1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:05,233 I was falling in love Yeah, yeah 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,296 Set me free why don't you, babe 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:11,071 # You just keep me hangin'on # 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:14,307 # Oh, oh, yeah It's about that time # 5 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,611 # Yeah # 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,116 # Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-Back Back, come on # 7 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,776 # Hey, girl You can do it # 8 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,514 # Just kick your back into it # 9 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,021 # Just kick your# 10 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,614 # Go, go, go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go # 11 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:33,226 - You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard. 12 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,603 Guys. 13 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,775 Making some new friends, Kurt? 14 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,645 He sure is, Mr. Schue. 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,686 Hey, Finn. You still owe me that report on- 16 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,119 - What? - What you did last summer. 17 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:59,420 Almost halfway done with almost all of it, Mr. Schue. 18 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,824 - It's "Hammer time. " - Please. This is from MarcJacobs's new collection. 19 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,385 Wait. 20 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,563 Okay. 21 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,832 # You're a shining star# 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,430 # No matter who you are # 23 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:17,442 # Shining bright to see # 24 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,877 # What you can truly be What you can truly be # 25 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:41,461 - # Shining star come into view # - ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo. 26 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,662 ¿Cómo está usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo. 27 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:54,006 Bueno. Bueno. 28 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,548 # Shining star for you to see # 29 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,016 # What your life can truly be ## 30 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,555 ♪Where is love ♪ 31 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,594 ♪ Is love ♪ 32 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:14,429 - # Does it fall from skies above # - # Ooh # 33 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,527 ♪ Is it underneath ♪ 34 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,095 ♪The willow tree ♪ 35 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:26,601 ♪That I've been dreaming of ♪ 36 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,044 Where's the coffeepot? 37 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,281 Figgins got rid of it. Budget cuts. 38 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:39,757 You know, I know for a fact that they are still getting hot java at Carver. 39 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,659 We should strike. 40 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:45,698 Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up? 41 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,199 - Wow. Lattes. - Yeah. I'm a bit of a coffee snob. 42 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:51,203 Now, the key to a perfect latte... 43 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,603 is in the temperature of the steamed milk. 44 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,402 - I like mine scalding. - Wow. 45 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,340 - Hi, Emma. - Hey, Ken. 46 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,901 - Will, hi. - Hey. 47 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:03,642 - What's with all the lattes? - Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful... 48 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:07,243 that Figgins cut the coffee budget to pay for a nutritionist for the "Cheerios. " 49 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,721 Yeah. I heard you guys went, like, $600 over budget on that. 50 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:15,124 My performers didn't get on Fox Sports Net last year because they ate at Bacon Junction. 51 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,459 Since when are cheerleaders performers? 52 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:22,791 Your resentment is delicious. 53 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,531 Well, I have a "phoner" in a couple minutes- 54 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:28,301 That's an interview on the telephone with a major media outlet. 55 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,036 I'll probably do it on my iPhone. 56 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:35,046 - Enjoy. - Thanks a lot, Sue. 57 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,074 I missed you at the, uh... 58 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,744 singles mixer last weekend, Emma. 59 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,414 Yeah, I know. A big pipe exploded in my building. 60 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,957 It was wild. I hate those mixer things though. Don't you? 61 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:48,755 I mean, it's like a big meat market. It's just- Ew. 62 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,796 I did give my number to a fireman though. 63 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,888 But he hasn't called. 64 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,400 There's someone out there for everyone. I wouldn't even sweat it. 65 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:03,408 Mmm. Hey, did you hear that Sandy Ryerson got fired? 66 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:07,173 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 67 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,613 - Who's gonna take over Glee Club? - I don't know. 68 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:13,617 I'd like to take over Glee Club. 69 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,153 You want to captain the Titanic too? 70 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:18,748 I think I can make it great again. There is no joy in these kids. 71 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,521 They feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a MySpace page. 72 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:25,621 Sixty bucks a month. That's what I need to keep this program up. 73 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,666 A- A-And you-you expect me to pay it? 74 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,759 Well, I'm certainly not going to pay for it. 75 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,896 We're not talking about Cheerios here, Will. 76 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:35,133 They were on Fox Sports Net last year. 77 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,234 When Glee Club starts bringing that kind of prestige to the school again... 78 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:39,835 you can have all the money you want. 79 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,470 Until then, 60 bucks a month... 80 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:44,778 and you've got to use the costumes and props we already have. 81 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,287 But we need the stools for wood shop. 82 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,616 Hiding the $60 a month from my wife, Terri, was gonna be hard. 83 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:58,096 But I had a bigger problem. How was I gonna get these kids motivated? 84 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:00,724 One thing I knew for sure- we needed a new name. 85 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,860 New Directions! 86 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,366 My name is Mercedes Jones, and I'm singing- 87 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,469 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me ♪ 88 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,676 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care ofT.C.B. ♪ 89 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,583 ♪ Oh, hey, baby ♪ 90 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,052 # Yeah ## 91 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,215 Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane. " 92 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,125 ♪ Cellophane Mr. Cellophane ♪ 93 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:33,154 ♪ Should've been my name Mr. Cellophane ♪ 94 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:35,666 ♪ 'Cause you can look right through me ♪ 95 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,760 ♪Walk right by me ♪ 96 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,534 # And never know I'm there # 97 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,632 ♪ Never even ♪ 98 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:51,708 ♪ Know ♪ 99 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:54,412 # I'm there ## 100 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,288 Tina C. "I Kissed a Girl. " 101 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,126 ♪ It's not what I'm used to ♪ 102 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,360 ♪Just wanna try you on ♪ 103 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,492 ♪ I'm curious ♪ 104 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:13,767 ♪ For you caught my attention ♪ 105 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,401 ♪ I kissed a girl and liked it ♪♪ 106 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,309 Hi. My name is Rachel Berry... 107 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:25,408 and I'll be singing "On My Own" from the seminal Broadway classic Les Mis. 108 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,214 Fantastic. Let's hear it. 109 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:30,153 ♪ On my own ♪ 110 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,785 ♪ Pretending he's beside me ♪♪ 111 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,295 You might laugh because every time I sign my name... 112 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,388 I put a gold star after it. 113 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:41,831 But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. 114 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:45,393 My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star. 115 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,141 Andjust so we're clear, I want to clear up that hateful rumor... 116 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:57,011 that I was the one who turned that closet case Sandy Ryerson in... 117 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,449 because he gave Hank Saunders the solo I deserved. 118 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,850 That's cockapoopie. 119 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,718 He was touching Hank, caressing him. 120 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,123 It was so wrong! 121 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:16,657 I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. 122 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,499 See, I was born out oflove. 123 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,506 My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and I.Q. 124 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,975 Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. 125 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,205 To this day, we don't know which one is my real dad... 126 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,305 which I think is pretty amazing. 127 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,543 My dads spoiled me in the arts. 128 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,051 I was given dance lessons, vocal lessons- 129 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,588 anything to give me a competitive edge. 130 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,690 You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this... 131 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:47,790 but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date. 132 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:51,894 I try to post a MySpace video every day just to keep my talent alive and growing. 133 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:56,670 - #Without him # - Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor. 134 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:59,540 Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. 135 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:03,139 And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you. 136 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,377 ♪ I love him ♪ 137 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:10,286 ♪ But every day I'm learning ♪ 138 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,881 ♪All my life ♪ 139 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:18,192 ♪ I've only been pretending ♪ 140 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:24,066 ♪Without me his world will go on turning ♪ 141 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,434 ♪A world that's full of happiness ♪ 142 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:35,039 # That I have never known # 143 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,553 ♪ I love him ♪ 144 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,950 ♪ I love him ♪ 145 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:53,225 ♪ I love him ♪ 146 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:57,497 ♪ But only on my ♪ 147 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:03,133 ♪ Own ♪♪ 148 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,074 Very nice, Rachel. 149 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,442 When do we start rehearsals? 150 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:11,210 - #And I said to myself sit down # - # Said to myself, sit down # 151 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,912 - # Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # - Bigger hands. Big hands. 152 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,648 ♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 153 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,747 # And the devil will drag you under# 154 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,416 ♪ By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat ♪ 155 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,051 ♪ Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down ♪ 156 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,119 ♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 157 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:27,597 ♪ Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat ♪ 158 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,727 ♪ Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪ 159 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,771 # Sit down # 160 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,738 ♪You're rockin' ♪ 161 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:38,265 ♪The boat ♪♪ 162 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,181 - We suck. - Uh- It- 163 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,274 It'll get there. We-We just need to keep rehearsing. 164 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,411 Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give... 165 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:51,684 the lead solo in " Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair? 166 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,624 I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance. 167 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,891 There's nothing ironic about show choir! 168 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,590 Rachel. 169 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,656 Rachel! 170 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,296 That's sloppy! 171 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:12,003 You're sloppy, babies! It's just disgraceful! 172 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,875 And I want the agony out of your eyes! 173 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,177 Uh-uh, Lance. Don't you start crying! 174 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:21,515 You are the weak link, pal! How does it feel to be the weak link, huh? 175 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:24,488 - That can't feel very good. - You changed out of your costume. 176 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,491 I'm tired of being laughed at. 177 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,864 You're the best kid in there, Rachel. That comes with a price. 178 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:36,060 Look, I know I'm just a sophomore. But I can feel the clock ticking away... 179 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,535 and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it. 180 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,902 You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer. 181 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,702 Everybody hates me. 182 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,743 You think Glee Club is gonna change that? 183 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,108 Being great at something is going to change it. 184 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:50,410 Being a part of something special makes you special, right? 185 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,881 I need a male lead who can keep up with me vocally. 186 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,148 - Maybe I can coach Artie a little. L- - Look, Mr. Schue... 187 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,883 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 188 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,357 But if you can't give me what I need, then I'm sorry. 189 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,793 I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself. 190 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,263 I can't keep wasting my time with Glee. 191 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,664 It hurts too much. 192 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,100 Schuester! 193 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,035 Figgins wants ya! 194 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,843 But we just started rehearsals. 195 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:22,210 My hands are tied, Schue. I need the auditorium. 196 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,273 Alcoholics Anonymous wants to rent it out for their afternoon meetings. 197 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,252 Lots of drunks in this town. They're paying me 10 bucks a head. 198 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,413 If we show at Regionals, Glee stays. 199 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,423 If not, the bar is open in the auditorium. 200 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:35,517 What is it with you and this club? You've got only five kids. 201 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,791 - One of them's a cripple! - Then I guess you've got nothing to worry about. 202 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,795 - Fine. - Yes! 203 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,634 But you're running detention for free to make it up to me. 204 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,141 Deal. 205 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,409 You put your hands in the corners like this. 206 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,917 - Okay? - I can't do it. 207 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,612 I'm dyslexic. 208 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,781 Maybe I should just stick to towels and washcloths. 209 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,883 Howard, if you can't fold a fitted sheet, you cannot work at Sheets 'N' Things. 210 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,394 Associate return. 211 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,193 Go. Make sure they have a receipt. 212 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,969 Someone looks beautiful today. Hi. 213 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,164 - You look very handsome. - Thank you. 214 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,305 - Roast beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite. - Ohh! 215 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,605 - Oh, does it have mayo? - Yeah. 216 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,579 Will, if my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant. 217 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,774 - L- - What is wrong with you? 218 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,784 Well, I wanted to tell you... 219 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:36,083 that I'm gonna have to start workin' late for the next couple months. 220 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,919 - I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention. - What? 221 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,926 I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club. 222 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,986 But, Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. 223 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,658 Now I have to go home and I have to cook dinner for myself? 224 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,827 This lady wants to return these sheets. 225 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,963 But something tells me we've got another bed wetter. 226 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:59,033 Do you see what I have to deal with here, hmm? 227 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,875 God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper? 228 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,314 Of course towels have a thread count, Mr... 229 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,511 Sheets 'N' Things! 230 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,680 What do you do? I read catalogs! I know these things. 231 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,749 Anything under a 400-thread count and I could break out in impetigo! 232 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,024 It's simple to understand! William? 233 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,031 Sandy? Hey! 234 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,727 Well, hello. How are things? 235 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,566 I hear you have taken over Glee Club. 236 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,471 Yeah. I hope you're not too upset. 237 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,009 Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair- 238 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,044 best thing that ever happened to me. 239 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,006 Don't get me wrong. It wasn't easy at first. 240 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,984 Being dismissed. And for what I was accused of? 241 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,580 My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me. 242 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,217 Oh, God. Don't you love a good monkey? 243 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,057 It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown. 244 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:53,565 - Did they put you on medication? - Better. Medical marijuana. 245 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,827 It's genius! 246 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,699 I just tell my Dr. Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping... 247 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,262 and he gives me all of it I want. 248 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,604 I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative. 249 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,578 - You're a drug dealer? - Oh, yeah. Make five times more than when I was a teacher. 250 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:11,912 I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest. 251 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,679 Who-Who do you sell it to? 252 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,255 You want in? 253 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,261 Uh, no. I tried it once in college. 254 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,263 But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant. 255 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,561 - I do my own packaging. - Sandy, no- 256 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,567 And the first sample is free. Come on. 257 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,695 You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories. You're gonna need it. 258 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,433 What? This looks like barf. 259 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,771 Okay? I have to do everything myself. 260 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,868 Call me. Come on. 261 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:43,642 What's the matter with you? Scary. 262 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,277 Hey, Sue. C-Can I have a sec? 263 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,152 Sure, buddy. Come on in. 264 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,893 Eew! 265 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,792 Hey, Emma. You got a second? 266 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,836 - What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh. 267 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,566 So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club? 268 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,335 Well, I need more kids- Performers. 269 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,501 And all the best ones are in the Cheerios. 270 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,511 I figured some of them might want to double up. 271 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,140 Okay. So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines. 272 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,674 High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. 273 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,519 Yourjocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse. 274 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:29,459 The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest... 275 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,462 bottom floor. 276 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,589 And... where do the Glee kids lie? 277 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,793 Sub-basement. 278 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,701 Sue's not wrong. But I don't think anything's set in stone. 279 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,037 I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are. 280 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:46,441 - You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes. - Well, how do I do that? 281 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,675 They follow the leader. If you can get a couple of the popular kids to sign up... 282 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,443 the rest will fall right in line. 283 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,452 - I just want to talk to them. - I don't know, dude. 284 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,182 I can't see any of my guys wanting to join the Glee Club. 285 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,690 Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows... 286 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,692 just because he watched Grey's Anatomy. 287 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,389 - Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction. - Fine. 288 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,558 You gotta put a good word in for me with Emma. 289 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:14,034 - There you go, Cinderella. - Thank you. 290 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:18,634 I have trouble with things like that. The, um-The messy things. 291 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,679 Yeah. 292 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,839 It's really nice how much you care about Glee. 293 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,042 About the kids. 294 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,245 If you really care about these kids, you'll leave well enough alone. 295 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,185 Children like to know where they stand. 296 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:33,156 So let your little Glee kids have their little club. 297 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:36,991 But don't pretend that any of them are something they're not. 298 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,733 Circle up! 299 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,102 Now Mr. Schuester is gonna talk to you. 300 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,576 You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps. 301 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,908 Got it? They're all yours, Will. 302 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,005 Thanks, Ken. Hey, guys. How you doing? 303 00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:01,576 I think I recognize some of you from Spanish class. But, uh, I'm- 304 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,679 I'm here today to talk to you about something different. Uh, music. 305 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,888 Glee Club needs guys. 306 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,897 I can sing. 307 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,024 Really? That's fantastic. 308 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,432 - You wanna hear? - Yeah. 309 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,277 Oh, yeah! 310 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,249 Laps. 311 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,417 I'm gonna put the sign-up sheet at the door. So if anyone wants to sign up, please- 312 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,653 Thank you. 313 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,060 Dismissed! Puck, in my office in five minutes. 314 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,093 You been sleeping okay? Your eyes look a little bloodshot. 315 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,661 I got allergies. 316 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,004 Okay, buddy. Thanks again. 317 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,110 I honestly thought that was the end of the very brief... 318 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,812 fever dream that was New Directions. 319 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:12,721 #Even as I wander I'm keepin'you in sight # 320 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,259 # You're a candle in the window # 321 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,091 # On a cold, dark winter's night # 322 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:26,036 # And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might # 323 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,041 ♪And I can't fight this feelin' anymore ♪ 324 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,374 I suddenly realized why I had wanted to do this thing in the first place. 325 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,846 ♪ I'd forgotten what I'd started fighting for ♪ 326 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:40,043 It was seeing the gift in a kid that they didn't even know they had. 327 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,883 ♪And I can't fight this feelin' anymore ♪ 328 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,856 It was pure talent. 329 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,188 ♪ If I have to crawl upon your floor ♪ 330 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,058 ♪ Come crashing through your door ♪ 331 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,896 # Baby, I can't fight this feelin'anymore ## 332 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,666 What I did then was the blackest moment of my life. 333 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,532 You want to tell me how long you've had a drug problem? 334 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,578 I don't even know who the chronic lady is. 335 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,638 Look, if it were up to me, we wouldn't have mandatory biweekly locker checks. 336 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,684 But I've never seen that before, Mr. Schue. I swear. It's not mine! 337 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,844 I'll pee in a cup! 338 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,753 - I'll pee. - Look, it wouldn't make any difference. 339 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,519 Possession is eight-tenths of the law. 340 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,528 I'm pretty sure that much pot is a felony. Yeah. 341 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,757 Look, you'll get kicked out of school. 342 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,356 You'll lose your football scholarship. 343 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,402 Wait, I- I had a football scholarship? To-To where? 344 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,064 - You could land in prison, son. - Oh, my God. 345 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,233 Please, don't tell my mom. 346 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:41,507 Look, I see a lot of myself in you, Finn. 347 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,983 I know what it's like to struggle to make good life choices. 348 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,384 And I don't want to see you throw away everything you have to offer the world. 349 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,458 I just expected more out of you, Finn. 350 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,461 That really got to me when Mr. Schuester said that. 351 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,363 Because every day of my life, I expect more out of myself. 352 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,367 See, I might look confident and everything. 353 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:07,599 But I really struggle with the same thing other kids do. Peer pressure, backne. 354 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:15,411 I never knew my dad. He died in Iraq when we were fighting Osama bin Laden the first time. 355 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,083 Hold on, hold on. Finn! Finn! Finn! 356 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,085 Please! I'm on the phone. 357 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,088 I just want to trade next Saturday's shift for this Saturday... 358 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,919 because Finn's got a parents'night for Cub Scouts. 359 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,391 My mom and me, we're real close. 360 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,394 But being a single parent can be hard. 361 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:35,661 The only good time for Mom was when we splurged a little bit and ordered Emerald Dreams. 362 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,725 Darren was good to her. 363 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,964 And he was cool about letting me hang out. 364 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,070 ♪You make me weep ♪ 365 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,815 # And wanna die # 366 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:54,841 - #Just when-# - That was the first time I really "heard"music. 367 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,854 ♪You said we'd try ♪ 368 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,153 ♪ Lovin', touchin' ♪ 369 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:04,821 - # Squeezin' # - Man, it set my soul on fire. 370 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,262 ♪ Each other ♪ 371 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:10,165 You got a voice, buddy. 372 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,035 Seriously, if I had that voice, my band would still be together. 373 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,704 Stick with it! 374 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:22,372 My mom took it real hard when Darren left her for that girl he met at Pic 'N'Save. 375 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,109 #With someone else # 376 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:29,711 # Lovin', touchin', squeezin'# 377 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,725 # Each other# 378 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,661 # Now it's your turn, girl, to cry # 379 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,893 # Na, na, na-na-na-na # 380 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:46,028 It was at that moment I decided to do whatever it took to make my mom proud of me... 381 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,902 make her feel all her sacrifice was worth it. 382 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,839 We have two options here. 383 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,436 I'm running detention now, so you can do six weeks after school. 384 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,539 But that's gonna remain on your permanent record. 385 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,116 What's the other option, Mr. Schue? 386 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:08,416 ♪ I got chills They're multiplyin' ♪ 387 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,156 # And I'm losin'control # 388 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:17,429 ♪ 'Cause the power you're supplyin' ♪ 389 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,129 ♪ It's electrifyin' ♪ 390 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,263 - #You better shape up # - # Doo, doo, doo # 391 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,673 - # 'Cause I need a man # - # Doo, doo, doo # 392 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,940 - # But my heart is set on you # - #And my heart is set on you # 393 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:32,382 ♪You better shape up You better understand ♪ 394 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,352 ♪To my heart I must be true ♪ 395 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,413 - # Nothin' left # - # Nothin' left for me to do # 396 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:43,757 - #You're the one that I want # - #You are the one I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey # 397 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:46,525 - #The one that I want ## - Oh, hell to the no! 398 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:49,328 Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense! 399 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,801 I'm Beyoncé! I ain't no Kelly Rowland. 400 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,464 Okay, look, Mercedes. It's just one song. 401 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,905 And it's the first time we've been kind of good. 402 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,601 Okay. You're good, white boy. I'll give you that. 403 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,945 But you better bring it. Let's run it again. 404 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:07,541 All right. Let's do it. From the top. 405 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,619 You usually don't let me in your craft room. 406 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,455 Isn't this fun? And challenging? 407 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:17,461 Every Wednesday we're gonna have puzzle night... 408 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,965 because I know how important it is for you to have a creative outlet. 409 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,737 You know, the kids have been working so hard. 410 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:29,740 I was thinking about taking them on a field trip next Saturday. 411 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,901 Carmel High's performing a showcase down in Akron. 412 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,241 Carmel's gonna be the team to beat at Regionals... 413 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:37,645 and I was wondering if you might want to come chaperone with me. 414 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,447 - On Saturday? Oh, I can't. - Oh. 415 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,853 I had to pick up an extra shift at work, Will. We're living paycheck to paycheck. 416 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,915 How much of that paycheck goes to your Pottery Barn credit card? 417 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:51,019 I don't know what you're talking about. 418 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,458 Don't go in the Christmas closet! 419 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,433 I was looking for my jacket the other day. Come on! 420 00:23:56,501 --> 00:24:00,335 - We cannot afford this stuff, Terri! - But we could, Will! 421 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:04,307 Yes, I am a shoo-in to be promoted during the Christmas week at Sheets 'N' Things! 422 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:08,142 I reek of management potential! And they're hiring at H.W. Menken! 423 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,808 My passion is teaching, Terri! For the last time, I don't want to be an accountant! 424 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:16,217 Dr. Phil said people could change. It's not a bad thing to want a real life, Will. 425 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,756 And to have a glue gun that works! 426 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:25,995 You know, it's really hard for me not having the things that I need. 427 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:29,556 Oh! And you need three mahogany toilet brush holders? 428 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,693 They're Balinese! 429 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:36,230 It is not a bad thing to want things, Will. 430 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:40,036 I understand your interest in these kids, Will. 431 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,705 I really do. Yeah. 432 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,909 It's your way of recapturing your glory days. 433 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,145 But I'm not the high school cheerleader anymore... 434 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,154 and you are not the golden boy. 435 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,350 High school's over for both of us. 436 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,260 It's time that you move on. 437 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,069 You're the quarterback! 438 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:49,705 - Coach, it's temporary- - No! I don't want to hear it! 439 00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:52,375 You make a decision. Either you're a football player or you're a singer! 440 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,085 Hey, what's going on? 441 00:25:57,155 --> 00:26:00,318 Oh, it's- I just- I have to miss practice Saturday afternoon. 442 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,328 It's, uh, my mom. I gotta help her cook and, uh, do things. 443 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,330 Why? 444 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,332 She just had, uh, surgery. 445 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,334 What kind of surgery? 446 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:14,065 Uh, well, she, uh, had to have her prostate out. 447 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,073 Man, that's a tough break. 448 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,132 Yeah. It's, uh, engorged. 449 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,578 You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard! 450 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,513 You stole my quarterback. 451 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,680 Okay, look, Finn's got a great voice. 452 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,689 He just wants to express himself. 453 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,454 - You're screwing up my life. - Okay, Ken? You hate football. 454 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,723 What's this really about? 455 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,161 Hey, M&M. 456 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,691 So, I got tickets to monster trucks this weekend. 457 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,671 - Loge tickets. - No, thanks. Not my thing. 458 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,608 Truckzilla vs. Truckosaurus. And get this- the trucks breathe fire. 459 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:56,511 Ken, look, you know how every time you ask me out, I tell you I'm on my period? 460 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,641 - Which doesn't bother me. - Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches. 461 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:01,709 Or I'm allergic to nighttime. 462 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,845 Those things? Not really true. 463 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,618 - I'm just not interested in dating you- - Shh. 464 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,287 How do I get you... into my hatchback? 465 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,332 Okay, Ken, fine. Make me say it. I like somebody else. 466 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:18,836 Nothing I can do about it because they're unavailable, so I have to deal with that, but- 467 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,576 You're right. I'm overreacting. 468 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,136 - The herd will take care of it. - The herd? 469 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,977 The student body. 470 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:34,883 The second someone tries to rise above, be different, herd pulls 'em back in. 471 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:37,217 So- Oh, and by the way... 472 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:40,815 thanks for putting a good word in for me with Emma, buddy. 473 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,690 I guess you just want her for yourself, huh? 474 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,596 Adios, amigo. 475 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:55,205 - You're very talented. - Really? 476 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,207 Yeah. 477 00:27:57,275 --> 00:28:00,073 I would know. I'm very talented too. 478 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:04,574 I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. 479 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,583 You, the hot male lead... 480 00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:10,348 and me, the stunning young ingenue everyone roots for. 481 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,220 Well, I, uh, have a girlfriend. 482 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,725 Really? Who? 483 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,728 Quinn Fabray. 484 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:19,730 Cheerleader Quinn Fabray? 485 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,925 The president of the celibacy club? 486 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,137 Wait. 487 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,945 Let's pray. 488 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,747 #Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no # 489 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,253 For almost four months now. She's cool. 490 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:48,486 I wonder if they have Sour Patch Kids. 491 00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:52,795 Those kielbasas look like they've been there a while. 492 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,799 Do you want to go halfsies on a P.B. And J? 493 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,494 - That sounds perfect. - Yeah? 494 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,196 Yeah. Let's go. 495 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,135 Sorry. Excuse me. 496 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:05,506 I haven't had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in... a really long time. 497 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,875 - Really? - Yeah. My wife's allergic to nuts. 498 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:10,972 Oh. Oh. Well, that's really sweet though. 499 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,983 Not eating something because she can't. 500 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,609 - Oh. Yeah. - It's very nice. 501 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,620 Oh, that's really noisy. 502 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,349 But they're clean. 503 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,152 - Oh, my gosh. - There you go. 504 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,783 - How, um- - Mmm. 505 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,555 How long have you two been married? 506 00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:25,289 Mmm, five years last March. 507 00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,955 - Really? Mmm. - Yeah. 508 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:28,965 But we've been together since high school. 509 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,967 She was my first girlfriend, actually. 510 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,969 Was it love at first sight? 511 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,902 For me it was. 512 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:38,670 I don't know. She used to be filled with so much joy. 513 00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:40,938 And now? 514 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,947 Ah, showtime. 515 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,950 - You don't want to hear about my marital problems. - No, I do. 516 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:51,114 I do- I'd love to hear-You- I'm not happy that you have marital problems. 517 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:54,625 - People talk to me a lot because I'm a guidance counselor. - Okay, here's the thing. 518 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:57,627 - Terri rides me hard, and I've always appreciated it. - Mm-hmm. 519 00:29:57,695 --> 00:30:00,630 I figure she just wants me to be better, you know? 520 00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:03,633 But lately, though, I keep asking myself, better at what? 521 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,636 Making money? Being upwardly mobile? Thank you. 522 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,639 I don't know. I love her. Don't get me wrong. 523 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:12,642 - But we just gotta get back on the same page. - Did you like the sandwich? 524 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:15,201 Oh, my God. It's, like, the best I've ever had. 525 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,374 Hey, guys. So this is supposed to be our "competition. " 526 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:21,475 But I honestly don't think that they've got the talent that we've got. 527 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,386 But let's be a good audience. Give them some of that old McKinley High respect. 528 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,685 Please give a warm Buckeye State welcome... 529 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:32,390 to last year's regional champion, Vocal Adrenaline! 530 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:49,571 ♪ Ohio ♪ 531 00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:52,081 ♪They tried to make me go to rehab ♪ 532 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:55,745 ♪ But I said no, no, no ♪ 533 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,584 ♪Yes, I've been black but when I come back ♪ 534 00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,248 ♪You'll know, know, know ♪ 535 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,351 ♪ I ain't got the time ♪ 536 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:07,421 ♪And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪ 537 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,363 ♪ He'll try to make me go to rehab ♪ 538 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,130 # But I won't go, go, go # 539 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,868 ♪ I'd rather be at home ♪ 540 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,273 - #With Ray # - #With Ray # 541 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:23,045 # I ain't got 70 days # 542 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,874 - # 'Cause there's nothin' # - # Nothin' # 543 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,146 ♪ Nothin' you can teach me ♪ 544 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,415 ♪Ah-ah-ahhh ♪ 545 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:32,979 - #That I can't learn # - # I can't learn # 546 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,457 ♪ From Mr. Hathaway ♪ 547 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:37,756 ♪Yeah, yeah-eah ♪ 548 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,627 ♪ I didn't get a lot in class ♪ 549 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:46,101 - # But I know it don't come # - # Don't come # 550 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,571 ♪ In a shot glass ♪ 551 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,768 ♪They tried to make me go to rehab ♪ 552 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,778 ♪ But I said no, no, no ♪ 553 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:58,145 ♪Yes, I been black but when I come back ♪ 554 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:00,150 ♪You'll know, know, know ♪ 555 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,947 - # I ain't got the time # - # No time # 556 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:06,752 ♪And if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪ 557 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:08,655 ♪ He'll try to make me go to rehab ♪ 558 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:12,492 ♪ But I won't go, go, go ♪♪ 559 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,002 We're d-d-doomed. 560 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:42,388 Chicks don't have prostates. 561 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,985 I looked it up. You broke the rules. 562 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,327 For that, you must be punished. 563 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,029 Wait, wait, wait. 564 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,536 Wait, y-you've got the power here. 565 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,333 Y- You don't have to do this! 566 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,841 There's my baby. 567 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,450 Wow, honey. 568 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:14,013 This is amazing. What- What's the congratulations for? 569 00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:16,083 The kids haven't won anything yet. 570 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,153 I'm pregnant. 571 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,397 - Really? - Yeah! 572 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,563 Terri, don't mess with me. 573 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,572 Oh, my God. This is amazing! 574 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,540 We're gonna be a family. 575 00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:33,975 Oh, my God! 576 00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:40,108 Oh, I can't believe it. 577 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:49,257 You're leaving us? When? 578 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,887 I've given my two-weeks notice. 579 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:54,864 But I promise I'm gonna find you guys a great replacement before I go. 580 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:58,868 Is this 'cause those Carmel kids were so good? Because we can work harder. 581 00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:03,134 This isn't fair, Mr. Schuester. We can't do this without you. 582 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:07,371 So does that mean that I don't have to be in the club anymore, or- 583 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,643 Look, this isn't about you guys. 584 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:14,617 Being an adult is about having to make difficult choices. 585 00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:16,619 It's not like high school. 586 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:20,054 Sometimes you have to give up the things that you love. 587 00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:24,325 One day you guys are gonna grow up and understand that. 588 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:30,330 I have... loved being your teacher. 589 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,487 ♪All my bags are packed ♪ 590 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,352 ♪ I'm ready to go ♪ 591 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,221 ♪ I'm standing here ♪ 592 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,157 ♪ Outside your door ♪ 593 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:32,856 ♪ I hate to wake you up ♪ 594 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:36,957 ♪To say good-bye ♪ 595 00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:39,927 # But the dawn is breakin'# 596 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,063 # It's early morn # 597 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,801 # A taxi's waiting # 598 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,672 # He's blowing his horn # 599 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:48,974 # Already I'm so lonesome # 600 00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:52,880 # I could die # 601 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,214 # So kiss me # 602 00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:58,847 # And smile for me # 603 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,391 ♪Tell me that you'll wait for me ♪ 604 00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:04,724 # Hold me like you'll never# 605 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:09,129 # Let me go # 606 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,725 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving ♪ 607 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:14,430 ♪ On a jet plane ♪ 608 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,737 # Don't know when I'll be back again # 609 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,606 # Oh, babe # 610 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:25,081 # I hate to go # 611 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:27,811 # But I'm leaving # 612 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:30,945 # On a jet plane # 613 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,924 ♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪ 614 00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:38,291 ♪ Oh, babe ♪ 615 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,388 - # I hate to go ## - I heard he's having a baby. 616 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:44,093 That's why he gave Figgins his notice. 617 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:46,159 Really? 618 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:13,120 Need help grading those papers? 619 00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:16,928 It's actually an application for H.W. Menken. They're hiring. 620 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,166 Come on. Accounting is sexy. 621 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:27,934 I'll miss you. 622 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,640 - Before you leave, can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 623 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:34,242 I made an appointment for you tomorrow... in the career center. 624 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:36,809 You need some guidance. 625 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,855 I'm having a kid, Emma. 626 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,914 What I need is better benefits. 627 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:43,517 Just come, Will, for me. 628 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:54,360 - Didn't see you at Glee Club today. - Is that still happening? 629 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,962 - I've taken over. - Oh. 630 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,531 I'm interim director, but I expect the position will become permanent. 631 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,804 - Hi, Finn. RuPaul. - Hey. 632 00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:04,041 - What are you doing talking to her? - Oh- 633 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,778 Science project. We're partners. 634 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:09,843 Christ Crusaders tonight at 5:00, my house. 635 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,013 Sounds great. 636 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,152 Look, I should go. 637 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:18,286 I can't do Glee anymore. It conflicts with- 638 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,330 Your reputation? 639 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,299 You've really got something, Finn, and you're throwing it away. 640 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:26,700 - L-I'm gonna be late. - You can't keep worrying about what people think. 641 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,696 You're better than all of them. 642 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:38,744 What do you want me to do, apologize? 643 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,807 That's not me, dude. 644 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:46,685 Look, if I joined the flag team, you'd beat the crap out of me. 645 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,748 I just don't understand why you did it. 646 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:52,318 Schuester told me he'd give me enough extra credit to pass Spanish if I joined the club. 647 00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:55,695 I didn't have a choice. If I failed another class, I'd be off the team. 648 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:59,497 Look, it's over. Okay? I quit. Anything else? 649 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,504 No, that's it. 650 00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:06,032 And as a welcome back to the world of the normal, I got you a present. 651 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,705 What's that noise? 652 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,408 Oh, God! Help! Help! 653 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,918 - Help! - Is someone in there? 654 00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:19,217 We got that wheelchair kid inside. We're gonna flip it. 655 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,917 Isn't that kind of dangerous? 656 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,788 He's already in a wheelchair. 657 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,454 Come on, dude. We saved you the first roll. 658 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:30,599 Oh! 659 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,034 Thank you. Thank you so much. 660 00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:36,772 Thank you. Oh, my God. The smell. 661 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:39,969 What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser. 662 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,775 Don't you get it, man? We're all losers. 663 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:45,645 Everyone in this school. 664 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,412 Hell, everyone in this town. 665 00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:51,478 Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college. 666 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:54,217 And-And two will leave the state to do it. 667 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:58,489 I'm not afraid of being called a loser, 'cause I can accept that that's what I am. 668 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,231 But I am afraid of turning my back on something... 669 00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:05,132 that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life. 670 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:08,296 So, what? Are you quitting to join Homo Explosion? 671 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,806 No. I'm doing both. 672 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,969 'Cause you can't win without me, and neither can they. 673 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,144 - Go, go! - Track, track, track, Ronnie. 674 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:28,089 #Shadows searching in the nights # 675 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,519 ♪ Streetlights people ♪ 676 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,657 ♪ Living just to find emotion ♪ 677 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:40,602 # Hiding somewhere # 678 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:45,665 # In the night ## 679 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,878 Look, you guys. These steps are not hard. 680 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,777 I've been doing them since preschool. 681 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:53,544 I'm sorry. Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you. 682 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:57,644 I know what I'm talking about. I won my first dance competition when I was three months old! 683 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:03,318 - This is a closed rehearsal. - Look, I owe you guys an apology. 684 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,727 I never should've quit. 685 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:10,130 I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people. 686 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:13,193 - That was you? - You and your friends threw pee balloons at me. 687 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,534 - I know. - You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof. 688 00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:18,666 I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry. 689 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:22,007 Look, that isn't who I am, and I'm tired of it. 690 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,048 This is what I want to be doing, with you guys. 691 00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:28,414 I used to think that this was, like, the lamest thing on earth... 692 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,647 and maybe it is. 693 00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:33,315 But we're all here for the same reason- 694 00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:35,756 'cause we want to be good at something. 695 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,022 Artie, you play guitar, right? 696 00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:43,225 - Think you could recruit the jazz band? - I do have pull there. 697 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,234 All right. 698 00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:48,738 Mercedes, we need new costumes, and they have got to be cool. Can you do that? 699 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:51,036 Damn! Don't you see what I've got on? 700 00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:53,906 Rachel, you can do choreography. 701 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:56,845 Tina, what are you good at? 702 00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:59,781 - Uh- Uh- - We'll figure something out for you. 703 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,284 And what are you bringing to the table, Justin Timberlake? 704 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,822 I've got the music. 705 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,721 I want to show you something. 706 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,958 I did a little research. 707 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:25,406 And this is a tape I found in the library of the '93 team at Nationals. 708 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,637 Let's dance! 709 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:35,716 - # Ah, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh # - Do you know who that is? 710 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:37,617 ♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 711 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,952 - # That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh # - That's you, Will. 712 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,686 # I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh When you take me by the hand # 713 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,126 That's you happier than I've ever seen you. 714 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,026 ♪And tell me I'm your loving man ♪♪ 715 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:49,827 That was the greatest moment of my life. 716 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:53,563 - Why? - Because I loved what I was doing. 717 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:57,767 Yeah, I knew before we were halfway through with that number that we were gonna win. 718 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:06,539 And being a part of that, in that moment... 719 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,511 I knew who I was in the world. 720 00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:23,294 And the only time I felt- I felt that way since then... 721 00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:26,336 was when Terri told me I was gonna be a father. 722 00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:34,369 No. No. I need to provide for my family. 723 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,777 But provide what exactly? 724 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:39,873 The understanding that money is the most important thing? 725 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:43,750 Or the idea that the only life worth living... 726 00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:46,483 is one that you're really passionate about, Will? 727 00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:23,151 ♪Just a small town girl ♪ 728 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:27,391 ♪ Living in a lonely world ♪ 729 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:29,523 ♪ She took the midnight train ♪ 730 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,036 ♪ Going anywhere ♪ 731 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:38,907 ♪Just a city boy ♪ 732 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:42,935 ♪ Born and raised in south Detroit ♪ 733 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,880 ♪ He took the midnight train ♪ 734 00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:49,214 ♪ Going anywhere ♪ 735 00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,292 ♪ Da-da ♪ 736 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:02,230 ♪A singer in a smoky room ♪ 737 00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:05,097 ♪A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪ 738 00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:08,536 ♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪ 739 00:45:08,605 --> 00:45:13,042 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 740 00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:16,568 ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ 741 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:20,208 - # Da-da # - # Up and down the boulevard # 742 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:23,776 ♪Their shadows searching ♪ 743 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:26,618 ♪ In the night ♪ 744 00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:28,282 ♪ Da-da ♪ 745 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:32,488 ♪ Streetlight people ♪ 746 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:36,124 ♪ Living just to find emotion ♪ 747 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,136 ♪ Hiding somewhere ♪ 748 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:44,072 # In the night # 749 00:45:52,216 --> 00:45:54,912 ♪Working hard to get my fill ♪ 750 00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:56,350 ♪ Da-da-da ♪ 751 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,947 ♪ Everybody wants a thrill ♪ 752 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,856 # Payin'anything to roll the dice # 753 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:07,420 ♪Just one more time ♪ 754 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,432 ♪ Some will win ♪ 755 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,968 ♪ Some will lose ♪ 756 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:15,198 ♪ Some will only sing the blues ♪ 757 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,207 ♪And now the movie never ends ♪ 758 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:22,871 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 759 00:46:30,487 --> 00:46:35,481 # Don't stop believing # 760 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:38,119 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ 761 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:43,064 # Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh # 762 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,897 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 763 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:49,666 # Don't stop believing # 764 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:53,509 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ 765 00:46:53,577 --> 00:46:58,776 # Streetlight people Oh-oh-oh # 766 00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:01,477 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 767 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,918 ♪ Don't stop ♪♪ 768 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:10,983 Good, guys. It's a nine. 769 00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:14,189 We need a 10. Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the fives. 770 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:17,165 Finn, I think if we worked on it, you could hit a high "B." 771 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,099 So does this mean you're staying? 772 00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:24,034 It would kill me to see you win Nationals without me. 773 00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:27,204 From the top.