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Previously on "Happy!"
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I'm Nick Sax, NYPD-ish.
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I'm trying to locate a man.
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Looks like Santa Claus.
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This password, it's actually
why we're all here.
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- And I'm the only one who...
- Knows the password.
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- Which is why...
- You gotta get dead.
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- [SLAMMING]
- [SCREAMS]
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- You guys are trying to kill me!
- Oh, no, Sax.
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We're gonna kill you.
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- [SCREAMS]
- [GRUNTS]
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- What do you want, Blue?
- You know what I want, Meredith.
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How is your ma? She been
taking her medication?
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Don't worry. I've got a whole
new way into Nick Sax.
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You have an enemy in your house.
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This is the one who killed
your three sons.
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Three? There's four.
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Mikey is not with them.
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[DISTORTED VOICE]
Your guy, Mr. Ho Ho Ho.
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He's under strict orders
to stay with the children.
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- Smoothie.
- The Bug is upset.
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And I need you to do a scrub down.
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This is it, Nick! The dark room!
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Don't worry.
Happy and my dad are coming.
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They're going to save us.
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How will he find us now?
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[GRUNTS] What the hell
are you doing here?
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- Working a case.
- This ain't a homicide!
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A favor for a friend!
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For Amanda.
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Bullshit! She hates your guts.
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She'd never come to you.
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You're right. She does hate my guts.
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And for all the right reasons.
But she loves her daughter.
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She loves Hailey.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Why didn't she come to me?
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She tried.
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♪ ♪
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Let's go, Sax.
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We can work the case.
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Together.
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Just like old times.
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♪ ♪
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Well, well, well. You had
me right up to "old times."
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Let's try this again. What's your angle?
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[GUN COCKING]
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[SIGHS]
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Merr, so predictable.
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You gotta go see Blue, Nick.
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He's really got you by the
short and curlies, doesn't he?
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- [THWACKS]
- [DINGS]
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Ow.
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♪ ♪
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[SQUISHING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Happy? Let's split.
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[WHIMPERING]
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♪ ♪
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[CRYING]
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This was hers. Hailey's.
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♪ ♪
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Come on. Let's go find her.
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♪ ♪
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Why are you touching me?
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I've been waiting for you.
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I'm not in the mood to...
What the fuck is that?
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Cherry vape.
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I'm quitting the old nic sticks.
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I was starting to get
lines around my mouth.
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Let's be real. Hombre to hombre.
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I get it. You hate the show.
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But I just came from the morgue,
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and this dead son story is heating up.
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And bro, you are a big part of it.
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I am talking recurring guest.
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I am talking spin-off.
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Just, uh, sign this release
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and you can leave all that
mobster crap behind.
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That... crap?
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Cameras aren't rolling, dude.
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Celebrities are the new mobsters.
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They make twice as much,
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and nobody expects them to obey the law.
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You know, you gotta give up
this tired old idea of...
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[SHATTERING]
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[GASPS]
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[PANICKED BREATHING]
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Why would I wanna leave all this behind?
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I love my work.
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[GASPING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[THE RONETTES' "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN"]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Frosty the Snowman
was a happy jolly soul ♪
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♪ With a corncob pipe
and a button nose ♪
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♪ And two eyes made out of coal ♪
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♪ Frosty the Snowman
is a fairy tale they say ♪
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♪ He was made of snow
but the children know ♪
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♪ How he came to life one day ♪
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♪ There must have been some magic in ♪
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♪ That old silk hat they found ♪
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♪ For when they placed it on his head ♪
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♪ He began to dance around ♪
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Merry McCarthy.
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♪ Frosty the Snowman ♪
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This isn't where you're supposed to be.
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Blue isn't going to be happy.
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♪ But the children say
he could laugh and play ♪
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♪ Just the same as you and me ♪
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Don't you know...
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That curiosity...
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Killed the cat?
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♪ ♪
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Here, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[ENGINE STOPPING]
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[CHATTERING]
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[BANGING]
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Come, Dancer.
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Come. Come on.
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Come, Dasher! Yes!
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Come, Prancer! And Vixen!
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[CHUCKLES] On, Comet and Cupid!
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And... Donner, and...
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[CREEPY MUSIC]
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I know who's naughty and who's nice.
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You are way too nice to go in there.
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[SCREAMS]
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You wanna stay with me, don't you?
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With my other nice kids?
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You wanna?
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[SCREAMS]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS]
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♪ ♪
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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6538 Rose Drive. 6536 Rose Drive.
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Oh, look! 6534, we're almost home!
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You're almost home.
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I haven't seen Amanda in ten years.
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♪ ♪
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Maybe this is a bad idea.
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We've been to a place where girls slide
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up and down poles
in their birthday suits,
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where a teddy bear plays with pee-pees,
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a restaurant that forgot
to cook the fish,
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and a few other places
I'm too shy to even talk about.
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And you think this is a bad idea?
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Amanda and I didn't exactly
leave on the best of terms.
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Come on, Nick.
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You're a super cop
who knows the Big Apple
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better than anybody.
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She's a super mom who knows Hailey
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better than anybody.
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We can't lose!
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Push it. Push the bell.
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Come on. Push it, Nick.
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- Push the bell!
- Give me a minute, will you?
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Wh... What's the matter, Nick?
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I've seen this look before.
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On Hailey's face right before
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riding the pirate ship at the carnival.
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Are... Are you... Scared?
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God, I hate you.
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Oh, you are.
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Okay, you've kicked in the doors
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of the baddest baddies in the Big Apple.
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Quit calling it the Big Apple.
You sound like a moron.
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No one who lives in New York
calls it the Big Apple.
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I'm not from New York, Nick.
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I'm from Zork,
the capital of Cupcake Kingdom.
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I'm gonna say it again. I hate you.
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Okay, Amanda is the kindest, happiest,
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most understanding,
sweetest smelling lady...
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- Fine.
- In the whole wide world.
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Amanda... [SHUSHES]
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[DOORBELL RINGS] Don't worry, partner.
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You'll see, she's going
to be so happy to see you.
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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Hey, Amanda.
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Any more bold predictions, Nostradamus?
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Does it work?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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"Sit up straight."
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"Eat your vegetables."
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"Put down that smartphone or tablet."
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The common refrain of
the typical American parent.
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Does it sound familiar to you?
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No.
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Of course it does.
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But did you listen? No.
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You didn't. And now here we are.
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Starting today,
your little lives will change
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in ways you could never have imagined.
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There will be moments when
you will wonder
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what you have done
to deserve these changes.
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Now, I'm sure you all feel
you've been good little boys
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and good little girls.
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But until now,
you have not known the meaning
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of true discipline.
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Of true obedience.
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Your parents were lax with you.
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Lax and careless.
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You have gotten away with murder.
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Haven't you, my little
contraceptive mishaps?
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♪ ♪
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It's a rhetorical question.
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Yours is a generation without
respect or responsibility.
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An irrelevant, fidgety generation.
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You've been medicated, but never taught
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how to properly behave.
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In fact, I have never seen
a room of young faces
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in such dire need of correction.
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Perhaps that's why your careless parents
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have delivered you to me.
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- [SLAMMING]
- [SCREAMS]
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It's a really nice pillow. And place.
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I mean, this is some, uh,
legit construction, here.
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Old school.
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Nice flooring and the oak trim.
I mean, uh...
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It's not that Sheetrock,
uh, plywood crap.
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Bet it does a pretty decent job
keeping the winter away, huh?
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- I'm not a homesteader, Nick.
- Yeah, no.
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- It's a rental.
- Yeah.
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I'm just saying that,
uh, you've done good.
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Without you.
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[SIGHS] Words are hard to find.
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Trying to understand what's
yours, what's mine.
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We find ourselves
in this moment together.
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This moment of time.
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Knowing in our heart
what needs to be said is,
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you know, really just in our eyes.
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- You are unbelievable.
- What?
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- That's from our wedding song.
- I don't... It's...
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- I don't think so.
- Why are you here?
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Hailey.
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Merry told you?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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From September.
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♪ ♪
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- She doesn't look like me.
- She's yours.
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♪ ♪
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It's not what I meant.
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♪ ♪
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The eyes.
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♪ ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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You being pregnant
and not telling me, you know,
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I get it.
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Hailey being born,
leaving me out of it...
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♪ ♪
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I guess I get that, too.
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But goddamn it, Amanda.
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When they took her, you go to Merry?
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That's right. I did.
267
00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:40,688
Looking for you.
268
00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:44,325
Can you imagine how
humiliating that was for me?
269
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:48,195
- Uh...
- And where were you?
270
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,998
Faded, probably?
271
00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:52,700
- Pills?
- [GRUNTS]
272
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,101
- Coke?
- I...
273
00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:57,004
Booze? Maybe all of the above?
274
00:14:57,010 --> 00:15:00,007
Or maybe... just maybe...
Putting a bullet
275
00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:02,580
in some poor bastard for a little cash.
276
00:15:03,717 --> 00:15:05,946
That's right. I hear things.
277
00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:07,882
Things that I didn't wanna believe.
278
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:09,283
But looking at you now...
279
00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:11,452
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
280
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,020
She's my daughter.
281
00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:15,623
♪ ♪
282
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:19,193
I've done everything I could
in the last ten years
283
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:23,130
to keep her from being your daughter.
284
00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:26,133
[BRIAN ENO'S "AN ENDING (ASCENT)"]
285
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:33,144
♪ ♪
286
00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:44,685
And that's exactly
how I want to keep it.
287
00:15:44,691 --> 00:15:46,353
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
288
00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:48,289
It is my job to keep her safe.
289
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,258
And keeping her safe means
keeping you out of our lives.
290
00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:52,626
She's not safe!
291
00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:55,162
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
292
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:58,365
♪ ♪
293
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,701
I mean, think about it, Nicky.
294
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:03,804
Look at the dumpster fire
that your life has become
295
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:05,806
and ask yourself
how I could rely on you.
296
00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:07,675
How anyone could rely on you.
297
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,510
- Just trying to protect...
- [INDISTINCT]
298
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:10,778
♪ ♪
299
00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:14,181
Destroying lives and abandoning people?
300
00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:17,485
All you do is bring chaos
and violence and destruction
301
00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:18,853
to everything you touch.
302
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:20,688
Well, that's a little
bit of an exaggeration.
303
00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:23,858
[SLAMMING]
304
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,192
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMS]
305
00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:26,994
[THE RONETTES' "SLEIGH RIDE"]
306
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,029
[GRUNTS]
307
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,765
♪ Just hear those sleigh
bells jingling ♪
308
00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:32,600
♪ Ring-ting-ting-a-ling too ♪
309
00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:34,268
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
310
00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:36,070
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
311
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:37,938
♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
312
00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:39,607
[GRUNTING]
313
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,208
♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪
314
00:16:41,214 --> 00:16:43,043
[GRUNTING]
315
00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,661
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
316
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,213
[SHATTERING]
317
00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,648
[SCREAMS]
318
00:16:47,654 --> 00:16:48,830
[GRUNTS]
319
00:16:48,837 --> 00:16:50,584
♪ Ding-dong-ding ♪
320
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,953
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
321
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,522
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling ♪
322
00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:56,357
♪ A-ding-dong-ding ♪
323
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,425
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
324
00:16:58,431 --> 00:16:59,527
♪ ♪
325
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,530
[GRUNTS]
326
00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:04,698
♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy ♪
327
00:17:04,704 --> 00:17:06,534
♪ And comfy and cozy are we ♪
328
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,223
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
329
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,904
♪ We're snuggled up together ♪
330
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,772
♪ Like two birds of a feather would be ♪
331
00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:13,774
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
332
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,510
[SCREAMS]
333
00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:18,913
♪ ♪
334
00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:21,649
[SHOUTS]
335
00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,784
[SHATTERING]
336
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:29,757
♪ ♪
337
00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,892
[GRUNTS]
338
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,628
[SHOUTING]
339
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:39,567
[GRUNTING]
340
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:42,336
[SCREAMS]
341
00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:46,106
♪ ♪
342
00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:47,174
[GRUNTS]
343
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:52,980
♪ ♪
344
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:57,117
Axe and you shall receive.
345
00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,953
[GLASS SHATTERS]
346
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,422
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
347
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,690
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling ♪
348
00:18:02,696 --> 00:18:04,592
♪ A-ding-dong-ding ♪
349
00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,827
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling a-ding-dong-ding ♪
350
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:09,630
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling ♪
♪ A-ding-dong-ding ♪
351
00:18:09,636 --> 00:18:12,499
♪ ♪
352
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:13,801
[GLASS SHATTERS]
353
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,536
Ah, what the hell did I do that for?
354
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,704
[GRUNTS]
355
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,038
No! No!
356
00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:21,442
Nick! Nick! Not here, please!
357
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,544
[GRUNTS]
358
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,917
This is Hailey's special place!
359
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:29,984
No!
360
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,086
Not Hailey's blankie!
361
00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,158
[STRAINING]
362
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:42,196
♪ ♪
363
00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:45,637
[HEAVY BREATHING]
364
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:54,021
Oh, first place!
365
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:59,179
Uh, I know this Puerto Rican
fella in my building.
366
00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:02,983
He can really do wonders
with all the stains.
367
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:06,987
- Get out.
- Let me help, Amanda.
368
00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:09,323
911. What's your emergency?
369
00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:13,427
- Please let me help.
- Hello?
370
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:14,491
Hello?
371
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:18,365
- Please.
- Get out of our house.
372
00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:20,100
If this is a non-emergency,
373
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:22,269
please call the non-emergency number.
374
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:24,079
What is your location?
375
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:28,191
- Is anyone there?
- [PHONE BEEPS]
376
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:42,890
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
377
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:49,968
♪ ♪
378
00:19:54,907 --> 00:19:57,668
How the hell did this happen?
379
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:04,311
Oh, I remember a trampoline.
380
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,046
Mm.
381
00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:08,382
Was there a slip and slide?
382
00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:15,255
♪ ♪
383
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:18,225
Too much sun. Too soon,
too early, too much.
384
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:20,527
Mm, something's burning.
385
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:24,798
♪ ♪
386
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:26,633
Someone broke our window.
387
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:33,678
♪ ♪
388
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,712
I think I know who broke our window.
389
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:43,517
Oh, master detective.
390
00:20:43,523 --> 00:20:45,252
I have a great idea.
391
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:48,355
Sleep, bloodies, do it all over again.
392
00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:50,691
Mm. Sleep, yes.
393
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,588
Bloodies...
394
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,629
Maybe.
395
00:20:55,635 --> 00:20:57,798
You know we're gonna
look back fondly on this...
396
00:20:57,804 --> 00:21:01,635
On a complete blank.
397
00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:06,106
♪ ♪
398
00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:08,709
You're gonna miss it when it's gone.
399
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:12,898
♪ ♪
400
00:21:30,136 --> 00:21:32,934
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
401
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:40,045
♪ ♪
402
00:21:53,103 --> 00:22:00,108
♪ ♪
403
00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,072
[PHONE CHIMES]
404
00:22:15,236 --> 00:22:18,100
Eight voicemails? Overkill?
405
00:22:18,345 --> 00:22:19,478
You're here, aren't you?
406
00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:22,076
Maybe pick up the phone next time,
save us all a little trouble.
407
00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:23,677
I was indisposed.
408
00:22:23,683 --> 00:22:26,146
Yeah. We heard.
409
00:22:26,152 --> 00:22:28,182
Bitches, I get that
getting jerked around
410
00:22:28,188 --> 00:22:29,650
by Internal Affairs all morning
411
00:22:29,656 --> 00:22:31,258
is a part of my official
job description,
412
00:22:31,265 --> 00:22:33,020
but can we please
get to the fucking point?
413
00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:34,549
[WHISTLES] The language on this one.
414
00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:36,323
You suck your captain's dick
with that mouth?
415
00:22:36,329 --> 00:22:39,232
Exactly what do you think
your job is, McCarthy?
416
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:42,229
Working in partnership
with the community
417
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:45,399
- to enforce the law, preserve...
- Homicide.
418
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,267
You work homicide.
419
00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:49,837
How's the Scaramucci
investigation going, McCarthy?
420
00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:51,572
- It's ongoing.
- Ongoing?
421
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,514
You know who fucking did it. Nick Sax.
422
00:22:53,521 --> 00:22:55,142
That's who you should
be out looking for.
423
00:22:55,148 --> 00:22:57,111
Instead, you seem
to have demoted yourself
424
00:22:57,117 --> 00:22:58,445
to kiddie kidnapping.
425
00:22:58,451 --> 00:23:00,581
Missing Persons. Great band in the '80s.
426
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,687
Not your department.
427
00:23:05,659 --> 00:23:07,488
Nothing to say for yourself?
428
00:23:07,494 --> 00:23:10,495
What are words for
when no one listens anymore?
429
00:23:15,235 --> 00:23:18,932
McCarthy, this insubordinate routine
430
00:23:18,938 --> 00:23:22,002
can work really badly against you.
431
00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:23,871
You remember what happened
to Sax, right?
432
00:23:23,877 --> 00:23:25,539
Yeah.
433
00:23:25,545 --> 00:23:27,141
I remember what you two did to him.
434
00:23:27,147 --> 00:23:29,276
Oh come on, if ever
there was an architect
435
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,679
of his own spectacular
demise, it was Nick Sax.
436
00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:34,014
Dude was a walking downward
spiral, and you know it.
437
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,716
Only a matter of time.
438
00:23:35,722 --> 00:23:38,085
Guess when you look at it like that,
439
00:23:38,091 --> 00:23:39,486
what's a little planted evidence
440
00:23:39,492 --> 00:23:43,791
to help things along, right?
441
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,728
You want us to get to the
fucking point, so here it is.
442
00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:50,964
This whole kidnapping angle,
443
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:53,801
you want to steer wide clear of that.
444
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,603
Sometimes kids go missing.
445
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,806
It's a tragedy.
446
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,943
Sometimes we find them.
Sometimes we don't.
447
00:24:02,949 --> 00:24:04,978
You understand, McCarthy?
448
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:08,315
Sometimes they just stay missing.
449
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,218
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
450
00:24:11,224 --> 00:24:15,222
♪ ♪
451
00:24:15,228 --> 00:24:19,760
So this is a message from Blue.
452
00:24:19,766 --> 00:24:22,367
Blue? Who's that?
453
00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:23,996
You know who she's
talking about, Hubble?
454
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,100
Hmm.
455
00:24:26,106 --> 00:24:28,001
Without getting too graphic,
456
00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:31,138
how the hell do you bitches
sleep at night?
457
00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:35,309
Not on our father's graves.
458
00:24:35,315 --> 00:24:37,811
That is him on that wall, isn't it?
459
00:24:37,817 --> 00:24:39,446
Behind you? Wall of Heroes.
460
00:24:39,452 --> 00:24:43,450
He was a good cop, McCarthy.
Anyway, that's what I hear.
461
00:24:43,456 --> 00:24:45,652
Cut down in the line of duty.
462
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,287
Mm. Makes you sick, doesn't it?
463
00:24:47,293 --> 00:24:49,423
He must've been so proud of you.
464
00:24:49,429 --> 00:24:51,091
Yeah, I bet he was.
465
00:24:51,097 --> 00:24:55,596
And I bet I know what
he would tell you right now.
466
00:24:55,602 --> 00:24:59,767
He would tell you to stay
off of that wall.
467
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,769
Do what you have to do.
468
00:25:01,775 --> 00:25:05,539
Do whatever you have to do.
469
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,940
But stay off that wall.
470
00:25:06,946 --> 00:25:12,513
♪ ♪
471
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:15,315
One by one.
472
00:25:15,321 --> 00:25:17,217
Single file.
473
00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:21,789
Mmm. Delicious.
474
00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:23,824
Oh, no.
475
00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:26,271
No fattening up for you. Go, sit.
476
00:25:30,136 --> 00:25:32,366
Aren't you lucky?
477
00:25:32,372 --> 00:25:37,871
Some of us were born with
refined sugar allergies.
478
00:25:37,877 --> 00:25:41,245
No sprinkles or frosting on Christmas.
479
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:47,815
Just hives and running sores.
480
00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:50,818
[DARK MUSIC]
481
00:25:50,824 --> 00:25:56,723
♪ ♪
482
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,592
What's the matter?
483
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,595
I'm not hungry.
484
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,297
Perhaps you once had a piece of cake
485
00:26:03,303 --> 00:26:04,765
that didn't agree with you.
486
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:11,809
♪ ♪
487
00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:15,008
[DOOR LOCKS]
488
00:26:15,014 --> 00:26:18,245
Go on, eat it. It's good.
489
00:26:18,251 --> 00:26:22,883
♪ ♪
490
00:26:22,889 --> 00:26:26,253
I don't think Happy
and your dad are coming.
491
00:26:26,259 --> 00:26:33,297
♪ ♪
492
00:26:42,307 --> 00:26:45,771
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
493
00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:47,139
Try and lend a helping hand,
494
00:26:47,145 --> 00:26:48,941
the world wipes its ass with it.
495
00:26:48,947 --> 00:26:50,443
She didn't want my help, nah.
496
00:26:50,449 --> 00:26:53,479
It's half-off sushi Saturday
at a very adequate strip joint
497
00:26:53,485 --> 00:26:54,947
not too far from here.
498
00:26:54,953 --> 00:26:56,949
I can practically smell the spicy tuna.
499
00:26:56,955 --> 00:26:58,651
I guess Amanda was pretty hard on you,
500
00:26:58,657 --> 00:27:01,721
but mommies can have bad days too.
501
00:27:01,727 --> 00:27:03,155
Anybody can.
502
00:27:03,161 --> 00:27:05,024
[SPITTING] What's the matter with you?
503
00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:06,466
What do you... ah!
504
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,399
You didn't tell me you shed. Don't shed!
I don't like animals that shed!
505
00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:12,445
[MUZAK "JINGLE BELLS"]
506
00:27:12,452 --> 00:27:14,467
Look, I don't blame you
for feeling sad, Nick.
507
00:27:14,473 --> 00:27:17,770
If I were you, I'd want
to just poof! Disappear!
508
00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:19,071
At least for a little while.
509
00:27:19,077 --> 00:27:21,240
Why not forever?
510
00:27:21,246 --> 00:27:23,976
Wh-whenever I'm feeling down,
I go back to basics,
511
00:27:23,982 --> 00:27:25,753
I think of ways to help Hailey.
512
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,747
That's why I became an
imaginary friend after all!
513
00:27:27,753 --> 00:27:30,750
You know, the best way to
forget about your own problems
514
00:27:30,756 --> 00:27:33,185
is to do something nice
for someone else.
515
00:27:33,191 --> 00:27:36,155
That's why Christmas
is so awesome-sauce, Nick.
516
00:27:36,161 --> 00:27:38,925
Everyone full of holiday spirit
517
00:27:38,931 --> 00:27:40,826
and goodwill toward their fellow man.
518
00:27:40,832 --> 00:27:43,362
That holly, jolly time of year
519
00:27:43,368 --> 00:27:45,197
when people can pack up their troubles
520
00:27:45,203 --> 00:27:46,232
in an old doggy poop bag,
521
00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:48,434
and really be their truest self.
522
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,469
Their true self?
523
00:27:50,475 --> 00:27:51,971
Really?
524
00:27:51,977 --> 00:27:53,139
Is that what you think?
525
00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:54,674
Well, yeah.
526
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,677
Yeah, good luck with that.
I'm out of here.
527
00:27:57,683 --> 00:27:59,482
Not so fast, Nick!
528
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,492
I think someone forgot
his Christmas spirit.
529
00:28:04,499 --> 00:28:05,528
What have I told you?
530
00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:07,572
"By failing to prepare,
you are preparing to fail."
531
00:28:07,579 --> 00:28:09,702
That's right,
and when I coined that phrase,
532
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,690
- it changed my life.
- I think it was Benjamin...
533
00:28:11,697 --> 00:28:14,493
God, what a year we've had, huh?
534
00:28:14,499 --> 00:28:15,895
So many ups and downs.
535
00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:18,631
I've never been more in love.
536
00:28:18,637 --> 00:28:21,467
No peeking.
537
00:28:21,473 --> 00:28:23,369
Aww, you see, Nick?
538
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:27,310
You see? The spirit of
Christmas is everywhere!
539
00:28:29,214 --> 00:28:30,710
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize
540
00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:32,278
for any inconvenience.
541
00:28:32,284 --> 00:28:35,448
All Queens-bound trains have
been delayed indefinitely.
542
00:28:35,454 --> 00:28:37,683
Oh, this city never disappoints.
543
00:28:37,689 --> 00:28:39,552
Is a show about to start?
544
00:28:39,558 --> 00:28:41,921
Oh, yeah. You just watch.
545
00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:45,057
All it takes is a little
inconvenience and...
546
00:28:45,063 --> 00:28:46,993
then you start to see them.
547
00:28:46,999 --> 00:28:48,260
See who?
548
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:50,296
Truest selves.
549
00:28:50,302 --> 00:28:51,931
Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look.
550
00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:53,933
Little lap around.
551
00:28:53,939 --> 00:28:57,374
See how much humanity you find when
the A train ain't running on time.
552
00:28:58,910 --> 00:29:00,043
Seriously!
553
00:29:01,113 --> 00:29:02,479
Come on.
554
00:29:03,849 --> 00:29:06,846
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
555
00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:13,857
♪ ♪
556
00:29:26,038 --> 00:29:28,934
What the hell do I pay taxes for?
557
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:31,570
Oh, I forgot. It's up to the
ass kickers in this world
558
00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:33,706
to subsidize handouts for the deadbeats.
559
00:29:33,712 --> 00:29:34,907
What area code's 602?
560
00:29:34,913 --> 00:29:37,610
Ugh, new client.
561
00:29:37,616 --> 00:29:40,946
I didn't ask who it was,
I asked what area code it is.
562
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:42,715
You stole it?
563
00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:48,287
Gee whiz, the old five finger discount.
564
00:29:48,293 --> 00:29:49,989
Nick!
565
00:29:49,995 --> 00:29:51,724
Uh, what are you doing?
Get off the tracks.
566
00:29:51,730 --> 00:29:56,328
Mm. Do you smell that?
567
00:29:56,334 --> 00:29:59,665
All the Christmas spirit in the air.
568
00:29:59,671 --> 00:30:02,168
You could practically choke on it.
569
00:30:02,174 --> 00:30:06,072
You scratch the surface,
and there you have it:
570
00:30:06,078 --> 00:30:08,607
our true selves.
571
00:30:08,613 --> 00:30:12,244
People hiding behind their
bright, colorful wrappings
572
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,746
of bullshit.
573
00:30:13,752 --> 00:30:16,816
Hoping that it'll hide
what they really are
574
00:30:16,822 --> 00:30:20,486
deep down inside underneath it all.
575
00:30:20,492 --> 00:30:22,755
Empty boxes and broken toys.
576
00:30:22,761 --> 00:30:24,156
Ladies and gentlemen,
577
00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:26,292
we apologize for any inconvenience.
578
00:30:26,298 --> 00:30:29,095
The next Queens-bound train
will be arriving
579
00:30:29,101 --> 00:30:30,800
in two minutes.
580
00:30:32,204 --> 00:30:34,200
Uh, Nick, the train is coming.
581
00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:35,468
Yep.
582
00:30:35,474 --> 00:30:37,670
Yeah, so why don't
you get off the tracks?
583
00:30:37,676 --> 00:30:38,895
Nope.
584
00:30:40,074 --> 00:30:42,170
I'm gonna teach you a lesson,
585
00:30:42,177 --> 00:30:44,293
my little blue bastard.
586
00:30:45,479 --> 00:30:47,001
Something you're never gonna forget.
587
00:30:47,008 --> 00:30:48,647
I'm gonna lie down here on these tracks,
588
00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:51,117
and I'm gonna let that train
run me right over,
589
00:30:51,123 --> 00:30:55,855
and I guarantee you not one SOB
on that whole platform
590
00:30:55,861 --> 00:30:58,557
- will lift a finger to help me.
- Nick! No!
591
00:30:58,563 --> 00:31:00,893
[LAUGHS]
592
00:31:00,899 --> 00:31:06,031
Help! Help! Help!
593
00:31:06,037 --> 00:31:08,033
Mom!
594
00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:10,202
- Please! Someone help!
- You drove me to this.
595
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,071
Your man whore can wait!
596
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,535
Dump what's left of your
career in a cardboard box.
597
00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:14,705
- Merry Christmas!
- Help!
598
00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:17,476
Help, please! Help!
599
00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:19,378
All right, Nick. Get up, you win!
600
00:31:19,384 --> 00:31:21,847
- How's it looking up there?
- Awful! You made your point!
601
00:31:21,854 --> 00:31:24,636
Not quite. Not until I give
these walls a new paint job.
602
00:31:24,643 --> 00:31:26,819
But, Nick! What about Hailey?
603
00:31:26,825 --> 00:31:29,922
Hailey. Hailey.
604
00:31:29,928 --> 00:31:32,258
Don't you try and put this on me!
605
00:31:32,264 --> 00:31:34,560
You were the one with her
when she was kidnapped!
606
00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:36,195
What have you done?
607
00:31:36,201 --> 00:31:37,730
I found you.
608
00:31:37,736 --> 00:31:39,565
Yeah, well.
609
00:31:39,571 --> 00:31:42,272
How's that working out for you?
610
00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,538
You're right, Nick.
611
00:31:45,544 --> 00:31:47,139
This is your kind of world.
612
00:31:47,145 --> 00:31:49,408
Not a world for soft things like me,
613
00:31:49,414 --> 00:31:51,544
like Hailey.
614
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,713
You've opened my eyes to a lot
of stuff I never wanted to see.
615
00:31:54,719 --> 00:31:56,749
But I won't watch you do this.
616
00:31:56,755 --> 00:31:59,618
If you want me to go, fine.
I'll... I'll disappear.
617
00:31:59,624 --> 00:32:01,921
Music to my ears.
618
00:32:01,927 --> 00:32:03,039
Bye-bye.
619
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,665
All right, then.
620
00:32:05,837 --> 00:32:07,804
Goodbye, partner.
621
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:12,168
[CLOCK TICKING]
622
00:32:14,606 --> 00:32:18,070
[STRAINING]
623
00:32:18,076 --> 00:32:20,498
Oh, come on now, really?
624
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:21,540
[STRAINING]
625
00:32:21,546 --> 00:32:22,912
God, I hate my heart.
626
00:32:31,389 --> 00:32:33,285
This homeless dude's
having a heart attack!
627
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:35,221
Does anyone know CPR?
628
00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:36,893
Someone call 9-1-1!
629
00:32:39,651 --> 00:32:41,167
Okay, all right.
630
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,387
[GRUNTS]
631
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,555
I'm fine. I'm fine.
632
00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:46,465
Get your hands off me, Jesus.
633
00:32:46,471 --> 00:32:48,500
You really should be in the hospital.
634
00:32:48,506 --> 00:32:50,231
Aw, shut up.
635
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,471
We saved him! It's a Christmas miracle!
636
00:32:53,478 --> 00:32:56,475
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
637
00:32:56,481 --> 00:32:59,478
["JOY TO THE WORLD"]
638
00:32:59,484 --> 00:33:06,522
♪ ♪
639
00:33:11,371 --> 00:33:12,834
Feel it.
640
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,636
- Isabella.
- Si.
641
00:33:14,642 --> 00:33:16,237
What do you think we're doing?
642
00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:19,774
We're making Mikey's favorite
meatballs and sauce,
643
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,276
just like you said.
644
00:33:21,282 --> 00:33:22,911
No.
645
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,746
You are a mother,
646
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:28,683
calling for the soul of your son.
647
00:33:28,689 --> 00:33:32,187
And how are you gonna get him back?
648
00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:35,356
Here! Here! Feel it!
649
00:33:35,362 --> 00:33:37,192
- Feel it!
- Okay, okay.
650
00:33:37,198 --> 00:33:40,662
Feel it!
651
00:33:40,668 --> 00:33:43,598
- Bene. Isabella?
- Mm-hmm?
652
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:47,168
What's the most important
ingredient in that sauce?
653
00:33:47,174 --> 00:33:50,371
- Oh, garlic.
- No.
654
00:33:50,377 --> 00:33:52,273
A mother's soul.
655
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:54,676
A mother's love.
656
00:33:54,682 --> 00:33:57,378
Only through a mother's love,
657
00:33:57,384 --> 00:34:00,381
the aroma of this flesh,
658
00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:03,718
can waft to the spirit world
659
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:07,455
that will free Mikey of his purgatories.
660
00:34:07,461 --> 00:34:12,798
That, and a few drops
of my menstrual blood.
661
00:34:14,869 --> 00:34:16,097
Oh, yeah.
662
00:34:16,103 --> 00:34:19,434
Uh... Um...
663
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,937
[ULULATING]
664
00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:26,474
[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC]
665
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,977
I just threw up in my mouth.
666
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:36,021
♪ ♪
667
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:47,562
[RADIO CHATTER]
668
00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:54,536
♪ ♪
669
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:58,443
[RADIO CHATTER]
670
00:35:02,783 --> 00:35:04,283
You told him.
671
00:35:08,122 --> 00:35:12,654
When I found Sax,
he was already looking for her.
672
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:16,024
We missed Hailey by minutes.
673
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,926
He was there?
674
00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:20,428
With you?
675
00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:24,165
Amanda, you're gonna
have to lay low for a while.
676
00:35:24,171 --> 00:35:25,700
Excuse me?
677
00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:27,368
This thing, it's bigger than I thought.
678
00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:28,685
I'm not sure how deep it goes,
679
00:35:28,692 --> 00:35:31,773
but there are powerful people involved.
680
00:35:31,779 --> 00:35:35,343
People who will not think twice
about making you disappear.
681
00:35:35,349 --> 00:35:37,845
Disappear?
682
00:35:37,851 --> 00:35:39,547
Without Hailey, there is nothing left
683
00:35:39,553 --> 00:35:41,420
of me to disappear.
684
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,523
It is what it is.
685
00:35:48,529 --> 00:35:50,959
I've already overstepped
by involving you.
686
00:35:50,965 --> 00:35:53,928
So you're asking me to do what, exactly?
687
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,512
Sit here quietly, waiting for a knock
688
00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:57,718
on what's left of my front door
telling me she's dead?
689
00:35:57,725 --> 00:36:00,034
I know it's not easy,
but seven other sets of parents
690
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,807
are doing that exact same thing.
691
00:36:03,444 --> 00:36:06,778
Please let me handle it.
692
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:15,683
You're not handling anything.
693
00:36:15,689 --> 00:36:17,218
You're afraid.
694
00:36:17,224 --> 00:36:21,322
♪ ♪
695
00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:24,692
I threw the wrong person
out of my house.
696
00:36:24,698 --> 00:36:27,195
Amanda.
697
00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:29,964
[RADIO CHATTER]
698
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,001
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
699
00:36:33,007 --> 00:36:39,011
♪ ♪
700
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:45,195
Hey, hey, come on back, Happy.
701
00:36:45,201 --> 00:36:47,201
Come on, Hap.
702
00:36:50,706 --> 00:36:53,136
All right, all right.
Enough of the drama, come on.
703
00:36:53,142 --> 00:36:55,242
- Come on back.
- Bye, guys, see you tomorrow!
704
00:36:59,179 --> 00:37:00,810
All right, you were right, all right?
705
00:37:00,816 --> 00:37:03,046
I mean, well, you know,
for the most part.
706
00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:06,483
I mean, not all people are bad,
they're just...
707
00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:09,386
God damned annoying most of the time.
708
00:37:09,392 --> 00:37:12,355
So come on.
709
00:37:12,361 --> 00:37:13,423
Hap!
710
00:37:13,687 --> 00:37:15,470
Happy!
711
00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:23,533
Ah, shit. I killed my kid's
imaginary friend.
712
00:37:23,539 --> 00:37:27,137
No "Nutcracker" for me this year.
713
00:37:27,143 --> 00:37:29,906
Chicken and lamb combo. Extra onions.
714
00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:32,309
Need five minutes.
White sauce? Hot sauce?
715
00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:34,982
Give him both! It's Christmas!
716
00:37:37,053 --> 00:37:43,620
♪ I'll have a blue Christmas ♪
717
00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:46,723
♪ Without you ♪
718
00:37:46,729 --> 00:37:51,328
♪ I'll be so blue ♪ Wait a minute.
719
00:37:51,334 --> 00:37:56,933
- ♪ Just thinking about you ♪
- That song.
720
00:37:56,939 --> 00:37:59,936
[WHISTLING "BLUE CHRISTMAS"]
721
00:37:59,942 --> 00:38:06,343
♪ ♪
722
00:38:06,349 --> 00:38:08,345
Really into Christmas, ain't you?
723
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:11,014
Happiest time of the year.
724
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:14,584
Oh good. You two have met.
725
00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,820
We can get right down to
tomorrow night's business.
726
00:38:16,826 --> 00:38:21,224
[SNIFFING]
727
00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:23,226
Yeah, no. I don't think so.
728
00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:24,594
I beg your pardon?
729
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,463
I ain't working with Kris Kringle here.
730
00:38:26,469 --> 00:38:28,631
I mean, as a general guideline,
I prefer to work alone,
731
00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:30,400
but when an obvious total psychopath
732
00:38:30,406 --> 00:38:33,340
is involved... no.
733
00:38:36,612 --> 00:38:38,842
[DARK MUSIC]
734
00:38:38,848 --> 00:38:40,610
Don't be silly, Nick.
735
00:38:40,616 --> 00:38:44,247
♪ ♪
736
00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:46,416
This is one of my best men.
737
00:38:46,422 --> 00:38:48,985
You two are gonna get along
like a pair of tits.
738
00:38:48,991 --> 00:38:52,255
♪ ♪
739
00:38:52,261 --> 00:38:55,291
Non-negotiable.
740
00:38:55,297 --> 00:39:00,330
Well, deck the halls
with boughs of holy shit.
741
00:39:00,336 --> 00:39:02,766
I knew that asshole looked familiar.
742
00:39:02,772 --> 00:39:05,769
♪ ♪
743
00:39:05,775 --> 00:39:08,905
That means...
744
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,140
Blue.
745
00:39:10,146 --> 00:39:13,309
[APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
746
00:39:13,315 --> 00:39:15,245
He's been behind it the whole time.
747
00:39:15,251 --> 00:39:17,113
♪ ♪
748
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:20,183
Blue!
749
00:39:20,189 --> 00:39:22,285
Blue?
750
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:25,321
Mikey?
751
00:39:25,327 --> 00:39:28,362
[FAPPING NOISE]
752
00:39:29,237 --> 00:39:31,864
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
753
00:39:32,034 --> 00:39:34,697
Shit's just getting weirder and weirder.
754
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:38,344
[THE GOODIES' "FATHER
CHRISTMAS DO NOT TOUCH ME"]
755
00:39:38,674 --> 00:39:42,072
♪ Father Christmas, do not touch ♪
756
00:39:42,078 --> 00:39:46,142
♪ As she stood beneath the mistletoe ♪
757
00:39:46,148 --> 00:39:50,380
♪ Father Christmas, do not ♪
758
00:39:50,386 --> 00:39:54,117
♪ Father Christmas, do not ♪
759
00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:56,123
♪ Father Christmas, do not ♪