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- <i>( dance music playing )</i>       
- Sonny: THIS IS                

2
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          "Tu crezi ca poti face dansul pipi"      

3
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              FLO!              

4
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     <i>( swing music playing )</i>    

5
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              PIA!              

6
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     <i>( balet )</i>   

7
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              AQUA!             

8
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     <i>( Latin music playing )</i>    

9
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          <i>AND WEE DIDDY!</i>        

10
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 <i>( hip-hop music playing )</i>      

11
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        WHAT'S UP, PEEPS?       

12
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        I KNOW YOU'RE ALL       
     FLUSHED WITH EXCITEMENT    

13
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    BECAUSE WE ARE STREAMING    
     LIVE ACROSS THE WORLD.     

14
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         THE FINAL VOTES        
        HAVE TRICKLED IN        

15
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AND WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT     
        WHICH ONE OF YOU        

16
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     WILL BECOME NUMBER ONE     
     AT HOLDING NUMBER ONE.     

17
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     RIGHT AFTER THIS-S-S-S.    

18
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      <i>"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN</i>     
           <i>P.P. DANCE"</i>          

19
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        IS BROUGHT TO YOU       
            BY WATER.           

20
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     <i>( jingle playing )</i>         

21
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         <i>♪ Water. ♪</i>             

22
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         ( all exclaim )        

23
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     GREAT REHEARSAL, GUYS.     
    NOW I NEED A P.P. BREAK.    

24
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         - ( rings )            
         - ( screams )          

25
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       <i>♪ OFF TO THE RACES,</i>      
     <i>I'M GOING PLACES ♪</i>         

26
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     <i>♪ MIGHT BE A LONG SHOT, </i>   
       <i>NOT GONNA WASTE IT ♪</i>     

27
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     <i>♪ THIS IS THE BIG BREAK</i>    
 <i>AND IT'S CALLING MY NAME ♪</i>     

28
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         <i>♪ YEAH! ♪</i>              

29
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       <i>♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT,</i>      
          <i>GET WITH IT ♪</i>         

30
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     <i>♪ AT LEAST THAT'S</i>          
          <i>HOW I SEE IT ♪</i>        

31
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         <i>♪ HAVING A DREAM</i>       
     <i>IS JUST THE BEGINNING ♪</i>    

32
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       <i>♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT,</i>      
           <i>BELIEVE IT ♪</i>         

33
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     <i>♪ CAN'T TAKE AWAY</i>          
          <i>THIS FEELING ♪</i>        

34
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         <i>♪ TAKING A RIDE</i>        
     <i>WITH CHANCE ON MY SIDE ♪</i>   

35
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      <i>♪ YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT ♪</i>    

36
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         <i>♪ SO FAR, </i>             
         <i>SO GREAT ♪</i>             

37
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       <i>♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT ♪</i>     

38
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          <i>( vocalizing )</i>        

39
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        ♪ YAOOWW! ♪             

40
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        HI, THIS IS SONNY       
      AND YOU'VE REACHED ME     

41
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      AT MY NEW CELL PHONE      
             AT 555-            

42
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              0125.             

43
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     THAT WAS WAY TOO PERKY.    

44
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS         
ABOUT THAT SKETCH,              

45
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BUT EVERY TIME WE REHEARSE IT   
I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.     

46
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    NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.   

47
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         OH.  HEY, JOSH.        

48
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    - HEY, SONNY, WHAT'S UP?    
    - HEY.                      

49
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    CHAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?   
    AND WHY ARE YOU DOING IT    

50
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      OVER HERE AT "SO RANDOM!"?

51
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WELL, I'M NOT JUST THE STAR     
OF "MacKENZIE FALLS,"           

52
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AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE            
TWEEN DRAMA.                    

53
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            I ALSO GOT A PART   
            IN A MOVIE.         

54
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         HMM, I STILL DON'T KNOW
         WHY YOU'RE HERE.       

55
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I'M PLAYING                     
A MALE DELIVERY GUY.            

56
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HE WORKS AT A HIGH-POWERED      
LAW FIRM.                       

57
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IT'S A SMALL                    
BUT CRUCIAL ROLE.               

58
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         SO I'M FOLLOWING       
         MY GOOD BUDDY JEFF HERE
         AROUND.                

59
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         - IT'S JOSH.           
         - WHO'S JOSH?          

60
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THAT WOULD BE ME.               

61
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    - WELL, GOOD LUCK.          
    - THANK YOU.                

62
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                I WAS TALKING   
                TO JOSH.        

63
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        HI, THIS IS SONNY       
      AND YOU'VE REACHED ME     

64
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          AT 555-0125.          

65
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     - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.     
     - <i>( cow moos )</i>             

66
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         HEY, MY FIRST          
         PHONE CALL.            

67
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             HELLO.             

68
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YEAH, IT'S ME.                  
CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?           

69
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I HAVE 20 LBS OF FAN MAIL       
TO GO THROUGH.                  

70
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              FAN MAIL?         
              DID I GET ANY?    

71
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           <i>( cow moos )</i>         

72
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                    HELLO.      

73
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      AW, I WAS HOPING          
      TO GET YOUR MACHINE.      

74
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      ANYWAY, NO FAN MAIL       
      FOR YOU.                  

75
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            THAT'S OKAY.        

76
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I SAID YOU HAVE                 
NO FAN MAIL.                    

77
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            I HEARD YOU.        

78
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    WELL, DOESN'T THAT          
    BOTHER YOU?                 

79
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     I MEAN,                    
     WHEN I JOINED THE SHOW     

80
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    MY FAN MAIL STARTED         
      ARRIVING RIGHT AWAY.      

81
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          DOESN'T BOTHER ME.    

82
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           <i>( cow moos )</i>         

83
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                  HELLO.        

84
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      DOES IT                   
      BOTHER YOU NOW?           

85
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          I'M OFF TO REHEARSAL. 
          BESIDES, I'M NOT GONNA
          LET THIS BOTHER ME.   

86
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          I'M WAY TOO MATURE.   

87
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              HEY, MARSHALL.    

88
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        HEY, KIDDO.             
        GREAT REHEARSAL.        

89
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     I LOVED YOU IN THAT        
     "BABY WAA-WAA" SKETCH.     

90
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             THANKS.            

91
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WHEN YOU SPIT UP                
ON THE CHANGING TABLE           

92
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I LAUGHED SO HARD               
I GOT THAT PAIN I LIKE.         

93
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                 GOOD.  GOOD.   
                 LOOK, MARSHALL,

94
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         DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD
         THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN  
         ANY FAN MAIL YET?      

95
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    NO, NOT AT ALL.             

96
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    YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYBODY     
    GETS FAN MAIL.              

97
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HERE'S YOUR FAN MAIL,           
MARSHALL.                       

98
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      "ANNOUNCE MAIL,           
      THEN PRESENT MAIL."       

99
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            YOU GET FAN MAIL?   

100
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     NO, IT'S NOT FAN MAIL.     

101
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        I GET LETTERS           
        FROM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
        WHO ADMIRE ME.          

102
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THAT WOULD BE                   
FAN MAIL.                       

103
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        WELL, IF YOU WANT       
        TO PUT A LABEL ON IT.   

104
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                LOOK AT ALL THIS
                FAN MAIL.       

105
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I KNOW.                         
ARE WE THE LUCKIEST GUYS        
IN THE WORLD OR WHAT?           

106
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    OOH, PICTURES FROM GIRLS.   

107
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        PROM INVITATIONS?       

108
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              LOCK OF HAI--     
              OH, NO.           

109
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AND NONE OF IT MATTERS          

110
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    BECAUSE ALL I CAN           
    THINK ABOUT                 

111
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        IS WHAT'S INSIDE        
        THAT BOX.               

112
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                  LET'S OPEN IT.

113
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            NO NO NO,           
            WE CAN'T DO THAT.   

114
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      IT'S ZORA'S AND IT SAYS,  
      "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.

115
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                DO NOT OPEN."   

116
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     YEAH, BUT IF YOU STAND     
     LIKE THIS--                

117
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      ( chuckles )              
      IT JUST SAYS "OPEN."      

118
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         GRAB THE TAPE.         

119
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    OH!                         

120
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BACK AWAY FROM THE BOX          
OR IT'S GONNA GET MESSY.        

121
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WHOA WHOA WHOA.                 
HOLD UP, ZO.                    

122
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?            
WE WEREN'T REALLY               
GONNA OPEN IT.                  

123
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         YEAH, RIGHT.           
         YOU GUYS OPEN          

124
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          EVERY SINGLE          
          PACKAGE I GET         
     AND EAT WHAT'S INSIDE,     

125
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        WHETHER IT'S FOOD       
             OR NOT.            

126
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                 OH, COME ON.   
                 TELL US WHAT'S 
                 INSIDE THE BOX.

127
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         YOU REALLY             
         WANT TO KNOW?          

128
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                  YEAH, TELL US.

129
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OKAY, COME REAL CLOSE.          
I'LL TELL YOU.                  

130
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!          

131
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SO KEEP YOUR MITTS              
OFF MY MAIL, PUNKS!             

132
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          WAA WAA WAA.          

133
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                 THAT'S NO GOOD.

134
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                    WAA WAA WAA.

135
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    STILL CRYING ABOUT          
    NO FAN MAIL?                

136
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        NO, I TOLD YOU          
        I'M TOTALLY FINE        
        WITH THAT.              

137
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             RIGHT.             
          MAYBE SOMEDAY         

138
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     YOU'LL GET A FAN LETTER    
      LIKE EVERYONE ELSE--      

139
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        ME, ZORA, GRADY,        
    NICO, MARSHALL, ME.         

140
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WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,     
     I DID GET A FAN LETTER     

141
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          FROM ROYALTY,         

142
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        A KING, NO LESS.        

143
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         - OH, REALLY?          
         - <i>YEAH.</i>                

144
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COULD IT BE                     
THE HUNAN KING?                 

145
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     AND DOES HE LIVE           
     IN THE NOODLE PALACE?      

146
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          ACTUALLY, HE'S GOT    
          SEVEN LOCATIONS.      

147
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        ALL RIGHT, FINE.        
        IT'S JUST A MENU.       

148
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        I DIDN'T GET ANY        
        STUPID FAN MAIL.        

149
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      OH, SWEETIE,              
      I KNOW IT MUST HURT       
      TO BE SO UNPOPULAR.       

150
00:07:04,489 --> 00:07:05,255
    WELL, I DON'T KNOW.         
    I CAN ONLY IMAGINE,         

151
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    JUST LIKE YOU CAN           
    ONLY IMAGINE                

152
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    WHAT IT'S LIKE              
    TO ACTUALLY BE POPULAR.     

153
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      SEE, EACH FAN LETTER      
      IS LIKE A HUG             
      FROM A FRIEND.            

154
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         IS THIS PEP TALK       
         ALMOST OVER?           

155
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    WELL, LET'S SEE...          

156
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    I GOT MORE PEP,             
    SO YEAH, ALL DONE.          

157
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     I HAVE FANS.               
     THEY JUST HAVEN'T HAD      
     TIME TO WRITE YET.         

158
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KEEP DREAMING.                  

159
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        IT'S TIME.              

160
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         "DEAR SONNY...         

161
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                DUDE, DO YOU SEE
                WHAT I SEE?     

162
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CHOCOLATE-COVERED               
CARAMEL-FILLED NUT CLUSTERS.    

163
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                 NO, BUT GRAB ME
                 A FEW OF THOSE 

164
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                WHILE I TELL YOU
                THE OTHER THING.

165
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              OVER THERE--      
              THE FORBIDDEN BOX.

166
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    AND NO ZORA.                

167
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                 NO ZORA.       

168
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    JOSH, COME ON.              
    I THINK I'M READY.          

169
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      - I DON'T.                
      - BUT I JUST WANT         
        TO PUSH THE CART.       

170
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                THIS IS MY CART.

171
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HEY, GUYS.                      
SORRY I'M LATE.                 

172
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DID I MISS ANYTHING?            

173
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    HEY, MAIL'S HERE.           
    THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.   

174
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      SONNY, HERE'S A LETTER.   

175
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            - FOR ME?           
        - FOR HER?              

176
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                 FOR YOU.       

177
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         HEY, I TOLD YOU        
         YOU'D GET A FAN LETTER.

178
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            WAY TO GO, KIDDO.   
            READ IT OUT LOUD.   

179
00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:42,653
     OH, NO NO.                 
     I DON'T WANT TO BRAG.      

180
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        "DEAR SONNY,            
        MY NAME IS ERIC         

181
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      AND 'SO RANDOM!'          
      IS MY FAVORITE SHOW.      

182
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    I DIDN'T THINK              
    IT COULD GET ANY BETTER,    

183
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      BUT THEN YOU JOINED       
      THE CAST.                 

184
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     I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME     
     AND TALENTED               

185
00:08:58,903 --> 00:08:59,403
    AND PLEASE SAY HI           
    TO NICO, ZORA,              

186
00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:02,739
      GRADY AND MARSHALL."      

187
00:09:04,976 --> 00:09:05,376
     HEY, I GOT A SHOUT-OUT.    

188
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:07,711
         BORED ALREADY.         

189
00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:09,780
        HOW NICE IS THAT LETTER?

190
00:09:11,749 --> 00:09:12,383
        YOU KNOW WHAT?          
        WE SHOULD CALL THIS KID.

191
00:09:13,318 --> 00:09:14,452
    YEAH.  WHAT?                
    NO.  WHY?                   

192
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        BECAUSE HE'S            
        YOUR FIRST FAN.         
        THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.

193
00:09:19,824 --> 00:09:20,691
      AND HOW EXCITING          
      WOULD IT BE FOR HIM TO GET
      A PHONE CALL FROM YOU?    

194
00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:23,660
WELL, I WOULD LOVE              
TO CALL MY FIRST FAN,           

195
00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:27,064
BUT TOO BAD WE DON'T            
EVEN HAVE HIS NUMBER.           

196
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     SURE WE DO.                
     HE LEFT IT ON THIS POST-IT.

197
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,504
WAIT, YOU CAN'T                 
JUST CALL PEOPLE                
OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT.      

198
00:09:35,707 --> 00:09:36,507
                SURE WE CAN.    
                YOU WERE SO DOWN
                IN THE DUMPS.   

199
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             THIS IS THE PERFECT
             PICK-ME-UP.        

200
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BUT I'M NOT DOWN ANYMORE.       
IN FACT, I'M OUT                
OF THE DUMPS.                   

201
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              SHH, IT'S RINGING.

202
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          <i>( cow mooing )</i>        

203
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                  IS THAT A COW?

204
00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,627
    YEAH, AND IT'S              
    RIGHT BEHIND YOU.           

205
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          ( grunting )          

206
00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:02,766
        HOW DID ZORA            
        MOVE THIS THING?        

207
00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:06,337
      - IT WEIGHS A TON.        
      - QUIT YOUR BEEFING.      

208
00:10:08,106 --> 00:10:08,672
          <i>( cow mooing )</i>        

209
00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:12,676
     WELL, QUIT YOUR MOOING.    

210
00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:16,647
        YO.  SSUP?              

211
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,282
        IT'S ERIC.              

212
00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:21,051
ERIC, THIS IS MARSHALL PIKE,    
THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER          

213
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,053
OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW           
"SO RANDOM!"                    

214
00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:25,956
I HAVE SOMEBODY                 
I WANT YOU TO TALK TO.          

215
00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:29,293
WHERE'S SONNY?                  
SONNY!                          

216
00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:35,832
                          <i>Sonny!</i>

217
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:39,203
HEY, SORRY.                     
I JUST WENT                     
TO GO GET A SNACK.              

218
00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:41,972
                  OH, YOUR FAN'S
                  ON THE PHONE. 

219
00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:44,208
            OH.                 

220
00:10:45,877 --> 00:10:46,243
      HEY, ERIC,                
      HOW'S IT GOING?           

221
00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:48,011
  OH, NOTHING.                  

222
00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:51,081
JUST EATING                     
A TURKEY LEG.                   

223
00:10:54,018 --> 00:10:54,385
         OH, HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
         LET'S INVITE HIM DOWN  
         TO THE STUDIO.         

224
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,387
    WHAT?  NO.                  

225
00:10:57,789 --> 00:10:58,855
        OH, YOU'RE SHY          
        ABOUT YOUR FIRST FAN.   

226
00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:00,591
      - GIVE ME THE PHONE.      
        I'LL DO IT.             
      - NO NO.                  

227
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,626
            SO, ERIC, LISTEN,   
            WE JUST WANTED      
            TO INVITE YOU       

228
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:05,662
                DOWN TO THE SET 
                TO MEET ME.     

229
00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:08,065
                WHAT'S THAT?    
                YOU CAN'T COME? 

230
00:11:10,601 --> 00:11:11,634
                TWO BROKEN ARMS?
                ( mouths )      

231
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,037
    TELL HIM                    
    WE'LL COME TO HIM.          

232
00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:15,706
     - WE CAN'T GO TO HIM.      
     - WHY NOT?                 

233
00:11:19,911 --> 00:11:20,443
              UH, WHY CAN'T WE  
              COME TO YOU, ERIC?

234
00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,046
                     UH-HUH.    
                     UH-HUH.    

235
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:26,917
      - WHAT'S HE SAYING?       
      - UH-HUH, UH-HUH.         

236
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:28,651
      - GIVE ME THE PHONE.      
      - UH-HUH.                 

237
00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:30,620
SO YOU CAN COME?                
THAT'S GREAT.                   

238
00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:32,622
OKAY, SO I'LL                   
SEE YOU LATER.                  

239
00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:34,958
      BYE.                      

240
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,628
I HAVE A FEELING THAT KID'S     
NOT GONNA SHOW UP.              

241
00:11:40,298 --> 00:11:41,599
        WELL, IF HE DOESN'T,    
        I'M GONNA CALL HIM      
        EVERY DAY UNTIL HE DOES.

242
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:49,840
     YOU'RE MEETING             
     YOUR FIRST FAN             
     WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

243
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,714
        Woman over P.A.:        
   <i>Marshall, the boy who wr</i>     

244
00:11:58,850 --> 00:11:59,149
        YOU MUST BE ERIC.       

245
00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:02,419
    WOW, YOU--                  

246
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,155
    YOU WEREN'T KIDDING         
    ABOUT THOSE BROKEN ARMS.    

247
00:12:07,058 --> 00:12:07,624
        WHAT, YOU THINK         
        THIS IS FUNNY,          

248
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,359
            HAVING TWO          
            BROKEN ARMS?        

249
00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:11,461
          HOW ABOUT             
          I COME OVER THERE     
          AND BREAK YOUR ARMS   

250
00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:12,996
            AND YOU SEE         
            HOW FUNNY IT IS?    

251
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:17,901
     YOU-- YOU SEEM             
     A LITTLE DIFFERENT         
     FROM YOUR LETTER.          

252
00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:20,871
        LOOK, IF YOU            
        DON'T WANT ME HERE,     
        I'LL JUST LEAVE.        

253
00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:23,173
            BESIDES, I DON'T SEE
            SONNY HERE ANYWAYS. 

254
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:24,507
                  SEE YOU LATER.

255
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,509
    HOLD UP.                    
    WHERE ARE YOU GOING?        

256
00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:28,111
    RELAX.                      
    HAVE A NECTARINE.           

257
00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:30,781
              A NECTARINE?      

258
00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:33,349
             WHAT, IS THIS      
             A POOR MAN'S PEACH?

259
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,186
                NO, THANKS.     
                I'M OUT OF HERE.

260
00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:38,555
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.            

261
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:42,326
    LOOK, YOU CAME              
    ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE       
    TO MEET SONNY--             

262
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:43,794
    YOU'RE GONNA                
    MEET SONNY.                 

263
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,462
        WELL, MAKE IT SNAPPY,   

264
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:47,864
        'CAUSE I GOT            
        PLACES TO GO            
        AND PEOPLE TO SEE       

265
00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:50,467
             WHEN I GET         
             TO THOSE PLACES.   

266
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:53,036
                MARSHALL, I NEED
                TO TALK TO YOU. 

267
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:55,406
TAWNI, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.     
THIS IS ERIC.                   

268
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:57,808
HE WROTE THAT FAN LETTER        
TO SONNY.                       

269
00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:01,345
         OH, THE ONE            
         THAT DIDN'T MENTION ME.

270
00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:03,747
YEAH YEAH,                      
THAT'S THE ONE.                 

271
00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:07,184
TAWNI, CAN YOU                  
KEEP HIM COMPANY                
WHILE I GO FIND HER?            

272
00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:10,454
  I DON'T REALLY THINK          
  SHE WANTS TO.                 

273
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:12,623
            NO, ACTUALLY,       
            I'D BE DELIGHTED.   

274
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:15,192
        I MEAN,                 
        ANY FAN OF SONNY'S IS   
        A FAN OF MINE, RIGHT?   

275
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:24,201
  NOT NECESSARILY.              

276
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:28,339
WELL, THANKS FOR                
SHOWING ME AROUND.              

277
00:13:29,073 --> 00:13:29,406
GOTTA GO.                       

278
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,074
            WAIT WAIT.          

279
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,243
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING     
THAT'S BEEN BUGGING ME          

280
00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:35,412
EVER SINCE YOU WROTE            
THAT FAN LETTER                 
TO SONNY.                       

281
00:13:37,615 --> 00:13:38,081
AND THAT IS,                    
WHY WOULD YOU WRITE             
A FAN LETTER TO SONNY?          

282
00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:40,083
              'CAUSE I LIKE HER.

283
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:41,719
WHY DO YOU LIKE HER?            

284
00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:43,821
        WHY DON'T <i>YOU</i>           
        LIKE HER?               

285
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,422
HOW DO YOU KNOW                 
I DON'T LIKE HER?               

286
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:48,925
          UH, CALL IT           
          DUDE'S INTUITION.     

287
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:53,163
          OKAY, IT'S NOT        
          THAT I DON'T LIKE HER,

288
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,100
     IT'S JUST SHE'S            
     A LOT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT
     SHE WAS GONNA BE.          

289
00:13:58,002 --> 00:13:58,702
    ( normal voice )            
    REALLY?                     

290
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:00,504
    ( deep voice )              
    I MEAN, REALLY?             

291
00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:03,407
        YEAH, BUT I'D NEVER     
        TELL HER THAT.          

292
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:05,709
    WHY?                        

293
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:08,011
     YOU'RE NOT THREATENED      
     BY HER, ARE YOU?           

294
00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,013
                  WHAT?         

295
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:12,082
              WHY WOULD I BE    
              THREATENED BY HER?

296
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:15,185
            I MEAN, I'M PRETTIER
            AND I'M FUNNIER     

297
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:17,287
             AND MY HAIR        
             HAS MORE VOLUME.   

298
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:19,590
  THAT'S JUST BECAUSE           
  YOU USE SO MUCH PRODUCT.      

299
00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:24,561
        OH, I LIKE A GUY        
        WHO KNOWS ABOUT PRODUCT.

300
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:28,465
AND I LIKED IT MUCH BETTER      
WHEN YOU STAYED OVER THERE.     

301
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:30,868
        SO WHAT DOES            
        YOUR DUDE'S INTUITION   
        TELL YOU NOW?           

302
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:33,270
IT'S TIME TO TAKE               
THESE BROKEN WINGS              
AND FLY.                        

303
00:14:35,239 --> 00:14:35,639
                  WAIT.         

304
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:37,541
            YOU'LL BE BACK.     

305
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:40,210
    THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.      

306
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,547
              ...TWO, ONE TWO,  
              ONE AND TWO.      

307
00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:46,216
    WHOA WHOA WHOA,             
    WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.   

308
00:14:47,184 --> 00:14:47,918
         - WHO ARE YOU?         
         - WHO ARE YOU?         

309
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:49,386
         - WHO ARE YOU?         
         - WHO ARE YOU?         

310
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:51,555
I'M JUST GONNA                  
BREAK THE ICE HERE.             
I'M GRADY.                      

311
00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:54,124
            DON'T BE GIVING AWAY
            YOUR IDENTITY.      

312
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:55,992
             WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
             OF A CRIME.        

313
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:57,561
 <i>OH.</i>                            

314
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:00,798
THE NAME'S DARLINGTON--         
RUSTY DARLINGTON.               

315
00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:02,098
AND YOU ARE?                    

316
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:03,567
        WHAT'S IT TO YA?        

317
00:15:04,435 --> 00:15:05,568
FOR THE ANSWER                  
TO THAT QUESTION                

318
00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:08,939
I WILL HAVE TO                  
REFER TO MY BROTHER,            
JACOB DARLINGTON.               

319
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,273
             JACOB?             

320
00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:12,675
        REALLY?                 
        THAT'S THE BEST         
        YOU CAN DO?             

321
00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:15,045
    I'M NERVOUS.                

322
00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:17,747
        I GOT A QUESTION        
        FOR YOU, KID.           

323
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:19,482
      WHERE'S YOUR              
      VISITOR'S PASS, HUH?      

324
00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:22,485
    WELL, I DON'T KNOW.         

325
00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:25,422
        BUT WHY ARE YOU         
        LUGGING AROUND          

326
00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:27,824
    A BOX THAT SAYS             
    "PROPERTY OF ZORA"?         

327
00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:30,693
AND WE ACCEPT                   
THAT ANSWER                     

328
00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:32,362
AS YOUR                         
VISITOR'S PASS.                 

329
00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:34,630
                ( laughs )      

330
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:38,669
        ENJOY YOUR VISIT        
         AT "SO RANDOM!"        

331
00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:46,142
    OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU    
    ONE MORE TIME.              

332
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,782
ALL RIGHT.                      
ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.            

333
00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:54,050
             ( groans )         

334
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:56,219
        - I GIVE UP.            
        - WHAT WAS WRONG        
          WITH THAT ONE?        

335
00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:58,021
                     EVERYTHING.

336
00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:00,056
( normal voice )                
OH, SORRY.                      

337
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:01,625
            DO I KNOW YOU?      

338
00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:03,961
    NOBODY KNOWS ME.            

339
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,967
        NO ONE WILL EVER        
        KNOW ME.                

340
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:14,770
          WEIRD BEARD.          

341
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,008
      I KNOW YOU'D BE BACK.     

342
00:16:19,743 --> 00:16:21,911
     THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.     

343
00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:25,982
    - <i>( slow jazz playing )</i>     
    - NOW WHERE WERE WE?        

344
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,154
MAIL CALL.                      

345
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:35,492
     SORRY, TAWNI.              
     I DIDN'T KNOW              
     YOU WERE ENTERTAINING.     

346
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:38,661
         I'M ALWAYS             
         ENTERTAINING.          

347
00:16:39,863 --> 00:16:41,197
            WHAT DO YOU WANT,   
            JOSH?               

348
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:44,334
 I HAVE SOME FAN MAIL FOR SONNY.
 WILL YOU MAKE SURE SHE GETS IT?

349
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:51,741
         DON'T I ALWAYS?        

350
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:55,445
     - THOSE ARE ALL FOR ME.    
     - NO, THEY'RE ALL FOR--    

351
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,213
             SONNY?             

352
00:16:58,749 --> 00:16:59,582
          YOU'VE BEEN HIDING    
          MY FAN MAIL.          

353
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:02,385
    YOU'RE PRETENDING           
    TO BE YOUR OWN FAN?         

354
00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:03,853
            YOU COMMITTED       
            MAIL FRAUD.         

355
00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:05,588
    WELL, YOU COMMITTED         
    FAN FRAUD.                  

356
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:07,023
                FAN FRAUD'S     
                NOT ILLEGAL.    

357
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:09,192
    WELL, MAIL FRAUD'S          
    NOT EMBARRASSING.           

358
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:11,194
            I'M NOT EMBARRASSED.

359
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,263
            BUT APPARENTLY      
            I'M BETTER THAN     
            YOU THOUGHT I'D BE. 

360
00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:15,965
      I TOLD THAT TO ERIC       
      IN CONFIDENCE.            

361
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:18,234
              WELL, ONE THING   
              ABOUT ERIC IS     

362
00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:20,303
             HE'S BAD           
             AT KEEPING SECRETS.

363
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:22,872
 - <i>( knocks on door )</i>           
 - <i>KNOCK KNOCK, IT'S MARSHALL.</i>  
  <i> CAN I COME IN?</i>               

364
00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:24,640
GUESS WHO ELSE                  
CAN'T KEEP A SECRET.            

365
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:29,245
COME ON IN, MARSHALL.           

366
00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:32,148
HAVE YOU SEEN SONNY?            
I CAN'T FIND HER ANYWHERE.      

367
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:34,084
    YOU CAN'T FIND HER          
    BECAUSE--                   

368
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:36,719
                BECAUSE SHE'S   
                RIGHT HERE.     

369
00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:39,822
                 NO, YOU'RE NOT.
                 YOU'RE ERIC.   
                 SHE'S ERIC.    

370
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:42,525
                  NO, I'M SONNY.

371
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:45,661
     AND THIS IS MARSHALL.      
     AND YOU'RE TAWNI, REMEMBER?

372
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,331
        MARSHALL, SHE'S ERIC.   

373
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,333
            SHE PUT ON A COSTUME
            AND A BEARD         

374
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:52,603
                AND SHE BROKE   
                HER ARMS.       

375
00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:54,972
    - I SEE                     
      WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.     
    - FINALLY.                  

376
00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:57,774
SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE JEALOUS     
ABOUT SOMEBODY'S FIRST FAN.     

377
00:17:59,010 --> 00:17:59,242
                     ( guffaws )

378
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:01,478
    FINE.                       

379
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,179
LET'S SEE WHO GETS              
THE LAST LAUGH.                 

380
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:06,850
MARSHALL, I SAY                 
WE TRACK DOWN ERIC,             

381
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:10,286
BRING HIM BACK HERE             
AND INTRODUCE HIM               
TO SONNY ONSTAGE                

382
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:12,723
DURING THE SHOW                 
IN FRONT OF                     
THE WHOLE WORLD.                

383
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:13,991
WHAT DO YOU THINK               
OF THAT?                        

384
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:15,926
                  I DON'T LIKE  
                  THAT IDEA.    

385
00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:18,629
I LIKE THAT IDEA.               

386
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:20,631
        I LOVE THAT IDEA.       

387
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:22,365
     I'M GONNA GO CALL HIM      
     RIGHT AWAY.                

388
00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:25,802
        - ( laughs )            
        - <i>( cow mooing )</i>        

389
00:18:26,971 --> 00:18:27,337
            DON'T EVEN          
            THINK ABOUT IT.     

390
00:18:28,472 --> 00:18:32,109
      ALREADY DID.              

391
00:18:34,378 --> 00:18:37,147
        OH, I'LL GET IT.        

392
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:39,683
       <i>( mooing continues )</i>     

393
00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:41,652
        - NO!                   
        - GET BACK HERE!        

394
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:44,121
            NO!  NO!            

395
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:45,522
             NO-O-O!            

396
00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:50,627
             - YES.             
              - NO.             

397
00:18:51,928 --> 00:18:53,196
         ( deep voice )         
         YO, SSUP?              

398
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:56,432
     YOU WANT ME                
     TO MEET SONNY IN FRONT     
     OF A LIVE AUDIENCE?        

399
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,636
        YOU'LL HAVE             
        TO BREAK MY LEGS        
        TO KEEP ME AWAY.        

400
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:05,007
        ( normal voice )        
        TURNS OUT IT WAS        
        FOR YOU.                

401
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:08,545
         ( phone rings )        

402
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:09,879
             HELLO.             

403
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:11,881
      WILL YOU GET OFF ME?      

404
00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:15,818
        Announcer:              
      <i>Now let's get back to</i>     
           <i>"So Random!"</i>         

405
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:18,120
    SO LONG, EVERYBODY,         
         AND STAY TUNED         

406
00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:23,426
    FOR "AMERICA'S GOT GAS."    

407
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,028
     GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY.     

408
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:42,312
        WE'RE BACK              
        FOR THE SIGN-OFF        
         IN TWO MINUTES.        

409
00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:45,047
    I KNEW                      
    I RECOGNIZED YOU.           

410
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:47,650
    YOU'RE WEIRD BEARD.         

411
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:49,619
    WHY ARE YOU                 
    WEIRD BEARD?                

412
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,120
                WHY DO YOU CARE?

413
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,423
I DON'T KNOW,                   
LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.           

414
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:56,426
             WELL, I SENT MYSELF
             A FAN LETTER       

415
00:19:57,394 --> 00:19:58,194
              PRETENDING TO BE  
              MY OWN FAN        

416
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,196
              AND NOW I GET     
              TO GO OUT ONSTAGE 

417
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:02,131
        TO MEET THE FAN THAT    
        I'M PRETENDING TO BE.   

418
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:05,268
WHY WOULD YOU WRITE             
YOURSELF A FAN LETTER?          

419
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,437
            BECAUSE I LOST FAITH
            IN MYSELF.          

420
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,206
CLASSIC CASE                    
OF ACTOR INSECURITY--           

421
00:20:11,242 --> 00:20:12,041
YOU START DOUBTING              
YOUR ABILITIES,                 

422
00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:13,743
WONDERING WHETHER               
YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH              

423
00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:15,211
AND WHETHER YOU DESERVE         
TO BE ON TV.                    

424
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:16,646
                SO YOU'VE BEEN  
                THROUGH THIS?   

425
00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:18,314
         NO.                    

426
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:19,949
    NO.  NO.                    

427
00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:25,121
BUT I MADE YOU THINK I HAD,     
WHICH IS WHY I'LL NEVER         
GO THROUGH IT.                  

428
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:27,423
            YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.

429
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,059
              I KNEW IT.        
              YOU DON'T CARE.   

430
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:33,263
             I THOUGHT          
             WE WERE HAVING     
             A REAL MOMENT HERE.

431
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:34,731
     <i>( jingle playing )</i>         

432
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:36,766
            Marshall:           
     <i>Now please welcome back</i>    
           <i>to the stage</i>         

433
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:38,768
  - <i>the cast of "So Random!"</i>    
  - <i>( cheering )</i>                

434
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:40,770
            WELL, THAT'S MY CUE.

435
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:42,272
    SO WHAT ARE YOU             
    GONNA DO?                   

436
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,274
                 YOU DON'T CARE,
                 REMEMBER?      

437
00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:46,276
                BUT I DO.       

438
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:48,278
            NOW EXCUSE ME       
            WHILE I GO OUT THERE

439
00:20:50,314 --> 00:21:02,825
        AND EMBARRASS MYSELF.   

440
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:05,461
     WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW,     
        EVERYBODY,              

441
00:21:05,962 --> 00:21:06,996
        BUT BEFORE WE SAY       
        GOOD NIGHT,             

442
00:21:08,064 --> 00:21:09,165
    WE WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU    
    TO A VERY SPECIAL GUEST--   

443
00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,435
     THE GUY WHO WROTE SONNY    
HER VERY FIRST FAN LETTER.      

444
00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:15,371
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR ERIC--     
     WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?     

445
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,874
DOESN'T-EXISTOWITZ.             

446
00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:25,481
        LET'S GIVE IT UP        
            FOR ERIC!           

447
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,653
ERIC, COME OUT, COME OUT        
WHEREVER YOU'RE NOT.            

448
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,024
        ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST   
        GET THIS OVER WITH.     

449
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:36,559
            MARSHALL, I HAVE    
            TO SAY SOMETHING.   

450
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:38,594
            ERIC IS...          

451
00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:45,735
            YOUR BIGGEST FAN.   

452
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,307
    THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.          
        ERIC IS NOT REAL.       

453
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:53,643
                BUT I'M STANDING
                RIGHT HERE.     

454
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:55,378
                LET'S GIVE IT UP
                FOR SONNY!      

455
00:21:58,182 --> 00:21:58,715
     <i>( jingle playing )</i>         

456
00:22:00,617 --> 00:22:01,084
WHY ARE YOU HELPING ME?         

457
00:22:01,919 --> 00:22:02,685
            I'M NOT HELPING YOU.

458
00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:05,922
            I JUST WANTED       
            TO TRY ON THE BEARD.

459
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,657
SOUNDS LIKE                     
SOMEBODY CARES.                 

460
00:22:10,728 --> 00:22:11,494
        SOMEBODY WANTED         
        TO TRY ON A WEIRD BEARD.

461
00:22:12,529 --> 00:22:13,095
      - ( coughs ) CARES.       
      - BEARDS.                 

462
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:14,230
        - CARES.                
        - BEARDS.               

463
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:15,531
        - CARES.                
        - BEARDS.               

464
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:16,833
        - BEARDS.               
        - CARES.                

465
00:22:18,669 --> 00:22:28,878
    GOT YOU.                    

466
00:22:31,782 --> 00:22:35,251
EADY.                           

467
00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:44,327
        WE'RE GONNA NEED        
        A CROWBAR.              

468
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,933
WE'RE GONNA NEED                
SOME SCISSORS.                  

469
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:51,301
                      MAY I?    

470
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:53,136
         STUPID RIBBON.         

471
00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:54,404
                    OOH.        

472
00:22:56,707 --> 00:22:57,874
    - ONE, TWO...               
    - DUDE, YOU SMELL THAT?     

473
00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:01,912
SMELLS LIKE HER GRANDMA'S       
HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES.

474
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,449
        ( laughs )              
    WHO WANTS COOKIES?          

475
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:15,425
        WORKS EVERY TIME.

476
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
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