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♪ I want candy
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What time are the other guys
getting there?
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Everyone just said sundown,
which should be soon.
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♪ I want candy
♪ I want candy
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♪ I want candy
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[ Horn honks ]
♪ I want candy
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♪ I want candy
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Lookin' good, Ryan!
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Yeah, I got a real cape
this year.
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Check it out!
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♪ Hey
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Hey, Sharon, did you see
the box of Jack Daniels?
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Oh, no. You're not
doing this again.
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What do you mean?
Of course I am.
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Stan wanted us to take him
to the pumpkin patch.
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Sharon, you know
the week leading up to Halloween
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is always my Witch Party Week
with the guys.
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Yeah, and you guys
get wasted.
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We have some drinks.
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Come on.
All the other guys' wives
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aren't being bitchy
about it.
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♪♪
[ Horn honks ]
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Sup, witches?!
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All right!
Randy's got the J.D.!
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Yep. Who's got
the other stuff?
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Kevin says
he's bringing it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ All chuckling ]
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[ Quietly ] Come on.
Come on.
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[ Normal voice ] Sweetheart,
can we get going, please?
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Heidi:
Hang on, babe!
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Just a couple
more things.
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Honey, the pumpkin patch
opened like an hour ago
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and 'member how
I was saying
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I want to get there early?
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What do you think?
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Great. Perfect. Let's go
to the pumpkin patch.
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Yup! Almost ready.
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Wha-What?
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Okay, spider
or the bat?
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The spider's great.
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Really? 'Cause I think
I like the bat.
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[ Quietly ] Why does she
do this every time?
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What, babe? [ Normal voice
] I said it's time...
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Boy, look at the time.
'Kay, all set!
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'Kay, here we go, going
to the pumpkin patch.
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Okay! Oh! I forgot
my glitter lip gloss!
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You don't need
glitter lip gloss!
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Eric, are you upset?
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Do you need to talk
about something?
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No! No, we don't
need to talk!
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I'm super happy!
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Oh, okay.
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Hang on,
I got to pee.
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Cool. You got to pee again.
Awesome.
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Almost thought you guys
were gonna bail on us!
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah, right.
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We're gonna miss
the first night of the party.
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'Sup, Steven, Chip.
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Just ready to
party farty, witches.
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Well, I got the Jack.
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And I got
the crack!
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Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack
Witch Week.
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Let's do this!
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Everybody
up the hill!
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All:
♪ Everybody have fun tonight
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♪ Jack and Crack
Witch Week tonight ♪
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♪ Everybod...
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Thanks for taking
the kids out, Ms. Cartman.
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Heidi's been
looking forward to it.
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Oh, yes, my little Eric
just loves the pumpkin patch.
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It's one of his favorite events
of the year!
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Okay, come on!
Let's go!
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All right.
You kids all ready?
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Yup, all set
to go to the pumpkin patch.
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It's been open
for over an hour now!
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Oh, don't you
look cute, Heidi!
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Awesome. Here we go.
Heading out now.
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Hold on, Eric.
I want a picture.
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No. Pumpkin patch is gonna
Will you take a picture, Dad?
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See, all the best pumpkins
get taken, and then...
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Heidi's Dad:
Cheese!
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Okay. Come on.
Here we go, going out the door.
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Go, Mom.
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Bye, Daddy!
Love you!
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'Kay, here we go
to the pumpkin patch!
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Oh, crap. Hang on.
I forgot my bracelet!
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Oh, my [BLEEP] God.
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Eric, potty mouth.
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Arghghgh!
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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All: [ Chanting ] Put a spell on our
bosses, put a spell on our wives.
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A hex on the Patriots,
let's [BLEEP] up their lives!
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And screw
the Raiders, too!
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All: Yeah!
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[ Cheering,
indistinct chatter ]
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[ Chuckles ] No way!
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Check out Stephen,
you guys!
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[ Chuckles ]
Happy Witch Week!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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Hey, hey!
[ Music stops ]
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You guys want to see
some real witchcraft?
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Ooooh.
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[ Laughter ]
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I mean it!
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I got this spell book
last month.
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Got it in
Salem, Massachusetts.
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They say it's real.
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Like from the devil himself.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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You guys want to try it?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey!
Wait up, babe.
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Hey, where
you been, Eric?!
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Oh, boy! What
a great time that was!
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Thanks for coming,
kids.
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Oh, you just
getting here?
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Yes, we are
just getting here.
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Okay, go on in, I suppose.
Petting zoo's closed,
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and I think they stopped
the churro machine.
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The petting zoo's cl...
The petting zoo is closed?
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Yeah, you can still maybe
do the bouncy house.
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Come on, babe!
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Arkna...
Pedooim... Uthnod borall.
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That's pretty cool.
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Uthnod borall!
Uthnod alverndaraal!
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Wickus... stayfallo...
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Uh.
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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Ah!
Oh, it burns!
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Okay, Chip.
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You might need to ease up
on the crack there, buddy.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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I'll kill you all!
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Kill you all!
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[ Explosions, screaming ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Laughs ] You'll all be dead
by Halloween!
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Get out!
Everyone out!
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What do you mean?!
I just got here!
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There's a witch!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Come on, Eric!
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No! I missed it!
I missed it all!
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Yells ]
[ Laughing continues ]
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[ Yawns ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, hey.
Didn't see you there.
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Did you hear anything
about what happened last night?
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Uh... no.
What Happened?
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Your buddy, Chip Duncan?
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Apparently he flew around
on a broom,
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blew things up
and kidnapped some children.
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Are you serious?!
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You heard nothing
about this?!
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He flew away vowing we'd
all be dead by Halloween.
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God, I knew that guy
was a [BLEEP] chode.
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Randy, what did you guys do
at that party?
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Nothin'.
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We were just hangin' out
and talkin' and stuff,
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and then Chip
got all weird.
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People were hurt!
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Yeah, I agree...
It's awful!
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We're not like Chip, okay?
He's a bad witch!
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Did any of you guys
actually see the witch?!
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Yeah, it was
terrifying.
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She had a broom
and a cackle and everything.
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What are we
gonna do, guys?
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Our parents are never
gonna let us trick-or-treat
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with a witch
flying around!
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They say she blew up
the pumpkin patch.
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Did any of you guys
see that?
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No, I missed
the whole thing.
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I always try to get to the
pumpkin patch really early.
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Yeah, I got there
early, too.
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You get the best pumpkins
that way.
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Anyways, I guess the witch
destroyed the whole thing.
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Stan: We got to take matters into
our own hands. None of us are safe.
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Yeah, but what
are we gonna do?
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Kyle: No, we got to just hope
the police will handle it.
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Yeah right, like they'll
handle anything.
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Stan's right.
This might fall on us.
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Yeah, we got to
save Halloween.
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Don't you
think so, Eric?
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What?
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We got to do something
to get rid of her!
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Yes.
You're right, guys.
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It's my only way out.
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All right. See you, Sharon.
Have a good night!
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Where do you think
you're going?
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What do you mean?
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It's day two of Witch Week
with the guys.
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You can't possibly be
considering doing this again!
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Why not?
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Randy a real with is flying around
in the sky snatching children!
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I don't think
this is the best time
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for you to be wearing
a witch costume and partying.
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Ugh. Gah! Just because
of one bad witch,
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we're supposed
to stop a tradition
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that goes back
twenty-some-odd years?!
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Jesus!
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Hey, Randy.
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'Sup, guys?
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You know, just getting
a bunch of shit
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for being witches.
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I know, right?!
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It's like there's
one awful witch
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who wants
to kill everybody,
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so now they're coming after
all of us!
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This is like
a witch... thingie.
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It's like a witch
pursuit thingie!
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A witch... uh...
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It's a witch
chase and shoot 'em up!
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Yeah, that's
what it is!
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Hey, what the hell
is this?
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Randy: Park closed
until further notice.
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That's bullshit!
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Oh, my God!
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They can't do this.
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The whole town really is
on a witch pursuit thing.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Woman screams ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Check this out,
you guys.
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It says that
to destroy a witch,
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you need bent pits,
nine in all,
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each bent into an "L" shape.
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What are bent pits?
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Hey, guys!
I think I got it figured out!
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You do?
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I knew Eric would come up
with a plan!
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Okay, first of all,
we need a scary place
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to lure her into.
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What is the creepiest place
in town?
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Ross Dress for Less.
That's right.
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Stan and Kyle will wait inside
the Ross Dress for Less
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and I will
bring Heidi there.
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Once inside,
Kenny and Butters
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will set off a series
of explosions that will...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the
[BLEEP] are you talking about?
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This is how we're going
to get rid of Heidi.
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Nobody's talking about
getting rid of Heidi!
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You guys said you would help me
get rid of her!
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Of the witch!
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Who cares about a witch?!
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My life is a living hell,
you guys!
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Then break up with her!
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You clearly can't stand her.
Let the poor girl go!
256
00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:38,588
I've tried!
It's impossible!
257
00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:41,457
Heidi's a nice girl.
How can you be so awful to her?!
258
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:44,794
You don't understand. She has no
time-management skills whatsoever.
259
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:47,108
You don't know 'cause you've
never had a girlfriend, Kyle!
260
00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,401
Fine.
Just leave me to suffer.
261
00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,912
Next time you want me
to kill someone for you,
262
00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:54,770
just forget about it.
263
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,342
Students and parents,
264
00:10:59,376 --> 00:11:01,645
I know that you are
all concerned about the witch
265
00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:03,513
who is preying upon our town.
266
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:04,981
And I want to speak to you all
267
00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:07,317
about how to try
and protect yourselves.
268
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,985
But first,
269
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:11,588
some gentlemen
have asked to speak
270
00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:14,624
on what they perceive to be
a "witch pursuit thing."
271
00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:18,837
Oh, wait, I'm supposed
to be actually over...
272
00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,363
Yeah, you go over
there, Stewart.
273
00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:22,766
Right, right,
right, right.
274
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:26,802
All: ♪ We're all
on the same side, you and I ♪
275
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:31,475
♪ Let's all stick togetha,
let's try ♪
276
00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:33,276
♪ When things are going bad
277
00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,978
♪ And there's people
you need to confront ♪
278
00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:41,017
♪ Just be sure it doesn't turn
into a witch pursuit thing ♪
279
00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:44,754
[ Others vocalizing ] Hey, guys. There's
good witches and there's bad witches,
280
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,657
And we stand with you
281
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:50,394
in saying this particular witch
needs to be brought down.
282
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:53,664
But that doesn't mean
we should all be closing parks.
283
00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:56,967
And stopping
all witch activity because...
284
00:11:56,999 --> 00:12:00,704
All: ♪ Let's not turn this
into a witch pursuit thing ♪
285
00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:02,004
Dad, get outta here!
286
00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:04,641
We're trying to deal
with an actual witch.
287
00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:06,475
Nobody's coming after you!
288
00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:08,312
Yes, they are, boys!
289
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,747
And next
they'll be coming after you!
290
00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:13,317
'Cause you're all
little sons a witches.
291
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:14,918
Right,
you don't have to worry
292
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,787
about us going around
snatching children.
293
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,921
Only the other witch
does that.
294
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,761
Hey, babe.
Oh, hey, Eric.
295
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:27,573
Listen, there's a big fun
costume party tonight
296
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:28,532
and I was thinking
you and me should go.
297
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,033
What do you say?
298
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:33,103
A costume party?
With everything that's going on?
299
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:35,448
Yeah, I just think, you know,
we need to let off some steam
300
00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:37,015
and have a little Halloween fun,
you know?
301
00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,874
I already have our costumes
picked out.
302
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:40,910
Well... I guess.
303
00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:42,712
Cool, I'll come pick you up
at 5:00!
304
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,890
Well, maybe make it 4:30
if you're bringing the costumes.
305
00:12:44,914 --> 00:12:46,717
I might need a little extra time
to get ready.
306
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,519
Oh, I'm counting on it.
307
00:12:49,552 --> 00:12:51,587
[ Doorbell rings ]
308
00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:55,425
Randy, can I talk to you?
309
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,059
Sure, Stephen.
310
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,862
I've been doing
a lot of thinking, Randy.
311
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:02,932
About the past.
About what we've done.
312
00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:04,735
I think
it's time we come clean
313
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,436
and tell everyone
about the crack.
314
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:09,538
And the spells
against our wives.
315
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:11,107
Okay, look,
you're freaked out.
316
00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:12,742
It's understandable.
317
00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,878
I have to admit
what I've done wrong, Randy!
318
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,946
I feel like
everything's crashing down
319
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,415
and I want Linda to hear it
from me first.
320
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:20,951
Okay, we smoked
a little crack...
321
00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:22,885
We put harmless spells
on our wives.
322
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,588
We were
just messing around.
323
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:25,755
It was harmless fun!
324
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,591
Was it?
325
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:29,802
Or did we close our eyes to
what Chip Duncan was becoming?
326
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:32,128
Stephen, you can't turn
on your own kind.
327
00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:34,630
That's what these
witch pursuit thingies do, okay?
328
00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:36,400
They make everyone go crazy.
329
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:37,833
I'm sorry, Randy.
330
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,469
I have to clear
my conscience.
331
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:43,839
[ Sighs ]
All right, Stephen.
332
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,641
At least give us
till tomorrow morning
333
00:13:45,676 --> 00:13:47,810
to talk to our wives
and prepare them, all right?
334
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,413
Can you just give us
till morning?
335
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:52,449
Yeah, sure.
336
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,550
I'm sorry.
337
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,451
It's okay. It's okay.
338
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,824
Hey, it's Randy.
339
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:02,968
We've got until
tomorrow morning
340
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,860
to sacrifice Stephen
to the devil.
341
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:07,129
I'll explain later,
just get everyone together.
342
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:09,732
And maybe bring
just a little bit of crack.
343
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,434
[ Crickets chirping ]
344
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:12,802
[ Owl hoots ]
345
00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,138
[ Wings flutter ]
346
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:17,807
Don't you think we should stay
on the main roads, Eric?
347
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:19,942
This seems like
a bad place to be right now.
348
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:22,120
Don't worry Heidi, this is
the fastest way to the party.
349
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:24,648
I'm sure the witch
won't even notice us!
350
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:25,949
[ Bird screeches ]
351
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:27,817
Eric, come on,
this is a bad idea.
352
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,985
Let's turn around.
353
00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:30,720
Well, Heidi,
if we'd been on time
354
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,456
we wouldn't need
to take a short cut,
355
00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:34,624
but I wanted to give you
your space to get ready.
356
00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,492
Is that
what this is about?
357
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:38,036
You're still mad about
the pumpkin patch, aren't you?
358
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,562
Why would I be mad?
359
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,163
You wanted to make sure
you looked right
360
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,141
and then had to eat
and use the bathroom 40 times.
361
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:45,168
I can't blame you for missing
the pumpkin patch.
362
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,537
I didn't use the bathroom
40 times!
363
00:14:47,571 --> 00:14:50,874
[ Evil laughter ]
364
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:51,942
What was that!?
365
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,644
[ Leaves rustle ]
366
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,480
Eric! Did you hear that?!
367
00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,881
Eric?!
368
00:14:57,913 --> 00:14:59,182
Eric!
369
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:01,851
Oh, my God!
Eric, are you okay?!
370
00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:07,557
Well, well,
what have we here?
371
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:10,927
Sweet. Come on...
Come on...
372
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:14,930
Dude, is your dad home?
373
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:16,566
No.
I don't know where he is.
374
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,168
We can't find our dads
either!
375
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,737
Yeah, and it turns out
our dads and the bad witch
376
00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:23,011
were all part of the same witch group!
We asked our moms,
377
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,850
and they said this has been
going on for years.
378
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:27,244
We gotta find them before
something even stupider happens.
379
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,211
How are we gonna do that?!
There's another guy.
380
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:31,547
Someone else who was
in the witch's club
381
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:33,182
but hasn't been around for a while.
Who?
382
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:38,588
♪♪
383
00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:40,557
Mr. President,
384
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,625
you have an urgent call
from a Butters Stotch.
385
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,629
Butters?
What's he want?
386
00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:48,230
This is the President.
387
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:50,968
Oh, uh, hello,
Mr. President, how are you?
388
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,702
Butter him up,
Butters.
389
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:55,271
How... How is running
the country goin'?
390
00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:58,574
Oh, it's fine. You know, just
making the country great again.
391
00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:00,647
Did you get rid of all
the immigrants like you said?
392
00:16:00,677 --> 00:16:02,713
I got rid of, like,
six of 'em so far...
393
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,881
You know it's little harder
than I thought.
394
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:07,617
Cool, and did you build that
big wall you were gonna build?
395
00:16:07,651 --> 00:16:09,052
Don't be a dick, Butters.
396
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,120
Are you just calling
to shit on my Halloween?
397
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:14,223
No, sir!
I... Well, the thing is...
398
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:16,559
Didn't you used to do J and C
Witch Week with our dads?
399
00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:18,761
Yeah, it was
my favorite time of year.
400
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:21,732
Now I just have to
celebrate it alone.
401
00:16:21,764 --> 00:16:22,975
Well, the thing is,
Mr. President,
402
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:24,768
one of the guys did a spell
403
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,278
and took a bunch of children
and he's gonna eat 'em all.
404
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,605
Lemme guess...
Chip Duncan.
405
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,906
Oh, that guy
was always such a douche.
406
00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:32,285
Mr. President,
please, you gotta help.
407
00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:34,244
Our dads can't do anything
'cause they're scared
408
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,978
people are coming
after all witches.
409
00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:37,713
Coming after all witches?!
410
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,050
Oh, geez...
411
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,336
♪♪
412
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,272
So you were there
when witch showed up
413
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,506
and took your girlfriend?
414
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,274
Yes, it just came
outta nowhere.
415
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,344
I tried to save Heidi,
but it was too late.
416
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,111
What was your girlfriend
wearing?
417
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,514
She was dressed kinda like me
418
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,281
but had a simple
Munich dirndl from Germany.
419
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,083
And you didn't stop at all
420
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,396
to think that what you were
doing might attract the witch?
421
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,220
Excuse me?
422
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,632
Are you actually trying
to blame the victim here?!
423
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,359
I'm just saying that if
there's a big fat witch around,
424
00:17:06,391 --> 00:17:08,094
maybe you shouldn't
walk through the woods
425
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,028
dressed
as Hansel and Gretel.
426
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,396
Ohhh!
427
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,197
Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick.
Not cool!
428
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,565
I will have your badge, sir!
429
00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:15,201
Sorry, folks, sorry.
430
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,004
Detective! Detective!
Call just came in.
431
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,473
The witch has been spotted
at Ross Dress for Less!
432
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,574
Everyone to
Ross Dress for Less now!
433
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,882
Guys?
I'm here...
434
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,552
Guys?
435
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,086
What's this all about?
436
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,123
Hello, Stephen.
437
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,393
Oh, hey.
What are we meeting here for?
438
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:44,062
It's too late, Stephen.
We called the police.
439
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,131
We know
you took those children.
440
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:49,235
What?!
What... What are you doing?
441
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,646
[ Sirens wailing ]
Here he is, everybody!
442
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,206
Stephen's a bad witch!
443
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,441
No!
444
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,944
We're putting a stop to you,
Stephen!
445
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,414
Because that's
what good witches do!
446
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:04,650
Oh, my God.
I see what this is.
447
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,920
This witch pursuit thing has you
on a witch pursuit thing now!
448
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,421
[ Sirens chirp ]
449
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,989
[ Tires screech ]
450
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,925
I'm innocent! Please!
451
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,427
It's over, Stotch!
452
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:15,703
What have you done
with the children?
453
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,529
No, don't you see?!
454
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,699
They're just doing their own
witch pursuit thingy now.
455
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,066
This is madness!
456
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:25,271
[ Evil laughter ]
457
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,244
Hey, wassup, bros?
458
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,147
"Wassup bros"?!
459
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,616
Chip, do you see
all the chaos you've caused?
460
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,084
Yeah, so? I'm a witch.
461
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,019
[ Scoffs ]
You understand
462
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,488
everyone associates us
with you, right?
463
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,625
Of course they do.
You're all witches too, dudes!
464
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,428
Not like you!
465
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,095
What'd you do
with the children?
466
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,197
They're all in here!
See?
467
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,566
Children: Daddy! Mommy! Daddy!
[ Screaming ]
468
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,403
I'm going to use their souls
to increase my power!
469
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,005
[ Airplane whirring ]
470
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,641
Look! Another witch
is flying down now!
471
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:07,245
[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]
472
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,648
Butters, come on!
We got to go!
473
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,551
Okay! Where?
474
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,623
I guess our witches were gonna
sacrifice your witch,
475
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,630
but then the bad witch showed up and
now the witch we called just arrived!
476
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,658
There's witches everywhere!
Holy moly!
477
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,761
Look, Chip, if we had known
you were gonna hurt people
478
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,362
we would have
never even hung out.
479
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,699
Oh, gimme a break, Randy.
No, seriously.
480
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,635
Like if one of you guys
had the power I have
481
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,668
you wouldn't use it.
482
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,470
We wouldn't!
483
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,506
Excuse me... Chip what
the [BLEEP] are you doing?
484
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,308
Oh, hey, man!
485
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,176
You're ruining the party
for everyone, Chip,
486
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,343
I'm here to take you out.
487
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,545
[ Laughs evilly ]
488
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,414
You'll never stop me!
489
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,217
I grow more powerful
every moment!
490
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,351
You wanna see real power?
491
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,021
All right, take the shot.
492
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,689
[ Beeping ]
493
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,690
[ Zap! ]
494
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,499
[ Cheering ]
495
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,336
I'm free!
496
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,409
Mommy! Daddy!
497
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,310
Is that all of em?
498
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,354
There's one more
little girl!
499
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,479
Come on out,
little girl!
500
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,281
Heidi:
Okay! Just a second!
501
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,384
Come on little girl,
everyone's waitin' on ya.
502
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,188
Okay! Almost ready.
Hang on.
503
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,724
[ Sighs ]
It's gonna be a while.
504
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,592
Well, we did it guys!
505
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,695
Everyone'll be stoked
on us now!
506
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,096
Hey! And there's still
a few nights left
507
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,598
of Jack and Crack
Witch Week!
508
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,534
Everybody follow me!
509
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,337
I've got tons of Jack,
tons of crack, and a jet!
510
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,605
[ Cheering ]
511
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,106
- Party's back on!
- We did it, guys!
512
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,441
Don't wait up, Sharon!
513
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,344
I'm gonna party with
El Presidente.
514
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,781
All ready
to trick or treat?!
515
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,652
Yeah, no, I've been ready
for a couple hours now.
516
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,120
Cool, I just wanna put on
some lip gloss.
517
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,665
Do these stockings go
with this outfit?
518
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,790
I thought maybe
I should use the red ones...
519
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,492
Is it cold out?
520
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,271
You think I should put
a hoodie on over this?
521
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,763
Nah, covers up my costume
too much, don't you think?
522
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,398
Okay, all ready.
523
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,167
Oh, wait! Hang on.
524
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,371
I can't decide if I should
wear leggings or not.
525
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,371
Is it gonna be cold?
Shall I ...
526
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,772
Excuse me? Are you actually
trying to blame the victim here?!
527
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,244
I'm just saying that if
there's a big fat witch around,
528
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,280
maybe you shouldn't
walk through the woods
529
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,249
dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
Ohhh!
530
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,884
Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick.
Not cool!
531
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,285
I will have your badge, sir!
532
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,419
Sorry, folks, sorry.