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We now return to The Last Man on Earth
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Plus These Other 16 People with
More Showing Up Every Day.
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No way they'll pull this off.
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A show with just one character
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and an unlimited number
of other characters?
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Peter, you can't just sit
there and watch TV all day.
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- You have to mow the lawn.
- Aw, this sucks.
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I was gonna go down
to the Guitar Center
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and annoy people.
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FYI: My mom's not picking me
up for a long time, because...
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she's dead!
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Hey, Brian, you want a beer?
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Peter, Lois is gonna be home soon.
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Shouldn't you be mowing the lawn?
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I am mowing the lawn.
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- Where'd you get these?
- Craigslist.
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Boy, that's got to be some long list.
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And pool tables and jukeboxes...
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Craig, are you getting all this down?
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Yes. Is that it?
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No! Futons, everyone's
grandfather's golf clubs...
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I-Is that it?
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No! Gay sex...
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- What kind?
- All of it!
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I have milked all the goats.
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Peter, all those goats are males.
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Well, the buckets are full
and the goats are happy.
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I just hope word doesn't get around.
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I like good times.
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We now return to Top Gun
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with only public domain music.
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Oh, my God, what the hell
did the goats do in here?
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This place is disgusting!
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Where's your father?
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Peter!
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Lois is maaaad.
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Go to the Claaaam.
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Peter, I both saw you and
recognized my husband's voice.
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Go baaaack.
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Lois! I-I didn't know you were home.
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Well, I guess we can all agree
this was a great idea. The end.
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Enough! My parents will
be here any minute.
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You better get this house cleaned up.
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Don't worry, Lois. I have a Roomba.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait a minute.
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It'll... it'll figure it out.
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It's learning. That's-that's
part of what it does.
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I think it's getting it.
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Now she's cookin'.
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Hang on to your hat.
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Clean floor dead ahead.
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Good purchase.
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Behold the future.
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All right, here it goes.
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And the battery's dead.
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Darling, so wonderful to be here.
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Yeah, right. The drive here is like
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a counterclockwise trip
around the Monopoly board.
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He has no paaaants.
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Peter, get out of there.
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Lois, what's going on here?
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Well, I asked Peter to mow the lawn.
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Will somebody turn off Top Gun?!
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So obviously he bought a herd of goats,
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and now they've taken over the house.
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Lois, I worry this is not
a healthy environment
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- for the children.
- Mom, please.
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You know I would never put
my children in harm's way.
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Oh, boy. AMBER Alert.
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Stewie was last seen with a
goat in a '98 Toyota Tercel
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heading north on I-95.
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How do you turn those off, by the way?
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Lois, I've seen enough.
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You're completely overwhelmed,
and you have four children.
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Four children.
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Four children.
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Four children.
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Four children.
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Four children.
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Hey!
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You need help, Lois.
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And since I don't believe in psychiatry,
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I'm getting you a nanny.
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Well, I guess it would be
good to have some help
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with Meg and Chris.
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And Stewie, if he's ever found.
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Honey, do you think
that's the goat and baby
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- from the AMBER alert?
- Uh, it's a Tercel,
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but I don't think it's the right year.
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That must be the new nanny.
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Is this the Griffin house?
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Welcome to this work environment.
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Oh. I'm not the nanny.
I'm her Uber driver.
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Your nanny's still in the car.
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She dozed off on the way here.
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I not doze off, Yoober.
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Was looking at crinkled
photos of dead relatives.
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Hello. I am Natalia.
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What is favorite breakfast fish?
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Well, if you must know...
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Welcome to this work environment.
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Okay, Natalia, level with me.
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Why are you really here?
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I have been sent to neutralize
liberal Jewish dissident,
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Fievel Mousekewitz.
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Oh. Well, the only mouse
in this neighborhood is
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our innocent neighbor, Frank Maxwell.
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Comrade Mousekewitz!
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Did you think you could run forever?
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I, uh, I think you've
got the wrong mouse.
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I'm just regular old Frank Maxwell,
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and I'm very late for work.
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Good day, ma'am.
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Whoa! You killed him?
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That was not me.
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Someone else got to him first.
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Tough break, Jew mouse. Ha-ha!
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Hi. I'm Peter Griffin.
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Under parody law, in order to
use someone else's character
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in an unlicensed fashion,
we have to provide
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something called "commentary."
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The commentary here is that
Mickey Mouse hates Jews.
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Now, let's see what else this
new nanny has up her sleeve.
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Okay, Stewie, this is favorite
Belarusian children book
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called Goodnight Moon of Chernobyl.
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"Goodnight Chernobyl moon.
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Goodnight radiation house.
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Goodnight melted phone.
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Goodnight glowing milk.
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Goodnight bleeding grandpa's eyes.
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Goodnight two-headed cat.
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Goodnight nobody.
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Goodnight blocks and blocks
and blocks of nobody.
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The end."
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Next book.
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Everybody Poops...
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Blood.
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I'll get started on dinner.
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No need to start dinner.
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Homework is done. Kids are fed.
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You two should go out and
have lovely evening.
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- Together?
- Yes. Everything taken care of.
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Go out. Enjoy American freedom.
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What do you say, Peter?
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Eh, it could be fun. And
we haven't been on a date
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since I broke the Guinness record
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for longest nasal exhale
at that Tina Fey movie.
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You're the baby mama?
Well, that's no bueno.
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Hello. I'm Steve.
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I'll be your server this evening.
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May I start you off with a cocktail?
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You don't work here, do you?
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I do not.
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Oh, this is nice.
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So, how's work?
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Good.
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How, uh...
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how's the stuff you
do during your day?
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- Good.
- Good.
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So... is that it?
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Did we do a date? Phones back on?
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Peter, we finally have
a chance to reconnect.
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We've been given this opportunity.
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It's like before we had kids.
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We got to make the most of it.
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H-Hang on, hang on, Lois.
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Give me two of those round balls
of butter and a breadstick.
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You'll see where I'm
heading with this.
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Okay, look, look, look.
Here's what you want.
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Here's what you got.
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I'm very happy with what I got.
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Hmm. Well, maybe I can give
you half a breadstick later.
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As long as you don't mind a
little marinara dipping sauce.
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That's absolutely disgusting.
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And I love it.
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You know what? I like date night.
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To Natalia, for making it possible.
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Pretty sure that's Steve's pee.
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Enjoying your wine?
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Oh, what an amazing night.
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I told you we could have a fun
time, just the two of us.
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Fun's not over yet.
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Come on, let's get in the trunk.
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I filled it with water so
we can do it hippo-style.
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Weightlessly,
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with my feet lightly scraping
the bottom as we do it.
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Okay. It's kind of sexy, I guess.
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And in the hippo tradition,
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first we must eat a
whole head of lettuce.
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- Now, do you have the lettuce?
- I-I didn't know we were doing this.
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Did you bring the lettuce?
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Oh, no, I forgot.
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Ronald, I asked you to do one thing.
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Honey, honey... I brought the lettuce.
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So thanks to Natalia,
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we've been spending so
much more time together.
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Let me tell you, Joe, it's
really been a rediscovery.
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- Hmm.
- Joe, "we time"
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- is just as important as "me time."
- Okay.
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We've actually been watching
The Middle together.
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It's so funny! Isn't it funny, Peter?
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It is actually funny. At
least three times an episode
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we turn to each other and we say,
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"That's just like us!"
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Why are you laughing?
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- It sounded funny.
- But you had to be there.
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Well, I was able to
imagine myself there,
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which is why I chuckled.
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Oh, and, Donna, have you
seen this Black-ish?
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- Why are you asking me that?
- I don't know.
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It seems like you might like it.
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Oh, and, waiter, have you
seen this Fresh Off the Boat?
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- Why are you asking me that?
- I don't know.
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It seems like you might like it.
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Oh, there's Mort. Mort!
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Have you seen this The Goldbergs?
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Yes! I like it 'cause I'm Jewish.
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Boy, our friends all seem
to be happily married.
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Yeah, right.
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You know, Donna told
me in the bathroom
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she and Cleveland haven't had sex
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in over three months.
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I love that you share things
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that were told to you in confidence.
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- Oh, and the poor Swansons.
- I know.
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Joe's dead from the waist down,
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and Bonnie's dead from the waist up.
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They're perfect for each other.
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I know, I know.
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I got to say, Peter,
I really feel like
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Natalia has helped put the spark back
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in our relationship.
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Yeah, we even had
independent movie sex.
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I want to lean over this
half-eaten blueberry pie
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and kiss you with black coffee breath.
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- Is that okay?
- Yes.
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Now, can I do you to a song you know,
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but sung in German?
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Hello? I see.
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What is it?
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I've been assassinated.
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Wow, what a night.
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I guess someone's sleep number is 69.
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Uh, yes. It was, apparently,
also number two.
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Would you maybe make some
coffee and give me a moment?
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Car is packed for weekend.
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- Weekend?
- Yes.
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You come in late last night drunk
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and tell me to pack car
for weekend getaway
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you book online.
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Then you make me watch
Diff'rent Strokes episode
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with substitute teacher played
by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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You know, I forgot about
this weekend trip.
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I-Is that something
we still want to do?
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Well, I do if you do.
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Absolutely I do... I-I was
just seeing if you do.
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Of course I do.
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I mean, we've already had
six nights out together.
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It'd be great to have three more.
261
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That's what I'm saying.
262
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That-That's what any guy wants,
263
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the same gal again and again and again
264
00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:33,985
and again and again
and again and again
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and again and again
and again and again
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and again and again, and again.
267
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,792
And every gal wants the
same guy who keeps
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getting fatter and fatter
and fatter and fatter...
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Stop it right there, Lois.
This is Family Guy.
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We only do the male side of the joke.
271
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You know what? I think
this weekend will be fun.
272
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Yeah. I mean, it's
not like we're gonna
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miss anything around here.
274
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Hey, Joe, what the
hell's going on here?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
Today is the opening
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of the first-ever Spooner
Street Farmers Market.
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Farmers...
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market?
279
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,357
Yeah, it's really exciting.
280
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For 50 cents, you can
get your picture taken
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wearing a farmer's hat.
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Farmer's...
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hat?
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Hey, have a great weekend, you two.
285
00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,905
So glad you're finding
time for each other.
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Goat meat.
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Get your goat meat here.
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- Cleveland, are those...
- Yep.
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I have dibs on whatever silliness
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Peter loses interest in.
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Remember this?
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To the Cleveland copter!
293
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The moustache obscures my view!
294
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Oh, another hawk.
295
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:57,652
Or maybe it's the same one.
296
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You think it could be the same one?
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Doubt it.
298
00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,322
Hey, do you have the address?
299
00:14:02,355 --> 00:14:04,158
I think it's in my
pocketbook somewhere.
300
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,694
'Cause I got to know if
we should take 24 or 495.
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Hang on.
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00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,225
- Anything?
- Hang on.
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Exit's coming up.
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Half a mile.
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Quarter mile.
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You'd think I could find it.
307
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,877
Yeah, yeah, I would.
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I would. Okay, I'm taking 495.
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00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,781
Okay, uh, here, let me see if it's...
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00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:30,852
Oh, this is why I don't
like big purses.
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Here it is. It says take 24 to 128.
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00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:56,244
Hey, look, cookies.
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- Chocolate chip?
- Oatmeal raisin.
314
00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:03,083
Ah, I guess they stopped
serving dinner at 9:30.
315
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,685
Looks like that missed
exit had the last laugh.
316
00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:06,988
Oh, look at this cute note.
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"In lieu of television,
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please tune in to each other."
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00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:13,593
- Ha-ha.
- Ha-ha, indeed. And get this.
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"Sorry no Wi-Fi, but the good news is
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your marriage has four bars."
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00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:19,933
- Terrific.
- Oh, here's another note.
323
00:15:19,966 --> 00:15:22,102
"How adorable were
those first two notes?
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I hope you read this one third."
325
00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:26,073
There's a used condom
in the fireplace.
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00:15:26,106 --> 00:15:27,541
And the fireplace is decorative,
327
00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:28,743
so that's here to stay.
328
00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:30,243
So, do you think word just got out
329
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,846
in the daddy longlegs community, like,
330
00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:33,247
"Hey, come to this hotel"?
331
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:34,714
Peter, it's a little warm in here.
332
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:37,051
Do you want to turn on
that overhead ceiling fan?
333
00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:38,219
Sure. Looks stable.
334
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,091
- Can you notice that?
- Yeah.
335
00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:45,293
Can you notice anything in
the world other than that?
336
00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:48,562
Only that fist-sized moth in
the lampshade by the bed.
337
00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:51,633
I'm going to bed so that "go
home time" comes faster.
338
00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:04,765
I'll just sleep with the light on.
339
00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:12,620
Natalia, will you be
our nanny forever?
340
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:14,821
Dah, unless Belarus security force
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00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,957
- track me down.
- I'm sorry, what?
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00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:18,793
Natalia make a few enemies
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00:16:18,826 --> 00:16:21,096
before she leave Belarus.
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00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:31,505
Natalia save baby.
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00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,979
- Brian?
- Lock door.
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00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:39,013
Why would I...
347
00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:40,348
Brian!
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00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,353
No kissing. Under bed.
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Aah!
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00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,172
Out.
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00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:08,175
Boy, that was a close one.
352
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,211
Ah, my son was in the backseat.
353
00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,927
Daddy?
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00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:10,403
Where are we going?
355
00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:11,838
You're going home.
356
00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:13,742
Count to three and pull cord.
357
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:19,047
I don't know my numbers!
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00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,040
Again! Again!
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00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,532
- Oh. This.
- What?
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00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,067
That mealy-mouth thing you do.
361
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:41,201
Take a sip of water.
362
00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:42,869
I don't like water. I like pop.
363
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:44,471
Hey, will you let me
know when you're done
364
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,107
using the phone charger
that I brought?
365
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,775
Oh, you mean the only
thing that you packed?
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00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,442
Yeah, I just assumed if you pay,
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00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,112
- you don't have to pack.
- Here we go.
368
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:52,445
My husband, the Rockefeller,
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00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,448
letting my parents pay for the nanny.
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00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,950
Kids still lining up around the block
371
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:57,250
for those piano lessons?
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00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:58,786
I wonder which has more clutter on it,
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00:18:58,818 --> 00:19:00,086
the piano or your treadmill.
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00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:01,488
You know what? I'm gonna
go with the treadmill.
375
00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:04,090
Really? Let's go knock on
the door of the next room
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00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,925
and ask them which one of us is fat.
377
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,262
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm
not Bradley Hooper.
378
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:09,563
It's Cooper, not Hooper.
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00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,731
You're thinking of Mr.
Hooper from Sesame Street,
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00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:13,067
and I'd sooner bang him.
381
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,502
He was a business owner.
He was a successful man.
382
00:19:15,536 --> 00:19:17,404
You think you're the only
one in this relationship
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00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:19,006
who wants to be with a successful man?
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00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,049
Get over yourself.
385
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,509
Oh, hey, do you want these
spit droplets back,
386
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:22,809
Or are they for my arm to keep?
387
00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:25,112
Sorry, I was trying to scare
that fly on your hand.
388
00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:26,513
Oh, it's a liver spot. Never mind.
389
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:29,032
I'm hoping it's cancer.
I want the ticket out.
390
00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:31,018
Oh, if you die, can I
have all of your nothing?
391
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,485
What do you mean if I die?
392
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,855
I've been dead since the
minute I said "I do"!
393
00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:36,323
Well, the minute you say "I don't,"
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00:19:36,356 --> 00:19:37,590
I am out that door.
395
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,193
- Oh, is that right?
- Yep.
396
00:19:40,227 --> 00:19:42,496
Well, what if I just said,
"The hell with it, go"?
397
00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:43,680
What if you did?
398
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:46,333
Go.
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00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,061
Fine!
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00:20:42,422 --> 00:20:44,025
So, how was the trip?
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:53,468
Just terrible.