We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Ugh!
Poor Eustace. You're burning up.
Courage, pass me my special remedy.
Mmm-hmm.
Now, Eustace, just try a bite of my special gelatin.
See it jiggle?
Just one bite.
I don't...
Well, I suppose.
What's in there anyway?
Oh, just a wee drop of vinegar.
Oh, Courage, what can I do?
I've tried every remedy I can think of.
Except, what was it?
Oh, yes.
Artichoke syrup soup.
How does that sound, Eustace?
Anything but these
leeches!
Let's see...
I know that artichoke syrup soup recipe's around here somewhere.
Any luck, Courage?
Mmm-mmm.
Hmm, now this looks promising.
Let's see... Aardvark syrup soup.
Armageddon syrup soup.
Artichoke syrup soup!
There it is!
Oh!
Oh, Courage, where on earth are we supposed to find that recipe now?
Hmm.
Oh, so many pretty buttons.
What does this one do?
Oh, my!
I could use a cup of tea.
Recipe for artichoke syrup soup. How boring!
Virus alert! Oh, blast! What the dickens is going on?
Who are you? What do you want?
Oh!
Ooh!
I'd better go check if Courage has found that recipe yet.
Courage, any luck yet?
Courage?
Push button, button "X."
Well, that does seem pretty simple.
Oh!
No!
Help!
What do I do? What do I do?
Scanner.
Whoa!
Courage?
Courage, can you hear me?
Help!
Courage?
Muriel? Muriel!
Courage, is that you?
Save me!
I must have hit the wrong button again.
Oh!
Help!
Oh!
Huh?
Courage!
Help!
Hmm?
Phew!
Ahhh!
Bless you.
I'm sick.
And now I got to deal with you?
Okay, buster, you asked for it.
Say goodbye to your mother, dog, 'cause she's my motherboard now!
Okay, boys, go get him!
Go on, Courage. You can do it.
Oh, so you want to play rough, huh?
Bill!
No!
Now, is that any way to treat your hardware?
Oh! This dog is a terrible person!
That woman is not leaving until I get better!
And that's that!
Poor thing. Have you tried artichoke syrup soup?
Yes, I did. And it didn't work!
Artichoke syrup soup didn't work?
Have you tried anything else?
Anything else? What else is there?
Brilliant idea, Courage.
We could try the special gelatin.
I'll try anything as long as it's not leeches.
Frigga-frag!
Hello?
Ow! What the...
Stupid telemarketers!
Is it for us?
Tell them we're busy.
Ah-ah.
Ah.
Is it organic?
Just shut up and eat!
Well... What's in it, anyway?
Why, only a bit of vinegar, of course.
Vinegar? Well, why didn't you say so? I love vinegar!
Ah!
Hey, I can breathe again! Hot-diggity!
Mmm... This artichoke syrup soup really does the trick!
And it ain't half bad neither!
It works every time.
It's the vinegar.
Ya! Pa-tooey!
Isn't our Norwegian holiday off to an exciting start, Courage?
According to the guidebook,
some of Norway's most beautiful birds come to feed at this very spot.
Look.
According to the book, we're looking at the Norwegian Blue.
In olden times,
they believed this bird soared with the Valkyries,
fierce warriors who wore helmets just like ours.
He's feeding!
Idiot TV!
Talk normal!
Muriel! TV's broken!
Shh!
This place stinks! And this hat stinks, too!
Ow!
Duh... Hey!
Huh?
Hey!
Nothing here about this.
What's... Huh?
Argh!
I suppose that's what you get for scaring a Norwegian Blue.
Yo-tow-ho!
Where did he go?
Yo-tow-ho, Elka!
Yo-tow-ho, Frieda!
Yo-tow-ho, Shatana!
Yo-tow-ho! Yo-tow-ho!
Ready, my Valkyrie sisters?
Did you find our sister, Brunhilde?
I could not spy our sister, did you?
I could not find our sister, boo-hoo
Our sister, our leader, is lost, alas
What shall we do?
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo
- Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo - Ladies...
- Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo - Ladies!
Truckie and I are trying to sleep.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo
Alack! What be this?
What be this that I see?
Huh?
The helmet of our sister
Oh, we implore you who have found her
Oh, able to tell where our sister doth be
Oh, able to tell where our sister will be
Oh, no.
Huh? Duh.
Wait!
While boldly through the clouds
I see that the steed did go
I thought I did spy afar
Flying from the glade below
The glade below
And to that glade to save our sister, I shall go
Lousy stinking fjord!
Yo-ho-ho!
What?
Who the heck are you?
Could you get that, Courage? I can't leave my soup.
Yo-tow-ho!
Brunhilde, dear sister
Praise the gods I have found you!
Come back to your home in the sky
I thought the Meet the Valkyries Pageant was tomorrow!
Oh, Courage, this tour package is packed with surprises!
- Yo-tow-ho! - Whee!
Yo-tow-ho!
Hail to Brunhilde
Oh, we have found you
How could you leave at the eve of our battle?
Hail, hail
Could you pass me a little more moose, Frieda?
A leg, if you would.
Now let us rest.
For soon we must attack
Attack the trolls!
The brutal trolls
The evil trolls
The vicious trolls
So, let us rest and eat no more
And then to war
Oh, this is all so authentic.
To war
Oh, no!
To war, to war
Oh, Courage, isn't it exciting?
I get to be in a make-believe battle!
And we get the cutest little toy weapons.
Oh!
Ahhh!
Oh, my!
Yo-tow-ho
A spy!
A spy from the trolls!
Play nice now, Courage.
Bear this message to your troll king
Argh!
Spy
And now you spy, goodbye
Ahhh!
Who sneaks up on our troll council?
A spy from the Valkyries!
Crumble the spy! Crumble the spy!
Yo-tow-ho!
Ah! The Valkyries!
Crumble the Valkyries! Crumble the Valkyries!
Crumble the trolls! Crumble the trolls!
How exciting!
Oops.
Crumble the Valkyries!
Ahhh!
He has stolen our leader!
Crumble the Valkyries!
Yo-tow-ho!
Crumble the Valkyries!
Ahhh!
Oh! Oh, my!
- Please tell no one - Huh?
I love the Troll King
Please tell no one
I love the Valkyrie
Our love
And dare not speak it
Here
Isn't that touching?
Yo-tow-ho!
Please go on, young lovers.
She's large, I'm warty
He's petite, I'm husky
Yo-tow-ho!
The Valkyries hate the trolls
Yet she loves me
The trolls hate Valkyries, yet I love he
Whatever shall we do? What shall we do?
What shall we do, do, do, do, do?
Yo-tow-ho!
I do
- Love - Love
Love doth conquer all
Oh, Courage, don't you love weddings?
Our joy would be increased
if you'd join us for a feast.
Yo-tow-ho
A feast
As love doth rise
As love doth rise like yeast
Duh.
Stupid bird.
Yo-tow-ho
Stupid Dog!
English
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll March 2017
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll Released on www.Addic7ed.com