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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ I know you're asking me to stay ♪
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♪ Say please, please,
please don't go away ♪
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♪ You say I'm giving you the blues ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ Huh! ♪
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My father
took pride in saying
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that he ran our house like a tight ship.
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The ship got a lot looser when
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my meemaw came over to babysit.
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I bet a nickel.
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Hang on there a minute, moon pie.
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I want to teach you somethin'.
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Look at your cards,
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and then look in the mirror.
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Hey, I'm smiling.
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Uh-huh.
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And what does that
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tell me about your cards?
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That I like them?
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Attaboy. Now...
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look at my face.
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Tell me
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what you see.
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That you're old.
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It's a good thing I love you.
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I'm gonna look at my cards again.
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You're unhappy.
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Which means...?
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You don't have good cards.
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Mm-hmm.
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So...
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I'm gonna see your nickel...
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- and raise you a quarter.
- Quarter?
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You can fold.
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No. I have good cards,
you have bad cards.
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I'm in.
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- Nines and fives.
- Mm.
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That's too bad.
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Three queens. You lose!
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What?
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But you weren't happy.
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- I made you think I was unhappy.
- But that's lying.
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You lied to your moon pie.
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I bluffed my moon pie.
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- Do people know about this?
- Sheldon,
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what's on a person's face
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is not always what's in their heart.
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Well, this changes everything.
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How do you know who to trust?
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You don't.
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That's what makes life interesting.
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Meemaw liked to teach me
things that kept me awake at night.
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Mom, we're home!
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In here!
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What's he doing up?
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Losin'.
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Hell is that?
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I sent Georgie on a beer run,
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and tipped him with firecrackers.
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Oh, Mom.
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Was I supposed to stiff him?
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I ate so much candy!
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Okay.
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They're all yours.
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Sometimes people say
to me, "Pastor Jeff,
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how do you know there's a God?"
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And I say, "It's simple math.
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God either exists or he doesn't."
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So let's be cynical.
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Worst-case scenario,
there's a 50-50 chance.
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And I like those odds.
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That's wrong.
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Shelly, put your hand down.
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Sorry. Please continue.
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It's okay, Mary.
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I-It's Sheldon, right?
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- Yes, sir.
- Well, Sheldon,
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why don't you come on up here
and tell me how I'm wrong.
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- No.
- Okay.
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Let's give
him a hand, everybody.
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- Mm.
- What's happening?
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Shelly's gonna eat him alive.
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So...
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you were saying?
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You've confused possibilities
with probabilities.
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According to your
analogy, when I go home
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I might find a million dollars
on my bed or I might not.
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In what universe is that 50-50?
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So what do you think
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the odds are that God exists?
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I think they're zero.
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I believe in science.
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So you don't think
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science and religion
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Science is facts, religion is faith.
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- I prefer facts.
- Mm.
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I understand that.
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Here's a cool fact for ya.
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A lot of famous scientists
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believed in God.
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Isaac Newton.
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Albert Einstein.
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Even Charles Darwin.
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So Darwin's right about God
and wrong about evolution?
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Now you're gettin' it.
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Let's give it up for Sheldon, everybody.
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What a good sport. Oh.
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But I wasn't a good sport.
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At that moment, I vowed to come back
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the following Sunday
and destroy Pastor Jeff.
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Uh, hello, Mr. Cooper.
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Is Missy home?
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Hello, Billy. No, she's at church.
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I brought her eggs from my chickens.
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I see that.
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You can boil them or scramble them.
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Okay.
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I like fried.
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Okay.
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I don't like poached.
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Okay.
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Thank you for your time.
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Okay.
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You want me to cook
those eggs for you, baby?
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No. They're a gift.
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Sorry.
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He even wrote me a note.
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"Eggs from your secret admirer. Billy."
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Mary, can you come in here?
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I'm cookin'.
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I really need you to come in here.
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What on earth?
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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Listen to this.
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"French philosopher,
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mathematician and
physicist, Blaise Pascal,
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argued a rational person
should believe God exists
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because you have everything
to gain if you're right,
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and nothing to lose if you're wrong."
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Sounds right.
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Meemaw is coming over
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to watch you... I gotta go.
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- Where?
- Daddy's not feeling good.
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We're gonna go see a doctor.
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- Is he okay?
- He's gonna be fine.
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You just sit right there.
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Meemaw's on her way
over to cook you dinner.
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Can we come with you?
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No. Just stay right there, don't move.
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George, let's go.
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How long are we supposed to sit here?
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I don't know.
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She said don't move.
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She was very clear.
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Hope I don't have to go to the bathroom.
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Don't worry!
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Meemaw's here!
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Everything's under control!
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Oh.
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We haven't had dinner yet.
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Really?
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I don't feel like cookin'.
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I think my husband's
having a heart attack!
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I need an RRT and a crash cart.
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Over here.
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Sir, are you having
chest pains right now?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Any numbness or pain in your arms?
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Maybe this one.
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Shortness of breath?
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Enough questions.
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He's a fat, middle-aged
man with chest pains.
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Do something!
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- All right.
- Sorry about the fat, honey.
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You said you liked me this way.
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Is Daddy gonna be okay?
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Oh, yeah. Your Pop-Pop used to have
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little chest pains all the time.
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Didn't he die of a heart attack?
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Well, for insurance purposes, yes.
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Hey. What's goin' on?
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Dad's in the hospital.
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What? Why's Dad in the hospital?
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- He's gonna be fine.
- He had chest pains.
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He's gonna be fine.
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What are we doin'? Why aren't
we going to the hospital?
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Nobody's goin' nowhere.
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We're just gonna stay calm,
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have a nice dinner, and
wait for your mama to call
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and tell us what's what.
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I'm not hungry.
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What did you mean by
"insurance purposes"?
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Just eat.
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What kind of Texan drinks pink wine?
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Hello.
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Hi, Mom. Kids okay?
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Yeah, they're fine. How's George?
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I don't know. They're running tests.
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Well, don't you worry
about us.
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Everything's under control here.
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Okay.
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I'll call you when I know more.
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How you holdin' up?
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I guess I'm okay.
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Well, George is gonna
pull through this, honey.
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I guarantee it.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Thanks for bein' there.
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You bet.
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I'll call you later.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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What'd she say?
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The doctors are doin' some
tests, but, dollars to donuts,
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your daddy's just got a bad case of gas.
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Y'all two go get ready for bed.
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I don't want to stay around here.
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I want to go to the
hospital and see Dad.
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Well, I want to go to Las
Vegas and see Willie Nelson,
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but that ain't gonna happen either.
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This is stupid.
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You know what's stupid?
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I got to drink pink wine!
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Meemaw?
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What?
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Is Dad really okay?
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Yes.
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I hope you're not bluffing.
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You asleep?
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No.
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Me neither.
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Every time the phone
rings, I get scared.
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Me, too.
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I'm goin' to see Dad.
You guys want to come?
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How? Meemaw said we have to stay here.
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You want to go or not?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Who do I shush?
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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What are you doing?
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I'm driving to the hospital.
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You can come with me or
stay here... up to you.
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I'm comin'.
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Sheldon?
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You're 14.
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You don't know how to drive.
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I drove a tractor at 4-H camp.
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It's the same thing.
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But you sat on the farmer's lap.
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Then stay here.
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Come on, Missy.
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What are you doin'?
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Travelin' music.
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Ugh.
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I'm coming with you.
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Why are you wearin' my helmet?
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I don't expect this to end well.
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And the pillows?
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Same answer.
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Turn it off. I've got to concentrate.
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Aw.
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Okay,
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seat belts, everybody.
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Please drive slowly.
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Relax. I know what I'm doin'.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I've often been asked
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why I never learned to drive a car.
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This night...
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is your answer.
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Please slow down.
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I'm goin' eight miles an hour.
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A cow just passed us.
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00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,529
- Do you know how to get to the hospital?
- Yeah.
279
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,530
It's right across the
street from the Dairy Queen.
280
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,139
Which Dairy Queen?
281
00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,569
What are you talkin' about?
282
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:27,669
There's two.
283
00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:28,809
Really?
284
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:29,740
You're gonna hit it!
285
00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:31,059
Which is the one Mom takes us to?
286
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,330
You're gonna hit it!
287
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,349
Ooh, you're in trouble now!
288
00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,409
Yeah?
289
00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,709
What took you so long to answer?
290
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,840
Powdering my nose. What's it to ya?
291
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:10,210
Sorry I asked. Just wanted
to give you an update.
292
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,519
Y... What's goin' on?
293
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,419
They want to run some more tests.
294
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,219
They're gonna hold him overnight.
295
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,469
Oh. Oh, well, that's, that's
nothin' to worry about.
296
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,130
That's just precautionary.
297
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,659
How are the kids?
298
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:25,049
Oh. They
were a little worried,
299
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,129
but I handled it.
300
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,269
They sleepin'?
301
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:30,699
Um...
302
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,380
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,939
You bet.
304
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,809
Thanks again for helpin'.
305
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,170
Oh, hey,
306
00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,609
these are my grandchildren.
307
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,509
They are my blood.
308
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,410
Okay. I better go.
309
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,580
Okay. We'll talk later.
310
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,530
Son of a bitch.
311
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,830
I hate those kids.
312
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,470
Just admit it, we're lost.
313
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,039
We're not lost.
314
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,109
Well, I sure don't see
a hospital anywhere.
315
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,679
Why don't we ask
somebody for directions?
316
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,150
Because we're children in a car, genius.
317
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,580
Dang it!
318
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,419
Are you aiming for them?
319
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,450
Everybody just shut up. I got this.
320
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,529
Oh, no. We're going to jail.
321
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,129
Georgie's going to jail.
322
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,699
I'm saying I was kidnapped.
323
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,129
That's a good plan.
324
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:36,909
You and I were kidnapped.
325
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,369
If I'm going to jail,
we're all going to jail.
326
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,770
Oh, you better pull over.
327
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,549
Oh, thank God.
328
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:51,210
- Well, don't just sit there... follow it.
- Why?
329
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,619
It's an ambulance... It's
going to the hospital.
330
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,830
Hang on.
331
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,589
How about I put
the radio on real low?
332
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,090
Shut up.
333
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,299
Mary.
334
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,399
Mom!
335
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,329
- Where are they?
- Where's who?
336
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,640
More importantly...
337
00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,569
- how is George?
- Mom!
338
00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,839
- Ah. There they are!
- Hey. Oh.
339
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,440
Ha! I lost the little rascals
340
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,240
in the... hall.
341
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,949
I want to see Dad.
342
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,049
- Me, too.
- Me, too.
343
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,519
The doctors are with him now.
344
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,780
I'll take you in a bit.
345
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,049
Why are they here?
346
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,019
I think it's obvious.
347
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,789
They love their daddy.
348
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,960
No, I get that. Why
aren't they home in bed?
349
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,699
Well, nobody could sleep.
350
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,970
I thought it was the right thing.
351
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:47,200
Good bluff.
352
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,169
Shh.
353
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,409
Okay, thank you.
354
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,329
You all need anything? You hungry?
355
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,540
- No.
- No, thank you.
356
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,549
Okay, everybody sit tight.
357
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,320
I'm gonna go check on your dad.
358
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,840
Georgie.
359
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,619
Give me my damn keys.
360
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,059
Oh, yeah. Here.
361
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,260
Thank you.
362
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,409
How did I beat you here?
363
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,510
We kept hitting garbage cans.
364
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,730
Oh, God.
365
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,669
I need to wash my hands.
366
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,600
- There are germs here that can kill you.
- Hold up.
367
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:22,369
Now, y'all like it when
your meemaw babysits.
368
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:25,359
Poker, candy, firecrackers.
369
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,779
- Yes.
- Yeah.
370
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,039
Well, if your mother ever finds out
371
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,679
what you did tonight,
372
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,469
that is never gonna happen again.
373
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,999
I can't lie to my mother.
374
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,410
Sure you can. Believe in yourself!
375
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,550
Despite what it looks like,
376
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,590
I didn't pray to God that night.
377
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,050
I prayed to Blaise Pascal.
378
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,619
My thinking was,
379
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,619
if he was right about
the existence of God,
380
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,730
then he could pass along my request
381
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,839
for my dad to get better.
382
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,809
If he was wrong...
383
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,009
well...
384
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:08,380
in this moment, I needed him to be right.
385
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,889
What's taking so long?
386
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:16,909
Shh.
387
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,289
Keep your voice down, car thief.
388
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,689
I didn't steal your
car, I just borrowed it.
389
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:24,790
You're gonna need to make bail someday.
390
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,199
Do not come to me.
391
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,429
Good news!
392
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:30,830
Your daddy's gonna be fine.
393
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,169
- Should be home in a day or two.
- Oh!
394
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,589
And was it a heart attack?
395
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,169
Minor. No permanent damage.
396
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:38,539
Oh! That's wonderful!
397
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,330
Our prayers have been answered.
398
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,449
Come on, everybody,
399
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,379
let's say hello to your old dad.
400
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,849
Come on.
401
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,539
For a brief moment,
402
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:53,189
I was filled with the
healing power of faith.
403
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,240
Then the next day, we
all got violently ill
404
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,600
from Billy Sparks'
eggs, and I was over it.
405
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:05,830
I thought I'd talk this
morning about how it all began.
406
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:09,379
Now, everybody knows how,
on the first day of creation,
407
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,679
God said, "Let there be light."
408
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,609
And there was light.
409
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,910
And when God saw that
light, he knew it was good.
410
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,780
Oh, here we go.
411
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,419
Yes, Sheldon.
412
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,529
You said he didn't create
the sun until day four.
413
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,729
Yeah.
414
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:28,069
So how could there be
light the first three days?
415
00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:29,790
God is light.
416
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,860
So God's a photon?
417
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,050
God's what made photons possible.
418
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,959
And what day did he do that?
419
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,420
I would think day one.
420
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:42,529
If I grab my chest and keel over,
maybe we can get out of here.
421
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,269
That's a terrible thing to say.
422
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,339
Because the first day had just begun.
423
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,940
So, before the Big Bang?
424
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,410
There was no Big Bang.
425
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,910
There was only the Word.
426
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,819
Was the word "kaboom"?
427
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,019
Okay, do it.
428
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,359
We gotta go.
429
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,989
What's happening?
430
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,640
- Is it over?
- Y-Yes.
431
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,950
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