that's not on my list. Okay. 149 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:08,333 The escape-room experience is designed for groups of six, 150 00:05:08,335 --> 00:05:11,436 so you'll be paired with this gentleman here... Milt. 151 00:05:11,438 --> 00:05:13,271 Oh. Nice to meet you. 152 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:15,807 Just so you know, we're trying to beat 1:08. 153 00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:19,410 But we've got a secret weapon... our daughter, Sue, here. 154 00:05:19,412 --> 00:05:22,113 Any board game or puzzle we play, she always wins. 155 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:23,948 She just has a mind for it. She's so good. 156 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:25,416 No, no, no. I'm not. 157 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:26,818 Yes, you are. See? 158 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:28,453 Social contract. No, it's true. 159 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:30,054 God gave her that one ability, 160 00:05:30,056 --> 00:05:31,823 and then literally nothing else. 161 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:33,358 Well, sounds good to me. 162 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,860 I'm just here for a little excitement on my lunch hour. 163 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:37,628 Your team will be entering the laboratory 164 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,764 of a mad scientist who's created a virus 165 00:05:39,766 --> 00:05:41,499 that, if released, will unleash an army 166 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:42,834 of zombies upon the Earth. 167 00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:45,737 You'll have one hour to solve the mystery and get out. 168 00:05:45,739 --> 00:05:47,305 You can ask for up to three clues, 169 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:49,007 which I'll give you on this walkie-talkie. 170 00:05:49,009 --> 00:05:51,409 Now, before your experience begins, 171 00:05:51,411 --> 00:05:54,252 I strongly suggest you use the restroom. 172 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:57,115 I don't have to go. I promise. 173 00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:00,318 - See? - Okay, let's do this! 174 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,986 Those Donahues are going down! 175 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:03,921 Okay, hands in. On the count of three. 176 00:06:03,923 --> 00:06:05,256 One, two, three. 177 00:06:05,258 --> 00:06:06,758 - All: Go Hecks! - "The Red Badge of Courage"! 178 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,725 Brick. 179 00:06:07,727 --> 00:06:10,128 Sorry. It's no "Go Hecks." 180 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,330 [Exhales sharply] 181 00:06:16,301 --> 00:06:18,636 Mom! Did you see that guy? 182 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:20,972 That's David S. Rosenthal! 183 00:06:20,974 --> 00:06:22,807 The author of the "Planet Nowhere" book series 184 00:06:22,809 --> 00:06:24,876 as well as the official "Out of this World Cookbook... 185 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:26,677 How to Get Your Silligan to Eat Their Vegetables?" 186 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,813 What? No, it's not. It's Milt. 187 00:06:28,815 --> 00:06:30,815 Brick, I don't think a billionaire author is going 188 00:06:30,817 --> 00:06:33,251 to be doing the Orson Escape Room on New Year's Day. 189 00:06:33,253 --> 00:06:34,752 Why would he be here? 190 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:37,388 It's not my job to ask "Why is he here?" 191 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:40,291 It's my job to freak out that he is here! 192 00:06:41,894 --> 00:06:44,986 Okay, you've got one hour. Your time starts now. 193 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,465 - I have to pee. - What?! - [All groan] 194 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,734 I didn't know there'd be bubbling beakers! 195 00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:52,470 Okay, everyone spread out and look for clues. 196 00:06:54,673 --> 00:06:57,041 I'm telling you... It's him. It's definitely him. 197 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:58,609 I just saw Milt looking through a microscope 198 00:06:58,611 --> 00:07:01,045 with his left eye, which means he's left-handed. 199 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,614 David S. Rosenthal is also left-handed! 200 00:07:03,616 --> 00:07:05,016 No. Come on, Brick. Stop messing around. 201 00:07:05,018 --> 00:07:06,184 We got less than an hour. 202 00:07:06,186 --> 00:07:08,152 Let me explain this in a way you can understand... 203 00:07:08,154 --> 00:07:11,089 Pretend you saw insert-famous-sports-guy here. 204 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:12,523 Tell me you wouldn't be all over that. 205 00:07:12,525 --> 00:07:15,760 You got me. Clues. 206 00:07:15,762 --> 00:07:18,362 Come on, Sue! You're the game master here. 207 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:19,564 Get in the zone. 208 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:20,832 We got to beat the Donahues. 209 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,467 If we don't, it's all your fault 210 00:07:22,469 --> 00:07:24,302 and civilization as we know it is destroyed. 211 00:07:24,304 --> 00:07:25,837 But, hey, no pressure. 212 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:27,672 Okay, I have tried every side of the maze, 213 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:29,307 but the key won't reach the cabinet. 214 00:07:29,309 --> 00:07:31,509 Well, why don't you just move the cabinet, Einstein? 215 00:07:31,511 --> 00:07:33,044 It's bolted to the floor, Galileo. 216 00:07:33,046 --> 00:07:36,013 Well, then, why don't you just move the maze, other smart guy? 217 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:37,915 You can't just move the... 218 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,250 [Grunts] 219 00:07:40,719 --> 00:07:42,053 [Key jingles] 220 00:07:42,055 --> 00:07:43,221 Oh, it's open. 221 00:07:43,223 --> 00:07:45,089 Oh, good job, Sue! 222 00:07:45,091 --> 00:07:46,891 Looks like medical files or something. 223 00:07:46,893 --> 00:07:48,993 Here... Everybody take one and look for clues. 224 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,765 Okay, uh, it says here that Dr. I.N. Sane 225 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,367 was fired by the chairman of the board... 226 00:07:56,369 --> 00:07:57,768 Frank Sinatra. 227 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,737 - What? - That was my dream. I remember it now. 228 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:01,839 Me and Frank Sinatra were making out. 229 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:04,075 Hang on. You were making out with Frank Sinatra? 230 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:06,878 Yeah, well, not the old one, and not the scrawny young one... 231 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,713 the good middle-aged one with a little meat on his bones. 232 00:08:08,715 --> 00:08:10,333 I told you it was a good dream. 233 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,318 Ooh. Hey, everybody, 234 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,321 I have discovered two things about this mirror. 235 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:19,590 One... Whatever the lighting in this place is, 236 00:08:19,592 --> 00:08:20,858 I look great in it. 237 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:23,294 And two... pretty sure that's the word 238 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,363 "brain" on the wall over there? 239 00:08:25,365 --> 00:08:28,499 Brains in jars! Clue, people, clue! 240 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:33,104 Oh, my God. These people in the zombie room are so pathetic. 241 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:38,609 So, Milt... 242 00:08:38,611 --> 00:08:42,747 is that short for anything, like "David"? 243 00:08:42,749 --> 00:08:45,683 Okay, uh, five, seven, six, two! 244 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:47,718 [Puzzle jostling] 245 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,253 I'm just gonna say it... At this point, 246 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:51,255 is the zombie apocalypse really that bad? 247 00:08:51,257 --> 00:08:52,323 Sue, what's going on? 248 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,891 You're usually all over this stuff. 249 00:08:53,893 --> 00:08:55,560 [Laughs nervously] Yeah, I know. 250 00:08:55,562 --> 00:08:57,195 I am. I usually am. 251 00:08:57,197 --> 00:08:58,829 I-I-I think I just ate something bad. 252 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,331 Maybe some bad couch chips. 253 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,599 Well, we need a plan. 254 00:09:01,601 --> 00:09:03,401 Why doesn't this family ever have a plan? 255 00:09:03,403 --> 00:09:05,736 We can't just keep trying everything willy-nilly. 256 00:09:05,738 --> 00:09:07,572 We're going, like, "Ooh, what's this?" 257 00:09:07,574 --> 00:09:08,739 "What's this?" 258 00:09:08,741 --> 00:09:09,740 Wait. What was is this? 259 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:10,775 Should I ask for a clue? 260 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:11,909 I think I'm gonna ask for a clue. 261 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:13,177 [Gasps] Oh, my God! 262 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:14,579 When I look through this red lens at the chart, 263 00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:15,613 I see numbers underneath. 264 00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:17,215 Try three, one, eight, four. 265 00:09:17,217 --> 00:09:19,317 W-W-W-Wait... So, if you hold the magnifying glass 266 00:09:19,319 --> 00:09:20,484 over the chart, something happens? 267 00:09:20,486 --> 00:09:21,519 - [Walkie-talkie crackles] - Rowdy: Yes. 268 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:22,653 You use the red glass 269 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:23,988 to decode the numbers. 270 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:25,523 You have used your first clue. 271 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:27,091 Sue, we'd already figured it out! 272 00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:29,060 You wasted a clue! I'm sorry. 273 00:09:29,062 --> 00:09:30,828 I didn't realize my finger was on the button. 274 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:32,196 - [Lock jostles] - Never mind. 275 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,464 - [Lock clicks] - We're in. 276 00:09:33,466 --> 00:09:34,899 [Gasping, cheers] 277 00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:38,269 - Another room. - [Groans] 278 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,871 Okay, that one looks complicated. 279 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,207 Sue, you take that. Everybody else, spread out. 280 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:49,939 David. 281 00:09:50,616 --> 00:09:52,016 David? 282 00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:55,086 So, uh, what exactly were you doing with Frank Sinatra? 283 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:58,055 It was nothing... just kissing, teenage stuff. 284 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:01,025 And it wasn't all physical. There was witty banter. 285 00:10:01,027 --> 00:10:02,593 He said, "I'm gonna take a steam." 286 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:05,496 And I said, "Now"? We were funny together. 287 00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:07,465 Yeah. You know he had writers. 288 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:08,599 They all had writers. 289 00:10:08,601 --> 00:10:10,067 So, did all this stuff happen in our house? 290 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:12,903 Ew! No! I would never take Frank Sinatra to our house. 291 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,339 We were someplace nice. We were on a bearskin rug. 292 00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:17,441 So, you were a cliché. I don't need to know any more. 293 00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:18,676 This whole thing is disturbing. 294 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:20,044 Disturbing? 295 00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:21,679 Okay, I've got three clues! 296 00:10:21,681 --> 00:10:24,115 He has a wife, he smells like sandalwood... 297 00:10:24,117 --> 00:10:25,983 That was in a "Parade Magazine" profile... 298 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:29,186 And M-I-L-T? 299 00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:32,923 Morvan, Ilquan, Lingee, and Tuut? 300 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,692 The four planets of the Kalakwa Galaxy 301 00:10:34,694 --> 00:10:35,660 in the "Planet Nowhere" books. 302 00:10:35,662 --> 00:10:37,028 That can't be a coincidence! 303 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,095 [Sighs] Did you drink some of that 304 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,563 brain juice from the other room? 305 00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:42,133 Hey, I don't care what you guys think. 306 00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:43,968 That is David S. Rosenthal. 307 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:47,305 I will never forgive myself if I don't get his autograph. 308 00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:49,740 Full disclosure... I did not drink the brain juice, 309 00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:51,350 but I did lick the jar. 310 00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:53,444 Brick, where did you get that pen and paper? 311 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,779 In that cabinet right there. 312 00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:57,281 There's a secret drawer with keys inside and a book of codes. 313 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:59,383 ♪ ♪ 314 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:02,086 Hi. We'd like our third clue. 315 00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:04,121 Hello? Hello?! 316 00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,123 We're the Hecks in the zombie room. 317 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:09,727 I don't get it. Where is Rowdy? 318 00:11:09,729 --> 00:11:11,128 What is the point of even having a Rowdy 319 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,330 if she's not there? 320 00:11:12,332 --> 00:11:14,165 Let's go check the other camera. 321 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,334 Oh, my God, Sue, you're so slow! 322 00:11:16,336 --> 00:11:17,335 Let's get this thing moving. 323 00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,369 I already texted Sean 324 00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:19,370 and called them the Down-ahues, 325 00:11:19,372 --> 00:11:21,072 so failure is not an option. 326 00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:23,808 Is it hot in here? I am so hot. 327 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,576 I don't get it. Why are you choking all of a sudden? 328 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:26,711 You're totally good at this stuff, 329 00:11:26,713 --> 00:11:27,945 and now you're face-planting big time. 330 00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:29,313 I don't know, okay? 331 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:31,982 I'm just getting turned around. I'm all turned around. 332 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,652 Maybe I just need a break. 333 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,199 You want to take a break? 334 00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:37,834 What is wrong with you? 335 00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:41,037 How did I lose every game to you all these years? 336 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:42,731 You didn't. 337 00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:44,574 What? 338 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:46,509 I cheated. [Exhales sharply] 339 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,144 You mean like you cheated sometime? 340 00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:50,441 No, every time, all the time. 341 00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:52,648 "Monopoly"? I made myself banker 342 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,784 and slid myself money under the table. 343 00:11:54,786 --> 00:11:55,985 "Celebrity"? 344 00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:57,687 If I got a name on a card I didn't know, 345 00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:58,855 I would just make one up. 346 00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:00,556 My go-to was always a Disney Princess. 347 00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:02,859 "Mystery Date"? It was never a mystery to me. 348 00:12:02,861 --> 00:12:04,560 Oh, my God. 349 00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:07,630 Okay, look... It all started when I was three 350 00:12:07,632 --> 00:12:10,600 and Mom and Dad would play games with me and let me win. 351 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:13,936 Winning became my obsession and my curse. 352 00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:17,874 In the end, it was Miss Sue, in the family room, 353 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:19,475 with every game. 354 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,177 Wow. 355 00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:23,312 Wow, wow, wow, 356 00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:25,414 wow, wow, wow. 357 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:26,949 Who knew Little Miss Perfect 358 00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:28,718 was a dirty, lying cheater? 359 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,219 Shh! Shh! 360 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:32,255 I can't believe I thought you were better than me at games. 361 00:12:32,257 --> 00:12:35,258 You know what that did to my psyche, to my confidence level? 362 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:37,260 You're the most confident person in the world. 363 00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:39,195 Yeah, but I could have had more. 364 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:40,830 Axl, please don't tell Mom and Dad. 365 00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:42,598 This is all I have. 366 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,133 You don't know what it's like to be me. 367 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,469 You were the football star. Brick is the reader. 368 00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:48,237 I am just the trier. 369 00:12:48,239 --> 00:12:50,907 Do you know how hard it is year after year 370 00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:52,441 to be the trier? 371 00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,644 Fine. I'll keep your secret... 372 00:12:54,646 --> 00:12:56,045 partly because it's so pathetic 373 00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,480 and partly because I am really impressed 374 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,048 you were able to cheat at "Marco Polo." 375 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:01,484 I opened my eyes. Oh, my God. 376 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:02,585 I didn't even think of that. 377 00:13:02,587 --> 00:13:04,387 Thank you so much for not saying anything. 378 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:06,889 I will never forget this. You're the best, Axl. 379 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,658 At everything, yes, it's been established now. 380 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,626 But we've wasted too much time talking about this, 381 00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:12,728 and, as usual, it's up to me to save my family 382 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,063 from the zombie apocalypse... 383 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:17,300 starting with this wall, which is obviously fake. 384 00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,536 [Grunts] 385 00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:27,409 [Ticking] 386 00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:30,245 [Body thuds] 387 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,716 So, what exactly did you mean by "disturbing"? 388 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,010 - What? - You said my dream was disturbing. 389 00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:36,841 That's a pretty strong word. 390 00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:38,947 Well, you're messing around with another man. 391 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,749 You don't think I should be disturbed by that? 392 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:41,617 It's a dream. 393 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:42,618 Haven't you ever had a dream 394 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,049 about a celebrity before... 395 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:46,822 Phoebe Cates or Lindsay Wagner or somebody? 396 00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,257 I don't have dreams. 397 00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:49,658 I'm not talking about in life. 398 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,093 I'm talking about when you're asleep. 399 00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:53,262 So am I... I go to sleep, it's dark, 400 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:55,064 I wake up, put on my shoes, and go. 401 00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,800 What? That can't be true. Everybody dreams. 402 00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:00,769 Not me. Dreaming is just showing off while you're asleep. 403 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:03,072 [Sighs] Look, it was nothing. You know how dreams are. 404 00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,841 Well, apparently you don't, but most people do. 405 00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:08,010 Anyway, it started out with me in the bathroom 406 00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,211 and the gorilla in the next stall 407 00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,512 was handing me toilet paper. 408 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,881 And then, all of a sudden, I'm backstage at The Sands 409 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,284 with Frank and we're having a shrimp cocktail. 410 00:14:15,286 --> 00:14:16,752 And then the stage manager knocked 411 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,520 and said it was time to go on, and Frank said, 412 00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:20,189 "Tell Sammy to do five more minutes." 413 00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:22,191 And then he asked me how my day was, 414 00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:23,827 and I told him, and we made out. 415 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,634 Frank Sinatra, the original Danny Ocean, 416 00:14:28,032 --> 00:14:29,665 asked you about your day? 417 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,501 Yeah. Maybe he was interested in me. 418 00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,236 That's just dumb. 419 00:14:34,238 --> 00:14:35,971 [Sighs] 420 00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:39,842 Oh, I can't believe we're gonna blow our one chance in life 421 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,510 to beat the Donahues. 422 00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:43,812 They're not the Down-ahues, they're the Perfect-hues. 423 00:14:43,814 --> 00:14:45,914 They're good at everything, unlike some people 424 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,650 who just pretend they're good at stuff when they're not. 425 00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:49,985 - [Sighs] - [Electrical whirring] 426 00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:51,687 Ah! God, it's bright. 427 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:52,955 Ahh! Geez, come on. 428 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:54,256 [Gasps] 429 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,593 [Gasps] The key! It's got to be for the door! 430 00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:58,760 How are we supposed to get this? 431 00:14:58,762 --> 00:14:59,995 Oh, look. Look at the letters. 432 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,630 I think we got to make words with the switches. 433 00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:04,066 Okay, Sue, get in there. It's your time to shine. 434 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,635 Yeah, shine away, you little star, you. 435 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:08,170 ♪ 436 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:11,807 Listen, Milt, I just want you to know 437 00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:14,209 I get it that sometimes you might need an escape. 438 00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:16,311 You know, I myself am a writer. 439 00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:17,579 So far it's only been a sentence, 440 00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:18,881 but it's been very well received. 441 00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,411 Oh, yeah? Well, what is it? 442 00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:23,507 Really? You'd like to hear it? 443 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,619 Wow. Okay. 444 00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:28,490 I always keep it with me in case I want to noodle on it. 445 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,626 [Chuckles] 446 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:34,062 "As his eyes fluttered open, 447 00:15:34,064 --> 00:15:37,599 the boy saw the sun had already gently nudged awake 448 00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,502 its captives, yesterday's mistakes vanished 449 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,071 to wispy nothings, and the father he thought 450 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,684 long dead was standing at his door." 451 00:15:46,343 --> 00:15:47,595 Hey, that's great. 452 00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,311 Really?! 453 00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:51,113 D-Do you have any notes or advise? 454 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:52,948 No, no, no. I wouldn't change a word. 455 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,950 Mom, Mom! What do you got? 456 00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:57,386 David S. Rosenthal loves my sentence! 457 00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:59,421 It's inspired me to finish my novel. 458 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:02,491 Which pose do you like for the book jacket... this or this? 459 00:16:02,493 --> 00:16:03,926 Not now, Brick. Time's running out. 460 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,314 Sue needs quiet. 461 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,796 Okay, okay... Five-letter word... 462 00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:09,464 Uh..."Chair"! "Chair"! 463 00:16:09,466 --> 00:16:10,365 [Levers clacking] 464 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,767 Uh, "Table"! No, "Zombies"! 465 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:13,035 That's not even five letters. 466 00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:14,970 Look, what about that list of patients we found? 467 00:16:14,972 --> 00:16:17,372 Dr. I.N. Sane's first patient was Clara. 468 00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:19,841 Try that. No, there were 100 names on that list. 469 00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:21,643 Just let Sue do this. She's our best chance. 470 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,045 You got this, Sue. Oh, my God! 471 00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:24,546 I'm telling you, try "Clara." 472 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,048 Axl, shush. I don't want to hear it. 473 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,049 No one's getting out of here 474 00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:28,283 if you don't let me work those levels! 475 00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:29,651 Your family sure does fight a lot. 476 00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:30,786 Sue: Oh, "Orson"! 477 00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:32,354 Well, at least when we get the door open, 478 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,156 you get to leave. 479 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,507 I'm stuck with them. 480 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:37,092 I'm telling you, she's not gonna get it. 481 00:16:37,094 --> 00:16:38,860 Axl, what is the matter with you? 482 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,329 Why do you always have to bring her down? 483 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:41,563 This is the one thing she's good at. 484 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,664 Can't she just have that? 485 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,633 Oh, is she... Is she good at this? 486 00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:46,668 Axl, I'm not gonna say it again... shut it. 487 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,904 Sue's our best shot at this. Come on, Sue. Take us home. 488 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:52,574 Um... Belle! N... Ariel. Pocahontas! 489 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,643 She's just naming Disney Princesses! 490 00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:56,378 That's it! I can't hold it anymore. 491 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,579 It's for the good of the family. 492 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,214 - Sue's a big, fat cheater. - [Exhales sharply] 493 00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:01,049 That's right. She's cheated at every game she's ever played. 494 00:17:01,051 --> 00:17:02,551 She palms marbles. She stacks decks. 495 00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:03,552 You ever played "Sorry!" with her? 496 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,454 Well, sorry, you got screwed. 497 00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,122 Sue, is that true? 498 00:17:08,324 --> 00:17:10,158 He's right! 499 00:17:10,327 --> 00:17:11,893 I don't know what I'm doing. 500 00:17:11,895 --> 00:17:13,428 We are gonna lose to the Donahues, 501 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,430 and it is all my fault. 502 00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:18,200 I am a cheater. 503 00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:21,036 But that ends today. 504 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,238 I am not gonna let my past define me. 505 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,342 I am moving forward with confidence, with honor. 506 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:30,912 Starting now, Sue Heck wins for real! 507 00:17:30,914 --> 00:17:32,581 [Buzzer] 508 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,316 Woman: Time has expired. 509 00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:36,551 - The zombie apocalypse has begun. - [ Zombies growling] 510 00:17:36,553 --> 00:17:38,387 Mankind is doomed. 511 00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:40,322 Please exit through the fail door. 512 00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:42,557 No! 513 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:45,594 No! We're not entering 2017 through the fail door. 514 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,063 We have done it every year, and I am sick of it. 515 00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,068 Mom, just admit it... we suck. 516 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,301 No, if anybody sucks, it's Rowdy. 517 00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:53,802 We asked for a clue, and she didn't get back to us 518 00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,670 - for at least two minutes. - Yeah. 519 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,272 - That's true. - Brick: That's not fair. 520 00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,456 - [Walkie-talkie crackles] - Hey, Rowdy, 521 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,009 we want our two minutes. 522 00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:02,577 Rowdy: I'm meeting my cousin for dinner. 523 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:05,180 [Walkie-talkie crackles] Look, I may not care about much, 524 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:07,749 I barely care about this, but I know what's right, 525 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:09,318 and so do you, Rowdy! 526 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,720 You know you owe us two minutes. 527 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:13,121 Fine. 528 00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:15,023 [Cheering] 529 00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:16,625 Frankie: Okay, let's do this. 530 00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:17,965 Axl, you're up. Yep. 531 00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:22,030 C-L-A-R-A. 532 00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:24,499 [Cheering] Ah-ah-ah-ahh! 533 00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:27,936 Yes, we got it, we got it, we got it. 534 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:28,937 Whoo. 535 00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:30,572 [Laughs] Suck it, Donahu... 536 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,974 All: No! 537 00:18:32,976 --> 00:18:35,177 Why does 2017 have it out for us? 538 00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:37,346 Why won't this stupid door open? 539 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:38,513 Come on, open! 540 00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,449 W-W-Wait. You see that? 541 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,686 O-P-E-N. 542 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,588 [Bell ringing] Oh, my God! 543 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,424 We did it, Hecks... and Milt! 544 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:51,193 Whoo! And check it out! 545 00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,294 We beat the Donahues! 546 00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,396 [All cheering] 547 00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:56,098 I don't know who these Donahues are, 548 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,599 but we kicked their butts! 549 00:18:57,601 --> 00:19:00,435 - Yeah, we did! - Okay, everybody, hands in! 550 00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:01,636 What's the book? 551 00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:02,571 "The Catcher in the Rye"! 552 00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:04,206 Okay, one, two, three. 553 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,074 All: "The Catcher in the Rye"! 554 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:08,543 [Cheering] 555 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,412 Yes! 556 00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:11,713 Give me a high five! 557 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,415 Give me another one! 558 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,716 ♪ ♪ 559 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,308 So, how was your day? 560 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,409 What do you mean, how was my day? 561 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,010 You were there. We beat the Donahues. 562 00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:24,712 It was awesome. Yeah, well, I don't know. 563 00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:27,014 You're dreaming about guys asking you about your day, 564 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,083 and I know we've been pretty busy lately, 565 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,851 and I don't always ask, so I thought, 566 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:33,154 you know, maybe I should. 567 00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:35,656 Oh. Well, it was good. 568 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,124 Thanks. [Chuckles] 569 00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:39,760 [Gasps] 570 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,730 [Romantic violin music plays] 571 00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:44,532 Let's see what you dream about tonight. 572 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,968 [Chuckles] 573 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,039 Well, Milt, it's an honor that someone 574 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,842 of your esteemed profession likes what I do. 575 00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:57,211 I will carry your approval with me always. 576 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,514 Okay, then. See you around. 577 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,283 [Chuckles] 578 00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:05,419 [Sighs] 579 00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:14,295 [Singsong voice] Look around. 580 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,796 No zombies anywhere! 581 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,798 You're welcome, mankind. 582 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,168 Oh, my God. Winning without cheating feels amazing. 583 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,803 It is so much better. 584 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,172 And I finally have a certificate for my wall 585 00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:26,707 that doesn't say "Participant." 586 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:27,842 [Normal voice] Yeah! 587 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,243 [Laughs] 588 00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:31,612 Frankie: Everyone has a different kind of escape. 589 00:20:31,614 --> 00:20:33,881 Sometimes we escape into a good book, 590 00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:36,083 sometimes we escape into our dreams. 591 00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,952 But one thing you can't escape from 592 00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:40,788 is the Hecks after a rare victory. 593 00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:44,692 Frankie: Oh, hey, Nancy. [Chuckles] 594 00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:46,460 Just got back from the escape room... 595 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,796 Made it out with 1:21 to spare. 596 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,364 What was your time again? 597 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,066 1:08. 598 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:55,102 Oh, hey, Sean, turns out when I looked in the mirror, 599 00:20:55,104 --> 00:20:57,405 all I saw was a guy who kicked your ass. 600 00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:58,706 Mike: Yeah, I don't know, Ron. 601 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,041 If this mojo keeps up, 602 00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:01,075 I wouldn't get too attached 603 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:02,343 to that giant spatula. 604 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,578 Yep. Says right here on the certificate... 605 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,147 The Hecks won. 606 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:08,849 No apostrophe necessary, Dotty. 607 00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:12,486 Well, that's impressive, you guys. 608 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,722 I guess you're just better at this than we are. 609 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:16,891 You know, that's what's great about you Donahues... 610 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:18,626 You have fun no matter what. 611 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:21,095 Happy New Year. 612 00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:32,806 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com