You know what? i'm thinking of getting rid of my cell phone.
Ah, ya gonna go a blackberry?
Nah, nah, nah. i'm gonna go old school - pager and pay phone.
What? you selling dimebags out of your mother's car again?
You know, i'm sick and tired of people being able to reach me whenever they want.
You know, it's like, " i wanna talk about blah-blah-blah.
"i have a medical emergency."
I don't care? i just want to get off the grid for a while.
Crazy-guy style.
All right, i'll catch you guys back at the house.
Ok.
What the hell? where am i?
Great. no. no. this is just great.
See, i was supposed to be getting a hot stone massage
But instead, i'm with my buddy.
Wonderful.
The devil brought us here, you idiot.
"idiot." nice. real mature, bro.
You're short.
Maybe next to a weird frankenstein monster like you.
- yeah, what are you? like 5'4", 5'5"? - screw you.
All right, fellas. take it easy.
Just take it easy.
Everybody just...breathe.
Yeah, would you look at that. huh?
Makes me sick. all the co2 spewing into the air,
Poluting our planet, choking our beautiful mother earth.
Did you know that global warming is the biggest threat facing us today?
Really? you care about global warming?
Yes, i care. 'cause it can destroy our planet.
And if that happens, that jackass upstairs
Can count all the casualties as innocents.
That means i get any of their souls. zero.
So yeah, man. i'm goin' "green."
Dad, you want me to start driving an electric car?
You just say it. i'll do it.
You know what i would really love?
Is if one of you would step up
And prove yourselves worthy of being my second in command.
Ok. but i can see that's not possible.
So, since time is of the essence,
We're going to have a little contest.
2 vessels.
One escaped soul.
The first one of you who brings this guy back to me in hell
Will become my right-hand man...
My human representative in this realm,
Serving at my side as we create hell on earth.
The loser, however ...
Will be cast out.
No financial support, no clothes, no car.
Just an eternity of endless toil as one of my minions.
Put quite simply, your life will be garbage.
My life is already garbage.
Well then we'll just have to find a way to make it worse.
Good luck, my sons.
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Hey, i'm here to kick your ass.
What?
I don't care what i have to do to win.
But i am going to catch this soul.
I deserve to be by dad's side.
I couldn't agree more.
No. no. seriously. i want you to win.
I'll even help you if you want.
I don't know what mind games you're playing,
But i'm not buying it.
Oh. one more thing.
Ohh!
What the hell man?!
Ass-whooping morgan style.
Believe.
Jelly is jelly whether it's grape or cherry.
But i don't like cherry.
I just-whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why is there a small mexican lady in our kitchen?
It's my grandmother.
Also, she's not mexican.
What, but you're-
Not mexican either.
You're not? so what-hat are you? what are you, black?
Ethiopian?
You're not asian, that's out.
Don't tell me...shush.
American samoan!
We've been friends for how long and you don't know i'm puerto rican?
Benjamin, i don't see colors, all right?
No seriously, i don't. i'm red-green colorblind.
It's called "dichromacy." it's very painful for me.
So what it boils down to is that, no i can't ever be a jet fighter pilot,
But yes, i can have a commercial fishing license.
And that's good. but it's no jet fighter pilot.
Look at all the junk food i found in the fridge.
You eat all wrong.
How you doing, grandma?
You-you remember sock?
No.
Hey! good to see you too.
I'm going to plant some veggies so you can eat like men.
How do you expect to find a decent girl
When you don't take care of yourself, benjamin?
Actually, benjamin has a pretty hot thing going
With a nice young lady named nina.
My personal shopper. thank you, sock.
Sure.
Nina's my personal shopper.
She helps get me my hats and shoes, assorted menswear.
What did you say you were going to plant back there, grandma?
Because i'm actually into eggplant myself.
Maybe you could take a look at the garden
And see if maybe we can make a nice eggplant plant plant.
Maybe.
vamanos, chico.
Don't forget-
You have your cousin's confirmation party tomorrow night.
I hate hector, grandma. but i will be there.
What's up?
You don't want grandma to know you're dating nina?
the woman can see evil, sock. see it.
Remember how she knew sam had something to do with the devil?
You don't think she'd figure out nina's a demon?
Yeah, probably.
But maybe she'd be proud that her grandson is railing a hot demon.
A demon who is way out of his league, i might add.
She would disown me.
That seems a bit much.
But i do know how you mexicans have a spicy temper.
Ok. so we're all set.
Congratulations. welcome to the workbench team.
Oh, and this is for you.
Thank you so much.
This is such a blessing.
And let me promise you, i'm gonna work my sack off.
Ok.
Hey.
So i was thinking that maybe we could drive to the cemetery tomorrow
And look for alan.
I'm working a double shift tomorrow.
Oh, well, i'm giving you the day off.
Oh. ok.
What?
No it's just...
I seriously doubt alan's gonna help me get out of my deal.
He's too afraid of the devil.
Oh, well. it's worth a shot, right?
Yeah. yeah, i guess it is.
Ok, well, i think we should pretend to be mourners.
'cause then it's ls conspicuous that way.
And there's a funeral we can hit at 4:00.
We're crashing a funeral?
Yeah, don't you want us to get back together?
I do.
Ok. good.
Ok. so how we gonna do this?
I think we should split up.
Ben, why don't you take the funeral? you can keep a lookout from there.
Me and sock can pretend to be mourning at grave sights
And, i don't know, why don't you go back to the work-shed?
Ok.
Actually, andi, i think maybe i better handle the funeral.
Why?
Well, it's going to require some real acting.
And i just don't think you have the chops, benji.
I find you to be over-the-top.
Hey, go big or go home, dawg.
What is wrong with him?
I don't know.
So, do you like funerals or...?
How'd you know her?
She was my high school english teacher.
Same.
God, what i wouldn't give to be sitting in her classroom one more time.
You know, just reading, learning.
Reading.
I don't know if it'll help,
But me and some other students are having a candlelight vigil.
You should come.
Definitely! that'd be awesome.
I mean, yeah. yeah. yes.
That will be very sorrowful.
Alan!
Alan! hey, wait! wait! hold on!
I just wanna talk!
There he is!
It's ok.
It was her time.
She was only 46.
Shh. shut up. you know what i mean.
...by those who loved her. a prayer from psalms.
"for we know that neither death, nor life, nor angels...
"nor any other creature...
"shall be able to separate us from the love of god...
Which is in christ jesus."
What's going on?
Nothing. just boys being boys. right?
Read the-
Read the bible.
Hey, sorry. it was a really powerful service.
How's it going?
He won't talk.
Well, maybe he just needs a little bit of encouragement.
Know where we are, alan? at the track. look familiar?
We know you were a gambling addict, alan.
And you're out of hell on a technicality.
So if you sin once you'll be sent back immediately.
Now if i remember correctly, gambling is a sin.
Uh oh.
So here's the deal.
You tell us how you got out of your deal with the devil
Or we open this door and we leave you here.
Now, maybe you'll march on home to your little cemetery there
And everything's hunkydory.
But maybe-just maybe-
You take this fresh $100 bill i got right here and these racing forms
Hop on in there and see how the ponies are running today, huh?
Place a couple bets like the good old days, whipperoo!
Guys, this is not cool. all right?
Uh, just take me home.
You sure?
Because the races are gonna start any minute now.
Please, i'm serious.
They got slot machines and keno.
Wait, guys, guys. wait.
Video poker, scratch-offs, twinquin...
Sock, stop-
Huh? mmm.
Just let me bet this race! just let me bet this race!
I need someone to bet $100 on the sixth horse to show.
It's a ??? someone help me out here?
Why are you people ignoring me?!
Hey, guys, thanks for the impromptu torture session.
It's a great way to break up the day.
Sorry to bother you.
You know if you just told us what we needed to know, we would leave you alone.
Not possible.
Why not?
'cause if i talk to you,
I'll be back on the devil's radar.
And he'll be trying to tempt me back to hell, non-stop.
Although going back to hell would be better
Than living cooped up on this little postage stamp.
Must be tough.
What choice do i have?
Hi.
I brought vietnamese food.
I thought maybe we could go watch a movie, flying later?
Yeah. great. thanks. i-
You going somewhere?
Got on your going-out chain.
Um, yeah, i have to go to my little cousin's confirmation.
And i was gonna invite you, sweetie,
But you know, everyone's gonna be speaking spanish,
There'd be all these strange people to meet.
I knew you'd hate it. it'd be wicked boring.
That sounds like fun. i'd love to go.
That's really sweet, thank you. really. but it's ok.
Do you not want me there?
I do, it's just-
It's not that. it's ...
It's my grandmother.
She-
Sort of has the eye.
The eye?
Uh, she can see evil.
And since you're a demon, i'm not sure she'd approve.
Well, you're a grown up, ben.
Why can't you just standup to her?
Because she's scary.
That lady does pilates every day.
Her core? right here?
The lady's rocking a sixer.
Is that her?
I won't be long ok?
So just stay here, relax.
Watch some tv, do the dishes.
And, uh, we'll talk about it later, all right? ok.
ok. ya voy.
What are you doing? what are you doing?
What? you can't let her be bullying you.
Besides, i'm like 90% not-evil.
That's less evil than most humans.
She's gonna love me.
Please don't do this. don't do this. don't. don't. don't.
Hi, i'm nina.
It's so nice to meet you.
abuelita, nina's a friend of mine.
And she was thinking of coming to the party.
That thing is not going to my party.
You keep her away from me.
Far away.
Listen. listen. look at me. i'm sorry.
I'm sorry. i promise this whole thing will work itself out. ok?
I'll call you when i get back.
Ahem.
I'm sorry.
Hey man.
Sorry i slapped you. it was wrong.
Even if it was incredibly satisfying.
So, uh, you still up for lending me a hand with this thing?
Helping me win this?
'cause i'm having a teeny bit of trouble.
I can't believe this.
Bureau of souls all right, his name is bud brown.
Pretty bad dude.
Adultery, theft, murder -
Says he owned a chop shop by the piers.
Have you checked that out?
Not yet.
What about his apartment?
Huh. oh. i didn't read that far down.
What have you done?
What i'm here, aren't i?
Huh. glenroy's autobody
What is he building in there?
I don't know.
Hey, let me see your vessel.
I think it's different than mine.
Pretty sure they're the same.
All right, so the devil didn't say
That the winner was the one who vesseled him,
Just the one who sends him back to hell.
So i'm gonna go in there and capture him.
Then i'll give you the vessel, you can drop it off at the dmv,
And then boom. you get the credit.
Good plan man.
Hi!
I was just wondering if you guys bought spare auto parts
Because i have an old car i no longer use, and it's got some good stuff.
Get out.
I don't think so, bud.
It's not working.
Hey!
So you can get us in at 7:30, right?
Ok. great.
But will you just make sure that i get a window seat?
Last time i was in the middle of the restaurant
I could just barely hear myself think.
No. no. no. thank you very much.
All right.
See you tonight.
Hey. you're alive.
What the hell did you do to my vessel?
I broke it, and i gave you a real fire extinguisher.
What? why?
I almost got killed in there!
I know.
I just figured once you were gone,
This whole competition would get a whole lot easier.
Are you an idiot?
I don't know how i can be any clearer.
I. don't. want. to. win.
Sticking to your story. nice.
No. morgan, you gotta believe me. what are you ...
Boring!
Seriously, we didn't have any bigger globes than that?
Hey! where you been?
Dealing with morgan and this stupid contest.
I'm trying to let the idiot win, and he won't let me.
I wish i looked like morgan.
He's such a handsome gentleman.
Yeah, and he has a perfect body for clothes,
You know what i mean? the way his suit hangs off his broad shoulders.
He's kinda barrel-chested, narrow waist.
And it's subtle but you look closely you can notice
All the awesome muscle tone underneath.
Ok, yes. yes. he's great.
He's also incredibly lazy.
That's why i've gotta make sure he wins.
If the devil's stuck with him for the rest of eternity,
The whole world's gonna be a lot better off.
What are you guys doing?
We have an idea about how to convince alan to tell you the secret.
I appreciate the thought,
But i think alan's a lost cause.
We got it.
Alan's sick of being stuck at the cemetery, right?
But he's gotta be there because the ground's consecrated.
What if we sent him to a city where every inch of the ground is consecrated?
Yeah. where he can actually have a real life?
Where the devil couldn't find him.
All right, alan, we made a little film for you. ok.
It's a little rough still, music spotting's in places. but, uh-
But it'll give you a good idea of how fun life is gonna be in vatican city.
'cause it is. it's gonna be off the chain.
So, what do you think?
We can help you with plane tickets, a passport, everything.
And in return?
You help me.
You tell me what you did to get out of your deal with the devil.
Let's do this.
Serious?
Yeah, i can't live like this anymore.
It's driving me crazy.
Ok. i'm going to leave this with you.
But if this winds up on youtube, i will sue your ass.
Have fun.
Let's go.
Has it started yet?
Not yet. here.
No need. i brought my own.
Hawaiian sandalwood. it was her favorite.
How you holding up? you ok?
Doing ok.
Yeah.
You?
Well, you know, baby steps.
Actually i was thinking it might be good
To do something kinda fun tonight.
You know, shake it up. get out of my own head for a while.
I could definitely go for that.
Oh, yeah?
What do you say to a little round of bowling?
Or not.
Just an idea- leisure activity.
No. it's not that. it's just, you know...
She just loved bowling so much, it wouldn't really seem right.
Of course, bowling. i know what an idiot. i'm sorry.
I can't believe i forgot that.
When she rolled that 300 last year, she was so proud.
Ah yeah, i know. the elusive 3 hondo.
Aw, man, that lady could roll.
So i brought a poem.
I thought maybe i could read to the gang tonight.
You should save that for thursday night.
What's thursday?
We're having a memorial service for her.
Another one?
This one's gonna be more intimate.
Just her closest family and friends
Sharing their memories and stories one more time.
A final goodbye.
Oh, i don't know.
Maybe we can go bowling after that.
What time does it start?
Ah, you see grandma out there, planting some healthy food?
Don't tell her, but i'm gonna throw those veggies in the trash.
Come on chico, let's go in the living room and wrestle.
Yeah.
Hi. maybe this is a bad idea,
But i like your grandson way too much just to let this go.
I'm not evil.
You're not seeing me for what i actually am-
A fallen angel.
While i may know what hell is,
I've also seen the highest reaches of heaven-
And i can tell you honestly, that's where i'd rather be.
Have you met st. peter?
I have.
What is he like?
Oh, god!
When you're around him, you just-you feel this incredible sense of calm.
It's quite amazing.
Wow. you're so lucky.
Uh, nina, you probably don't want to do that, ok?
Ben, it's ok. we're fine. we're just having a chat.
Chico. no!
Aah!
Oh, my god! abuela!
Hey, how's your grandma?
Oh, yeah.
Minor heart attack.
But she's doing fine. she's gonna be there a couple of more days, so...
Minor heart attack, huh?
If i go out, i'm going out huge.
Double heart attack.
Bump. bump. bump. bump.
Bffp! bffp!
Left ventricle all over you.
Have you talked to nina?
Nah, she flew off right after it happened.
I specifically asked her not to talk to my grandmother.
That i had it under control.
Did she listen to me? not at all.
In all fairness, the Chihuahua did attack her.
I don't know what to do.
What do you guys think about my pants?
Are those pinstripe?
Yeah, it's a very subtle stripe.
But still noticeable. well played.
Thank you. i'm going to a memorial service tonight-
Gotta look good.
You still chasing after that funeral chick?
Persistent.
Yeah, i know.
I'm gonna convince her that she's done grieving tonight.
I think it's safe to expect a little tongue action after this memorial.
Maybe during. i don't know. we'll see.
Who knows?
I'm gonna go back to the hospital.
Thanks, friends.
No problem, benji. always here for ya, man.
Ahem.
Hi, i'm here to honor the deceased.
Oh, of course. please sign in.
Mm-hmm.
Were you one of mrs. simon's students?
I was. yeah.
But i'd like to think i taught her as much as she taught me.
Huh.
Well, i must say, her students certainly loved her.
Please go in. have a seat.
Ok.
Hey.
Hey, sock.
How are you holding up?
I'm pretty good. you know. i'll tell you what happened.
I woke up today and i said to myself out loud,
"sock you are done mourning."
Really?
I did, really. yeah, i've grieved.
I've just grieved so hard. i've grieved for so long.
Now i have to move on. i want to embrace life.
I want to make out with strangers. we all should.
- yeah, you're right. - yeah.
We need to put this death behind us and live.
You got it.
It's what mrs. simons would have wanted.
Mrs. s.
I'm so happy i met you.
You're an amazing man, sock.
I am. i know.
This is nate, my boyfriend.
He's really been crushed by all this.
Yeah. your what?
Sock was just talking me through my grief.
And it helped, it really helped.
Maybe you can help nate too.
Hmm.
We all really need each other right now.
We can pull through this.
Ok. i'm out.
Excuse me. before i begin the remembrances,
I have a very important announcement.
As you know, mrs. simons was a philanthropist as well as a teacher.
So her dying wish was to bequeath her entire fortune to her students.
So, all of you students who attended today's special memorial will receive $10,000.
You will then be asked to donate that money to a charity of your choice.
Any worthy charity.
As a way of honoring mrs. simmons's memory.
Thank you.
Mmm. and, i'm back.
Hi. do you have direct flights to vatican city?
Rome's the closest?
Rome's good.
No, it's for a friend.
His name is alan townsend.
Order up!
He'll call you back.
Sorry. you were being rude.
And given the fact, that the two of you let the soul go
I should think you'd both be a bit more ashamed.
You fellas ready to order?
Hi. yeah, i would love the chicken-
He will have nothing.
I'll a cup of coffee, black, 2 sugars.
Dad, allow me to apologize.
You have any idea how disappointed i am in you two?
I mean, to think that one day one of you
Might actually help me guide mankind on a path to destruction.
It just simply boggles the mind.
But dad, let me explain-
No, let me.
You know what i see when i look at you, morgan?
I see a big, lazy puppy dog with lazy puppy-dog eyes
And a little puppy-dog brain.
So eager to please and yet so...
Incapable.
Thank you, dear.
And you.
Such a whiny little baby.
You won't be laughing tonight.
When that soul finishes what he's been working on.
What's that?
A portal allowing his buddies, a bunch of degenerate souls,
My hard-earned souls by the way, to escape from hell.
He needs to be caught. now.
Whenever you're ready.
Is that really how he sees me?
As a big, lazy puppy dog?
Come on, be honest, man.
You really care what he thinks?
Yeah. he's my dad.
Yeah, but he's the devil.
He's never gonna be a real dad. he can't.
It's impossible.
He's all i got.
I just want to make him happy.
I've lived my entire life trying to measure up
And then failing miserably.
You know, you want to do him right?
Let me help you win this. ok?
Morgan, you have to believe me.
I don't like working for him, i don't like knowing him.
I don't want any part of this.
You being serious?
I promise.
Ok.
Ok, good. let's go do this.
Sorry bud.
We're gonna have to put an end to your experiment.
Sorry boys.
You're too late.
Hurry up! get him. get him!
Sam!
The vessel's not working!
Not on these two. the vessel will only work on him.
Go! i'll keep these guys busy.
Morgan! run! get out of here!
Sam, the vessel's gone.
Thank you for saving my life.
Bud-the soul- you sent him back to hell.
You won the contest.
What? no. no! i- i didn't do anything.
You did everything.
I just- i gave him a little push.
There's no vessel right?
I mean, there's no way to prove which of us sent him back. right?
I guess you're right.
You're a good liar. we'll just lie, tell the devil you won.
There's no proof otherwise.
I can do that. i do like lying.
You sure you're cool, man?
Just say you run a charity that helps the community or something.
Sock, i got this. i know a lot about charities.
Good, good, good man. good.
Hello, mr. wysocki.
Hello again.
Oh, hello. and you are?
This is my associate ben.
He runs a non-profit based organization
That i'm very, very passionate about.
I'll be donating the money to him.
What type of charity is that?
He reads to the blind people.
And delivers food to hungry orphans on christmas-
Sock, please allow me.
While it is true that i am involved in various community activities,
The most important thing that i do is work my laboratory.
You see, uh, how can i put this?
I'm creating a machine that will help the entire world.
An invention that will help liberate mankind.
Please, do tell? ahem.
It's a straw.
A self-sucking straw.
And it will help people who have problems using their jaw
Enjoy the wonders of using a straw.
There you go.
Sir, i'd like to call this invention the straw-to-matic.
A self-sucking straw?
Ok. sounds good to me.
I just needed to put something on the form here.
Straw-to-matic.
Good. there's your money.
All the best. thanks for everything.
And i'm sure somewhere up there mrs. simons is smiling.
Yeah. yeah probably.
Good day to you, sir.
And to you. ahem.
A self-sucking straw?
How long have you been sitting on this gold-mine, benjamin?
I guess i thought about it when i was 8.
8? you thought about this when you were 8,
And you didn't tell anybody until now?
I told my mom and dad, but they didn't get it.
Of course not, they're idiots.
Now listen to me, we're gonna take that 10 grand
Use it as seed money to build something that's called a prototype.
After that happens, ka-ching.
What do you mean "living expenses?"
He's talking to alan.
You want a full row of seats to yourself?
You know how much that costs?
No, that wasn't part of the deal!
All right, whatever. i'll call you back.
What?
He has a list of new demands.
He's afraid of being tempted so he wants to fly in an aisle all by himself,
He wants money for a one bedroom apartment.
No, no, no. he can't do this.
Well he says the deal's off unless i meet all of them.
We're talking thousands of dollars.
Ahem. would you-would you excuse us for a moment?
Be right back.
- walk normal. walk normal. - ok.
Just walk normal.
All right, what are we thinking?
Honestly, i'm torn. i know, me too.
On the one hand, we got sam's soul, and yeah, that is important. right?
But then on the other hand you got the straw-to-matic.
I mean, that's a straw that sucks on your lips, benjamin.
Sucks on your lips.
I mean, it hurts your brain at how amazing that idea is.
I mean, that's a once-in-a-lifetime idea.
Yeah. lightning in a bottle.
You know what, it's not like alan's going anywhere.
Not at all. but somebody could think of the straw-to-matic- beat us to the punch.
Here's what we do. here's what we do.
We make our millions and then we help sam deal with alan.
Why is there an envelope full of cash out here?
Huh?! that is...
For you.
We wanted it to be a surprise to help you with alan.
How did you know about alan?
Do you want the money or not?
Yes, thank you.
Ha ha. there he is!
Congratulations, man. i knew you'd win the contest.
Knew it. even bet my secretary that you would.
Now she owes me a dinner at houston's.
No. no, morgan won.
He pushed the soul through the portal.
I had nothing to do with it.
Come on, sammy.
You think i don't know how things go down in my own house?
Enjoy it, man. you're my second in command.
What the hell is going on here?
Well, we're celebrating sammy's win.
Very impressive.
No. i keep telling him that i didn't win, you did.
Hey, drop the false modesty all right.
We all know that you wanted this from the very beginning.
You screwed me?
You've been playing me since the beginning?
No. no. i wasn't. i-
You don't have to explain anything to him.
He's a nobody. he doesn't even deserve your attention.
But don't you worry.
Even though you lost, you get a nice consolation prize.
10 bucks and a bus pass.
Enjoy!
Please, i'm not taking your pity prize.
Oh really?
Even after you find out that everything else is gone?
Your keys. your wallet. your clothes. your car. your condo. everything.
You looking for these, buddy?
You're a dead man. dead man.
Oh, that guy, huh?
Lots of bark and no bite.
Wow, i can't believe it.
This is actually happening.
I'll call you guys when i get there.
Isn't there something you want to tell us?
- right. - right.
Yeah.
Ok. what most people don't know about the devil is that he can't resist a competition.
Ok, so what does that mean exactly?
You know that whole devil went down to georgia thing?
He challenged a guy to a fiddling contest.
He's so incredibly vain,
He doesn't think that anybody can beat him at anything.
For me, it was poker.
So, i have to beat him at poker?
No, you do what you're good at.
Figure out what that is and challenge him.
However, there's one more step to get the devil to agree to the challenge.
Ok. what's that?
I can't tell you that right now.
What? we had a deal!
Look, until i'm safe,
Standing on consecrated ground,
I have to keep one ace up my sleeve.
I promise you i'll call you as soon as i set foot in the vatican.
You have to believe me.
I want to help you.
I just wish i could be there to see his face when you do beat the bastard.
Call me the second you land.
You believe him?
Yeah. yeah, i do.
You?
Yeah, i do.
- hey. - hey.
For your grandma.
Aww, thanks.
How's she doing?
Better. doctor said it should st be a couple more days
And then she can go home.
Ben, i'm really sorry about what happened.
Sometimes when i get startled i just lose control.
I know. it's fine.
Let's just forget it and move on all right?
Ok.
But we still have to figure this out.
I mean, did you talk to her yet about us?
I did. and it's handled, baby.
Oh. good. what happened?
I told her i dumped you.
So now we can just date secretly and see where that takes us.
It's win-win.
Are you kidding me?
I don't have any other choice here.
What do you want me to do?
I want to go to the hospital right now
And tell your grandma that you love me, and you want us to be together.
You serious?
Why not?
Well, for one thing, visiting hours are over.
I couldn't get in.
Ben you could get in.
I don't want to put her under that kind of stress.
I mean, not in her condition.
You told me she was feeling better.
She's in the i.c.u!
Our relationship's in the i.c.u!
Ben, you're letting her bully you.
And now you're bullying me.
You're not giving me any choice.
I just want you to be a man. have a backbone.
Backbone?
You want backbone? how about this-it's over.
Don't say that unless you mean it.
I mean it.
You broke my heart once, and i forgave you.
But not this time.
This time you're going to wish you never met me.
Tough beat, my brother.
She's amazing woman.
I would kill that ass.
- alan just texted me. - really?
His flight's about to take off.
I can't believe this.
I'm going to beat the devil.
I know. how does it feel?
I feel like me again.
Does that make any sense?
Yeah. totally.
I did it. i beat the devil!
I'm done! whoo!
Whoo!
Sorry.
I don't care. it feels so good.
So what are you going to do with your new-found freedom?
I might learn a new language.
- really? - no.
Probably just gonna nap a lot.
Ok.
Thank you so much, though.
For sticking with me.
Of course.
Ok. sorry.
Sorry, i just had to do that.
Yeah. yeah. we just kissed a lot.
And i want to do it again.
Me too.
But uh, we should - we should wait until tomorrow.
I'll be out of my deal with the devil.
Then we can kiss as much as we want.
You're right. it sounds like a plan.
Thank you.
Hi. this is your captain speaking.
We just got word from flight deck
That we need to go ahead and make an unscheduled maintenance stop.
We apologize for this inconvenience,
But the good news is, we'll be stopping in las vegas!
You will each receive $100 in casino chips
To tide you over while we're on the ground.
So please, enjoy your time in the gambling capital of the world.
Can i get you something to drink?
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