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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We're separated.
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Sign the divorce papers.
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What's with the cold shoulder?
You seduced me.
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You almost die, and then
you ghost me for weeks.
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Nothing about any of that
makes any sense to me.
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Doesn't make any sense
to me, either.
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I used to see a light in you.
All I see now is darkness.
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I just wanted
to say thank you
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for saving my life.
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Decker, gun!
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He saved my life.
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Chloe's fine.
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Luckily, Pierce was with her.
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But I wasn't.
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- Happy birthday, Detective.
- Beautiful.
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- What is it?
- It's the bullet.
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From when you shot me.
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Oh.
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Mm, this is
a new one on me, Detective.
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Mm, mm, well,
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there's a first time
for everything.
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Yes, but I've heard
it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even I have
the endurance for that.
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- Mm...
- Don't worry, I'll help you.
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna
leave you both in the dust.
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Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow,
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shoe, ah...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to be the shot glass.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, that's a thimble.
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What? What? I want to conquer
real estate, not mend socks.
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- So then be the shoe.
- Please,
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I am not a shoe.
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Clearly I'm a top hat,
so come on, hand it over.
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Want it?
It's gonna cost you.
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Oh, well, name
your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow, she slammed you.
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Imagine my disappointment
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when I realized
there was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that
Home Alone kid,
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but, obviously,
you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear
last time I kicked you out?
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Oh, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why
I came to look in on you.
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You see, we need the most love
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when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, Brother,
but I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty
from naked strangers.
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And speaking of,
I'm spent.
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So, if you don't mind...
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That's where
you've been, then,
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having sex with
the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, Brother,
wine, women and song.
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Just, come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Well, it turns out
"Bruce Lee mid-fly kick"
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wasn't in the artist's
repertoire.
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the detective's offspring.
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So that's who
you were with...
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Chloe and Trixie.
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Well, so much for
wine, women and song.
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Technically, all of those things
were represented,
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when you count
the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with...
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with enjoying
a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly,
Luci, who cares
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how you spend your nights?
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Um, everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle gives
regular people
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something to aspire to...
I provide hope.
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I see. And how does
Linda feel about this
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little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taken some time off
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to deal with a death
in the family, so...
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes, excellent idea.
You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking
this new you.
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Boring suits you, Brother.
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Now, this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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- We don't know anything about her.
- Oh, don't we?
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Generic artwork,
dull clothes,
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beige furniture.
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I mean, even her fruit bowl's
so tragically safe...
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no mangoes, no papayas.
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Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones, 29.
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She's a computer
engineer.
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We ran a full
background check,
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but we couldn't find
anything noteworthy.
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A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in
a better place now.
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Well, even if she's
in the worst place,
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it'd be far more interesting
than this,
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because this poor lady,
definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's
talking about?
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Oh, the other night
we played Monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, BABFT.
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Hmm?
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Big-ass blunt force trauma
to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we are looking
for something small and compact.
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Surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita.
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I wish Amenadiel were here
so he could see
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what boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that
he said I've become boring?
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It's absurd.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Monopoly doesn't really sound
like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say,
you have become a bit
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more normal.
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- How dare you.
- Crazy idea.
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Let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime-scene selfies?
Really?
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Classy move.
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And that is Esther,
our victim's roommate.
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She found the body when she
came home from partying.
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Well, what's such
a dynamic young lady doing
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living with a... Kim?
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Oh, never mind,
she looks traumatized.
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- I'll go comfort her.
- Uh-huh.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Hel...
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No photos
at a crime scene.
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Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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Don't let the boring
detective spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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Oh.
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Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far
too well-dressed
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to be a cop.
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So, I take it that
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you aren't close
with your roommate?
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No, I don't spend
much time here.
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Obviously.
Besides, me and Kim,
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totally different squads.
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Kim followed more people
than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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# Shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well,
there was no break-in,
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there was no struggle,
which likely means
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that Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent breakup, a fight?
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She did get into
a yelling match
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- on the phone last night
- Oh.
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But I assume that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that's
the poor dear's
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closest relationship?
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What time was the...
the argument?
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I'll tell you
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if you hand me
my phone back.
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I was getting ready
to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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Kombucha martini.
10:39 p.m.
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All right, I'll trace
Kim's phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
that I'm totes helping
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a police investigation?
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Absolutely.
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Do you mind tagging me?
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Ella traced Kim's call
to this business.
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Top Meet. Interesting name
for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app for
L.A.'s most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need
to get recommended
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and meet a bunch
of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Well, then, why would our victim
be arguing with someone here?
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I mean, this is clearly
a place for top hats, like us.
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Please, I would never get
into something like this.
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Eh, you're right.
What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting
for you, Detective... I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh, kindred souls.
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This interesting young fellow
and I, wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more
interesting than you.
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Well, journalistic
hyperbole, clearly.
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- Eh...
- Can I help you?
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Oh.
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Mack Slater.
I'm the CEO.
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If you are here for the
selection interview,
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I'll spare you.
I created Top Meet
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for people exactly like you.
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Oh, well,
thank you very much.
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I'm actually...
I was talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there,
Big Mack.
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We're here for a different
kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone
in this building.
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A homicide detective, huh?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you.
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Just found out who our victim
was fighting with... you.
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Ah. Most interesting
bachelor, indeed.
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If you didn't know her,
then how did you fight with her?
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'Cause she was nuts.
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I'm confused, you just said
you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on Top Meet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
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and then they get pissed
about it.
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Problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then, uh, she hacked
her way onto my app,
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and then our users
complained, of course.
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Because nobody joins Top Meet
to hook up with some...
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random nobody, and so
we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that
when she got angry
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and called to complain?
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No, it was more
like she went psycho.
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Ah, well, boring people never
like to be told they're dull.
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Right, Detective?
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What did you do
after the call?
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I stayed here, I worked late.
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We've been busy as hell
these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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Well, I'd like to talk to anyone
who can corroborate your alibi.
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Also, I'll need a list
of any of the users
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that complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
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our entire business model
is based off
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our ironclad privacy protocols.
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Fine, I'll just
get a warrant.
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Good luck with that.
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I mean, how long
did it take the FBI
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to hack one cell phone?
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Yep, I'll have
the tech team get on it.
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You got it, Chloe.
Ah!
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Hello, Ms. Lopez.
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I wanted to ask you something.
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You know this darkness
that you say you see in me?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I've been trying to address it,
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and, uh, details would help.
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So, where do you
see it, exactly?
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How? When?
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Like, now.
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Right about there.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
257
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,072
Little better?
258
00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,555
But you know, still,
259
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,593
you don't exactly scream
rainbows and sunshine,
260
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,837
even when you're not
wielding murder weapons.
261
00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,158
Well, for the record,
I wouldn't stab you,
262
00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,511
not here, with all
these cops around.
263
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,197
Oh, come on, that was funny.
264
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,676
Oh, yeah.
Ha, ha. Funny.
265
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,154
Also dark.
266
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,396
Right. Fair point.
267
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,320
But it's cool.
268
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,512
You know, being dark.
269
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,560
To each their own,
you know?
270
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,237
Wow, you really have this
"being good" thing down.
271
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,317
Huh?
272
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,190
You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
273
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,152
To where?
274
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,431
Somewhere other than Hell.
275
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,076
See, I've, um, I've learned
276
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,478
that there are consequences
to my darkness.
277
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,310
Really permanent ones,
as it turns out.
278
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,200
And I was thinking
you could help me avoid them?
279
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,311
No way, José.
280
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,391
I mean, I wish
I could help you, I do,
281
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,637
but I'm so busy.
282
00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,160
- With what?
- You know.
283
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,431
Cases, forensic stuff.
284
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,032
The lieutenant won't be back
from medical leave
285
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,800
until next week, so it's, like,
cray-cray up in here.
286
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,436
Oh, hey, Dan.
287
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,512
I bet you need me
to go do that thing, huh?
288
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,792
That super urgent
forensic thing.
289
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,070
Yeah, yeah. See?
290
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,556
Cray-cray.
291
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,837
Well...
292
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,277
I'm just gonna...
293
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,751
- I was...
- Yeah.
294
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,197
Bye.
295
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,759
Excuse me.
296
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,710
You know,
you're exposing yourself
297
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,639
to dreadful consequences.
298
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,639
And I'm not talking
bad Yelp reviews,
299
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,876
I'm talking Hell.
300
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,993
Real.
301
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,190
I know.
302
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,629
I know, right?
303
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,115
Shocker to me, too.
304
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,552
But not as much as your dancing
queen candle arrangements!
305
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,151
Hey,
306
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,272
Linda.
307
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,437
- Is everything okay?
- Amenadiel, hi.
308
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,909
I'm so glad you're here.
309
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,199
I'm trying to plan
my ex-husband's memorial,
310
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,835
and I could really use
another opinion.
311
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,319
Um, okay. So, which one
do you like best?
312
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,597
Just, knee-jerk reaction.
313
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,438
Go.
314
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,471
That one?
315
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,511
Really?
316
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,149
Really? You don't think
it's too ornate?
317
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:00,992
That one.
318
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,117
You're right.
319
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,874
This one's simple,
yet elegant.
320
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,279
See, you're just
the insight I needed.
321
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,916
Busy tomorrow?
322
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,718
That looks
absolutely nothing
323
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,916
like our victim.
324
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,395
Take note, Daniel.
These filters
325
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,000
could be the answer
to your dating drought.
326
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,077
Or not... I mean,
327
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,077
Kim only got one match.
328
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,950
What... really?
329
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,230
After all the effort
our shoe went through
330
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,999
to make herself
look like a top hat,
331
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,350
she only got the interest
of one gentleman?
332
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,233
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
333
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,076
Yep. Username,
FOREVER29.
334
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,350
The app arranged
a date for them,
335
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,000
and based on their likes
and locations,
336
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,919
it suggested a sushi place
on Melrose.
337
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,794
Even made a reservation for them
for the night of the murder.
338
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,877
This guy's
using the app
339
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,276
as a hunting ground; he could be
targeting somebody right now.
340
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,231
We got to find him.
341
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,352
Yeah, but how?
We can't even get an I.D.
342
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,880
Yeah. Tech team hasn't
been able to crack
343
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,400
Top Meet's security algo.
344
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,195
Which means Kim had
mad hacking skills.
345
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,471
So can we use
FOREVER29's profile pic
346
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,239
and run it through
facial recognition?
347
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,831
Yeah, I know, I thought
about that, but...
348
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,430
Partial profiles pics.
349
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,512
Such a telltale sign
of low self-esteem.
350
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,274
Or our guy's keeping
his profile secret
351
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,231
because he's the killer.
352
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,159
Wait a minute, there is
some good news, you guys.
353
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,159
He used the app to RSVP
for a mixer at Top Meet.
354
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,157
It's happening tonight.
355
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,350
Okay. We got to get
to this party.
356
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,796
Use what we know about FOREVER29
and single him out.
357
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,911
Okay, fine. I'll go.
358
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,157
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
359
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,033
I think I'm our one shot
to catching the killer.
360
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,390
Lucifer, we're looking
for a guy.
361
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,238
Your point?
362
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,072
Uh...
363
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,760
He's a dude. And he's straight.
364
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,639
- Mm-hmm.
- That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
365
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,792
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me The Skillet.
366
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,190
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
367
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,834
We need a woman, so I'll go.
368
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,317
What? You, Detective?
Socialize and flirt? Come on.
369
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,479
Yeah, but for the investigation,
I can sacrifice.
370
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,195
Can't be that hard
being frivolous and shallow.
371
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,119
I'll just channel
my inner Lucifer.
372
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,118
What, you want to become
a female version of me?
373
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,511
Okay.
374
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,830
I'll gladly train you.
375
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,191
Chloe does Lucifer?
376
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,720
I wouldn't exactly word it
that way...
377
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,196
Get ready to go
full me, Detective.
378
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,072
Oh, the Paris shows
were glorious.
379
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,475
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
380
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,636
How was your weekend?
381
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,399
Uh, awesome. Great.
382
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,796
Uh, Saturday,
went camping with my daughter.
383
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,196
And, uh, Sunday,
did a big Costco run.
384
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,359
There's, like,
300 hot dogs in my freezer.
385
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,234
Oh, really?
That is so interest...
386
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,472
Oh, dear. Look what you did
to poor Giancarlo.
387
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,194
Dead from boredom.
388
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,278
Now, look, you're going
to this Top Meet mixer
389
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,311
to hunt down a killer,
390
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,876
not to talk about your hunt
for bulk food bargains.
391
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:25,758
Okay.
392
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,555
Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
393
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,870
Okay, let's get
the terminology straight.
394
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,440
Not "fancy-schmancy."
395
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,352
Sophisticated.
396
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,556
Oh, whatever.
397
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,713
Why don't you just
give me some tips
398
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,196
on how to blend in
with that crowd. Okay?
399
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,880
You think being
as fascinating as I am
400
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,112
can be boiled down
to a few tips?
401
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,158
This is not paint by numbers.
402
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,439
Goodness me, I need a drink.
403
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,875
Oh. Thank you.
404
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,879
- I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me.
- Mm. Mm!
405
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,472
Yes, definitely,
no mention of the child.
406
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,431
Ugh.
407
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,756
And enough with the tips.
408
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,229
Why don't we do
a little role-play, hmm?
409
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,752
- Okay.
- You be a randy single man,
410
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,592
I'll be...
411
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,870
I'll be the new you.
412
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,596
Okay, I've never once done that.
413
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,350
My point exactly.
414
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,472
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
415
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,632
Gosh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
416
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,680
Oh, crap.
417
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,356
Oh.
418
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,839
Need some help there, sir?
419
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,236
There you go.
420
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,996
Good news, Ella.
421
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,552
I've been admitted to
the Forensic Shadow Program.
422
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,078
What is that?
423
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,430
A mentorship program.
424
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,074
Which means I will be
your student.
425
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,391
I am going to stick
to you like glue,
426
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,069
so I can learn how
to be good... at forensics.
427
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,955
Stuff comes up
constantly in court.
428
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,313
- That's great.
- Hold it, please!
429
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,276
Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
430
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,472
I mean, what am I,
Mother Teresa?
431
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,397
My, my.
432
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,869
Detective.
433
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,037
You look...
434
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,914
Like a female Lucifer?
435
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,395
Well, that's what
I was going for.
436
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,630
Well,
437
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,797
close enough,
but you're going to need this.
438
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,512
Do I really need to wear
an ear bug?
439
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,790
Absolutely.
440
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,831
From what we know
of our killer,
441
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,838
blue-eyed sushi snob
who loves surfing
442
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,952
and splooshing, I'd say you're
a bit out of your comfort zone,
443
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,510
so you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's A game.
444
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,551
You mean your A game.
445
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,160
Absolutely.
Oh, and while we're at it,
446
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,431
do you need a refresher on
"splooshing"? It's very simple.
447
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,233
- You just cover yourself in...
- No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good.
448
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,760
But... oh.
449
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,514
Except for...
450
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,631
What, you don't want to wear it?
451
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,836
It's not...
452
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,400
really Lucinda's style.
453
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:16,877
Right.
454
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:17,877
Oh.
455
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,556
Okay.
456
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,271
There.
457
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,077
I'm ready.
458
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,600
Yes, you are.
459
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,111
Good luck.
460
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,157
Thank you.
461
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,078
Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please.
462
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,475
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
463
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,353
Not beer. Prosecco.
464
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,279
But I hate Prosecco.
465
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,716
Well, tough luck.
Lucinda loves it.
466
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,599
Beer.
467
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,950
It's a good job I'm here.
468
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,719
Yeah, man. Close call.
469
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,560
Possible suspect, moving in.
470
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,350
Right. Whatever he says to you,
471
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,791
just laugh.
472
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,832
Hey there.
473
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,597
What's your name?
474
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,837
Lucinda.
475
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,395
No, no...
476
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,671
Not like a demented witch
on crack.
477
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,758
A deep, sultry laugh.
478
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,437
Ha, ha, ha.
479
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,869
Ha... I'm sorry.
480
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,595
I think I may have had
a little too much Prosecco
481
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,275
on an empty stomach.
482
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,709
I should have
had that sushi.
483
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,474
Did you try the
sushi? Is it good?
484
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,677
No, no. I didn't.
I'm a, I'm a vegan.
485
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,757
Oh.
486
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,150
Anyway.
487
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,033
You might want to go easy
on the bubbles.
488
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,871
Ah.
489
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,071
Smooth.
490
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,874
Beginner's bad luck.
491
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,870
Look, it's hard
to do justice
492
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,759
to my captivating essence,
but she'll get the hang of it.
493
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,832
Don't be such
a Debbie Downer, Daniel.
494
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,156
Sorry.
495
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,389
- Hey.
- Hey.
496
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,990
Hi.
497
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,152
You're really tan.
498
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,840
Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
499
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,838
Well, I'd like to surf
in your eyes.
500
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,474
Ugh, dearie me.
501
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,632
He's lucky it's not a crime
to be a cheeseball.
502
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,874
Anyway, at least
the ice is broken.
503
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,719
Now, just make small talk.
504
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,560
So I drove up
to this meditation retreat
505
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,637
in Big Sur last week.
506
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,956
No, no, no!
507
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,389
PCH is closed.
508
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,192
Say you helicoptered...
509
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,078
Shush.
510
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,800
Uh, excuse me?
511
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,992
Sploosh. I said "sploosh."
512
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,754
Are you into splooshing?
513
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,193
Time to change tactics.
514
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,310
You know what?
515
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,877
Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda.
516
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,276
I don't believe this.
517
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,919
Ditching protocol mid-sting?
518
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,315
Who does that?
519
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,111
Maybe she'll do better
on her own.
520
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,675
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
521
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,752
She'll flounder
without my expert guidance.
522
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,791
- Oh, yeah.
- Right.
523
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,229
I'm clearly needed
on the front lines.
524
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,557
You just stay here
and do what you do best.
525
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,990
Nada.
526
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,310
Oh, I love traveling.
527
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,755
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
528
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:36,917
Any fun plans coming up?
529
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,471
Um, well, I...
530
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,400
I was thinking of, uh,
maybe getting out of the city
531
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,956
and taking my
daughter camping.
532
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,077
Cool.
533
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,396
I-I love the outdoors.
534
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,671
- Oh.
- I'm a surfer.
535
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:49,798
Really?
536
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,840
Goes well with camping.
537
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,633
I've always wanted
to try surfing.
538
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,796
- But I...
- You should...
539
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,916
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
540
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,076
This is Benji.
541
00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,518
He just had
542
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,995
four pieces of sashimi,
543
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,520
and we just started
talking about surfing.
544
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,439
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
545
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,040
you put your mic back in
immediately.
546
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,316
We can't hear a thing
in the truck.
547
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,159
You are being quite loud.
548
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,830
Nice work.
549
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,109
Bloody hell.
550
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,120
Hey, there goes Benji!
551
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,754
Benji, over here!
552
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,353
Whoa.
You have to save me from them.
553
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,716
Uh, yeah.
554
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,350
They're with me.
555
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,355
Not bad for nada, huh?
556
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,516
Wait, she's a cop?
557
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,029
Detective Decker, LAPD.
558
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,794
We want to talk to you
about a murder.
559
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,440
Benji, you're the best, bro!
560
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,597
You're not paparazzi?
561
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,438
What?
562
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,795
Oh, thank God.
563
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,834
I mean, the things
Dad gets credit for.
564
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,270
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
565
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,636
Just the other night.
566
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,874
Still can't believe she's, uh...
she's dead.
567
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,391
Oh?
568
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,717
Did you think she'd survive
you murdering her?
569
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,400
I told you, I'm innocent.
570
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,556
Well, you're an overpaid DJ,
571
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,160
so that's up for debate.
572
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,798
It seems you were the last
person to see Kim alive.
573
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,637
I couldn't have been.
574
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,076
When I dropped her off
after our date,
575
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,316
her roommate was still there.
576
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,671
How do you know that?
577
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,155
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
578
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,589
like Kim suggested.
579
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,036
I was trying to avoid Esther.
580
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,833
What, kombucha martini girl?
581
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,751
Do you know her roommate?
582
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,314
To the extent
that you can know someone
583
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,392
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
584
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,920
Yep, that's her.
585
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,156
How did you two meet?
586
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,080
We matched on the Top Meet app
a few weeks ago.
587
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000
Went on two exhausting dates.
588
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,594
Then why go on the second date?
589
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,714
Because I wanted
to see Kim again.
590
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,159
I met her at the apartment
when I picked up Esther
591
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,510
for our first date.
592
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,554
She wasn't there
the second time.
593
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,955
So you can imagine
how stoked I was
594
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,310
when she popped up
on the Top Meet app.
595
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,158
No.
596
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,157
I can't, actually.
597
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,273
You're saying that you used
a top hat to get to a shoe?
598
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,836
He must be lying, Detective.
599
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,269
I'm not lying.
600
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,469
I really liked Kim.
601
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,953
She was different than all
the other women on the app.
602
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,435
What, different as in duller,
603
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,200
more mundane
and dressed for less?
604
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,279
No, as in she
didn't make me feel
605
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,398
like I had to be on
all the time.
606
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,791
With her, I could...
607
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,555
I could just be myself.
608
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,436
Interesting.
609
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,351
Thanks.
610
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,557
What if Esther found out
about Benji and Kim?
611
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,120
Got jealous,
lost control...
612
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,160
This goddess,
jealous of the plain Jane?
613
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,316
It's-it's ludicrous!
614
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,910
It's like me being jealous
of that paper clip.
615
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,911
Or Daniel.
616
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,195
I mean, not to mention
617
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,875
Esther is far too busy
for murder, Detective.
618
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,833
Look. She flew
to Florence last week
619
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,520
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato.
620
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,949
She went on a plane
to get ice cream?
621
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,072
Well, when you say it in
English, it sounds silly.
622
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,916
Oh. Hello.
Look at that belfie.
623
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,874
Bet you could bounce
a quarter off that derrière.
624
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,874
Oh. Yeah...
625
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,594
Wait, uh, go back.
626
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,550
- There.
- What?
627
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,549
Something small and compact
628
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,240
and surprisingly heavy
for its size.
629
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,874
Well, what's Miss Lopez's
Aunt Rosalita
630
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,236
got to do with anything?
631
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,638
Look.
632
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,592
The dumbbell.
633
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,194
It wasn't at the crime scene.
634
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,959
It matches the bruises
on the victim,
635
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,350
it's a weapon
of convenience,
636
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,233
and it fits the crime of passion
scenario.
637
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,836
Doesn't mean Esther was
the one to wield it, though.
638
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,872
If my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
639
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,316
Trust me, Detective,
640
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,392
there's no way that Esther
has ever used a weight...
641
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,200
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derrière.
642
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,354
Oh, crap.
643
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,560
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
644
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,790
Don't be crazy.
645
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,199
No. I just...
646
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,117
you know,
like my floors spotless.
647
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,274
An evidence lab can
never be too clean.
648
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,677
And that is your Forensic
Lesson of the Day.
649
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,876
More next week?
650
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,958
Why don't you want to mentor me?
651
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,439
It's not that
I don't want to, okay?
652
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,710
I just don't have the time.
653
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,717
Well, I've been watching you.
654
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,671
You have plenty of time.
655
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,633
You just waste it chitchatting.
656
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,832
You mean socializing?
657
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,672
Connecting with people
isn't a waste.
658
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,351
Okay.
659
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,274
Let's be honest here.
660
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,236
You don't really care about
anyone's kids or whatever.
661
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,672
I mean, you're faking it, right?
662
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,595
Just tell me, how do you keep
your eyes from glazing over?
663
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,197
There is no Forensic Shadow
Program, is there?
664
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,671
Even if I had been
tempted to help...
665
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,712
and I'm not saying
that I had...
666
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,673
now that I know you lied?
667
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,477
Poof!
668
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,475
Temptation officially gone.
669
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,317
Okay, so I'm thinking:
big band over here
670
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,911
and two long, two long
buffet tables over here...
671
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,110
or should we do three?
672
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,114
Well, it depends. How
many people are coming?
673
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,390
Uh, just 350.
674
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,756
350?
675
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,677
Wow.
676
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,559
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
677
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,477
Of course I do!
678
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,955
I'm heartbroken about his death.
679
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,074
Distraught, really.
680
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,476
Can barely function.
681
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,876
Okay, okay.
682
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,478
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
683
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,631
I only feel terrible
684
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,718
that I don't feel terrible
about his death.
685
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,072
Okay, so all of this
is just a...
686
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,634
A pathetic attempt
to cover up the fact
687
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,436
that I can't stop thinking
about me.
688
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,075
Me, me.
689
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,757
Me and my own brush with death.
690
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,872
- I understand, Linda. I mean...
- How could you possibly understand
691
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,554
what it's like to be rotisseried
692
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,996
by the, by the goddess
of all creation?
693
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,272
Dealing with mortality
was so much easier
694
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,115
when I was just another
clueless idiot.
695
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,437
Being a celestial insider...
really sucks.
696
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,160
I used to walk
around thinking
697
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,392
maybe reincarnation was real.
698
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,997
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
699
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,790
but I could still wonder,
still hope.
700
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,075
What if I came back
as a chameleon or something?
701
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,280
Chameleons are cool.
702
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,395
But now I know
that's never happening,
703
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,150
because I know,
you know, everything,
704
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,958
including where I'm headed
when... when this is over.
705
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,471
And where is that?
706
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,716
Where do you think?
707
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,159
I wish I'd never met any of you.
708
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,196
So we wanted
to, uh, ask you
709
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,038
a few...
710
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,799
Would you want
to put on a shirt,
711
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,232
or anything to cover...
your body?
712
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,239
No. Why? Are you cold?
713
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,709
Yes. Would you like
my jacket, Detective?
714
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,030
No. I am great, thank you.
715
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,192
Right.
716
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,598
So, when was this photo taken?
717
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:29,355
Uh, I took that on my way
to Tokyo, I think.
718
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:30,757
Sorry.
719
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,758
I travel so much,
it's hard to keep track.
720
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,314
It's actually
something else
721
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,789
that we're trying to track down.
722
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,911
This pink dumbbell here?
723
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,634
It went missing
the night of Kim's murder.
724
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,791
Any idea where it went?
725
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,592
Nope.
726
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,951
It's not mine.
I don't work out.
727
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,515
- Ah.
- Everything you see
728
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,439
- is God-given.
- And they say that
729
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,869
Dad doesn't give
with both hands.
730
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,315
So, the dumbbell.
731
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,477
You're saying that's Kim's?
732
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,750
Yeah. Poor thing
733
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,832
tried so hard to be like me.
734
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,355
So how did it feel
when you realized
735
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,994
that Benji preferred Kim to you?
736
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,953
Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky.
737
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,040
Don't listen
to the detective, darling.
738
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,196
She's trying
to trick you.
739
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,231
You just look
into my eyes
740
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,079
so we can prove to her
that she's wrong.
741
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,720
Now, you're too sophisticated
742
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,230
to care about your boring
flatmate's trifles, aren't you?
743
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,194
Tell me, what is it
that you really desire?
744
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,671
I...
745
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,876
I...
746
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:20,877
Yeah.
747
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,275
...want to...
748
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,995
stop posing and lying!
749
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,319
It takes so much effort
750
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,512
to make these pics look
so effortless.
751
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,631
It's exhausting!
752
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,036
Well, so you're saying
it's just all a facade?
753
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,552
I don't even know
what that word means!
754
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,558
I'm not worldly at all!
755
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,237
# Barbados?
756
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,917
More like
# Bogus.
757
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,236
The most exotic place
758
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,999
I've ever been
is the gym's sauna.
759
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,839
But you said
you didn't work out.
760
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,874
Of course I do.
761
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,117
With real equipment,
at a gym,
762
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,755
not in my living room.
763
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,917
So you're still saying
that the dumbbell is Kim's?
764
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,319
Yeah. She tried everything to be
part of my glamorous lifestyle.
765
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,119
She was even planning
on getting surgery
766
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,555
once all the money came in.
767
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,757
What money?
768
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,797
I don't know,
769
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,912
but she made it sound
life-changing.
770
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,111
Maybe the motive
771
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,674
for Kim's murder
was financial.
772
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,951
Maybe she was coming
into some inheritance,
773
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,674
and someone wasn't
happy about it.
774
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,758
I can't believe
Esther was a fake.
775
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,639
I mean, how did I
completely misjudge her?
776
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,950
Lucifer, are you listening?
777
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,435
We need to look
into this windfall.
778
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,995
Detective, I think
779
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,190
I've been spending too
much time with you.
780
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,596
It's turned my
top hat radar rusty.
781
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,393
- What?
- But no offense, but I think I need
782
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,960
to go and hang out with
some interesting people
783
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,879
before you turn
me into a shoe.
784
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,600
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
785
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,120
I don't regret meeting you.
786
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,671
I just...
It's a lot.
787
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,312
I've calmed down now,
so can we go?
788
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,360
Lie down with me, Linda.
789
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,870
On the... on the sand?
790
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:05,871
Oh, okay.
791
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,316
Listen,
792
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,230
there was a time when I, too,
thought that I knew everything.
793
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,472
This was... this was back
when I was an angel
794
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,075
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
795
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,317
But, you see, I found
796
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,193
that it takes looking up
to gain perspective.
797
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,959
It's a good reminder
of just how much
798
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,714
there is that we don't know.
799
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,036
Linda...
800
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,999
if you really
think about it...
801
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,190
do you have any fewer
questions than you used to?
802
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,310
When you didn't know?
803
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,716
I mean, they're...
they're different questions,
804
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,713
but there are just
as many, maybe more.
805
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,751
So you're still every bit
806
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,872
the clueless idiot
that you always were?
807
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,560
That helps.
808
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,073
Still sucks about
the chameleon, though.
809
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,874
Thank you.
810
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,991
I can't find any sign
of that windfall.
811
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,550
As far as I can tell, there was
no money coming Kim's way.
812
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,029
Oh, there's got
to be something.
813
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,196
There is.
814
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,760
Charlotte,
what are you doing here?
815
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,155
I felt unsettled
about lying to you.
816
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,795
Um, I thought I could make up
for it by making myself useful.
817
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,472
So, I overheard you talking
about finding a connection
818
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,478
between the dead girl
and that exclusive dating app.
819
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,433
So I did a little digging,
and I found one...
820
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,632
- Well, we're long past that.
- Are you sure?
821
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,399
I had to pull some strings
to get this.
822
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,432
It's an employment
contract
823
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,438
between Kim
and the owner of the app,
824
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,676
Mack something.
825
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,436
Drawn up two years ago
in total secrecy.
826
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,196
But Mack said
that he hadn't met Kim
827
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,311
until she called him that night.
828
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,590
Oh, he met her, all right.
829
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,035
Kim hired him.
830
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,600
She hired him?
831
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,833
And then hacked his app?
It doesn't make sense.
832
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,030
Unless...
833
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,790
she didn't hack it.
834
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,597
Top Meet's encryption protocol
is impossible to crack.
835
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,479
Except to the person
who built it.
836
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,358
Exactly.
837
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,518
So, if Kim created Top Meet,
838
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,916
then who the hell is Mack?
839
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,760
Well, no computer whiz,
that's for sure.
840
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,711
C-minus student,
841
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,400
barely graduated
high school.
842
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,430
Voted Most Likely
to Sleep His Way to the Top.
843
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,552
And guess what he was
doing before Top Meet.
844
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,995
Spin instructor.
845
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,754
Okay, wh-why would Kim
hire him, though,
846
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,117
if she's this genius
computer engineer?
847
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,800
What does he bring
to the equation?
848
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,633
Uh... that.
849
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,395
Look at him
and then look at her.
850
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,829
If both came to you
851
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,838
asking for funding for
an elite dating app,
852
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,190
whose project
would you invest in?
853
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,790
Well, yeah, if you're being
all superfish and whatevs.
854
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,229
Which many people are.
855
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,399
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-schmancy enough,
856
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,677
so she hid the fact
that she was the creator,
857
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,475
and hired pretty boy Mack here
to be the facade.
858
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,990
In secret. Explains
why it didn't come up
859
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,157
- in the background check.
- So Kim's insecurities
860
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,595
allowed Mack to take the credit.
861
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,110
And the money.
862
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,199
Which she wanted
to take back.
863
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,834
That's the windfall
she was expecting.
864
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,429
It's a strong motive
for him to kill her.
865
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,120
- Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out?
- He could have
866
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,710
easily convinced one of his
employees to lie for him.
867
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,674
It's a solid theory,
but still,
868
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,076
it's just a theory... we need proof.
869
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,600
I really wish we had
that murderous dumbbell
870
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,274
- right about now.
- Well, if Mack did it,
871
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,915
- I think we know where to find it.
- Hmm? We do?
872
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,312
Uh, there's a good chance
873
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,159
the murder weapon
is at Mack's place.
874
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,272
Seasoned killers know
to leave it at the scene,
875
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,790
but first-timers,
they tend to take it with them.
876
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,198
I can't count the times I've
allegedly helped a client unmake
877
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,629
that mistake.
878
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,396
Really?
879
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,080
What? I said "allegedly."
880
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,751
We need to get a search warrant
for Mack's place.
881
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,997
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- Excuse me?
882
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,397
Mack's lawyer will argue
that all you have is conjecture
883
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,875
based on circumstantial
evidence,
884
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,315
and any judge will agree.
885
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,240
You're never getting
that warrant.
886
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,320
Well, then it's a good thing
I am exactly our killer's type.
887
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,955
Mack! I love the place.
888
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,310
Mr. Morningstar.
889
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,314
How about
a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas?
890
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,751
I need to scrape the rust
off my playboy ways, and you're
891
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,030
just the chap to help this Devil
892
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,390
get his groove back.
What do you say?
893
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,199
That sounds fun.
894
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,516
- Yeah.
- Uh...
895
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,198
but I'm afraid I have
a previous engagement.
896
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,317
Oh?
897
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,751
Some alone time
with the detective?
898
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,191
- Not alone anymore.
- Oh, Mack.
899
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,595
I suppose we all have
our low points.
900
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,677
But not to worry,
901
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,519
I've got a chopper waiting...
if we leave now,
902
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,074
we can still make the
Encore pool party.
903
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,317
I'm afraid
you're gonna have to leave,
904
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,516
Detective... I'm
trying to kick off
905
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,632
a Most Interesting
Bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
906
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,553
You leave. I'm having fun.
907
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,393
Something going on
between you two?
908
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,313
- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.
909
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,996
I'm gonna grab a beer.
910
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,676
Decide for yourselves who gets
the pleasure of my company.
911
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,951
Okay.
912
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,480
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
913
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,670
I thought you
preferred them boring.
914
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,950
You think I'm on a date?
915
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,112
I am here looking
for the murder weapon, Lucifer.
916
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,993
What, so now you think
Mack's the killer?
917
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,994
You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
918
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,192
Enough with this crusade
against us already.
919
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,754
Mack isn't fabulous.
920
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,229
Kim created Top Meet.
921
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,590
He stole it.
922
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:30,912
What?
923
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,719
- Another phony?
- Yes.
924
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,357
I suppose that explains the
self-aggrandizing artwork.
925
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,311
Would you just help me
926
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,237
find the weapon?
927
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,760
Please?
928
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,112
Okay, fine, in my experience,
it's, uh, usually in the toilet.
929
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:46,992
Oh, I checked there.
930
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,000
Uh... freezer?
931
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,157
It's not there, either.
932
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,556
Well, the fireplace, then.
933
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,440
Oh, Lucifer.
934
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,551
There's no way.
935
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,477
I mean,
936
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,160
could he really be
dumb enough to...
937
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,834
to...
938
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,791
Lucifer.
939
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,991
Wha...
940
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,478
Ah.
941
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,393
Well, I think you put
the dumb into dumbbell.
942
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,194
Decided against the beer...
943
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,636
two cops showing up
at my house on the same day.
944
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,960
Uh, figured that
must not be a coincidence.
945
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,356
Still think I'm dumb?
946
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,911
Basic deduction
doesn't make you a genius, Mack.
947
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,270
But then again,
you're used to taking
948
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,470
more credit than you deserve.
949
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,832
Yes, Mack...
or should I say... Hack?
950
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,155
Waste of a pun. You're
gonna have to spell it out
951
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,316
for him, Detective.
952
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,438
We know that Kim
created Top Meet.
953
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,360
Oh, yeah? You know she was
also gonna destroy it, too?
954
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,673
She sneaks onto the site,
goes on one good date,
955
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,951
and then wants to make the app
more accessible.
956
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,471
So stupid!
957
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,797
What's stupid
about thinking someone deserves
958
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,832
to be loved
for who they really are?
959
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,594
Kim was the
brains, Mack.
960
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,429
You were just the face.
961
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,234
Just the face?
962
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,839
Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs.
963
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,753
No one gives a crap
about Wozniak.
964
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,357
Oh, please, Mack.
What you are is a fraud.
965
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,399
Which, unfortunately,
makes you boring.
966
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,233
And predictable. Watch.
967
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,111
- Put that down.
- Or what?
968
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,277
You're gonna blow your own face
to smithereens, Mack?
969
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,039
It's quite heavy,
isn't it? At least
970
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,230
they got the density right.
971
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,078
Ooh!
972
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,350
Heads up!
973
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,595
Nice catch.
974
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,120
Today interesting
enough for you?
975
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,959
Well, beats Monopoly.
976
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,756
But in the end,
977
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,434
the shoe turned out
to be interesting,
978
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,393
and the top hat, boring.
979
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,038
Right. So you're gonna
embrace your boring side now?
980
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,038
Well, I would,
but I have no boring side.
981
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,471
- Ah.
- Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn
982
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,074
for the exciting
when I'm involved.
983
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,033
I just got to throw
a man's own head at him.
984
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,790
That sounds... painful.
985
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,832
Oh, don't worry,
he deserved it...
986
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,953
for pretending to be
something he wasn't.
987
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,551
I mean, people really do waste
an awful lot of time
988
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,591
trying to be interesting.
989
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,758
People.
990
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,996
Not you, though.
991
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,232
Oh, no. To me,
it just comes effortlessly.
992
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,790
All I have to do
is just be myself.
993
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:16,992
Hmm.
994
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,554
Mm.
995
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,792
But what I really want
to know is,
996
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,710
how have you been doing?
997
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,350
Well...
998
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,391
I was in a really dark place.
999
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,276
But...
1000
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,679
someone helped me
gain perspective.
1001
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,359
How's that saying go?
1002
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,600
We're all in the gutter,
1003
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,632
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
1004
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,354
The stars are just gas bags,
1005
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,960
and I never would have
fed Oscar that line
1006
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,800
had I known how much I'd have to
hear people quote it back to me.
1007
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,509
Oscar freakin' Wilde?
1008
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,393
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
1009
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,512
Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
1010
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,310
Anyway, I'm glad to hear
that you are doing better.
1011
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,994
This calls
for a celebration.
1012
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,670
So...
1013
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,280
Oscar, huh?
1014
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,276
Mm.
1015
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,477
- Tell me everything.
- Well...
1016
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,439
he was straight
when I first met him.
1017
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:17,877
Oh, God!
1018
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,716
That one was all you.
1019
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,354
I was about to knock.
1020
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,393
There's...
something I need to tell you.
1021
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,036
Funny.
1022
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,395
There's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
1023
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,036
Thank you.
1024
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,673
That contract helped put
a killer behind bars.
1025
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,317
You did a good thing.
1026
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,516
I stole it.
1027
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,029
Aw, man.
1028
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,596
Seriously?
1029
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,036
You know what?
1030
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,874
It still counts, okay?
1031
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,673
You did a bad thing.
1032
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,552
But it was for
a good reason.
1033
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,711
- Really?
- Yes.
1034
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,957
But only if,
in good faith,
1035
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,312
you try to do it
the right way first.
1036
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,512
Being good
takes practice.
1037
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,832
Okay? So just keep at it,
1038
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,997
and you'll get better.
1039
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,311
I guess I should take
that job, then.
1040
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,276
What job?
1041
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,595
I've been offered a position
in the D.A.'s office to...
1042
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,315
help put criminals away
for a change.
1043
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,512
Yeah, but like you would
ever take that pay cut.
1044
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,995
Yeah, I know.
1045
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,711
But anyway,
1046
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,792
um, sometimes there's
more important things...
1047
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:28,957
than money.
1048
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,995
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like
all the things money can buy.
1049
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,795
Too late...
you talked me into it.
1050
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,277
I did?
1051
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,279
Yes. This job is
the perfect place...
1052
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,196
to practice
this "being good" thing.
1053
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,837
And bonus.
1054
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,559
I'll be around here more.
1055
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,755
Yeah.
1056
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,240
Bonus.
1057
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,793
So, how did
Lucinda do, Mom?
1058
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,276
Uh, she did... okay.
1059
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,677
Helped us catch the
bad guy in the end.
1060
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,793
- Thank you.
- No, I meant...
1061
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,317
how did meeting new people
at the party go?
1062
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,670
Oh.
1063
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,194
Well, um...
1064
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,199
I actually...
had a pretty good time.
1065
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,118
I mean, but only once I...
stopped being Lucinda
1066
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,397
and started being myself.
1067
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,880
You know, it can be scary
sometimes, but...
1068
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,237
being who you really are
is never a bad idea.
1069
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,354
Hey, there's a piece missing.
1070
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,510
Lucifer.
1071
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,432
Are you coming?
1072
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,835
Uh...
1073
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,117
how about a nice
round of Monopoly?
1074
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,471
No?
1075
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,952
Little face-
painting, maybe?
1076
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,675
I didn't think so.
1077
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,996
Hmm.