[CAT PURRS, MEOWS]
[FAST, LIVELY FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
[GIGGLES]
- [PUSS YOWLS] - El Gato!
[YOWLS]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[THUNDER BOOMING]
[PUSS] I gazed into the eyes of the hairy beast
as she opened her gore-spattered maw
to let out a horrifying scream!
I did the only thing I could do.
[PUSS] The big eyes.
She blinked, and I whipped
the magic mirror from my satchel
and used the monster's own stare against her.
And there she remains, frozen for all eternity!
[CHILDREN GROANING]
All your stories are the same.
Yeah, the magic mirror again?
How many monsters did you defeat with that mirror?
I thought you used it on that snake-head lady
and lost it in a maze.
You dare question my heroic tales?
My word is bond! Ask anyone!
[PUSS] Is that not right, Dulcinea?
Hmm? Oh, sure.
Whatever you say.
[SIGHS] Dulcinea, are you all right?
You seem glum.
I just can't stand being cooped up anymore!
It's not natural!
[ALL SIGHING, THUDDING]
Then, uh, let us have some fun, eh?
Orphans! Dulcinea!
Why do we not, uh...
uh...
join the card game?
- Ha! - [GASPS]
Go fish! I win again!
[CLEARS THROAT] Yes. Well, no matter.
There are thousands of fun things we could do
while stuck inside this musty cantina.
[CHUCKLES]
Any suggestions?
Anyone?
Any... Anyone?
- [PUSS] Anything at all. - [BLOWS]
Well, I suppose I could use
my skills in the dark arts
to tell your fortunes.
Yes. This is a wonderful idea
that can in no way go wrong.
Please, tell me more.
I just summon ghosts from the spirit world,
and they whisper the future in my ear,
easy as you like.
Dark arts? Spirit world?
Puss, that sounds horribly dangerous.
I know!
[GIGGLES]
Let us do this thing!
[DULCINEA SIGHS]
[THUNDER BOOMING]
Okay, I'm ready.
First things first.
No fortune-teller worth their haggis
ever did readings for free.
One gold coin, please.
[LAUGHS] No problem.
Put it on my tab.
Your tab? [SCOFFS]
I wish just once, just once,
you'd spare even a single
lousy coin for ol' Pajuna.
Yes, yes, whatever.
Less talk, more summoning spirits.
[GRUMBLES]
All right, everyone, I need you to concentrate.
Hold hands and focus on the thing
you want most of all.
Your heart's desire.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
I will use the power of your focused thoughts
to summon the spirits.
Audite me, O Spiritus!
- [RUMBLING] - Dic ergo nobis quid erit.
[ALL SHOUTING]
[OTHERWORLDLY GROANING]
[DISTORTED MALE VOICE] Puss in Boots.
We have returned.
And we will have our revenge!
Is this part of the program?
[ALL SCREAMING]
She's... possessed!
[ALL WHIMPERING]
- [DISHES CLATTERING] - Puss!
[GRUNTING]
[GROANING]
[DUCHESS STRAINING]
[PANTING]
Oh!
- Arty, help! - Hmm?
No, with Pajuna!
Oh.
[EXHALES]
[GROANING]
- [DISHES CLATTERING] - [SNORING]
Why didn't you do that when
she first started freaking out?
Oh, now I'm supposed to be a mind reader?
[CHUCKLES] Witches, am I right?
I cannot believe I am going to say this,
but I have no idea what is happening.
Well, when Pajuna contacted the other side,
an evil ghost must have taken control of her body.
Okay, so how do we get rid of it?
Get rid of what?
We better come up with something quick.
I had to...
Tell the children something...
Other than what you would call...
True!
[GASPS] Dulcinea!
You lied?
I know, I know! But it's okay.
I washed my hands 57 times to make up for it.
- [LAUGHING ANXIOUSLY] - There, there.
The poor kids are just so scared.
Well, Puss in Boots fears nothing,
not even ghosts!
We will send this spirit
running to its ghosty mommy,
sucking its little ghosty thumb! [LAUGHS]
[PUSS] Yes, imagine that.
Little ghost fingers.
[LAUGHS] Very amusing.
Uh... she is awake, yes?
[ALL] Uh-huh.
- And she is angry? - [ALL] Uh-huh.
- And I should... - [ALL] Run!
[STRAINING]
Whoa!
[SHOUTS, GROANS] Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
This is getting very old, very quickly!
[GRUNTS] Help me!
[GRUNTS] Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS, GRUNTING]
[LAUGHS]
What? I mean, come on. It is kind of funny.
- [PUSS] It is not funny! - [CHUCKLES]
[PUSS] Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
Do something!
- Fine. - [ELECTRICITY SURGING]
[DISTORTED MALE VOICE] Mortals, you are no match for us!
- Puss in Boots will be destroyed! - [GRUNTS]
Whoa!
- [GRUNTS] - [COINS CLINK]
[NORMAL VOICE] Ooh.
[GASPS] Money! From Puss!
[SIGHS]
[PUSS GRUNTS]
Pajuna! You're okay!
[RETCHES]
[GROANS]
Pajuna! Are you all right?
Uh, I think so.
Thanks, laddie.
You are, um...
welcome, I guess?
What is going on?
Well, obviously,
since Pajuna used a heart's desire spell,
the way to free someone from it
is to give that person their heart's desire.
Pajuna's desire was for you to pay her,
so when you dropped that coin, she was freed.
Oh, yeah, of... of course. Uh-huh, obviously.
So if someone is possessed and
we give them what they want,
they'll be un-possessed?
Yes. It's simple math.
It's confusing.
Don't complain to me. I don't make the magic rules.
Regardless, the danger is gone,
and I have saved the day by heroically...
Accidentally dropping a coin.
- [FAINT SCREAM] - Huh?
[DISTANT SHOUTING]
Oh, wow.
That is really, very really, a lot of spirits.
[MAN SCREAMING, GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
[SHOUTING]
[WHIMPERING]
[GROANING]
- [OTHERWORLDLY ROARING] - [SKELETONS RASPING]
[CACKLING]
- [GIRL SCREAMS] - Vina!
[GULPING]
[DISTORTED MALE VOICE] Prepare to die, Puss in Boots!
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[GROANING]
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
Wait a second.
Toby, give Vina a hug!
What? No way!
It's the only way to get the ghost out! Do it!
[PUSS GRUNTING]
[SHRIEKS]
[VOMITS]
[PUSS GROANING]
Hi, Toby.
Did you know that you saved me?
- [TOBY WHIMPERS] - [PUSS GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
[OTHERWORLDLY RASPING]
[GASPS] Oh, no.
Cleevil!
Hug Toby!
Oh, man!
[SNARLING]
[TOBY] Aww.
[RETCHES]
[GIGGLING]
[GASPS]
[SKELETONS RASPING]
[DISTORTED MALE VOICE] Puss in Boots!
Prepare to die!
Oh, boy.
Run!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ALL GROANING]
Barricade the door!
- [DUCHESS GIGGLING] - [PUSS GRUNTS]
- What were you two doing in here? - Nothing.
Stealing napkins.
[PUSS GRUNTING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[MUNCHING]
- [GROWLING] - [FINGERS SQUEAK ON GLASS]
Why is this ghost so mad at me, anyway?
What did I do to it?
Oh, this isn't a ghost, Puss.
It's a whole bunch of ghosts working together.
Whatever you did, it must've been pretty bad.
But I am so sweet. Like the sugar candy.
How do we get rid of them?
Fire!
How many times do I have to tell you?
We can't solve problems by burning our friends.
Agree to disagree.
We're gonna have to give every
possessed person their heart's desire.
[GROANS] The Duchess' fire thing sounds easier.
- [CRASHING] - [ALL YELLING]
[GROWLING]
[GASPING]
Heart's desire, heart's desire.
Back, spirits!
Aha! Pickles!
[GRUNTING]
[MUNCHING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, yeah!
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
Strange violent red ball!
Ha!
[GIGGLING]
[SIGHS]
[DISTORTED MALE VOICE] Puss must be destroyed!
Confirmation of basic humanity.
Eames, I tolerate you!
[NORMAL VOICE] He tolerates me.
[SIGHING]
- [PEOPLE SHOUTING] - [ALL] Huh?
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTING]
[LIVELY STRUMMING]
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
[GROWLING]
The spirits are taking over everyone in sight!
Oh, boy, it is going to be a really, very really, long night.
[GRUNTS]
[GIGGLING]
Oh!
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
- [DISTORTED VOICES] Hello, Puss. - [YELLS]
[BOTH GROWLING]
Come and play with us, Puss.
♪ ♪
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH SIGHING]
Pies were your heart's desire?
Are you being serious?
Meh, we're pretty simple.
[GROWLING SOFTLY]
Hello?
Is anybody in here?
- [RATTLING] - [GASPS]
Is that you, Esme?
[SHOUTING]
[GROWLING]
Bad, possessed Esme! Bad!
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
- [HORSE NEIGHING] - [GROWLING]
[PUSS GRUNTS]
[GASPING]
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMS]
A little help?
Mr. Mayor!
Ooh!
[SIGHS]
Ooh, bureaucratic paperwork!
[SIGHS]
[PUSS GRUNTING]
[WHOOSHING]
Well, looks like the spirits finally
sucked enough energy out of their victims
to open this!
What is it?
He's not going to like this.
What? What am I not going to like?
Well, it's a sort of a...
You might call it...
- It's kind of a... - [PUSS] What?
[BOTH] It's a portal!
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just closed a horrible doom portal.
I am not having another one.
- [DUCHESS] But, Puss... - No! No! I refuse!
Do you hear me, portal? I refuse!
[ARTEPHIUS] That doesn't change the fact that it's a...
No! Shh. It is not a portal.
It is a gateway. All right?
Does everyone understand? It is a gateway.
Let me hear you say it.
- Yeah, whatever. - Fine, a gateway.
There is absolutely no way I am going through it.
The last time I went through a portal,
I went to the Netherworld,
and everyone but me got magic powers, and it was awful.
So there is a zero percent chance that anything ever
in a billion, trillion, gazillion years
could possibly make me go through that thing.
Never! Do you understand me, Dulcinea?
[GROWLING]
[ALL SHOUTING]
[SIGHS] Darn it.
When you tell the story of my demise,
make sure to call it a gateway!
[GRUNTING]
[WHOOSHING]
Well, that's taken care of. Tea?
[YELLS]
I am underwater!
[STRAINING]
Hmm?
[GASPS]
Huh? Wait, there is no water.
What the...
This is some kind of creepy ghost ocean?
Dulcinea!
Dulcinea?
[SIGHS] Where has she gone?
[SPOOKY MUSIC]
Dulcinea!
[GRUNTS]
Dulcinea?
- [DISTORTED VOICE] You fool! - [YELPS]
You have followed us here to
this realm we have created!
It is a fitting place for our revenge!
Why is that?
Because you are underwater!
And everyone knows
cats can't swim!
Ha! I have mastered the art of swimming!
Observe!
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
[SIGHS] Can someone turn me around?
[PUSS GRUNTS]
Dulcinea, fight it!
I know you're in there. Please hear me!
Break free!
Fight me!
I will not!
Do it!
[GRUNTS] Never!
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
Then you will die!
I could never harm a hair
ON Dulcinea's beautiful head!
Not even if it means my death.
[SIGHS]
Dulcinea.
Are you okay?
Mm-hmm.
We must find a way out of...
Whoa!
[DISTORTED CACKLING]
Now, Puss in Boots,
you will finally behold our true form!
[WHOOSHING]
[DEEP GROWLING]
[CHUCKLING]
- [BOTH SCREAM] - [GROWLING]
[CHILDREN WHIMPERING]
What's wrong, lads and lassies?
Pajuna!
Dulcinea and Puss jumped into
the gateway, and now it's closed,
and they're trapped, and, oh, my gosh, Puss is gone!
[TOBY GROANS, WHIMPERING]
Hmm, well, should we maybe open it back up?
I'm so crazy, it just might work!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
Fish! Please, leave us be!
What did I ever do to you?
You ate us!
Wha...
We are the ghosts of every
fish you have ever eaten!
You have left a trail of death across the world!
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah. I kind of did that.
Now we will have our revenge!
As you ate, so shall you be eaten!
[BOTH GASP]
[GRUNTS] It is not fair!
He is not letting me do the fight stabbing!
[GROWLING]
We will eat you!
It is our only desire!
Desire?
[GASPS] Heart's desire!
[GRUNTING] Why won't you just... let me... end this?
[YOWLS]
Hold this!
Dulcinea!
[CHOMPS]
- Do you trust me? - I hardly think...
Do you trust me?
- Yes. - Then hold on!
[YELLING]
[FISH SIGHING DEEPLY]
We are contented.
[ALL CHANTING] Futura, futura, futuris.
Futura, futura, futuris.
- Futura, futura, futuris. - [WHOOSHING]
Futura, futura, futuris.
[GRUNTS]
[ALL CHEERING]
[DULCINEA GRUNTS]
[PUSS] Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
Oh, Puss.
[PUSS GROANS]
What? What is it?
Do you really think I'm beautiful?
Uh, did I say, um, beautiful?
You did.
You said I was beautiful.
Beautiful.
[CHUCKLING]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[THUNDER BOOMING]
[ALL] Aww.
[LAUGHTER]
[PUSS] And then Dulcinea threw me
into the mouth of the great fish!
[CHILDREN GASPING]
For she knew that only by giving
the monster its heart's desire
could it be defeated.
Thanks again for savin' me, Puss!
I made salmon.
[THUNDER RUMBLING FAINTLY]
Oh, I don't think Puss is gonna
be eating fish for quite some...
[SLURPING]
What? I like fish.
[LAUGHING]
[FAST, LIVELY FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING]
- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -