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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, thanks
for coming in to see me today.
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Is this about Chris?
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We know he's been struggling lately.
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Well, let me put it this way.
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(QUICKLY): Parents of
a failing student say what?
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- What?
- No, Peter, wait.
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Nope, too late; he said it.
I'm marking it.
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Didn't get the Woos;
they're very smart. Asian.
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Maybe they didn't understand me.
I don't know.
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The point is,
Chris's grades aren't improving,
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and just yesterday,
he caused a little ruckus
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in his history class.
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(RAPPING): ♪ Alexander Hamilton
was white ♪
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I just can't understand
why he's doing so poorly.
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We here feel that the best solution
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is for Chris to attend something
called vocational school.
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Yeah, you know what?
Chris deserves a vocation.
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He's been working hard,
he's doing great in school...
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No, vocational school is where
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less academically capable
students learn a trade.
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Don't you have to be Italian
to go to one of those schools?
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Uhp, there will be plenty of those jokes
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later in the episode.
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Now, won't vocational school
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limit Chris's options down the road?
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Oh, hardly.
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He'll have a wide range
of career options,
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such as the following:
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(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Those are three terrible options.
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(QUICKLY): Parents who are okay
with this say what?
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- What?
- Gotcha.
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That one's on you, Lois.
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Why, Meg, don't you look pretty today.
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Thanks, Mom.
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She's going to ask you for something.
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So, listen, I was wondering.
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Do you think you could take Stewie
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to a birthday party today?
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The birthday boy was premature,
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so he looks like
a 12-inch-tall Rachel Dratch.
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Why can't you do it, Mom?
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(GROANS) I can't take another party
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with that trio of judgy sitcom moms.
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Oh, hi, Lois.
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Gosh, I just love how you
always look so comfortable.
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I know. Are those pajamas?
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And I'm the black one
for unrealistic diversity.
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I can't believe I have to go
to vocational school.
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Does this mean I'm a failure?
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No, sweetie.
It means that we're failures.
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You know, I'm always at a loss
for words in these moments.
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Fred Sanford, you want to do the honors?
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Go get 'em, you big dummy.
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Um, your show went off the air
40 years ago,
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and you died 30 years ago,
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so that phrase means very little to me.
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I know it's a big step,
honey, but you can do it.
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That's right, Chris.
This family's never shied away
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from a new challenge,
like when I was the spokesman
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for that perfume, Deschanel Number Five.
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PETER (WHISPERING): Precious. Annoying.
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Twee.
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Hot, but not worth it.
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Probably a nightmare in person.
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Deschanel.
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The fragrance for when you want to smell
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like a 40-year-old toddler.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, I'm here for my first day
of vocational school.
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Right this way.
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("THEN HE KISSED ME"
BY THE CRYSTALS PLAYING)
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♪ Well, he walked up to me ♪
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♪ And he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪
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♪ He looked kind of nice ♪
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♪ And so I said I might take a chance ♪
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♪ When he danced, he held me tight ♪
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♪ And when he walked me home
that night... ♪
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This notepad and pencil
is from Mr. Tony over there.
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♪ And then he kissed me ♪
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All right, settle down, you yucks.
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We got a new student, Chris Griffin.
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So everybody give him an "ayy."
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STUDENTS: Ayy.
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Look at that, your first day,
and you got all A's.
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Come here, let me pinch your cheek.
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Got all A's.
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(LAUGHS) You're expressing
affection and dominance.
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Griffin? Where's the "Ucci"
or "Squalotta" at the end?
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- You Jewish?
- No.
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It true, if you're Jewish,
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they cut your dong off with an ax?
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My uncle's Jewish.
Friggin' mess, that guy.
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Hey, chip-chop, it's 9:30.
Let's start thinking lunch.
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We do a nice sit-down thing here.
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Little piccata, little veal.
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Rocco here learned to cook in the joint.
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Okay, everybody dirty up
your hands, we'll eat in ten.
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Wow. This is way better than
that barber school I went to
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where I couldn't stop pumping the chair.
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Just a bit off the top
and shorter on the sides.
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We're just gonna be pumping today.
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(CHILDREN YELLING PLAYFULLY)
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Did you bring the cups?!
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Um, uh, no.
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My mom didn't say anything about cups.
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(SCREAMS)
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(PHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES)
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All right, snack table.
Now, what do we got?
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Loose Cheerios, Goldfish crackers,
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pretzel sticks, and... ooh.
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The siren's song of the
unattended: whole grapes.
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♪ Come and eat us ♪
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♪ We won't choke you ♪
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♪ Put us in your cheeks. ♪
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Oh, okay. These grapes seem nice enough.
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They said they won't choke me.
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(CHOKING)
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♪ You should have sliced us ♪
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♪ Skinned us, cut us,
now you have no air ♪
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♪ Ha-ha-ha. ♪
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- (CHOKING)
- Oh, my God, Stewie!
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- You're choking!
- (COUGHS)
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♪ Soaring through the air. ♪
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(PANTING)
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Meg. You saved me.
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You're... you're my hero.
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I am not letting you
out of my sight again.
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♪ Here I lie ♪
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♪ On the ground ♪
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♪ What of me now? ♪
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♪ No bowl, no bunch ♪
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♪ No stems ♪
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♪ But is here where I begin again? ♪
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♪ Today I begin the life
that I've dreamed... ♪
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Uhp, there's a foot.
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ANNOUNCER (OVER TV):
Coming this fall, from the
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makers of Paranormal Activity
comes Normal Activity.
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(FARTS)
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(URINATING)
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(FARTING, URINATING)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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(YAWNS) Did you wash your hands?
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Yeah.
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Meg Griffin, you saved
your brother's life,
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so here's your showcase of prizes.
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You'll be the talk of the town
with your new macaroni necklace.
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That's right, you'll be
strutting down Spooner Street
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in this dental floss macaroni necklace
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made with Oral-B dental floss
and Pasta Barilla.
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Pasta Barilla: a taste of Italy
right in your home.
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All right, time for Bethenny Frankel,
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America's favorite
chattering pirate skeleton.
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MEG (MUFFLED): Dad! Dad, get off me!
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Get off me, Dad!
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Hey, hey! Get off my sister!
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- Go fly a kite, bub.
- Ouch.
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Wow, that book really worked.
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His hat's flying off cause
he's been given a what for.
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Peter, leave the baby alone.
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Why don't you pick on
someone your own size,
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like William Howard Taft?
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(SLIDE WHISTLE)
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Wow, you're further
in the book than I am.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll just go retrieve my hat.
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(SLIDE WHISTLE)
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(GASPING)
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And, Meg, why are you on the couch?
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You know you're not
supposed to be on the furniture.
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Look at her. She just
sits there and takes it.
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She deserves a better life
than this, Brian.
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And you know what?
I'm going to give it to her.
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How you gonna do that?
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I don't know, but it's
going to be a challenge,
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like trying to seem sad
while you're wearing flip-flops.
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- (FLIP-FLOPS SLAPPING)
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Very sorry.
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Let me know if you need anything.
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- Very sorry.
- Excuse me.
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The owner of a Geo Tracker
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with the license plate "FLP FLP,"
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you're blocking the funeral procession.
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- Oh.
- (RAPID SLAPPING)
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All right, Chris.
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A big part of being a mechanic
is being completely shocked
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when somebody hasn't had
a particular item
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- on a restaurant menu.
- Hey, Chrissie.
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We're thinking about
going over to Pete's.
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You want a bread sandwich?
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- What's a bread sandwich?
- What?
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You never had
a bread sandwich from Pete's?
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Everyone who's not currently
in the room, get over here.
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Griffin's never had
a Pete's bread sandwich.
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Whoa, whoa, what? You never had
a bread sandwich from Pete's?
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We've covered this.
Somebody tell me what it is.
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What do you think it is?
It's three pieces of bread.
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Me, I like a piece of sourdough on top,
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piece of sourdough on bottom,
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and a nice piece of wheat in the middle.
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I like to go rye, rye, rye.
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I'm a rye guy.
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Hey, you guys going to Pete's?
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Someone get me a bread sandwich.
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- Griffin's never had one.
- What?
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- What?
- Guys.
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I just called Pete's.
They're closed forever.
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STUDENTS: What?
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Who answered the phone?
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All right, Stewie,
how do we make Meg popular?
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I've got it all figured out.
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They're posting the cast list
for the school play.
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I'll just give Meg all the parts.
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That way, she'll be
the most popular girl in school.
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Good night, good night.
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As sweet repose and rest.
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Come to thy heart
as that within my breast.
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(DEEP VOICE): O, wilt thou
leave me so unsatisfied?
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(GRUNTING, PANTING)
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(NORMAL VOICE): What satisfaction
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canst thou have tonight?
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(GRUNTS) That son of a bitch.
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(PANTING)
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(DEEP VOICE): Th' exchange of thy love's
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faithful vow for mine.
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(COCKNEY ACCENT): 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
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What's all this, then?
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(APPLAUSE)
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- Well, that didn't work.
- Don't worry, Brian.
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We've still got the spring musical.
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("THE FARMER AND THE COWMAN"
FROM OKLAHOMA! PLAYING)
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♪ One man likes to push a plow ♪
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♪ The other likes to chase a cow ♪
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♪ But that's no reason
why they can't be friends ♪
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♪ Territory folks should
stick together ♪
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♪ Territory folks should all be pals ♪
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♪ Cowboys dance
with farmers' daughters ♪
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♪ Farmers dance
with the ranchers' gals. ♪
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
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What's all this, then?
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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She can't be helped.
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Mr. and Mrs. G, thanks so much
for having us over for dinner.
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Oh, it's our pleasure.
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Chris has said
so many nice things about you.
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Ah, maybe one or two of 'em are true.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Chris, tell your mom and dad
about the story you wrote.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- Chris, come on, don't be shy.
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Okay. It's called "The Black Duck."
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"The Black Duck."
You ever seen a black duck?
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I seen a brown duck, a yellow duck,
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a white duck with a green head.
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Hey, there's all kinds of ducks.
This kid thinks of a black one.
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Come on, it's just a stupid story, guys.
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Hey! If it was such a "stupid story,"
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why would it have such
a well-rounded protagonist?
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Remember what I told you
behind the garage?
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That you might be gay?
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Wh-What? No, no, I didn't say that!
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The-the imagination on this one.
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Black ducks, I'm gay, what's next?
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M-Martians?
L-Little green Martian people?
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Oh, Chris, I'm so happy you have
so many wonderful new friends.
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He was very unpopular in high school.
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Oh, yeah, you know, he's strong, too.
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He takes care of a lot of stuff for us.
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"Stuff"?
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Yeah, he-he took care
of one of our competitors.
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Mr. Firestone says hello.
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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- Stop it. Stop it.
- (AIR HISSING)
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Oh, my God, Chris!
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That's silly, but it's still murder!
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Relax. That Michelin Man had no family.
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He came from tires, Ma!
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All right, if we can't make Meg popular,
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we can at least find her a boyfriend.
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Neil, can you come out?
We need to talk to you.
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NEIL: I can't open the door.
It's the Sabbath.
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You can come around the back entrance.
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(BOTH SIGH)
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Why are all the lights off?
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I can't turn them on myself.
It's the Sabbath.
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Get the lights for me, will you?
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Also, can you pick up the phone
and order me a pizza?
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I can't do it. It's the Sabbath.
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Listen, Neil, we really
wanted to talk about Meg.
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That can wait.
I've just looked at some porn,
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and I need you guys
to give me some assisted relief.
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I can't do it myself. It's the Sabbath.
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Okay, this-this is starting
to sound a little weird.
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It's not weird. It's Jewish.
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I can't believe we did all that
and he still turned us down.
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I know, and Al-also, Brian,
it's Thursday.
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Well, I am officially out of ideas.
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Yes, there's literally no one in town
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sad and desperate enough
to date my sister.
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Hey, guys, can you hold my phone
and point it over this way?
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I want to live-stream my suicide.
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Yeah, sure, Kevin.
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You know what it is, Stewie?
It's a selfishness
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It's an inability to look out
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and see someone who needs someone.
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It's-it's just...
it's a lack of empathy.
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Can you make sure
I'm totally in the frame?
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Yeah, I'm not a pro.
You get what you get.
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Anyway, what is wrong
with people that they're
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so myopic and just preoccupied
with their own little lives?
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- Is it on?
- It's whatever
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it was when you handed it to me.
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The point is, there's someone
out there for everyone
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if they're just willing
to open their eyes and look.
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Wait a second! Don't you see, Brian?
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Oh, my God, you're right!
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Kevin, before you go through with this,
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would you consider
taking Meg out for a date?
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Meg? Why?
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Look, we know you've had a hard road
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ever since you came home from Iraq.
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Well, this could be a chance
for you to help someone else
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who maybe feels as bad inside as you do.
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Okay. I'll ask her out.
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Great. Call her tomorrow.
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Tonight she's doing the fall play.
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It's a one-woman performance of Hair.
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("LET THE SUNSHINE IN"
FROM HAIR PLAYING)
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
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♪ Let the sun... shine in. ♪
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Should've called it Too Much Hair.
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(SLIDE WHISTLE)
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(GIGGLES) I finished the book.
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All right, Brian. Here comes Meg.
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Now, don't let on
that we had anything to do
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with Kevin asking her out.
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Relax. I know how to keep my cool.
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You guys!
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I'm going out with Kevin Swanson!
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Get out of here!
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Brian, why are your hands on your hips?
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(QUIETLY): Turn it down a notch.
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Yeah, he asked me out.
Totally out of the blue.
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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Get your hand off your cheek, you mess.
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Principal Shepherd, we came to ask
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if there's anything we can do
to get Chris back in the school.
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Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
I-I'm afraid we can't do that.
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Oh, I think you can.
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I think you can do that
and a whole lot more.
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Oh, my God.
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That is not what a testicle
is supposed to look like.
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Has a doctor seen this?
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What are you gonna do,
charge me with smoking?
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Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid
you have testicular cancer.
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I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
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Oh, I think maybe there is.
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If you keep doing that,
you're gonna pop it.
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Stewie, I still don't understand
why we have to pretend
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to work at the restaurant.
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It's all part of the plan, Brian.
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Meg and Kevin need to have
the perfect date.
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That's why I gave the rest
of the staff the night off.
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We have to be in total control
of the evening.
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Two for Swanson.
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(HIGH-PITCHED): I'm sorry,
we have nothing under that name,
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- and we're all full.
- Oh, I...
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Uh, actually, I think
a table just opened up.
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Right this way.
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- What the hell?
- Sorry, I choked.
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Hi. We're the Hollender
rehearsal dinner.
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There are 46 of us.
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Uh, Stewie, before you gave
the staff the night off,
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did you check the reservation book?
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I did not.
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And to remind you,
24 of us selected the salmon,
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16 the filet, and six vegetarian.
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MAN: One vegan.
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Five vegetarian, one vegan.
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- What do we do?
- Just keep giving them crayons
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until we figure it out.
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More appetizer?
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No, thanks.
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Cauliflower gives me the scoots.
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Chris, there's something
your father and I
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want to talk to you about.
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Uh, Chris? Ch-Chris?
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Sorry, I only answer to "Chrissie" now.
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- Fine. Chrissie?
- Yeah, Ma?
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Can you stop lifting your rusty
weights while we talk to you?
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Chris, we're worried
about you and your new friends.
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Pa, don't worry about it.
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"Don't worry about it."
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- Okay.
- No, Peter, it's not okay.
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Chris, we don't want you in the Mafia.
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Hey, I'm in waste management.
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Chris, you need to be back in
high school where you belong.
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But Principal Shepherd
won't let you back in,
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and we don't know what to do.
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What do I need school for?
Tony Danza never went to school,
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and he played a guy named Tony
on four different TV shows.
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Lois, let me handle this.
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Chris, I'm gonna say this in a way
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an Italian mechanic would understand.
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You're breaking your mother's heart!
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Ma! Why didn't you say so, Ma?!
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I'll take care of it.
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♪ ♪
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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What have you got there?
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A guy letting me back
into school says what?
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- What? Damn it!
- Okay, see you on Monday.
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- Oh, God.
- What? What is it?
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The Hollender rehearsal dinner
review on Yelp.
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"Undercooked and underwhelmed.
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Argumentative staff."
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I thought chicken sushi
was wildly inventive.
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So, Meg, how was your night out
with your boyfriend?
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- Actually, we broke up.
- Aw.
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Aw, Meg, I'm so sorry.
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Well, I guess some people are just
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meant to be alone, you know?
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They're so broken inside.
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They're just not worth it.
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Don't say that, Meg.
You're totally worth it.
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00:20:02,644 --> 00:20:05,637
I'm not talking about me.
I'm talking about Kevin.
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00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,040
He's a psycho. I dumped his ass.
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So... you're okay with it?
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Yeah, it actually felt great
to be empowered for once.
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Good night, guys.
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You know what, Brian, we actually did
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make Meg's life a little bit better.
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She got to dump someone.
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00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,289
Well, you know what
the real lesson is here, Stewie.
447
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Brian, I'm being told
the show is running long.
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- We've got to speed this up.
- Oh, that's okay.
449
00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:30,295
I'm sure they can fix it
in editing. What I was saying...
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Because it's all about family and...
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In love. You see, the thing is...
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- Love you, Brian.
- Tractor guy now! Who wants a ri...
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00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:44,610
So, Chris, how was
your first day back at school?
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It was fine. I'll miss the guys
at vocational school,
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but it is nice
to be back where I belong.
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- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- I'll get it.
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That's him.
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That's the one who popped me.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
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Did I not sound sure?
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