Just about everything I have went through at school was hard.
The work was tough,
Q? what's the Q?
the people were mean.
go ahead.
We're havin' a fight or dance or what?
You know I can't dance.
But the one thing about school that was harder than anything else
Chris, wake up.
was gettin' there.
Time to go to school You can't learn nothing in bed
Tell that to Kim Kardashian
while most kids was still sleeping
I had to get my cloth on
wash my face, brush my teeth, eat
hey, hey, hey, hey wait, wait, wait, wait
and then, catch three buses
If I got the first on time
it gave me just enough time to catch a second one
which usually made me right on time to catch a third one
And if nothing went wrong, I be on time
- hey, Chris - hey
After you
You're late
Now go to the principal's office and get a tardy slip
here
Just for the record, Chris You can't afford to be late again
the clocks in this school are set to estern standard time
not c.p.time
What difference does it make if I'm late? We took out all the test, we only got like one more week to go
Counting today, you have been late 29 times this year
and 30 is the limit
If you're late again You will not be promoted
You will have to repeat the 10th grade
- Say what? - Say word
Oh, there's a word I wanna say, alright
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Everybody Hates Chris 04x22 series finale "Everybody hates G.E.D."
While I worried about gettin' to school
Tonya was worried about gettin' out of school
Boy, slow down
Hey, daddy, can I get my hair done on Vanessa's for graduation?
- sure, babe - Can I get a new dress, too?
You don't need a new dress You can go in your church dress
But I wore that for Easter
If I wear it for graduation I look back at the pictures
I won't know what I remember
You'll remeber that we couldn't afford to buy you two dresses
Plus, one of those pictures
You'll be holding the chocolate bunny
- love you, good night - good night
It's okay, I've been savin' up for this
How many times is the girl graduate from the 6th grade?
In bed-stuy, five
thanks, daddy
what are you writing, Drew?
It's a list things I can do on Amateur nite at the Apollo
- I'm gonna try out - Drew, that's a tough audience
You can't just go up there and do anything
They will boo you faster than Casper on halloween
Stevie Wonder could see before he did amateur nite
They booed him blind
They booed Magic magic johnson so bad he gave up singing
magic johnson is a basketball player
Now
Well, they're no gonna boo me
That's what Rosanna said before she sang the national anthem
I made it on time
The joke was, there was nothing to be on time for
Good morning
Okay
Amy
Bethany
Bill
Bobby
Caroline
Chris
here
David
Donna
You do realize no one's here besides me
You think I wanna be here doing this?
Last week of school, Everybody's out having a picnic,
playing softball,
But I gotta be here with you
So I'm gonna take attendence,
and you're gonna sit there and you're goona shut up
Frank
Garrett
Meanwhile, My father was about to make a huge mistake
- hey, Pam - Hoh, Julius, thank god
Why, what happen? you hit the number again?
No, I need 25 dollars, I left my wallet at home
and I need to pick up my dry cleaning
Pam, you know how I feel about lending people money
Like the Klan feels about black people
come on, Julius, you know I'm good at for it
I'll give it back so quick You won't even know you gave it to me
Save yourself sometime, Don't give it to her
hair used to be yellow?
that's blond
My father used to say to me :
There's no such thing as early. You either on time or late.
- You waitin' on the bus? - Yeah
It was on time today
What do you mean? It always comes 7:22
ain't supposed to
supposed to come at 6:58
God
I've been worried all week about what would happen
if one thing went wrong
I never considered what would happen if everything went wrong
Ladies and gentlemen
This ** express to Far Rockaway
Far Rockaway?
That's far out the way
Ten stops pass where I have to go
A wise man once said : Never challange worse.
I was block away from the school where 60 seconds to make
I didn't think things to get worse
I was wrong
Oh my god, my baby!
Freeze! Is this the guy?
- The guy who what? - The guy stole my car
- I didn't.. - Shut up
- How tall are you? - I'm 5'7"
- And I did not.. - Shut up.
No, I don't think it's him
Are you sure? ***
- He was wearing a mask - He was wearing a mask?
cover your face
Not your eyes, your mouth
- And what he said? - "Give me your car"
- Say "Give me your car" - Give me your car
- "Give me your car!" - Give me your car
- No - **?
- No - Are you sure?
- Yeap - Alright, beat it
- You're late - Please, Mr.Thurman
Principal's office, you're late
Mr.Thurman, please, I can't be late
Then consider yourself early for next year
Usually my mother was my judge, jury, and executioner
But now she was my lawyer
Why does he have to repeat the entire 10th grade?
Can he just repeat one day?
Let me put in your funicular.
Rules is rules.
- What did you say? - I..It's okay, ma
She does that. I'll explain later
Well I don't understand
why you can't make an exception for him
I mean, didn't he pass all his tests, including his finals?
Yes, but this isn't about education.
This is about punctuality
Look, could I apeal to a higher athority and have Chris promoted,
like we did when vice superintendence's daughter got pregnant and miss the entire 10th grade?
Yes!
But you don't really want your son being cuddled
and helped through life and all of its obstacles
like some rich little white girl, do you?
Say yes! Say yes!
No, well, I guess you're right.
I am.
You may not realize this now, Chris
But making you repeat the 10th grade
is the biggest favor I'm ever going to do for you.
While I was trying to make the grade at Tattaglia
Drew was figuring out how to make the cut
- Amateur nite? - Amateur nite?
- Are you crazy? - Are you crazy?
You know, the Pope came the Harlem once
tryin' to give a mass at the Apollo,
- got booed off - got booed off
Man, that crowd was tougher than the Vietcong
tougher than the Vietcong
You know, we all performed at the Apollo.
Oh yeah? what did you do?
Sang luther vandross's "A house is not a home"
A chiar is still a chiar
when there's no one sittin'
there
But a chair is not a house
and a house is not a home
there's no one there to hold you tight
And no one there
you can kiss
goodnight
Wow, so, what happened?
- Got booed off - Got booed off
Meanwhile, I was going down like O.J. in the Vegas trial
Chris, this is your own fault.
If you would told me you're having problems, then I could done something
It's not the end of the world
Most people don't get to finish 10th grade once.
You get to do it twice
It's kind a like working a double shift.
You know how embarrassing this gonna be?
As embarrassing as being 40 and still living with your mother
cause you're too stupid to listen to her repeat the 10th grade and get your diploma.
Mom, if I'm late again, I will be in the 10th grade for the rest of my life.
- Then be on time. - May I be excused?
Yeah, go ahead.
If you wanna sulk, go sulk, it's not gonna change anything.
Ask Hillary Clinton
Drew, What's taking you so long?
Hey, mom, come look at my hair.
Oh, that's nice.
Vanessa better get back here soon.
You did a great job.
I don't know. I think she'd cover more over face.
- So, Julius, what do you think? - It's nice.
Yeah, Just wrap it up for the next couple of nights, It'll hold.
That's what they told Michael Jackson about his face
Go help your brother.
- So, how much do we owe you? - Uh..with your discount, 25 dollars.
Julius, pay her.
Ooh, dinner smells good.
Ooh, lambchops! I love lambchops.
Well, Chris isn't hungry you can have his plate if you want.
Oh, thank you.
You know, I have reservations at Pastures and Shores, but um..
Now I can keep the money.
Do you have something special with is?
Like pay off some debts, something like that?
No..See, that's the best thing about having money is I don't owe anybody.
My father's tryin get his cash out of Pam
My mother was trying to get me out of the house.
Chris, time to get up.
I'm not going school today.
What's wrong? you're sick?
No, I'm not sick.
I'm droppin' out.
And in about an hour, I'll be coming, too!
After my mother tried knock up some sense into me
She try to talk some sense into me.
Chris, I'm not gonna sit back, and watch you throw your life away.
Ma, you can't make me go.
I did not spend all these years trying to make sure that you...!!
He's right, Rochell. You can't force him to go.
But if you think you're gonna sit around in this house all day, think again.
If you don't go to school, you go to work.
Well, what kind of job is he supposed to get with 10th grade education?
I don't know. Ask Jeorge Bush.
What're you gonna be, chris?
So that's it? You're quitting school?
Look, I'm not repeatin' the 10th grade.
I don't know what else to do.
well, you thought about G.E.D.?
G.E.D.?
In the job market, it will put you an equal level than a ex-con.
Except the ones who finished the highschool.
I suppose it's for the best stuff.
How's that?
If you're sophomore when I'm junior, there's
no way I can ever be seen with you again.
I don't have any more cool points to lose, dude.
From the 0 you start it out with.
Hey, Kelly, Alex. so is it a true? flunked out?
I didn't flunk out. but I am leaving school.
Cool. You wanna hang out sometime?
- you're kiddin' me, right? - Na..I mean
I've been beating crap out of you all these years, because
secretly, I've been envious of your determinations and your accomplishments.
I wanted to try crush spirits so I wouldn't feel inferior.
But now that you're droppin' out,
Society won't take you over. So we can hang.
So who're you gonna pick on when I'm going?
Just give me a minuet.
Now, go ahead.
While I was gettin' beat by the system,
Drew was drummin' up a new idea.
Cool
While I was trying to get a handle on my future,
My father was trying to get a handle on his cash.
Hey, Julius. What're you doing over here?
- You need a shave? - No
- I need 25 dollars. - 25 dollars?
I don't know. That's a lot.
I'm not comfortable with loanin' out that kind of money.
Neither was I when I loaned to you.
Can I get my money back, please?
my god, I forgot all about that.
How do you forget when you got some free money?
I found 20 dollars one time,
I was on Flatbush Avenue, in front of the check cashier place.
It was 5:07pm, on a wednesday.
64 degrees.
I remeber it like it was yesterday.
I found a 10, a 5, a 2 dollar bill,
2 dollars and a 15 cent of quarters,
3 nickels and 25 pennies.
- One of'em was Canadian. - I'm sorry.
Why didn't you just say somethin'?
Why didn't you just pay him back?
Uhm..Can I pay you back tomorrow? I left my wallet at home.
You got a cash register right there!
After all my parents did for me
I tried to do something for myself.
G.E.D.?
Yeah, it's just like graduate from high shcool.
No, it's not. Do you get a G.E.D. cap and gown?
Can people sign your G.E.D. yearbook?
Do they have G.E.D. reunion?
Yes, it's called "Flavor of love"
Ma, a lot of people got the G.E.D., they're fine.
- I looked it up. - They are like who?
Bill Cosby got G.E.D.
So what, you wanna be a comedian? Ha! Very funny.
Chris, is this what you wanna do?
Yes, I'll make you proud of me.
Okay.
As long as you're out when you're 18.
It'll be alright. If he doesn't make us proud,
I'll kill him. And nobody will ever know.
While I was marching to the beat of different drummer,
Drew was beatin' the auds at the Apollo.
"I Luv God"
Now that boy, is smart.
I knew he just gonna get booed off.
But if I know that you can't boo kid,
and you can't boo God.
At least he's not singing "A house is not a home".
What're you doing?
I'm singing "A house is not a home"
After Drew got his standing ovation, Tonya got one too.
Congratulations.
Hi, baby.
That's my daughter. That's my daughter.
After taking the G.E.D.,
I wasn't sure if I had passed or failed.
But I knew there's no turning back.
Pencils down.
Next to a pregnancy scare,
waiting from the results from my G.E.D.
was one of the scariest moments of my life.
not gonna happen.
who get that fried crust?
Livin' on a prayer - Bon Jovi
hey, baby.
hey, where's Drew and Tonya?
They're walking over from Doc's.
Tommy used to work on the docks
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Union's been on strike He's down on his luck
it's tough
- Hey - Hey, ma
I love fried crust.
- Don't fill up on it. - Where's daddy?
In his skin. when he jumps out, you jump in.
For love
make it or not
we'll give it a shot
Oh, we're half way there
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Ma, I heard they're hiring at the Red Lobster.
They're not hiring you.
I wonder how hungry people have to be to eat a lobster.
I mean, who looks that and says : "Man, It looks good."
Boy, you thought about what you're gonna do if you don't pass the G.E.D.?
hey, everybody.
- Hey, daddy. - Hey.
- What's that?? - Chris's G.E.D. results.
- Did you pass? - Open it.
- Is that a fried crust?? - Yeah, that's good.
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