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O-M-G! Here she is, my producer!
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I'm the host of my very
own breakfast show.
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She just threw up on
the Health Minister!
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It's all right, Nikkii,
Nikkii. It's okay.
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I'm sorry if that upset you, but
you are the Minister for health.
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Do you feel uncomfortable
being around sick people?
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Oh, snap!
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What's going on with you and Vincent?
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Well, like, I love him.
Of course I love him.
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Just like a... second-best friend.
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Pete Pete? Pete Barnett?
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- Yep.
- I'm a big fan.
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Have you thought about
developing stuff for TV?
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Oh...
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No, breakfast TV's not
really Pete's thing.
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Oh, forget breakfast.
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I like this guy.
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We should have a meeting.
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You were not happy about Jack and Lily.
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If you want her in your life, Pete,
you have to decide to get over her.
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The bathroom needs a
bit of work, but look,
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I thought this could be a...
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..home office.
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- Would that be good for this?
- Yeah, no.
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This would be... perfect for that.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod & PetaG -
www.addic7ed.com
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(WHISPERS) Honey. Babe.
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- Hmm?
- Sorry. Sorry.
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Hey, do you know where the keys are?
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Try my jacket pocket.
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(KEYS JANGLE)
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The Wrong Girl 2x03
Sep 07, 2017
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So, tonight with my brother,
it starts right on six.
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Well, as he said, be there
by six or don't bother.
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I'll be there at 5:45.
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It's just,
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my family get a little narky
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about punctuality,
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about most things, in fact,
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so don't take anything personally.
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It'll be fine.
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Have you seen my earrings anywhere?
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MIMI: Um, excuse me, Jack,
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I didn't know if you liked
your smalls folded or...
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Uh, no firm position on
that, but thanks, Mim.
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Whereas my family are totally normal.
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(SCOFFS)
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Another 24 hours and we could
get the okay for our own home.
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I hope so.
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Is knocking not a thing anymore?
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Relax.
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I've actually seen you both naked.
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- So, Jack's brother's a barrister?
- Mm-hm.
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MIMI: Oh, that is so unfair!
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Why do some families get all the talent?
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Thanks, Mum.
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I don't understand
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why we're suddenly people who go
walking to nowhere and back again.
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For health and well-being.
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To spy on your son.
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Hang on, is that Alice?
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What are they doing together?
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They're just mates, or so says he.
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When did this happen?
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Your work drinks.
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Oh, but he hasn't said a word.
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They do look cute together.
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If you were the Daily Mail,
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would you call that
flirting or just dallying?
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Canoodling.
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I can't be a party to this.
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Shame on you both. I'm going to work.
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I thought you already got
the sack from this job.
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You can't remember how to button
your shirt but you remember that?
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I remember you whingeing about it.
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But you get it to work
with Lily again, eh?
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No, separate, actually.
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Different show, different producer.
I'm developing something.
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I'm sure you are.
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All right, we're going.
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Yeah. We have to drop by
the hardware on the way.
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What? We're late for your
appointment. I have to get to work.
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And I have to get pop rivets.
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I'm working on Mimi's front porch.
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I'm sure you are.
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ANTHONY: Look, you'll probably need
to rewire in a couple of years,
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but this has got fantastic bones.
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LILY: Okay...
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But what are you doing at the house?
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Jack asked me.
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She is a real beaut.
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It's the perfect family home.
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Well, we are not there yet.
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Look, I've gotta run,
sweetheart. Love you.
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- Hey, office buddy.
- Hey.
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Aren't you supposed to be in a
brainstorming meeting with Jeremy?
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Oh, that's the consolidating and
cogitating session after lunch.
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In the mornings, I shadow.
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So apart from friendship, what
else is he paying you for?
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Oh, that's a good question.
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(CLUB MUSIC)
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So, you follow, observe and absorb,
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and when the show's ready, we pitch.
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Ahh...
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I assume you tell him like you tell me
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and everybody else what
you really think of TV.
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Uh-huh.
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To me, TV is the nicotine
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that keeps consumers smoking
the advertising cigarette.
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- And?
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
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I just don't see...
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You'll get a development retainer
and half the creator profits.
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I admit I was quick to sell my soul,
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but in my defence, I got a way
better price than I expected.
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I'm super happy for you both.
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Really? Because you
seem kind of annoyed.
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Do you want me to quit?
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NIKKII: Alice!
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Almond only from downstairs.
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The almond up here is sweetened.
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Up here I drink skim. Got it?
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No.
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Don't quit.
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I need all the moral support I can get.
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Is she actually a host now?
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Australia's number one host
amongst 18 to 35-year-olds.
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That is terrifying.
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- PB!
- Ahh!
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Ha-ha! J.
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PB&J!
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Like the American sandwich.
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Yummy.
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How's the house hunting going?
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Yeah. I know all.
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The bank called me to make
sure you actually work here.
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That's a pretty hefty
loan on your salary.
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Jack must be doing some
heat and eat commercials.
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No, we'd be going 50-50.
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I mean, yeah, he's handling the
majority of the deposit but...
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What could go wrong?
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Your room awaits, squire.
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Right next to mine!
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Hang on!
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Was that why I was moved?
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You're in my office?
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Oh, it's more a project space.
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You can't be creative in an office.
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You've got a bean bag?
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- Yeah!
- Whoa.
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So you got the changes.
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We're doing the burkini thing.
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The bikini thing?
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An aquatics centre kicked out
a couple of girls in burkinis.
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We're going with that instead.
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What about the equal pay hot button?
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Run it next weekend.
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Hell, run it 2049.
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It's not going anywhere.
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Anyway, who do we get on?
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I say firebrand sheikh
versus nationalist leader.
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Isn't that a little inflammatory?
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Yes.
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- Pete. Thought lab in 10.
- Right. Gotcha.
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Hey, so buying a house, huh? Congrats.
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It's not done yet.
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It's more like a financial investment.
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Wow, that's genuine
grown-up right there.
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Yeah, nothing says adult like
35 years of insurmountable debt.
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So what's the place like?
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- We've only looked at one.
- Mm.
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It's beautiful. Big.
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- Nice, big kitchen for Jack.
- Nice.
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How we've changed, huh?
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Remember back in the day
you used to say that
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all you need to feel at
home was a scented candle
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and the complete set of Jane Austen?
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I can still have Jane Austen.
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Now it's all, like, guest
rooms and swimming pools.
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You know what? I need to be in
producer mode now, so as co-workers,
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we should probably establish
a work-nonwork chat barrier
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at, like, reception.
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- Okay. Are you angry
- So...
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about the office or the...
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- ALICE: Lil.
- Because...
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Lynn Price from the Reserve
Bank's lined up and ready to go.
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Oh, sorry, yeah, change of plan.
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Can you get me a list
of Islamic councils?
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Okay.
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Has Vincent mentioned anything
to you about him and Alice?
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Sorry, I feel a little uncomfortable.
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Is this a work chat or...?
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- Ooh! Oh, no. Please.
- Ooh. Can I...?
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- Thanks.
- Go.
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Okay. What about... A Night in the Life.
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We switch a devout Muslim
girl with a tattooed club rat
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and follow them for the night.
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No.
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On so many levels.
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One note, Pete.
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Creativity flows best in a
"yes, and..." environment.
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Yes, that's offensive, and it's
also completely impractical.
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Yes, I'm at the beach,
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wearing, like, a J Crew
shoulder tie one piece
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with a cute little straw boater,
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and Alice is next to me in a burkini.
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It's not exactly how you play the game.
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What are you doing at the beach?
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I can't think of everything, Lily!
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You know what?
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I want to know what Pete thinks.
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Oh, I'm just...
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..I'm just shadowing Jeremy.
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You are a fresh perspective.
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Um, well, I guess what
you're trying to do
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is highlight the absurdity of
finding arbitrary differences
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in people's headwear,
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then that could be interesting.
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Yes. That is exactly it.
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- Thank you, Pete.
- You're welcome.
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Top work, PB.
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That's how we 'yes, and'.
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So, Lily and Alice, you get on to guests
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and Pete's gonna write the segment.
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Pete?
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Unless you want me on guests, Lily.
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Yes, Mariam.
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I completely understand
it's a sensitive area.
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Okay, let me check.
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ALICE: Lil, what about this one?
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Too skinheady.
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I want conservative, not extremist.
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What's it like?
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My guest won't commit
unless she gets a sense of
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- if it's going to be...
- Shh, sss, ss!
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Probably needs, like, a language tweak.
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This is perfect.
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Go, Pete! Can I keep him?
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Day one, already proving his worth.
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I have one note.
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I have just coloured this hair.
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Nothing is touching it unless
it's covered in shea butter...
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You read. Alice! You model.
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I need her.
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We haven't booked any guests.
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You'd better get a
wriggle on. It's after five.
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What about this one? Glenda Westhouse.
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She's the head of the
Australia United Movement.
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She's pro-gun, anti-sharia.
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She doesn't have any links to
any white supremacist groups.
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Well, at least on her website anyway.
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You worried you can't find
a guest to match her?
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Mariam will more than match her.
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If she agrees.
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She will.
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Shit, I've got to go.
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You call me as soon as
you've booked her in.
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Yeah. Lil, I haven't actually checked.
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Great work, Alice.
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No, but I haven't actually...
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(KNOCKS) Knock, knock.
261
00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:18,778
Everything okay?
262
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:23,538
Each of these mics belonged
to one of the greats.
263
00:10:23,638 --> 00:10:25,218
Graham, Bert.
264
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,138
The tall, skinny one's Don, of course.
265
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,198
I watched them every week growing up.
266
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,658
I just loved them.
267
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,498
Lonely kid in the arse end of
Geelong, dreaming a dream.
268
00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:37,898
I know everyone is excited
about Nikkii, Eric,
269
00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,258
but this is still your show.
270
00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:44,778
It's called obsolescence, Lily,
and it happens to us all.
271
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,218
(SIGHS)
272
00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:48,418
I can't vomit on a guest.
273
00:10:48,518 --> 00:10:50,698
I don't have the gag reflex.
274
00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:53,018
You just do you, Eric.
275
00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:55,658
That is more than enough.
276
00:10:55,798 --> 00:10:58,138
I've gotta go. I'm meeting
Jack's brother, but...
277
00:10:58,238 --> 00:10:59,698
Oh, yes, you and Jack.
278
00:10:59,838 --> 00:11:01,778
You guys are buying a house together.
279
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,058
Okay, how do you know that?
280
00:11:03,158 --> 00:11:04,258
Jeremy told me. Um...
281
00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:05,658
And I think it's great!
282
00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:07,478
Good on you. Seriously.
283
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,398
Don't choose career
284
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,018
over the person you want to
spend the rest of your life with.
285
00:11:12,118 --> 00:11:13,118
Trust me, I know.
286
00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,498
- We're not there yet, so it's...
- Wait... Won't be long.
287
00:11:16,638 --> 00:11:19,538
I mean, you've already ticked
off numbers three and five
288
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,018
of the six signs.
289
00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:22,618
Six signs? What six signs?
290
00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:25,698
We did the segment two
Valentine's Days on the trot.
291
00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:27,858
The six signs he's going to propose.
292
00:11:29,518 --> 00:11:31,398
- I don't rem...
- Yes!
293
00:11:31,478 --> 00:11:33,778
Number one, he says, "We're a team."
294
00:11:33,878 --> 00:11:36,178
Number two, he increases his touch.
295
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,578
Three, you meet family.
296
00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:39,538
Four, he gets a new jewellery box.
297
00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:40,818
"Are you free, Mr Humphries?"
298
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:41,818
"I'm free!"
299
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,578
"Oh, vicar!"
300
00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:44,858
It's coming back to me.
301
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:45,858
Yes, remember?
302
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,938
Five, you guys buy a house together.
303
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:51,058
And six, secret meetings with your dad.
304
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:53,118
All the pieces are fitting
together, aren't they?
305
00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:54,118
No.
306
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:56,938
I can tell by the look on your
face that maybe they are.
307
00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,857
- Hey!
- Hey.
308
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:06,657
I just got abused by some idiot who
blamed me for her flowers wilting
309
00:12:06,797 --> 00:12:09,937
after I expressly told her not
to mix them with daffodils.
310
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,217
- Hey, Alice.
- Hiya.
311
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:13,257
Just making some spag bog.
312
00:12:13,397 --> 00:12:14,937
- Want some?
- Uh, spag bog?
313
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:16,197
Spag bol.
314
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,417
Uh, no. It's spag bog.
315
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,657
Ooh, I'm 100% sure it's spag bol.
316
00:12:20,797 --> 00:12:23,337
All right, then, I'll make
some spaghetti bolognese.
317
00:12:23,437 --> 00:12:24,757
Would you like some?
318
00:12:24,837 --> 00:12:26,497
Um... no.
319
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:28,337
- It's okay. I've got plans.
- Sure? Sit down.
320
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,297
Nah. No, um, uh...
321
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:32,257
But have fun.
322
00:12:32,357 --> 00:12:33,257
(LAUGHS)
323
00:12:34,397 --> 00:12:36,577
Look, Mariam, I can't give
you the talking points,
324
00:12:36,717 --> 00:12:38,857
but I promise you we
won't discuss Syria.
325
00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:41,297
We won't even touch Syria, yeah?
326
00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:45,757
Sean, this is Lily. Lily, Sean.
327
00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:46,757
So pretty.
328
00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,477
Oh, thanks.
329
00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:51,117
So, I hear you're a documentary maker.
330
00:12:51,197 --> 00:12:52,117
Oh, I'm...
331
00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:57,657
working on something else at the
moment, but I'm... trying to get...
332
00:12:57,757 --> 00:12:59,017
She's got some great ideas.
333
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,397
So there is one thing that
I've got to know straight up
334
00:13:01,537 --> 00:13:03,297
if you're serious about
seeing my brother...
335
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,537
Who's your football team?
336
00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:08,017
Uh, Lily's not...
337
00:13:08,117 --> 00:13:09,757
Bulldogs.
338
00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:10,857
Massive Doggies fan.
339
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:15,177
- Hey, hey, hey. Sorry, sorry.
- Hey, it's Dad.
340
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:17,417
- Hey!
- Hey, love the shirt.
341
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,177
Well, thanks.
342
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:21,117
We've got a bachata lesson.
343
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,577
There's a Dominican
dance hall up the road.
344
00:13:22,717 --> 00:13:25,457
- Wow.
- She's been fed. New nappy.
345
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,117
- She should crash soon.
- (WHISPERS) Hello!
346
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:31,197
- Here's Daddy.
- Hello! Hello!
347
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:35,257
- Okay, you guys go have fun.
- Okay, we will...
348
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,617
- Bachata the shit out of it.
- Bye, Manisha.
349
00:13:37,757 --> 00:13:40,257
See ya. See ya, Mummy. See ya, Mitchell.
350
00:13:40,357 --> 00:13:43,137
Bye. Mmm.
351
00:13:43,237 --> 00:13:44,477
(PHONE RINGS)
352
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,897
Hold this.
353
00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:49,017
It's Aunty Lily.
354
00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,017
Keep it short.
355
00:13:50,157 --> 00:13:52,217
I'm on a date with a bubbly,
red-headed yoga teacher.
356
00:13:52,317 --> 00:13:53,257
Are you really?
357
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,337
(CLEARS THROAT) Is this
about the office situation?
358
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:58,937
No, I need talking points
on the Bulldogs. Go.
359
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,777
Okay. Who's better,
Bontempelli or Johannisen?
360
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:03,777
I... I don't understand
what you just said.
361
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,337
All right. Just say, "Oh,
what about Bob Murphy?"
362
00:14:06,477 --> 00:14:08,497
It works with any
inflection, doesn't it?
363
00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:13,657
Oh, there you are.
364
00:14:13,797 --> 00:14:15,397
I was gonna have to
send in a search party.
365
00:14:15,477 --> 00:14:17,117
Sorry. Just powdering my nose.
366
00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:19,417
Yes, I've heard about you... producers.
367
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,577
No. Oh, no, no. No,
no. I'm not into that.
368
00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:24,497
Don't worry. I won't drag
him back into that world.
369
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,577
Into what world?
370
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,937
Just kidding. We know.
371
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:31,117
- My God, do we know.
- Yeah, okay. Thank you.
372
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:37,757
So, speaking of the Bulldogs,
what about Bill Murphy? Hey?
373
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,117
Bob Murphy.
374
00:14:40,237 --> 00:14:45,537
The nickname my dad and I
gave him was old Billy Murphy.
375
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,777
- That's what I...
- Oh, it's just sickening.
376
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,857
- How do you get more beautiful?
- (SQUEALS)
377
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,657
- (LAUGHS)
- Hi!
378
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,017
Look at you! Stunner.
379
00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:56,017
Jack. Winters.
380
00:14:56,157 --> 00:14:57,977
- What are you...
- (SQUEALS)
381
00:14:58,577 --> 00:14:59,497
Mmmm.
382
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:03,197
What are you doing here?
You're in Montpellier.
383
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,537
Yeah, yeah, I got back last month,
384
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:06,937
and Sean wanted me to know
what a big deal he is now.
385
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,937
Says Miss I've Got More Michelin
Stars Than I Have Nipples.
386
00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:11,657
I could have three nipples.
387
00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:13,817
- Oh, does she?
- (GIGGLES)
388
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,117
Oh. Oh, sorry, hi.
389
00:15:16,257 --> 00:15:18,217
- Yeah, this is my partner, Lily.
- Yeah, hi.
390
00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:20,337
- So great to meet you.
- Yeah, oh, no.
391
00:15:20,437 --> 00:15:21,897
G... Gillian. Gillian.
392
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:25,257
The world's best pastry chef, Gillian.
393
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:26,697
- Hi.
- Oh, I like her.
394
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:28,117
Look at you.
395
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:29,477
Someone's got a type.
396
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,457
- Ha! (LAUGHS)
- Subtle.
397
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:37,537
So, um, please tell me that you're
back here to... open up a patisserie?
398
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,617
Uh, kind of.
399
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:43,217
Um, actually I've been asked back
to do a taping for a cooking show.
400
00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,137
- Oh, congratulations.
- Believe it or not, yeah.
401
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,337
If you've got any tips?
402
00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:51,217
Jack has all the tips, but if
you're after a specialist taster,
403
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,217
I'm your gal.
404
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,137
Ohh! (GIGGLES)
405
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,697
I wasn't too crash hot on it
either, but you were furious.
406
00:15:58,797 --> 00:15:59,857
Yes, he flipped the plate.
407
00:15:59,997 --> 00:16:02,977
It wasn't a plate. It was a lazy Susan.
408
00:16:03,117 --> 00:16:05,577
- Whatever it was, Mum was not happy.
- (LAUGHS) So crazy.
409
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:07,897
I'm fine with water, thank you.
410
00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:09,397
Good for you.
411
00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:11,017
And for the rest of us.
412
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,257
What are you gonna do now?
413
00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,937
Well, I'm back at the restaurant, but...
414
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:16,537
I'm just glad you got off
that show you were on.
415
00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:18,857
You said I was an idiot for leaving it.
416
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,457
For leaving TV, not the show.
417
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:23,397
You enlightened an entire country
just by making a few vol-au-vents
418
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:24,697
and flashing your dimple.
419
00:16:24,837 --> 00:16:27,037
No one's made a vol-au-vent
since 1987, mate.
420
00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:28,537
All I'm saying is that
421
00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:30,897
there are plenty of other
cooking shows out there.
422
00:16:30,997 --> 00:16:32,757
You two haven't changed a bit.
423
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,337
You have.
424
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:38,117
Last time we were all together, all
it was was screaming and teas.
425
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:44,137
- And that was just you.
- (LAUGHS)
426
00:16:44,277 --> 00:16:48,217
So, Jack and I, we met at
a restaurant in the CBD
427
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:49,617
- and I was the sous-chef...
- (PHONE RINGS)
428
00:16:49,757 --> 00:16:51,257
and he was this
nonchalant little upstart
429
00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,337
who thought that he
could do better, but...
430
00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:56,037
So sorry. I have to get this. It's work.
431
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:57,397
Sorry. Excuse me.
432
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,777
Mariam? Hi.
433
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,657
That show you're dissing, it's hers.
434
00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,137
Yeah, but it was crap.
435
00:17:03,237 --> 00:17:04,397
Just tone it down a little bit.
436
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:06,457
I'm just glad you got
off it when you did.
437
00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:07,897
Why, what are they doing?
438
00:17:07,997 --> 00:17:09,337
Here, I've got the promo.
439
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:13,697
Some sensationalist crap
about banning burqas.
440
00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:15,657
Seriously, how does that help anybody?
441
00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:20,137
I know it seems a bit crass
442
00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,217
but the promos are just
there to bring people in.
443
00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:24,937
- What kinds of people?
- I promise it'll... it'll be fair.
444
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:26,777
Both sides of the story.
445
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,617
But there aren't two sides
of the story, are there?
446
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,537
There's a person being
attacked for their religion
447
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:31,977
and another person doing the attacking.
448
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:33,257
The show starts conversations.
449
00:17:33,357 --> 00:17:34,257
Yeah, so does Aunty Susie,
450
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:36,337
but that doesn't mean
people need to hear them.
451
00:17:36,437 --> 00:17:38,697
Okay. I'm...
452
00:17:38,797 --> 00:17:41,217
gonna leave you guys to catch up.
453
00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:42,217
I... Yeah.
454
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:43,657
- Ah, don't...
- No, it's...
455
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:45,617
Honestly, no, it's fine.
456
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,897
I really... I have to get
up early for the show.
457
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:49,217
Well, I'll be watching.
458
00:17:50,497 --> 00:17:51,617
It's so nice to meet you.
459
00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,657
Thank you. You too, Gillian.
460
00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,417
Hey, Lil.
461
00:17:57,517 --> 00:17:58,697
Do you want me to come with you?
462
00:17:58,797 --> 00:18:00,697
No, no. It's fine.
463
00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:04,657
Stay. Catch up with your brother and
chat about the show with Gillian.
464
00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:07,057
- Look, he... he didn't mean to say...
- No, it's okay. I don't...
465
00:18:07,157 --> 00:18:09,757
disagree with him on this one.
466
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,297
And I told you about Gillian.
467
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:14,117
Yes, you did. But thank
you for checking anyway.
468
00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,137
She's really nice.
469
00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:18,577
You've got good taste.
470
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:19,777
Yes, I do.
471
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:22,297
All right.
472
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:24,457
So, I've been waiting for a moment.
473
00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:27,397
We got a letter today.
474
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,377
Oh, wow. There it is.
475
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,457
We're buying a house!
476
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:36,057
Yeah, I guess we are.
477
00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:47,879
They were cooking spag bog together.
478
00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:49,778
It was very sensual.
479
00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:52,438
Really? Pasta just makes me bloated.
480
00:18:52,538 --> 00:18:54,598
There's definite URST between them.
481
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,918
MURST, even.
482
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:58,958
Massive Unresolved Sexual Tension.
483
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:01,778
At least, I don't think it's resolved.
484
00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:02,778
Can it be resolved?
485
00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:06,758
According to the doctors, not so much.
486
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,998
It doesn't need to be... resolved
487
00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:13,058
to be... resolved, does it?
488
00:19:13,138 --> 00:19:14,278
All done, Mims.
489
00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:15,558
Oh, thanks, Ivan.
490
00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,198
Yeah, you shouldn't
have any more leakage.
491
00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:23,158
Ivan, do men only enjoy sex if
they arrive at their destination
492
00:19:23,258 --> 00:19:25,558
or can they enjoy the journey?
493
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,558
I think I'm unprepared
for this conversation.
494
00:19:29,658 --> 00:19:30,558
(DOOR CLOSES)
495
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,358
Lil, hi.
496
00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:34,298
- Ivan. Hi.
- Oh!
497
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:36,058
How was he?
498
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,718
Terrifyingly brilliant.
499
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:42,078
He speaks exclusively in pithy
catchphrases that are at once witty
500
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,418
and insightful.
501
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:44,878
He also hates me.
502
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,278
Well, he can't be that bright.
503
00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:48,438
Mind you, he loves Gillian.
504
00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:49,478
Who's Gillian?
505
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:50,478
Gillian Tremain.
506
00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:54,118
Jack's sexy, international
award-winning, croissant-making ex.
507
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:55,698
Googling now.
508
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,798
Sav blanc?
509
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,118
I'm still working.
510
00:19:58,218 --> 00:19:59,918
Oh, yeah, she's hot.
511
00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:00,918
Oh, dear.
512
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:03,518
It's like the whole package, isn't it?
513
00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:05,918
LILY: All I'm asking is you
don't make your mind up
514
00:20:06,058 --> 00:20:08,698
until you come in tomorrow
and we talk face-to-face.
515
00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:11,198
Thank you so much.
516
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:12,958
No, thank you, Mariam. No, I really...
517
00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:14,878
I really appreciate it.
518
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,358
It's gonna be great.
519
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,118
Okay, see you then.
520
00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:21,998
Is everything okay?
521
00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:26,198
Thanks for having us stay, Mum.
522
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:27,838
It's okay, sweetie.
523
00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:29,276
It's been wonderful.
524
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:33,338
Can I just ask, with Dad,
525
00:20:33,478 --> 00:20:37,558
did you suspect he was up to
anything before he proposed?
526
00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:41,118
No. Totally blindsided.
527
00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,198
There were no signs?
528
00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:44,478
At all?
529
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:48,078
Well, in retrospect, but... uh...
530
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:51,758
at the time, oblivious.
531
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:54,638
Why, you don't think Jack...?
532
00:20:56,158 --> 00:20:57,158
Maybe.
533
00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:59,418
Oh, what are you gonna do?
534
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,558
I want to be with him, but this is big.
535
00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:06,358
You know?
536
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,878
How did Dad do it?
537
00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,998
Hotels, mainly.
538
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:14,558
I think there was a hostess at a
bathroom at the airport at Changi
539
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:16,338
- but I can't be certain...
- What?
540
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:20,358
Darling, look, I... I so don't want
to tell you how to run your life,
541
00:21:20,498 --> 00:21:24,638
but in my experience, once a
cheater, always a cheater.
542
00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:26,158
Is it the Gillian person?
543
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,238
What? I meant propose.
544
00:21:28,338 --> 00:21:31,278
I think Jack is going to propose.
545
00:21:31,378 --> 00:21:32,878
That's terrific!
546
00:21:32,978 --> 00:21:34,338
It's terrifying.
547
00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:35,918
- Why?
- Why!?
548
00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:40,798
We just had a conversation where
you admitted your entire marriage
549
00:21:40,938 --> 00:21:43,598
was punctuated with
infidelity and deception.
550
00:21:43,698 --> 00:21:44,838
No, that was just us.
551
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,718
No. Grandma and Grandpa.
552
00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:48,238
Nan and Pop.
553
00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:51,338
Uncle Glen and Lucy.
554
00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:52,998
Uncle Glen and Trish.
555
00:21:53,138 --> 00:21:54,438
- Uncle Glen...
- Okay.
556
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,058
All divorced.
557
00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:58,718
Erase this conversation.
Strike it from the record.
558
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,158
No, wait, wait, wait.
559
00:22:00,298 --> 00:22:02,598
Darling, we weren't a
team, your dad and I.
560
00:22:03,978 --> 00:22:07,718
Well, I mean, we did, we had
good times, we had ambitions.
561
00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:09,838
They were very different ambitions.
562
00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:11,798
Your dad went to work, I stayed at home.
563
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,398
We weren't a team.
564
00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:15,798
Plus, he couldn't stop his penis
565
00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:18,078
from falling into all these other women.
566
00:22:19,378 --> 00:22:21,198
It was mainly the team thing.
567
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,438
That went well.
568
00:22:31,858 --> 00:22:33,918
He wants to come for a drink
after you work tomorrow.
569
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,638
He does or you do?
570
00:22:42,078 --> 00:22:43,798
What's Gillian's TV idea like?
571
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,358
Good.
572
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,078
Actually, she asked me to do a
guest spot on a test filming.
573
00:22:49,178 --> 00:22:53,158
That'll be fun. Do you want to?
574
00:22:53,258 --> 00:22:56,118
I don't know. Would you mind?
575
00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:58,078
No, not at all.
576
00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:03,998
- Are you disappointed in me?
- What?
577
00:23:04,138 --> 00:23:06,718
You told Sean I'm still
making documentaries.
578
00:23:08,578 --> 00:23:10,438
I'm proud of whatever you do.
579
00:23:14,298 --> 00:23:15,718
We're a team.
580
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,978
(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
581
00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:21,798
(WHISPERS) Do you know
where the keys are?
582
00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:23,278
Try my jacket pocket.
583
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,558
(KEYS JANGLE)
584
00:23:38,738 --> 00:23:41,058
SIMONE: Morning!
585
00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:42,598
Big night?
586
00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:44,558
Um...
587
00:23:44,658 --> 00:23:45,838
Nup.
588
00:23:47,698 --> 00:23:51,518
Oh, right, Alice starts
work at, like, what, 3:00 am.
589
00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:52,918
She didn't stay.
590
00:23:53,018 --> 00:23:54,238
Oh.
591
00:23:56,418 --> 00:23:57,478
You all right?
592
00:23:57,578 --> 00:23:58,478
Mm-hm.
593
00:24:00,098 --> 00:24:02,598
You don't seem all right. You're
doing that weird clipped thing.
594
00:24:02,698 --> 00:24:04,518
I'm absolutely fine.
595
00:24:04,618 --> 00:24:06,278
(MUMBLES) You don't seem... fine.
596
00:24:06,418 --> 00:24:09,198
Well, I'm not fine now because you
keep telling me how not fine I am.
597
00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:11,058
Okay.
598
00:24:13,378 --> 00:24:14,598
It was the sex, all right?
599
00:24:14,698 --> 00:24:15,878
If you want to know, it was the sex.
600
00:24:15,978 --> 00:24:18,558
I froze up, I freaked out and so...
601
00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:21,918
Which is so frustrating
because I was good at it.
602
00:24:22,058 --> 00:24:24,238
And I know how that sounds.
I don't want to sound...
603
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,158
I was good in bed, and now...
604
00:24:29,618 --> 00:24:32,518
'Cause what's the point in a
relationship, in any relationship,
605
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:33,518
if you can't...
606
00:24:35,218 --> 00:24:37,338
I can't... I don't wanna
talk about it. I'm sorry.
607
00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:38,338
I've gotta go to work.
608
00:24:46,947 --> 00:24:48,747
Hey. How did it go with Jack's brother?
609
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:51,387
- Fine.
- Yeah?
610
00:24:52,209 --> 00:24:54,069
Did you see the burkini package?
611
00:24:54,113 --> 00:24:55,173
Yeah.
612
00:24:55,464 --> 00:24:56,644
Looks like you hit the ground running.
613
00:24:57,961 --> 00:24:58,861
Okay, are you...
614
00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:01,141
are you positive you're not
angry about me being here?
615
00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:02,301
- Angry?
- Yeah.
616
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:03,541
Why would I be angry?
617
00:25:03,681 --> 00:25:05,781
I've only spent the last
eight years here working,
618
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,541
trying to develop my own
projects and you swan in,
619
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:10,781
- taking my office, no less...
- I didn't know it was your office.
620
00:25:10,921 --> 00:25:12,781
Yeah, and you get handed
one on a silver platter.
621
00:25:12,921 --> 00:25:14,021
You're the one who put it on a platter!
622
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,101
Exactly.
623
00:25:15,201 --> 00:25:16,461
And you rejected my offer,
624
00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:18,101
only to go and work on
the exact same idea
625
00:25:18,241 --> 00:25:20,821
- with the guy trying to steal my job.
- No, no, not the exact same...
626
00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,541
No, in fact, it's quite
a different idea.
627
00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,001
You said you don't know what it is.
628
00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:25,741
I know that it's its own
show and not a segment.
629
00:25:25,841 --> 00:25:26,781
On a show you hate.
630
00:25:26,921 --> 00:25:27,941
- No, I didn't say that.
- Thank you.
631
00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,021
Now, if you'll excuse me,
632
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:33,001
I'd rather spend my energy defending
the show to an actual guest.
633
00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:34,741
(SIGHS)
634
00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:35,741
(DING!)
635
00:25:35,841 --> 00:25:37,741
I just want you to be heard.
636
00:25:37,881 --> 00:25:41,421
Being heard these days usually
just leads to being trolled.
637
00:25:41,561 --> 00:25:44,541
Which is exactly why the
public need to keep seeing
638
00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:48,381
amazing women like you on
shows like this every day.
639
00:25:48,521 --> 00:25:51,341
(SIGHS) Last time I did
this, I got death threats.
640
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:55,641
Just stay calm, breathe, and
no matter what happens,
641
00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:58,421
no matter what she says,
you'll stay on the high ground.
642
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:00,741
I promise.
643
00:26:00,841 --> 00:26:02,221
Okay. Let's do this.
644
00:26:02,321 --> 00:26:03,421
You're a star.
645
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,461
Now, Chen will take you
to get a mic pack on,
646
00:26:05,561 --> 00:26:07,181
then we're only a short while away.
647
00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:08,281
Yep.
648
00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:09,541
Wonderful.
649
00:26:09,641 --> 00:26:11,581
Lily, this is Glenda Westhouse,
650
00:26:11,721 --> 00:26:13,301
the head of the Australia
United Movement.
651
00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,101
I'm Lily Woodward. I'm
the show's producer.
652
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,421
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
653
00:26:16,561 --> 00:26:19,581
Just so you know, I am not gonna be
pussyfooting around on this one.
654
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,021
I call a spud a spud.
655
00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:23,501
I'm a woman who won't
be told what to say.
656
00:26:24,841 --> 00:26:28,101
- MAN: Three, two...
- (BREAKFAST BAR THEME MUSIC FADES)
657
00:26:28,201 --> 00:26:29,141
Okey-dokey.
658
00:26:29,281 --> 00:26:31,641
Well, it's time for this
weekend's hot button topic,
659
00:26:31,761 --> 00:26:34,741
where we find Nikkii
checking out the burkini.
660
00:26:34,841 --> 00:26:36,981
That's right. The burkini.
661
00:26:37,121 --> 00:26:39,661
She has a look at the
recent cossie controversy.
662
00:26:39,801 --> 00:26:43,341
Throughout history, in
every culture on earth,
663
00:26:43,481 --> 00:26:46,781
headwear has played a variety of roles.
664
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:49,921
But when a suburban swimming
pool ejected two women
665
00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:51,701
for wearing burkinis,
666
00:26:51,801 --> 00:26:53,301
it sparked a heated debate
667
00:26:53,441 --> 00:26:56,641
as to whether the attire is a
symbol of religious oppression
668
00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:58,741
or individual liberty.
669
00:26:58,881 --> 00:27:03,701
This is not a burqa, by
the way. It's a hijab.
670
00:27:03,801 --> 00:27:06,701
This is a burkini.
671
00:27:07,841 --> 00:27:10,581
Although technically it
should be called a hijabini,
672
00:27:10,721 --> 00:27:13,341
but that doesn't quite
have the same ring to it.
673
00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:15,661
(CLAPPING) Pete Barnett!
674
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,181
Now, joining us to have the discussion
675
00:27:18,321 --> 00:27:21,461
is Australia United Movement
founder, Glenda Westhouse,
676
00:27:21,601 --> 00:27:25,281
and prominent Islamic
academic Dr Mariam Hadiz.
677
00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:26,281
Ladies, welcome.
678
00:27:26,361 --> 00:27:27,281
Thanks for having me.
679
00:27:27,421 --> 00:27:29,861
- My mum says hi. Massive fan.
- Oh, bless her.
680
00:27:29,961 --> 00:27:30,861
Well, a big hello to your mum.
681
00:27:30,961 --> 00:27:32,781
Hello, Mum. (LAUGHS)
682
00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:34,341
Now, Mariam, we'll start with you.
683
00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:36,581
How do you respond to this incident?
684
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:38,341
Well, I think it's really unfortunate.
685
00:27:38,481 --> 00:27:40,181
These women were just enjoying a swim
686
00:27:40,281 --> 00:27:42,661
in a way that fits with their faith.
687
00:27:42,801 --> 00:27:44,701
I acknowledge that people have concerns
688
00:27:44,841 --> 00:27:46,941
over how much choice women have but...
689
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:50,581
Yeah, you know, this is what
really pisses me off, Nikkii.
690
00:27:50,721 --> 00:27:54,461
The idea that women are
told what to wear.
691
00:27:54,601 --> 00:27:58,661
I mean, that is what the Australia
United Movement is all about,
692
00:27:58,761 --> 00:27:59,821
protecting our way of life.
693
00:27:59,961 --> 00:28:05,661
And section 116 of the Constitution
states that there shall be no law
694
00:28:05,801 --> 00:28:08,661
that prohibits the free
exercise of any religion,
695
00:28:08,801 --> 00:28:11,221
and that obviously includes burkinis.
696
00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:15,061
She seems to be more
pro-burkini and anti-burkini.
697
00:28:15,201 --> 00:28:16,941
I mean, I personally go for a bikini.
698
00:28:17,081 --> 00:28:19,701
The short briefs. You know, the
bottoms with the little frill.
699
00:28:19,841 --> 00:28:20,781
- Mm!
- Yeah.
700
00:28:20,921 --> 00:28:24,181
I wanted car crash television
and this is roadside assistance.
701
00:28:24,281 --> 00:28:25,341
Alice?
702
00:28:25,481 --> 00:28:28,181
I just assumed from
the anti-sharia stuff.
703
00:28:28,281 --> 00:28:29,821
Anyway, you said not too extreme.
704
00:28:29,961 --> 00:28:32,701
And might I add, Mariam,
I love that scarf.
705
00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:34,381
Should we roll the package
706
00:28:34,521 --> 00:28:37,921
with the Dalai Lama and Coldplay
singing Give Peace a Chance?
707
00:28:38,061 --> 00:28:40,661
Or maybe it'll go viral in a nice way?
708
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:41,941
Like cold sores.
709
00:28:43,161 --> 00:28:45,181
Lily, that was Sasha.
710
00:28:45,281 --> 00:28:46,181
What did she say?
711
00:28:46,281 --> 00:28:47,921
"Fix it." Really loudly.
712
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,661
- The colour is really divine.
- Thank you.
713
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:52,101
Eric, this is your chance
to assert yourself.
714
00:28:52,201 --> 00:28:53,221
What do you think?
715
00:28:53,321 --> 00:28:55,421
Um, ladies, uh...
716
00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:57,281
as a feminist myself...
717
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,181
Oh, Lord.
718
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,301
...I have to say, I find it
quite un-Australian, you know,
719
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:07,181
the suggestion that women be,
you know, made to remove
720
00:29:07,321 --> 00:29:09,341
or made to wear something
while they're swimming,
721
00:29:09,441 --> 00:29:10,421
or anywhere for that matter...
722
00:29:10,561 --> 00:29:13,821
But should they be made to remove
something they want to wear?
723
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,061
Do they really want to, Glenda?
724
00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:17,921
You're saying women can't
decide for themselves?
725
00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:20,501
Or what about a wetsuit?
Would that be acceptable?
726
00:29:20,601 --> 00:29:22,941
(LAUGHS) Well, of course!
727
00:29:23,081 --> 00:29:25,921
So when does a collar on a
wetsuit become too high?
728
00:29:26,061 --> 00:29:29,021
- Eric, keep... keep it...
- I-I-I hope I would say...
729
00:29:29,161 --> 00:29:30,581
- Keep it general.
- Um...
730
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:31,581
Keep it general.
731
00:29:31,681 --> 00:29:33,461
Above the ears?
732
00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:36,941
So the suit Cathy Freeman wore when
she won gold at the Sydney Olympics,
733
00:29:37,081 --> 00:29:40,781
one of the most iconic moments in
Aussie history, would she be banned?
734
00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:42,781
Great question.
735
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,741
Would she, you know...
736
00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:46,561
Well, yes, yes, in this case.
737
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:49,221
Cathy Freeman would, in fact, be banned.
738
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,701
There we go. Got there in the end.
739
00:29:51,841 --> 00:29:53,921
NIKKII: Back soon with
more at The Breakfast Bar.
740
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:56,581
SASHA: You know who I was
just on the phone to?
741
00:29:58,201 --> 00:30:01,661
A six-figure sponsor whose new
campaign features Cathy Freeman,
742
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:05,501
informing me they will no
longer be six-figure sponsors.
743
00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:09,201
They will now be single-figure sponsors.
744
00:30:09,281 --> 00:30:10,941
Do you know what that figure is?
745
00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:13,221
- Zero?
- Zero. Correct.
746
00:30:14,761 --> 00:30:15,741
- I'll fix this.
- Will you?
747
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:18,981
Yes, like, actually fix it.
Just give me the day.
748
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,563
Well, that was... interesting.
749
00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:29,243
Last night I went through
the thousands of ways
750
00:30:29,383 --> 00:30:32,783
that could go wrong, and
that was not one of them.
751
00:30:32,923 --> 00:30:35,923
Hey, look, about me working with Jeremy,
752
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:38,283
I do acknowledge my about-face.
753
00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:39,643
I'd call it your betrayal.
754
00:30:39,783 --> 00:30:42,203
Okay, well, let's settle
on backflip, shall we?
755
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:44,603
"Look, Lil, this book
means so much to me.
756
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:46,323
"I practically bled into the keyboard."
757
00:30:46,423 --> 00:30:47,603
I did not say it like that.
758
00:30:47,703 --> 00:30:49,143
You said it exactly like that.
759
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,723
Okay, fine, I'm a turncoat,
760
00:30:50,863 --> 00:30:54,043
but look, the manuscript's failed
with everyone except Jeremy.
761
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:56,323
You were. I...
762
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,323
It was a big opportunity and I
have to think of my niche and now,
763
00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:01,003
so thank you for putting
it in front of him.
764
00:31:01,143 --> 00:31:03,843
- Hey, you guys, uh...
- Hmm.
765
00:31:03,943 --> 00:31:05,263
So what's the word?
766
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,203
Not good.
767
00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:08,203
I meant to say,
768
00:31:08,343 --> 00:31:12,203
why is it that women are always
the ones being told what to wear?
769
00:31:12,343 --> 00:31:13,883
Yeah, but unfortunately what you said
770
00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:16,003
is that one of our most
beloved public figures
771
00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:18,363
shouldn't be allowed in public spaces.
772
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:21,203
Did I? But that was just...
773
00:31:22,863 --> 00:31:24,963
It was Eric being Eric, you know?
774
00:31:26,603 --> 00:31:28,643
I think we need to apologise.
775
00:31:28,743 --> 00:31:30,483
Okay.
776
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,723
But let's... let's keep it fun.
777
00:31:32,823 --> 00:31:34,283
(CLICKS FINGERS) Yeah?
778
00:31:37,943 --> 00:31:42,243
I will forgive everything if
you'll help me write this apology.
779
00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,923
- Everything?
- Everything.
780
00:31:45,383 --> 00:31:49,483
So, um, what do we want
to achieve? Big picture.
781
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,683
To not receive any more hate mail.
782
00:31:51,823 --> 00:31:52,683
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Ah.
783
00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:54,283
Ah...
784
00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:55,603
Sorry. That's you.
785
00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:06,423
If you were gonna propose to someone,
786
00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:09,603
would you talk to their father
about it before you spoke to them?
787
00:32:11,523 --> 00:32:13,063
Uh...
788
00:32:13,143 --> 00:32:15,323
I guess it depends.
789
00:32:15,423 --> 00:32:16,563
On what?
790
00:32:16,663 --> 00:32:17,683
On...
791
00:32:17,823 --> 00:32:19,883
I don't know, whether I needed
him to pay for the wedding.
792
00:32:19,983 --> 00:32:21,423
So, yes.
793
00:32:22,763 --> 00:32:24,083
Look, I mean, I probably wouldn't,
794
00:32:24,223 --> 00:32:26,603
but if it's Jack we're talking about...
795
00:32:28,183 --> 00:32:31,523
then, you know, he's way
more chivalrous than me.
796
00:32:31,663 --> 00:32:33,803
Is this really about his
methods or your hang-ups?
797
00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:36,243
I mean, I'm the same.
798
00:32:36,383 --> 00:32:38,963
We're the products of shitty,
badly thought out marriages
799
00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:41,643
that resulted in heartache and acrimony.
800
00:32:41,783 --> 00:32:43,803
- It's why we're so messed up.
- Speak for yourself.
801
00:32:43,943 --> 00:32:46,523
Okay, um, I'm the child of a
bitter and twisted divorce
802
00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:49,843
that resulted in two angry,
estranged kids, lifelong issues
803
00:32:49,983 --> 00:32:52,723
and the belief that monogamy is
neither possible nor desirable.
804
00:32:55,963 --> 00:32:57,723
So...
805
00:32:57,863 --> 00:33:00,683
I've just realised you've
stolen my office again.
806
00:33:00,823 --> 00:33:03,323
Let's just focus on the
apology, shall we?
807
00:33:06,683 --> 00:33:07,923
I know what you need.
808
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,063
A sex specialist.
809
00:33:11,143 --> 00:33:12,243
A hooker?
810
00:33:12,343 --> 00:33:14,403
No, don't use that word.
811
00:33:14,503 --> 00:33:15,723
That's like calling you a cripple.
812
00:33:15,823 --> 00:33:17,643
I am a cripple.
813
00:33:17,743 --> 00:33:19,283
Well, you're allowed to say that.
814
00:33:19,423 --> 00:33:23,083
You will call a professional
sex worker a sex worker.
815
00:33:23,183 --> 00:33:25,803
Now, do you want sex or not?
816
00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:27,243
Yes.
817
00:33:27,383 --> 00:33:30,163
Well, then, go out there and take it.
818
00:33:30,943 --> 00:33:33,283
No. That sounds rapey.
819
00:33:33,423 --> 00:33:37,643
Go out there and pursue it in a
charming and consensual way.
820
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:40,483
I just...
821
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,563
I don't want any... pity sex.
822
00:34:08,683 --> 00:34:10,123
Sim, I said I don't want...
823
00:34:10,223 --> 00:34:12,083
No, it's not pity.
824
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,883
It's...
825
00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:15,163
scientific.
826
00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,363
Unless...
827
00:34:58,503 --> 00:34:59,783
Sorry.
828
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:37,203
SEAN: It'll be fine.
829
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:38,803
JACK: Just don't do
that thing that you do.
830
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:39,803
What thing?
831
00:35:39,943 --> 00:35:41,063
I just need tonight to go really well.
832
00:35:41,203 --> 00:35:42,563
- Hi.
- Hey.
833
00:35:42,663 --> 00:35:45,083
I'm so... sorry I'm late.
834
00:35:45,183 --> 00:35:47,363
Bit of a situation at work.
835
00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:48,483
So we saw.
836
00:35:50,623 --> 00:35:52,423
So are you gonna be the one to fire him?
837
00:35:52,503 --> 00:35:53,423
Sean...
838
00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:57,363
We're hoping an apology
will calm things down.
839
00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:00,063
What, one of those, "If you're
offended, I regret it" ones?
840
00:36:00,203 --> 00:36:02,283
Hopefully it'll be a little
more sincere than that.
841
00:36:02,423 --> 00:36:04,643
Look, Lily, I'm not sold on your show.
842
00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:06,843
- Okay, hey, can we just...
- No, no, you know what?
843
00:36:06,943 --> 00:36:07,883
Look, it's okay.
844
00:36:07,983 --> 00:36:09,003
You hate it.
845
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:10,443
I get it.
846
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:11,963
Do I question some of my life choices
847
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,523
when things get a little sensational?
848
00:36:13,623 --> 00:36:14,963
Sure.
849
00:36:15,103 --> 00:36:17,723
But we also do plenty of segments
that make everyday people
850
00:36:17,863 --> 00:36:21,423
think about real issues, and
that I am super proud off.
851
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,483
I was going to say that I'm
not sold on your show,
852
00:36:25,623 --> 00:36:28,363
but this is the most settled
I've seen this guy in ages.
853
00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:33,243
So in spite of the fact that you
clearly know nothing about footy...
854
00:36:35,023 --> 00:36:36,203
..you must be special.
855
00:36:38,943 --> 00:36:39,843
Now.
856
00:36:39,983 --> 00:36:42,243
I'm going to leave you two
to your romantic dinner.
857
00:36:43,543 --> 00:36:45,423
- Romantic dinner?
- Ta-ta.
858
00:37:00,861 --> 00:37:02,869
Hmmm...
859
00:37:03,862 --> 00:37:05,842
So, did you really plan this?
860
00:37:05,982 --> 00:37:07,922
JACK: I just figured we haven't
had a moment to ourselves
861
00:37:08,022 --> 00:37:09,402
since we got back.
862
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:13,802
Plus...
863
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,082
I want to talk to you about something.
864
00:37:20,862 --> 00:37:22,642
Something big, actually.
865
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:25,282
I want to ask you...
866
00:37:25,382 --> 00:37:26,482
Wait, wait, wait.
867
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:31,522
I think I know what you're gonna
say and I feel strange about it.
868
00:37:31,622 --> 00:37:32,522
Strange?
869
00:37:32,662 --> 00:37:36,442
Like, I get the whole gentlemanly,
old-school vibe thing. I get it.
870
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:37,482
And it's...
871
00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:39,982
But it's too much. It's
too much. This is too much.
872
00:37:40,062 --> 00:37:41,482
First the house and now...
873
00:37:41,582 --> 00:37:42,722
You don't want to buy the house?
874
00:37:42,822 --> 00:37:44,082
No, I do, but it's...
875
00:37:45,362 --> 00:37:47,082
It's a lot...
876
00:37:47,222 --> 00:37:50,262
all at once and it's like, I
feel like I can't breathe.
877
00:37:50,342 --> 00:37:52,122
A lot.
878
00:37:52,222 --> 00:37:54,362
Do I want to...
879
00:37:54,462 --> 00:37:55,762
marry you?
880
00:37:55,902 --> 00:37:59,042
Can I? I don't know if I
can. It's... That's a big...
881
00:37:59,142 --> 00:38:01,042
We haven't even spoken about it yet.
882
00:38:01,142 --> 00:38:02,762
I wasn't gonna ask you to marry me.
883
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:13,162
Then... what was with all the signs?
884
00:38:13,262 --> 00:38:14,482
What signs?
885
00:38:14,582 --> 00:38:15,842
The house.
886
00:38:15,942 --> 00:38:16,842
My dad.
887
00:38:16,942 --> 00:38:18,282
Meeting your brother. The ring.
888
00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:21,802
Look, I do want to propose
some time, just not now,
889
00:38:21,942 --> 00:38:24,362
and definitely not with
your grandmother's ring.
890
00:38:24,462 --> 00:38:25,842
Then, why was...
891
00:38:25,982 --> 00:38:28,122
Your mum bailed me up last
night when I got home.
892
00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,002
I want you to have it.
893
00:38:32,142 --> 00:38:34,802
It belonged to Lily's grandmother, Fifi.
894
00:38:34,902 --> 00:38:36,342
Oh, the divorced one,
895
00:38:36,462 --> 00:38:38,922
who said that apartheid were
the best years of her life?
896
00:38:39,022 --> 00:38:40,282
She had her quirks.
897
00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:48,442
Well, what did you want
to ask me about, then?
898
00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:50,362
About Gillian.
899
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,902
- Mm-hm.
- The pilot.
900
00:38:51,982 --> 00:38:53,322
The segment I helped out on.
901
00:38:53,462 --> 00:38:57,562
They bought it on the spot on the
proviso that... well, I host it too.
902
00:38:57,662 --> 00:38:59,482
That's...
903
00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:00,722
What did you say?
904
00:39:00,822 --> 00:39:02,002
That I'd think about it.
905
00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:06,522
What's different about that offer
to all the other offers you've had?
906
00:39:06,622 --> 00:39:07,922
I mean, apart from Gillian.
907
00:39:08,062 --> 00:39:09,562
Hey, that's not the
reason that I'm doing it.
908
00:39:09,662 --> 00:39:10,682
No, it's not that I'm jealous.
909
00:39:10,822 --> 00:39:12,902
I actually thought you didn't
want to do TV anymore.
910
00:39:12,982 --> 00:39:13,922
I was happy in New Zealand.
911
00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:16,362
You wanted to come back
here, which is great.
912
00:39:16,502 --> 00:39:18,802
But you said, "Follow your gut."
This is me following my gut.
913
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:22,202
I thought your gut didn't want
to work on any more TV shows.
914
00:39:22,342 --> 00:39:25,202
No, my gut just didn't want
to work on your TV show.
915
00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:31,162
And it's good to know
where you stand on that.
916
00:39:31,262 --> 00:39:32,622
And marriage, apparently.
917
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,402
- Hey.
- Hey.
918
00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:46,522
Um...
919
00:39:46,622 --> 00:39:49,362
I... No, sorry, you go.
920
00:39:49,462 --> 00:39:51,562
The other night...
921
00:39:51,662 --> 00:39:53,642
No, you don't... Um...
922
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:58,762
Alice and I had a chat and
we've decided that, um,
923
00:39:58,902 --> 00:40:01,082
we're just gonna get to know
each other a bit better.
924
00:40:02,862 --> 00:40:04,362
You know, see what happens, so...
925
00:40:04,462 --> 00:40:05,482
You don't need to...
926
00:40:06,742 --> 00:40:08,002
- worry.
- Yeah.
927
00:40:08,102 --> 00:40:10,162
Good. Yeah, that's good.
928
00:40:23,222 --> 00:40:28,042
(BREAKFAST BAR THEME MUSIC)
929
00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:29,482
Willkommen. Bienvenue.
930
00:40:29,582 --> 00:40:30,622
Slamak pagi boo.
931
00:40:30,742 --> 00:40:32,622
- Selamat pagi pak.
- (LAUGHS)
932
00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:36,642
Cunning linguists, welcome to The
Breakfast Bar, and happy Sunday.
933
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,482
Now, first off the bat
this morning, folks,
934
00:40:38,622 --> 00:40:41,362
I wanted to address some
feedback we received
935
00:40:41,502 --> 00:40:44,042
after yesterday's hot button segment.
936
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,262
Um...
937
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:49,402
It appears I said some things that
some viewers found offensive.
938
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,442
Now, they were my own personal views.
939
00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:56,322
They certainly don't reflect
the views of the show.
940
00:40:56,462 --> 00:40:59,362
Which is why I've come
to the conclusion that...
941
00:41:00,602 --> 00:41:01,902
I need not apologise.
942
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:04,762
Because I'm a straight shooter.
943
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,442
I tell it like it is.
944
00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:09,282
The PC brigade, the latte sippers...
945
00:41:09,382 --> 00:41:10,922
Oh, yeah, I'll have a soy.
946
00:41:11,022 --> 00:41:12,002
Do you know what?
947
00:41:12,142 --> 00:41:15,722
I'm not going to let them bully
me for speaking my truth.
948
00:41:15,822 --> 00:41:17,642
They can keep their bleeding hearts.
949
00:41:17,782 --> 00:41:22,162
I am Eric Albrechtsen and
I will keep an open mind.
950
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:25,562
I tell you what, you do you.
951
00:41:25,662 --> 00:41:26,802
I'll do Eric.
952
00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:28,982
Fair? I think so.
953
00:41:29,102 --> 00:41:30,562
Coming up on The Breakfast
Bar this morning...
954
00:41:30,702 --> 00:41:32,622
- That was you, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
955
00:41:32,702 --> 00:41:34,082
He's gonna get slaughtered.
956
00:41:34,182 --> 00:41:35,082
I don't think so.
957
00:41:35,222 --> 00:41:37,482
No, it's better to own
these things nowadays.
958
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,082
Post-fact, fake news.
959
00:41:39,222 --> 00:41:41,682
You haven't done anything wrong
until you apologise for it,
960
00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:43,902
so don't apologise.
961
00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:45,762
- Jeremy!
- Mm?
962
00:41:45,862 --> 00:41:47,622
Thank you. That was great advice.
963
00:41:47,702 --> 00:41:49,042
Lily, you too.
964
00:41:49,142 --> 00:41:50,642
Thank you. You're so right.
965
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,322
Let's let Eric be Eric.
966
00:41:52,422 --> 00:41:54,622
"Let's let Eric be Eric"!
967
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,122
(CHUCKLES) You know what I mean?
968
00:41:57,222 --> 00:41:58,442
That was great!
969
00:42:01,282 --> 00:42:04,402
Hey. I did not write that, by the way.
970
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,922
Are you stealing from
the office already?
971
00:42:07,022 --> 00:42:08,162
Uh, no. This is...
972
00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:09,642
Sorry, I didn't get time to wrap it
973
00:42:09,782 --> 00:42:11,762
but it's a housewarming present for you.
974
00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:16,922
I ran out of time to get
the scented candles.
975
00:42:23,782 --> 00:42:24,922
Thank you.
976
00:42:26,642 --> 00:42:28,762
It's not annoying having you here.
977
00:42:29,862 --> 00:42:31,562
Oh, well, give it a week.
978
00:42:48,642 --> 00:42:49,562
JACK: Hey.
979
00:42:50,982 --> 00:42:51,962
Hi!
980
00:42:52,062 --> 00:42:54,362
Hi. Oh.
981
00:42:54,462 --> 00:42:55,482
Sorry to surprise you at work.
982
00:42:56,622 --> 00:42:59,962
No, it's fine. It's nice.
983
00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:02,282
I just...
984
00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:07,202
I've thought about everything that
you've said, and you're right.
985
00:43:08,342 --> 00:43:10,542
That was a big thing to
do with the show, so...
986
00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,122
I won't do it if you don't want me to.
987
00:43:14,222 --> 00:43:15,542
Of course I do.
988
00:43:15,682 --> 00:43:21,722
And I also want you to know that
my pathological fear of commitment
989
00:43:21,822 --> 00:43:24,342
has nothing to do with you.
990
00:43:24,422 --> 00:43:25,902
That's fine.
991
00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:28,322
But I put my cards on
the table now, so...
992
00:43:29,742 --> 00:43:32,082
if you change your mind,
the ball is in your court.
993
00:43:37,342 --> 00:43:38,562
Let's go home.
994
00:43:38,662 --> 00:43:39,562
Made you some ravioli.
995
00:43:40,722 --> 00:43:42,322
You're the best.
996
00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:57,400
_
997
00:43:58,517 --> 00:44:03,034
What would you do if your partner
started working with their ex?
998
00:44:03,167 --> 00:44:05,289
I thought you didn't
wanna do TV anymore.
999
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,769
Just didn't wanna work on your TV show.
1000
00:44:06,856 --> 00:44:10,240
- Option 1: Be Cool.
- I like Gillian.
1001
00:44:10,289 --> 00:44:12,928
And her being Jack's ex just proves
he has great taste in women.
1002
00:44:13,053 --> 00:44:16,280
- That was almost convincing.
- Option2: Freak Out.
1003
00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:18,641
What's gonna happen when you
go on the road together?
1004
00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,539
Did not know they were engaged.
1005
00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:23,474
And then, there's always Option 3...
1006
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:26,982
- You all right out here?
- BOTH: Yeah we're fine.
1007
00:44:26,983 --> 00:44:29,444
_
1008
00:44:29,445 --> 00:44:33,216
♪ Bring it on, bring it on ♪
1009
00:44:33,222 --> 00:44:37,547
- ♪ Bring it on. Bring it on! ♪
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1010
00:44:37,695 --> 00:44:41,656
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