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Just your nose and
then we're done, Mr. Frost.
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You butt-fucker!
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I'm a baby.
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Boys! It's dinner time.
Come inside please.
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Hey, Mom.
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I know I said that I would stay home
and pack tonight but...
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Yeah, of course
I'm wearing headphones.
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Anyway, yeah, so surprise!
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I'm not home. Um...
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The Lerners asked me to babysit.
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What?
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Sneak off and see Ricky?
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Why would you, why would...
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Shit!
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Sorry.
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Ashley!
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Ashley, are you okay?
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Hi, Mom, no, no, no, everything's fine.
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It's just traffic.
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Morn, look, I gotta go.
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I love you.
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Yeah, yeah, come here, come here.
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Come on, give me a challenge,
give me a challenge.
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Oh, that's right, you can't,
'cause I'm the best.
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Okay, here we go.
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Damn, I'm on a streak!
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"Want to put her in the mood?
Watch a horror movie.
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"When we're scared,
our brains pump out dopamine
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"the same chemical we release
when we're aroused."
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So fear really makes girls wet?
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Told ya. Barn!
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You believe everything
you read online.
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It's like with the paint cans.
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Oh, my God, are we seriously back
to the paint can debate?
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I ended that last week.
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I was unconvinced.
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No, no, no, no, no,
we looked it up.
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That ER doctor said that the paint can
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would've smashed the robber's face in.
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Just admit you're wrong.
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Only reason to read this stuff
is for the pictures.
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- It's a plus.
- I know what women want.
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Dude.
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What?
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She's, like, twice our age.
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I really don't think it's gonna happen.
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Five years. Big deal.
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My parents are five years apart.
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You don't get it.
Luke, Ashley's a ten.
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A solid ten.
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And you're like a phi...
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Never mind. She likes me, I know it.
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It's tonight or never.
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Okay, go ahead.
But my brother gave me weed,
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so instead of trying to
bone your babysitter
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maybe we could just,
you know...
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Puff-puff?
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No, man, I'm going through with the plan.
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Don't mess it up for me.
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I mean, Luke,
for both our sakes,
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I truly, sincerely hope you get some ass...
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...distance...
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uh, with that computer problem you got.
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Like, technical assistance.
Call, uh, Geek Squad.
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- They're good.
- Real smooth, Einstein.
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You smell great, Mrs. Lerner.
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Don't you have a curfew, Garrett?
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Yeah, but my mom said
I could stay in...
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Bed by 11:00, okay?
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I know.
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And don't forget to brush your teeth.
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I will, Mom.
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- I left pizza money.
- Okay!
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Robert.
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Robert, turn that shit off.
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It's giving me a migraine.
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Yes, uh, darling.
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My ornaments were
conspicuously missing from the tree.
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We're not putting those on the tree.
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Bell shoes,
or I'll chop your legs off below the knees.
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Are you sure you've never
sucked another man's cock?
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Not even in college?
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Not some lost weekend?
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Fishing trip?
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Secret, special friend?
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Ever?
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Not that I can recall.
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Because, honestly, Robert, this is so...
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Heterosexual?
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That's not even the word.
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It's metro. Metro sexual.
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I'm allowed to like gay things.
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I need a drink.
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Oh, my God, the fetus machine!
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I forgot you still had this.
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What the fuck? Dude! That is so creepy.
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I'm sorry. Please tell me you
don't still sleep with this.
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You totally do. Shut up, dick.
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You so do. Of course not.
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Hey, maybe it'll put you in the mood
while you're, you know...
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She's here.
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Good Lord, you are breathtaking.
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Thank you.
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Nice sweater.
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Thanks, nice tie. Thank you.
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So, uh, you're leaving us.
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Deandra says that you're moving.
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Yeah, in a couple of days, to Pittsburgh.
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Did I give you permission?
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So thank you for coming
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because you've
gotta be busy packing.
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Yeah, but I mean,
I couldn't leave without saying goodbye.
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Wow! What a nice thing to say.
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Mrs. Lerner, you look incredible.
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Well, thank you.
But I told you, call me Deandra.
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"Mrs. Lerner"
makes me sound fossilized.
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Robert!
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Oh, look who decided to come
out of his room.
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Don't I remember something
about the trash getting taken out?
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And don't forget the shovel.
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Go on, Luke, and then
we can hang out.
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Yeah, come on, you grab the garbage
and I'll get the recycling.
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I don't know about you, tiger,
but I'm gonna miss that girl.
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New carpets!
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Damn it, Rob.
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Here we go.
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- Okay, I want to show you this.
- Mmm-hmm.
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We're going to do things
a little bit differently.
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Lucas has been sleepwalking again.
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Oh.
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No, crap!
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Oh, just a minute.
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Garrett, what are
you doing in here?
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Oh.
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Uh, do you have any itch cream?
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- My shoulder really...
- Top shelf.
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Honestly, that kid is a bad influence.
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I want you to keep an eye on him.
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Once he's brushed and he's in bed,
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don't forget to give him
his sleeping pill, okay?
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Then you take this pencil
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and you put it on his door handle.
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See? Like that.
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That way, if he stays in, great.
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If he walks around, we know.
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And what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
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Honey, it's time to go!
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All right.
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Okay, Ashley, call us if you need
anything, all right?
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See ya. Good luck.
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Now, don't stay up
and watch scary movies, okay?
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It'll give you nightmares again.
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Please don't do that.
You're embarrassing the lad.
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Oh, Robert, that tie.
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I know, right!
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No, wrong.
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Please, please, please? Thank you.
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Always be...
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Prepared.
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- Please don't embarrass me like last year.
- Oh, I promise.
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Finally.
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So, what do you wanna do?
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- Movie?
- Actually, I gotta make a call.
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So how about you hang out
and play video games or something?
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This is just
happening so fast, you know?
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I just need some space tonight.
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Like, clear my head, say goodbye
to everything, if that makes any sense.
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Ricky, of course
I wanted to see you.
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I don't know.
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11:30.
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Well, if you want to break
a few dozen perv laws,
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you could always ignore me
and come over anyway.
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Ricky, no, that was a joke.
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No, don't.
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Luke! Luke!
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What? There's a spider. Kill it.
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Just kill it. Squish it!
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It didn't do anything wrong.
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Ash!
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Ah.
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Ashley!
Ashley, are you okay?
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What?
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I can handle myself
just fine, thank you.
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The answer's still no.
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Go on. You're free now.
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There you go, big guy.
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Ricky, I know.
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Yes, I know I leave soon.
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You know you're my guy.
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Can't we hang out tomorrow?
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay, well, maybe
if kiddo falls asleep early.
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Okay.
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All right, bye.
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00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,646
Luke?
196
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,721
Luke!
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00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,570
Luke, where are you?
198
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,129
Luke, where are you?
199
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,167
Luke!
200
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,405
Lucas, what are you doing?
201
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,926
Oh, you won't?
202
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,607
No, you are way too young
to be drinking. Give me that.
203
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,090
- Oh, this?
- Yes, that.
204
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Give it to me.
205
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,207
Lucas, stop!
206
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,725
What has gotten into you?
207
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,208
One time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle.
208
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He puked so bad.
209
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He can't hold his liquor like me.
210
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Wow, I'm super impressed, okay?
Now, give it.
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00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,368
Lucas, I'm so serious right now.
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00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,006
Don't.
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Thank you.
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00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,642
Oh, my God.
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00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,125
Pardon me.
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00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,087
You forgot to shut the door, doofus.
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00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,644
I can't believe I'm doing this.
218
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,681
Hey, no, sorry, I can't...
I can't talk right now.
219
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,451
He just opened
a bottle of champagne.
220
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Uh-uh, no, that is
not an invitation.
221
00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,008
Look, um, listen,
I don't think tonight's gonna to work out.
222
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,686
A chance to what?
223
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,762
Make things harder
than they already are?
224
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,727
What?
225
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,366
Okay, you know what?
That was a low blow, and I'm gonna hang up now.
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00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,645
Busted.
227
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,366
Me? What about you, mister?
228
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,681
Well, I won't tell
if you don't.
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Okay, deal.
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00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,006
You know, drinking
won't impress me, okay?
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I already think you're pretty cool.
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00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,566
Let's, uh... Let's get
some food into you, hey?
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Pepperoni or Hawaiian?
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Anything but mushrooms.
235
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:49,807
Why don't you start the...
236
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,283
Whoa, calm down.
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Have another drink.
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00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,201
Lerner residence.
239
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,641
Hello?
240
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,960
Hello?
241
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,131
Help! Somebody help me!
242
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,291
Come on, come on!
243
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,409
- Who was it?
- No one.
244
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,163
Why are you dating Ricky?
245
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,051
He's such a jerk.
246
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,604
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
247
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,325
How did you mean it?
248
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,843
It's just like first Jeremy and now Ricky.
249
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You could choose any guy in the world,
250
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,208
and you're choosing these guys
who treat you like shit.
251
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,042
Luke......
252
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,647
First off, you're sweet,
253
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but second, there's actually
a really wonderful side to Ricky.
254
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,210
And my move's been
really tough on us, so be nice.
255
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,408
Plus, you're drunk, kiddo.
256
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,326
I am not drunk
and I am not a kiddo.
257
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,284
You're 12.
Thirteen in a few weeks.
258
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,609
I'm mature for my age.
259
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,681
I know.
260
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,085
If I were your age, I'd date you.
261
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,280
Really?
262
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,642
Shit! I forgot to order the pizza.
263
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,207
God, Luke, you didn't tell me
you ordered something.
264
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,685
I didn't.
265
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,161
Hi. Sorry,
we didn't order that.
266
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,681
This 312 Claremont?
267
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,881
Yeah.
268
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,650
Well, someone ordered this.
269
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,046
It was probably my dad.
270
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,083
Here, keep the change.
271
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,165
Hey ,you , uh....
You have a pleasant night.
272
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,525
Okay, thanks.
273
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,890
Plates and napkins, mister...
274
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,683
I buckskin' hate this thing.
275
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,211
Help! Help!
276
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,851
You come here a lot?
277
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,444
Every now and then.
278
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,522
Come here to think, be by myself.
279
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,607
What?
280
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,290
It's good ambiance.
281
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,368
You are something else tonight.
282
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,364
Wait, if your dad ordered the pizza,
283
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,850
why is there mushrooms on it?
284
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,528
I don't know,
'cause they're like vegetables?
285
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,085
Hey, you mind grabbing those beers?
286
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,770
Sure, hold on.
287
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,850
Hello?
288
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,324
Cindy, don't be stupid.
289
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,123
My boyfriend's going to kill me
if I don't get home soon.
290
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,724
Your boyfriend isn't here.
291
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,085
You're bad.
292
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,805
So what are your family's
plans for the holidays?
293
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,691
Drinking and arguing.
294
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,010
You crack me up.
295
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,888
Ricky, why can't
you just leave me alone?
296
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,088
Look, I'll be back
in one second, okay?
297
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,561
Hello?
298
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,089
Oh, you crack me up.
299
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,931
Okay, we'll see.
300
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,571
Yeah, I don't know. I said, "We'll see!"
301
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,045
Hey, I'm still
pissed at you, you know.
302
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,371
You don't get off that easy.
303
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,203
I'll talk to you later, maybe.
304
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,362
Okay, bye-bye-
305
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,043
Hey, you'll always be
my little buddy.
306
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,280
You know that, right?
307
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,284
Can we just watch the movie?
308
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,123
Hey, Where'd you go?
309
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,207
Bobby, are you up there?
310
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,206
Oh, my God! No, I can't!
I can't watch this part.
311
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,327
Why would...
312
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,049
Why would they go into the attic?
313
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,082
It's just...
Oh, it's so stupid.
314
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,441
Oh, God!
315
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,006
Did you hear that?
316
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,326
Mmm-mmm.
317
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,724
Luke,Luke,Luke,no!
318
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,807
No, no, no, Luke.
319
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,887
Why?
320
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,206
No, just because, Luke.
321
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,127
Look, I know you've been drinking...
322
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,565
So have you,
so why won't you kiss me?
323
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,040
Because, Luke, it is the most
inappropriate thing ever!
324
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,086
Okay?
325
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,804
Lerner residence.
326
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,286
Are you gonna talk?
327
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,085
I can see you.
328
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,920
Is this Jeremy?
329
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,322
Joey, is that you?
330
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,841
If you can see me,
how many fingers am I holding up?
331
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,961
I see something.
332
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,725
No, let's get out of here.
There's somebody out there.
333
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,047
- What's gotten into you?
- There's somebody over there!
334
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,644
Luke, could you just turn that off?
335
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,567
Why? Can you just, please?
336
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,131
Come on, let's go.
There's somebody out there...
337
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,327
Can you... Give me that.
338
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,206
Luke?
339
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,361
Was it Jeremy?
340
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,286
I don't think so.
341
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,446
Then who was it?
342
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,371
Everyone knows
he's totally obsessed with you.
343
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,005
What the fuck!
344
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,366
Where's the hose?
345
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,805
I'm spraying whoever out there.
346
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,050
Luke, get my phone!
347
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,925
- Oh, God damn it, Luke!
- Oh, shit! Sorry!
348
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,126
- God, do you know how much that cost me?
- I didn't mean to.
349
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,168
8 Plus. Do you not look
when you're throwing?
350
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,328
Ashley, my mom'll buy you another one.
351
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,726
Oh, Luke!
352
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,125
What, I'm, I'm not scared.
353
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,963
Yeah, well,
we don't know who it is.
354
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,646
Then look.
355
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,126
No one's there.
356
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,730
What the hell?
357
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,205
Luke, no! Don't.
What are you...
358
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,368
Luke!
Whoever out there, cut it out.
359
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,204
I know tae kwon do.
360
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,522
See? Scared 'em...
361
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,366
Hi. How are you?
362
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,605
Get off me!
363
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,441
Dude!
364
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,880
Your guys faces!
365
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,927
Your faces. You were like...
366
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,843
You asshole!
What the hell, man?
367
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,365
Come on, I'm just
checking up on you kids.
368
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,203
I nearly called
the fucking police!
369
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,123
What were you doing
sneaking around back there?
370
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,610
Back where? In the backyard.
371
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,011
I didn't go in the backyard.
372
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,205
Stay here.
373
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,166
What was that?
374
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,930
I, I don't...
375
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,087
Hey, hey, hey, what's that for?
376
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,366
Luke, where's your phone?
377
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,930
My parents took it.
378
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,046
I have one.
379
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,724
Okay, dial 911.
I'm going up there.
380
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,929
If I scream, press send
and hide, got it?
381
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,921
Okay.
382
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,966
Dude, if this is a prank,
383
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:07,888
I'm kicking you in the balls.
384
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,409
Jesus! What are you doing?
Stay down there.
385
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,323
We heard something.
Please don't leave us alone.
386
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,766
Okay, but just stay
right behind me.
387
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,649
Where did the noise come from?
388
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,370
Oh, my God.
389
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,961
Someone's about to spend
Christmas in fucking jail.
390
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,121
What?
391
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,328
My phone always works here.
392
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,926
What?
393
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,565
What the fuck?
394
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,925
Where's the computer?
395
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,925
Guys!
396
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,001
It's in my room.
397
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,082
We need the police.
398
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,889
If this is Jeremy,
I'm not even fucking around.
399
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,445
Shit.
400
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,090
What the hell?
Where's Finn and Jake?
401
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,206
What's that?
402
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,083
The network. It's gone.
403
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,045
How are they doing this?
404
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,322
Okay, Luke, come with me.
Garrett, stay here
405
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,129
and just get on another
one of those like...
406
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,645
What, Wi-Fi?
They're all locked.
407
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,766
No, God, Garrett!
408
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,764
Just use your buckskin' techno magic.
409
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,250
Hey. Hey!
410
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,444
What the fuck's that supposed to...
411
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,684
Jesus Christ!
412
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,165
Okay, we just need to find
the security panel,
413
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,844
and the cops'll be here in minutes.
414
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,888
How the hell don't you
have a security system?
415
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,921
We never needed one.
416
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,251
It's a really safe neighborhood.
417
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,844
Okay, we'll just take my car.
418
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,285
We'll grab it and we'll, um...
419
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,531
What is it?
420
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,443
Stay back.
Get against the door.
421
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,361
Garrett!
422
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,649
Garrett, what are you doing? Get down!
423
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,929
Garrett, get away from the window!
424
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,927
- It was on the other side.
- What was?
425
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,645
What the fuck is that?
426
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,286
Did you hear that?
427
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,767
Get upstairs.
428
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,410
Everybody get upstairs. Move!
429
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,606
Shit!
I'm getting out of here.
430
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,806
Garrett, come back!
431
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,088
Garrett!
432
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,884
What happened to Garrett?
433
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,526
Is he hurt?
434
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,730
Listen, okay?
435
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,727
We're gonna go upstairs, okay?
436
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,802
In the bedroom
and lock the door and hide.
437
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,726
And then what?
438
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,560
And then what?
439
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,808
We're going to scream
out of the window, okay?
440
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,121
We're going to scream
as hard as we can until the neighbors can hear,
441
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,565
and then they'll call the cops.
442
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,365
What if they shoot us?
443
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,048
What if it makes them come inside?
444
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,965
Look at me.
445
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,608
I need your help,
and I need you to stay calm.
446
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,289
We're gonna get through this, okay?
447
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,001
Okay.
448
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,241
- Do your parents have a gun?
- Yeah.
449
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,688
Where do they keep it?
450
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,770
By my parents' bed, Dad's side.
451
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,046
Okay, we get the gun.
452
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,520
And if anyone tries to
come inside, we'll...
453
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,730
You know, we'll shoot 'em.
454
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,961
Okay.
455
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,205
Okay.
456
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,451
Hug the wall and stay
in the shadows, okay?
457
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,571
There's someone there.
458
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,605
What are they doing?
459
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,370
What do they want?
460
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,960
What do we do?
461
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,360
GO, go, go, go, go, go.
462
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,646
He's coming!
463
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,526
Okay.
464
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,891
Okay, Luke, we're
just going to stay here until they leave.
465
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,245
They killed Garrett.
466
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,326
What if they kill my parents, too?
467
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,287
No.
468
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,725
Lucas, that is not going to happen, okay?
469
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,406
I think we should get the gun.
470
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,808
No, Luke, the guys down there
have a shotgun, okay?
471
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,325
No, we're staying here.
472
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,284
What are you doing?
Stay here!
473
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,204
Jesus, Luke.
474
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,922
Lucas! Seriously!
475
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,528
Luke, they can hear us.
Where are you?
476
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,680
Shit, something's on me.
477
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,647
- Luke!
- What?
478
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,085
- Oh, shit, something's on me!
- What is it?
479
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,525
Something's on me!
Ah, shit!
480
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,805
No, no, on my face! No!
481
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,801
Get it off!
482
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,404
- Ash, look at me!
- Get it off!
483
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,209
- Get it off! Get it off!
- Look at me!
484
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,641
L got you.
485
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,881
You're going to be okay.
486
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,446
I can't do this.
487
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,604
I've just gotta get my dad's gun.
488
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,965
Then we'll be okay.
489
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,326
It's okay.
490
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,084
It's okay to cry.
491
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,961
I'm scared, too.
492
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,841
But I have to get the gun.
493
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,124
Wait, no. Wait.
494
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,891
Quick! I think he's downstairs.
495
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,321
Is that loaded?
496
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,010
Yeah, I checked.
497
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,526
No!
498
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,410
Okay, go, go, go.
499
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:18,962
You stay here.
500
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,963
I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna scare them away.
501
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,206
No, no, Luke, stay here.
502
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,929
Don't worry, I'll protect you.
503
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,691
Luke, going out there's
not brave, okay? It's stupid.
504
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,045
- Luke!
- Trust me.
505
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,201
- Luke, come back!
- Let go of me.
506
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,649
- Oh, my God!
- Shit!
507
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,244
- Can you turn it off?
- It won't.
508
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,207
Turn it off!
509
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,886
Go away.
510
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,366
Go away.
511
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,084
Luke, I'm so sorry.
512
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,201
Please go away.
513
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,971
That's your mask.
514
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,806
Oh, my God.
515
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,281
- Oh, my God!
- Ash, no!
516
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,926
Garrett!
517
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,802
Ah, dude?
518
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,605
Take that mask off!
519
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,929
What? Is this a fuckin' joke?
520
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,407
I...
521
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,771
We were gonna scare you.
522
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,569
Yeah, well you did.
You scared the shit out of me.
523
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,449
Why? Why?
Why would you do that?
524
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,920
I was gonna go save you,
but dipshit here...
525
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,127
Luke, your friend
is holding a real gun!
526
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,449
This is serious.
How could you do that?
527
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,727
Because you treat me
like a child.
528
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,688
And what, you were going to
show me how much of a man you were
529
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,809
by rescuing me
from fake armed robbers?
530
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,529
You are a child!
531
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,124
I almost broke my neck.
532
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,443
What delusional infant
thinks that staging a break-in
533
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,329
is gonna get you to second base?
534
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,606
You're mental!
535
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,602
You're a selfish brat
with no consideration, and you need therapy.
536
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,931
Lots of it.
537
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,844
I'm gonna go and put
your dad's hunting stuff back there...
538
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,524
No, Garrett, you stay
right fucking there.
539
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,603
Luke, you are in so much trouble.
540
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,125
I'm calling your parents.
541
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,207
Ashley.
542
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,681
Ashley!
543
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,405
- Ashley!
- What?
544
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,530
Dude, what'd you just do?
545
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,043
What the fuck did you just do?
546
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,370
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
I'm moving so fast!
547
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,647
Whee!
548
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,281
Whoa!
549
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,808
Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary
with the Adventure Time chicks.
550
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,006
Go.
551
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,885
Fuck Princess Bubblegum.
552
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,401
What?
553
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,681
Not Marcelino?
554
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,647
Hell no.
555
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,166
One, she's made of bubble gum
556
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,367
so she can, like, stretch,
which leads to two,
557
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,044
her pussy tastes like bubble gum.
558
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,206
Ooh, dude, that means
she's all, like, sticky and moist and shit.
559
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,164
Dude, those are pros.
560
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,447
Where'd you learn that, your mom?
561
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,930
No, your sister.
562
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,607
Further, everyone
from the Candy Kingdom is ravenous for flesh
563
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,921
so you know she gives legendary head.
564
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,730
Yeah, as long as
you don't mind cutting gum out of your pubes.
565
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,167
Not that you have to worry about that.
566
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,281
Oh, my God, dude.
567
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,651
You gotta have one of these.
568
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,766
It's like...
569
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,044
It's like marshmallows.
570
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,564
Everywhere.
571
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,006
Maybe I should have
given you a half dose.
572
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,365
What'd you call it again?
573
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,921
Oxy.
574
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,645
Oxy.
575
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,529
It's awesome.
576
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,931
It's awesome.
577
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,161
Awesome, awesome
awesome, awesome.
578
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,725
Awesome.
579
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,565
Is that a word?
580
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,887
Oh, I gotta do that again.
581
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,042
I'm gonna go and explore.
582
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,445
Watch the carpet!
583
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,124
Damn it, my mom will kill me!
584
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,360
Sorry.
585
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,885
Just get out of there.
586
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,041
Come on.
587
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,004
Sure you know what you're doing?
588
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,331
Always.
589
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,451
Something's missing.
590
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,127
What the fuck is going on?
591
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,645
Jesus!
592
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,847
How many
different lotions do you have?
593
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,526
There.
594
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,531
All better.
595
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,002
Dude, that's fucked up.
596
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,365
Come on, it's hilarious.
597
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,010
What do you think, Ashley?
598
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,726
Oh, thank you, Luke.
599
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,451
I've literally never looked better!
600
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,406
You're probably
wondering what's going on.
601
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,922
It's out in the open now.
602
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,843
You know how I feel about you.
603
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,531
Look, I really, really don't
want to shoot you, Ashley,
604
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,365
but I will.
605
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,931
So if I take the gag off,
you won't scream, right?
606
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,324
'Cause then I have no other choice
607
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,288
but to shoot you, and like I said...
608
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,246
I really, really don't want to.
609
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,165
You get me?
610
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,561
Luke, listen to me, okay?
611
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,847
Uh-uh-uh. I didn't say talk.
612
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,002
You talk when I tell you.
613
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,887
Okay.
614
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,522
Talk.
615
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,330
Luke, listen to me, okay?
I think I have a concussion.
616
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,322
I need to go to the hospital.
617
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,243
Put the gun down and untie me.
618
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,004
This needs to stop immediately.
619
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,727
No.
620
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,209
Whatever you think that you're gonna
get away with, you're not.
621
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,328
Ashley, you used to tell me
622
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,606
I could get away with murder.
623
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,170
- Luke!
- I'm just kidding.
624
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,447
God, Ashley.
Lighten the fuck up.
625
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,046
I'll tell you what.
Let's play truth or dare.
626
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,441
How about you untie me
right fucking now?
627
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,204
Language, Ashley.
628
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,889
If you win, I will untie you,
629
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,325
but if you lose,
630
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,366
well, if you lose...
631
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,847
then you drink this.
632
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,200
What is that?
633
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,608
We'll call it my insurance policy.
634
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,965
Isn't it amazing what you can get
635
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,246
on the playground these days.
636
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,322
Luke, I have known you since you were eight.
637
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,450
You're threatening me with a gun tonight.
638
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,885
- This is not okay.
- Whatever.
639
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,123
Neither is, like,
political corruption in West Africa.
640
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,650
By the way, I need help with that paper.
641
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,766
It's due Monday.
642
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,163
Okay, Ashley, I'll go first.
643
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,447
- Truth or dare?
- I dare you to grow up.
644
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,805
Truth or dare, Ashley?
645
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,445
Don't make me point the gun at you.
646
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,803
This is so stupid.
647
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,287
Truth.
648
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,770
I knew you'd say that.
649
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,010
Okay, truth.
650
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,682
How many guys have you fucked? What?
651
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,886
Luke, what are you doing?
This isn't you.
652
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,530
Just answer the question.
653
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:08,962
None.
654
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,450
Bullshit!
You're not a virgin.
655
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,249
Everybody knows
you screwed Jeremy.
656
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,801
No, I broke up with him
because he went around telling everybody that.
657
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,370
Okay. Guess it's my turn then.
658
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,930
Uh, Luke, truth or dare?
659
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,368
Well, it'll be dare of course.
660
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,887
Okay.
661
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,725
Um...
662
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,089
I dare you to touch her tit.
663
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,089
No, please don't do that.
664
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,890
It's the universal rules, Ashley.
665
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,204
Do you have a preference?
666
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,364
Right or left?
667
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,168
Fine, I'll pick.
668
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,685
Oh, that is nice.
669
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,681
I can see what all the fuss is about.
670
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,971
Dude, are you...
671
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,285
Shut up! Hey, hey...
672
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,725
Hey,dude,
why are you shoving?
673
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,322
Don't push me, dude.
674
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,049
I will kick your ass.
675
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,644
Okay. Okay.
676
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,006
It's pretty nice, huh? How'd that feel?
677
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,002
Like a little boy just felt me up.
678
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,246
Ashley...
679
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,282
Do you know what it's like
to love someone who doesn't love you back?
680
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,691
- More than you'd know.
- No, you don't.
681
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,569
Everyone loves you.
All the guys wanna fuck you.
682
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,042
Oh, Luke. You are in so much trouble,
683
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,520
the both of you,
when your parents come home.
684
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,644
They're never
going to find out.
685
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,766
Your turn.
686
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,004
Luke, truth or dare.
687
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,889
Why isn't anybody asking me?
688
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,402
Ah, truth.
689
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,286
Did you ever tell Garrett
that you killed his hamster?
690
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,368
What?
691
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,646
The answer is no.
Next turn.
692
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,291
You said Lebron escaped out
of the hole in my screen.
693
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,443
He did.
He was just dead first.
694
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,044
What the fuck, man?
695
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,769
It was an accident and besides,
696
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,125
it was, like, two years ago.
697
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,282
You have a cat now
so he would have died anyway.
698
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,328
Garrett, truth or dare?
699
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,010
Why would you lie to me?
700
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,050
Truth or dare?
701
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,200
Dare.
702
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,885
Dare, and you'd better dare us
to make out or something.
703
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,006
- Not on your life.
- Why not?
704
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,889
Why do you get to have all the fun?
705
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,325
Because she's my babysitter.
706
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,321
You don't touch her.
707
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,890
Then what am I even doing here, dude?
708
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,963
We were just gonna scare her
and now this has turned into, like, shit.
709
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,846
What if we get caught?
710
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,968
Look, I don't like this, man.
711
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,961
Really?
712
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,564
Dude, stop!
What are you doing?
713
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,571
Dude, I'm done, man.
I just wanna go home.
714
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,325
No, no, no, you can't go now.
We have to finish this.
715
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,086
This isn't as much
fun as you said it would be.
716
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,930
What if someone finds out?
717
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,161
You know what they do to white kids in jail.
718
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,043
Garrett, listen to me.
719
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,844
You're an accomplice now.
720
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,207
You'll get caught if you don't help me.
721
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,171
We have to stick to the plan.
722
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,606
She won't remember any of this, trust me.
723
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,726
Fine.
724
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,400
Let's just... Let's get this over with.
725
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,560
Shit!
726
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,206
Oh, Shit!
727
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,283
Aw, so close.
728
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,290
So, because you cheated,
here's what's gonna happen.
729
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,608
When my parents get home,
they'll find you passed out
730
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,287
and realize that after I went to sleep,
731
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,689
you raided the liquor cabinet
732
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,082
and partied hard before
your big move to Pittsburgh.
733
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,926
Exhibit A and Exhibit B.
734
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,810
And in the morning,
you won't remember any of this.
735
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,445
Luke walked me through.
736
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:45,967
It's the best way.
737
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,531
Luke is taking you
straight to jail with him, Garrett.
738
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,170
You're making a big mistake.
739
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,685
Just run.
Call the cops now.
740
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,886
You can stop this.
741
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,927
Drink.
742
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,445
Hard pass.
743
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,927
Come on!
You love drinking.
744
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,763
You drink with Ricky all the time.
745
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,765
What's the problem?
746
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,131
Eyes up here.
747
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,724
If you drink, all of this goes away.
748
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,168
We don't have to do this.
749
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,520
Drink.
750
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,850
Oh, you bitch!
751
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,210
Help!
752
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,164
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
753
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,010
Stop.
Shh, shh, shh!
754
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,883
Stay calm, and stay here
and clean this up.
755
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,081
Okay.
756
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,728
Hey,hey,shh,shh!
757
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,880
Who is it?
758
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,450
I'm here to see Ashley.
759
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,047
Ricky?
760
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,644
Yeah, man, open the door.
761
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,401
She's not here.
762
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,529
Listen, I know she's in there.
763
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,966
She texted me to come over,
like, half an hour ago.
764
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,124
She doesn't want to see you.
765
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,321
I just wanna talk to her.
766
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,810
Go away.
767
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,364
She doesn't love you anymore.
768
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,326
She told me.
769
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,731
Ashley!
770
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,049
Ashley, come out and talk to me!
Dude, shut up!
771
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,610
She doesn't want to see you.
772
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,682
All right. All right.
773
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,286
Hey, listen, man.
774
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,123
Could you just give her these, please?
775
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,050
Fine.
776
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,769
Pass them through the door.
777
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,331
All right, awesome. Thanks, man.
778
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,521
Get the fuck out of here.
779
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,284
- Ash!
780
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,571
You have pizza?
781
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,926
Ash!
782
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,207
Dude, why is that music so loud?
783
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,246
Ash!
784
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,531
Are you hiding?
785
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,727
- 'Cause I'll find you!
- No! She's upset.
786
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,291
Dude, I know that.
787
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,725
What do you think these are for?
788
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,609
So she can't see you till tomorrow.
789
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,887
Be quiet please.
Please, please!
790
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,326
Dude, why not?
791
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,287
Hey, I got... I got the rat.
792
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,210
The big rat.
The fucker was fast, but I got him...
793
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,560
Where is she?
794
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,685
Where's Ash?
795
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,726
Upstairs, but it's probably better
if you come back tomorrow.
796
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,927
No! It's not just you.
797
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,160
She has cramps.
798
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,042
What? Menstrual cramps.
799
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,001
It's real bad.
Yeah, she has diarrhea, too.
800
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:30,962
Oh.
801
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,449
Ash! I'm gonna come up!
802
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,364
- I don't care what you have.
- Fucking diarrhea?
803
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,443
Sorry, dude.
What do we do? I don't know.
804
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,931
Just stay with her.
805
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,246
What the hell are you doing?
806
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,729
That was so not cool.
807
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,201
Ash!
808
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,931
Dude, where the hell is she?
809
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,567
- I told you, she doesn't want to see you now.
- Ashley!
810
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,249
Come on, you don't have
to be embarrassed.
811
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,841
Babe!
812
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,604
Don't you, like, have some
tampons, or something?
813
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,010
Dude, what happened...
814
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,760
Whoo-hoo!
815
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,004
What the fuck?
816
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,041
Hey!
817
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,931
What the fuck are you doing?
818
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,411
What have you done with her?
819
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,209
Hey, where is she?
820
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,770
You're fuckin' dead,
you little piece of shit!
821
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,929
Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it.
822
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,410
Drop... Drop it.
823
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,327
I'm serious. I'll blow
your fuckin' face off in three, two...
824
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,924
All right, all right, all right.
825
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,564
Whoa, man! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
826
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,884
Okay, don't shoot me, okay?
Okay, get on your knees.
827
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,689
Please. Okay, okay.
828
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,842
Please, get on your knees.
All right, all right!
829
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,043
Okay, thank you.
830
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,446
He lines up the shot.
No, no, no!
831
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,204
Luke!
832
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,887
What the fuck? Holy shit!
What do we do now?
833
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,809
Isn't this exciting?
834
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,321
No! No, dude, we're going to jail.
835
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,522
Don't you get it?
We're going to fucking jail!
836
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,881
Luke, we're gonna fuckin' die in prison.
837
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,126
No, we're not.
838
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,161
Fuck!
839
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,843
Why can't we just rookie them both?
840
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,560
That was all I had.
841
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,721
And even if it wasn't,
842
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,610
Jiffy Lube here has a fucking hole in his face.
843
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,366
You really messed things up, Ricky.
844
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,807
Things just got a whole
lot more complicated for me and Garrett.
845
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,161
Ah.
846
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,046
- Just let Ricky go.
- We both know I can't do that.
847
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,851
Look, we can say that
he fell on an exposed nail or something.
848
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,650
Garrett can go with him
to verify the conversation with his roommate.
849
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,041
You and I, we stay here, we clean up.
850
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,520
You go to bed before your
parents get home and then...
851
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,126
You call the cops and they
arrest me in my jammies.
852
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,206
I don't think so, Ash.
853
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,690
What if she's serious?
854
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,006
Dude, she can help us get out of this.
855
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,729
You got a lot to learn about women.
856
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,041
Why didn't you listen?
I said I'd text you.
857
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,845
You did text me.
858
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,047
What?
859
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,085
Check my phone.
860
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,205
You texted him.
861
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,202
What are you talking about?
862
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,326
You don't want us to get out of this.
863
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,924
You invited him here!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
864
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,331
Luke, what the...
865
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,208
You texted Ricky to
come here, didn't you?
866
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,964
No, man.
Why would I do that?
867
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,530
Okay, I did.
I was gonna tell you,
868
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,126
but Grease Monkey got
here 15 minutes early.
869
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,811
Caught me off guard.
870
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,402
Lighten up. I got it all planned out.
871
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,050
Yeah, what else you got planned?
872
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,008
What else are you
gonna lie to me about? Garrett...
873
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,810
Go take a walk and chill the fuck out.
874
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,208
Garrett? Garrett, no, please don't go.
875
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,089
- Please.
- Just take another oxy if you have to.
876
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,201
Garrett!
877
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,286
Oh, look.
878
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,203
Your phone still works.
879
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,800
It's about time we invite
our second guest.
880
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,644
The douche bag ex.
881
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,651
Jeremy?
882
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,405
Invite him here.
883
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,969
I'm not asking.
884
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,204
You're not going to shoot me, Luke.
885
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,249
I will shoot you, Ashley,
if you don't invite him here
886
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,129
right now.
887
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,846
Sorry, kiddo.
888
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,931
I'm not involving anyone else
in your bullshit.
889
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,640
Fine.
890
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,850
God, please don't pick up.
891
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,521
Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.
892
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,688
No, not again with the duct tape.
893
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,090
1,001 uses for duct tape.
894
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,923
- Hello?
- Hey, Jeremy.
895
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,008
Uh, who's this?
896
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,441
I'm actually calling for Ashley.
897
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,046
There's no Ashley here, dude.
Wrong number.
898
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,966
Oh, my God, what a moron!
899
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,048
I can't believe
you dated this guy.
900
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,361
Hello?
901
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,124
Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up.
902
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,770
I'm here with Ashley.
903
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,121
She wants to talk to you,
but not on the phone.
904
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,361
Who is this?
905
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,329
She's being all weird.
906
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,329
I think she wants you to come over.
907
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,044
She's babysitting me and...
908
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,685
Is this that little taint on Clarendon?
909
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,888
Yes. Tell her to stay there.
910
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,809
- I'm coming over right now.
- Okay, come around the back.
911
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,601
What's going on?
912
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,767
Nothing.
913
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,286
Luke. Luke, listen to me, okay?
914
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,050
You don't know
what you're doing.
915
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,083
If you don't stop,
someone's going to get hurt.
916
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,931
Don't you remember
when you killed Garrett's hamster?
917
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,008
You cried when you told me about it.
918
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,167
You were sad.
919
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,086
It wasn't an accident.
920
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,884
As if.
921
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,889
Say it, you grease monkey loser.
922
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,447
You actually think Ashley's
gonna remember you in a year?
923
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,806
Whatever you just said,
924
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,048
say it again, I fucking dare you.
925
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,930
I said... I need the bathroom.
926
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,126
Gross! Stop it!
927
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,446
Fucking mongo!
l
928
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,730
God, I'm getting us out of here.
928
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,808
Ash, as soon as you're free, you run.
929
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,809
I'm serious, don't turn back.
I can handle myself.
930
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,291
Listen. Keep cutting.
931
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,925
Look, I know you've
been avoiding me
932
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,610
'cause you've got this
whole future planned out.
933
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,327
You know, you got college,
you got a career.
934
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,886
The kid's right.
I don't have those things.
935
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,809
I just want you to know
I'm happy for you.
936
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:19,601
You're gonna be awesome.
937
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,005
He's coming. Hurry!
938
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,362
Dude, your piss reeks.
939
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,365
Reeky.
940
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,089
What the fuck you been eating?
941
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,084
Jeremy lives, like,
30 minutes away, right?
942
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,845
Ugh! We've got time to kill.
943
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,287
Fuck!
944
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,089
Yeah, fuck!
945
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:13,521
I want to watch the two of you fuck.
946
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,880
Listen, you little shit...
947
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,326
No, you listen to me.
948
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,606
I got the gun.
949
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,886
Just let him play big boy.
950
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,927
He likes that.
951
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,331
Ashley says she's a virgin,
952
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,211
but I bet you hit that shit
twice a day, right, Reeky?
953
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,810
You haven't?
954
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,969
Well, tonight's your night, guys.
955
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,287
I'm just kidding.
956
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,445
God, relax.
957
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,445
I'm not a pervert.
958
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,931
It's not piss.
959
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,290
Garrett, what the fuck!
960
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,411
What, man?
You told me to calm down.
961
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,881
Nobody's smoking weed in the house!
962
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,611
Well, like, next time be more specific.
963
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,011
You moron!
964
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,604
My mom's gonna kill me!
965
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:12,965
Stop bossing me around.
966
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,250
- Give it to me.
- No.
967
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,571
- Give it.
- No. Hey!
968
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,721
Give it to me!
969
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,804
- Hurry up!
- I am.
970
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,441
Shit!
971
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,524
Puff. No, man.
972
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,091
I don't fuck with that shit.
Luke, just...
973
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,730
Garrett, both of you guys, okay,
974
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,768
can we just talk and relax?
975
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,286
I feel like there's a solution
that can make everybody happy.
976
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:38,886
You're right.
977
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,969
We all just need to relax.
978
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,722
Ricky, you first.
979
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,925
I said no.
980
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,288
Do you want a hit
from the joint or a hit from the gun?
981
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,806
Luke, stop it!
I'm giving him a choice.
982
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,251
- Whoa!
- That's awesome!
983
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,771
Hey. stop it!
984
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,083
What are you doing? Stop!
985
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,241
The house smells
like marijuana so I need to get it in his system.
986
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,810
What do you mean, "In his system"?
Garrett, come here.
987
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,882
Help me pull.
Where are you taking him?
988
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,645
Stay there, smoke up.
989
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,090
Dude, why do you
hang out with this guy?
990
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,290
Because he's my best friend.
991
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,041
You sure about that?
992
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,881
Yeah.
993
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,646
You painting something?
994
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,529
We're gonna see who's
right once and for all,
995
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,564
Buckminsterfullerene.
996
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,282
Hey, Garrett, in Scouts,
were clove hitches
997
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,289
clockwise or counter-clockwise?
998
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,007
Clove who?
999
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,690
Never mind. Got it.
1000
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,207
Got what?
1001
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,290
Dude, what the fuck is going on?
1002
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,529
Dude... I have no idea.
1003
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,042
Whoa! What the fuck, man?
1004
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,889
Oh, you're fucking
Home Alone-ing him?
1005
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,206
Dude, what are you doing, man?
1006
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,571
Please, let me out of this.
1007
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,562
Is it level with his head?
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
1008
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,369
You're gonna kill him! Just stop it.
1009
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,805
Garrett.
Garrett, right?
1010
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,245
Yeah. Please untie me.
1011
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,844
Okay.
You said that the paint can
1012
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,205
would knock him back,
like in the movie.
1013
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,090
Okay, look, I take it back.
Everything I said, I'm sorry.
1014
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,730
You win.
Just stop it, please.
1015
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,131
Let's just try it one more time.
1016
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,246
Ashley!
1017
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,690
Oh, Shit!
1018
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,523
- Blindfold him.
- No, no way, man.
1019
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,610
Dude, stop, man, stop!
This is fucked!
1020
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,648
Garrett, I'm warning you.
1021
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,046
Blindfold him.
1022
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,928
Listen, man, whatever it is, I'm sorry.
1023
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,361
All right? Luke,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for hitting you, man.
1024
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,885
Make sure it's good and tight.
1025
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,684
You don't have to do this, guys!
1026
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,042
You are fucking insane!
1027
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,924
Ashley! Oh, fuck it!
1028
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,084
Ashley!
1029
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,441
Put it down, or I will shoot you!
1030
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,921
- Thank God,
- Ashley, thank God.
1031
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,849
I said, put it down!
1032
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,166
Okay.
1033
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,803
Oh, my God!
1034
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,410
Holy shit, his head!
1035
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,369
His head, it just exploded!
1036
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,205
I told you, Garrett.
I told you!
1037
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,605
Why are you laughing?
1038
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,322
I said, why are you laughing?
1039
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,091
Because you can't shoot me, Ash.
1040
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,328
Don't come any closer, I mean it.
1041
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,405
A responsible parent always
keeps the ammo separate.
1042
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,806
Garrett, get her!
1043
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,361
If she gets away, we're both dead!
1044
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,126
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck!
1045
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,690
Hey, hey!
1046
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,165
Please, please!
No! No!
1047
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,611
Hey. hey, just come back.
Just come back.
1048
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,643
Oh, hey! Fuck!
1049
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,683
Get off of me, you crazy fuck!
1050
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,848
Hey! Get away from me!
1051
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,370
Please. Please!
1052
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,522
No!
It would make everything easier, please!
1053
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,806
Let go!
1054
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,765
Ow! What the fuck?
1055
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,921
No, no, no, no, no,
Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!
1056
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,724
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no!
1057
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,881
Filling the air
1058
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,689
Oh, how they pound, raising the sound...
1059
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,761
Help!
1060
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,324
Help!
1061
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,885
Christmas is here
1062
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,766
Merry, merry,
merry Christmas
1063
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,848
On, on they send
On without end
1064
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,201
Their joyful tone to every home
1065
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,766
Ding, dong, ding, dong
On, on they send, On without end
1066
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,771
Their joyful tone to every home
1067
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:26,084
Ding, dong, ding, dong
1068
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,969
Hark the herald angels sing
1069
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,248
Glory to the newborn King
1070
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,562
Peace on earth and mercy mild
1071
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,882
God and sinners reconciled
1072
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:44,248
Joyful all ye nations rise
1073
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,642
Join the triumph of the skies
1074
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:50,928
With the angelic host proclaim
1075
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,322
Christ is born in Bethlehem
1076
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,969
Glory to the newborn King ?
1077
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,361
Oh, thank you, that was wonderful!
1078
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,249
- Thank you!
- Hope the cocoa keeps your guys warm!
1079
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,288
Have a good night. Merry Christmas.
1080
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,371
There's a couple of new folks in
the group this year.
1081
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,171
Really improved their harmonizing.
1082
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,447
Oh, look who's awake.
1083
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:30,649
Tough break, Ash.
1084
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,685
The carolers are gone,
and the Darlings next door?
1085
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,841
Well, they're in Florida.
1086
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,884
I got rid of Ricky for you.
1087
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,201
It hurts now, but you'll thank me later.
1088
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,006
You like that?
1089
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,126
Mmm-hmm.
1090
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,291
Why did you kill him?
1091
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:22,211
Correction. You killed him
by smoking pot in the house.
1092
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,806
That weed is evidence.
You wanna go to jail?
1093
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,207
It was a fucking joint, dude.
1094
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,004
You didn't have to kill someone.
1095
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,647
Garrett, we are going to get out of this.
1096
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:41,444
Remember when you ditched
fourth period and got caught?
1097
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,207
Who convinced them that
you stopped some vandals in the locker room?
1098
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,283
Me.
1099
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,449
When my mom caught us
stealing from her purse,
1100
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,206
who faked sleepwalking
so you could slip out?
1101
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,568
- Say it.
- This is so much bigger.
1102
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:02,810
Dude, I am the Harry Houdini of
getting away with it.
1103
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,686
I know how tonight plays out, and we get out clean.
1104
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,325
You just gotta do what I say.
1105
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,441
Okay?
1106
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,921
I said, okay?
1107
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,010
Yeah. Good.
1108
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,166
Now, watch this.
1109
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,885
Ashley is going to make a post.
1110
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,526
Something simple, like...
1111
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,445
"Why can't exes just go away?
1112
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,001
"Jeremy is, like, freaking me out!"
1113
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,365
Now, all you gotta do is
make sure she stays quiet
1114
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,681
while I deal with Jeremy.
1115
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,210
Deal with him?
1116
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,283
You mean kill him?
1117
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,051
Of course not!
God, Garrett. Just...
1118
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,810
We'll just plant a little seed.
1119
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,650
And after that,
we'll get the paint off you
1120
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,842
'cause you look like a fucking hot dog.
1121
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,203
I don't want to know.
1122
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,924
Garrett, please.
1123
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,361
Whatever it is, just please stop.
1124
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:30,647
Hmm.
1125
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,930
Hey.
1126
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,042
Hey, Ash. Hey.
1127
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:40,764
Hey, it's good to see you.
1128
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,884
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah!
1129
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,729
We all good, yeah.
1130
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:47,046
Yeah, we cool.
1131
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,205
We're cool.
1132
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,964
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
1133
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,650
Yeah, we cool!
1134
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,206
Fuck yeah! Yeah!
1135
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,841
Yeah!
1136
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,410
Ash! Ashley!
1137
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,806
Fuck! What the fuck is that?
1138
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,726
Ashley!
1139
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,320
Ashley?
1140
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,441
Ashley?
1141
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:26,841
Ashley!
1142
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,450
Shh! Please.
1143
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:31,931
Ashley?
1144
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,887
Please be quiet,
please be quiet. Please.
1145
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,809
- Please be quiet.
- Ashley, come on.
1146
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,801
Ashley.
1147
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,085
- Ashley.
- Hi.
1148
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,890
Holy shit, man.
1149
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,128
You scared the fuck out of me.
1150
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,440
Where is she?
1151
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,762
- Inside.
- Okay, cool.
1152
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,041
Wait.
1153
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:01,846
What?
1154
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,689
Just slow down. Come here.
1155
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,046
Have a seat.
1156
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,168
No. Where's Ashley, dude?
1157
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,362
She's coming.
Chill out.
1158
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,171
She's just asked me to come talk to you first.
1159
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,764
I just want tonight to be over.
1160
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,328
What the hell's that?
You said she wanted to see me.
1161
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:56,965
She wants you to apologize.
1162
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,048
For what?
Shh! Don't wake the neighbors.
1163
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,447
I could give a fuck!
1164
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,523
A fuck about the fucking neighbors.
1165
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,005
She said that you'd know.
1166
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,760
Fine. Where is she? I'll apologize.
1167
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,446
She wants you to write it down.
1168
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,771
This is so fuckin' stupid.
1169
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,203
"Dear, Ashley.
1170
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,647
"I'm sorry."
1171
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,405
- That's it?
- What?
1172
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,369
What do you want me to say?
1173
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,444
I'm just asking, is that it?
1174
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,409
Should I go tell her you're done?
1175
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:03,766
Here, fuck.
1176
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,526
Shit.
1177
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,041
"Ashley.
1178
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,404
"I am so sorry."
1179
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,085
I don't know why I'm doing this.
1180
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,565
Because you're a good person, okay?
1181
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,448
And you didn't know any better
1182
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:34,568
and you didn't know
what he was capable of.
1183
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,846
Just untie me, okay?
1184
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,922
We'll run across the street and we'll call the cops.
1185
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,888
But Luke will freak out
if he finds that you're gone.
1186
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,167
He won't hurt you. Okay?
1187
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,446
I won't let him.
1188
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,522
- He's my best friend.
- No, he's not.
1189
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,371
Luke doesn't give a shit
about you, Garrett.
1190
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,046
He uses you, he manipulates you.
1191
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,844
No friend would put you through tonight.
1192
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,689
There, she wants Shakespeare?
1193
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,966
Kid?
1194
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,046
I'm done!
1195
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,283
Hey, kid, where'd you...
1196
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,209
Fucking cat!
1197
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,560
Hey, kid, where'd you...
1198
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,685
Ah! Ow! Sorry. I'm sorry.
1199
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,211
I'm gonna... I'm gonna fix this, okay?
1200
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,890
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
1201
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,451
I'm really sorry, Ashley.
1202
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,405
I just wish I'd had the balls to step up...
1203
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,931
I told you not to touch her, you asshole!
1204
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:57,401
You shot...
1205
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,446
You shot me.
1206
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,805
Look what you made me do!
1207
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,010
I'm... I'm dying.
1208
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,202
Why did you make me do it?
1209
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,001
Help! Help!
1210
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,403
Help! Help!
1211
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,811
Shut up!
1212
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,731
I want my mom.
1213
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,166
Fuck! Fuck you!
1214
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,408
Fuck you!
1215
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,210
Fuck you! Fuck!
1216
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,080
Shit!
1217
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,565
Fuckin' hell.
1218
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,564
He was starting to annoy me anyway.
1219
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,362
You were never going to
let me go, were you?
1220
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,000
Guilty.
1221
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:20,245
I remember, my mom used to tuck me in.
1222
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,286
I'd hold onto her
and never let go.
1223
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,888
She felt so safe.
1224
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,882
I'd just fall asleep.
1225
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,091
Then she stopped.
1226
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,050
I don't know why.
1227
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:47,720
And now, I don't sleep well anymore.
1228
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,641
I know exactly why she stopped.
1229
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,126
Why?
1230
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,206
Why?
1231
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,889
Open your eyes.
1232
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,650
Ashley, open your eyes.
1233
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,603
Just answer the question!
1234
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:24,926
Look at me!
1235
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,000
Tell me I'm fucked up.
1236
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:30,326
Tell me you're disappointed!
1237
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:35,809
Say you're scared or you wanna go home.
Say something!
1238
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,406
Ashley.
1239
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,760
Ashley.
1240
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:53,043
Please, say something.
1241
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,606
Goodnight.
1242
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,001
Shit, the hole in his cheek.
1243
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,281
Oh, fuck!
1244
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,006
Fuck!
1245
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,125
What the...
1246
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,406
Shit.
1247
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,931
Fuckin' deers!
1248
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:25,091
It wasn't even funny,
and Chantal and Dave
1249
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,328
could not stop talking
about how awful it was.
1250
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:28,885
I was so embarrassed.
1251
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,286
Oh, dude, they're just being cunts.
1252
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,925
- They're what?
- Nothing.
1253
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,005
Are we talking about some sort...
1254
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:54,725
We're not talking about sex, are we?
1255
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,205
'Cause after this meal, I feel bloated.
1256
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,604
Oh, my God, where's Lucas?
1257
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,085
Oh, my God!
1258
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,645
Lucas!
1259
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,567
Lucas!Lucas!
1260
01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:00,049
- What's going on?
- Shh, I got you.
1261
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,888
I got you.
1262
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,604
It's an unspeakable tragedy.
1263
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,364
Do any of the parents know?
Have they been made aware?
1264
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,124
Garrett's parents? Not as yet, sir.
1265
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:11,850
I was speaking to Garrett's father
just last week.
1266
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,209
Is there going to be a grief councilor?
1267
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:17,322
We'll arrange one for you, sir.
1268
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,201
This one's still alive!
1269
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,641
Okay, wait. Okay, honey,
just stay here, okay?
1270
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:24,886
Just stay here.
1271
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,406
Vitals are holding.
1272
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:39,810
- What have we got?
- Stab wound to the neck.
1273
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,366
She put duct tape on
to stem the bleeding.
1274
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,682
Smart girl. Saved her blood.
1275
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,125
Let's go.
1276
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,409
Morn, I'm worried about Ashley.
1277
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:05,881
I think we should go to the hospital.
1278
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:17,530
Every morning, every evening
1279
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,007
Ain't we got fun?
1280
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,409
Not much money, oh, but honey
1281
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,723
Ain't we got fun?
1282
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,367
The rent's unpaid, dear
1283
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,922
We haven't a car
1284
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:41,400
But anyway, dear,
we'll stay as we are
1285
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:45,326
Even if we owe the grocer
1286
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,410
Don't we have fun?
1287
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:52,406
Tax collectors getting closer
1288
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,769
Still we have fun
1289
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:58,531
There's nothing sure
1290
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:02,406
The rich get rich
and the poor get poorer
1291
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:06,451
In the meantime, in between time
1292
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,570
Ain't we got fun?
1293
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:16,609
Don't we have fun?
1294
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,769
Still we have fun
1295
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:44,529
Even if we owe the grocer,
don't we have fun?
1296
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,440
Tax collectors getting closer
1297
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,001
Mmm! What fun!
1298
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,691
There's nothing surer
1299
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,646
The rich get rich and the poor get poorer
1300
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,250
In the meantime
1301
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:05,203
Don't we have fun