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Get out of my bed, fatso.
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Oh! Oh...
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Oh, my God. Oh, my, God, Mickey!
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Mickey, help!
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Aah! What the hell's
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wrong with you guys?!
You could've killed me!
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No, no, no. If we wanted
to kill you, you'd be dead.
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What's with the Obama mask?
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Oh, yeah, that was just
the only mask I could find.
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Just a little Halloween fun.
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- Oh, I frickin' hate Halloween.
- What?!
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Oh, what are you, a cop?
It's the best day of the year.
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Yeah, it makes Christmas
look like Hanukkah.
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Of course you like it. It's
a holiday based entirely
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- on free handouts.
- I'm not sure if you're aware,
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but there is a war on
fun in this country.
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First they take our nudity,
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and then our profanity,
and then our violence.
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- Who's they?
- Them! The enemy. You know?
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The big dogs, the... the fat cats.
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- Mm, makes me sick.
- Course it makes you sick.
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It makes everybody sick.
But not tonight, sir. No way.
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Not Halloween. This is the
one night... the one night...
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Where authority means nothing, okay?
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Yeah, I'm gonna transform this place
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into a brothel of sin.
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- What?
- Oh, yeah. He's really good at it, too.
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I think you're gonna really
like it. You should see
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what he does to his
apartment every Halloween.
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Yeah. Finally, I have a
playground worthy of my talents.
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Absolutely not. People already
think this house is haunted.
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I refuse to participate.
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Um... refusal denied.
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Hey, I'm serious. It's not happening!
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Over my dead body!
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Where you want this fog machine?
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Oh, uh, pop it over by those
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buckets of pigs' blood, right there.
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You're really allowing this?
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Why wouldn't I? This party's
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the perfect way to cement my legacy.
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What legacy?
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Chip, I'm probably the coolest person
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that ever went to Lockwood
but, thanks to our parents,
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my reputation's taken a slight hit.
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I just need to make sure
that people remember me
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for the right reasons. And not just now,
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but ten years, 20 years from now.
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This party's gonna be a monument
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to the legend that is Sabrina Pemberton.
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Healthy self-image.
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Hey! Halloween, baby.
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I got 40 pounds of raw goat
meat and cow intestines,
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ooh, and a buttload of chicken gizzards.
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Stick 'em right there,
I'll go through 'em later.
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Okay. Oh, I got to find
a Halloween costume.
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Oh, Jimmy and I got you covered.
You know what we do? We got
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this tradition where you got
to choose each other's Halloween
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costume, and whatever gets
chosen, you got to go with it.
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- You got to commit.
- Oh, okay, do me.
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- Yeah, you want in on that?
- Yeah, yeah.
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All right.
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Fernando Valenzuela. Right?
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- Who the hell is that?
- Who the hell are you?
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He's only, like, one of the
best pitchers of all time.
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- I've never heard of him.
- People will love it, trust me.
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- My turn.
- Randy Johnson.
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You guys making these names up?
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Don't do pitcher just
'cause I did pitcher.
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No, I'm not. You inspired me.
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You know, I mean, you got these...
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long, floppy limbs and this, like...
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emaciated face.
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Uh... No, like, in a good way. No...
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I find Randy Johnson very attractive.
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All right, whatever. Alba, do Jimmy.
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Okay, uh...
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Garbage.
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- Nice.
- Garbage what?
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Like the garbage man to drive a truck?
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No. No man. No truck. Just garbage.
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- Nice. Jimmy's garbage.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, what about me? I want to play.
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I don't know. You can't go
throwing one of your bitch fits
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if you don't get sexy ladybug.
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If I'm wearing it, it's gonna be sexy.
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Well, we'll see about that, Steve Jobs.
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Oh. That's good.
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Also a legend. Makes perfect sense.
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I don't feel so good. My
butt keeps throwing up.
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Oh, no! I can't get butt
sick. Uh... not for the party.
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Jimmy, can you quarantine him?
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Oh, yeah, on it. I'm immune.
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I can't remember the last time
my butt wasn't throwing up.
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But what about Halloween?
I want to be a ghoul
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and eat all the candy.
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Well, the candy's not going anywhere.
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Once we plug up your
pipes, you can eat it
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till your butt starts
throwing up all over again.
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- Boom.
- Right.
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Aw. Feel better, baby.
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Hey there, little guy.
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Kind of early to be
trick-or-treating, isn't it?
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Wait a second, I remember this guy.
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Didn't I smash you?
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Oh! Yeah, that's right.
Man, I would think
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that tasing a resident would
be grounds for dismissal.
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- Suspension.
- Hmm.
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Which, as of tonight, has been lifted.
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I'm back in the field, where I belong.
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Well, everybody loves
a good comeback story.
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- Thanks for stopping by.
- Not so fast.
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I received an anonymous complaint
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about a party here, tonight.
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Hmm.
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What?
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- I told you: no parties.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you for your
concern. I appreciate it.
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But we are not having a party.
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All set. Eight kegs, four
taps, 200 pounds of ice.
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Sign here, please.
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I enjoy drinking.
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I like the escape.
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I'm warning you.
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- Look, even if we were having a party...
- Which we are not.
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Which we are not...
There would be nothing
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you could do about it, because
you're weak and insignificant.
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And you certainly wouldn't be invited,
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'cause you would ruin the vibe.
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See, that's where you're wrong.
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It's Halloween tonight.
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- The police are stretched thin.
- Mm-hmm?
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So within the walls of this
gated community, I am the law.
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And if I hear so much
as one noise complaint,
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- Uh-huh.
- By God, I will rain down...
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Oh, Chip.
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Now, why'd you go and
do something like that?
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Very bad idea, this thing you did.
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I warned you guys.
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We're not throwing a
party. It's a stupid holiday
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for stupid people. I
won't be a part of it.
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Why are you walking towards me? Stop.
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Stop! Stand down! I command you.
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Don't make me do something I'll regret.
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Are you insane? Let me
out! This is ridiculous.
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Told you you'd be
participating. Happy Halloween.
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Release me! Release me now!
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You gotta let me out, man.
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Help me! Come on, let me out.
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Let me out now!
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I don't get his costume,
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but cage boy is really committed.
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Just let me out of the cage now!
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Come o...
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I don't get it.
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Randy Jackson from American Idol?
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No, Randy Johnson.
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The Big Unit? Seattle Mariners?
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Dude, I'm just trying to get a drink.
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All right, well, sit tight,
guy. My homegirl's filling up
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- her pumpkin.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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- You good?
- Yeah!
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- Wow, this party is awesome.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, did you know that
when you flush the toilets,
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they fill back up with blood?
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Classic bloody bowl. Yeah.
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Hot garbage, coming through.
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- Ooh!
- Yeah. I went method.
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I've already gone to the
bathroom twice in this thing.
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Okay. Normally that would gross me out,
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- but I'm very excited by this commitment.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Well, why don't
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you get excited about this?
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What is that?
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- That is Ben.
- Ugh.
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- Rigged up a baby monitor.
- He looks awful.
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Well, I slapped some
ghoulish makeup on him
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- once he passed out.
- How is he sleeping through this?
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Put, uh, some cold
medication in some candy...
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Sucked it right down.
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Oh. Nice. Good thinking.
What else you got?
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Uh, let's see. I got a lot. Oh.
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See that nerd over there by
what he thinks is a speaker?
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's not. It's a blood cannon.
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Watch this.
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- See ya, nerd.
- What's he doing?
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- What? Okay, what's he doing?
- Damn it.
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I got a glitch.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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- I got to go fix it.
- Aah!
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Oh.
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I don't remember Jobs doing shorts.
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Think different.
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Don't know what that means.
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So what do you think?
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Is this a party worthy of the
legendary Sabrina Pemberton?
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Yeah, but this is just the opening act.
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The main event's right over there.
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Damn, Peter's not a boy anymore.
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- Mm.
- Actually, he is.
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He's a freshman.
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You're gonna nail a freshman?
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Not just a freshman.
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The freshman... Matty Pruitt.
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After I sink my teeth into him,
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he'll be talking about me
for the next four years,
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and that is how you cement a legacy.
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Your mind is a frightening place.
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Oh.
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It looks like someone's moving in.
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All right.
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That's not part of the plan.
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- I like this. That pleases me.
- Yes.
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Damn it! There's
supposed to be a skeleton
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tearing through here on
a zip line, a real one.
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Where'd you get a real skeleton?
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Oh, a vet clinic down in Hartford.
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It's actually a raccoon, but
it looks just like a little kid.
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Jimmy, just let me out of the cage.
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Oh, but Mick would eat
me alive if I did that.
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But I'll tell you what I can do.
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I can give you this.
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What is that?
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Well, people will respect you more
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if they think you
chose to be in the cage.
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I am not wearing a monkey costume.
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Hmm. Suit yourself.
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I got to go fix a broken breaker board.
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This is a disaster.
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Come on, bring it!
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And the pitch.
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Oh! Not my boob! Aah!
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Lighten up. You're fine.
Put it back up on the head.
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Hold still this time.
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Okay, party's over, everyone!
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Every single one of you, get out!
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- Yeah, you heard me. Let's go!
- No, no. No.
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Nobody go anywhere, all right?
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This man is not to be
respected. He has no authority.
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Yes, I am, and I do.
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Come on, let's empty these cups!
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Okay.
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That is not what I meant.
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- No?
- And you know it!
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- Oh.
- Don't push me!
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Like that?
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I don't like piglets like you.
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You know, coming
around, snorting around,
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00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:37,783
ruining everybody's fun.
252
00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,018
And on this... this holiest of nights?
253
00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,987
How dare you!
254
00:09:41,989 --> 00:09:44,489
That's it! I'm taking you in. Hey!
255
00:09:44,491 --> 00:09:46,358
- Give that back to me!
- Come get it, pig.
256
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,460
Give it back. Give...
Hey, hey, hey! Give it!
257
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,278
Give it back. Give...
Hey, someone help me.
258
00:09:51,281 --> 00:09:52,764
- Oh, yeah.
- Come on. I'm an offic...
259
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,166
Boo, bitch!
260
00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:56,968
- Alba!
- Oh, mischief, baby!
261
00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,605
If that were a real person,
that would be very inappropriate.
262
00:10:00,607 --> 00:10:03,375
- Oh, come on.
- Well, now we got to...
263
00:10:03,377 --> 00:10:05,210
We got to move him now?
264
00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:07,679
All right, let's go. Man
down. Everybody out of the way.
265
00:10:07,681 --> 00:10:10,315
- What the hell are you doing?
- Shut up, monkey.
266
00:10:10,317 --> 00:10:11,716
Hey, back!
267
00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:15,153
Come on. Come on, load him up.
268
00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:17,956
- Okay. There we go, yeah.
- There we go.
269
00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,524
- Yeah.
- Okay.
270
00:10:21,361 --> 00:10:22,894
- And that, my friend...
- Ooh!
271
00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:25,397
- is how you clean up a mess.
- Yeah.
272
00:10:25,399 --> 00:10:27,132
- Yeah.
- Unit 37,
273
00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:29,274
we've got a receptacle
fire over on Maple.
274
00:10:29,277 --> 00:10:31,587
Need you to extinguish. Copy?
275
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,829
37? You mean there's
36 more of these losers?
276
00:10:34,832 --> 00:10:36,908
Unit 37, please respond. Copy?
277
00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,343
Well, if we don't respond,
278
00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:39,845
they're gonna send
someone to look for him.
279
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,380
That's not good.
280
00:10:42,382 --> 00:10:45,550
Uh, 10-4, Eleanor.
281
00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:47,652
This is unit 37 on it.
282
00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:49,955
Uh, copy-copy. Roger-dodger. Over.
283
00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:54,693
Hey, having fun?
284
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,094
Sabrina, hey!
285
00:10:56,096 --> 00:10:57,896
- Awesome party.
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,364
Do people actually live here?
287
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,099
Oh, my God.
288
00:11:01,101 --> 00:11:03,401
What a funny question. You're so funny.
289
00:11:03,403 --> 00:11:06,738
Oh, my God. And this costume! So funny.
290
00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,573
- Oh, thanks.
- It's, like, Tinker Bell
291
00:11:08,575 --> 00:11:10,275
is such a crazy little psycho, you know?
292
00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:13,044
- It's perfect for you.
- How is Tinker Bell a psycho?
293
00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:15,062
How is she not a psycho, right?
294
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,083
She's so obsessed with Peter
that she tries to kill herself.
295
00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:20,018
I don't think she tries to kill herself.
296
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,953
Yeah, she definitely does.
297
00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:23,788
She realizes that he's more into Wendy,
298
00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:26,291
and then, you know, she
pounds a bunch of poison.
299
00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:28,593
Honestly, what did she think
was gonna happen, right? I mean,
300
00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:30,462
he's a boy, and you're a bug.
301
00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:33,121
It's like, "Get out of here,
bug. Stop bugging everyone."
302
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:36,368
Do you want me to leave or something?
303
00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:40,205
Are you crazy? I want you
to stay and have fun, unless
304
00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,474
you feel like you want
to leave, in which case,
305
00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:43,875
- you should totally go.
- Pick up your foot,
306
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,610
- or you're gonna get electrocuted.
- Hey, watch it.
307
00:11:45,612 --> 00:11:47,379
Jimmy, do you mind? I'm in
the middle of a conversation.
308
00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:48,813
Oh, I'm sorry,
309
00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:50,749
you're in the middle of a conversation,
310
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,417
because I got a busted
compression system
311
00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:53,952
on my number four blood cannon.
312
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:56,601
That's okay. I'm gonna go find Matty.
313
00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:57,923
Uh...
314
00:11:59,226 --> 00:12:01,559
See what you did!
315
00:12:01,561 --> 00:12:04,262
Idiot!
316
00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:08,233
Ridiculous.
317
00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,135
Aah!
318
00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:18,777
Candy.
319
00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:34,459
Whoa! Okay.
320
00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:37,495
- For a security car, this lady's got balls.
- Yeah.
321
00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:38,997
I'm gonna go stomp that out.
322
00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:40,839
- Then we'll get back to the fun.
- Yeah, okay.
323
00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:49,254
Yeah, man, get him.
324
00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:50,589
Nice.
325
00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:53,345
Yeah, keep throwing.
326
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:55,046
Stop! Stop it!
327
00:12:55,048 --> 00:12:56,614
Oh!
328
00:12:56,616 --> 00:12:58,550
You better run, you little bastards!
329
00:12:58,552 --> 00:13:00,652
I will murder you!
330
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,788
I will burn your houses while
your families sleep in them!
331
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,231
I will drink your blood!
332
00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:12,063
Buckle up, Alba!
333
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:23,341
You know, just to play devil's advocate,
334
00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:24,976
they were only having fun.
335
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,511
How about you stop
worrying about the devil
336
00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:27,879
and advocate for my face?!
337
00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:29,803
Okay. There's just so many costumes.
338
00:13:29,806 --> 00:13:31,516
How are we going to see them?
339
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:34,419
We just need to see someone
who doesn't want to see us.
340
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,624
Got him.
341
00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,539
What's up now, piggy?
342
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,308
Out of your jurisdiction?
343
00:14:05,252 --> 00:14:07,018
Who the hell are you?
344
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,688
I'm Randy Johnson.
345
00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:12,257
Who?
346
00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:14,225
You've been going about this all wrong.
347
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:15,927
Matty's only here with Tinker Bell
348
00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,562
because he thinks that
you're unattainable,
349
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,931
which makes sense. You are.
350
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:22,464
Sabrina, come on. This guy's
awake, and it's getting weird.
351
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,668
I agree.
352
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,103
You just need to prove to him
353
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:26,771
that you're open to being attained.
354
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,940
That's good.
355
00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:30,775
Can I at least get a drink?
356
00:14:38,117 --> 00:14:39,283
Hey, Peter.
357
00:14:39,286 --> 00:14:40,985
- Hey.
- Find your shadow yet?
358
00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:43,188
I... uh, no, n-not yet.
359
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:46,206
It's actually, it's kind of
hard with all the lights in here.
360
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,726
- Right.
- You know. Yeah.
361
00:14:47,728 --> 00:14:50,228
Uh, I'm pretty sure I
saw it in my bedroom.
362
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,946
- Come on. I'll show you.
- Ah, oh, man...
363
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:55,266
Oh. Is Matty Pruitt shy?
364
00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:59,037
No. No, it-it's not...
it's not that. Um...
365
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:01,881
Sabrina, you're... you're really great.
366
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,771
I just, uh, I came here with Gretchen.
367
00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:07,245
Uh, Tinker Bell. You know...
368
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:09,748
I just, I-I don't want to
disrespect her like that.
369
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,150
Oh, whoa, Matty, slow down, okay?
370
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,419
I'm not trying to hit on you.
371
00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:16,421
- You're not?
- You're...
372
00:15:16,423 --> 00:15:18,156
You're a freshman, you
know? You're just...
373
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,058
you're just a little guy.
374
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,413
- You know?
- Okay.
375
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,161
Oh, don't be embarrassed... It's just...
376
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,897
you're not... there yet.
377
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,834
Plus, I have a boyfriend.
378
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,903
He lives in the city,
379
00:15:31,905 --> 00:15:33,138
and, um...
380
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,955
he's European.
381
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,243
So it's, like... a whole thing.
382
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:41,146
I should... I should probably call him.
383
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,148
It's been... like, a wh...
384
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,315
Bye.
385
00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:01,966
All right, so we got,
like, 20 eggs left, so...
386
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,881
what if we soaked them in lighter fluid
387
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:07,618
and lit them on fire so
we could throw fire eggs...
388
00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,543
Well, well, well.
389
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,712
Who the hell are you guys?
390
00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,742
I'm Hernando Lalazoola.
391
00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:19,150
It's Fernando Valenz...
Just forget about it.
392
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,824
- What the hell, Sean?
- What do you want from me?
393
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,442
- These dudes are nuts.
- Okay, fellas,
394
00:16:22,445 --> 00:16:23,688
here's what I'm thinking.
395
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,990
I take you back home to your parents,
396
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:28,802
charge you with assault,
probably just toss you in juvie,
397
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:31,763
- maybe throw you in the big boy tank.
- Oh, no.
398
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:34,065
Or...
399
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,153
you guys eat every single one
of these eggs and walk away.
400
00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:38,837
Sounds like a good deal.
401
00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:40,930
Uh, but that's impossible.
402
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,241
Graduating from high
school is impossible!
403
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,909
Eating eggs...
404
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:46,911
is entirely possible.
405
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,313
Sir, I'm-I'm really sorry...
406
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:50,648
Open... your mouth.
407
00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:55,854
Now bite.
408
00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:59,891
Because I think I'd
remember if I signed for it.
409
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,260
Did you check his I.D.?
410
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:05,597
Oh, you just hand over
a 50-gallon drum of slime
411
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,365
to any Tom, Dick or
Harry with a pencil?!
412
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,067
Hang on a second. Sabrina, did you sign
413
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,169
for my slime, or know who did?
414
00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,020
- What?!
- Yeah, she doesn't know.
415
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:14,405
So let me tell you
how this is gonna work.
416
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:17,876
No. Because... Sabrina,
that's tech support!
417
00:17:17,878 --> 00:17:19,611
I've got bigger problems, okay?
418
00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:21,412
Matty Pruitt just rejected me!
419
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:23,248
And it's fine, 'cause I played it off
420
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,083
and told him I had a Euro boyfriend.
421
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,885
But seriously, who the
hell does he think he is?
422
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,053
I mean, I'm way hotter
than that Tinker Bell slut.
423
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:31,422
Oh. He's with Tinker Bell.
424
00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:32,690
Let me tell you something.
425
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:34,687
I'm the hottest girl in school, okay?
426
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:37,228
I could screw all those girls'
boyfriends if I wanted to.
427
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,597
And when they go home and
they cry to their daddies,
428
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:42,834
I could kick the door down
and screw their daddies, too!
429
00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:46,237
Okay, even if that is true,
430
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,473
I recommend we not do that.
431
00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:54,946
I can do whatever the
hell I want, you fool.
432
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,915
I'm unstoppable.
433
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,821
Yah. Yah. I know it. I know.
434
00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:05,990
Yah, because I did it myself.
435
00:18:05,992 --> 00:18:07,749
Do not put me on hold!
436
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:12,063
You guys, I was kidding.
437
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:14,025
- Honestly, I was kidding.
- Oh, great.
438
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,901
Oh, my God, it's
Halloween... Lighten up.
439
00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:19,690
Let's party, right?
440
00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:20,925
Let's...
441
00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:27,111
All right, so what?
442
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:29,389
Okay? It's not like
what I said wasn't true.
443
00:18:29,392 --> 00:18:32,116
I am the hottest girl in
school, and you all know that.
444
00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:35,086
It's genetics... what are you
gonna do, be mad at my genes?
445
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,456
Seriously?
446
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,858
Who did that? Huh?
447
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,660
Come on, man up... Who did that?
448
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,163
Oh, you don't know? Who did it!
449
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,867
Come on, we were just
trying to have some fun.
450
00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,169
That wasn't fun, okay?
451
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,705
I know fun, all right? I invented fun.
452
00:18:53,707 --> 00:18:55,473
Come on, it's Halloween.
453
00:18:55,475 --> 00:18:56,841
I also invented Halloween.
454
00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:59,043
But you said if we ate
the eggs, you'd let us go.
455
00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,778
- Well, you did say that.
- I know what I said.
456
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,147
I lied. It was a trick. That's
what Halloween's all about.
457
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:04,649
Right? Tricks and treats.
458
00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:06,951
Not assaulting people
with unborn chickens.
459
00:19:06,953 --> 00:19:10,077
Now, you sit here and reflect
on your poor choices, while me
460
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,920
and should-be Hall of
Famer Fernando Valenzuela
461
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:15,560
go tear the ass off this place.
462
00:19:15,562 --> 00:19:17,161
Oh, yeah, you think that's funny?
463
00:19:17,163 --> 00:19:19,686
I'll tell you what's
funny... How irrelevant
464
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,999
you all are!
465
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,500
You're just a bunch of maggots
466
00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:25,236
I've been carrying on my back for years!
467
00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:26,738
But not anymore.
468
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,506
No, no, no, no, no.
469
00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:31,257
Soon I'll be gone, and
you'll all be adrift
470
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,572
in a sea of mediocrity
471
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:37,012
just dreaming of sunnier
days when I was your queen
472
00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:39,550
and you were just jesters in my court!
473
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:42,420
And you'll remember this
day, because your lives
474
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,188
Will never be the same... But me,
475
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:46,524
me, I'm never gonna
think about it again.
476
00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:48,500
I made you and I can destroy you,
477
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:53,364
and you will never forget
me! You will remember me!
478
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,233
Aah...!
479
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:08,346
Oh, man! Oh, my God!
480
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:29,313
Dude, she's a witch.
481
00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:36,488
No, don't eat that, Benito.
482
00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,691
But Mickey said I could
have as much as I want.
483
00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:41,126
Yeah, I know, but this is
covered in pig's blood. No.
484
00:20:41,128 --> 00:20:43,696
Oh, well, well.
485
00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:45,397
Don't talk to me.
486
00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:46,832
"Don't talk to me."
487
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,133
Hey, lady! You're crazy.
488
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:49,568
You could've killed someone!
489
00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:51,286
Hey, pipe down, security man.
490
00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:53,138
The way I see it you got two options.
491
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,373
You can either be the zero
492
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,375
who was locked in a cage all night naked
493
00:20:56,377 --> 00:21:00,168
with a 13-year-old boy,
or you could be the hero
494
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,004
who rounded up and
captured a bunch of vandals
495
00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:03,574
who were terrorizing the neighborhood.
496
00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:05,743
They are sitting in your car out front.
497
00:21:05,746 --> 00:21:07,479
Fine. Give me the keys.
498
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,384
Can I have my clothes back?
499
00:21:10,387 --> 00:21:11,853
No.
500
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,522
Oh...
501
00:21:15,596 --> 00:21:19,331
Oh, Mick, I wish you could've seen it.
502
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,166
I don't think anyone's
ever gonna forget this night
503
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,181
- as long as they live.
- Oh, God.
504
00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:24,331
Yeah. No kidding.
505
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:25,834
Why did you do it without me?
506
00:21:25,837 --> 00:21:27,339
Well, next time's gonna be nuts.
507
00:21:27,342 --> 00:21:29,742
I know a guy who works at
a morgue down in Providence.
508
00:21:29,744 --> 00:21:32,345
Now, he said if nobody claims
a John Doe after 30 days,
509
00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:33,877
they just toss it in the furnace.
510
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,315
He said he could easily
set one aside for me.
511
00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:38,518
- Oh! That's awesome!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
512
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,001
Oh, no, no, no, come on, can't
we just be done with this?
513
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:43,653
Aah!
514
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,623
I frickin' hate Halloween!
515
00:21:49,671 --> 00:21:51,385
- Jimmy!
- This is good.