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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
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At last, I shall exact my vengeance
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and snuff out the miserable flame
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that has been your life, vile woman.
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Growing one carrot
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Taking up time
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Filling up the day with nonsense
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Vodka in the bushes
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Making it better, making it bright
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What a day
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Think I'll check the mail.
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Time to put you out of your misery.
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What the deuce?
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Sorry I broke your toy.
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Toy? This is a drone.
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Grown men who have never had
sexual relations
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fly them over people's houses
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to try and see something. I don't know.
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Here, want to play with my toy?
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- What the hell is this?
- It's a magic wand.
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Watch. Alakazam!
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I cast the tickle spell.
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Okay, okay, you got me.
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But seriously, cross me again,
and I will end you.
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You're funny. My name's Hudson.
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Want to play "spin in a circle"?
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I'm Stewie. Yeah, I don't think I...
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What the...? Stop it!
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I'm losing track of my surroundings.
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Hey, this is kind of fun.
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Whee!
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Yes. Whee.
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Whee!
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Hudson, time to go.
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I got to go home now.
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I'm glad I met you, Stewie.
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You're neat. Bye.
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Bye, Hudson.
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I like him.
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He's more fun than an Eddie Murphy bed.
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And check this out.
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That's cool. Is it a queen?
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Not sure, but people have said it is.
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Wait a minute.
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This is a self-empowerment seminar.
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You lied to me.
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You said we were going
to Baskin-Robbins.
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I said we were going
to bask in Robbins' glow.
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You know what you did.
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I do.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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give it up for Tony Robbins.
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How the (BLEEP) is everyone?
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Ooh, he swore. I trust this guy.
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All of you here are capable
of greatness.
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Yay!
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But some will never achieve it.
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Oh, no!
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You, sir.
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Come out here.
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Sheesh, your head is the size
of a picnic watermelon.
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Ha! I've been told that.
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And you sound like you were lost at sea
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and told not to drink seawater
but drank seawater.
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Peter, will you just listen to him?
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Tony, this is why I brought him.
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He's never willing
to actually confront his issues.
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Sounds like you have no self-esteem.
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I don't deserve self-esteem.
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Peter, I was once a lot like you:
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unmotivated, dangerously obese,
always relying on cutaways...
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You know, that reminds me of the time...
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No, Peter. No more cutaways.
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- Stay in the present.
- Okay.
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Okay. Now tell me what you feel.
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Uh, a partial erection.
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I don't get touched very often.
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You know you deserve
a better life, right, Peter?
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Yes. Getting hard to breathe in here.
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I want to give you that life, Peter.
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Time to seize your personal power.
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Yeah, by getting away from you,
you weirdo.
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But first, here's that cutaway
I was gonna do
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before you made me skip it.
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Only now it'll make no sense.
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"Cast of Parks and Rec Peter" away!
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I can't believe you dragged me
to that fraud.
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That man has nothing to offer me.
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Tony Robbins.
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Listen, I don't have long.
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If I get soaked in the rain,
I'll be too heavy to move.
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Peter, I've seen thousands
of people over the years
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and helped every single one of them.
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I'm not going to let you
be my first failure.
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I told you, I don't want your help.
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Peter, I swear,
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I won't stop trying to help you
no matter what.
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Oh, my God! Peter, stop the car!
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I think he got struck by lightning.
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Wait, w-where is he?
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He's gone.
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This is freaking me out.
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Are... are you carrying a flask now?
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This is about you
getting better, not me.
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Hey, there's Hudson.
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Stewie, you're, like, 100 times
more advanced than that kid.
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Why do you want to hang out
with him so badly?
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He's just, like, a cool guy.
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Hi, Stewie.
I'm putting sand on a cat poo.
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Cool!
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I like you, Stewie.
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Can I come over for a playdate?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Brian, can Hudson come over
for a playdate?
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Sure, I guess so.
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Never heard you ask
for a playdate before.
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I know, but there's a first time
for everything.
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Like when I finally built
the Leaning Tower of Pisa
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out of LEGOS.
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I did it!
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Mom! Come look! Mom!
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Yeah, be right there, Stewie.
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Where's the bush vodka?
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Where is it? Where is it?!
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Ah, there it is.
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Hi, Stewbie.
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You playing with your kitty cat?
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Ah, the privacy of all glass around me.
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Finally, I can pick my nose.
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Hey, Peter, next time use a tissue.
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- Who said that?
- It's me. Tony Robbins.
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Tony Robbins?
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That's impossible. You're dead.
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That may be true,
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but the lightning bolt that killed me
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seems to have magically
transferred my personal power...
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Trademark... into your car.
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Peter, I told you
I was going to help you,
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and I'm not leaving
until I make good on my promise.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey, if you're dead,
can you ask Bill Paxton
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if he's the same as Bill Pullman?
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Sure. Hang on.
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He said no, but he winked.
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Ah!
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Hey, Stewie,
let's play cops and robbers.
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Bang! Bang! Bang! Got you.
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Gun?
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Oh, that's-that's not...
that's not a gun.
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These are guns.
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You're welcome, Paul Hogan.
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Any time someone says
a weapon is not what it is,
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Paul Hogan gets a royalty.
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Royalty check, Mr. Hogan.
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Thanks, Jumpy.
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Whoa! What are all these for?
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Oh, the yoozh:
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destroying enemies, world domination.
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Oh, and killing my mother.
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You want to hurt your mommy?
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Stewie?
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Blast! Here she comes.
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Well, look at the handsome little boys.
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Come downstairs. I made your favorites:
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grilled cheese
cut to look like a dinosaur.
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Ugh. They never look like a dinosaur.
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- Your mom seems nice.
- She's a slag.
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Well, I hope you don't use your guns
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to kill your mom or do anything bad.
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'Cause if you do,
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I won't be able to play with you,
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and that's my favorite thing now.
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It is?
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- Uh-huh.
- Mine, too.
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You know what?
I'm going to let her live.
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I must say, I've been evil so long,
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I've forgotten
what it's like to be kind.
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And it's all because
of our friendship, Hudson.
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- You really mean that?
- You bet I do.
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And I always tell it like it is,
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like when I used to write tombstones.
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Complained a lot is what she did.
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Stewie, what are you doing?
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Having a funeral, Bri.
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Say good-bye to Evil Stewie.
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Did we get a pool?
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Is this a pool?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Stewie, slow down, slow down.
What happened?
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We went to the zoo. We saw an ape.
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At first we didn't think we'd see him
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'cause he was, like, hiding
back in his house.
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But then he came out. We saw him!
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We saw the ape! He was big.
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And then... and then... and then...
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And then... and then... and then...
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Okay, I get it. You had fun.
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Wait, you're not mad
I went without you, are you?
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No, no, I-I was only going for you.
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And maybe to taunt the animals
that aren't able to leave.
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Which is all of them.
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Losers.
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All right, you have to take us to lunch,
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but first we need to take our nap.
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Here's your triple bacon burger
and your onion rings.
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Ah, crap.
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There's only nine pieces of bacon.
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I paid for 12.
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But I don't wanna make a fuss.
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Peter, listen to yourself.
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No one will respect you until
you respect yourself first.
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Yeah. But I'm a nobody.
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You're not a nobody.
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Your meal is just as important
as anyone else.
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You're right.
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I'm not a nobody.
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Say it again.
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I'm not a nobody!
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That's the spirit, Peter.
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Now yell at that nobody in the window.
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You there! I demand more bacon.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Here's more bacon.
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That's not more bacon...
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This is more bacon!
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Big day, Mr. Hogan.
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Keeping coming, Jumpy!
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Here's your Star Wars kids' meal.
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Which action figures did we get?
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I got Kylo Ren.
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I got the role during the
two months I was a hot actor,
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and now they're stuck with me.
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I got Forest Whitaker.
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Even as a toy you can't tell
where he's looking.
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I wish I had the poorly-cast Kylo Ren.
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Here, Stewie. You can have mine.
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You're giving me the better one?
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Why would you do that?
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Because you're my friend.
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Yes.
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You're my friend.
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You're my best friend.
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Let's choke on these... together.
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That was fun.
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Let's switch.
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Okay, guys. Time to play "parachute."
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Grab an end
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and... lift.
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You know who loves "parachute"?
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My best friend, Hudson.
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- You know Hudson?
- I know Hudson, too.
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Are you going to his birthday
party tomorrow?
264
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,051
I'm autistic.
265
00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:37,753
And... lift.
266
00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:38,887
Birthday party?
267
00:12:38,922 --> 00:12:40,622
Yeah, it's at the Family Fun Zone.
268
00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:41,990
Everyone was invited.
269
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,326
I take up a great deal
of the teacher's time.
270
00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:50,232
- Where's the mail?
- On the table.
271
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:51,934
What's going on? You seem upset.
272
00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:53,902
Oh, you're a... you're a real student
273
00:12:53,937 --> 00:12:55,270
of the human condition, aren't you?
274
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:57,406
Yet, somehow, it escapes your writing.
275
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,408
Whoa! Why are you attacking me?
276
00:12:59,442 --> 00:13:00,776
I'm sorry, Brian.
277
00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,079
Everyone but me got an invite
to Hudson's birthday.
278
00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:05,414
I know why this happened.
279
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,916
I called him my best friend too quickly.
280
00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:09,451
Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
281
00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:11,453
But, hey, I'm-I'm still your friend.
282
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:15,090
Yeah, but Hudson isn't.
283
00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:18,427
And that's just something
I have to live with.
284
00:13:32,175 --> 00:13:34,343
Stewie, it's 2:00 a.m.
285
00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:36,144
Revenge doesn't sleep.
286
00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:37,946
Come on. Come back to bed.
287
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:39,114
No.
288
00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:41,283
There's something I gotta do.
289
00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:42,818
Go get 'em, tiger.
290
00:13:42,852 --> 00:13:44,553
Hey.
291
00:13:44,587 --> 00:13:46,555
Shut your (BLEEP) mouth.
292
00:13:55,932 --> 00:13:58,133
Victory shall be mine.
293
00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:03,505
Ha. That's what the baby used to say
294
00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,040
when I was your age.
295
00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:08,010
Shut up, Dad.
I'm watching Rick and Morty.
296
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:15,317
So... does Mommy have friends
over sometimes at night?
297
00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:17,419
Sometimes.
298
00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:20,822
It must be weird having only
women come over to see Mommy.
299
00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,524
No, it's mostly men.
300
00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,259
Oh, it is.
301
00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:26,528
And you'd be comfortable
telling that to a judge?
302
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:34,939
Good morning, family.
303
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:37,374
My, who's this go-getter?
304
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,843
Tony Robbins has helped me
become a better person.
305
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:44,348
In fact, today, I'm gonna ask
for... nay, demand a raise.
306
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,183
"Nay"? Wow.
307
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,285
This new you is a bigger surprise
308
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,853
than when they're making fun
of a celebrity
309
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,388
on Saturday Night Live
310
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,525
and the real-life celebrity
walks in behind them.
311
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,728
Boy, they're really
socking it to this celebrity.
312
00:14:57,762 --> 00:15:00,864
Yeah, can you imagine
how mad the celebrity would be?
313
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,033
I mean, wherever they are
at this particular moment,
314
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,702
if they're watching, they must be...
315
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,037
Oh.
316
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,606
That's the actual celebrity
317
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,140
walking up right behind 'em.
318
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,142
He-he's catching 'em right in the act.
319
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,044
The-The SNL actor doesn't know.
320
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,546
Aw, he's gonna get in trouble.
321
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,881
Look how mad the actual celebrity is.
322
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,583
He's folding his arms and frowning.
323
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,086
He tapped the SNL actor on the shoulder.
324
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,722
Look how surprised the SNL actor is!
325
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,724
Oh! He's completely busted!
326
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,793
How is this happening?!
327
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,263
Oh, my God!
328
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,899
I can't believe it!
329
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,402
I was watching upstairs on Hulu!
330
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:40,671
I saw it on my phone!
331
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,773
My plane has Wi-Fi!
332
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,280
Stewie? Stewie?
333
00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:54,585
"Quahog Family Fun Zone"?
334
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,455
Uh-oh.
335
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,092
Stewie's dug up all his weapons.
336
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,261
Oh, my God, I've got to stop him.
337
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,463
Go get 'em, tiger.
338
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,631
Hey.
339
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,900
Shut your (BLEEP) mouth.
340
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,272
Tony! You're not gonna believe it.
341
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:17,441
I demanded a raise
just like you told me to
342
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,942
and they gave it to me.
343
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,075
Tony?
344
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,779
Tony? You in there?
345
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,147
Guess who, Peter.
346
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,381
Geena Davis?
347
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,283
No, it's me, Peter. Turn around.
348
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,819
Tony? You're alive?
349
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:30,287
But... how?
350
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,122
I saw you get struck by lightning.
351
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,024
I was created by lightning, Peter,
352
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,726
in a lab, like Frankenstein.
353
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,294
And what do you think about fire?
354
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,731
Anyway, after the lightning strike,
355
00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:42,232
I climbed into your trunk
356
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,034
and that's where I've been
living the past week.
357
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,504
So, whenever I heard your voice,
that was just you in the trunk?
358
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,806
That's right.
359
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,307
Why would you go to all that trouble?
360
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,909
Peter, I told you,
361
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:55,012
I wasn't going to let you be
my first failure.
362
00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:59,316
Wow, Tony, I don't know how
I can possibly thank you.
363
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,984
You don't need to thank me, Peter.
364
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,153
I have hundreds of millions of dollars.
365
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,655
I keep it in my forehead.
366
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,156
Well, I better be going.
367
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,325
You have a Smart car?
368
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,960
I have two.
369
00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:17,534
I'm coming, broken people!
370
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,842
Hey, everybody,
371
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,510
we want to give a special shout-out
372
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,679
to little Hudson on his birthday.
373
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,527
Oh, no. Soda!
374
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:44,862
Sticky balls!
375
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,757
Damn you all.
376
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:35,913
Stewie?
377
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,915
That's my name, don't wear it out.
378
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,917
Yeah, let that wash over you.
379
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:41,952
Learned that from a third grader.
380
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,086
Any last words?
381
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,121
Yeah.
382
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:45,589
I'm glad to see you.
383
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,258
You never RSVP to the invite
my mom sent.
384
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,094
You... You invited me?
385
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,096
Yes. He did.
386
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,299
Brian? What are you doing here?
387
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,767
And how do you know I was invited?
388
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,268
Because...
389
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,103
I threw your invitation away.
390
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,438
You what?
391
00:19:01,472 --> 00:19:02,773
I know. I'm sorry.
392
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:05,609
I-I just... I saw how you were
connecting with Hudson
393
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,312
and I-I was afraid
of losing our friendship.
394
00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:09,813
Friendship?
395
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,115
Brian, you and I
have never been friends.
396
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,951
We... We haven't?
397
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,619
No. Friends are people
398
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:17,221
who come in and out of our lives.
399
00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,289
But you and I are family.
400
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,657
That's forever.
401
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,466
Sorry I caused all this trouble.
402
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,034
I hope you can forgive me.
403
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,071
Ah, that's okay, nothing could
ever come between us.
404
00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:36,840
I'm even going to
make a speech at your wedding.
405
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,976
So Brian and I are down in Mexico,
406
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,311
and, as usual, he doesn't have
any cash on him.
407
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,713
That's probably why your parents
408
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,514
are paying for all this, right, Evan?
409
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:46,149
Wait, hold on. Evan?
410
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,417
Why am I gay in this?
411
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,752
Ah, it's the end of the show.
412
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:50,254
We sometimes do something silly here.
413
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,902
So, now that you got me back
as a friend,
414
00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:01,738
what are all the great things
you have planned for us?
415
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:04,641
Uh... we could... go see a movie.
416
00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:07,411
Oh, a movie. That's a great idea.
417
00:20:07,445 --> 00:20:08,912
You know what'll get me out
of this funk?
418
00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,581
The Equalizer 2.
419
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:12,482
Okay. All right, fine.
420
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:13,650
I got... I got nothing.
421
00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:14,918
Exactly.
422
00:20:14,953 --> 00:20:16,253
And you were such a jealous little bitch
423
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:18,956
that you had to ruin the one
friendship I really cared about.
424
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,124
You're just a big jerk and I hate you,
425
00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,260
and there's nothing you can do
to make up for it.
426
00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:24,528
Fine.
427
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:26,430
Maybe I'll just go out
and get some ice cream.
428
00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:27,831
Ice cream?
429
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,099
I like ice cream.
430
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,035
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's more of a bigger kid thing.
431
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:34,438
No, no, no! No. I've had
ice cream, like, six times.
432
00:20:34,472 --> 00:20:36,073
All right, come on, let's go.
433
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:39,943
You know, Brian, I'm starting to think
434
00:20:39,978 --> 00:20:42,946
we're going to get through
our... Rocky Road.
435
00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:49,786
We had a lot of laughs tonight,
436
00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:51,622
but let's remember the important thing:
437
00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:53,790
you can't put a price on your happiness,
438
00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:56,293
which is why I have: it's $6,000.
439
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:59,229
See you in Fort Myers, probably.
440
00:20:59,264 --> 00:21:02,780
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