1 00:00:05,053 --> 00:00:08,489 The problem is, you're trying to meet men at work. It can't happen. 2 00:00:08,693 --> 00:00:11,526 - Why is that? - At work, you're all strong, smart... 3 00:00:11,733 --> 00:00:14,372 ...independent. Guys ultimately don't want equals. 4 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,086 If you want to meet a man... 5 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,801 ...you gotta go to bars, where they feel dominant. 6 00:00:19,013 --> 00:00:22,483 - Look at the idiots you meet. ELAINE: They're all idiots at night. 7 00:00:22,733 --> 00:00:24,769 They're controlled by... What is it? 8 00:00:24,973 --> 00:00:26,292 Dumb stick. I'm watching. 9 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:30,367 We're discussing Ally's relationships. I thought you'd be interested. 10 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,723 Ally only loves men who make her miserable. 11 00:00:33,173 --> 00:00:34,447 Bryan was too nice. 12 00:00:34,653 --> 00:00:35,722 He's got a knife! 13 00:00:36,213 --> 00:00:38,044 ALLY: That is so unfair. 14 00:00:38,293 --> 00:00:40,284 With Bryan, it was a lack of passion. 15 00:00:40,893 --> 00:00:42,485 We loved each other... 16 00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:44,724 ...but it was almost too comfortable. 17 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,044 Maybe there was something missing... 18 00:00:47,253 --> 00:00:48,766 ...or that thing that happens... 19 00:00:49,013 --> 00:00:51,049 ...when people look into each other's eyes? 20 00:00:51,253 --> 00:00:52,288 That thing. 21 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,043 We can watch it in slow motion. 22 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,809 I don't want to see that in slow motion. 23 00:01:02,053 --> 00:01:03,771 We might as well talk about Ally. 24 00:01:04,013 --> 00:01:06,129 Thanks, Ling, but I'm doing good. 25 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,167 You're crushed. We organized this slumber party to cheer you up. 26 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:12,086 - Psycho! - Ling? 27 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,449 You think I'm a desperate person, don't you? 28 00:01:14,653 --> 00:01:15,927 You're all desperate. 29 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:19,051 Gorgeous women, parties everywhere, you're dateless. 30 00:01:19,293 --> 00:01:20,123 That's pathetic. 31 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:23,331 You're lonely and desperate. Why can't you admit it? 32 00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:25,444 You're here. What are you? 33 00:01:25,693 --> 00:01:27,285 I have my Richard. 34 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,882 [WOMAN SCREAMS ON TELEVISION] 35 00:01:31,813 --> 00:01:33,371 VONDA SINGS: I've been down this road 36 00:01:34,813 --> 00:01:36,804 Girls' Night Out 37 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:41,052 Walking the line That's painted by pride 38 00:01:41,613 --> 00:01:43,888 And I have made mistakes in my life 39 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:47,808 That I just can 't hide 40 00:01:48,413 --> 00:01:51,007 Oh, I believe I am ready 41 00:01:51,253 --> 00:01:54,962 For what love has to bring 42 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,087 I got myself together 43 00:01:58,293 --> 00:02:02,525 Yeah, now I'm ready to sing 44 00:02:02,773 --> 00:02:05,924 I've been searching my soul tonight 45 00:02:06,173 --> 00:02:09,483 I know there's so much more to life 46 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:12,491 Now I know I can shine a light 47 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:16,089 To find my way back home 48 00:02:17,493 --> 00:02:20,883 Oh, baby, yeah 49 00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:23,926 Oh, yeah 50 00:02:41,613 --> 00:02:44,332 Okay, first up, before we start, Ally... 51 00:02:44,573 --> 00:02:46,450 ...I'm speaking for the firm... 52 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:49,526 ...our condolences over things with Bryan. 53 00:02:49,693 --> 00:02:51,172 We're all here for you. 54 00:02:51,373 --> 00:02:53,682 Thank you, Richard. I'm... 55 00:02:55,213 --> 00:02:56,726 - I'm fine. - Excellent. 56 00:02:56,973 --> 00:02:59,806 Moving on, John, Nelle, going up against... 57 00:03:00,053 --> 00:03:02,169 ...Renee and Georgia. Exciting. 58 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:04,131 Will the client be coming here first? 59 00:03:04,373 --> 00:03:06,728 No. We're meeting her at the courthouse. 60 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:09,766 I'm not comfortable with you being attracted to her. 61 00:03:09,973 --> 00:03:12,362 - John is. - I am not. I'm her attorney. 62 00:03:12,613 --> 00:03:14,968 Our relationship is purely professional. 63 00:03:15,293 --> 00:03:17,124 My mistake. 64 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:20,686 I have another announcement. 65 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:22,929 - Oh, God. - Oh, no. 66 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,971 I'm calling the first meeting... 67 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,289 ...of the Cage and Fish Women's Bar Association... 68 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,932 ...in my office at 11:00. 69 00:03:30,173 --> 00:03:31,367 FISH: What's this about? 70 00:03:31,613 --> 00:03:34,127 E.R.A.? Title Nine? Douche? 71 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:35,647 ELAINE: Ally? 72 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,202 Bryan's in your office. 73 00:03:37,453 --> 00:03:39,489 Uh-oh. 74 00:03:41,813 --> 00:03:44,646 - Bryan. - I'm sorry to intrude. I... 75 00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:47,692 Sorry for losing my temper and for the things I said. 76 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:48,888 You were hurt. 77 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:52,529 I was also confused, which I remain. Is there somebody else? 78 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,769 - No. - Then I don't get it. 79 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:58,371 It just isn't you, Bryan. 80 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,331 And for a while, I thought that it was, but... 81 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:04,370 Aren't you afraid of ending up alone? 82 00:04:04,573 --> 00:04:07,929 I'm more afraid of ending up with the wrong person. 83 00:04:08,173 --> 00:04:11,768 Whatever your mother said, when it's right, you don't always know. 84 00:04:11,973 --> 00:04:13,850 But when it isn't... 85 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:16,052 ...you do. 86 00:04:21,493 --> 00:04:25,088 I don't mean any disrespect, but I really do want a woman lawyer. 87 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,686 Only a woman. 88 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,652 Ling will handle the case, but... 89 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,048 ...as senior partner, I really should... 90 00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:34,448 It's just that this is really sensitive. 91 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:38,447 Well, let me assure you, Cindy, confidentiality... 92 00:04:40,173 --> 00:04:43,290 ...is everything here. Nothing leaves this room. 93 00:04:43,973 --> 00:04:47,204 Well, the company I worked for... 94 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:51,088 ...required employees to take a physical exam for insurance. 95 00:04:51,293 --> 00:04:53,523 It's an invasion of privacy, so I refused. 96 00:04:53,773 --> 00:04:57,049 I wasn't going to take the insurance, but it made them suspicious. 97 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:01,212 They insisted I take the exam. When I wouldn't, they fired me. 98 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,732 If you don't mind my asking... 99 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:05,652 ...what's the big problem with taking a physical? 100 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:07,491 Do you have some disease? 101 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:09,564 No. I do not have a disease. 102 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:11,645 Yeah, well. 103 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,366 This is the sensitive part. 104 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,764 Cindy, if we're to help you, we need to know the truth. 105 00:05:17,053 --> 00:05:19,886 Plus, everything you say to us we keep confidential. 106 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:23,250 We understand the delicacy of a person's privacy. 107 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:27,602 Well, see... 108 00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:29,967 ...I'm really a man. 109 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:33,884 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 110 00:05:34,573 --> 00:05:37,770 How could you be a man? You look so beautiful. 111 00:05:38,013 --> 00:05:39,241 And feminine. 112 00:05:40,013 --> 00:05:43,926 I've been on estrogen a long time. This is my real hair. 113 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:46,164 - My breasts are real too. - They are? 114 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:47,965 - Yes. - Can I touch them? 115 00:05:48,253 --> 00:05:51,370 - They're evidence. - I can spot a he-she a mile away. 116 00:05:51,613 --> 00:05:54,047 - There is no way. - The shots and the pills... 117 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:55,732 ...have softened my voice. 118 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:58,447 I don't grow facial hair, my skin is soft. 119 00:05:58,653 --> 00:06:01,087 I'm a woman in almost every way, except the one... 120 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:04,689 ...that would be discovered if I had to take that physical. 121 00:06:05,053 --> 00:06:06,645 Oh, so you have a... 122 00:06:06,853 --> 00:06:08,650 Wow. She's got a... 123 00:06:09,893 --> 00:06:11,724 Is this the sensitivity you spoke of? 124 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:14,493 Oh, no. I'm sorry. It's just not every day... 125 00:06:14,693 --> 00:06:18,003 ...you meet such a beautiful woman. - With her very own dumb stick. 126 00:06:18,453 --> 00:06:20,489 - Forget it. - No, no, no. Cindy. 127 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:25,284 No, no, no. You've told us. The worst part is over. 128 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:27,922 - You might as well let us help you. - Can you? 129 00:06:30,053 --> 00:06:32,248 How long have you worked for Myra Robbins? 130 00:06:32,453 --> 00:06:34,284 Almost three years before... 131 00:06:34,573 --> 00:06:35,767 ...well, that night. 132 00:06:36,013 --> 00:06:38,004 Why don't you tell us about that night? 133 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:42,206 We were trying to finish plans which we were on a clock to complete. 134 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:46,692 I'm sure it was after midnight. We were sitting side by side... 135 00:06:46,893 --> 00:06:48,531 ...and her arm brushed mine. 136 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:51,008 It could have been inadvertent, but... 137 00:06:51,653 --> 00:06:54,292 ...with Myra, nothing was ever really inadvertent. 138 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,569 GEORGIA: Describe what you mean by that. 139 00:06:56,813 --> 00:06:58,644 Myra Robbins is a gifted architect. 140 00:06:58,893 --> 00:07:01,407 - And an unabashed sexual predator. - Objection. 141 00:07:01,613 --> 00:07:03,569 It's a lay opinion, judge. 142 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:06,207 Counsel should refrain from commentary. 143 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:08,927 The objection is overruled. Move it along. 144 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,448 What happened next? 145 00:07:10,653 --> 00:07:11,881 Her arm brushed mine... 146 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:15,130 ...and when she brushes an arm, it's with sexual intent. 147 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,484 - Objection. - Just tell us what happened next, sir. 148 00:07:18,853 --> 00:07:20,969 Well, I looked at her. There was... 149 00:07:21,213 --> 00:07:23,602 I was feeling a little chemistry. 150 00:07:24,253 --> 00:07:27,802 She then brought her hand to my... 151 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:30,725 ...my, uh... 152 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:31,922 ...groin area. 153 00:07:33,173 --> 00:07:37,052 She began to fondle me a little, and I, well... 154 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:43,051 I apologize. 155 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,522 - What happened then, Chris? - We made love. 156 00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,924 GEORGIA: There in the office? CHRIS: Right there. 157 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:55,411 Then about a month later, she again wanted to have relations. 158 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,084 I felt this pressure. It became impossible to work. 159 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,688 GEORGIA: So you left. - Yes. 160 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:04,731 - The sex you had was consensual. - I don't deny that. 161 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:07,489 In fact, once she touched you... 162 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:11,248 ...where she touched you, you then became the aggressor, didn't you? 163 00:08:11,493 --> 00:08:13,404 Well, I feel it was pretty mutual. 164 00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:15,604 Did any of your clothes get torn? 165 00:08:15,813 --> 00:08:17,371 - Objection. - Sustained. 166 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:19,882 She didn't threaten to fire you, did she? 167 00:08:20,093 --> 00:08:22,812 No. But I just felt pressure. 168 00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:25,442 - To have sex with her? - That's right. 169 00:08:27,893 --> 00:08:28,962 How awful. 170 00:08:29,213 --> 00:08:30,248 Objection. 171 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,529 Suppose I were interested? 172 00:08:34,613 --> 00:08:35,602 Would you sue me? 173 00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:37,445 Objection! 174 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,964 - We'll get an injunction. - In open court? 175 00:08:40,213 --> 00:08:42,249 No one will hear about your penis. 176 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:46,890 We'll argue your right to privacy, claiming mandatory physicals are... 177 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:48,885 ...an invasion of that right. - Are you sure? 178 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:51,044 I'm sure we can fight the battle... 179 00:08:51,253 --> 00:08:52,891 ...without mentioning your... - Dickey. 180 00:08:53,173 --> 00:08:55,687 Ling? Excuse me. The meeting is starting. 181 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:58,045 I'll see you in court. 182 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,291 - Hello. - Hello. 183 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,686 I'm very nervous about this. 184 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,446 Trust us. 185 00:09:09,093 --> 00:09:12,244 This kind of subject matter, it's why I got into law. 186 00:09:17,613 --> 00:09:21,083 I was thinking about our little discussion last night... 187 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:24,763 ...and I began to agree with Ling. We're pathetic. 188 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:25,962 Why are we pathetic? 189 00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:31,241 We agree that a personal life is more important than a professional life. 190 00:09:31,453 --> 00:09:34,331 And yet we devote every waking moment to work... 191 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,125 ...either here or home. 192 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:41,329 How can we have the same success personally as professionally... 193 00:09:41,573 --> 00:09:44,451 ...when we don't put in a fraction of the time or effort? 194 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:47,571 I don't prioritize a personal life. I don't even want one. 195 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:51,601 Don't sour on men because of one bad relationship with a funny little man. 196 00:09:51,853 --> 00:09:53,684 It's not that. I mean... 197 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,929 ...what's the goal? To get married? Yuck. 198 00:09:56,173 --> 00:09:59,563 Half end in divorce, half end up with kids. Do we want that? 199 00:09:59,813 --> 00:10:02,930 To have our breasts swell up with milk so a sniveling baby... 200 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:06,728 ...can suck them dry so they'll sag like two big, wet mounds of tissue... 201 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:09,083 ...with no hint of their original character? 202 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,927 This meeting isn't about motherhood, Nelle. 203 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,652 It's about recognizing... 204 00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:19,281 ...life is more rich with a partner. 205 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,611 I don't agree it needs to be a man. Women make better partners... 206 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:26,691 ...for everything except sex. And as for sex, yuck. 207 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,965 - What's your point, Ally? - My point is... 208 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:32,733 ...if we're serious about taking control of our lives... 209 00:10:32,973 --> 00:10:35,646 ...we have to become proactive in finding a life partner. 210 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:38,481 A plan. Do you have one, or not? 211 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,883 Not exactly yet. 212 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:44,125 We want to meet good, eligible men. 213 00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:47,285 I thought I would go talk to a good, eligible man... 214 00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:50,292 ...and try to ascertain how he would go about... 215 00:10:50,493 --> 00:10:52,165 ...meeting smart, eligible women. 216 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:57,244 You know an eligible man? If so, why aren't you throwing yourself at him? 217 00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:02,046 Although he's not my type... 218 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:05,082 ...Mark Albert is eligible... 219 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,608 ...and seemingly normal. Let me pick his brain. 220 00:11:07,853 --> 00:11:09,081 Oh, please. 221 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:13,531 I'll talk to Mark, we'll reconvene. We are resolved to becoming proactive. 222 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,045 Meeting adjourned. 223 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:20,842 - Hi. - Richard! 224 00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:23,567 I fell. I couldn't right myself. 225 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:27,442 Ling? Snapple? I'm not comfortable with you being part of a manhunt. 226 00:11:27,693 --> 00:11:32,448 Don't worry, Richard. I won't be looking for anyone like you. 227 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,253 I'm surprised. I thought you didn't need a man. 228 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,013 - I don't. - Well, then, what's this about? 229 00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:40,044 I want one. 230 00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:45,245 I like that. 231 00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:47,246 Yeah. 232 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:05,003 - Hi. - Hello. 233 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,888 I'm Mark Albert. I'm one of the lawyers here. 234 00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:09,811 - Cindy McCauliff. - I know. 235 00:12:10,253 --> 00:12:12,562 Richard told me about your thing. 236 00:12:13,573 --> 00:12:16,167 Oh, Mark. Hi. Hello. 237 00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:18,332 When you get a second... 238 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,689 ...could I talk to you later? 239 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:21,809 Sure. 240 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,643 - Richard told you about my what? - Your case. 241 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:29,851 I admire your testosterone, taking a stand like this. 242 00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:32,607 - What's wrong? - What else did Richard tell you? 243 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,283 That, and you're against mandatory physicals. 244 00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:38,451 Right, so now you're suddenly in here saluting me. 245 00:12:38,693 --> 00:12:39,887 Somehow I doubt that. 246 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,090 You busted me. I don't care anything about your case. 247 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,766 I'm really just curious. 248 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,692 - Let me tell you something... - Are you seeing anyone? 249 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:54,890 - I beg your pardon? - I know I shouldn't be hitting on you. 250 00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:57,772 You're a client of the firm, but you're so cute. 251 00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:59,486 What can I say? I'm a man. 252 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:03,411 Cindy, come on. We gotta run. 253 00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:08,370 - Can I call you? - I don't think that's a good idea. 254 00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:10,809 Where does that fall between yes and no? 255 00:13:12,053 --> 00:13:13,372 I have a court appointment. 256 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:16,488 I forgot my bag. 257 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:26,169 - How'd I just do? - Lf a girl doesn't say no, it's yes. 258 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,846 Pursue. 259 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,846 He's extremely attractive. 260 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:34,211 We were working long hours in very close proximity. 261 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,524 I also sensed he was attracted to me. 262 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,891 - How did you sense that? - He's male. 263 00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,846 JOHN: Yes. Ms. Robbins, so, what happened? 264 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,768 You were attracted to him, sensed he was male... 265 00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:48,646 ...and you just decided to have sex with me? 266 00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,047 [STUTTERS] 267 00:13:50,253 --> 00:13:52,244 Him? With that man? 268 00:13:52,493 --> 00:13:54,370 Him? Okay, let me rephrase. 269 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:58,168 We were two consenting adults acting out a very horny moment. 270 00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:00,444 Did you ever put pressure... 271 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:06,123 ...on him to have relations with you again? 272 00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:08,841 I let him know the opportunity was there... 273 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,726 ...but I never put pressure on him. Then he quit. 274 00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:14,806 Do you think he did so to make a financial killing... 275 00:14:15,013 --> 00:14:17,652 ...by exploiting these absurd sexual harassment laws? 276 00:14:17,853 --> 00:14:19,491 - Objection. JOHN: Withdrawn. 277 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,891 Ms. Robbins, you heard the plaintiff talk about this terrible pressure? 278 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,407 And that's ridiculous. 279 00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:28,332 My firm is not a sexually charged arena in any way. 280 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:31,724 It's about the work. I let him know I was interested. 281 00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:35,443 He said he wasn't. Work went on, and then he quit. 282 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:38,367 Have you had relations with other assistants... 283 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,165 ...who worked for you? - Two. 284 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,292 You had affairs with three assistants? That's a pretty high rate. 285 00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,849 Not really, considering since I was 1 6... 286 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,362 ...every man I've met wanted to sleep with me. 287 00:14:49,613 --> 00:14:52,446 - You're proud of that? - I'm proud I've never used it... 288 00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:56,527 ...as currency. But when I meet a man I want, I have no problem asking... 289 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,008 ...just like I've been asked thousands of times... 290 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:02,364 ...and just like I've been free to say no, so are they. 291 00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:04,450 That was an excellent response. 292 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,248 I'd like my client to repeat it, in case any of the jurors missed it. 293 00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:12,332 All right. Withdrawn. 294 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:16,566 So, Ms. Robbins, as president of your firm, you see no problem... 295 00:15:16,773 --> 00:15:21,244 ...with making sexual advances to assistants, secretaries, employees? 296 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,842 I see a problem with coercion, yes. 297 00:15:24,093 --> 00:15:27,005 With making an advance, no. 298 00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:31,083 You were brilliant. I think the jury was completely with you. 299 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,690 She testified she has no problem making sexual advances to employees. 300 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,691 - That's what this... - That doesn't mean they're harassed. 301 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,412 I know you're drawn to her. 302 00:15:40,613 --> 00:15:43,923 - But you've got to be a good lawyer. - I am being a good lawyer. 303 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,805 Her testimony made their case. 304 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,652 It was negligent of you not to prepare her better. 305 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,722 This case is going the way I want it to. 306 00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:56,692 Don't talk to me like that in front of the bosom. 307 00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,810 The cl... cl... c... 308 00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:00,850 Coney Island. The client. 309 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,802 John, they're trying to make her out as a sexual predator. 310 00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,083 She just declared herself to be one. 311 00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:10,849 Now, good lawyering, at this point, would be trying to settle. 312 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:13,243 If you'll excuse me, Myra. 313 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:17,842 - Nelle thinks we should settle. - Is she right? 314 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:24,128 - Strictly under the law, our case... - I mean, about you being drawn to me. 315 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:27,402 Are you? 316 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,246 There's nothing wrong in admitting it, John. 317 00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:37,647 Perhaps nothing futile in it either. 318 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:41,242 When I brushed your arm in the courtroom... 319 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:44,047 ...were you wondering whether it was inadvertent? 320 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,448 IN A HIGH VOICE: I think we should concentrate... 321 00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:51,808 I think we should concentrate on the case. 322 00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:56,847 Okay. 323 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:00,241 The Bill of Rights... 324 00:17:00,573 --> 00:17:04,646 ...guarantees the right to privacy. She has a Second Amendment right... 325 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,572 ...to defend herself against unreasonable searches... 326 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:09,889 ...in violation of the Fourth Amendment. 327 00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:14,092 I'll exercise my First Amendment to say so. First, Second and Fourth. 328 00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:15,931 It's all there, judge. 329 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,203 What the hell are you talking about? 330 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,766 I think I can interpret. 331 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,362 Why? You represent the other side. 332 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:24,686 I've been up against Mr. Fish before. 333 00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:27,965 The more you understand what he's saying, the better my chances. 334 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,646 Objection. Move for cause. 335 00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,170 An employer can't force a person... 336 00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:34,682 ...to take a physical if she waives insurance. 337 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,161 An insurance physical... 338 00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:39,649 ...is say "ah" and cough. - Lf she doesn't want the insurance... 339 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,890 - She has something to hide. - Even if that were the case... 340 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,489 ...it's her thing to hide. I'm not saying she has a thing... 341 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:49,002 ...to hide. I'm saying, even if she did... 342 00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:51,609 ...Fourth Amendment, judge. Cause. 343 00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:55,567 Look, if she wants to waive insurance, you can't force her. 344 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:59,726 - I'm granting the injunction. - I'm sure Mr. Fish has more to say. 345 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:04,848 Thank you. The problem, Your Honor, as technology continues to improve... 346 00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,647 Mr. Fish, you've won. 347 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:11,084 Oh. Excellent. Thanks. 348 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,485 - Eligible men? - Yeah, where do they go to meet women? 349 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,082 Well, the Neanderthals just want to meet models. 350 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,882 The educated professionals just want to meet models. 351 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,251 All men want to meet models? 352 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:27,168 They're tall, sophisticated, beautiful. They don't speak. 353 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,369 Are you playing with me again? 354 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:33,401 No. A friend of mine owns a bar. Twice a year, he has Models' Night. 355 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:37,202 The place is packed with men, but the models never show. 356 00:18:37,453 --> 00:18:41,241 Models don't want to compete, so it's a total bust. 357 00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:45,042 Thank you. That was a lovely story. None of it was helpful. 358 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:48,248 - What? - What a perfect idea. 359 00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:54,683 - I won. Easy, a snap. - Congratulations. 360 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,652 - I used that amendment thingy? - The Constitution. 361 00:18:57,893 --> 00:19:00,646 We're going to the bar to celebrate. Want to join us? 362 00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:04,568 - Sure. - Actually, it's been a long day. 363 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:07,486 Nonsense. I'll check my messages, then we'll go. 364 00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,610 Don't let her get away, Mark. 365 00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:22,890 [VONDA AND RENEE SING] 366 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:34,806 Oh, gonna put it in the want ads 367 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:39,729 - I need a love that's true - Gonna put it in the want ads 368 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:42,851 My man and I are through 369 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:45,851 - Models' Night? - I arranged it with the bar owner. 370 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:46,889 How did you do that? 371 00:19:47,213 --> 00:19:50,205 Our firm does so much business here. He thinks it's a great idea. 372 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:53,371 The models attract the men, but there won't be models? 373 00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:58,812 They never show. According to Mark, no women do. It's only guys and us. 374 00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,204 Don't you feel ridiculous doing this? 375 00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,402 I'm for it. 376 00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:05,366 What a shock. You probably bought new kneepads. 377 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,491 Georgia, you haven't weighed in yet. Are you looking? 378 00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:12,288 I looked while I was still married. That's how I met your father. 379 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:16,526 Oh, yeah. Thank you for reminding me. 380 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,412 You just don't give up. 381 00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:22,931 What? If you said no, but so far, all I'm getting is reservation. 382 00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,731 What's the most important thing in a relationship? 383 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:31,326 You have to dance with me once before you get to ask a question like that. 384 00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:35,724 All right. Let's dance. 385 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,927 - What's going on here? - I don't know. 386 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:44,528 You don't suppose he likes it, do you? 387 00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,042 Her, Richard. Her. 388 00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:48,885 You know what I meant. 389 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:52,889 JOHN: Sexual harassment laws were designed to protect women. 390 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,169 Myra? Hello. Hi. 391 00:20:57,693 --> 00:20:59,331 Just working on my closing. 392 00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,007 I do it barebreasted. 393 00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:02,732 Footed. 394 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:07,732 John, I came to apologize for being so forward. 395 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,252 No. Were you forward? 396 00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:13,203 Very. You probably think I'm some sort of nymph. 397 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,161 No, I don't. 398 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:19,652 Actually, I have become rather forward over the years. 399 00:21:19,893 --> 00:21:23,442 Men that approach me are either wolves or hockey players... 400 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,326 ...and well, the shy ones that I'm attracted to... 401 00:21:28,213 --> 00:21:30,932 ...they're intimidated. 402 00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:34,532 I never get asked out by the nice guys. 403 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:37,249 Well, that's too bad. 404 00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:39,484 I wish I knew some. I'd introduce you. 405 00:21:39,773 --> 00:21:42,845 I know this is a professional relationship... 406 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,329 ...and you want to keep it that way. So I'm sorry for before. 407 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,285 No, I... It's... I... 408 00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,522 Okay, but... 409 00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:53,526 [NOSE WHISTLES] 410 00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:56,521 - Did you say something? - Nope. 411 00:21:58,573 --> 00:21:59,483 Good night. 412 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,242 Good night. 413 00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:04,724 [NOSE WHISTLES] 414 00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:09,524 - Are you making tea? - No, I'm... Would you like some tea? 415 00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:13,363 [WHISTLES] 416 00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:18,327 I can see that you're still a little nervous. 417 00:22:19,613 --> 00:22:21,365 Why don't we...? 418 00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:25,845 Why don't we just finish the case and maybe get tea after? 419 00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:28,892 Okay. That'd be great. 420 00:22:29,253 --> 00:22:30,527 Great. 421 00:22:32,453 --> 00:22:34,125 Good night. 422 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,722 I'd really like to get some of that tea now. 423 00:22:54,893 --> 00:22:57,805 - Can I walk you home? - Don't push it. 424 00:22:58,053 --> 00:23:00,521 I'm not asking to come in. 425 00:23:00,973 --> 00:23:02,531 Just to walk you home. 426 00:23:07,613 --> 00:23:09,331 I'm penile psychic. 427 00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:12,212 Something's up, and I'm not talking about hers. 428 00:23:12,453 --> 00:23:13,488 I should tell him. 429 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,527 There's one thing I know about men. They hate that kind of surprise. 430 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,202 We promised her confidentiality. 431 00:23:20,453 --> 00:23:21,806 - Your point? - Richard. 432 00:23:22,053 --> 00:23:25,363 There's no value to a secret if you can't repeat it. Fishism. 433 00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:26,767 The woman has a penis. 434 00:23:27,013 --> 00:23:28,924 You will not say a word. 435 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,452 Look at them, Ling. 436 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,332 You slept with her? 437 00:23:57,573 --> 00:24:01,009 - Why didn't you call me? - I need you to take this seriously. 438 00:24:01,253 --> 00:24:02,732 I committed an infraction. 439 00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:06,409 - She's a client, it was wrong. - Think she'll sleep with you again? 440 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:10,805 It's why we started our own firm, to reap the fruits of our own clients. 441 00:24:11,053 --> 00:24:12,725 - Do you like her? - I think I do. 442 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:16,204 Everything's worth it if the heart says so. Woody Allenism. 443 00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:17,932 What's going on? 444 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,088 - Uh... - Well... 445 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:20,931 Nothing. 446 00:24:23,453 --> 00:24:26,809 - How was your night? - What do you mean? 447 00:24:27,493 --> 00:24:31,327 Well, you and Cindy seemed a little tight on the dance floor. 448 00:24:32,613 --> 00:24:33,841 She's great. I... 449 00:24:35,773 --> 00:24:39,163 - She's great. - You know me when it comes to honesty. 450 00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:43,964 Usually, I'm not for it. But well, how do I say this? 451 00:24:44,213 --> 00:24:46,932 - Why don't you just say it? - Okay. 452 00:24:47,413 --> 00:24:51,565 I think it's wrong for you to date her. She's a client. 453 00:24:51,773 --> 00:24:54,446 - The case is over. - The other side will appeal. 454 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:56,570 It seems every time I turn around... 455 00:24:56,773 --> 00:24:59,412 ...you have your finger in an associate's kneepit. 456 00:24:59,613 --> 00:25:02,286 A little kneepit's gonna look good once you see... 457 00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:05,849 - See what? - Mark, it's Cindy. 458 00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:07,321 She's really a... 459 00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:12,003 ...virgin. - Can I ask you something? 460 00:25:12,253 --> 00:25:15,131 If we were talking in the unisex, what would happen? 461 00:25:15,573 --> 00:25:18,167 I'd turn around, and Cindy would be there. 462 00:25:18,373 --> 00:25:19,726 Flush, flush. 463 00:25:21,093 --> 00:25:22,526 Cindy. Hey. Hi. 464 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,530 - How dare you. - I didn't tell him. 465 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,325 You were about to! 466 00:25:30,013 --> 00:25:31,571 - I was just... - You had no right. 467 00:25:31,813 --> 00:25:34,407 - Mark is my friend. - I've had boyfriends before. 468 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:35,932 Things have been fine. 469 00:25:36,773 --> 00:25:38,764 They have? Wait, how? 470 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,450 I tell them I'm Catholic. 471 00:25:42,693 --> 00:25:45,526 Catholic girls have penises? Because I thought... 472 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:47,729 I say I'm against premarital sex. 473 00:25:48,453 --> 00:25:50,489 What other kind of sex is there? 474 00:25:51,213 --> 00:25:54,330 - Never mind. - No, Cindy? 475 00:25:54,573 --> 00:25:58,202 I gave you my word I wouldn't tell, and I'll honor that. 476 00:25:58,453 --> 00:26:01,251 But it's difficult for me to watch Mark get hurt. 477 00:26:01,453 --> 00:26:04,684 - Why would he get hurt? - Oh, no, I'm sure he'll brag... 478 00:26:04,893 --> 00:26:07,043 ...to his buddies, "We play Jack in the Box." 479 00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:10,763 I did not take that physical because of that kind of bigotry. 480 00:26:10,973 --> 00:26:12,770 You want to call me a bigot, fine. 481 00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:16,722 - But you're misleading Mark. - I will tell him when the time comes. 482 00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,322 I hope the time comes before your secret does. 483 00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:22,331 Guys don't like sleeping on someone else's wet spot. 484 00:26:25,173 --> 00:26:26,162 I like that. 485 00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:30,844 I will tell him when I am ready. You stay the hell out of it. 486 00:26:33,733 --> 00:26:35,132 I like that. 487 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,603 If this were a man pressuring a female employee to have sex... 488 00:26:43,013 --> 00:26:45,971 ...you would deliberate for 30 seconds. 489 00:26:46,253 --> 00:26:49,165 Of course, it's sexual harassment. It's textbook. 490 00:26:49,613 --> 00:26:51,843 So why is this different? 491 00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:55,324 Just because the offender is a woman? 492 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:58,491 She is asking you to apply a double standard. 493 00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:00,883 She wants all the opportunities of a man... 494 00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,448 ...but doesn't want to play by the same rules. 495 00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:05,372 Where does it say... 496 00:27:05,613 --> 00:27:08,730 ...that since you're a woman, you get to break the law? 497 00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:11,571 Why should it be different? 498 00:27:23,453 --> 00:27:25,489 Because it is different! 499 00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:32,931 Women have been sexually victimized for hundreds of years. Men haven't. 500 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:35,767 Men are physically dominant. Women aren't. 501 00:27:35,973 --> 00:27:39,522 Women battle daily the bigotry of being reduced to sexual objects. 502 00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:42,333 Men don't. It's different. 503 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:44,524 And here's the other reality. 504 00:27:44,773 --> 00:27:48,004 We may all want to be too politically correct to admit it... 505 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:50,932 ...but when a woman like that sexually propositions... 506 00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:53,602 ...a man like me, him... 507 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:59,131 ...do we really think of him as harassed? 508 00:27:59,493 --> 00:28:02,724 Were you all going, "Poor guy"? Or were you trying... 509 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:06,204 ...to make eye contact with her, hoping you'd get a chance? 510 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,011 It's different. 511 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:12,405 Sexual harassment law was designed to protect women. 512 00:28:12,653 --> 00:28:15,645 It's a fact. And now it's being exploited by this man... 513 00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:18,890 ...who wants to get a judgment because she slept with him? 514 00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:22,085 Talk about getting to have your pie and eat it too. 515 00:28:22,373 --> 00:28:24,125 The reason he's rolling the dice... 516 00:28:24,373 --> 00:28:28,127 ...with this lawsuit is because he figures you'll condemn her. 517 00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:32,123 Not because he was really harassed. Please. 518 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,164 He knows you know he wasn't. 519 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,450 But because he also knows sexually forward women... 520 00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:39,166 ...are scorned by this society. 521 00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:42,929 The man is Don Juan. The woman's a slut. 522 00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:45,931 The guy's prolific. The girl's a tramp. 523 00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:48,966 We do not approve of women who want sex. 524 00:28:49,213 --> 00:28:53,570 If Hillary Clinton had a session with an intern, she wouldn't be running. 525 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,526 The Democrats would have put in Warren Beatty. 526 00:28:56,773 --> 00:29:00,925 This country puts the scarlet letter on women who lead with their libidos. 527 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:05,968 We discriminate against them. And that is just what he's betting on. 528 00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:10,646 He's in here arguing there shouldn't be double standards? 529 00:29:11,133 --> 00:29:14,489 Ha! Let me repeat the "ha!" 530 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:20,322 A double standard is exactly what he's hoping you'll apply here. 531 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:25,332 Yeah. There sits a victim. 532 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,525 Say it with me. 533 00:29:30,173 --> 00:29:32,084 Please. 534 00:29:46,413 --> 00:29:49,132 According to our sources 535 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:52,046 The street's the place to go 536 00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:56,252 'Cause tonight, for the first time 537 00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:59,166 Just about half past 10 538 00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:02,530 For the first time in history 539 00:30:02,773 --> 00:30:06,527 It's gonna start raining men 540 00:30:06,773 --> 00:30:08,491 It's raining men 541 00:30:24,773 --> 00:30:26,843 Hallelujah, it's raining men 542 00:30:36,813 --> 00:30:39,008 Ling, honey? I don't know these people. 543 00:30:39,253 --> 00:30:42,051 Just go with it. Variety is the spice of life. 544 00:30:42,653 --> 00:30:45,326 Looks like Mark's in for a little variety later. 545 00:30:48,453 --> 00:30:51,968 And she did what she had to do 546 00:31:21,453 --> 00:31:22,488 Excuse me, folks. 547 00:31:22,693 --> 00:31:24,206 Can I have your attention? 548 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,290 Can I have your attention? 549 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:29,522 MAN: Hey, come on. 550 00:31:30,773 --> 00:31:31,762 BRYAN: Thank you. 551 00:31:32,013 --> 00:31:32,809 MAN: What's the deal? 552 00:31:33,013 --> 00:31:35,607 One of my colleagues told me that a few women... 553 00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:38,964 ...were setting up the pretext of a Models' Night to meet men. 554 00:31:39,213 --> 00:31:41,363 A bit on the cheeky side, I thought, but... 555 00:31:41,773 --> 00:31:46,005 ...seems you're having a grand time. We should thank Ally McBeal... 556 00:31:46,253 --> 00:31:49,131 ...the organizer of the event. Let's hear it for Ally. 557 00:31:58,173 --> 00:32:01,051 Truth be told, Ally and I just split up a couple of days ago. 558 00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:06,007 Breaking up can be very painful, but I'm happy to see you're coping. 559 00:32:10,413 --> 00:32:11,732 Carry on. 560 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:38,522 John, hi. 561 00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:42,851 Myra. I thought we were meeting at the courthouse. 562 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:45,653 I was on this side, so I thought we'd walk together. 563 00:32:45,893 --> 00:32:46,723 Great. 564 00:32:47,293 --> 00:32:48,408 What's your feeling? 565 00:32:48,613 --> 00:32:51,332 Oh, no, I feel great. 566 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,085 Yeah. No regrets. 567 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,971 I meant about the verdict. 568 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,449 Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. 569 00:32:59,693 --> 00:33:03,049 On a strict application of the legals, we're vulnerable... 570 00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:04,766 ...but the jury seemed with us. 571 00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:10,963 If we win, I know a quiet little restaurant we can go to celebrate. 572 00:33:11,213 --> 00:33:13,408 Oh, actually, I have a date tonight. 573 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,008 Oh, you have a date. 574 00:33:16,773 --> 00:33:19,128 We could do it another time. I'd love it. 575 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,528 Sure. Okay. 576 00:33:22,653 --> 00:33:24,450 Oh, John, did you...? 577 00:33:26,493 --> 00:33:28,927 No, I... You know, we made love the other night... 578 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,722 ...and I was just... You know, was it just S-E-X? 579 00:33:33,253 --> 00:33:35,721 - Yes. - Okay. 580 00:33:36,813 --> 00:33:38,132 I'm sorry, I... 581 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:42,526 I really like you, and I'm very attracted to you, but I... 582 00:33:43,213 --> 00:33:45,932 I don't see the two of us as a couple. Do you? 583 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:49,405 A couple? No, no. What, are you kidding? I'm just... 584 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:53,328 No, I just... It was a dinner to celebrate. I thought... 585 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:57,646 - A woman would be lucky to have you. - Well, I'm not even looking for that. 586 00:33:57,893 --> 00:34:02,330 I was just... I just still have some oats to sow... 587 00:34:02,533 --> 00:34:04,763 John? Oh, Myra. Hi. 588 00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:06,082 Hi, Nelle. 589 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,609 Clerk called. Jury has a verdict. 590 00:34:08,853 --> 00:34:11,321 Let's go then. Excellent. Okay. 591 00:34:23,093 --> 00:34:25,732 I thought public speaking made you nervous? 592 00:34:25,973 --> 00:34:28,168 I thought you weren't a fan of orgies. 593 00:34:33,253 --> 00:34:36,325 The girls and I had a pajama party the other night... 594 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,366 ...ostensibly to cheer me up after my breakup with you. 595 00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:42,969 And we started to talk about how hard it is... 596 00:34:43,173 --> 00:34:46,006 ...to meet men. And I got swept up in this proactive... 597 00:34:46,213 --> 00:34:47,931 ..."take charge of your life" thing... 598 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:50,931 ...and that's when I organized this little... 599 00:34:52,653 --> 00:34:54,211 ...evening out. 600 00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:57,971 I'm not sure that it warranted your little performance... 601 00:34:58,213 --> 00:35:03,810 ...but it was disrespectful to you and your feelings... 602 00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:07,363 ...and I apologize. 603 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:11,521 Well, we're not together anymore. You don't owe me any explanations. 604 00:35:13,013 --> 00:35:14,128 True. 605 00:35:15,533 --> 00:35:18,923 But I'm not here trying to wiggle off the meat hook. 606 00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:23,729 I'm here to say that I never meant to trivialize my relationship with you. 607 00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:25,521 Or... 608 00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:27,931 ...my love... 609 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,046 ...for you. 610 00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:35,130 I think that I was so intent to look forward... 611 00:35:35,373 --> 00:35:39,525 ...I didn't realize it was because I was afraid, in part, to look back. 612 00:35:43,293 --> 00:35:45,932 What you saw on the dance floor... 613 00:35:47,573 --> 00:35:50,133 ...wasn't what I was feeling inside. 614 00:35:51,373 --> 00:35:52,647 You should know that. 615 00:35:54,013 --> 00:35:55,128 Got it. 616 00:35:57,773 --> 00:35:58,683 Um... 617 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,727 Bye. 618 00:36:06,613 --> 00:36:07,932 Bye. 619 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,732 Has the jury reached its verdict? 620 00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:13,049 - We have, Your Honor. - What say you? 621 00:36:13,293 --> 00:36:17,366 In the matter of Melnick vs. Robbins, on the count of sexual harassment... 622 00:36:17,573 --> 00:36:20,485 ...we find in favor of the defendant. - Thank God. 623 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:24,522 JUDGE: Jury, this completes your service. You're dismissed. 624 00:36:24,813 --> 00:36:26,212 We're adjourned. 625 00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:29,849 - Thank you both so much. - I must admit, I'm surprised. 626 00:36:32,813 --> 00:36:36,362 So we will get that celebration dinner some night? 627 00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:38,532 Absolutely. 628 00:36:38,733 --> 00:36:41,293 John, you were fabulous. 629 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,001 Oh, I guess the jury used some common sense. 630 00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:46,131 I meant the other night. 631 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,163 Oh. 632 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,288 [NOSE WHISTLES] 633 00:36:48,493 --> 00:36:52,645 Do you think that maybe we could relive our evening together sometime? 634 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,524 I'm not that kind of guy. 635 00:37:00,293 --> 00:37:01,612 Somehow I guessed that. 636 00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:06,522 Thank you. 637 00:37:38,013 --> 00:37:43,212 If you go, then I'll be blue 638 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:49,002 'Cause breaking up is hard to do 639 00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:53,126 - Can I ask you something? - Anything. 640 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,324 What made you attracted to me? 641 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:57,282 Well... 642 00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:02,404 ...I have a thing for beautiful, complicated women. 643 00:38:02,653 --> 00:38:05,531 - What makes you think I'm complicated? - A hunch. 644 00:38:10,773 --> 00:38:13,731 Mark, there's something you should know. 645 00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,527 I have a past. 646 00:38:16,893 --> 00:38:20,932 - We all do. - Yes, but mine's rather distinguished. 647 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,927 - What, you got a criminal record? - No. 648 00:38:24,893 --> 00:38:29,125 But I used to be kind of a different person. 649 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,732 Look... 650 00:38:31,373 --> 00:38:33,250 ...can we just go out a few times... 651 00:38:33,493 --> 00:38:36,724 ...before we start revealing who we used to be? 652 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,327 Yes. 653 00:38:38,933 --> 00:38:41,925 The truth is, I like a girl with a secret or two. 654 00:38:43,813 --> 00:38:45,531 You're gonna love me. 655 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,730 That is so gross. 656 00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:03,763 If I used to be a man, would that change how you feel about me? 657 00:39:03,973 --> 00:39:06,441 Oh, of course not, cupcake. 658 00:39:07,853 --> 00:39:09,332 I'd vomit. 659 00:39:29,053 --> 00:39:30,042 John? 660 00:39:31,213 --> 00:39:32,692 Ally, hi. 661 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,722 - What you doing? - Oh, just, you know... 662 00:39:37,973 --> 00:39:41,852 ...collecting errant thoughts, coming down after the trial. 663 00:39:42,093 --> 00:39:44,766 Oh, yeah. Congratulations. I heard you won. 664 00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:47,243 Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty routine. 665 00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:50,845 How about you? You doing okay? 666 00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:52,532 Yeah. 667 00:39:53,773 --> 00:39:56,765 I miss you. Our talks. 668 00:39:58,253 --> 00:39:59,845 I miss you too. 669 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:04,166 Well, maybe one night this week we can go out and catch up. 670 00:40:04,373 --> 00:40:05,601 That'd be great. 671 00:40:05,813 --> 00:40:08,725 Yeah, that's... That's great. 672 00:40:14,853 --> 00:40:16,332 John? 673 00:40:17,293 --> 00:40:20,046 Remember when we danced up here in the office? 674 00:40:21,013 --> 00:40:22,332 Yes. 675 00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:24,686 Would you dance with me again? 676 00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:28,890 I'm not sure why, but I just feel like I could use it. 677 00:40:30,413 --> 00:40:34,326 Well, actually, I could use it too. 678 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,244 ALLY: I have a friend who refuses to get a pet... 679 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:06,168 ... because he says in the end they die, and it's just too hard. 680 00:41:06,493 --> 00:41:09,053 Maybe it's the same for relationships. 681 00:41:10,373 --> 00:41:11,931 I don 't know. 682 00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:04,802 OLD LADY: You stinker! 683 00:42:05,853 --> 00:42:06,842 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 684 00:42:07,013 --> 00:42:08,002 [ENGLISH SDH]