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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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This is for her own safety.
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We don't know what we're doing.
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We're not doctors.
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Has anybody seen my mom?
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Come find me!
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- (bullet ricochets)
- (Gail groans)
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I've only flown in a simulator.
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You got to take that leap one day.
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LEWIS: Okay, I'm gonna do it.
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- (all cheering)
- (Carol screams)
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TANDY: I created
something to honor Lewis
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and help us see the light.
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(light groan)
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Hey, look who's back. (chuckles)
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Went pretty hard up in Napa, huh?
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Looks like someone needs a vacation
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after a vacation, am I right?
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JK, you look great.
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Everyone's in the common
room. I'll be right up.
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Oh, good God, Gail!
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(shouts)
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I told you she wasn't the "D" word.
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You're back! Hi.
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Oh, Gail. Ugh, you smell like
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the inside of an unwashed sock puppet.
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Must have been quite the bender, huh?
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CAROL: Looks like you got
some wine on your leg there.
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Someone needs to go
back to drinking school.
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It's supposed to go in your mouth, Gail.
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Nice of you to finally join us, Gail.
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This whole place has fallen apart.
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You decide to go party down on your own.
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Ridiculous.
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Hey, I think she's
trying to say something.
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Wa...
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(shouts) Oh, geez.
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Gail?
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Wine. She needs wine!
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ERICA: Maybe we should
elevate her head..
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No, no, we need to
leave her neck unkinked
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for maximum air flow.
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Okay, here, Gail. This should help.
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- Here we go.
- Yes.
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Oh, what did you give her?
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It's a Sex on the Beach.
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Here, force it down. Hair of the dog.
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- Hair of the dog.
- I'm not hungover, you idiot.
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I have been trapped
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in an elevator and
I've got a friggin'...
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bullet hole in my leg.
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- Whoa. Wait...
- CAROL: Whoa.
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- who shot you?
- ERICA: What?
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I did.
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It's always the person you least expect.
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I was just... trying
to get some alone time.
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Because I bugged you so much?
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(sighs) No, no.
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Well, yes,
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but no.
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I just needed some space,
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and so I was heading
up to the roof next door
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when I got trapped because
the damn power went out.
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I was in there for, like,
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- ten days.
- Oh.
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And I kept
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shooting off bullets, but
I guess nobody heard me.
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And then
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I got zipped by a ricochet and I just...
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Mm.
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I started fading.
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I said a prayer, and, um,
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loaded up my last bullet
and thought that was it.
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God, Gail, that's awful.
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Ten days?
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What did you do for your... you know...
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private business?
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- Tandy.
- Tandy.
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What? It's a valid question. It's...
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Mini fridge.
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Ew. Go on.
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It really was hell on Earth.
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I just... thought for sure
I was gonna die in there.
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And then...
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by the grace of God,
the power came back on.
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Oh, uh, that was me... and God.
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You know, uh, God working through me.
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Standard, uh, vessel situation,
you know, but, uh, bottom line,
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yes, I, uh, turned the
power back on. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I thought I was never gonna
see your idiot face again.
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Get in here, you dumb turd.
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One dumb turd coming in hot. (laughs)
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Come on. Oh, get in here, all y'all.
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- Oh. Gail.
- Oh, my God.
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- Hey.
- We're so glad you're back.
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Thank you, and where's the others?
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Where's Lewis?
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(whispering): I'll take this.
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Gail, uh... got something we
have to tell you about Lewis.
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(inhales deeply) Lewis, uh...
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is great.
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He just got into CrossFit and P90X.
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Uh, he's super into muscle confusion.
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H-He's not confused about it or f...
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he's just focused and-and vital
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- and feeling...
- How'd he die?
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Peacefully.
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Minor plane crash.
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And how about Melissa?
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So, you just locked her up in there?
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We had no other choice.
She was a danger to herself.
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Well, I know exactly
what she's going through.
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Trapped in a box. Poor thing.
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You know what, Gail, you need your rest.
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Why don't we roll you into an
elevator and get you upstairs?
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Uh, I am not getting
in no damn elevator.
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Oh, 'cause you just got stuck in one?
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TANDY: Gail, you know,
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we live on this floor.
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Wh-Why don't you come stay with us
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until you feel better?
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Oh, it might be nice
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to have someone look
after me for a while.
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So, thanks.
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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Let me get you here.
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CAROL: Okay, take your time.
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- (grunts)
- Okay.
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There you go.
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GAIL: What's all this?
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Oh, oh, that's nothing.
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Let me just get that
stuff out of your way.
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Ah.
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You gave me the frickin'
googly-eye treatment.
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I was angry at the time. I'm sorry.
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I deserved it.
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No, you didn't.
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I mean, to have no
control over your pupils
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like a substitute teacher?
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No one deserves that,
not even a picture.
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Carol... it's fine. Relax.
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(laughing): Oh. Relax.
I'm way ahead of you.
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That's my whole thing now is
just relaxing during situations.
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I mean, so much has changed
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since I drove you away,
and I'm not just talking
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about the amount of human
waste in your mini fridge.
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I've mellowed out now. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yeah, now they call me
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the Mellow Submarine or
John Cougar Mellow-camp,
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and Old Meller, and, hey, it's
Henry Wadsworth Long-Mellow.
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Carol, I get it.
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- I'm mellow.
- Yeah.
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You sure you're okay
with me taking your bed?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Tandy and I'll make do,
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and I'll just be outside
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relaxing during situations.
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(chuckles)
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Mellow-nor Roosevelt out.
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Nobody comes into my house and
tries to take over my hallway.
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Damn it. Split.
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Tandy. Tandy. I figured it out, man.
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Oh, great, bud. What is it?
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We're going to Akron.
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- Perfect. Let's do it.
- Yeah.
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Oh, uh, uh, uh, and why
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'Cause that's where Melissa's from.
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- Of course. Let's go. Let's go.
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(stammers)
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Uh, but what-what does that matter?
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Well, 'cause last night
I couldn't stop thinking
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about what Gail said about
being trapped in that box.
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Hell on Earth, she called it.
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Well, Melissa's trapped
in a box, too, man.
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Well, yeah, I mean she's only trapped
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in a sense that she can't
leave whenever she wants.
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Like, you know, the traditional
sense of the word "trapped."
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- Yeah, you got a point.
- Yeah, and
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we got to figure this out. I mean,
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we can't keep her in there forever.
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It's solid loge,
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but how will going to Akron help?
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'Cause that's where she grew up, man.
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That's where her family's from.
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Her medical records are probably there.
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Who knows what we could learn?
You know, and if nothing else,
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she'll get a little
time out of that box.
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Wait, she's going with us?
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Yeah, she wouldn't tell me her address.
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(sighs) Todd, if I'm being honest,
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I think we're making a huge mistake
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for not having done this earlier.
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You go grab Melissa, I'll
go get my travel underwear.
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- (Todd yells)
- Pick up that spare first.
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Picked up the spare!
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TANDY: Why are you being so stubborn
about giving us your address?
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We're doing this to help you.
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People are very worried about you.
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You're sterile.
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And Carol's pregnant with Mike's baby.
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Just words.
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You see, I-I'm rubber, and you're glue,
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and whatever you say bounces
off me and sticks to you.
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So you're sterile.
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(laughs)
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See, now we're getting somewhere, huh?
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Laughter is the best medicine.
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No, I was just thinking
about your tiny penis.
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Carol told me all about it.
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Uh, so you know my
balls are huge, though.
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She said those are really small, too.
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I'm gonna have to talk
to Carol about this.
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And just so you know, I'm
proud of my little tea set.
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Yep, uh-huh, and by the way,
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you have a small penis. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, next subject.
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What is your freaking address in Akron?
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One-Sixth of an Inch Avenue,
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Tandy's Penis Is Tiny City, Ohio.
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(stammering): You know what...
you know what, where you live?
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You live on the intersection of, uh, uh,
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You Don't Know What
You're Talking About Street
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and, uh, uh, Mind Your
Own Business Boulevard.
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God! I don't know why you
don't want us to help you.
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We'll find your place.
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And by the way, my penis is way larger
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than one-sixth of an inch.
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Well, larger than one-sixth of an inch.
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ERICA: Surprise!
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GAIL: Oh.
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Uh, thanks.
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Oh, no, it's not an age-related gift.
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This is for your leg.
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Now, see, I didn't really
go to the age thing,
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but now that you say it, there it is.
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CAROL: Hey, Gail?
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Oh, you two are talking.
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Sorry. Don't want to interrupt.
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Oh, Carol, it's okay. Come hang out.
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CAROL: Oh, no.
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No, I just noticed that
you weren't at our house.
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Of course you're not,
'cause you're right here.
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(chuckles) Duh, Carol. Anyway,
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I didn't know if you had
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left, left, like, did you move out?
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'Cause you can. I mean, I don't own you.
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I just don't know if
I should strip the bed
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or whatever, just stop it, Carol!
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GAIL: Carol? Carol.
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I'm still staying in there.
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Oh, yeah? That's awesome.
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Sweet, all right. Cool, well, whatever.
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You know, just forget
I even showed up here.
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Rewind, right?
257
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,432
(makes rewinding noises)
258
00:10:18,468 --> 00:10:20,334
(rewinding noises continue)
259
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:24,772
(beeping)
260
00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:27,274
Okay. I know I'm still recovering,
261
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:30,411
but she's weirder than normal, right?
262
00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:32,880
I really can't tell anymore.
263
00:10:33,557 --> 00:10:34,882
TODD: So this is you, huh?
264
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,350
Ah, and just our luck,
265
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,853
she lived in a 19-story walk-up.
266
00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,283
Hey, Melissa.
267
00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:42,757
Thanks for telling us where you lived,
268
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,792
this is really gonna help us help you.
269
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:47,595
So, uh, this bringing back
some good memories or...
270
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:48,763
Todd?
271
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:51,732
You better come take a look at this.
272
00:10:51,768 --> 00:10:52,900
Ah, God.
273
00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:54,560
TANDY: I know.
274
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,803
I mean, first of all, she's dealing with
275
00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:56,804
the pain of adoption.
276
00:10:56,839 --> 00:10:57,805
And then, they don't let her
277
00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,141
into any of their family pictures.
278
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,742
How brutal.
279
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:03,644
Look what you made, you monsters!
280
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,146
Tandy, she's not adopted.
281
00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:06,313
(Melissa laughs)
282
00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:08,149
You know, Melissa, this is not funny.
283
00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:10,451
Okay? Why won't you let us help you?
284
00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,486
We need you to take us to your house.
285
00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:14,943
Good night.
286
00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:16,957
(door closes)
287
00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:18,831
MELISSA: Body in the bed.
288
00:11:19,672 --> 00:11:20,704
(body clunks on floor)
289
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:21,875
All clear!
290
00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,165
Not a very auspicious start.
291
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,435
Yeah, that's probably, uh, how
the Titanic felt, as well.
292
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,637
The movie, you know.
293
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:32,006
You know, second only to Avatar.
294
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,774
That's a pretty cool thing.
295
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,076
TODD: Tandy?
296
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,578
Tandy! Melissa's gone!
297
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,846
What? Where?
298
00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:41,015
Ju... come on! I-I... come on!
299
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,017
- TANDY: Where? Where?
- I don't know!
300
00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,518
TODD: Damn it, we lost her again!
301
00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:46,454
I'm stupid! This is getting ridiculous!
302
00:11:46,489 --> 00:11:48,956
Todd, don't panic, okay?
303
00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,825
Not to harp on the Titanic,
304
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,194
but there are solid
lessons to be gleaned there.
305
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,362
Now, you remember that string quartet
306
00:11:55,398 --> 00:11:57,832
and how calm they were
when the ship was sinking?
307
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,700
Tandy, they sank with the ship and died.
308
00:11:59,736 --> 00:12:01,135
Yes, in the movie.
309
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,037
But yeah, no, now I'm talking
about the actual event.
310
00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:04,638
Yeah, they died in that, too.
311
00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:05,973
Oh, they did now?
312
00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:08,776
Huh. Wait, Tandy, loo-look!
313
00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:11,879
Oh, my God, one of my billboards!
314
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:14,381
No, look at the picture.
315
00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:17,523
(whispers): Oh, my God.
316
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,206
TODD: Melissa?
317
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,326
Melissa?
318
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:26,961
Oh, hey, look at that.
319
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,964
(chuckling): Nice blazer.
320
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,932
- Blazer? I hardly knew her. Boom.
- Ah.
321
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,801
Okay, let's look for her desk.
322
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,469
Maybe we can figure out where she lives.
323
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,804
All right.
324
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,806
Talk to me, Chartres,
325
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,141
where'd you close those
mother friggin' deals?
326
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:46,314
Aha! Got it.
327
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,249
Got it, got it, got it.
328
00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:50,202
- All right.
- Okay, in order to find out
329
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:52,420
where she lives, we got to
get ourselves in the mindset.
330
00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:54,489
Okay, I'm on the phone,
I'm selling houses.
331
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,157
Got a big house on Baltic Avenue,
332
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,159
got a red hotel on Park Place.
333
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,095
Okay, trapped in a
high stakes bidding war,
334
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,063
this is gonna be a long day.
335
00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:04,165
Okay, coffee, coffee,
sale. Coffee, sale.
336
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,834
Sale, coffee. Sale, sale.
337
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,169
You know it's a good day when
you got more sales than coffees.
338
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,939
Okay, 5:00 rolls around,
the whistle blows,
339
00:13:10,974 --> 00:13:13,408
the foreman yells, "It's quitting time!"
340
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,176
You clean up your desk area.
341
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,678
I crop-dust my boss' office.
342
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,780
They never guess it's me,
'cause I'm a lady in a blazer.
343
00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:20,115
Head for the door.
344
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,616
But where do I go? Got it!
345
00:13:21,652 --> 00:13:22,851
- Hmm?
- Home.
346
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,020
But where is home?
347
00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:26,821
Oh, Tandy, I got it.
348
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,787
- (laughs)
- Of course!
349
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:30,004
She's a subscriber
350
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,760
to Modern Bathroom
and Kitchen magazine.
351
00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:33,695
It was right in front of
our faces the whole time!
352
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,130
This is gonna lead us right to her.
353
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,798
Now where are the most
modern bathrooms and kitchens?
354
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,133
New York City. Let's go.
355
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:40,669
- No, Tandy.
- Chicago?
356
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,537
- No, her address is on the magazine.
- Even better!
357
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,339
- New York or Chicago?
- It's Akron.
358
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:46,541
- Oh, that's handy.
- Yeah.
359
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:48,859
CAROL: Knock, knock, knock.
360
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:49,660
Hey.
361
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,479
Tortilla chip delivery.
362
00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:53,423
(chuckles) They're scoops, of course.
363
00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:57,052
Oh, Carol. I don't
need anything special.
364
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,520
Copy that, Gail.
365
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,024
You may have noticed
that I called you Gail?
366
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,693
Rather than Mom. (chuckles)
367
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:07,062
Because you are obviously not my mom.
368
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,631
And those silly adoption
papers that I drew up,
369
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,399
they were never official.
370
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,367
So...
371
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,454
Gail, just to clarify,
372
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,854
I think what happened is I said,
373
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,239
"Let's be mother and daughter."
374
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,482
And you were like, "You're serious?"
375
00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:23,845
And then you just ran with it
and I was like, "Gail, wait!"
376
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,580
But you were a runaway train.
377
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:30,018
(laughs) So just know, it
was always Goof City, USA,
378
00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:33,388
population: two ladies
who are not related.
379
00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,504
Yeah, okay.
380
00:14:35,966 --> 00:14:37,425
Want a jump?
381
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,426
What?
382
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,428
That burn should hold.
383
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,860
Here you go, just friend.
384
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,666
- Come on, toke it.
- (softly): What?
385
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:46,966
- Don't. Don't. Stop it.
- Yeah, come on, here you go.
386
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,269
Inhale, just relax.
387
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,773
- Just, go, be...
- Carol, I don't want the damn cigarette!
388
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,471
What are you doing?
389
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:54,776
What do you mean?
390
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,544
I mean, you're being so fake.
391
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,046
Why are you doing this?
392
00:14:58,081 --> 00:15:00,248
Because I don't want
you to leave me again.
393
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,704
(relieved sigh)
394
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,974
Whites.
395
00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:28,409
Yeah, this is her place.
396
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:29,811
TANDY (softly): Yeah.
397
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,412
TODD: Look at all this.
398
00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:39,311
Oh, thank God.
399
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:42,090
(voice breaking): We
got to figure this out.
400
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,291
We got to fix her.
401
00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:44,993
We will, okay?
402
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,495
The answer's in here somewhere.
403
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:50,874
We'll find it. We'll find it.
404
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,870
(through stereo): ♪ Together
we're gonna find our way ♪
405
00:15:57,669 --> 00:15:59,953
GAIL: What on earth are you doing?
406
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,901
Lock and popping.
407
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,215
Todd showed me how to do it.
408
00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,695
It's therapeutic.
409
00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:07,407
♪ To learn all about ♪
410
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,197
We need to talk.
411
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,441
(music stops)
412
00:16:13,011 --> 00:16:15,897
Look, I already know what's happening.
413
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,267
I scared you away
414
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,677
with my extreme Pilbasianity.
415
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,012
My whole life I've
been alienating people.
416
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,348
- Don't think I don't know it.
- Sweet pea,
417
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:29,153
the whole time I was
in that stupid elevator,
418
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,452
all I thought about was you.
419
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,987
You and
420
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,525
your grammar rules
421
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,827
and your glitter
422
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:40,197
and your extremely loud outfits
423
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,799
and all the stuff
424
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,634
that I didn't want to be a part of.
425
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,524
Of which you didn't want to be a part.
426
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,204
Yes! Ooh, see?
427
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,388
I hate that! Mm!
428
00:16:50,394 --> 00:16:51,542
But...
429
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:56,306
that's the woman that I want
to take a family photo with.
430
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,580
My...
431
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:00,970
daughter.
432
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,687
Wait, what?
433
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,557
Let's take your dumb-ass family photo.
434
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,359
Oh! Okay, well... oh, oh,
435
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,227
we do not have to wear the same outfit.
436
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,363
You know, I'll never
make you do that again.
437
00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:13,937
Carol.
438
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,751
It's a family photo.
439
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,710
Hey.
440
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,978
How's it going?
441
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,213
You find anything?
442
00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:32,660
All I found out was
how much I don't know.
443
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,551
I mean, look at all these pictures.
444
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,087
I've been in a relationship
with this woman for so long,
445
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,690
and I had no idea who she was.
446
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:42,535
You know, I... I never
knew that she minored
447
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,395
in graphic design or that...
448
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,552
she did missionary work in Uganda.
449
00:17:46,558 --> 00:17:47,865
Skydiving.
450
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,719
Had a Pomeranian.
451
00:17:50,492 --> 00:17:53,103
I mean, there's just a whole life here,
452
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,272
you know, that's just gone.
453
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,241
I'm realizing I never really knew her.
454
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,109
The way things are
going, I'm never, ever
455
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,487
gonna get a chance to.
456
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,913
(sighs)
457
00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:05,015
I'm starting to lose hope, bud.
458
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,784
Hey, I don't want to hear that.
459
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,782
You're the best person I know.
460
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,563
And if I was in Melissa's
situation, you're the person
461
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:14,203
- I'd want in charge of figuring it out.
- (footsteps approaching)
462
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:16,631
Morning.
463
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:17,908
Morning.
464
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:18,880
Morning.
465
00:18:50,152 --> 00:18:51,662
TODD: Melissa?
466
00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:53,591
What did you just do?
467
00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:54,998
What?
468
00:18:55,174 --> 00:18:56,940
Y-You just took a pill.
469
00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:58,669
Oh.
470
00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,670
Yeah.
471
00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:02,106
It-It was in your purse.
472
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:08,734
This?
473
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,739
Yeah.
474
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,449
C-Can you tell me what that is?
475
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,853
I don't know.
476
00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:19,481
Can-Can I have it? Please?
477
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,098
Only one left.
478
00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:33,670
Okay.
479
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,039
All right, let's get you home.
480
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:41,938
(sighs) Isn't this a gorgeous spot?
481
00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,609
This is where Tandy helped me
482
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,681
rediscover hope for the future.
483
00:19:45,883 --> 00:19:48,047
And subsequently where we performed
484
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:51,387
the loving act for five full minutes.
485
00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:52,689
Well, that's good to know.
486
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,658
It's been under five for a while now.
487
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,193
It's something we're working on.
488
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,280
TMI, Carol.
489
00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:58,770
Oh, "too minimal information"?
490
00:19:58,776 --> 00:20:00,030
(chuckles) Okay.
491
00:20:00,036 --> 00:20:02,636
Well, we've started doing this
thing where, when we disrobe...
492
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,867
Carol!
493
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,502
Let's do the photos.
494
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,071
Okay, say "limburger."
495
00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:09,783
- Burst mode!
- (camera shutter clicking rapidly)
496
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,077
Limburger, limburger,
limburger, limburger, come on!
497
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,513
BOTH: Limburger, limburger,
limburger, limburger,
498
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,048
limburger, limburger, limburger.
499
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:31,895
(clicks tongue, then sighs)
500
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,599
Eyes closed, mouth open.
501
00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:37,067
Carol, can you just close
your mouth for one second?
502
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,268
Geezy peezy,
503
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,771
Gail, you taking a nap? (chuckles)
504
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,105
Oh, that's nice...
505
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,047
(gasps softly)
506
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,619
Jiminy Glick.
507
00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:01,506
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