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Last season on
"Legends of Tomorrow"...
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We have the six totems,
but you can't fight
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what you can't see. What
if the only way to kill
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Mallus is to let him out?
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- Guys, we did it!
- My father's Time Stone.
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He died to give you a second chance.
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Don't waste it.
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Whose brilliant idea was
it to let an ancient demon
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out of his bloody cage?
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Well, you opened a door, love,
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and Mallus wasn't the
only thing that got out.
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[UNICORN WHINNIES]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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REPORTER: The newest musical sensation
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to cross the Atlantic...
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A group of young men from Liverpool
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who call themselves the Beatles
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have just arrived at JFK.
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The Beatles.
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That's B-E-A-T,
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because that's the
way they keep the beat.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
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Hey, Z, if you had to sleep with one,
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which one would it be?
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How can you even tell them apart?
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Well, Paul's the cute one,
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George is the quiet
one, there's Ringo...
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Never met an Englishman
I haven't wanted to
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punch in the face.
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Relax, Mick,
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if it wasn't for the British Invasion,
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there would be no Rolling Stones,
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no Led Zep,
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no Black Sabbath.
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- Black Sabbath.
- Yup.
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Well, then we... We need to protect
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these mopheads from whatever's
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- screwing up history.
- That's right, Mick.
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So, Gideon sent us
on a wild goose chase.
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This event in history is playing out
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exactly as it should.
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[BLAST]
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The British are coming!
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The British are coming!
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Interesting fact: the
real Paul Revere didn't
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actually say... Oh, my
God, it's Paul Revere!
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- I got this.
- Who are you people?
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Where am I? Why are all
those women screaming?
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And now for the midnight
ride of Ray Revere.
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[WHISTLES] Sorry.
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Nate Revere to the rescue.
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Now ring the alarm back in 1775.
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I got a country to save, suckers!
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See ya back on the ship, Nate.
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The British are coming!
The British are coming!
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Whoo!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
- Re-synced by darthfrede -
www.addic7ed.com
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[ENGINE WHOOSHING]
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[BLOWING RASPBERRY]
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Geez, who died?
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Oh, come on.
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We just met the Beatles
and saved Fourth of July.
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No, it's cool; it's just all becoming...
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I don't know. Old hat.
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Yeah, we did spend all of
last night year returning
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displaced people to their
proper place in history.
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Four years doing the same old crap.
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Yeah, I'm beginning to think
Wally had the right idea...
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Taking time off, clearing
his head, traveling the world.
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Speaking of the same old crap,
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isn't that what he did last year?
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Look, all I know is,
Constantine promised us new,
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mysterious monsters, so
where they all hiding?
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I'm confused.
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We are all happy that there
was only one dragon, right?
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We don't want to be fighting
werewolves in the Alamo.
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Eh.
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Well, it would be good for our ratings.
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- What ratings?
- Oh, you don't know?
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The Time Bureau rates
all their employees.
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But don't worry. We have
a few dedicated fans.
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Yeah, Gary doesn't count.
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Who gives a damn about Time Pig ratings?
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I want dragons.
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What is wrong with you guys?
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Don't you get it? Constantine was wrong.
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Our crazy plan to let Mallus out worked.
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Finally, we're not screw-ups
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forced to clean up our own mess.
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For once in our lives,
we are actual heroes.
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Captain, I'm receiving a communiqué
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from Director Sharpe.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Put her on, Gideon.
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[HOLOGRAM BLIPS]
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Captain Lance,
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I would like you and your team to report
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to the Time Bureau immediately.
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Copy that.
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Gideon, set a course for Star City...
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I'm not talking about our
field office, Miss Lance.
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I meant our Time Bureau
Headquarters in D.C.
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Over and out.
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[HOLOGRAM BLIPS]
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Dammit!
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Who told Ava about the dragon?
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[ENGINE ROARS]
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You sure that you can't tell
us what all this is about?
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Oh, I'd love to, but the
boss-lady will kill me.
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Mick.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Talk.
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I can't. Director Sharpe said...
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Whatever Ava threatened is nothing
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compared to what I'm about to do to you.
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You told her about the
dragon head, didn't you, Gary?
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- What? No.
- Did Constantine
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- get you to squeal?
- I wish.
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We looked; there are no more monsters.
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- This isn't what you think.
- [SIGHS]
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Then what the hell is it?
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ALL: Surprise!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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On behalf of the Time Bureau,
I would like to recognize
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Captain Lance and her crew for
fixing the final Anachronism.
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Congratulations!
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[CLICKS]
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What does that even mean?
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Well, it means that...
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[CLEARS THROAT] Paul Revere was
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the final crack in the timeline.
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You, my friends, fixed history.
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- The same history we broke.
- Just take the win.
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I don't want your stinking medal.
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There's an open bar.
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Where?
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Sorry, Sara, I know you
don't like surprises, but...
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I like this one.
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Now I was thinking maybe
you could give me a tour
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of the Headquarters, Director Sharpe.
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[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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Gee, I really wonder how
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she managed to escape
from the Time Bureau.
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Yeah...
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I mean... I mean, if I had to...
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If I had to guess,
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I'd probably say that
someone must have given Nora
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her dead father's Time Stone.
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And furthermore, that
someone must have done it
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in hopes that she would
turn over a new leaf in life.
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Sounds like that someone
forgot about Nora's serious
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lack of ethics... around
a murder, for one...
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But that someone must have had
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a really big heart to
give her a second chance.
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You're a good guy, Ray Palmer.
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[AIR WHOOSHING]
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- Okay, I gotta go.
- No, no, no...
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Yes, I gotta get back to the ship.
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The Legends aren't used
to being on furlough.
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Come on, they will
be fine for one night.
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Besides, I was hoping that you
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and your team would be
spending more time here in 2018.
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But mostly, you know...
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You, with me...
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In this apartment.
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Ava Sharpe.
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Are you trying to make
a kept woman out of me?
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[GASPS] What? No! I wouldn't dare.
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I'm... just...
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saying that, you know,
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since you fixed all the Anachronisms
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maybe you wouldn't mind being kept,
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just part of the time.
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It would be fun to come home to you.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, that was stupid.
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You just got back into
town, and here I am hitching
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the old U-Haul to the
back of the Subaru.
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- It was stupid.
- [LAUGHS] No, no.
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Hey, it wasn't that. I'm...
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I'm just thinking and...
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I'm ready to take the next step.
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I...
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am ready
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to be a partially kept woman.
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Yes! [GIGGLES] Come here.
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Mm. Mm!
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Okay, so why don't you, uh, rustle us up
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another bottle of champagne,
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and let's make this thing official.
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- That, I can do.
- Yeah?
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[CORK POPS]
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[LIGHTER CLICKS]
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Hello, John.
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You know, tonight really isn't
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a night for celebration, Sara.
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The darkness, it's rising.
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What are you doing? And
what does that even mean?
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Mallus wasn't the
only prisoner to escape
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when you decided to pull back
the veil between our worlds.
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And yet for the past five months,
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the Timeline has been quiet.
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If you wanted to come and see me,
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all you had to do was ask.
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Five months is a blink of an eye
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for an immortal monster.
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Look, this is your bloody mess, Sara,
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so stop playing
tiddlywinks with the missus
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and get ready for the
fight that's coming.
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What if this is who I am now?
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Really?
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[WHISTLES] This is who you are?
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Fuzzy throws and fluffy pink slippers?
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I like my pink fluffy slippers.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, reunion's over.
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Time to go.
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[MURMURS INCANTATIONS]
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What am I looking at?
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The knuckle bones of a
martyred saint, obviously.
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They act as a divining rod
able to detect the presence
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of beings not belonging to our world.
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My team spent the last five
months scouring the Timeline
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for another one of
your mystical creatures.
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You wanna know what we found? Nothing.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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[BONES CLINK]
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, everything is great.
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- I was just telling Sara...
- About an exorcism
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that he has to do
tomorrow in Georgetown.
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It's really nothing you
wanna hear before bedtime.
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Come back again soon now, John.
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Don't be shy about that doorbell.
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I'll be seeing you around, Sharpie.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[SIGHS]
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Should I be worried about
your ex-lover breaking
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into my apartment, or...
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Well, I thought that...
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this was our apartment.
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[SIGHS] You are smooth.
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Don't forget the bubbly.
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[BONES CLACKING]
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[SIGHS] Bollocks.
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Mick, what are you still doing here?
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Machine's still spinning,
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and I'm still standing.
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You know what? Hook me
up with one of those.
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Now that we fixed our last Anachronism,
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it's only a matter of
time before the Bureau
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puts us out to pasture, which blows,
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because being a Legend was
the only thing I was good at.
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Well, speak for yourself.
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I was a great criminal.
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At least we got these cool medals.
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Actually, the medal has
to remain top secret,
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because no one can
know about time travel,
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so I'll just take these
back now for safe-keeping...
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00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:56,261
What do you say you and
I find some real action?
261
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,698
Mick, I am 100% down.
262
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,601
Ooh! I'll come with.
263
00:11:00,604 --> 00:11:02,471
[GROWLS]
264
00:11:04,692 --> 00:11:07,092
[GLASS SHATTERS]
265
00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,790
I could have just called us an Uber.
266
00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,353
You ready to steal something, pretty?
267
00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:17,589
Um... [BLOWS RASPBERRY] yeah.
268
00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:18,840
I could do some light theft.
269
00:11:18,843 --> 00:11:20,559
What is this, spring break?
270
00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:22,060
I'm talking about a felony.
271
00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:24,396
- Now get in!
- You know what, Mick?
272
00:11:24,398 --> 00:11:26,198
If we're gonna rob a
house, we really should
273
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,333
make sure there's stuff
in there worth stealing.
274
00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:30,569
And I think I know
just the neighborhood.
275
00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:35,407
[TIRES SQUEAL]
276
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:42,084
Mick, wait, wait, wait!
You are so aggressive.
277
00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:44,721
Why don't you look for a spare key?
278
00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,932
- Good spotting, pretty.
- Yeah.
279
00:11:46,935 --> 00:11:49,168
I'm a real criminal mastermind.
280
00:11:50,925 --> 00:11:55,694
[TENSE MUSIC]
281
00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:57,329
[DOOR CLICKS]
282
00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:02,650
Bingo.
283
00:12:07,675 --> 00:12:09,107
[GUN COCKS]
284
00:12:11,278 --> 00:12:13,178
Yes, I'd like to report a robbery.
285
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,236
You will do nothing of the sort.
286
00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:19,283
Oh, Nate, it is so good to see you!
287
00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:21,275
What the hell is going on here?
288
00:12:21,278 --> 00:12:24,733
Um, Mick... these are my parents.
289
00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:28,593
I am Dorothy Heywood;
you can call me Dot. Hi.
290
00:12:28,595 --> 00:12:30,924
And uh, this is my dad, Hank.
291
00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:33,198
Henry Heywood.
292
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,701
And I believe one of
my great grandmother's
293
00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:39,338
silver candlesticks has
found its way into your coat.
294
00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:44,541
Oh, you have exquisite
taste in silver, Mr....
295
00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:46,486
Rory. Mick Rory,
296
00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:49,185
of the Central City Rorys.
297
00:12:49,188 --> 00:12:50,554
We didn't mean to scare you, Mom.
298
00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:51,884
I thought you'd be up
by Martha's Vineyard
299
00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:52,855
this time of year.
300
00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:54,718
Oh, we were! But your father just took
301
00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:57,289
a very exciting job at the Pentagon.
302
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,229
We'll... we'll get going, right, Mick?
303
00:12:59,232 --> 00:13:01,713
- Good idea.
- Don't be ridiculous.
304
00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:05,396
Mr. Rory, do you like sandwiches?
305
00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:06,631
Bet your ass, I do ma'am.
306
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,033
Wonderful, then, um,
307
00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:10,569
I'm gonna fix you boys
a little midnight snack.
308
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:13,705
You too, Henry; you're one of the boys.
309
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:17,009
[SNORING]
310
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,877
Gary, wake up!
311
00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,545
[GLASS CLANGING]
312
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:23,315
I got a hunch there might be
a monster loose in history.
313
00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:26,218
Like the dragon you made me
not tell Director Sharpe about?
314
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,387
Exactly.
315
00:13:28,389 --> 00:13:29,454
[SIGHS]
316
00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:31,523
[BLIPS]
317
00:13:31,525 --> 00:13:32,758
No.
318
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,960
The Timeline's only showing a few burps.
319
00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:37,496
This is the only significant one.
320
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:40,065
What if there's a creature
that no one's noticed yet?
321
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,100
The only way people
wouldn't notice a monster is
322
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:44,136
if it was hiding.
323
00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:46,805
Or if they were on drugs.
324
00:13:46,807 --> 00:13:48,205
I'm gonna go check it out.
325
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,275
- Ooh, I'll come with!
- Nope.
326
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:52,815
But if you're going back to
1969, you're gonna need...
327
00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:54,718
Your time courier.
328
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:56,755
[SIGHS]
329
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:01,588
Going somewhere, Raymond?
330
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,423
And don't give me any of that
331
00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:06,658
routine maintenance
on the jumpship crap.
332
00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:08,608
Yeah, no. I wouldn't do that.
333
00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:12,631
I... I had Gideon
monitor the Time Bureau.
334
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:15,634
Someone over there pulled up
unusual activity in Woodstock,
335
00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:17,869
- 1969.
- You think it's Nora,
336
00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,938
and if the Time Bureau finds her first,
337
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,941
she's going to tell them you're
the one who helped her escape.
338
00:14:22,943 --> 00:14:25,565
Ray, I'm not going to let
you get on that jumpship.
339
00:14:25,568 --> 00:14:26,741
But...
340
00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:29,807
- Not without me.
- Oh, good.
341
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,509
I was not looking forward to dealing
342
00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:33,546
with those hippies on my own.
343
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,588
What's a hippie?
344
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,223
["GOING UP THE COUNTRY" BY CANNED HEAT]
345
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,724
♪ I'm goin' up the country ♪
346
00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:43,528
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
347
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,525
♪ I'm goin' up the country ♪
348
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:49,234
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
349
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:52,580
♪ I'm goin' to some place
where I've never been before ♪
350
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,439
Give peace a chance.
351
00:14:54,441 --> 00:14:57,042
Together, we can end the war in Vietnam.
352
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,444
[CHUCKLES] Hey!
353
00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:01,613
Yeah, this place is groovy.
354
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,850
So, tell me, why would
Nora Time Stone to the least
355
00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:07,252
- evil event in history?
- Well, who knows?
356
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:10,322
Maybe she's turning over
a new, non-evil leaf,
357
00:15:10,324 --> 00:15:12,524
inspired by yours truly.
358
00:15:12,526 --> 00:15:13,877
Right.
359
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,060
- All right.
- What is that?
360
00:15:16,063 --> 00:15:18,663
Oh, it's my old trusty
Eagle Scout compass.
361
00:15:18,665 --> 00:15:20,799
I thought we could locate
the epicenter of the temporal
362
00:15:20,801 --> 00:15:22,200
disturbance the old-fashioned way.
363
00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:24,803
- It sounds like a blast, Ray.
- Yeah!
364
00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:28,607
197, 198, 199...
365
00:15:28,609 --> 00:15:31,810
Sorry, Ray. Looks like
Nora's in the wind.
366
00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:33,512
What is that?
367
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,375
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
368
00:15:38,385 --> 00:15:43,922
What is that? Ray!
369
00:15:43,924 --> 00:15:45,423
It's beautiful.
370
00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:48,293
It's like some sort
of magical pixie goo.
371
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,562
No, not that. That!
372
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:55,600
Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
oh my God, oh my God!
373
00:15:55,602 --> 00:15:59,919
Why? Who would wanna
kill hippies at Woodstock?
374
00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:02,155
Literally ripping people's hearts out!
375
00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:04,911
Now that's the Nora I remember.
376
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:15,264
You certainly can eat
a lot of sandwiches, Mr. Rory.
377
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,266
Where did you get those big muscles?
378
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,402
Prison.
379
00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:22,404
[LAUGHS] What a hoot!
380
00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:24,173
Isn't he a hoot, Henry?
381
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:26,108
He's a real barrel of laughs.
382
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,710
[LAUGHS] Excuse me.
383
00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:33,919
So you just drop in on us
in the middle of the night,
384
00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:36,285
after barely a phone call
for the past two years?
385
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,619
I know, Dad, I'm sorry.
386
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,889
- I've just been busy.
- Busy doing what?
387
00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:43,125
History stuff.
388
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,887
You know, the same stuff
you never took seriously.
389
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:48,030
Maybe that's because
deductive historical
390
00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:52,167
reconstruction isn't
an actual profession!
391
00:16:53,604 --> 00:16:55,170
I'm sorry.
392
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,608
So should I have your mother
just grab her checkbook
393
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,910
now, or would you prefer
your friend here swipe it out
394
00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:04,341
- of her purse on the way out?
- It would be easy either way.
395
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,581
I don't want your money, dad.
396
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:06,848
Then, why are you here?
397
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,484
Honestly, I don't know.
398
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,454
You don't...
399
00:17:10,457 --> 00:17:12,254
We had a name for people like you,
400
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:13,398
- back in my day...
- Oh.
401
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,559
Here comes the big rant
about hippies, go ahead.
402
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,960
To tell the truth, I have nothing
but pity for those people.
403
00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:18,749
Yeah, since when?
404
00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:21,363
Since they were slaughtered
like lambs back in '69.
405
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:23,865
Look, I'm not saying
the Woodstock Massacre
406
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,234
was their fault,
407
00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:27,603
but it wasn't not their fault either.
408
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:29,539
[CLEARS THROAT]
409
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,139
Mom, thanks for the sandwiches!
410
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:32,274
Wha...
411
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,477
There's something wrong with history.
412
00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,448
Not Noras. Hi!
413
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:42,084
Not Nora, not Nora...
414
00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,344
definitely not Nora.
415
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:48,689
Ray, I really don't need
to hear your inner dialogue.
416
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,792
Sorry, I'm just...
I'm... I'm... I'm nervous,
417
00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:54,044
and upset. I mean, how
could she be so heartless?
418
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:55,653
Pun not intended.
419
00:17:55,656 --> 00:17:59,137
Well, her father did give her
over to a demon-loving cult so.
420
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,869
- Nora Darhk is here?
- Sara?
421
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,704
Hey, what are you doing at Woodstock?
422
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,172
Probably the same thing as you are,
423
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:07,142
looking for whatever
is messing with history.
424
00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:10,846
Huh, I think I just
saw Joan Baez talking to
425
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,676
Carlos Santana. Woodstock...
426
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:16,852
- Turns into a massacre.
- Nate! You're here too?
427
00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,867
Yeah, buddy.
428
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,205
Hey. [GRUNTS]
429
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:26,794
- Hey!
- Okay, what is going on?
430
00:18:26,797 --> 00:18:29,325
Woodstock is no longer
remembered as three days of
431
00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:32,401
peace and love, but instead,
the end of the hippie movement.
432
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,216
Reports from survivors
are sketchy at best.
433
00:18:35,219 --> 00:18:37,806
But what they all could agree
upon was there was a series of
434
00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:41,137
grisly murders that ultimately
lead to a deadly stampede
435
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:44,005
when 400,000 kids try to
escape the festival at once.
436
00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:46,715
Yeah, Ray and I just
saw a body in the woods
437
00:18:46,717 --> 00:18:48,684
with a gaping hole in its chest.
438
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:49,985
We think that Nora did it.
439
00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:51,676
- Well, that's a relief.
- It is?
440
00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,388
Yeah, it means we're in the clear.
441
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,891
Look, it's not our fault the
Time Bureau let Nora escape.
442
00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,326
Guys, come check this out.
443
00:18:57,328 --> 00:18:59,127
Don't panic, I left Mick alone here.
444
00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:01,163
He's itching to punch a hippie.
445
00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:03,665
That's not good.
446
00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:08,003
Is that what I think it is?
447
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:11,673
Twilight Sparkle come to life.
448
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:12,984
[WHINNIES]
449
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,376
You're a brony?
450
00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:16,278
Dude, we're brony bros.
451
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,581
- Mick, join the herd!
- Outta my way.
452
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,183
Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
453
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:24,364
Well, it's not a dragon,
but it'll have to do.
454
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:27,422
Mick, hold on, it's not
like it's hurting anyone.
455
00:19:27,424 --> 00:19:29,991
[WHINNIES]
456
00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:33,295
[ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE]
457
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,665
We didn't screw things up
for the better this year.
458
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,534
We screwed things up
for the more magical.
459
00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:41,937
[NICKERS]
460
00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:48,543
It's beautiful!
461
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,015
[DRAMATIC STING]
462
00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:55,633
[SCREAMING]
463
00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:57,152
Oh, my God!
464
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,420
[BODY THUDS]
465
00:19:58,422 --> 00:19:59,488
What!
466
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,424
[GROWLING]
467
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,269
Oh, my God! Is it...
468
00:20:10,271 --> 00:20:12,309
Yup, yup. It's eating her heart.
469
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,073
I'm gonna be sick.
470
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:16,957
[EERIE MUSIC]
471
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,178
- Mick, shoot it.
- Shoot it!
472
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,981
[GRUNTING]
473
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:25,151
Damn horse is fire-proof.
474
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,353
[HISSING]
475
00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:29,755
[NICKERS]
476
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:31,724
[GROANING]
477
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,494
I hate glitter.
478
00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:38,899
[SPUTTERING, GROANING]
479
00:20:40,134 --> 00:20:41,400
Seriously?
480
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:44,003
- Where'd it go?
- Okay, we can fix this
481
00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:45,971
before the Time Bureau
even has to know about it.
482
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:47,440
Oh, really? Can we?
483
00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:49,508
Look, Ava still thinks
of me as the woman
484
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:52,209
who saved the world
last year, and I don't
485
00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:54,846
want her to know that there's a
whole new problem with history.
486
00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:57,216
Yeah, that we basically created.
487
00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:59,952
You go find the unicorn,
488
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,755
and I'll go find Constantine.
489
00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:04,056
Yup.
490
00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:06,058
Every time.
491
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,526
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
492
00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:09,689
[MUTTERING] Somebody
can't read bloody signs.
493
00:21:09,692 --> 00:21:11,964
You don't know that there's
a "do not disturb" sign
494
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,532
on the bloody door?
495
00:21:13,534 --> 00:21:15,234
Sara.
496
00:21:15,236 --> 00:21:18,571
Yeah, uh... I can't
talk right now, love.
497
00:21:18,573 --> 00:21:21,307
I've got a threesome
that's about to pop off
498
00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:23,442
in here with some contortionists.
499
00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:26,045
You were right.
500
00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:28,347
Ah.
501
00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:29,915
What was that now?
502
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,517
You were right!
503
00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:34,720
There's a magical creature
at Woodstock. Now let's go!
504
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:37,323
You know, for someone with
a time traveling machine,
505
00:21:37,325 --> 00:21:39,258
you seem to be in an awful hurry.
506
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,294
John, the unicorn has
already gored two hippies.
507
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,832
- A unicorn?
- Yeah.
508
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:49,468
Well, all right, I'm in.
But first, I need to know,
509
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:53,839
was any of your team
musked by the beast?
510
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,113
If that's what you're calling
511
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:58,042
its sparkle-sauce, then, yeah. Why?
512
00:21:58,045 --> 00:22:03,516
Oh, they're in for one hell of a ride.
513
00:22:03,518 --> 00:22:07,753
[GROANING]
514
00:22:07,755 --> 00:22:10,256
Man, I wish my dad could see us
515
00:22:10,258 --> 00:22:12,892
now, hunting a bloodthirsty
creature through Woodstock.
516
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,423
What's the beef between
you and your old man anyway?
517
00:22:15,426 --> 00:22:16,759
- He hit you?
- No.
518
00:22:16,762 --> 00:22:18,297
- Burn you?
- Nope.
519
00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:21,233
Did he dress up like a clown
and scare the hell out of you?
520
00:22:21,235 --> 00:22:22,968
What the hell, Mick? No.
521
00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:26,005
He was emotionally unavailable
to me when I was growing up.
522
00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:28,107
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
523
00:22:28,109 --> 00:22:29,875
To the whole world,
my dad was this great
524
00:22:29,877 --> 00:22:32,945
larger-than-life guy, but to me,
525
00:22:32,947 --> 00:22:34,580
he was just cold.
526
00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:38,584
Boo-hoo!
527
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:42,922
[EERIE MUSIC BUILDS]
528
00:22:42,924 --> 00:22:44,190
Hank?
529
00:22:44,192 --> 00:22:45,758
What?
530
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,126
I'm not your dad!
531
00:22:47,128 --> 00:22:51,230
Oh, so you're ashamed of me?
532
00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:55,401
I'm sorry I didn't follow
in your footsteps and enlist.
533
00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:58,270
But for your information, I
had a medal pinned to my chest,
534
00:22:58,272 --> 00:23:00,639
only you don't have
the clearance to see it!
535
00:23:00,641 --> 00:23:01,910
What's happening?
536
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,108
What?
537
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,210
Axl?
538
00:23:04,212 --> 00:23:05,544
[SQUEAKING]
539
00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:07,079
I'm getting something off my chest.
540
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,347
And you know what, Hank?
541
00:23:08,349 --> 00:23:10,082
It feels pretty good.
542
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,485
I just wish for once, you
would tell me you're proud of me
543
00:23:13,487 --> 00:23:16,473
no matter what I do with my life.
544
00:23:16,476 --> 00:23:17,767
You know what I'd say?
545
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,511
I love you.
546
00:23:22,392 --> 00:23:24,659
I love you too.
547
00:23:24,662 --> 00:23:27,633
- Really?
- I thought you were dead.
548
00:23:28,636 --> 00:23:31,170
I thought you were dead on the inside.
549
00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,571
[LAUGHS]
550
00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:45,283
♪ I've been waiting for a long time ♪
551
00:23:45,286 --> 00:23:49,622
Ray. Ray, my hand is glowing.
552
00:23:49,624 --> 00:23:51,991
- Can you see it?
- No.
553
00:23:51,993 --> 00:23:54,260
- It looks like your hand.
- No, no.
554
00:23:54,262 --> 00:23:57,463
You gotta open your eyes, man.
555
00:23:57,465 --> 00:24:01,133
[EXHALES] It's all around us.
556
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,002
What is?
557
00:24:03,004 --> 00:24:05,070
Love.
558
00:24:05,072 --> 00:24:09,942
Oh, those hippies had the right idea.
559
00:24:09,944 --> 00:24:12,111
Woodstock is beautiful.
560
00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,046
[GASPS]
561
00:24:15,015 --> 00:24:18,416
- What's wrong, Ray?
- What?
562
00:24:18,419 --> 00:24:23,756
You were hoping to see Nora here.
563
00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:25,658
You like her, Ray-Ray!
564
00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,026
No, no!
565
00:24:27,028 --> 00:24:28,560
I do not like Nora.
566
00:24:28,562 --> 00:24:32,698
Uh-huh, because you love her.
567
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,040
No-o, no!
568
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:37,369
The only reason I ever want
to see Nora Darhk again is
569
00:24:37,371 --> 00:24:39,038
so that I can take
the Time Stone back and
570
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,240
I can lock her up in the Time Bureau.
571
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,741
Oh, my God, she's here!
572
00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:46,045
[CHIMING]
573
00:24:47,982 --> 00:24:49,748
You know, a unicorn is no bloody joke.
574
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:53,285
You might want to get your
ol' girlfriend on the blower.
575
00:24:53,287 --> 00:24:55,254
You didn't tell Director Sharpe
576
00:24:55,256 --> 00:24:57,923
that you let all the
monsters out to play, did you?
577
00:24:57,925 --> 00:24:59,858
Ava and I are in a
great place right now.
578
00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:01,860
Better than great.
579
00:25:01,862 --> 00:25:04,830
In fact, she asked me to move
in with her, and I said yes.
580
00:25:04,832 --> 00:25:08,067
So, why rock the boat unless
it's absolutely necessary?
581
00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:09,868
Because when the boat eventually tips,
582
00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:11,971
- you'll both bloody drown.
- Nice.
583
00:25:11,973 --> 00:25:13,405
I'm just trying to look after you, love.
584
00:25:13,407 --> 00:25:15,908
You and I are similar;
we're both survivors.
585
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:18,310
But our survival comes
at a terrible cost.
586
00:25:18,312 --> 00:25:21,580
Look, you can take it from
a man who's caused nothing
587
00:25:21,582 --> 00:25:23,716
but misery to everyone he's ever loved.
588
00:25:23,718 --> 00:25:26,752
Trust me, end it with
Ava before it's too late.
589
00:25:26,754 --> 00:25:28,587
You ever think that you cause misery
590
00:25:28,589 --> 00:25:32,314
not because of some romantic
"I was born to walk alone" crap,
591
00:25:32,317 --> 00:25:33,859
but because you're an ass
592
00:25:33,861 --> 00:25:35,194
who doesn't know how to trust people?
593
00:25:35,196 --> 00:25:36,628
You know, I trust
594
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:38,630
that people around me get hurt, killed,
595
00:25:38,632 --> 00:25:40,065
or far, far worse...
596
00:25:40,067 --> 00:25:41,645
You think that I'm not scared?
597
00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:43,602
That I don't know grief?
598
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:46,605
I'm not willing to turn my back on life,
599
00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:50,542
because that is exactly
what you're doing, John.
600
00:25:50,544 --> 00:25:53,245
Our friends and family,
they don't make us weaker;
601
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,114
they make us stronger.
602
00:25:56,484 --> 00:25:58,717
You know what you need?
603
00:25:58,719 --> 00:26:02,021
You need to be a part of a team.
604
00:26:06,127 --> 00:26:11,230
♪ ♪
605
00:26:11,232 --> 00:26:12,731
You were saying?
606
00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:16,543
♪ ♪
607
00:26:19,406 --> 00:26:23,640
This is King Solomon's
original grimoire...
608
00:26:23,643 --> 00:26:25,576
The oldest magical
textbook in existence.
609
00:26:25,578 --> 00:26:29,613
Now, if there's a spell
to quell our equine friend,
610
00:26:29,615 --> 00:26:31,248
it'll be in here.
611
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:34,218
Well, not to pressure
you, but the entire fate of
612
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:36,187
the sexual revolution
is in the balance here.
613
00:26:36,189 --> 00:26:38,322
It is my favorite revolution.
614
00:26:38,324 --> 00:26:42,426
- John! Welcome aboard.
- Hey, Ray big-man!
615
00:26:42,428 --> 00:26:44,695
Glad to see you're all
back from the land of milk
616
00:26:44,697 --> 00:26:46,430
- and honey.
- I'm still a little
617
00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:48,013
fuzzy on how exactly we were...
618
00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:49,149
Roofied by a horse.
619
00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:52,569
That beast sprays a powerful
mind-altering hallucinogen
620
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:54,572
to disarm its prey.
621
00:26:54,574 --> 00:26:56,307
Ah!
622
00:26:56,309 --> 00:26:58,809
"How to expel a magical creature
623
00:26:58,811 --> 00:27:00,511
from the mortal realm."
624
00:27:00,513 --> 00:27:03,180
Now the ingredients for
this spell aren't so easy
625
00:27:03,182 --> 00:27:04,582
to come by.
626
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,917
Don't suppose any of
you lot have the saliva
627
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:09,019
from a nine-fingered man, now do you?
628
00:27:09,021 --> 00:27:11,889
You could chop off one of my pinkies.
629
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,158
No, Ray. Don't be the Giving Tree.
630
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,828
Now, as every Deadhead knows,
631
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:20,431
Jerry Garcia was missing
most of his middle finger
632
00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:23,601
on his right hand from
a wood chopping accident.
633
00:27:23,603 --> 00:27:27,404
Cool, so how do we get his saliva?
634
00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:33,477
["WHITE RABBIT" BY
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE PLAYING]
635
00:27:36,048 --> 00:27:39,183
Jerry, my man!
636
00:27:39,185 --> 00:27:40,818
Can I get a hit of that?
637
00:27:42,588 --> 00:27:45,856
This doobie will make you fly.
638
00:27:45,858 --> 00:27:48,025
Cool, cool.
639
00:27:51,464 --> 00:27:54,331
- Spin-move!
- Hey!
640
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,866
Not cool.
641
00:27:55,868 --> 00:27:59,336
We need the Protection
Stone of a powerful shaman.
642
00:28:01,874 --> 00:28:02,907
Watch it...
643
00:28:02,909 --> 00:28:05,576
♪ Go ask Alice ♪
644
00:28:05,578 --> 00:28:07,378
♪ When she's ten feet tall ♪
645
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,079
Brother.
646
00:28:09,082 --> 00:28:11,743
And the lock of a doomed woman.
647
00:28:11,746 --> 00:28:13,450
[WHIRRING]
648
00:28:13,452 --> 00:28:15,586
♪ When the men on the chessboard ♪
649
00:28:15,588 --> 00:28:20,224
♪ Get up and tell you where to go ♪
650
00:28:20,226 --> 00:28:21,959
Janis, this is... This
is quite the honor.
651
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:25,362
- Little robot man.
- Hi.
652
00:28:25,364 --> 00:28:26,716
My mom is a huge fan.
653
00:28:26,719 --> 00:28:29,867
Your mom? [LAUGHS]
654
00:28:29,869 --> 00:28:33,037
And for our final ingredient...
655
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:37,041
♪ I think she'll know ♪
656
00:28:37,043 --> 00:28:39,010
Quis virginem.
657
00:28:39,013 --> 00:28:41,188
What?
658
00:28:41,191 --> 00:28:42,813
A virgin.
659
00:28:42,815 --> 00:28:44,946
A virgin, at Woodstock? Ha!
660
00:28:44,949 --> 00:28:47,040
Good luck with that;
this is the least celibate
661
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:48,466
place in history.
662
00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:49,919
Are you serious?
663
00:28:49,922 --> 00:28:51,388
Yeah, apparently virgins are
664
00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:53,324
like catnip to unicorns
665
00:28:53,326 --> 00:28:54,892
and we need one to volunteer.
666
00:28:54,894 --> 00:28:57,928
Rory, do you see any
virgins where you're at?
667
00:28:57,930 --> 00:29:03,234
♪ ♪
668
00:29:03,236 --> 00:29:06,837
- No.
- Oh, come to think of it...
669
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:09,373
I do know one virgin.
670
00:29:09,382 --> 00:29:12,416
No, not a chance.
671
00:29:13,946 --> 00:29:16,146
- This feels wrong.
- Well don't worry, we'll be
672
00:29:16,148 --> 00:29:19,297
watching from a short
distance, and you'll be... fine.
673
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,318
What am I supposed to
do with the pomegranate?
674
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,121
Oh, the unicorns, they can't
get enough of them, mate.
675
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:25,522
Yeah that, and human hearts.
676
00:29:25,524 --> 00:29:28,492
So, the pomegranate is the bait?
677
00:29:28,494 --> 00:29:31,295
Yeah, we wouldn't put an interim member
678
00:29:31,297 --> 00:29:33,790
of our team in jeopardy, right guys?
679
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:35,351
I'm an interim Legend?
680
00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:39,903
Well, then.
681
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,640
Uh, one more question, are
you sure that I'm a virgin
682
00:29:42,642 --> 00:29:44,541
because that thing we did...
683
00:29:44,543 --> 00:29:46,443
Positive, mate.
684
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:54,752
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Unicorn!
685
00:29:54,754 --> 00:29:58,310
Come get this nice,
juicy, red pomegranate.
686
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:01,659
Admit it, this is fun
working with a team.
687
00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:03,294
Well if ol' Gary gets eaten alive,
688
00:30:03,296 --> 00:30:04,828
it only goes to prove my point:
689
00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:07,731
People who care about us die.
690
00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,767
- What was that?
- Oh, nothing mate.
691
00:30:09,769 --> 00:30:11,168
You're golden, carry on, yeah?
692
00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:14,738
Oh, hold it up... up a bit. More!
693
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,974
That's the money.
694
00:30:16,976 --> 00:30:19,977
[UNICORN WHINNIES]
695
00:30:19,979 --> 00:30:23,881
♪ ♪
696
00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:26,583
[CHIMING]
697
00:30:28,821 --> 00:30:30,988
Come on, pretty pony.
698
00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:33,757
Come on, come on.
699
00:30:36,762 --> 00:30:38,829
Enjoy your snack.
700
00:30:38,831 --> 00:30:41,665
[HEART BEATING]
701
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:45,836
Oh, no, that's not pomegranate
juice, is it? Guys?
702
00:30:45,838 --> 00:30:48,605
John, whatever you're
gonna do, do it now!
703
00:30:48,607 --> 00:30:51,208
All right, here goes.
704
00:30:55,581 --> 00:30:58,549
[ROARING]
705
00:30:58,551 --> 00:31:01,118
I don't wanna die a virgin!
706
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:07,289
[TENSE MUSIC]
707
00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:08,860
[WHIMPERING]
708
00:31:08,863 --> 00:31:10,625
[SNARLING]
709
00:31:10,628 --> 00:31:12,795
♪ ♪
710
00:31:12,797 --> 00:31:15,396
[ROARING]
711
00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:18,534
Seriously, you're meditating right now?
712
00:31:18,536 --> 00:31:20,770
John, hurry!
713
00:31:20,772 --> 00:31:23,973
[MURMURING INCANTATIONS]
714
00:31:26,077 --> 00:31:31,080
♪ ♪
715
00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:33,916
[SNARLING]
716
00:31:35,587 --> 00:31:42,558
♪ ♪
717
00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:47,330
[SNARLING]
718
00:31:50,631 --> 00:31:53,031
Come on, John.
719
00:31:53,034 --> 00:31:56,539
[SHOUTING INCANTATIONS]
720
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:59,075
[WHOOSHING]
721
00:31:59,077 --> 00:32:06,249
♪ ♪
722
00:32:08,486 --> 00:32:11,687
[SHOUTING INCANTATIONS]
723
00:32:13,858 --> 00:32:16,459
Help! Help!
724
00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:20,363
[SCREAMING]
725
00:32:20,365 --> 00:32:25,735
♪ ♪
726
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:29,105
[SCREAMING]
727
00:32:29,107 --> 00:32:36,279
♪ ♪
728
00:32:38,049 --> 00:32:39,482
[SNARLING]
729
00:32:39,484 --> 00:32:41,384
[SCREAMING]
730
00:32:43,154 --> 00:32:44,654
[WHOOSHING]
731
00:32:44,656 --> 00:32:46,656
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
732
00:32:46,658 --> 00:32:49,125
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
733
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:54,229
Gary, are you okay?
734
00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:57,600
- Just a scratch.
- Where'd the unicorn go?
735
00:32:57,602 --> 00:33:00,770
Sent that bastard
straight to hell, didn't I?
736
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:05,441
Yup, folks, that is some
Grade A magic right there.
737
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,610
Maybe the Bureau will up our ratings.
738
00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:09,345
People do love the supernatural.
739
00:33:09,347 --> 00:33:12,274
Gary, you're like really bleeding.
740
00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:13,810
Ah!
741
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:15,985
The unicorn bit my nipple off!
742
00:33:17,355 --> 00:33:20,155
Hey, maybe Gideon can
make you a new one.
743
00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:22,692
Forget it, mate. Come
on, it's a badge of honor.
744
00:33:22,694 --> 00:33:24,994
You see, my soul is
heading straight to hell,
745
00:33:24,996 --> 00:33:29,031
but your nipple... it just
got there first, that's all.
746
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:31,901
It's like we're two birds
of the same, dark feather.
747
00:33:31,903 --> 00:33:34,470
Yeah, yeah, that's right, mate.
748
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,203
Come on, let's grab a beer.
749
00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,485
All right?
750
00:33:37,488 --> 00:33:39,883
Now about this whole virgin situation.
751
00:33:55,893 --> 00:33:57,593
Nathaniel...
752
00:33:57,595 --> 00:34:00,630
I assumed you would
have left town by now.
753
00:34:00,632 --> 00:34:04,533
Yeah, I decided to stay
a couple extra days.
754
00:34:04,535 --> 00:34:08,237
Let me guess, you got fired
from whatever online college
755
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,373
you conned into hiring you.
756
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:12,975
Sweet burn, Hank, but um...
[CLEARS THROAT]
757
00:34:12,977 --> 00:34:14,810
I was just...
758
00:34:14,812 --> 00:34:17,813
wondering if you wanted
to have a beer with me?
759
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,584
We don't do that.
760
00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,386
Maybe we should start.
761
00:34:43,107 --> 00:34:45,875
Wow, you're looking a
little glum there buddy.
762
00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,508
Just, uh... thinking about all
763
00:34:48,511 --> 00:34:50,880
the musicians who died after Woodstock.
764
00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:53,916
Janis Joplin overdosed in 1970,
765
00:34:53,918 --> 00:34:56,018
sad and alone.
766
00:34:56,020 --> 00:35:01,390
That's terrible, but this
is obviously about Nora.
767
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:05,895
When I gave her the Time
Stone, our hands touched,
768
00:35:05,897 --> 00:35:09,732
and... I felt a spark.
769
00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:13,269
Ray, Nora is...
770
00:35:13,271 --> 00:35:17,266
Nora is like a unicorn,
beautiful and dangerous.
771
00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:19,709
She is going to eat you alive.
772
00:35:19,711 --> 00:35:23,779
I guess she and I are doomed.
773
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,797
There's something I want to show you.
774
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,618
Come on.
775
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,986
Okay.
776
00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:37,626
I don't understand.
What are we doing here?
777
00:35:40,498 --> 00:35:44,667
That's my mom, and that's me.
778
00:35:46,204 --> 00:35:47,406
We lived in D.C.
779
00:35:47,409 --> 00:35:50,143
in 2018 before my brother was born.
780
00:35:52,508 --> 00:35:54,610
It would be so easy, Ray...
781
00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:57,913
to just walk over there
and tell her to get her
782
00:35:57,915 --> 00:36:02,718
family and go to Canada
before everything changes;
783
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:07,056
before this country that
she worked so hard to become
784
00:36:07,058 --> 00:36:09,725
a citizen of betrays her.
785
00:36:11,095 --> 00:36:14,430
You'd be changing your future.
786
00:36:14,432 --> 00:36:18,234
You'd never meet us, you'd
never become a Legend.
787
00:36:18,236 --> 00:36:19,668
Think of all the people you saved.
788
00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:21,470
Yeah, I know. I know.
789
00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:25,307
There's no loophole where I can
save my family, and not screw
790
00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:27,711
up history, but that doesn't
mean I don't feel guilty every
791
00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:30,915
day that I have the power
to change everything, and...
792
00:36:33,217 --> 00:36:35,184
I do nothing.
793
00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,454
I'm so sorry, Z.
794
00:36:40,525 --> 00:36:42,458
Look at her, Ray.
795
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,261
How could anyone be afraid of her?
796
00:36:45,263 --> 00:36:48,964
[GENTLE MUSIC]
797
00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:55,905
♪ ♪
798
00:36:55,907 --> 00:36:59,608
- Hello!
- Smells good in here.
799
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:02,178
Oh, yeah, I, uh, burned
the first chicken piccata,
800
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,380
but I think I got the
second one just right.
801
00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:09,018
Are those our medals?
802
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:12,822
I wanted to remind you of all
the good you did last year.
803
00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:17,426
Yeah, we, um... We weren't that good.
804
00:37:17,428 --> 00:37:19,862
Would you stop being so
hard on yourself, Sara?
805
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,397
I'm proud of you.
806
00:37:22,733 --> 00:37:24,800
When we freed Mallus,
we accidentally released
807
00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:26,335
magical monsters into the world.
808
00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:28,537
And I didn't want to tell
you because I love the idea
809
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,439
of us living together, and
I didn't want to risk that
810
00:37:30,441 --> 00:37:33,476
or you thinking that maybe
I wasn't such a screw-up.
811
00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:36,745
I know.
812
00:37:36,747 --> 00:37:38,581
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
813
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,983
Gary was very proud
about losing a nipple.
814
00:37:40,985 --> 00:37:44,420
- But you cooked dinner...
- Yeah!
815
00:37:44,422 --> 00:37:46,222
Because I love you, you goober, and
816
00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:48,328
nothing is gonna change that.
817
00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:50,030
Even after I went behind your back
818
00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:52,061
to work with Constantine
to send a unicorn to hell?
819
00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:54,096
Okay, yeah, I wasn't so
crazy about that part.
820
00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:56,765
Let's not talk about Constantine.
821
00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:59,869
I'm crazy about you. Come here.
822
00:37:59,871 --> 00:38:01,699
Stop being neurotic.
823
00:38:01,702 --> 00:38:04,373
I don't think that you're a screw-up.
824
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:07,009
I think that you are
a damn fine Captain,
825
00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:10,579
faced with some
extraordinary circumstances.
826
00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:13,616
God, I love you.
827
00:38:16,487 --> 00:38:18,654
And...
828
00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:21,290
I got a question.
829
00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:22,988
- Do we...
- Mm-hmm.
830
00:38:22,991 --> 00:38:24,527
You and I,
831
00:38:24,529 --> 00:38:27,029
think that maybe right now
832
00:38:27,031 --> 00:38:30,032
is not the best time for me to move in?
833
00:38:30,034 --> 00:38:32,501
You know that I want to;
nothing would make me happier.
834
00:38:32,503 --> 00:38:36,272
It's just... I feel like
I need to be out there.
835
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:39,074
- With my team.
- I understand.
836
00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:41,621
But can you promise me
that our relationship will
837
00:38:41,624 --> 00:38:43,545
continue to evolve, please?
838
00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:47,082
I want this... You and me... for real.
839
00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:49,618
So do I.
840
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,687
We're gonna figure it out.
841
00:38:53,132 --> 00:38:54,998
[MOANS]
842
00:39:04,402 --> 00:39:07,770
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
843
00:39:07,772 --> 00:39:09,405
[INCANTATION]
844
00:39:09,407 --> 00:39:11,340
[DOOR OPENS]
845
00:39:20,785 --> 00:39:22,084
No.
846
00:39:23,321 --> 00:39:26,155
I haven't even asked you anything yet.
847
00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:29,825
It's not even magic,
love, it's deduction.
848
00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:32,294
You need me to join the Legends,
849
00:39:32,296 --> 00:39:35,864
despite knowing that needing me
850
00:39:35,866 --> 00:39:38,701
always causes somebody trouble.
851
00:39:43,274 --> 00:39:45,674
What is up with you?
852
00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:48,210
Something must have happened
in the last five months.
853
00:39:48,212 --> 00:39:51,146
You're more miserable than usual.
854
00:39:51,148 --> 00:39:54,617
Look...
855
00:39:54,619 --> 00:39:56,752
You and I are friends.
856
00:39:56,754 --> 00:39:58,441
And I like friends.
857
00:39:58,444 --> 00:40:01,692
Friends are useful, but roommates...
858
00:40:01,695 --> 00:40:05,327
See, Sara, I would
rather bloody top myself
859
00:40:05,329 --> 00:40:07,463
than move in with you lot.
860
00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,573
See you around, John.
861
00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:24,313
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
862
00:40:24,315 --> 00:40:26,148
So long, Sara.
863
00:40:29,754 --> 00:40:33,322
♪ One pill makes you larger ♪
864
00:40:33,324 --> 00:40:36,992
♪ And another makes you small ♪
865
00:40:36,994 --> 00:40:41,063
♪ And the pill that ♪
866
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:44,299
♪ Mother gives ya ♪
867
00:40:44,301 --> 00:40:46,835
♪ Don't do anything at all ♪
868
00:40:48,574 --> 00:40:50,139
[GULPS]
869
00:40:50,141 --> 00:40:54,143
♪ Ah, go ask Alice ♪
870
00:40:54,145 --> 00:40:56,712
♪ When she's ten feet ♪
871
00:40:56,714 --> 00:40:59,418
- [ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]
- ♪ Tall ♪
872
00:41:02,986 --> 00:41:05,253
[CREATURE SNARLS]
873
00:41:05,256 --> 00:41:08,597
All right then, who are ya?
874
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,766
Come on, who wants some?
875
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,403
'Cause I'm a nasty piece of work.
876
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:18,600
[THRUMMING]
877
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:21,170
[GLASS SHATTERS]
878
00:41:21,172 --> 00:41:23,472
[GROANING]
879
00:41:23,474 --> 00:41:26,442
[THUNDER CRASHING]
880
00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:29,660
Get your bloody paws off me!
881
00:41:32,849 --> 00:41:35,416
[SCREAMING]
882
00:41:35,419 --> 00:41:37,753
[GROANING]
883
00:41:37,755 --> 00:41:40,923
[GARBLED VOICES]
884
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:46,228
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
885
00:41:46,230 --> 00:41:48,664
[PANTING]
886
00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:52,267
[CREAKING]
887
00:41:52,269 --> 00:41:53,936
Oh, bollocks.
888
00:41:53,939 --> 00:41:58,945
_
889
00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:05,888
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