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You guys! You guys!
We can finally do it!
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We can finally leave this crappy town
and live the life we've al dreamed of!
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We can?
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What are you talking about,dude?
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Haven't you assholes
been watching the news?
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Pirating is back,my friends.
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Swashbuckling adventure
on the high seas.
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The stuff we've all dreamed about!
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And it's all happening right here!
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Somalia!
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Somalia? Where's that?
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North africa.
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Just picture it,guys!
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Clear blue water with skull islands!
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Waterfalls with jewelled
treasure underneath!
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I've worked it all out on expedia,and
we can take southwest airlines to miami.
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Then dubai air here to cairo.
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Then it's just a 49-hour
bus ride into mogadishu
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with all the booty and
plunder a pirate could want.
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You know,cartman,this
is an awesome idea.
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You should totally go to somalia.
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Right! Wait a minute.
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You never think my ideas are good,kyle.
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No,i'm being totally serious.
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That is the best idea you've ever had.
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You should run away to mogadishu.
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You should go there right away!
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I'll even help plan your trip!
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Wow,cool! What a minute. The?
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Why would you do that?
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Unless you're trying
to trick me somehow.
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No,no! You're right.
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Somalia is an oasis of
treasure and waterfalls!
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It's totally the pirate's life!
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Then why don't you want to go?
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Well,'cuz,dude,i'm
jewish.And,you know --
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jews can't be pirates.
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That's true.
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Well,i'm glad you've come to
terms with your disability,kyle.
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Gentlemen,i'm off the start planning.
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Please,please let him go.
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Good morning,students. These
are the morning announcements.
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Teacher-parent conferences have
been rescheduled to next tuesday.
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Please inform your parents.
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The gym is being repainted and is
closed until tomorrow afternoon.
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And now for a special announcement.
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Avast there mateys!
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Do you have a thirst for
adventure on the high seas of life?
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Are ye sick and tired of your parents and
teachers telling ye what to do all the time?
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Then join captain cartman's
perfect pirate club!
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Just imagine it,me hearties!
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A life without rules,without
homework and chores!
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You can live the pirate's
life in somalia,me friends.
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Even kyle said so.
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Our first official pirate meet willing
be 4:00 p.m.at kevin stoley's house.
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At my house? Why my house?
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There will be refreshments served!
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So make sure your mom goes
to the grocery store,kevin!
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So come one,come all.
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The invitation is open to any
student who wants to be a pirate
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and who isn't jewish,mexican or ginger.
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And for lunch today,the cafeteria will be serving
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches. Thank you.
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Ahoy,fellow club members!
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Congratulations on leaving your
meaningless lives behind to become pirates.
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Your life of boredom is at an
end,thanks to captain cartman!
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All hands on deck!
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Attention!
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All right,ye booty lubbers!
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So you've decided to join
captain cartman,didee?
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Uhhh,guys. Who let
in the g-i-n-g-e-r?
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Well,there's really not that many of
us. We figured we should let him join.
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But,guys,g-i-n-g-e-r-s can't be
spirits because they don't have souls.
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Please get it out of here.
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Fine! I don't want to
be a pirate anyways!
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Okay,anyways.
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Now enough small talk lads!
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It's time for us to start
rappin' and plunderin'!
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Yeah!
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We set course tomorrow!
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I purchased everyone's tickets
online using my mudder's credit card.
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And your mom is okay with that?
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Dude,i'm a pirate!
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What the devil do i care
what me mudder thinks anymore?
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Neat-o!
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All right,lads.
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Go home and write your farewell
letters to your families.
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The land of pirates awaits!
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Pirates ho!
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Pirates ho!
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Kevin,goddammit.
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Have a good flight. Next,please?
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We be heading to somalia,by
way of miami to cairo.
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And take care ye put us in
an exit row,ye landlubber.
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I see,you five boys are all booked
through to cairo by yourselves?
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That we be,lass. It's all paid
fer on me mudder's credit card.
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Oh,jeez. I don't know if i can
really go through with this.
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What?
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It's just leaving everything behind.
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I can't believe i'm actually doing it.
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Yeah,maybe we should think about this.
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You guys,the?
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Are you forgetting how
crappy your lives are?
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All the homework? The rules?
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Butters,do you really want to just go back
to school where people just make fun of you?
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- Who? You mean you?
- Yes!
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- Do you really want to go back to that?
- No! I'm sick of it!
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Well,all right then,fag!
We can't turn back now.
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The path to adventure lies
just beyond this ticket counter,
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And if you four have really come all this way
just to turn back now,then seriously you guys --
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The?
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He's right,lads. To adventure!
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This is somalia?
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Where's all the waterfalls
and shipwreck lagoons?
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The?
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Excuse me. Where are the pirates?
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We're looking for all the
pirates.Where can we find the --
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butters,get the phrase book out.
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Ask can these people
where the pirates are.
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Oh,he says they're in there!
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Ah,nice! Come on,mateys!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Yes,baka,baka,alaka jam. Thank you.
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Avast!
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These aren't pirates. They're
just a bunch of black people.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪
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I'm captain cartman and this
here be my terrible crew.
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We be looking fer a ship to pirate with
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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yes,very nice.
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Apparently these are the pirates.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Ah,excellent! They are
taking us to the ship!
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Once we commandeer a vessel,the
plundering will be easy indeed,lads.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪
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This is your pirate boat? Dude. The?
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All right,seriously. You
guys,what kind of pirates are you?
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I mean,really,the,dude. The?
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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All right,lads. Guess we'll have
to settle with this meager ship.
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Two of you sit aft and two
of you sit in the front.
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I gotta sit middle 'cuz
i get motion sickness.
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Kevin,jesus christ.
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Hard to starboard,lads!
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There's sure to be
lots of bootys out here!
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Clyde,the?
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You said there was gonna be crystal
clear lagoons and treasure and plunder!
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Calm down,clyde.
Everything's gonna be okay!
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No,it's not. You made me run away and be
a pirate and there's not even any treasure!
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Ike! Will you do something
about clyde,please?
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Very nice,ike.
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All right,me hearties.
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Keep your eyes open for boats to plunder
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dude,dude! You're doing it all wrong.
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Let me handle this.
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All right,ya scallywags!
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Surrender your plunder lest we
start firing shots across yer bow!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Yeah,that's good but now go "arrrgh!"
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Yeah? Okay,and you checked
with kenny and token?
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He's not just staying at their houses?
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No,dude. Everyone's checked.
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I think cartman really
ran away to somalia.
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Yes!
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I can't help but take
some credit for this.
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I helped convince him to go!
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You really he'll die in somalia?
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For sure,dude!
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It's the most god forsaken
place on the planet.
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Things are finally gonna
be normal around here!
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Oh,god!
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Oh,god,what did we do wrong,gerald?
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Take it easy. We'll find him!
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I'll call you back.
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Oh,kyle! He's gone!
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Your little brother's
run away from home!
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What? Are you sure?
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He left a note saying
he's never coming back!
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"dear mommy and daddy.
I am running away.
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I am sorry,but i cannot longer handle
the monotony of middle class life.
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Everyone at school is a idiot,
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and if one more person talked to me about
that Susan boyle performance of "les miserable"
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i was going to puke my
balls out through my mouth.
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I love you all,but i have to move on.
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I'm going to somalia to
be a -- to be a pirate!"
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Oh,oh,gerald. What are we going to do?
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It's all right. He couldn't have gone
far. Let's call the other kids' house s.
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Oh,god,what have i done
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the are you pirates doing?
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Are we gonna plunder them or not
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all right,let's go
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quiet,ye sons of biscuit eaters!
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This boat is now pirate property!
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Now get ye to yer lifeboat
lest ye wanna be shark bait!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Plunder the booty,lads!
This ship is ours!
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Okay!
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I said get off me boat!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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That's it! Get in there ya swarmy dogs!
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Lower 'em down,ike!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Have a good day!
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Hard to port,lads.
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Hard to port!
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What's port?
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Just make the boat go that way,kind of
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that's good! Now bring
'er round topside!
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Now that's a pirate ship.
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Ah,a fine day of plunderin' we
had,boys. What about yourselves?
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Here ya are,lads. Plenty
of booty to go around.
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A round of grog for me boys.
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A round of grog for everyone.
250
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,960
The is this?
251
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,400
This is water in a dixie cup!
252
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,220
All right,goddammit. Really,you guys.
253
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,680
What kind of pirates are
you? Look at yourselves!
254
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:49,710
You're a disgrace to blackbeard!
255
00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:52,150
I don't know where you people get
off calling yourselves pirates --
256
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,480
Little beat-up
boats,water in dixie cups.
257
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,960
I mean look! Look at this guy!
Look at this guy,for christ's sake!
258
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,520
I mean how hard is this,people?
259
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,420
I tell ya lads,if we're gonna be
the most feared people on earth
260
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Then there needs to be some
goddamn changes around here!
261
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,450
We drink and we pillage
and we do what we please
262
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,650
And we get all we want for free
263
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:19,950
we'll kick your ass Then rape
your lass somalian pirates we
264
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,280
so with a yo ho ho
265
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uh,goddammit,people.
266
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,800
With a yo ho ho
267
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yo ho,ho
268
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and with a yee hee hee
269
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yee hee hee
270
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We take to the african sea
271
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we'll brave the squalls And bust
your balls somalian pirates we
272
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:44,280
somalian pirates we
273
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We left our homes and we left our
mudders to go on a pillaging Spree
274
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we'll cut off your ears and break
your toes and make you Drink our pee
275
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:57,980
and if ye sail into our waters
you best hear this Decree
276
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we'll take your boat
and set yer ass afloat
277
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,510
- somalian pirates we
- nice!
278
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With a yo ho ho yo ho ho
279
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and a trick a lotty do trick a loty do
280
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,340
We'll shoot you in the face with
our glee then we'll cut off your --
281
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,000
Okay. Let's stop there for a minute.
282
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,720
Rember on "trick a lotty
do" that's an loddy do,okay?
283
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:17,250
Really need you guys to
enunciate the lotty. Uh,nadif?
284
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:21,720
If i can get you and abdikarim to
sing the harmony on the second yo ho.
285
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,390
And ue,hashmish,is it?
286
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,310
I'm sorry,but you're a little flat.
287
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,490
Rember to sing out. Don't
close your throat. Okay?
288
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:30,790
So let's go from uh,bar 14. Pick
up after the quarter rest. Ike?
289
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,360
- Somalian pirates we
- better!
290
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:36,590
With a yo ho ho a yo ho ho
291
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,760
And a trick a lotty do
292
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,820
we'll shoot you in the face with glee
293
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,930
Then we'll cut off your c c
coca and feed it to a crock
294
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,770
somalian pirates we
295
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:51,200
somalian pirates we
296
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:56,210
somalian pirates we
297
00:15:57,170 --> 00:16:02,020
We found them adrift.********
298
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♪♪♪♪♪
299
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,790
What's causing them to
suddenly be so much more active?
300
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:08,360
Is the crew okay?
301
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,940
Yes,sir. They're french,so
they surrendered immediately.
302
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:14,040
Once the pirates boarded your
ship,how did they force you off?
303
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,360
Elles avait lightsaber!
304
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,390
Oui! Un light saber!
305
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,250
Le lightsaber terrible!
306
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:28,850
Sir,the pirates appear to have forced the
french crew off their boat with a lightsaber.
307
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,220
My god.
308
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,500
The pirates are getting
better equipped every day.
309
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,360
Gentlemen,i want the president
of the united states on the phone.
310
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:38,000
We can no longer fight
the pirates on the seas.
311
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,850
We have to take them
out where they live.
312
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:48,350
What did i tell you,butters?
This is the good life,huh?
313
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:53,420
What's going on?
314
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
315
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,450
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
316
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,650
Ah,good. A hostage will
bring a fine ransom!
317
00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:09,710
Well,well,well,well,well
318
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:14,090
this is cnn.
319
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:18,020
breaking news of yet another
pirate cris in somalia.
320
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:23,120
Members of nato receive word today that
pirates have captured an american child
321
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:26,970
And are demanding 10 million
euros for his safe release.
322
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:32,280
U.s.navy ships have been deployed and
the pirate standoff is about to get ugly.
324
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,600
No,fatass,i came to get my brother!
325
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,960
We all have to get out
of here! It isn't safe!
326
00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:45,410
It isn't safe.
327
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,790
That's not what you said
back in the cafeteria,kyle.
328
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,630
In the cafeteria you
said somalia was awesome.
329
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,310
I know. I was lying then.
330
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,950
Or are you lying now?
331
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,190
So many lies,kyle,you can't
even keep them straight!
332
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,930
You just couldn't stand that we were
living in paradise while you were back home.
333
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,880
This isn't paradise,and you know it.
334
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,530
The people here are starving and dying.
335
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:06,720
The whole world has used somalia
as a dumping ground for toxic waste.
336
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,290
Even the fish here are radioactive.
337
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,400
Cartman,just give me my brother
and let us get out of here.
338
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:19,500
Your brother is with butters taking
inventory of our latest plunder,kyle.
339
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:23,510
You just sit tight until we
hear about your ransom money.
340
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,920
One box of italian passports!
341
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,840
One necklace
-- Gold!
342
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,950
Three crew member watches.
343
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,910
Excuse me. Can i ask you a question?
344
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,030
Oh,sure,guleed.
345
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:39,300
Why did you americans come here?
346
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,180
Well,'cuz our lives sucked back home.
347
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,250
We had all these rules and homework.
348
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,640
Yeah,homework!
349
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,290
And our parents hollered at us.
350
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,120
Yeah!
351
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,410
So we wanted to come
here and be pirates.
352
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,400
Pirates!
353
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,330
But that's what i do not understand.
354
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,750
Why would anyone want to be a pirate?
355
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:02,340
Every day,i dream that i can go
to school,learn about the world.
356
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:07,330
But my mother,she's dying of aids,and
there is no money for medicine.
357
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,340
My father was killed
trying to find food for us.
358
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,560
Do you know how i feel every
time we try to capture a boat?
359
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,800
Scared.
360
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,780
And not just scared,because
i might get killed,
361
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:23,110
But scared because if i
don't get something out of it,
362
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,110
my family and friends are going to die.
363
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,150
I don't want to be a pirate.
364
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,820
I have don't see how anybody would.
365
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:37,670
Oh,my god.
366
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,940
Jeez,guess we kinda got
put in our place,huh,ike?
367
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,830
I feel like an asshole.
368
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,400
Yeah,me,too.
369
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:52,610
Go on! Walk the plank,ye scurvy dog!
370
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,940
Cartman,knock it off!
371
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,430
That's captain cartman,ye jewswoggle
372
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,710
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
373
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,200
♪♪♪♪♪♪
374
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,310
eric! Hey,eric! Listen,we wanna go home.
375
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,160
What?
376
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:13,670
Me and ike,we been talking and,well,guys,we
really had it pretty good back in america.
377
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:18,210
I mean,sure,it's easy to think our
lives are boring and full of rules,
378
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,650
But a lot of people have it way worse.
379
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,580
The pirates' life isn't a
life of fun and adventure.
380
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,690
It's a life of hardship and suffering.
381
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:30,240
When you get down to it,we were
pretty lucky to have the lives we did.
382
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,590
Clyde?
383
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,600
I hate it here. It wanna go home!
384
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,840
You guys cannot leave
the pirate club now!
385
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,930
How can you not want to stay
in this paradise we've created?
386
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,970
In somalia people have no laws!
387
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,190
They have no rules and
they never grow old!
388
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,130
They never grow old because
they die before they're 30!
389
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,200
Nobody's going anywhere!
390
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,580
I'm the captain of this outfit.
391
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,220
To arms!
392
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:03,710
Now is there any
question who's in charge?
393
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,380
I have an entire pirate crew
willing to do anything for me
394
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,360
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
395
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:14,990
all right,men. Remember,do
not hit the white ones!
396
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:19,490
Me and my crew are gonna
go on pirating forever!
397
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,290
Clear.
398
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:35,840
The?