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You're looking... [CLEARS THROAT]
very commanding this evening, Nadine.
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You still coming to my graduation,
Mr Cynical Man of the Law?
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Am I still invited?
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Anything?
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Negative.
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What's the point? I just
wanna glimpse of him, is all.
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Come home, Michael, please.
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- Stella, it's just...
- Oh, sorry, no, forget it.
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I shouldn't have said nothing.
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[THEME MUSIC]
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♪ And then she smiles ♪
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♪ And my heart starts beating ♪
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- ♪ I go weak inside ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
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Sync & corrections by PetaG
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Yes, it's a football.
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But a football with a twist.
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Cool!
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- Signed by the entire Swansea team.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Don't want you forgetting your
roots when you're playing for...
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well, I can barely say it...
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- Cardiff City.
- [ALL CHUCKLE]
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It's the academy, Bobs. I'll
never make it to the actual team.
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- Well, you may do one day.
- Yeah, if you keep thinking positive.
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All I'm saying is, you may
be a Bluebird on the outside,
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but deep down, you'll
always be a Swan. Oh, God!
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Hey, come on, he's only
moving to the next village.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Oh... all the best, mate!
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Oh.
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[SHE SIGHS]
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Coming to see us, won't you?
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Mmm...? Yeah!
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Say bye to Michael...
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and tell him to sort himself out.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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Oh, Christ, I'm a shivering rack!
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[HE SNIFFLES AND SOBS]
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- 26 grand, Luke! 26 bloody grand!
- _
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Yeah, can see why
people enjoy 'em so much,
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these jewellery auctions.
Addictive places.
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I know, that's £2,000
profit in ten days.
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Bit worried to be honest,
how much I enjoyed it.
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I mean, it's not that different
from being at bookie's.
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Don't you dare!
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Anyway, got plans for
this money. Come on!
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I see them injuries have
faded, Michael Jackson,
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after your pub brawl last
week with Rob Morgan's brother.
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- It wasn't a brawl.
- Never trust a Morgan.
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I've said it before and I'll
say it again, but ooh-ah...
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Well, thanks for that
plastic pearl of wisdom.
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Ooh, while I've got you, I
need some free legal advice.
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How can I force Lord Stanley
Llewellyn to admit to being my father?
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Well, you can't.
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But I got proof!
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I got the letter he wrote to Olwen
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after he'd, you know,
parked his car in her garage.
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It still doesn't prove anything.
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The only proof that
counts is DNA evidence.
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Ah, you'd know all
about that, of course.
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Oh, presents. Why'd you ring the bell?
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Well, what do you expect?
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Poor bloke doesn't know what he'll
find on the other side of that door!
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Whose baby are you having this week?
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Which of his ex-girlfriends is
living here this month rent-free?
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- Beyonce's moved out, by the way.
- Yes, I heard.
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Tell you what, thank
God that young Billy
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is off to a more stable
home environment today.
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'Cause who knows what damage
your devil-may-care existence
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would do him if he
stayed a second longer.
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It's more like Glastonbury
than Pontyberry in this house!
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But ooh-ah!
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I wanted to give Billy something.
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Don't worry, it's not a
pair of football boots.
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Oh... well, you've missed him, presh.
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What, he's gone?
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Yeah, 'bout a half-hour ago.
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Well, why didn't you tell
me he was going so early?
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I thought he was here till lunchtime.
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Well, I didn't know you were so
desperate to see him, you never said.
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But I wanted to say goodbye.
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Sorry.
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Got him a globe and everything.
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Look, Michael, it's your
choice not to live here, OK?
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So don't be blaming me if you're not
across everything that's going on.
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Thanks, Stella.
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Hmm.
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What?!
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Thanks, Jag.
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I haven't seen you
for a few days, Nadine.
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I have missed you.
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Don't be sarcastic!
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- No, I meant...
- Sorry, Jag.
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I'm in a bad space at the moment.
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Can't see the point in anything.
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Everything I try my
hand to goes pears-up,
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the dog-grooming, the wedding
planning, the waitressing.
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And now I've gone and
ruined the dating agency.
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And is it any wonder? I mean, I've
hardly got a good track record.
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I destroyed my relationship with Karl.
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- And Ivan Schloss. That's what I said.
- Schloss.
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And I fell for that Will Morgan,
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who turned out to be as
crooked as Glen Brennig's teeth.
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I'm nothing but a lost cause.
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You know, sometimes we
can look into the mirror
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and not see our own reflection.
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Because it's dirty?
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You, my dear, are so
many wonderful things.
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Mmm, like what?
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Well, for a start, you are
a kind and caring mother.
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A good friend.
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You are always well
turned-out and sophisticated.
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Do you think?
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Yes. And you're funny.
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Funny peculiar, like?
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No. Funny.
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You make people smile.
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Yeah, only 'cause
they're taking the piss.
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You know what they're like
round here. It's disgusting!
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Nadine...
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[SIGHING] Thank God! I
thought I'd find you here.
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I've got a massive favour to ask.
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- Stella Morris.
- Jackson.
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I take it you've got
your two tickets sorted
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for the graduation ceremony?
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Yes. Aunty Brenda's coming,
and Michael's bringing Holly.
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Well, I shall not be attending.
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For as of tomorrow, you'll no
longer be under my jurisdiction
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or my yellow card regime, but I
want you to know you done well.
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So keep up the good work and...
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what-have-you.
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Thanks, Cheryl.
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Over and out.
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I need a quick word.
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Jesus, Bobby, don't be creeping
up on me like that, you weirdo!
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What is it?
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[SIGHING] I should have moved
out when you got married.
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Oh, though somehow it didn't happen.
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But what'll I do without you?
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Ben's gone, Billy's gone, Michael's...
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- [SIGHING] Well...
- Yeah, well that's the thing.
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Michael shouldn't be gone. He
should be back living with you,
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- and I feel like it's all my fault.
- How is it your fault?
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Don't be daft.
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[SHE SIGHS]
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Where are you gonna go?
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Not far.
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Next door, in fact.
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- Nadine Bevan's looking for a lodger.
- [SHE SIGHS]
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Though she didn't realise
she was looking for a lodger
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until I pointed out she was.
[HE CHUCKLES]
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- Oh... [HE SNIFFLES]
- Oh, Bobs!
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Stell!
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- [HE SOBS]
- [CHEERY MUSIC]
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[SHE SIGHS]
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[SOBBING CONTINUES]
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- Ha-ha! Right?
- It's gorgeous.
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It's not very practical, though, Luke.
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Maybe we should look
at something like that.
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Yeah, wait, hang on.
It's got four seats.
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I mean, yeah, it's a bit
poky in the back, like,
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- but it'll be fine for the two kids.
- The two kids, yeah.
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But not if there's three.
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What?
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- What?!
- [CHEERY MUSIC]
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Yes! But you can't
tell anyone yet, Luke.
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- Promise?
- Oh, God, Zoe.
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[SHE SIGHS HEAVILY]
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Just you and me now, then, presh.
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[CLICKS MOUTH] Oh.
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Even took Bobby's bar, look.
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[DOORBELL]
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Oh, my God!
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Little bird tells me it's
your graduation tomorrow!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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BOTH: Oh!
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- Glass of Merlot, please, Yanto.
- Coming right up.
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Where's Jag? Not like him
to take an evening off.
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He's gone to Nadine's for
Bobby's house-warming dinner.
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Celebrate Bobby becoming
Nadine's new lodger.
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- What?
- Timing couldn't be better, really.
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Now that Paula's home for a few days.
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Hang on, Paula's home and
Bobby's moved out of our house?
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- Stella's house.
- Yes.
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He was making a risotto.
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Oh, nice to be told!
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I think it was all a
bit last-minute, mate.
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He was going to do a paella.
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I'm talking about my wife's
inability to communicate, Yanto,
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not Bobby's fucking menu choice.
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Sorry. Um, I'll take this up to my room.
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO IN BACKGROUND]
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They do smell funny, babies,
mind though, don't they?
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Shut up!
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That's my daughter you're talking about.
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Oh, God, it is so lovely to see you.
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I know. Well, it was either
come home for a quick visit
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or go hillwalking in Bogotá with George.
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Oh! Who's this? New man?
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Woman. Georgina.
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Right.
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You... you... you didn't say.
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Yeah, well, still working
it out, to be honest.
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I mean, nobody was
more surprised than me.
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Don't get me wrong, she've done
wonders for my self-confidence.
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She's got such an adventurous spirit.
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But, to be honest, she've been
a little bit possessive of late.
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OK.
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Anyway, enough about me!
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Where to is that obscenely
handsome husband of yours?
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[STELLA SIGHS]
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Well, that was excellent,
even if I do say so yourself.
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- Yeah, fair play.
- [SOFT ROCK BACKGROUND MUSIC]
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Cheers!
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- Here's to new beginnings.
- And old friends.
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Cheers.
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And I don't want you
doing the washing-up, mind.
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I'm gonna do my bit, you watch.
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Oh, sounds like a certain new lodger
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is persuading a certain new landlady
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that she has made a good
decision in taking him on.
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You do love to use a lot
of words, don't you, Jag?
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Sorry.
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No.
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I like it.
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It's nice.
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Now, are you 100% about the bar?
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What?
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Well, 'cause I know it's
not everyone's cup of tea.
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[SHE SIGHS]
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It is a bit old-fashioned,
if truth be told.
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- [TEXT ALERT]
- Well, no! Vintage, they do call it.
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Oh, my God! It's Wesley.
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- The Games Of Thrones chap?
- Yeah!
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He do want to meet me for a drink!
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- What, now?
- Yes, now!
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God, what am I gonna wear?
Everything's still in boxes.
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Looks like you and me are
doing the dishes then, Nadine.
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And then I suppose I should make a move.
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Preparations for Stella's graduation
party won't organise themselves.
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Don't go.
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[CASTANETS MUSICAL FLOURISH]
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Got to dash! Have fun.
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[CASTANETS MUSICAL FLOURISH CONCLUDES]
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Blimey, Paula Kosh doing the washing-up!
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00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:12,997
Must be a good influence
on you, this Georgie woman.
247
00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:14,504
Not really.
248
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,910
I just reckoned, soonest
done, soonest pissed.
249
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,026
That's not an actual saying.
250
00:12:21,237 --> 00:12:24,328
Stop changing the subject. Stella!
251
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,823
[STELLA SIGHS]
252
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:30,723
Have you and Michael Jackson
253
00:12:30,729 --> 00:12:33,873
actually sat down properly
and talked about all this,
254
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,973
like two resenting adults?
255
00:12:35,979 --> 00:12:38,341
Not sure how much good it'd do, Paul.
256
00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:41,059
We're always gonna come back
to the same thing, aren't we?
257
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,055
I was unfaithful to him.
258
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,432
Yeah, you were, you stupid cow!
259
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:48,346
But look on the bright side...
260
00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:50,446
least Rob Morgan's dead.
261
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:51,842
Nice!
262
00:12:51,848 --> 00:12:54,924
No, but I mean, it's not like
it's gonna happen again, is it?
263
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:57,330
You should take up marriage guidance.
264
00:13:00,786 --> 00:13:05,167
You know, Michael reckons Rob's
got this hold over me or something.
265
00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:07,794
Yeah. Well, I'm sorry, presh...
266
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:10,926
but we both know
Michael's right, don't we?
267
00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:14,742
[STELLA SIGHS]
268
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:17,748
[GENTLE MUSIC]
269
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,214
I didn't know if you took sugar.
270
00:13:33,171 --> 00:13:35,085
Uh, one sugar in tea.
271
00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:37,281
None in coffee.
272
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,770
Hm. There we are, then. Good guess.
273
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:41,240
Unless it's a macchiato.
274
00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:42,945
[SHE CLEARS HER THROAT]
275
00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:46,473
- Look... about what happened.
- About last night... I think...
276
00:13:46,479 --> 00:13:47,940
No, you go on.
277
00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:50,264
It was a one-off, wasn't it?
278
00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:55,828
- Er... yes? That's what you want.
- Right. I'll let you get dressed.
279
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:01,520
[SIGHS QUIETLY]
280
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,551
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
281
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,646
Aunty Brenda.
282
00:14:27,652 --> 00:14:29,978
- All right, Dave?
- OK, thanks.
283
00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:37,528
[GASPS QUIETLY]
284
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,617
Ooh! Where to's the aspirin, Stell?
285
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,025
I told you not to have
that fourth bottle.
286
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,023
Oh, good God!
287
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,674
Stella, hi. Paula, hi.
288
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,282
- Right, Jag? Oh, Christ! I feel shit.
- Uh...
289
00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:59,289
- did you want something, presh?
- Yes.
290
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:00,500
No.
291
00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,010
PAULA: Found them!
292
00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:07,217
Right, well, um...
293
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:09,826
I'm just getting ready for the ceremony.
294
00:15:09,832 --> 00:15:11,135
Ceremony?
295
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:12,936
Yeah.
296
00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:15,203
It's my graduation today, remember?
297
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:18,000
You're doing the party
for us up the Fox.
298
00:15:19,903 --> 00:15:21,103
Uh...
299
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,724
are you all right, Jag?
300
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,600
Yes. I am lovely!
301
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,208
- Stell?!
- Oh, bloody hell!
302
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:32,514
I've had a letter from him!
303
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:36,459
- Who?
- My father, Lord Stanley Llewellyn!
304
00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:38,591
He wants to see me, Stell,
305
00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:41,590
before he do go off down the
Caribbean for three months.
306
00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:43,394
- Well, it says this afternoon.
- I know.
307
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,402
So I'm gonna miss your
graduation, I'm afraid.
308
00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:48,269
But, ooh-ah, this is far more important.
309
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,192
- Ooh, Paula Kosh can have my ticket.
- Amazing.
310
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:53,224
Lord only knows what I'm going to wear.
311
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:56,542
It's times like this I wish I'd
never handed in my mayoral chain.
312
00:15:56,548 --> 00:15:58,509
But... ooh-ah!
313
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:05,036
- Oh, and don't think I haven't noticed
- [QUIRKY MUSIC]
314
00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:07,756
you're wearing the same clothes
as yesterday, Jagadesh Chaudary
315
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:10,205
or that I didn't see you
leaving Nadine Bevan's house
316
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,459
first thing this morning.
317
00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:14,481
I'm just too stressed to comment!
318
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,000
[GASPING] Yah!
319
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:20,589
[DOOR OPENS]
320
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:22,905
[DOOR SLAMS]
321
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,278
[SIGHING] I can't believe he's late!
322
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,784
Oh, give him a break, mun.
323
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,491
Yeah, well if he's not here in two
minutes, I'm going in without him.
324
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,439
Stop being such a dick!
325
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:41,664
- You're just nervous.
- No, I'm not.
326
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,639
Yeah, you are, and you're
taking it out on Michael.
327
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:46,869
Here, get some of this down you.
328
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,783
Paula! I am driving. And graduating.
329
00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:52,682
- What is wrong with you?
- Stella!
330
00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:55,783
- Michael!
- Oh! Come on, Michael, for God's sake.
331
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:57,869
There was nowhere to park.
it was ridiculous. Hi, Paula.
332
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,872
Yeah, well, everyone else managed.
333
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:04,158
- Oh, don't start!
- Oh! Don't either of you start.
334
00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,449
My head is pounding
like a sewing machine.
335
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,835
Come on!
336
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:12,778
[APPLAUSE]
337
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:15,286
Jonathan Lewis Davis.
338
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,755
Holly Alicia Rosemary Green.
339
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,451
I'm really sorry I was late, you know.
340
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,964
Oh, it's a big day. She's
just stressed, she is.
341
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,004
It's more than just stress,
though, isn't it, Paula?
342
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,455
And we both know that.
343
00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:46,635
I'm with a woman now, you know.
344
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,922
- Stella Lucy Jackson.
- [PAULA WHOOPS]
345
00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:52,621
Go, Stella! Go, Stella!
346
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,261
Woo-hoo!
347
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,180
[MICHAEL MOUTHS]
348
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,266
Nicholas Gordon Williams.
349
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:13,728
OK?
350
00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:18,453
- I'm so proud of you, you know.
- Oh!
351
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:19,824
Yeah...
352
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:22,122
but today should have been
different, shouldn't it?
353
00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:28,465
Right, let's get to
this party, then, is it?
354
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:31,390
'Cause it's been all of 90
minutes since I had a proper drink.
355
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:34,604
Come on then.
356
00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:37,771
[SIGHING] Oh!
357
00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:40,477
[SIGHS] Look, I've been thinking...
358
00:18:41,165 --> 00:18:43,674
how would you feel about
some sort of counselling?
359
00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:47,080
[SCOFFS] What, sitting in
a room confessing my dirty
360
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:49,596
little secret while you play
the hard-done-by husband?
361
00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:51,287
Well, I am the hard-done-by husband.
362
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,797
Haven't always been the
case, though, have it?
363
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,573
- Oh, here we go.
- Mind you,
364
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:57,778
if this counsellor chap asked
me to put myself in your shoes,
365
00:18:57,784 --> 00:19:00,689
least I can say I know exactly
how you feel, seeing as you had sex
366
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,670
- with a 28-year-old and got her pregnant.
- Yeah, OK, I get your point.
367
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,002
- No, I don't think you do, Michael,
- Keep your voice down.
368
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,183
because the thing is I did
forgive you and I did move on.
369
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:08,088
Well, by the sounds of it,
you haven't moved on at all.
370
00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:10,277
Will you two calm the fuck...!
371
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:12,145
[GENTLE MUSIC]
372
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,040
I moved on and I asked you to marry me.
373
00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:15,659
Yeah, when you'd been
shagging your ex-boyfriend.
374
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:18,339
Because I loved you and knew
it was you I wanted to be with.
375
00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:20,636
But you should never have been in
a position where you had to choose.
376
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,179
He asked me to go away
with him. Do you know that?
377
00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:26,383
Rob wanted me to leave
you, Michael, and I said no.
378
00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:28,001
Well, maybe you should've said yes.
379
00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:31,403
- What?
- Maybe the whole marriage was a mistake.
380
00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:32,989
I mean, by the sound of
things, you only proposed
381
00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:35,213
- because you felt guilty.
- Oh, that's ridiculous!
382
00:19:35,219 --> 00:19:36,609
No, I'll tell you what's
ridiculous, Stella,
383
00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:38,197
the fact that I woke up
this morning and started
384
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:39,520
looking online for marriage counsellors,
385
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,910
because I stupidly thought
we could make it work.
386
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,623
But our relationship's just a joke.
387
00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,815
- Do you know what, I think you might be right.
- Great.
388
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:47,416
Well, at least we agree on something.
389
00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:49,296
I'll start the ball
rolling, if you like.
390
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:53,031
- What are you talking about?
- Divorce proceedings, Stella. I want a divorce.
391
00:19:53,037 --> 00:19:55,539
- Oh, I am not listening to this!
- Christ's sake, Michael!
392
00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:57,430
I said I want a divorce!
393
00:19:57,436 --> 00:20:00,043
Good! Do what you bloody like!
394
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,441
- BOTH: [ECHOING] Stella!
- [GASPS]
395
00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:06,637
[ECHOING SMASH AND THUD]
396
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,948
I want to see her.
397
00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:09,941
It's not possible at the
moment. We're doing tests.
398
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,169
- I want to know how my fucking wife is!
- [GENTLE MUSIC]
399
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:13,634
Please!
400
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:16,823
Let me sit with him for a minute, is it?
401
00:20:16,829 --> 00:20:18,128
Of course.
402
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:25,690
Hey. Come on, good boy. You've
gotta keep it together now.
403
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,618
But you were there, Paula.
404
00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,382
You heard me.
405
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:32,497
[CRYING] I asked her for a divorce!
406
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:38,794
It's good of you to
come today, fair play.
407
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,880
Oh, I nearly pulled out, to be honest.
408
00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,365
Me and Wes made a bit of
a night of it last night.
409
00:20:43,371 --> 00:20:46,269
- He have you dressing up again?
- Yes.
410
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:48,677
Well, thank you for making the effort.
411
00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:52,281
Thing is, I need someone with
me in case I get 'motional.
412
00:20:52,287 --> 00:20:55,345
Oh, be like something out of
Long-Lost Families, I should imagine.
413
00:20:55,351 --> 00:20:59,053
- Oh, I hope so. Yeah.
- Oh, I do love Davina, don't you?
414
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:02,264
[AUNTY BRENDA BREATHES HEAVILY]
415
00:21:05,177 --> 00:21:06,377
[DOOR BELL CHIMES]
416
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:08,576
Yes?
417
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:13,380
[POSHLY] Hello. It's Aunty Brenda
Draper here to see Lord Llewellyn.
418
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,496
One moment, please.
419
00:21:15,502 --> 00:21:16,702
[INTERCOM DISCONNECTS]
420
00:21:18,671 --> 00:21:19,983
[GASPING] Yuh!
421
00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:21,189
_
422
00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:24,195
[GENTLE BACKGROUND MUSIC AND CHATTER]
423
00:21:26,061 --> 00:21:27,261
Jag.
424
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,552
Jagadesh.
425
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,059
Yes, Yanto, my friend?
426
00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:35,771
Stella's due here in ten mins.
Shall I get the sausage rolls in now?
427
00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:38,334
- Yes, if you think.
- Cracking!
428
00:21:39,161 --> 00:21:40,361
_
429
00:21:46,232 --> 00:21:48,850
Ah, mind Jen for me
a sec, will you Luke?
430
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,281
Aye-aye!
431
00:21:55,368 --> 00:21:56,568
_
432
00:21:57,031 --> 00:21:58,273
_
433
00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:00,235
[DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES FIRMLY]
434
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,343
That sex last night
435
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:09,638
was the best sex I've ever
had in my whole entire life.
436
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:10,844
And me.
437
00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:13,130
- [CASTANETS MUSICAL FLOURISH]
- Oh... Jag!
438
00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:21,363
[HUSHED] Stay with me again tonight.
439
00:22:21,369 --> 00:22:23,237
[SIGHS] Try stopping me.
440
00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:24,850
[SHE SQUEALS]
441
00:22:24,856 --> 00:22:26,056
[CLEARS HER THROAT]
442
00:22:27,775 --> 00:22:29,094
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
443
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,300
[EXHALES]
444
00:22:30,306 --> 00:22:31,790
[DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES FIRMLY]
445
00:22:32,087 --> 00:22:34,079
- [EXHALES]
- [CASTANETS MUSICAL FLOURISH]
446
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,285
[NADINE CLEARS HER THROAT]
447
00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:38,161
All right, Nads?
448
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,174
Yes. Why?
449
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,676
No reason.
450
00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:43,598
Don't be disgusting!
451
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:44,887
Hey!
452
00:22:44,893 --> 00:22:48,246
Where to's Stella, then? Me
and Jackson done her a picture,
453
00:22:48,252 --> 00:22:51,028
- didn't we, Jacks?
- Oh, very impressive.
454
00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:52,817
Well done, little man.
455
00:22:52,823 --> 00:22:55,821
Oh, no, that's the one I
did. This one's Jackson's.
456
00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:59,293
- [PHONE RINGS]
- Oh, here we go.
457
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:02,108
Aunty Paula! I hope you're
on your way, 'cause we're...
458
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,215
[GENTLE MUSIC]
459
00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:05,529
What?
460
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,645
I know it do sound daft, but...
461
00:23:17,426 --> 00:23:20,653
this place just feels
like home, you know?
462
00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:31,368
[GENTLE MUSIC]
463
00:23:42,646 --> 00:23:45,646
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
464
00:23:53,907 --> 00:23:56,532
[DIXIE HORN RINGTONE
AND PHONE VIBRATING]
465
00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:59,719
- Switch that thing off, for God's sake!
- All right.
466
00:23:59,725 --> 00:24:02,159
- [BELL RINGTONE]
- Oh! All right.
467
00:24:10,038 --> 00:24:13,257
Lord Llewellyn will see you now.
468
00:24:19,404 --> 00:24:22,911
[GRANDFATHER CLOCK TICKING]
469
00:24:26,802 --> 00:24:28,977
So, Father...
470
00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:31,960
May I call you Father?
471
00:24:31,966 --> 00:24:34,095
No, you bloody well may not!
472
00:24:34,689 --> 00:24:38,790
Uh, I think what Aunty Brenda's
trying to say, Lord Llewellyn,
473
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:41,037
is that you are clearly the
person who wrote this letter
474
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:43,266
to her mother Olwen, God rest her soul,
475
00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:46,662
and therefore you are so
clearly Aunty Brenda's papa.
476
00:24:48,047 --> 00:24:51,048
What is it you're after, money?
477
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,330
Because you'll get none.
478
00:24:52,336 --> 00:24:55,243
I've have my lawyers
over this like a rash.
479
00:24:55,249 --> 00:24:57,129
You won't stand a chance.
480
00:24:57,337 --> 00:25:00,635
- Oh, but I don't understand why you won't...
- It's all right, Bobby.
481
00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:04,508
This gentleman has made his
feelings perfectly what-do-you-call.
482
00:25:05,399 --> 00:25:08,407
We won't inconvenience him any longer.
483
00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:14,684
[CLOCK CHIMES]
484
00:25:18,192 --> 00:25:19,986
She's still unconscious.
485
00:25:19,992 --> 00:25:21,801
Oh, Jesus!
486
00:25:21,807 --> 00:25:24,169
There's no visible damage
from the brain scan,
487
00:25:24,175 --> 00:25:26,945
- but we're monitoring.
- That's good, isn't it?
488
00:25:26,951 --> 00:25:29,218
The next 24 hours will be critical.
489
00:25:29,224 --> 00:25:31,351
- Can we see her?
- Not all of you.
490
00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:33,133
We have to be strict, I'm afraid.
491
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,315
You go in with Michael.
492
00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:38,406
Here, let... let me take Holly.
493
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,715
Thanks.
494
00:25:40,692 --> 00:25:41,986
[HUSHED] Hello.
495
00:25:50,568 --> 00:25:53,257
Where's my mam? Where is she?
496
00:25:53,263 --> 00:25:55,365
Right, Ben, you gotta
be strong, mate, OK?
497
00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:58,145
She's stable, but she's in a bad way.
498
00:25:59,619 --> 00:26:01,854
[CRYING]
499
00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:04,744
[BEN SOBBING]
500
00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:09,552
- I am so sorry.
- Not your fault, presh.
501
00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:11,642
Though Christ knows
how you put up with him.
502
00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:14,522
- Oh, he has his good side.
- You could have fooled me!
503
00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:18,306
Well, thing is, I've worked
with him over 40 years now,
504
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,593
and during that time,
there have been about
505
00:26:20,594 --> 00:26:24,522
11... 12 people turning
up claiming to be his.
506
00:26:24,528 --> 00:26:29,163
He won't acknowledge any of them,
so at least you're not alone.
507
00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:30,666
That's a comfort.
508
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah, well, I tell you something,
good girl and you can pass this on
509
00:26:33,006 --> 00:26:35,289
to Lord Snooty-pants Llewellyn from me.
510
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:38,671
Aunty Brenda is one of the
finest women of her kind,
511
00:26:38,677 --> 00:26:41,689
and it's his bloody loss
he don't want to know her.
512
00:26:41,695 --> 00:26:43,541
'Cause if he knew her
like I do know her,
513
00:26:43,547 --> 00:26:46,981
and the people of Pontyberry
do know her, he'd wish he...
514
00:26:47,556 --> 00:26:49,947
- knew her.
- [DIXIE HORN RINGTONE]
515
00:26:49,953 --> 00:26:52,223
Come on, Bobs, it's not worth it.
516
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,526
Zoe, now's not a good
time. I'll call you back.
517
00:26:57,004 --> 00:26:58,324
Wha'?!
518
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:01,442
[♪ ALL MY LOVE BY SHANE FILAN ♪]
519
00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:09,139
Oh, Stella!
520
00:27:11,258 --> 00:27:15,581
♪ When the day hits
your heart like a stone ♪
521
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:20,258
♪ And you're frayed like
an old piece of rope ♪
522
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,970
♪ Don't you worry ♪
523
00:27:23,246 --> 00:27:26,006
♪ Don't you worry now... ♪
524
00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:29,365
Today was meant to be such...
525
00:27:29,544 --> 00:27:31,280
a special day for you.
526
00:27:31,286 --> 00:27:34,973
♪ When you're lying
awake, you can't sleep... ♪
527
00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,735
Stay at the house tonight, Michael.
528
00:27:39,212 --> 00:27:41,322
Don't go back to the pub.
529
00:27:41,634 --> 00:27:43,321
We all need to...
530
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,923
stick together now, isn't it?
531
00:27:47,944 --> 00:27:53,155
♪ Until the stars burn out ♪
532
00:27:53,161 --> 00:27:57,756
♪ And all the seas dry up ♪
533
00:27:57,762 --> 00:28:04,135
♪ I will give all my love, all
my love, all my love to you ♪
534
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:07,151
♪ All my love, all my love ♪
535
00:28:07,438 --> 00:28:12,953
- ♪ Until our time runs out ♪
- Luke, I'm so scared.
536
00:28:13,219 --> 00:28:16,836
♪ Stars burn out ♪
537
00:28:17,919 --> 00:28:21,950
♪ Seas dry up ♪
538
00:28:21,956 --> 00:28:26,521
♪ I will give all my love, all my love ♪
539
00:28:28,205 --> 00:28:31,207
- ♪ All my love, all my love ♪
- [GASPING] Yah.
540
00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:35,884
Oh, Bobs, I'm racked with guilt, I am.
541
00:28:35,890 --> 00:28:37,688
'Cause, to be honest, she got
on my nerves for the most part,
542
00:28:37,694 --> 00:28:39,087
did Stella Jackson.
543
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,997
But now she's lying there all wired up,
544
00:28:41,003 --> 00:28:43,267
cables coming out of her
like the back of a digibox,
545
00:28:43,273 --> 00:28:45,871
I just feel awful for not
cutting her a bit of slack.
546
00:28:45,877 --> 00:28:48,557
Oh, don't beat yourself up, presh.
547
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:51,340
Michael's doing enough
of that for everyone.
548
00:28:51,346 --> 00:28:55,629
I know. Mind you, he was having a
massive argument with her beforehand.
549
00:28:55,635 --> 00:28:58,043
Let's talk about something
shallow and frivolous.
550
00:28:58,049 --> 00:29:01,101
Now, tell me what's going
on in your love life.
551
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,281
'Cause there's a spring in
the step of Jagadesh Chaudary,
552
00:29:03,287 --> 00:29:06,810
by all accounts, and I've got a
feeling I know who put it there.
553
00:29:07,474 --> 00:29:09,875
- Bobs, he's amazing!
- Oh.
554
00:29:09,974 --> 00:29:13,033
[SIGHING] How comes I've never
noticed something so stunning
555
00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:15,670
when it's stood right there,
right under my own chops?
556
00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:17,361
- [BOBBY CHUCKLES]
- It's only us.
557
00:29:17,552 --> 00:29:20,364
Oh, my God, Ken, you came back!
558
00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:23,090
Hiya, Bob. Nadine.
559
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:25,530
My poor little Stella, eh?
560
00:29:25,536 --> 00:29:27,513
- Oh, I know...
- Ken, tragic, it is.
561
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:29,556
'Cause, to be honest, she got
on my nerves for the most part...
562
00:29:29,562 --> 00:29:32,232
Hey! Never mind social
what-do-you-calls and what-have-you!
563
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,722
- I done a rota.
- Morning to you an' all!
564
00:29:34,728 --> 00:29:37,765
It have been three days now.
It's time we stepped things up.
565
00:29:37,771 --> 00:29:39,345
So, between us,
566
00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:42,727
we'll get that niece of mine
back in the land of the living.
567
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:45,168
[GASPING] Yup. Yup. Yup.
568
00:29:46,558 --> 00:29:47,836
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
569
00:29:50,713 --> 00:29:51,913
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
570
00:29:53,118 --> 00:29:54,318
Ben?
571
00:29:55,843 --> 00:29:57,363
Benny boy.
572
00:29:58,617 --> 00:30:00,257
Cup of tea here for you, mate.
573
00:30:09,712 --> 00:30:13,561
Emma's arrived. Gonna go to the
hospital soon if you want to come.
574
00:30:26,753 --> 00:30:28,988
MICHAEL: Ben won't come out of his room.
575
00:30:30,261 --> 00:30:32,386
He's this little lost soul.
576
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,214
[MONITORS BEEPING FAINTLY]
577
00:30:35,163 --> 00:30:36,763
We all are, really.
578
00:30:38,752 --> 00:30:40,952
You'd sort us out, though, wouldn't you?
579
00:30:42,152 --> 00:30:44,330
It's like you've got a PhD in parenting.
580
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,747
[HE SIGHS]
581
00:30:48,753 --> 00:30:50,239
Oh, Stella.
582
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,345
All right?
583
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:57,635
There's no change.
584
00:30:58,032 --> 00:30:59,312
No.
585
00:31:02,432 --> 00:31:03,925
Listen, mate, Zoe's got the car.
586
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:05,946
She's gonna give you a lift
home, let you get some sleep.
587
00:31:05,952 --> 00:31:09,341
- I can't leave her. What if something...?
- Michael, you have to rest.
588
00:31:09,631 --> 00:31:12,549
Come home. Couple of hours, that's all.
589
00:31:14,893 --> 00:31:18,600
Aunty Brenda's making you beef
tea or something, so look out.
590
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,674
I won't be long, I promise.
591
00:31:41,539 --> 00:31:42,739
[DOOR CLOSES]
592
00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:54,204
Everyone's talking about you, you know.
593
00:31:55,152 --> 00:31:56,562
Whole town.
594
00:31:56,568 --> 00:31:57,768
[CHUCKLES]
595
00:31:58,472 --> 00:32:00,782
You've caused a proper big stir.
596
00:32:02,261 --> 00:32:04,691
Honestly, things
people do for attention.
597
00:32:05,105 --> 00:32:06,679
[BREATHING QUIVERING]
598
00:32:07,011 --> 00:32:10,011
[GENTLE MUSIC]
599
00:32:11,165 --> 00:32:12,610
Hey, now, look...
600
00:32:12,884 --> 00:32:15,543
don't you go turning me into
a fucking orphan, all right?
601
00:32:16,829 --> 00:32:19,151
I only just got used to losing Rob.
602
00:32:21,285 --> 00:32:22,802
We need you, Mam.
603
00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:25,113
I need you.
604
00:32:26,992 --> 00:32:28,728
More than ever, as it goes.
605
00:32:29,525 --> 00:32:31,232
'Cause, um...
606
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,619
the thing is...
607
00:32:34,736 --> 00:32:36,340
Zoe told me not to tell anyone,
608
00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,236
so you've gotta keep
this a secret, right?
609
00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,204
But...
610
00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,105
she's pregnant.
611
00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:48,805
Three months.
612
00:32:50,081 --> 00:32:52,203
You're gonna be a nana again.
613
00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:56,328
So come on!
614
00:32:56,334 --> 00:32:59,047
Get your arse in gear
and wake up, is it?!
615
00:33:01,243 --> 00:33:02,953
Please, Mam!
616
00:33:16,889 --> 00:33:18,329
Hello, Stella.
617
00:33:23,592 --> 00:33:25,072
Hello, Rob.
618
00:33:29,837 --> 00:33:31,157
Hang on.
619
00:33:31,532 --> 00:33:33,557
You're dead, aren't you?
620
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,877
Yep.
621
00:33:36,717 --> 00:33:38,237
Am I dead?
622
00:33:38,243 --> 00:33:41,437
No. But you're not
very well at the moment.
623
00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:43,357
I feel all right.
624
00:33:44,017 --> 00:33:45,642
You look lovely.
625
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:50,016
[SIGNING] Unbelievable! You're
dead, and you still manage to flirt.
626
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:52,524
Come and sit down a minute.
627
00:34:00,557 --> 00:34:03,672
I've been dreaming
about you a lot lately.
628
00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:06,438
It's getting on my nerves, to be honest.
629
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,946
- Nice!
- No, you know what I mean.
630
00:34:10,441 --> 00:34:12,108
I think it's 'cause of Holly.
631
00:34:12,114 --> 00:34:13,853
'Cause I feel so guilty.
632
00:34:14,323 --> 00:34:16,246
She's a beautiful baby.
633
00:34:17,317 --> 00:34:20,403
Do you feel sad, 'cause
you won't get to see her
634
00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:22,605
- growing up?
- No.
635
00:34:23,388 --> 00:34:26,218
- She's in very safe hands.
- Hmm.
636
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,357
Hey, Aunty Brenda
637
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:37,086
reckons she's related to the
posh bloke lives up Foster Park.
638
00:34:37,265 --> 00:34:38,842
She thinks he's her dad.
639
00:34:38,848 --> 00:34:41,071
- He is.
- How do you know?
640
00:34:41,476 --> 00:34:44,161
Well, you can find out
anything when you're dead.
641
00:34:44,903 --> 00:34:47,739
At first I found it fascinating,
but after a while, you...
642
00:34:47,745 --> 00:34:50,435
start to realise there's nothing
wrong with a bit of mystery.
643
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,616
I saw Daddy Simpson the other day.
644
00:34:52,622 --> 00:34:54,137
- Never!
- Mmm.
645
00:34:54,143 --> 00:34:57,590
- And Dick the Kick. Mm-hm.
- [LAUGHS] That's nice.
646
00:34:58,066 --> 00:35:00,157
Hey, what about Alan's mam?
647
00:35:00,163 --> 00:35:03,154
- Yeah, Anita.
- BOTH: An over-bloody-eater!
648
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,294
She's lost a fair bit
of weight, actually.
649
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,880
Fair play.
650
00:35:08,285 --> 00:35:10,685
[SHE SIGHS DEEPLY]
651
00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:12,794
Do you mind if I have a little kip?
652
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,808
I'm ever so tired, I am.
653
00:35:15,206 --> 00:35:17,903
Feel free. I'm not going anywhere.
654
00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:27,350
PAULA: [ECHOING] Stell?
655
00:35:27,943 --> 00:35:29,633
Stell!
656
00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:31,277
Can you hear me?
657
00:35:31,553 --> 00:35:35,277
Oh, stop dicking around and say
something, 'cause you're boring me now!
658
00:35:35,553 --> 00:35:38,077
Oh, fuck it! Oh, fuck, fuck!
659
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,283
[SOBS]
660
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,767
Look, Stell...
661
00:35:51,771 --> 00:35:55,269
I don't know how long this is
going to go on, this coma lark,
662
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:57,271
but I promise you now,
663
00:35:57,277 --> 00:35:58,997
as God is my witness,
664
00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:01,480
I will not let your
facial hair grow unattended
665
00:36:01,486 --> 00:36:03,480
and nor will I let your roots turn grey.
666
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:06,175
First sign of either, and I am on it.
667
00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:08,792
Actually, while I'm here...
668
00:36:10,174 --> 00:36:13,141
[PHONE RINGS]
669
00:36:15,031 --> 00:36:17,357
Abrah keeps asking where his nana is.
670
00:36:17,437 --> 00:36:19,560
He's so confused.
671
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:23,903
- Couldn't sleep. Hey, Em.
- Hiya.
672
00:36:23,909 --> 00:36:25,200
- Any news?
- EMMA: All right?
673
00:36:25,206 --> 00:36:29,222
Not that we'd know, 'cause Paula
Kosh have been in there so long,
674
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,730
- none of us has had a look-in.
- She've only just got here, mun.
675
00:36:31,736 --> 00:36:34,738
- But she's not adhering to the rota.
- Aunty Bren!
676
00:36:35,643 --> 00:36:38,951
Ah, right, that was Nadine. She
do say Jagadesh is offering us
677
00:36:38,957 --> 00:36:42,035
a complimentary family meal at the Fox.
678
00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:44,308
Stayed with her again
last night, he did.
679
00:36:44,314 --> 00:36:46,227
Bold as a blister.
680
00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:47,837
Hang on, what?
681
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,844
My ex-father-in-law is
sleeping with my ex-stepmother?!
682
00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:54,438
- [GASPING] Yup.
- Only in Pontyberry!
683
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:56,839
Oh!
684
00:36:56,845 --> 00:36:59,656
Anyway... er, what do you say?
685
00:37:00,139 --> 00:37:02,835
I bet Stella would
think it's a good idea.
686
00:37:03,256 --> 00:37:04,860
Nice family lunch?
687
00:37:05,178 --> 00:37:08,210
I won't come but, yes, I
think Stella would approve.
688
00:37:08,679 --> 00:37:11,488
- Right, I'm going in.
- Bren, for God's sake!
689
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,477
How's that? Better?
690
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,005
Your Aunty Bren have made your
old Grampa head of childcare.
691
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,044
What do you think of that?
692
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:32,334
I thought she meant looking
after Holly and Abrah...
693
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,770
turns out she meant you.
694
00:37:36,941 --> 00:37:39,381
They're all heading up the pub in a bit.
695
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,661
Be nice to join 'em, eh?
696
00:37:41,935 --> 00:37:43,966
Change of scene and that.
697
00:37:44,527 --> 00:37:46,060
No, thanks.
698
00:37:49,236 --> 00:37:52,456
She's not going to
die... is she, Grampa?
699
00:37:52,462 --> 00:37:54,346
Hey, now!
700
00:37:54,352 --> 00:37:57,259
Your mam is strong...
701
00:37:57,265 --> 00:37:58,864
and Welsh...
702
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,888
and very, very stubborn.
703
00:38:02,754 --> 00:38:05,080
She's not going nowhere, kid.
704
00:38:22,307 --> 00:38:26,738
What in the name of the
entire Welsh rugby squad
705
00:38:26,744 --> 00:38:28,925
do you think you're doing, Paula Kosh?!
706
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,933
She's my best friend. She'd do
the same for me, I know she would.
707
00:38:31,939 --> 00:38:35,855
That's tantamount to fiddling with
a corpse! What's got into you?!
708
00:38:35,861 --> 00:38:38,055
Stella Jackson is not dead!
709
00:38:38,061 --> 00:38:41,008
And while she lives and breathes,
I have a duty of care to ensure
710
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:44,790
that she's not left unkempt and
unattended, lying in a hospital bed!
711
00:38:44,796 --> 00:38:46,696
Go on, leave her in peace!
712
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,920
Get down the pub with the rest of 'em!
713
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:51,238
I could do with a drink, as it happens.
714
00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:54,941
Do you mind if I go for
a little drink, Stell?
715
00:38:54,947 --> 00:38:58,238
Oh, she can't hear you,
mun! Now bugger off.
716
00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:02,699
[AUNTY BRENDA SIGHS]
717
00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:04,932
Honestly, that woman!
718
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:11,691
Right. There. That's better.
719
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:15,329
They say we've got to talk
to you, Stell, that it helps.
720
00:39:15,736 --> 00:39:19,736
Ah, ooh-ah. I never got the chance
to tell your about what's-his-name.
721
00:39:19,742 --> 00:39:21,661
Lord Llewellyn.
722
00:39:22,338 --> 00:39:26,844
The truth is, I was building
him up to be this amazing man,
723
00:39:26,850 --> 00:39:29,807
someone I'd have been
proud to call my dad...
724
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,768
um...
725
00:39:31,774 --> 00:39:34,526
he wasn't very nice in the end, beaut.
726
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,050
No.
727
00:39:37,056 --> 00:39:39,121
He wasn't all that at all.
728
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,267
And actually...
729
00:39:42,654 --> 00:39:45,463
I'm quite happy with the dad I had.
730
00:39:46,756 --> 00:39:48,372
Your Bampa Kosh.
731
00:39:48,378 --> 00:39:50,172
[GENTLE MUSIC]
732
00:39:50,178 --> 00:39:53,681
I'd rather be a Kosh than a
Llewellyn any day of the week.
733
00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:59,694
'Cause he gave me... a lovely family.
734
00:40:00,757 --> 00:40:03,476
I love my family, I do.
735
00:40:03,661 --> 00:40:05,874
And I love you.
736
00:40:06,978 --> 00:40:08,906
My favourite niece.
737
00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:13,319
Admittedly, you're my only niece, but...
738
00:40:14,386 --> 00:40:17,965
you're still my favourite, see?
739
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:37,833
Nice sleep?
740
00:40:38,315 --> 00:40:40,115
Where is everyone?
741
00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:48,515
Come on.
742
00:40:48,729 --> 00:40:51,729
[♪ TILIKUM BY BENJAMIN
FRANCIS LEFTWICH ♪]
743
00:40:55,815 --> 00:41:00,135
♪ Wonder what you're thinking ♪
744
00:41:02,687 --> 00:41:06,602
♪ Staring through the rain ♪
745
00:41:10,481 --> 00:41:15,881
♪ Going through our baby names... ♪
746
00:41:15,887 --> 00:41:21,250
Stella Jackson is the
best, best human person
747
00:41:21,256 --> 00:41:23,664
in the whole... whole world.
748
00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:25,938
You're not wrong there, Paula, love.
749
00:41:33,204 --> 00:41:34,613
Now, listen...
750
00:41:34,712 --> 00:41:36,602
I haven't found the right
time to tell you this,
751
00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:38,527
what with everything
that's been going on,
752
00:41:39,005 --> 00:41:41,056
but I've got something for you.
753
00:41:42,629 --> 00:41:45,813
- A spoon?
- Yeah, but it's not any old spoon.
754
00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:47,304
This...
755
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,225
is covered in the evidence you need
756
00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:52,858
to prove Lord Stanley
Llewellyn is your dad.
757
00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:55,437
I nicked it from his saucer.
758
00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:00,652
Yeah, careful, mind, you
gotta preserve the DNA.
759
00:42:01,843 --> 00:42:03,455
Thank you, Bobby.
760
00:42:06,655 --> 00:42:09,006
[HE GASPS]
761
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:12,247
Some things are better
left where they are.
762
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,197
Mmm.
763
00:42:17,142 --> 00:42:18,650
It's Michael wants a divorce.
764
00:42:18,656 --> 00:42:21,025
- Oh, shut up!
- He does. He told me.
765
00:42:21,031 --> 00:42:23,315
It was said in the heat of the
moment, Stella, and you know it.
766
00:42:23,321 --> 00:42:25,338
- Stop being such a drama queen.
- Hmm.
767
00:42:25,932 --> 00:42:28,034
Rhian?! Hiya.
768
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,361
Can't see us. No one can.
769
00:42:30,367 --> 00:42:33,660
Hold your bastard horses,
I can't keep up, mun!
770
00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:37,237
She's gonna get diagnosed with diabetes,
771
00:42:37,243 --> 00:42:39,417
turn her health around within the year.
772
00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:42,839
Autumn 2019, she's going to
run the Cardiff Half-Marathon.
773
00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:46,839
- Good God! [CHUCKLES]
- See, miracles do happen, Stella.
774
00:42:48,405 --> 00:42:51,020
Jackson's gonna be a
highly successful doctor.
775
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,432
And gay.
776
00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:56,037
- What, camp gay or straight gay?
- Lovely gay.
777
00:42:56,736 --> 00:43:00,130
She's going to have three
more kids, all by the same dad.
778
00:43:00,136 --> 00:43:01,911
It's not Keckers?
779
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:07,265
I might just keep you
guessing on that one.
780
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,241
- BEYONCE: Don't worry, mate. I got it.
- [MAGICAL TWINKLING FLOURISH]
781
00:43:15,617 --> 00:43:17,926
[GROANS AND CLEARS THROAT]
782
00:43:31,135 --> 00:43:32,452
Come on.
783
00:43:37,929 --> 00:43:40,929
[♪ I KNOW YOU CARE BY ELLIE GOULDING ♪]
784
00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:46,410
♪ Clinging to me ♪
785
00:43:47,413 --> 00:43:50,809
♪ Like a last breath
you would breathe... ♪
786
00:43:52,019 --> 00:43:55,501
I won't be able to cope, Luke,
if she don't come through this.
787
00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,625
I'm trying my best,
but it's really hard.
788
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:02,847
I just... I just keep thinking about
all the times I argued with her.
789
00:44:02,853 --> 00:44:04,237
Come on.
790
00:44:04,539 --> 00:44:07,028
Just got to take it a
day at a time, all right?
791
00:44:07,536 --> 00:44:09,035
Ben!
792
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:11,861
Ben!
793
00:44:11,867 --> 00:44:13,214
Can't hear you.
794
00:44:14,236 --> 00:44:18,102
Look, you're in the
best place. Come here.
795
00:44:18,883 --> 00:44:21,508
Oh, my babies!
796
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,141
Michael should be with them.
797
00:44:24,406 --> 00:44:26,290
What, joining in the fun?
798
00:44:27,328 --> 00:44:29,680
They look like they're having
a great time, don't they?
799
00:44:30,446 --> 00:44:32,422
He's exhausted, Stella.
800
00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,420
He needs you.
801
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,912
Can we go see him?
802
00:44:43,525 --> 00:44:44,725
Come on.
803
00:44:44,731 --> 00:44:46,878
♪ Yeah, I know you care ♪
804
00:44:47,937 --> 00:44:51,017
♪ I see it in the way you stare ♪
805
00:44:51,023 --> 00:44:52,500
[DOG WHINES]
806
00:44:52,506 --> 00:44:55,357
♪ As if there was trouble ahead ♪
807
00:44:55,363 --> 00:44:56,986
- ♪ And you knew it ♪
- [MAGICAL TWINKLING FLOURISH]
808
00:44:56,992 --> 00:45:00,942
♪ I'll be saving myself from the ruin ♪
809
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:03,877
♪ And I know you care ♪
810
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,975
He's gonna be a wonderful
father to Holly, you know.
811
00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:17,086
But only if you help him.
812
00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:21,182
You need to go back, Stella,
and stop faffing around.
813
00:45:24,872 --> 00:45:26,975
You leaving now, then?
814
00:45:27,134 --> 00:45:28,990
I think it's time, don't you?
815
00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:31,248
[SHE CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
816
00:45:34,051 --> 00:45:35,425
[SHE SIGHS DEEPLY]
817
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:38,813
Rob, do you reckon we'd
have made it, you and me,
818
00:45:39,284 --> 00:45:42,604
if you'd stayed here all them
years ago and never gone to Canada?
819
00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,714
Doesn't matter, really, does it?
820
00:45:46,487 --> 00:45:48,297
The what might have been.
821
00:45:50,068 --> 00:45:52,515
It's the here and now that's important.
822
00:45:53,070 --> 00:45:56,070
[GENTLE MUSIC]
823
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,492
We don't ever have to
forget each other, Stella.
824
00:46:01,670 --> 00:46:03,781
But we do have to let each other go.
825
00:46:05,979 --> 00:46:08,077
And if you won't let go of me...
826
00:46:09,584 --> 00:46:11,619
I can't let go of you.
827
00:46:17,498 --> 00:46:21,217
You and Michael have many,
many happy years ahead of you.
828
00:46:33,046 --> 00:46:34,686
Goodbye, sweetheart.
829
00:46:37,761 --> 00:46:39,521
Don't be scared.
830
00:47:45,424 --> 00:47:46,624
[HE SIGHS QUIETLY]
831
00:47:52,224 --> 00:47:53,744
Stell?
832
00:47:56,609 --> 00:47:58,089
Stella!
833
00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:02,308
Hiya, presh.
834
00:48:03,899 --> 00:48:07,324
- Gasping for a drink, I am.
- Nurse!
835
00:48:08,499 --> 00:48:11,533
- I'm sorry, Michael.
- Hey.
836
00:48:11,733 --> 00:48:14,735
- Shh.
- I love you so much.
837
00:48:22,244 --> 00:48:25,174
She's woken up. She's OK. Mam's OK!
838
00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:26,394
Never!
839
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,200
[BUZZ OF CHATTER]
840
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,980
She's alive!
841
00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:36,675
God, she's alive!
842
00:48:37,944 --> 00:48:40,354
[LAUGHTER]
843
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:45,244
_
844
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:48,919
And just to be clear, you're
definitely not getting back with me
845
00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:50,522
'cause you feel sorry for me?
846
00:48:51,302 --> 00:48:53,913
No. I'm definitely getting back with you
847
00:48:53,919 --> 00:48:55,593
because I wanna spend
the rest of my life
848
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,987
being irritated by your annoying ways...
849
00:48:57,993 --> 00:49:00,785
- Bloody cheek! You can talk!
- laughing at your terrible jokes...
850
00:49:00,791 --> 00:49:03,769
and waking up to your
beautiful smile every morning.
851
00:49:06,189 --> 00:49:08,558
Bloody charmer, you are, Jackson.
852
00:49:08,564 --> 00:49:10,395
I don't believe a word you say.
853
00:49:13,687 --> 00:49:14,887
[HE SIGHS DEEPLY]
854
00:49:14,893 --> 00:49:16,254
New chapter.
855
00:49:16,738 --> 00:49:18,285
For both of us.
856
00:49:19,855 --> 00:49:21,176
OK?
857
00:49:21,574 --> 00:49:22,863
Hmm.
858
00:49:31,735 --> 00:49:34,735
[♪ VIVA LA VIDA BY COLD PLAY ♪]
859
00:49:40,290 --> 00:49:42,909
I'm thinking of
retraining to be a midwife.
860
00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:45,678
I reckon I've worked in
departure lounge long enough.
861
00:49:45,684 --> 00:49:49,181
- Time to work in... Arrivals!
- In Arrivals... I like it.
862
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:52,814
Don't be ridiculous, Paula Kosh!
Christ, you talk shit sometimes.
863
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:55,412
Now, grab this rice salad.
864
00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:03,704
Hey!
865
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,337
It's for the children!
866
00:50:05,343 --> 00:50:08,528
- Anyway, congratulations, kid.
- Oh, thank you.
867
00:50:08,534 --> 00:50:10,515
Giving me another great-grandchild, eh?
868
00:50:10,521 --> 00:50:13,347
- I thought you was looking a bit fat.
- Charming!
869
00:50:13,353 --> 00:50:17,480
So, hang on. That means
Abrah is gonna be an uncle.
870
00:50:17,486 --> 00:50:20,769
- No... they'd be cousins, won't they?
- Cousins, mun. God, you're so thick!
871
00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:22,102
Shut up!
872
00:50:22,797 --> 00:50:23,997
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
873
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:28,173
I was thinking, next summer,
874
00:50:28,179 --> 00:50:30,493
you wanna come around all the
festivals with me in the van?
875
00:50:30,499 --> 00:50:32,767
Oh, wha'? Immense!
876
00:50:32,773 --> 00:50:34,251
Think of all them girls!
877
00:50:34,257 --> 00:50:35,712
You'll have to cook burgers, mind,
878
00:50:35,718 --> 00:50:37,241
- so you'll stink of onions.
- No worries.
879
00:50:37,247 --> 00:50:38,943
We'll take some Febreze with us.
880
00:50:38,949 --> 00:50:41,350
My mate Duckbone went
two weeks without washing,
881
00:50:41,356 --> 00:50:43,355
just used Febreze. Job done!
882
00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:49,754
I was sorry to hear you and
Keckers have gone your separate ways
883
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,052
along the highway of life.
884
00:50:52,627 --> 00:50:54,823
Dead in the water it was, Yant.
885
00:50:54,829 --> 00:50:56,938
So I'm back in the market.
886
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:06,216
Listen, babe, I spoke
to Karl this morning.
887
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:08,314
I wanted to tell him about us
888
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,673
- before someone else did.
- Oh, dear God!
889
00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:12,187
What did he say?
890
00:51:12,263 --> 00:51:15,582
He said, "Babes, how stunning!
You should definitely shag Jag."
891
00:51:15,588 --> 00:51:17,910
Oh, that's so...
892
00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:19,716
so Karl.
893
00:51:20,812 --> 00:51:22,012
[GLASSES CLINK]
894
00:51:22,909 --> 00:51:24,109
Oh.
895
00:51:25,317 --> 00:51:27,976
That's them. They're here!
896
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,716
[EXCITED CHATTER]
897
00:51:29,722 --> 00:51:30,922
Benny boy!
898
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,039
[BRENDA CHOKING AND COUGHING]
899
00:51:35,045 --> 00:51:36,245
[APPLAUSE]
900
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,891
- NADINE: Oh, here she is.
- JAG: Oh, here she is.
901
00:51:37,897 --> 00:51:39,485
BEYONCE: Oh, here she is.
902
00:51:39,491 --> 00:51:41,518
- [CHEERING]
- _
903
00:51:41,524 --> 00:51:43,412
- JAG: Bet she's glad to be back.
- _
904
00:51:43,418 --> 00:51:44,677
Stella!
905
00:51:44,683 --> 00:51:46,486
BEN: The wanderer returns!
906
00:51:46,492 --> 00:51:49,050
[CHEERING]
907
00:51:49,056 --> 00:51:52,016
Oh, God, this is so lush!
908
00:51:52,408 --> 00:51:54,519
Oh, I'm in bits!
909
00:51:54,525 --> 00:51:56,401
BEYONCE: Get some champagne down ya!
910
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,688
AUNTY BRENDA: Michael Jackson do
look like a happy bunny, don't he?
911
00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:02,087
KEN: Cheers!
912
00:52:02,093 --> 00:52:04,388
PAULA: Oh! God, what'd I miss?
913
00:52:04,394 --> 00:52:06,728
To the safe return of Stella Jackson.
914
00:52:06,889 --> 00:52:08,694
A wonderful wife.
915
00:52:09,498 --> 00:52:11,093
ALL: And mother!
916
00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:13,434
- ALL: And friend!
- And donkey-lover.
917
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,306
- KIDS: And nana.
- Oh!
918
00:52:15,312 --> 00:52:16,912
And daughter!
919
00:52:16,918 --> 00:52:18,630
And what-do-you-call.
920
00:52:18,804 --> 00:52:21,919
ALL: To Stella!
921
00:52:23,004 --> 00:52:24,907
- Uh.
- Come on then.
922
00:52:25,978 --> 00:52:28,978
[GENERAL CHATTER]
923
00:52:31,108 --> 00:52:34,500
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
924
00:52:34,506 --> 00:52:38,100
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
925
00:52:38,106 --> 00:52:41,478
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
926
00:52:41,484 --> 00:52:46,464
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh, oh oh oh oh... ♪
927
00:52:46,470 --> 00:52:49,837
♪ I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing ♪
928
00:52:49,843 --> 00:52:53,357
♪ Roman cavalry choirs are singing ♪
929
00:52:53,363 --> 00:52:56,819
♪ Be my mirror, my sword and shield ♪
930
00:52:56,825 --> 00:53:00,227
♪ My missionaries in a foreign field ♪
931
00:53:00,233 --> 00:53:03,748
♪ For some reason I can't explain ♪
932
00:53:03,754 --> 00:53:06,363
♪ Once you'd gone there was never ♪
933
00:53:06,369 --> 00:53:10,269
♪ Never an honest word ♪
934
00:53:10,275 --> 00:53:13,282
♪ That was when I ruled the world ♪
935
00:53:13,288 --> 00:53:16,181
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
936
00:53:16,187 --> 00:53:19,697
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
937
00:53:19,703 --> 00:53:23,262
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh ♪
938
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:28,264
♪ Oh oh oh oh ohh oh, oh oh oh oh... ♪
939
00:53:28,270 --> 00:53:31,546
- ♪ I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com -
940
00:53:31,552 --> 00:53:34,968
- ♪ Roman cavalry choirs are singing ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com -
941
00:53:34,974 --> 00:53:38,446
♪ Be my mirror, my sword and shield ♪
942
00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:41,906
♪ My missionaries in a foreign field ♪
943
00:53:41,912 --> 00:53:45,119
♪ For some reason I can't explain ♪
944
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:48,526
♪ I know St Peter will call my name ♪
945
00:53:48,532 --> 00:53:51,848
♪ Never an honest word ♪
946
00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:56,003
♪ But that was when I ruled the world ♪