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[Whirring]
[Theme music plays]
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[Whirring]
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Man: It's alive!
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[Thunder rumbles]
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Pixar's "Inside Out"
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lets you peek into the mind
of a middle-schooler.
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Now go on another journey
with all your favorite emotions
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and some new ones
as Riley enters adulthood.
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- Wait, what?!
- Super Horny...
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[Slurring] Guys, come on.
It's only 3:17 A.M.
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We can still hit another bar!
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...Hungry and/or Depressed...
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Should I kill myself
or eat a sandwich?
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...and Bigotry!
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Oh, like, if I'm signing along
I'm supposed to not say that word?
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This summer, experience the movie
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critics are calling
"Uncomfortable and not fun"
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and also "Not even worth it
for the short."
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You know what?
Joy is going away now.
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Call me when she figures out pot.
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- [Scoffs] Women.
- I'd [bleep] her.
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Sorry, Captain Hook!
I won't let you get your hooks
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into my Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
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Ohh! Get away!
I have a peanut allergy!
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- But, uh ...
- But, but, but, but, but!
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Even smelling it could
trigger anaphylactic shock,
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you insensitive little turd!
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- Wow, I am so sorry I ... [Grunts]
- I lied!
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This is one weird
peanut butter commercial.
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[Handcuffs click] In the next 90
seconds, two things will happen.
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That phone over there
is gonna ring,
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and you're gonna be wearing
these cuffs on your way to prison.
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Well, that is one magnificent
prophecy, Mr. Reacher.
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[Laughs]
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[Telephone rings]
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[Police radio chatter]
How did he know?
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Want answers?
Call me ... Mr. Reacher. [Cackles]
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Mr, Reacher predicted my husband
would get his legs broken.
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And then he did, by Mr. Reacher.
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Mr. Reacher said to pay my bar tab
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because soon I wouldn't be able to,
and he was right!
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Seconds later, my hands
were broken by Mr. Reacher!
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Want to know your future?
Duck!
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Call now!
$19.99 per second.
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[Gasping]
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All right,
who brought the peanuts?
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[Piano music plays]
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Buh...
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Wonka says the bad-egg furnace
is only lit every other day,
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but it's always lit, man.
It's always [bleep] lit!
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Don't talk to me until you work
the taffy stretcher.
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You ever hear a tiny kid's
vertebrae snap?
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Pop, pop ... It's like
freakin' bubble wrap.
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[Glasses slam]
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Another round, Jingles.
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Will, talk to me, baby!
Mommy's here.
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[Eerie synthesizer music plays]
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Joyce Byers has her
Christmas lights up already.
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Oh, she thinks she'll get
a jump on the Davenports?!
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Where's my ladder?
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Honey, no!
It's only November 8th!
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Oh, hell no, Davenport!
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Not on my watch, Anderson!
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[Balloon inflating]
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...A ...T ...U ...S.
Huh?
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What?
Oh, like hell, Ted Davenport!
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Ooh, I got Christmas, you
got Christmas, Ted Davenport.
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[Roars]
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Don't just stand there!
Grab a hammer.
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This lion's spent its life in captivity.
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This is its first time
ever walking on wild grass.
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[Circus music playing]
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Darling, there's something
I want to ask you.
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I can sing all romántico
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for you and your
bonita señorita?
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Sure. Uh, do you know
"Tu Enamorado"?
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♪ Tu enamorado ♪
[Upbeat mariachi music playing]
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Nedra, will you be my wife?
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♪ Somo so protectores de piedra ♪
[Rock music playing]
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Stop, stop.
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You're singing something
about guarding stones.
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Sí, señor.
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"Tu Enamorado"
is a beloved folk tune
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about musicales who find
magical space stones
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and become guapos heroes!
Increíble!
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It's not, but whatever.
Just play something else.
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♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
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- Nedra, will you ...
- # Somo so protectores de piedra #
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No, God damn it, no!
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There is no mention of stones
in "La Cucaracha"!
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Agree to disagree, señor!
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Wait a second.
You're not a mariachi band!
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- You're the Stone Protectors!
- You got us, amigo.
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Times are tough,
so we take any gig we can.
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Plus we sell our blood for cash!
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Ugh!
[Guitar strings twang]
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Hope you're not mad.
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Mad? Nedra and I met
at one of your shows!
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Baby, isn't this the
greatest day of ... Nedra?!
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[Smooching]
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- That happens a lot.
- Well, he is on her freebie list.
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- You're on mine.
- Uh-oh!
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Man: This is the lion's first hunt
on the wild plains of the savannah.
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[Circus music playing]
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[Suspenseful music playing]
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[Pig oinking]
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So, the British prime minister had sex
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with a barnyard pig.
Did you see that, Robin?
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[Chuckles] I think
the whole world saw it.
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And, uh, nobody asked the pig
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how she felt about being
violated like that. Until now.
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Here with us today ...
Lydia Piggerson.
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So, Lydia, tell us, what was
the prime minister like?
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[British accent] He was all
right for a three-hour shag,
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but it was worth it.
For sure.
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This season on "Pigging Out
with the Piggersons"...
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Lydia and her sow sisters
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are using her sex-tape fame
to build an empire.
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- Hello, boys.
- Lydia!
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- That's right, get my good side.
- It's me! Babe!
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- Do I know you?
- [bleep] bitch was my assistant.
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Let me just get my bum in there.
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[Cellphone camera clicks]
Mm-hmm! Snapchat!
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[Giggles]
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[Explosion]
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These diamond-encrusted
snout rings are so very posh.
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[Bell dinging]
Ooh!
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And the bell means
they are sold out!
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On the next "Black Mirror,"
what do violated pigs dream of?
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He put up one hell of a fight.
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[Alarm sounding]
Intruders!
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Come on, baby. We've got
to get to the panic room.
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- The panic room?
- The panic room!
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[Suspenseful music playing]
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Mom? [Door slams]
Is this the panic room?
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It is.
It is the panic room.
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Oh, my God. There are
burglars downstairs!
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Just take what you want
and leave!
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You have five seconds to open
the door, or we'll do it for you.
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Where did they go?
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They're in the panic room's
panic closet!
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Just take what you want and go.
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Damn it, lady. Open up or
we'll blow the closet door!
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- I don't see them.
- Well, look again.
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Look again where?
It's a closet!
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They must be in the panic room's
panic closet's panic attic!
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Just take what you want and go.
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Lady, just open the door!
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Oh, for [bleep]'s sake, Mama.
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They're in the panic room's panic
closet's panic attic's panic crapper!
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Oh, my God, baby!
They found us! [Sighs]
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Just take what you want and leave!
[Whimsical music playing]
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[Laser fires]
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- [All exclaiming] Whoa!
- No way!
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- Touch it.
- No, you touch it.
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- Isn't the speed of light constant?
- JK4833 will touch it.
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- JK4833 will do anything.
- BB-8, listen to me.
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[Beeping]
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Oh, my gosh!
I'm in the movie!
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I must be dreaming this
whole thing. I do that a lot.
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Somehow, I think recycling old plots
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is not gonna be a problem around here.
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[Whispering] You must
safeguard the map
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- to Luke Skywalker's location!
- Ow!
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- JK4833! Whoo!
- Wow!
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Okay, I'm out of here.
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Oh, cool, those wipes are so iconic.
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[Camera shutters clicking]
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[Music theme]
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Whoa!
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My God!
I have no brakes!
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Well, hello there, little guy.
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You are literally the first person
I met on this planet.
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You know what would be weird?
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Like, you know what would be so weird?
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If you were, like, the savior
of the universe somehow.
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- That would be crazy!
- My name is Rey.
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I'm a scavenger.
I have no friends.
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[Chuckles] Uh, no friends?
You are hot as shit.
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You're probably thinking,
"That girl is hot as shit."
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Sadly, I'm a Coruscant 10,
but a Jakku 4.
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Okay, then. Look out, Rey!
Don't get wiped!
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[Laughs] Just kidding.
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My name's Finn.
I'm definitely not a stormtrooper.
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I'm Rey!
I'm not a big deal.
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She's probably Luke Skywalker's
daughter. That's my theory.
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Somebody's always
somebody's hidden kid.
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Hey, is Finn related
to Lando Calrissian?
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Is that racist?
It feels racist.
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It's probably racist.
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Hey, maybe "Star Wars"
is really about the Kenobis,
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not the Skywalkers! I think
I just blew my own mind!
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[Gasps] Ohh!
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What if Rey is Palpatine's
daughter with Padmé?
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Gross.
Oh, my gosh, that's gross.
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[Gasps] Oh, my gosh!
The Millennium Falcon!
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What are the odds?!
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Your droid is really chatty
and racist, I think.
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[Epic music playing]
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Chewie, we're home.
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Oh, my God!
Trailer moment!
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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Good trailer moment, though.
Maybe right at the end.
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Hey, how come Chewbacca's
fur isn't gray?
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Looks like we've got
some stowaways.
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Did you really have sex with Carrie
Fisher? She said yes in a book!
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Don't you dare wipe away
before I get an answer!
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Tell me everything
you know about the map.
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You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it!
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[Hiss] Oh, wow! You are the
spitting image of Harrison Ford
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crossed with Carrie Fisher.
It's uncanny how much ...
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I'm being sarcastic, though.
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Come on, stop resisting
my mind powers.
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Oh, but I am, with no
Force training whatsoever.
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I was trying to take you
seriously as Darth Vader, but
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I never saw Darth Vader
jerking off on Lena Dunham,
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so it's ... it's a struggle.
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Say, is Allison Williams nice?
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Did you see her in the "Peter Pan"
thing, or did you just pretend like
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you saw it and then tried to change
the subject when she brought it up?
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[Groans]
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Yeah, I didn't see it, either.
Still doing these, huh?
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- Ben, please.
- Ugh, don't call me that!
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I'm either Kylo Ren
or Baron von Poonslayer III.
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Baron von Poonslayer, please.
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Stab!
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Aah!
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Chewie, I'm still falling!
Aah!
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Ha! Han Solo's gotten out
of tougher straits than this.
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[Groans]
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Oh, my God!
That's how he dies?!
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[Roars]
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I know!
Enough with the wipes!
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[Purring]
[Music]
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Ugh.
Get the [bleep] out of here.
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Rey!
Strange droid!
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Oh, hugs.
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[Moans]
Sad wipe.
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[Music]
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Master Skywalker!
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I brought you your ...
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Aw, shit. Sorry!
I was cutting off a log.
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Oh... Ah.
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[Majestic music playing]
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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- Ba-gawk!
- Bawk.
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