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♪ ♪
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LES: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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LES: ♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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LES: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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LES: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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- Synced and corrected by MementMori -
- Re-synced by darthfrede -
www.addic7ed.com
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[GUNSHOTS]
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All right.
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Thanks for comin' in today
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to discuss your daughter's
behavior, m'kay.
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Exactly what kind of trouble
is Shelley in, Mr. Mackey?
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Well, unfortunately, we found out
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our playground monitor has
been accepting favors
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to look the other way
at recess and, uh...
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your daughter sent him an
inappropriate picture.
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of her butthole, m'kay.
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Her butthole? Shelley!
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Why would the recess monitor
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want a picture of my
daughter's butthole?!
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We've been having a lot
of issues at the school
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with kids vaping lately,
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and they bribe the recess monitor
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however they can.
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Jesus Christ!
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How much worse can
things get around here?!
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M'kay, but... but there
is good news, m'kay.
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We had the picture analyzed,
and it turns out it was
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actually just a picture
of a dog's butthole,
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m'kay, that your daughter
claimed was hers.
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M'kay, there it is... a
little fur right there.
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Seriously? Dog's butthole?
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That's what we're doing now, huh?
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There's not enough bad
things in the world?
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We get called into school,
here's a dog's butthole for ya.
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That's what it's all come to, Shelley!?
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I'm over it, Sharon.
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I am seriously over it.
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Don't you wanna just start over?
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Go back to simpler times?
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What do you mean?
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I've had it... school shootings,
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pieces of shit taking
Ambien and tweeting,
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priests raping kids, and somehow...
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I'm not laughing anymore.
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Let's do it, Sharon, what
I've always talked about.
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Let's get outta here.
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Go buy a farm and live off the land.
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Are you being serious?
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I've never been more serious.
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[HORN HONKS]
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Hey, the lights green!
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Shut up, Nelson!
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Let's move out to the country.
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Go back to simple living
when things mattered,
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like hard work and tegridy.
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How will we make a living?
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By growing things
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and selling what we make with our hands.
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We can do this, Sharon.
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It's time.
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- _
- ♪ This ol' world is gettin' to me ♪
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♪ There's just no trust, no tegridy ♪
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♪ So, I loaded up the kids,
took my wife by the arm ♪
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♪ And I moved on out
to a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Now it's early to bed, early to rise ♪
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♪ The crops are plowed,
and it's no surprise ♪
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♪ City folks are fightin',
and I don't give a darn ♪
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♪ Darn ♪
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♪ Cause I make my livin'
on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I gotta drive the tractor,
gotta cut the grass ♪
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♪ Chut-chut goes the baler
like it's never gonna last ♪
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♪ There's food in the kitchen,
and there's bud in the barn ♪
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♪ Barn ♪
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♪ That's life livin'
on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck ♪
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♪ Country music, listin' shit ♪
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♪ We've got tegridy to keep us warm ♪
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♪ That's what you get
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna stay
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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- Shit...
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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So, just like that?
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Your parents sold your
house and everything?
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Yeah, it takes me like an hour
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to get to school now. It sucks.
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All because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor
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to let her vape during recess.
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Why would your sister want
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to get addicted to those things?
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Well your little brother
does it too, Kyle.
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What are you talking about?
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You didn't know? The
kindergartners are, like,
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the biggest vapers at this school.
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Vroom, vroom.
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I am a truck!
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Watch out for the monster!
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KYLE: Ike!
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Ike, do you have a vaping pen?!
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Nope.
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Dude! Gimme that!
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Hey! Gimme back my vaporizer!
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What is this?
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Cherry-flavored nicotine?!
Are you joking?
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Aw, come on! All the kids are doing it.
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Yeah! I like lemon flavor!
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I like raspberry!
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Why do you want nicotine?!
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Do you know how hard it
is being a kindergartner?
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We need a break sometimes!
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These things are bad for
you, do you understand?!
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Bad kindergartners!
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Relax, bitch.
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Try some gummy bear surprise.
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[COUGHS]
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All right. Where'd you guys get these?
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[ENGINE IDLING]
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[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
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Mornin', Joe. How's the farmin'?
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Doing good, neighbor.
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Just planted some Purple Skunky Kush.
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Harvested the Super
Hindu Haze last week.
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Well that's fine, Joe, just fine.
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I'm growin' some Green
Willy Stranger myself.
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And the Catatonic Tegridy
Bud is takin' well.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Well, see ya 'round, neighbor!
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So long, Joe!
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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Kindergartners said it's some big kid
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in a trench coat.
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Hey, look!
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KYLE: That's gotta be him.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna tell him if
he sells a vape pen
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to my brother again, I'm
gonna kick his ass!
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Hey, you!
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Oh! Hey, fellas!
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- Butters?!
- What are you guys doin'?
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Butters, are you selling vapes?
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Well, sure! Whatcha lookin' for?!
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I've got strawberry,
vanilla, tropical passion...
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- What?!
- Tropical passion.
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It's like mango and kiwi.
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Butters, you understand this stuff is
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an epidemic at our school?!
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Yeah, and at five bucks a
pop, we're gonna be rich!
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Butters, this is for Kyle.
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Oof!
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Randy, I think we need to have a talk.
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No time to talk.
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The agricultural inspector's
about to drop by.
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Once we get certified from him,
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we can start selling like a real farm.
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Have patience, wife.
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Soon our fortunes will change.
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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Ooh, that must be him now!
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Yes, I'm with the State testing board.
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Is this... Tegridy Farms?
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Name's right there on
the sign. Come on back!
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So, with this Vestin device,
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I can check not only the THC
levels in your product,
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but also detect any impurities
and give you a final score
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based on overall chemical makeup.
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Yep.
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That's good shit.
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Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend.
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- [INHALES]
- [BUBBLING]
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Yep. That's good shit.
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Now what about the Tegridy Jungle Bud?
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Let's test it out.
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- [INHALES]
- [BUBBLING]
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- Whoa.
- Yeah?
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- Whoa.
- Yeeeah?!
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I don't know what tegridy is,
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but that is some good shit!
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All right!
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♪ Five, five dollar ♪
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♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪
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[DOOR RATTLES]
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Butters?!
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- Why'd you punch me, Eric?!
- I had to!
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I thought we were partners!
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Butters, next time when
Kyle walks up to you
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and says "Are you selling vape stuff,"
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You say, "No, I am not, Kyle."
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You punched me in the face!
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Butters, we have to be
extra cautious right now
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or else we're... hang on, hang on...
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[GROANS]
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[STRAINS] Hang on.
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Hang on.
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- [SPLASH]
- [SIGHS]
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Okay, we have to be extra
cautious, Butters.
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The whole operation is in
a period of transition.
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- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- What's that supposed to mean?!
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In case you haven't noticed,
we're falling behind.
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We haven't sold enough product
to pay off our overhead.
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The people I bought from are on my ass!
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Everything costs money, Butters.
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The pens, the juice, even
that jacket I got you.
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We can't start getting sloppy
now. Do you understand?
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Well, I don't know how this means
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you can go and punch me in the face...
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Everything will make sense,
Butters, I told you.
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Just stick with the plan, okay?
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Did you know that
vaping is way healthier
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than smoking cigarettes?
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♪ ♪
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All right, everyone!
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Who's ready for some
farm-to-table supper?!
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We've got some hemp milk here...
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hemp-oil and vinegar bruschetta...
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some hemp seed tabouli.
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And guess what the
napkins are made from?
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[HORN HONKS]
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Oh, wonder who that could be.
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Howdy. What can I do ya for?
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Is this Tegridy Farms?
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Yeah, name's right there on the sign.
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Our company is interested
in your product.
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We'd like to do some business with you.
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Really?! Hey, that'd be great!
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What kind of company...
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We're one of the top vape companies
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in the state.
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We'd like to add your
product to our line.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, no. Sorry.
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I don't want my Tegridy Bud
put in those pussy sticks.
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Pussy sticks?
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Yeah, you know... penis pen,
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wussy vape, lady joints.
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Not on my farm, no sirree.
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You got a problem with vaping?!
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It's cleaner and healthier
than traditional smoking!
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That's nice.
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Now, hows about you
take that pussy stick
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and get off my farm before
I shove it up your ass
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and you're blowing mist
out your butthole.
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All right.
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You can be a part of progress
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or you can get run over by it.
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Yeah, whatever.
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All you're doin' is blowin' smoke...
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Sorry, "fruity steam." Pussy.
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What happened to your accent?
257
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,455
Go vape some more, ya fuckin' puss.
258
00:10:08,295 --> 00:10:10,625
You'll be sorry!
259
00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:18,045
♪ ♪
260
00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:21,064
I need to speak with the principal.
261
00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:22,864
Okay. What is it regarding?
262
00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:24,495
I'd rather just talk to him.
263
00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:27,465
Right through there,
you're second in line.
264
00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:30,574
- Oh, hey, Kyle.
- Hi, Kyle!
265
00:10:30,575 --> 00:10:31,935
What are you up to?
266
00:10:31,945 --> 00:10:33,444
You know what I'm up to.
267
00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:34,705
Okay, cool. But come check this out.
268
00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,044
- This is really cool...
- Don't touch me.
269
00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:37,314
- Just come... No, just come see.
- D-D-Don't touch me.
270
00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:38,575
This is really cool.
271
00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:43,754
You know, Kyle, people
all need a way to relax.
272
00:10:43,755 --> 00:10:45,824
And there's no proof that
vaping is that bad for you.
273
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,585
You're selling it to kindergartners!
274
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:49,224
Kindergartners need a break, too, Kyle!
275
00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:51,101
BUTTERS: You know they
took away their nap time.
276
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:53,324
- You're such penises.
- Would you rather
277
00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:54,664
the kindergartners smoke cigarettes?
278
00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,694
Would you rather they
drank?! That's not good!
279
00:10:56,695 --> 00:10:57,995
Kyle! Kyle, Kyle! Okay, okay!
280
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,205
Just please listen, all right?
281
00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:01,504
The truth is... we want out.
282
00:11:01,505 --> 00:11:03,135
Butters and I thought we could
just make some easy money.
283
00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:04,534
but you gotta pay off the sixth graders,
284
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:05,904
then you gotta pay off
the recess monitor
285
00:11:05,905 --> 00:11:06,905
to look the other way.
286
00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:08,205
We're in deep, Kyle.
287
00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:09,774
Just let us sell enough
to get out of debt,
288
00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:11,574
And we will stop, I swear it.
289
00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:13,114
You're so full of shit.
290
00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:15,045
Come on, Kyle. We all make mistakes.
291
00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:16,445
Did you already forget last week?
292
00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:18,754
You know...
293
00:11:18,755 --> 00:11:20,884
Ronan Farrow was here asking about you.
294
00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:23,285
Ronan Farrow? No, he wasn't.
295
00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:25,065
Yes, Kyle. He was right over there!
296
00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:26,724
Just, please, give us two days
297
00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:28,425
to make back the money we need
to get out from under this,
298
00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:30,345
and we will stop. You have my word.
299
00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:33,834
Fine. But no more pushing it
on little kids, you got that?
300
00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,365
Okay. I'll focus my marketing
another direction.
301
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,405
Thank you, Kyle.
302
00:11:44,265 --> 00:11:45,575
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
303
00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:59,324
What ya doin', Joe?
304
00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:02,194
Oh, hey, Randy! We,
uh, we sold the farm.
305
00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:03,794
Just like that, huh?
306
00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:05,764
You gonna let those
people with pussy sticks
307
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,334
take over everything?
308
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,865
Yeah. They paid us great!
309
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,974
My wife and I are gonna move to Maui!
310
00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:12,174
Oh.
311
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:14,635
Well, I hope you didn't
pack your tegridy.
312
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:20,145
'Cause clearly... your
tegridy ain't goin'.
313
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,215
[DOOR CREAKS]
314
00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,985
Are you still here?
315
00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:31,654
I-I didn't know chickens
wore suspenders.
316
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:33,725
Agh.
317
00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:37,364
♪ ♪
318
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,834
[EXAGGERATED YAWN]
Man, am I feeling tired!
319
00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,765
All this hard work at school?
320
00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:45,685
Yeah! I wish I had a little pick-me-up!
321
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:48,135
Something fresh and fruity
to go with my lunch!
322
00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:50,505
Just stop. It's so obvious
what you guys are doing.
323
00:12:50,515 --> 00:12:52,444
It sounds so great right now!
324
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:55,384
Can anyone help with some
fun, fruity flavors?
325
00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:56,885
[RUMBLING, CEMENT CRUMBLING]
326
00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:01,485
Oh, yeah!
327
00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:05,085
Hey, guys, it's the Vaping Man!
328
00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:07,455
What are you doing here, Vaping Man?
329
00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:10,264
I'm here to offer my fun, fruity flavors
330
00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:12,025
in a refreshing mist.
331
00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:14,665
Vaping? Hey, that's bad for you.
332
00:13:14,785 --> 00:13:17,105
Vaping's only for cool kids.
333
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:19,534
Can I talk to you for a second?
334
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:20,904
Sure, Kyle. What is this about?
335
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,285
Can I talk to you over here?
336
00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:23,845
Well, of course.
337
00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:27,274
What did I say about
pushing it on little kids?
338
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,744
How is this pushing it
on little kids, Kyle?
339
00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:30,384
Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!
340
00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:31,525
It's marketing!
341
00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:33,354
Kyle, we have to make the
money to pay off our dealer.
342
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,915
How else are we supposed to do it?
343
00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:37,105
All right, how much do
you owe the dealer?
344
00:13:37,355 --> 00:13:39,525
- Why?
- How much?
345
00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:46,125
Isn't this great, Stan?
346
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,734
Living off the land.
347
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:49,295
No, it sucks. I hate this.
348
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:50,635
I wanna go back home.
349
00:13:50,765 --> 00:13:52,905
Well, you see that? We're talkin' now.
350
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:55,504
When was the last time we
really talked like this?
351
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:58,204
I hate you so much.
352
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,444
I think we're having a
breakthrough moment.
353
00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:02,985
I want to give you something, son.
354
00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,814
Something I made that
I want you to have.
355
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:07,585
- It's a hemp hat.
- No.
356
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,265
Come on. Let's just see how it fits.
357
00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:10,325
Please, no.
358
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,454
Here just... just look. Just try it.
359
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:15,595
[SPIN DOCTORS' "TWO PRINCES" PLAYS]
♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪
360
00:14:17,145 --> 00:14:18,304
- ♪ One, two ♪
- Whoa.
361
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,125
♪ Princes kneel before you ♪
362
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,264
♪ That's what I said, now ♪
363
00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:24,635
♪ Princes ♪
364
00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:27,104
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
365
00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:28,134
- [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
- There you go,
366
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,265
and thanks for shopping at Big Vape.
367
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,474
[DOOR BUZZES, DOORBELL JINGLES]
368
00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:35,914
CARTMAN: That's him.
369
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:36,985
That's my guy.
370
00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:39,184
There you are. You got my money?
371
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:40,315
Kyle.
372
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,884
Look, my friend is very stupid
373
00:14:42,885 --> 00:14:45,084
and should have never gone
into business with you.
374
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,224
Who are you?
375
00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:48,024
I'm just seeing if I can
help settle things.
376
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:49,085
You probably don't realize it,
377
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,594
but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
378
00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:52,794
Look, I'm just filling a job
379
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,464
that somebody else
would fill, all right?
380
00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:56,795
Okay, look, this is the
money I've saved up
381
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:58,034
from my past three birthdays.
382
00:14:58,035 --> 00:14:59,434
Can we call this even and end it?
383
00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:00,834
Aw, come on, man.
384
00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:02,734
I don't want to take
your birthday money.
385
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,774
Whoa. Hey, dude.
386
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,274
Why is there a dead hooker next to you?
387
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:06,604
- What?
- What?
388
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,615
Dude, that is a dead hooker.
What are you doing with it?
389
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:09,705
I'm calling the cops!
390
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,044
You just put that dead hooker there.
391
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,214
Cartman, what are you doing?
392
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,385
There's a dead hooker at
the vape store! There!
393
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,054
- Ow!
- Oh, shit!
394
00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,755
- [SIREN WAILS]
- Get the vaporizers and the cash!
395
00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:19,724
- Get the cash, Kyle!
- W-What... What are you doing?
396
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:21,754
- Just get the... Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow!
- What?!
397
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,985
Cartman get the stuff and the cash!
398
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,095
Ronan Farrow, Kyle! We
got to get out of here!
399
00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,664
Bless us, Lord, and our
little cannabis farm.
400
00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:32,364
And may we always keep our tegridy.
401
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,565
Amen.
402
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,835
So, how was everyone's day?
403
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,735
Uh, well, not great.
404
00:15:38,745 --> 00:15:41,205
Uh, Stan got caught with a vaping pen.
405
00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:43,865
With a what?!
406
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:44,965
You know, those little pen and
407
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:46,314
cartridge things with the mist?
408
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,445
Stan had a vape pen?
409
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:48,744
You had a fucking vaping...
410
00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:50,745
Get up to your room right now!
411
00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:54,785
Way to underreact, Sharon!
412
00:15:56,295 --> 00:15:57,724
Where did you get this?
413
00:15:57,725 --> 00:16:00,394
It's not mine. I took it
from a kindergartner.
414
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:01,894
Yeah, right.
415
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,325
My own son using a pussy stick.
416
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:07,234
Don't you know what these things
are doing to our way of life?
417
00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:09,104
I've had enough!
418
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:10,204
What are you gonna do?
419
00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:12,034
You think I'm just gonna stand around
420
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,904
while they destroy my family?
421
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,844
We've worked this farm and this land
422
00:16:15,845 --> 00:16:17,814
for over four days.
423
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,944
I'm not about to let some vape queens
424
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,985
take it all away from us.
425
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,220
♪ ♪
426
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,960
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
427
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,869
Oh, hello, Kyle!
428
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,330
Mr. Mackey, I need to talk to you
429
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,969
about some things going on at school.
430
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,900
M'kay. Like what?
431
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,239
Oh, hi, Kyle!
432
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,380
Hey, Kyle!
433
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,839
We were just talking to the counsellor
434
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,979
about some college opportunities.
435
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,110
What are you doing here?
436
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,779
You know what I'm doing here!
437
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,800
Okay, well, we really
should talk first, Kyle.
438
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,349
No. Mr. Mackey, there's a big
operation going on at the school.
439
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,876
Kyle, things have changed.
You need to listen.
440
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,939
- Things are getting out of control...
- Kyle, Kyle, just one minute.
441
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,736
- ... and you need to know what's going on!
- You want to hear this. You need to hear this!
442
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,989
- What?!
- We'll be right back, Mr. Mackey.
443
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,060
M'kay!
444
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,189
Let go of me!
445
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,180
- Kyle, listen. It's bad.
- What's bad?
446
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,826
The guy we tried to
frame at the vape shop.
447
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,079
He was the one who the sixth
graders got their shit from.
448
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,780
The sixth graders are
pissed at us, Kyle.
449
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,299
We have to break into the vape shop
450
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,239
and steal enough stuff to
make the sixth graders happy.
451
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,139
You guys decided to beat up the dealer.
452
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,060
Yeah, but the sixth graders
know you were there!
453
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,039
- How?
- 'Cause Eric told them!
454
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,879
We are all in this together, Kyle!
455
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,040
We got to rob the vape shop,
456
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:20,780
and then we can put this all behind us.
457
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,179
Please, Kyle, we still
got to pay people off.
458
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:26,319
[RUMBLING]
459
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,189
Oh, yeah!
460
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:31,020
Hey, bitches! Where's my
motherfuckin' money?
461
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,390
- Run!
- Aah!
462
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,359
[ROBERT TEPPER'S "NO
EASY WAY OUT" PLAYS]
463
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:41,769
♪ ♪
464
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:45,469
♪ We're not indestructible ♪
465
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:49,279
♪ Baby, better get that straight ♪
466
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,740
♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪
467
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,149
♪ How you give in to the hands of fate ♪
468
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:59,480
["TWO PRINCES" PLAYS] ♪ One,
two, princes kneel before you ♪
469
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,490
♪ That's what I said ♪
470
00:18:00,491 --> 00:18:03,789
[MUSIC STOPS, CRICKETS CHIRPING]
471
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,290
Randy, where are you going?
472
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,380
Gonna go fight for my children's future.
473
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,200
[TRACTOR ENGINE RUMBLING]
474
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:19,870
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
475
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:23,780
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
476
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,829
All right, you bunch of
vape-smoking pussies.
477
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,799
[CONVERSATIONS STOP]
478
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,820
You try and take my way of life?
479
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,949
Time to show you some tegridy.
480
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:38,189
Tegridy? What's tegridy?
481
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,399
- ["TWO PRINCES" RESUMES]
- Yeah!
482
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400
Ow!
483
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,129
Ouch! Hey!
484
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:46,160
Hyah! Hyah!
485
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,199
Owie!
486
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,260
Get your stupid mist out
of my fucking face!
487
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:55,109
Hey! I like to vape.
488
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,639
You think I'm a pussy?
489
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,920
Yup.
490
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,210
Ow!
491
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,110
Wow. You're so smart to
think of a siphon, Kyle!
492
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,140
Just shut up and keep pumping.
493
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,890
What are you kids doing?
494
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,319
Aw, shit!
495
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,659
You little hoodlums break
in through the window?
496
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,859
I ought to break your little legs!
497
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,399
I don't think so.
498
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,460
Mr. Marsh.
499
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:24,299
Just what the Sam hell
you boys doing here?
500
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,660
All right, listen.
501
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,760
I should have talked to an
adult from the beginning.
502
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,500
- Kyle, what are you doing?
- There are these three
503
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,809
big vaping syndicates at our school,
504
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,539
- and these guys are one of them.
- Kyle, no, no, no, no.
505
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,679
They had someone buying
stuff from here for them,
506
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,020
and then they sold it to kids.
507
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,349
Okay, Kyle, I'm calling Ronan Farrow.
508
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,279
The sixth graders, these
guys, and Becky Thompson
509
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,230
are all at each other for
control of the playground.
510
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,219
Hello, Ronan? Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey.
511
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,719
I was going to tell an adult, but
these guys said they'd stop.
512
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,020
So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well,
you're right about him.
513
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,489
It's good you came clean, son.
514
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,229
It shows that you've got...
515
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,080
[SLOW-MO SCREAM]
516
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,630
Didn't your mommy teach you
517
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,839
it doesn't pay to mess with progress?
518
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,839
Yeah. She taught me somethin' else, too.
519
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,980
If you're gonna fight for your tegridy,
520
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,440
don't forget to bring a towel.
521
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,310
Vape on this, bitch!
522
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,019
[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
523
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,349
- Yeah!
- [GRUNTING]
524
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,650
Take that, stupid vaping!
525
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,759
[BODY THUDS]
526
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,020
[VALVES SQUEAK, MIST HISSES]
527
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,500
Move it, boys! Come on! Go, go, go!
528
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,420
_
529
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,249
[RUMBLING]
530
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,750
[MIST HISSES]
531
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:53,700
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
532
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,520
[GLASS SHATTERS]
533
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,460
[EXPLOSION]
534
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,599
Does this mean we're out of
the vaping business, fellas?
535
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,670
[SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
536
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:11,609
♪ It's in you ♪
537
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,709
♪ It's in me ♪
538
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:17,640
♪ A little somethin' called Tegridy ♪
539
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,419
Well, shit.
540
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,619
Looks like we made it
to another sunrise.
541
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,989
Oh, God. This is just gonna
get worse, isn't it?
542
00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:30,059
Yup, son. I think the
fight's just startin'.
543
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,989
Farmers like us are under attack.
544
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:36,099
Yupper. We gots a lot of work to do.
545
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,929
We can't let 'em take
what makes us special.
546
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:42,820
Tegridy Weed from Tegridy Farms.
547
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,920
Made with a little Colorado tegridy.
548
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,084
Comin' soon to a dispensary near you.
549
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,860
- Synced and corrected by MementMori -
- Re-synced by darthfrede -
www.addic7ed.com
550
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:58,165
- [INHALES]
- [BUBBLING]
551
00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:02,255
- Whoa.
- Yeah?
552
00:22:02,265 --> 00:22:04,364
- Whoa.
- Yeeeah?!
553
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,464
I don't know what tegridy is,
554
00:22:06,465 --> 00:22:08,964
but that is some good shit!
555
00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:10,435
All right!