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PHIL: Hey, Jay.
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- Oh!
- Welcome!
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New Year's Day at Jay's.
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My dad was driving in.
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Things were looking
up after a bad morning.
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[passengers scream]
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- Oh! Yeah!
- Oh, man!
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[gasps] Look how high it goes!
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I'm gonna try and spit on a bird.
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[whining]
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Did he just get off the ride?
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You know, honey, um,
I'm getting cold feet.
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- Maybe we should just...
- Well, if you're scared,
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- we should just go.
- [whining continues]
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I'm disappointed, 'cause to
me, it seemed like a blast.
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- [passengers scream]
- Oh!
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My resolution to live more dangerously
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was off to a rocky start.
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Help yourself to my Christmas present.
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Nothing like a frozen
margarita in a hot tub.
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Lets nature know we
can do anything she can.
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Well, I'll take one to go.
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Alex and I are just here
to raid your guys' closet
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for some vintage clothing.
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Yeah, we're going to a '90s music
festival called Fo-shizzle-fest.
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Okay, get ready to pig out!
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In six to eight hours. [sighs]
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I did Thanksgiving dinner last year,
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and it didn't go well.
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Cam blew up the turkey
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and made the goat kill itself.
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Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal,
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and I decided to keep it
simple and roast a pig.
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So, you just dig a hole,
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you put down a bed of coals,
then a layer of banana leaves,
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lower the pig, cover it
with burlap and tin foil,
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and... bam!
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Six hours later, you dig it all up,
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put it on a platter, and... bam!
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Dinner is served.
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GLORIA: Guys,
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just because you spent
Christmas in Missouri
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doesn't mean that we forgot about you.
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- Open your presents.
- Oh, okay! I'll go first.
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Uh, let's see.
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Oh, it's a gift
certificate for E-Butler.
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It's a concierge service.
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Use it for errands,
tickets, things like that.
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Oh my God. I love this!
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It's like staying in a hotel,
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but I don't have to wear
gloves to use the remote.
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CAMERON: Okay, me next. Me next.
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Oh...
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it's an apron with... with bells on it.
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And it says, "Cam and get it!"
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Oh, so that's not a mistake?
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We spent extra cash to
get that custom made.
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Came to me in a dream.
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PHIL: Put it on, buddy.
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Let's, uh... let's get pictures
with you guys and your gifts.
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Jay and Gloria, get in there too.
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Come on, honey. Let's go.
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- Oh, boy.
- I'll tie it.
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- No, you won't.
- All right.
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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[electricity crackles]
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I told you Stella was trying to kill me!
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♪ ♪
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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- Well, that was a scare.
- Nothing happened.
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I know where you're going with this.
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This is why I've been hounding you
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about your estate planning.
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No, Mitch. Don't put that
horrible thing out in the universe!
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[spits]
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[exhales forcefully]
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Dad, you still haven't done that?
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They haven't updated their
paperwork since Joe was born.
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Uh, God forbid something
bad should happen to them...
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we don't even know who'd
they want to raise Joe.
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Shh!
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[spits]
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Will you stop scaring her?
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I spend more money on eyelashes
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than most of you do on health care.
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Fine, we'll do it today.
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What better way to start the new year
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than by preparing for the worst?
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- [RV horn honks]
- Speaking of alive dads,
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- there's mine!
- Oh!
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- So good to see you!
- Oh!
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How was the drive?
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Fantastic.
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- My radio broke around Tallahassee.
- Aw.
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But is there a better
entertainment source
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than the billboards of America?
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Apparently, syphilis
is making a comeback.
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Plus, you had me to keep you company.
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Lorraine?
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Lorraine was my babysitter growing up.
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She was also my first crush
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and also the star of my first, um...
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"funny dream."
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Yeah, Lorraine used to bring out
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- the holy terror in Phil.
- Oh.
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It seemed like he wanted
to be spanked by her.
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- No, I did not.
- [chuckles]
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How long has this been going on?
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Well, we reconnected earlier
this year on jury duty.
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I was the lone holdout
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- on a triple homicide case.
- Mm.
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You can just feel
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- when someone is innocent, you know?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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But Lorraine said she'd go out to
lunch with me if I changed my vote,
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so here we are.
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- Phil, did... did you ever dream...
- No.
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Last time I saw you, you
came up to here. [laughs]
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Okay, Claire will take you
that way to the back yard.
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I'll go through the house so we
can finally know which way's faster.
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Okay, just a few simple questions,
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and your estate planning is done.
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What is this?
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We don't need to put aside
money for Manny's college.
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I already took care of it.
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When Manny was born, I
didn't want to rely on anyone,
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so I started saving
money from my paycheck.
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Eventually, I made enough
money for Manny's college,
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so if anything happens, he'll be okay.
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- That's amazing.
- [chuckles]
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How did I not see this
in the bank statements?
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Why would I put money that I might need
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to run away with in the middle of night
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in the bank?
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I put it in my disappear bag.
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It's hard not to take
that personally, but, um,
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where is this bag?
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It's in... in...
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- You forgot?
- No.
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That's why I made a song
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so that it would
always help me remember.
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♪ My disappear bag, my disappear bag ♪
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♪ I hid you very safely in the ♪
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- I don't know.
- [bells jingle]
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One second.
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Okay, Cam, what are we...
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Okay. Just... just
be cool. Just be cool.
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Be cool? You just jangled across the
yard like a big country tambourine.
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All right, well, apparently, the
fire went out and I didn't notice,
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and now this pig is as cold
as your family is gonna be
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when they figure out
I ruined another meal.
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Okay, this is bad.
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My dad does not like to be pork teased.
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Well, maybe we can
get a replacement pig.
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Do you think your concierge
thing could help out?
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But I just got it today,
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and... and the card
says, "For Mitch stuff."
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Mitchell, one of my resolutions
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- was to cry less outside the home.
- [sighs]
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- Please help me get through this day.
- Gosh.
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You know they only got
me six hours, right?
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I know. Thank you.
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- Okay.
- [line rings]
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CONCIERGE: Thank you for
calling E-Butler, Mr. Pritchett.
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How may I make your day more E-fficient?
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Okay, um, well, this is a weird request.
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Keep in mind, erotic tasks are
billed at twice the normal rate.
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Uh, no, I-I need you to secretly
deliver a whole roasted pig.
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With extreme pleasure.
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Requests like these
remind me why I E-buttle.
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CAMERON: I knew that voice.
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It was Keifth.
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When I first moved here,
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I was just a young Missouri hayseed.
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I-I bought a ticket
to the circus one day,
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and there in the middle
of all the action,
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in an impeccably pressed
tuxedo, was Ringmaster Keifth.
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I started hanging out at
circus bars until we met.
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The attraction was immediate.
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He was older, always
in command of a room,
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which makes sense because a
room is just a permanent tent.
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We dated for six months.
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He transformed me
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into the sophisticate
that we all know today.
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And then, he suddenly disappeared.
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No goodbye. No note.
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Just some peanut shells on
the floor that must have...
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fallen from his glorious black boot.
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I found a trattoria in Little Polynesia
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- that can spare a fully roasted pig.
- Mitchell.
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Sorry for the delay.
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It w... it was a minute and a half.
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You can't know my shame.
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I'll deliver the porcine
parcel within the hour.
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Okay, that... that is great.
I will... I will see you then.
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- [cellphone beeps]
- What is wrong with you?
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Okay, my circus boyfriend
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who left me in the
middle of the night...
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that was him.
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And now he's coming here?!
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This is no way to ring in a new year.
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[bells jingle]
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The money has to be here somewhere.
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This is all the stuff from
when we first moved in together.
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Why do we have a box of doll heads?
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Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence
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that we have never had
evil spirits in this house.
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What about these will questions?
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If something happens to
us, who should raise Joe?
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No, Jay, don't say that.
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All right, look.
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If someone other than
us needs to raise Joe,
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I vote Mitch and Cam.
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Nice balance.
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Mitch is, uh, responsible,
he knows culture,
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and Cam is basically a mom
who played college football.
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Plus, Joe and Lily are close in age.
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Yeah, but isn't she a little...
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Direct? You're not wrong.
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She did five minutes on
my nose at Thanksgiving.
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I mean, it's a little big,
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but to say that it has its own zip code,
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that was too much for me.
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- What's this?
- No, that is...
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"If I ever go missing or am found dead,
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"it was my husband"?
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What the hell is this?!
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Ay! Calm down.
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It was when we had our first big fight.
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Of course I knew that you
were not going to kill me.
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I was just going to
run away and frame you.
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Is it weird we've barely seen
Phil since we've been here?
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He was always a wanderer.
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It's the curse of being a genius.
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Oh. [laughs]
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- Phil.
- Trinidad and Tobago!
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Why are you avoiding Frank?
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What? [scoffs]
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I'm...
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Okay, there's something you don't know.
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She used to be your babysitter,
and you had the hots for her.
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How?
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What is the plan, honey?
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Are you just gonna avoid them?
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I just need a minute to get
comfortable with this, okay?
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I mean, did he always
have a crush on her,
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even when my mom was around?
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It's one thing for a 13-year-old
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to position his babysitter in
front of an open refrigerator
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so that he can enjoy the backlit
contours of her beautiful body
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in the silk blouse he
stole from Randall's mother.
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But if he was doing the same thing?
252
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,271
Uh, moving past your decision
253
00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:53,831
to steal trophy clothing
from Randall's mom,
254
00:08:53,856 --> 00:08:55,685
maybe you could just talk to your dad.
255
00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:58,682
You know we don't talk in my family.
256
00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:00,714
We riff. We do bits.
257
00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:02,526
You know how my dad told
me my grandmother died?
258
00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:03,800
In a knock-knock joke.
259
00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:06,159
That is last year's Phil talking.
260
00:09:06,228 --> 00:09:08,992
In the spirit of
living more dangerously,
261
00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,570
why don't you take an emotional risk
262
00:09:10,595 --> 00:09:13,848
and... and try and have an honest
conversation with your father?
263
00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:17,702
Also, while I may not be wearing...
264
00:09:17,726 --> 00:09:19,904
Randall's mothers blouse,
265
00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:21,959
but I thought maybe you'd like...
266
00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:24,099
And he's gone.
267
00:09:24,124 --> 00:09:25,983
Uh, da... how am I saying it wrong?
268
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,099
- His name is Keith.
- No.
269
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,267
Keef?
270
00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,958
It couldn't be simpler.
271
00:09:30,983 --> 00:09:34,017
K-E-I-F-T-H. Keifth.
272
00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:36,021
Fth. Fth.
273
00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:38,100
A remarkable name for a remarkable man.
274
00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,725
Isn't ringmaster basically
a ceremonial position?
275
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:41,925
Uh, wow.
276
00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,337
I would love to live
in your fantasy world
277
00:09:43,362 --> 00:09:44,806
where circuses run themselves.
278
00:09:44,831 --> 00:09:46,572
[chuckling] Okay. Call and cancel.
279
00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,989
Then who's gonna save your dinner?
280
00:09:48,013 --> 00:09:51,209
Besides, we don't even know if
the concierge is actually Keifth.
281
00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:53,262
I'm gonna forget the velvety baritone
282
00:09:53,287 --> 00:09:55,309
that abandoned me in
the middle of the night?
283
00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:56,887
And plus, he walks in here, I lose it,
284
00:09:56,912 --> 00:09:58,387
I don't want Lily to see that.
285
00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,614
Oh, she's not here.
286
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,653
She has that sleepover,
and she already leffffth.
287
00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:03,180
Without saying goodbye?
288
00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:04,237
Then it hit me.
289
00:10:04,262 --> 00:10:05,663
It could be therapeutic for Cam
290
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:09,195
to see this ridiculously named
circus person who deserted him
291
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,793
because that incident
could be the very root
292
00:10:11,817 --> 00:10:14,152
of his pretty intense
abandonment issues...
293
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,697
which are not unchallenging.
294
00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:18,035
[inhales deeply] Mm.
295
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,652
- Where are you going?
- To the bathroom.
296
00:10:21,401 --> 00:10:23,764
Well, have a nice life.
297
00:10:24,187 --> 00:10:26,420
What about Phil and
Claire to take care of Joe?
298
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,988
I don't know. Isn't Phil kind of silly?
299
00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:32,168
What are you talking about?
Phil is a great father.
300
00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:33,326
He's kind.
301
00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:34,698
He's fun.
302
00:10:34,723 --> 00:10:36,169
Even Lily likes him.
303
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:37,459
But is he too likeable?
304
00:10:37,484 --> 00:10:38,650
Where's the gravitas?
305
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:40,517
He's full of energy.
306
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,951
He's sensitive,
307
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:44,271
and he never, ever gets grumpy.
308
00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,796
Fine. Why don't you give Joe
to Super Dad right now, then?
309
00:10:47,095 --> 00:10:49,361
Oh, my God, are you really jealous
310
00:10:49,385 --> 00:10:52,070
because Phil might be a
better father than you?
311
00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:53,375
I know it's stupid.
312
00:10:53,603 --> 00:10:55,937
Not to mention the fact that
Joe gets Claire in the deal.
313
00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,943
She's a fantastic mother.
314
00:10:57,968 --> 00:11:00,282
Runs a company, hell of a role model.
315
00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:02,087
He could never do better
than that for a mother.
316
00:11:02,147 --> 00:11:04,046
You know what, Phil and Claire
have already raised their kids.
317
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,821
I think it's time for them to travel.
318
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,305
There.
319
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,729
That's where my
disappear bag was hanging!
320
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,155
['90s rock music playing]
321
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,617
You have, like, a hundred
missed calls from Gloria.
322
00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,516
[ringing]
323
00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,586
GLORIA: You have to come back right now.
324
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,063
Is everything okay?
325
00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:23,305
What?
326
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,414
There must be a bus stop nearby.
327
00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:28,797
Until then, just act normal
328
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,889
like we don't have
[whispering] $40,000 on us.
329
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,461
Okay, why are you whispering
only part of a sentence?
330
00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:34,669
- That's going to attract attention.
- [normal voice] Really?
331
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,793
More than you being covered in sweat?
332
00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,350
Because you look like a sauna wall.
333
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,162
You're right. How do I
make myself stop sweating?
334
00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:40,625
[crying] I don't know!
335
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,201
Oh, don't cry. Crying's
worse than sweating.
336
00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:44,326
[crying] Oh look, now I'm crying too!
337
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,810
Maybe we can smile our way out of this.
338
00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,700
[both sobbing]
339
00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,067
- [door opens]
- CLAIRE: Phil?
340
00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:51,411
- Yeah?
- Honey, come quick!
341
00:11:51,436 --> 00:11:53,918
- Your dad passed out in the RV.
- Oh, my God!
342
00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:55,973
[blow dryer whirring]
343
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:57,160
Dad, are you okay?
344
00:11:57,185 --> 00:12:00,362
Yeah, Claire just accidentally
sprayed me with a garden hose.
345
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,419
Really?
346
00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:03,410
- Oh, Claire?
- CLAIRE: Sorry, stuck...
347
00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,820
like many father-son relationships.
348
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,729
So, uh, place looks great.
349
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:14,471
Yeah, Lorraine really
spruced it up. Curtains,
350
00:12:14,496 --> 00:12:16,330
brass safety rails over the privy.
351
00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:17,666
That was really a lifesaver.
352
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,524
She stopped short on the I-90 once.
353
00:12:19,729 --> 00:12:22,297
I came rolling out of there
like a Chinese acrobat.
354
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:23,387
[both laugh]
355
00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:25,190
Well, Lorraine seems good.
356
00:12:26,003 --> 00:12:30,037
Hey, so Phil, uh, you
seem a little off today.
357
00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:33,896
Me and Lorraine... uh, that
doesn't bother you, right?
358
00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,394
No. No.
359
00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,901
Good. It's the craziest thing.
360
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,276
She re-introduced herself and, uh...
361
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:43,589
I didn't even remember
she was our babysitter.
362
00:12:43,614 --> 00:12:44,948
- Really?
- Yeah.
363
00:12:45,107 --> 00:12:46,153
Then she asked me out,
364
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,481
and you know, I don't
get a lot of offers,
365
00:12:47,506 --> 00:12:49,574
so I thought, "What
the heck?" [chuckles]
366
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,161
Sure. That's what I figured.
367
00:12:51,186 --> 00:12:53,482
But, uh, I'm just
glad you're having fun.
368
00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:54,981
Well, I better go fill this thing up
369
00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:57,724
- with some of Jay's expensive Scotch.
- [chuckles]
370
00:12:57,749 --> 00:12:59,719
Oh, actually, I think the door's locked.
371
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,177
Oh, no, it's fine.
372
00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:04,708
Well, Frank, I'm really
sorry about that hose thing.
373
00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:06,705
Oh, no hard feelings.
374
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:08,397
Shirt needed freshening anyway.
375
00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:11,930
I haven't washed it since we stopped
to take pictures at Smokey-Top,
376
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:15,455
Utah's longest, continuously
burning tire fire.
377
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,344
[chuckles]
378
00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:20,850
As I guess you heard, I
had no reason to be worried.
379
00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:23,051
He didn't even notice when
Lorraine was my babysitter.
380
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,719
Plus, they're not even that serious.
381
00:13:24,744 --> 00:13:26,244
I felt a ring box in his pocket.
382
00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:27,630
What? No way.
383
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,960
Yep. There's only one
thing shaped like that.
384
00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:32,138
No, there isn't. There's
a million things...
385
00:13:32,163 --> 00:13:33,999
Rubik's Cube, sewing kit,
386
00:13:34,132 --> 00:13:35,921
souvenir tire keychain from Smokey-Top.
387
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,932
I can't think of anything
that's not shaped like that.
388
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,461
Let's assume for a
moment that I am right
389
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,001
and that was a ring box.
390
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,437
Maybe it's worth exploring why
the idea of your dad remarrying
391
00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:44,595
is setting you off like this.
392
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:47,941
Maybe it's worth exploring why you
find so much joy in tearing people down.
393
00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:49,124
In previous generations,
394
00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:50,616
they accused people like
that of being witches
395
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,358
and threw water at them
to see if they screamed.
396
00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:53,382
Great.
397
00:13:53,407 --> 00:13:54,473
Aah!
398
00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:56,044
- Witch.
- [hose nozzle clacks]
399
00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:02,358
Ah, Mr. Pritchett I presume.
400
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,183
Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
401
00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:05,784
I'm not sure I caught your name.
402
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,059
- Keifth Banks.
- Yes.
403
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,211
- At your...
- [bells jingle]
404
00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:11,313
Mitchell, sorry to interrupt. I didn't
know you were with a common worker.
405
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,216
Can it be?
406
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,339
Hmm?
407
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:15,964
Cameron Tucker.
408
00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:18,294
Yes. I'm sorry. You are...?
409
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,485
Keifth.
410
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,911
Keifth. I-I don't believe I know...
411
00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:23,067
No, C-Cam, didn't you tell me
412
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:25,392
you once dated someone named Keifth?
413
00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:28,438
Oh, yes. Keifth.
414
00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:29,643
What was it you did again?
415
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,464
I remember you wore white
gloves and... and gestured a lot.
416
00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:33,533
Subway mime?
417
00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:36,229
I commanded a circus.
418
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:38,169
Yes. Now I remember.
419
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:39,239
How have you been?
420
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:40,645
I see you're in pig delivery now?
421
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,103
I'm a concierge.
422
00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:44,728
The circus business has
gotten rather difficult.
423
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,353
People today, they
don't have the patience
424
00:14:46,378 --> 00:14:48,674
for the more elegant
pleasures of yesteryear...
425
00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:51,048
men putting their heads
into lion's mouths,
426
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,425
unfortunate little people
being shot from cannons.
427
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,960
I can't believe you... you're
meeting up again like this.
428
00:14:56,214 --> 00:14:57,981
You must have so much to catch up on
429
00:14:58,049 --> 00:14:59,683
or... or... or work through.
430
00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:01,513
Oh, well, I'm sure Keifth would rather
431
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:04,170
just make the delivery and disappear.
432
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,289
Start there.
433
00:15:05,357 --> 00:15:07,256
- To the matter at hand.
- [trunk opens]
434
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,339
The swap will be difficult.
435
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:12,245
Fortunately, I have had a bit
of experience with misdirects...
436
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:15,368
just tell the audience to keep
your eyes on the center ring!
437
00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,454
They won't even notice
the trapeze act suffering
438
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,688
through the more vivid
stages of food poisoning.
439
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,628
- That happened. I was there.
- Oh.
440
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:26,191
First, I will release a live peacock...
441
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,499
an exotic beauty of the
Orient... into the yard.
442
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:30,700
Magical.
443
00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:34,435
Then, I will need
something to lure him inside
444
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:36,129
to draw the family's attention.
445
00:15:36,154 --> 00:15:38,266
Do you happen to have
any Andalusian filberts?
446
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,290
No.
447
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:40,514
Then Cheez-Its will do.
448
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,063
Naturally, everyone will be transfixed.
449
00:15:42,088 --> 00:15:44,488
And while they're distracted,
we will swap out the pigs,
450
00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:47,885
the dinner will be saved,
and the show will go on.
451
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,080
Just let me sneak a
peek at the backyard.
452
00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:53,533
Goodbye.
453
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:55,540
Hey, Joe,
454
00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:59,299
what has two heads,
four legs, and can fly?
455
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:00,756
I don't know.
456
00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:02,648
Us. Aah!
457
00:16:02,673 --> 00:16:04,107
This is dangerous!
458
00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:06,166
That's how you know we're alive!
459
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,041
It's like I said in my wedding toast...
460
00:16:08,074 --> 00:16:09,697
that bride of yours is fearless.
461
00:16:09,722 --> 00:16:11,018
Yeah.
462
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:14,230
Funny thing is, we went to an
amusement park earlier today
463
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:17,363
and she was too scared
to get on this one ride.
464
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:20,098
Or she pretended to be
465
00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:22,758
so that I wouldn't have to
admit how scared I was.
466
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,528
I have a hunch that
she's not the only one
467
00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:27,754
who's trying to protect
my feelings today.
468
00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:30,907
You seem to be rambling, son.
469
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,566
When you hugged Claire earlier,
470
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:35,568
she felt a ring box in your pocket.
471
00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:37,774
What? That wasn't a ring box.
472
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,600
It was... Where am I?
I'm so old and confused.
473
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,957
Stop.
474
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,636
I'm not gonna say
seeing you with Lorraine
475
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,068
wasn't a little bit weird for me.
476
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:46,863
It was a crazy idea.
477
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:47,910
That's not what I'm trying to say.
478
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:49,449
That pig's got to be ready, doesn't it?
479
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:50,572
Dad, please.
480
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:53,032
Son, can we please not do this?
481
00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:54,999
Fine.
482
00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:57,491
- Knock, knock.
- That's more like it.
483
00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:58,690
Who's there?
484
00:16:58,715 --> 00:17:00,296
- Your son.
- Your son, who?
485
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,739
Your son who'd hate to think you
threw away a shot at happiness
486
00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,345
just to protect his feelings.
487
00:17:06,475 --> 00:17:07,490
[door closes]
488
00:17:07,515 --> 00:17:09,407
Here it is. All here.
Just take it from me.
489
00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:10,486
That's the most stress I've ever felt,
490
00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:11,525
and I spent two weeks underground
491
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,869
as part of an isolation study.
492
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,461
Okay. So, I guess now
we can finish this.
493
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:17,750
Ay, Mitch. Mitch, come. Help us finish.
494
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,438
Okay. Okay. We got to
lightning round these forms.
495
00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,102
You guys are overthinking this.
496
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,763
Everybody knows in their
heart what they want.
497
00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:25,761
They just feel bad about
making the decision.
498
00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:28,233
So, who will be the
executor of your estate? Go.
499
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:29,744
- You.
- Aww. Okay.
500
00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:32,026
Um, do you want to leave
anything to charity?
501
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:36,078
Yes. 10% to whatever is
sexy at the time we die...
502
00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:38,260
like, um, orphans or whatever.
503
00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:39,705
Okay, okay, yeah. And what about Stella?
504
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:40,768
Same as Manny.
505
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,247
No, he's asking who's
gonna take care of her,
506
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:46,154
not how much money you're
gonna leave to a murderer.
507
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:47,122
No proof of that.
508
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:48,286
Okay, this seems like a whole sidebar,
509
00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:49,677
so we're gonna circle back to that.
510
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,060
Um, who do you want as
Joe's legal guardian?
511
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:54,179
No, no, don't think. Just answer, okay?
512
00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,727
If something happens to both of you,
513
00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:57,438
who do you want to take care of Joe?
514
00:17:58,688 --> 00:17:59,928
MANNY: Me, obviously.
515
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,538
Ay, Manny, you're too young.
516
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:05,131
Besides, you're about to
start your new life soon.
517
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:07,694
Yeah, you should be out sowing
your oats or just sewing.
518
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,131
- That's something you like.
- [scoffs]
519
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,555
I don't see what the big deal is.
520
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:13,810
I'd hire a nanny, sell the
house, downsize to a condo.
521
00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:16,671
I'm thinking maybe a loft in
an up-and-coming arts district.
522
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,969
Sure, it'll take me a bit
longer to finish college,
523
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:21,509
but aren't those the best
years of life, anyway?
524
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,406
The main thing is, he's my brother.
525
00:18:23,431 --> 00:18:25,064
I'm not letting anybody else raise him.
526
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:28,102
Ay, Manny. You're so sweet.
527
00:18:28,127 --> 00:18:29,328
Am I the only one unsettled
528
00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:31,284
by how much he's thought
about that already?
529
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,172
[indistinct conversations]
530
00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:35,321
[peacock caws]
531
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,423
- Oh, my God! Look!
- What?
532
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,449
Cast your spell, nature's kaleidoscope!
533
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,431
Why is there a blue turkey
going into the house?
534
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,571
It's a peacock.
535
00:18:43,596 --> 00:18:46,242
It's really plowing
through the Cheez-Its.
536
00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:48,620
Oh, we forgot to put the
apple the new pig's mouth.
537
00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:50,045
Oh, just leave it.
538
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,448
Now that's your answer
to everything, isn't it?
539
00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:53,980
I deserve that.
540
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,805
I was a fool to think
I could get through this
541
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,329
without you bringing up the way I left.
542
00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:58,886
Well, you broke my heart.
543
00:18:58,911 --> 00:19:00,808
I didn't mean to hurt you, Cameron.
544
00:19:01,426 --> 00:19:02,707
I just had to protect myself.
545
00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:04,113
When we first met, you were just...
546
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,805
pure, raw potential.
547
00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:09,710
Your Missouri twang. [chuckles]
548
00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:11,948
The innocent way your shirt cuffs
549
00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:13,698
were no different than your sleeves.
550
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,956
Once you emerged from
your country cocoon,
551
00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:17,622
I knew it was just a matter of time
552
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:20,482
before you realized you
could do better and moved on.
553
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:22,575
But you never even said goodbye.
554
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,576
For all these years, I-I
thought it was my fault.
555
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,133
Oh, no.
556
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:27,579
No.
557
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,188
I was a coward.
558
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,454
I just ran away to join another circus.
559
00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:38,532
I suppose you could say the...
560
00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:40,985
the one ring you never
mastered was the ring of life.
561
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,219
Well, that's kind of mean, but sure.
562
00:19:43,479 --> 00:19:45,922
- And look at your beautiful home.
- Oh, it's...
563
00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:47,892
You've blossomed into the
success I always knew you'd be.
564
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,204
Correct.
565
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,401
I did so enjoy our
time together, Cameron.
566
00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:56,291
Remember that split week
between Lansing and Kalamazoo?
567
00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:57,642
Oh, my gosh, how could I forget?
568
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,470
The rain dripping on the canvas.
569
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:03,064
Me sneaking into your
wagon after curfew.
570
00:20:03,089 --> 00:20:05,244
I believe that was the
first time you saw me...
571
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,401
without my top hat.
572
00:20:07,426 --> 00:20:08,425
Okay.
573
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,613
Well, wounds healed,
574
00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:11,629
whole new perspective, off you go.
575
00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:15,481
Goodbye, Cameron.
576
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,848
Goodbye, Keifth.
577
00:20:19,775 --> 00:20:21,558
Oh, hey, honey.
578
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,972
- FRANK: I, uh...
- Whatcha doing?
579
00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:26,457
Oh, I think it's cute how scared he is.
580
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:28,207
Yeah, but he's doing it.
581
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:29,503
Yes.
582
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,910
There's one Dunphy who's not
afraid to live dangerously.
583
00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:34,274
Oh.
584
00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:36,535
Hey, Claire?
585
00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:40,130
They're open for two more hours.
586
00:20:40,748 --> 00:20:43,712
- [laughs]
- Everything's gonna be okay.
587
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,298
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
588
00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:46,798
2017!
589
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:49,391
It's gonna be a great yea...
590
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,572
Phil?
591
00:20:54,597 --> 00:20:55,797
Oh.
592
00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:02,127
Cam, this is so delicious.
593
00:21:02,143 --> 00:21:03,228
Well, you know, after Thanksgiving,
594
00:21:03,253 --> 00:21:05,187
I'm just happy nothing went wrong.
595
00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,345
I love this seasoning.
596
00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,146
What gives it that nutty taste?
597
00:21:08,215 --> 00:21:09,482
It might be nuts, sweetheart.
598
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,851
Oh, no, he wouldn't put nuts in it.
599
00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:12,432
He knows I'm allergic.
600
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,612
Excuse me.
601
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,789
- Hi.
- [door closes]
602
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:16,857
HALEY: Hey, how was the ride?
603
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,458
Amazing. Phil fainted.
604
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,346
- PHIL: Claire.
- Oh, come on, they were gonna find out.
605
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:22,034
I'm not spending $15 on this picture
606
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:24,329
and not show it to everyone.
607
00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:26,676
I'm just gonna need you
to spit into this napkin.
608
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,716
- EpiPen is on the way.
- Just keep the card.
609
00:21:28,741 --> 00:21:31,099
- [Haley laughs]
- CLAIRE: Isn't that amazing?
610
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:35,211
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