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LES: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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LES: ♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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LES: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph ♪
♪ mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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LES: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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- Re-synced by darthfrede -
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[BELL JINGLES]
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Oh, my Gosh! Oh, honey!
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I can't believe you went to Jared!
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This is a new beginning for us, darling.
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I'm just so excited for our future.
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[MANBEARPIG ROARS]
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[MAN SCREAM]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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MAN: Ooooh, yeah! Take that, cop!
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You want some, too, sheriff?!
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Yeah! There you go, bitch!
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Another dead cop!
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And another one!
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Yeah, you want some, too, copper?!
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You want a piece of this,
you god damn pigs?!
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Officer, you have to let us out of here!
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We don't have much time!
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Yeah, that's the last cop.
Let's get outta here!
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Sir, you have to listen to us.
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ManBearPig is real.
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Oh, God. Here we go again.
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"We gotta stop ManBearPig!
We gotta take it serious!"
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But we do!
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ManBearPig is gonna kill everyone,
and he is not gonna stop!
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Oh, well, then I guess I don't
have to do anything about it.
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Can you get off your god damn video game
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for five fuckin' seconds
so we can have a conversation?
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Where the hell is Al Gore?
Why isn't he coming for us?
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Nobody's coming for us, Stan.
They think we're murderers.
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And that's why we have
to break out of here ourselves.
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- Excuse me, officer?
- Shut up.
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I don't wanna hear anything about
ManBearPig and how we're all doomed.
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No, it's not that. It's just...
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I noticed you're still riding you're
horse all the way back to camp.
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Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches
don't go to my camp.
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No they don't, but...
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you can use cinematic mode to
make it way easier on yourself.
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♪ ♪
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What the hell are you talking about?
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[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE, EXPLOSIONS]
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[SIREN WAILS]
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All right, everyone.
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I realize a lot of people have died
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and most of the roads
have been destroyed
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due to all the fires,
so I'd like to thank you all
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for coming to tonight's symposium...
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- "When Should I Start to Worry?"
- [SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE]
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I'd like to make this an open discussion
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and hope we can all participate in ways
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that give better insight.
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Yes, Mr. Clarkson?
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I'm pretty sure there's a ManBearPig.
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And I'm fairly certain that
he has eaten two of my children
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and destroyed our home.
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When should I start to worry?
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That's an excellent question.
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There's definitely evidence
that all the death
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and destruction around us is due
to a ManBearPig.
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But no exact correlation
to a ManBearPig.
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Definitely not,
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and that's why we are all here,
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to try to pinpoint
when should I start to worry?
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I think that the time
to start worrying is coming.
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I don't know if I believe
in ManBearPig or not,
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but I do know that I'm open
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to the idea of starting to worry.
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[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
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I think Stephen echoes
a lot of our feelings right now.
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Arghhh!
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Foolish mortals!
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Your time is nigh! Face your end!
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Um, it looks like Satan is here.
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Should I start to worry?
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[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[DOOR RATTLES]
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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Stan?!
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We broke out of jail, Dad.
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Come on. Get outta sight.
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Cartman tricked the guard.
We all ran home to be with our parents.
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- Where's Mom?
- Your mom's been out
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trying to find you a lawyer
and a therapist.
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We've been doing all we can, son!
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Dad, that thing we saw take Ned...
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It was ManBearPig. It was real.
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What are you talking about.
It was just a bear.
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No, Dad! It's...
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Why do you keep looking at the TV?
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What? Why? I dunno. What?
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You've been playing
"Red Dead Redemption"?
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A little bit!
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I mean, when I'm not doing
all the stuff for you.
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I thought you were working
on getting me out!
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Sorry! I needed a little break.
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You're all the way to Saint Denis?!
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That's like 40 hours of gameplay!
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How could you... Are you high right now?
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I'm a little high, yes!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?! I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I needed to decompress
with all this shit going on.
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I can't believe you would
get high and play video games
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while your son is in jail!
You're such an asshole!
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Well, at least I'm not a school shooter!
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It wasn't me!
It was a demon named ManBearPig!
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Oh, whatever! "ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"
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You sound like your freakin' grandpa.
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Yeah, because I learned a lot
about... Woah, woah.
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What are you talking about,
"I sound like grandpa"?
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He's been talking about ManBearPig
coming since I was fuckin' 14.
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It's nothing new.
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♪ ♪
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Someone made a deal with it...
a long time ago...
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Do you know how to craft stamina tonics?
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Mom?
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♪ ♪
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Dad?
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♪ ♪
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I don't know if you can hear me.
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I feel so alone right now.
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I feel like the whole world
is falling apart
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and somehow I'm supposed
to do something but...
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I don't know what that is anymore.
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AL GORE: Fear not.
Do not give up on yourself.
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You must keep believing.
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Mr. Gore?
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Where have you been?!
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It's me. Al Gore.
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Yeah. Where have you been?!
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You cannot lose faith, my child.
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Even though everyone is ripping on you.
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Even though they don't believe you,
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and they're saying
you're just seeking attention
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because you lost the presidency,
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you have to be strong.
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What happened to you?!
Are you dead or something?
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No! Not dead!
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Just merely using a flashlight on glass
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to apply the Pepper's ghost technique.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, God damn it!
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You see my point?
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Things aren't always as they appear.
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You have to stay strong,
my little crusader.
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I can't do this alone. I need help.
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I did, too.
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Didn't get it.
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What more do you want from me?
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I've atoned for my mistake.
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I'm sorry that we were getting a lot
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of different information at the time.
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You know, even you were wrong
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about a lot of the things
you said would happen...
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- What's that?
- Nothing. I didn't mean...
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See ya later, alligator.
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No, no, no, no! I'm sorry!
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I am sorry, please! I'm cereal!
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I didn't mean to say you were wrong,
just that some of your predictions
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- didn't happen...
- Oh, yeah. You're real cereal.
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Please, please! Please!
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I'll do anything!
I just want everyone to be safe!
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All I was doing was trying
to be your mentor.
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You know who my mentor was?
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Me! Al Gore!
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Hello, Al Gore.
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[GASPS] It's him! Just in time, too.
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Thanks for coming in my time
of crisis, Al Gore!
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[POLICE RADIO CHATTER, SIRENS CHIRP]
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Sorry to call you down, sir,
but this is a bad one.
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Oh, no. That's fine.
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I finally arrest four school shooters
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and can play some "Red Dead Redemption,"
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and then I get a call
about another school shooting.
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This one really doesn't look
like a school shooting, sir.
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Five different witnesses
say it was definitely...
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ManBearPig.
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God damn it!
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There is no such thing as
a ManBearPig, you got that?!
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We're working with facts here,
not goofball theories!
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Yes, but, sir,
all the forensic scientists
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say there are bear and pig footprints...
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Fuck scientists!
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Why are you trying to
figure out what's going on
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with scientists?!
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The only thing I want to know is
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who committed this school shooting
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since our school shooting
suspects are in jail!
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Detective!
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Detective, we just got word
from the station.
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The four shooting suspects
broke out a while ago.
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Oh, well, there you go!
It was them again!
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Gee, I didn't need
any freakin' scientists
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to figure that out, did I?
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Get 'em outta here!
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Now how the fuck did those kids
break out of my jail?!
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Jenkins said they tricked him.
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Said they could show him a way
to fast travel
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in "Red Dead Redemption"
by upgrading his camp,
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and then they just took off.
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There's a way to fast travel
if you upgrade your camp?
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Jesus.
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You better start from the beginning.
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REPORTER: More damage
and destruction today
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as the death toll rises to the hundreds.
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Some see this as evidence
ManBearPig might be real,
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while others say ManBearPig
is a fabrication
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- for political gains...
- [MANBEARPIG ROARS]
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[ REPORTER SCREAMS]
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STAN: Grandpa?!
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[STERNLY] What did you do?
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Oh, Billy. [CHUCKLES]
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My grandson come to visit!
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This isn't the first time
ManBearPig has shown up, is it?
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What happened?
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Billy, I have Alzheimer's.
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I don't even remember
what happened this morning.
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Cut the shit, Grandpa.
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You people knew.
You made a deal with that thing.
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We thought we'd be dead by now!
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We didn't think we'd have
to live to see the consequences!
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Aw, great! Just tell
the whole world, Margret!
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Why did you old people make a deal?!
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We had a right to be happy,
too, ya know!
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And you just signed away the future?!
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We didn't want to have to give
the demon his stuff back!
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What stuff?!
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All our cars.
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And premium boutique ice cream.
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You couldn't control yourselves
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so now that thing is here
to kill all of us!
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Good fuckin' job, grandpa!
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Kyle, come on, we've got to go.
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Go where?
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I had a vision, Kyle.
Al Gore's ghost visited me.
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Al Gore isn't dead.
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Well, his ghost came to me, Kyle.
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He said he had a plan, and we
need to go. Are you in or not?
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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00:09:27,746 --> 00:09:31,181
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
252
00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:32,516
We shouldn't be out here!
253
00:09:32,518 --> 00:09:33,717
We're wanted by the police.
254
00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:35,052
Shhh. What was that?
255
00:09:35,054 --> 00:09:36,953
Mrph rmhmhm rm.
256
00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:39,356
This is where Al Gore told me to go.
257
00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:40,390
[GROWLING]
258
00:09:40,392 --> 00:09:42,492
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
259
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,494
[ROARS]
260
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,529
It's Satan!
261
00:09:45,531 --> 00:09:46,963
What are you doing here, Satan?
262
00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:51,568
I was told to come here
by the spirit of Al Gore.
263
00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,438
Us, too. But why?
264
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,108
Remember...
265
00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:02,979
even though I am gone,
you must still work together.
266
00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,348
Work together how?
267
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,216
I'm not talking to you.
268
00:10:06,218 --> 00:10:09,419
I'm talking to the ones
who are actually cereal.
269
00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,421
You cannot lose hope.
270
00:10:11,423 --> 00:10:15,058
There is still much you need to know.
271
00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:23,199
[GUNFIRE, SCREAMING FROM A TV]
272
00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:25,701
Oh, you'd better not...
273
00:10:25,703 --> 00:10:27,492
- You bitch!
- [SCREAMS]
274
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,438
You're playing Red Dead
Redemption, aren't you?
275
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,973
So? What of it?
276
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,409
What did I tell you about
playing on my save game, Maggie?
277
00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:36,545
No. No. This is my life,
now, Harrison Yates.
278
00:10:36,547 --> 00:10:39,048
I started over, with me own save game.
279
00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,516
What are you talking about?
280
00:10:40,518 --> 00:10:41,750
See for yourself.
281
00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:43,632
You and all your talk
of wanting your own life.
282
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,154
I wanted something new, too!
283
00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:46,455
I started over in the snow,
284
00:10:46,457 --> 00:10:48,424
and worked my way up to
the new gang leader!
285
00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:50,159
I have thousands of dollars of me own.
286
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:51,861
I built a house with John Marston.
287
00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:53,796
I'm helping his family, now.
288
00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:55,431
You fucking slut!
289
00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,832
That's right, Harrison Yates.
290
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,133
And what have you got?
291
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,069
A basic starter horse
and the $20 gambler's hat
292
00:11:00,071 --> 00:11:01,170
you won in a poker match.
293
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:03,038
I'm twice the man you are, now!
294
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,607
Don't you talk to me like that!
295
00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:06,041
I'll talk however I want!
296
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:08,010
I've completed every
hunting side mission,
297
00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,912
found seven legendary animals.
298
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:11,113
Found them where?
299
00:11:11,115 --> 00:11:12,181
I'm not telling.
300
00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:14,817
You wanted your own life,
and now, you got it!
301
00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:16,018
Maggie!
302
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,786
[CRIES]
303
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:25,528
And in conclusion, let me just
say that you are the future.
304
00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,663
You cannot give up hope.
305
00:11:27,665 --> 00:11:32,067
I brought you all together
because I believe in you.
306
00:11:32,069 --> 00:11:33,502
Okay, but what do you want us to...
307
00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:37,973
And sometimes, believing is
all that we need to be cereal.
308
00:11:44,382 --> 00:11:46,515
KYLE: Credits?
309
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,484
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
310
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,386
Did you guys like my movie?
311
00:11:50,388 --> 00:11:51,487
What are you doing?
312
00:11:51,489 --> 00:11:54,857
Exactly. I'm trying to get you to ask,
313
00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,625
"What would Al Gore do?"
314
00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:59,194
Make a movie starring you.
315
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,797
Yes... to get you all to not give up.
316
00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,566
To get you to fight!
317
00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:08,137
You don't understand. There is no fight.
318
00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:12,107
A deal was made. We do not know by whom.
319
00:12:12,109 --> 00:12:14,777
But this demon has grown stronger,
320
00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:19,014
and no mortal
can do anything to stop him.
321
00:12:19,016 --> 00:12:22,117
No mortal, but what about you?
322
00:12:22,119 --> 00:12:25,020
Why would I help mankind?
323
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:26,355
Satan, come on.
324
00:12:26,357 --> 00:12:28,791
Are you really gonna stand there
and not say you appreciate
325
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,126
all the nice things humans
have done for you lately?
326
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:32,661
I mean, not sure if you've noticed,
327
00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:35,898
but we're pretty much doing
things your way up here.
328
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,467
I... must admit, people up here on Earth
329
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:42,204
have been doing a lot of
my work for me lately.
330
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:46,475
Maybe... maybe it is time
I did something for them.
331
00:12:49,347 --> 00:12:52,681
GRAMPA: We were all young and
foolish back then, Billy.
332
00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:55,184
We didn't think about the future.
333
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:58,087
We just wanted things.
334
00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:02,157
This creature shows up,
and it seemed like a good deal,
335
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,126
for everyone in town.
336
00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:06,895
You didn't stop to think about
what it would mean for us?
337
00:13:06,897 --> 00:13:09,465
Ah, Billy, it's not that simple.
338
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:13,335
We thought about it. But our
town was so tiny back then.
339
00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:16,639
We just... We wanted nice
things other people had.
340
00:13:16,641 --> 00:13:17,973
And you didn't give two shits
341
00:13:17,975 --> 00:13:19,775
what it would mean
for your grandchildren.
342
00:13:19,777 --> 00:13:22,111
I didn't think I'd have grandkids.
343
00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:24,146
I didn't even want children
344
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:27,316
That's why I always came
on Gram Gram's tits.
345
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:28,684
[GROANS]
346
00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:30,986
But then, one night, I'm having
sex with your grandma,
347
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,921
and she sticks her finger in my ass.
348
00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:35,057
She had sometimes licked my ass before,
349
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:37,026
but this was the first time
she used her finger,
350
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:39,094
and I came inside her like that.
351
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:41,130
I pulled out, and your grandma was like,
352
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,898
"Did you just come in me?"
353
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:46,235
And I was like "Well, you stuck
your finger in my ass."
354
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:49,104
And that's basically
why you're here, Billy.
355
00:13:51,776 --> 00:13:53,475
This is supposed to make me feel better?
356
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:56,378
I'm just saying that I wasn't
thinking about the future
357
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,848
because your father was supposed
to be nothing but dried up crust
358
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,784
on Gram Gram's titties.
359
00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:04,920
You people made a deal with ManBearPig.
360
00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:06,355
How? Where?
361
00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:09,458
It doesn't matter, Billy.
It's too late now.
362
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:11,560
Tell me how the deal happened,
363
00:14:11,562 --> 00:14:14,630
so that I can try to make it go away.
364
00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:19,133
[SCREAMING]
365
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,368
[MANBEARPIG ROARS]
366
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,404
No! No!!
367
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,975
SATAN: ManBearPig!
368
00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:32,579
♪ ♪
369
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:37,818
[ROARS]
370
00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:47,694
♪ ♪
371
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,596
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
372
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:53,867
♪ ♪
373
00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:56,036
[ROARS]
374
00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:57,638
[GROWLS]
375
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,809
♪ ♪
376
00:15:01,811 --> 00:15:05,946
♪ ♪
377
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,482
- Now watch...
- [GROWLS]
378
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,317
[SCREAMS]
379
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:12,452
♪ ♪
380
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:20,127
♪ ♪
381
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:23,030
♪ ♪
382
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:26,532
[ROARS]
383
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,207
[COUGHING]
384
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,109
Satan!
385
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:39,313
H-Hey. Hey kids
386
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:41,114
[COUGHS]
387
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,816
I'm sorry.
388
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,086
No. Satan, you can't die.
389
00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:48,322
Everyone dies.
390
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,357
I just wish I could have helped you.
391
00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:53,126
[COUGHS] Oh, God. It hurts.
392
00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:55,562
We can't do this without you Satan.
393
00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:58,231
You have to. You have to keep trying.
394
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,367
If you can't stop ManBearPig,
how can we be...
395
00:16:00,369 --> 00:16:02,769
You have to keep trying!
396
00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:04,604
[COUGHS]
397
00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:07,441
You... have to believe.
398
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:10,177
[GRUNTS]
399
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,813
♪ ♪
400
00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,982
Mmph.
401
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,883
Satan's dead.
402
00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:19,519
[BELL TOLLS]
403
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,787
[CRYING]
404
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:23,423
Come back. Come back.
405
00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:31,398
[DING!]
406
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,500
Goodbye.
407
00:16:33,502 --> 00:16:36,770
♪ ♪
408
00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:39,940
Dude, this is pretty
fucked up right here.
409
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,561
And now on Park County Cable Access,
410
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:49,498
"Should We Start to Worry?"
with your host Jim Kimble.
411
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,967
As our town continues to burn
to the ground,
412
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,236
Satan has been slaughtered
and sent to heaven.
413
00:16:54,238 --> 00:16:56,171
Should we start to worry?
414
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:58,474
Joining me now, an expert
on our county resources
415
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,942
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
416
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:02,711
Alec, should we start to worry?
417
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:05,842
Jim, I think we should definitely
consider starting to worry.
418
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:07,613
Satan was one of the most
powerful entities,
419
00:17:07,624 --> 00:17:09,118
supposedly, in the universe,
420
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,620
and ManBearPig annihilated him
like a bitch.
421
00:17:11,622 --> 00:17:13,589
I don't think we should
waste any more time
422
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,290
underestimating the importance
423
00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,726
of beginning to think about
starting to worry.
424
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:21,797
Also joining us is the former
Vice President, Al Gore.
425
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:25,300
Mr. Gore, do you believe
it's time for us to deliberate
426
00:17:25,302 --> 00:17:27,269
the process of starting to worry?
427
00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:29,972
[ECHOING] If by worrying,
you mean getting cereal,
428
00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:31,974
then an emphatic "yes!"
429
00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:33,976
I don't think there's any more room
430
00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:36,378
for not considering
underestimating the importance
431
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,714
of beginning to start
the process of mulling over
432
00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:41,083
the conceptualization
of starting to worry.
433
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,952
And the time to do it is... very soon.
434
00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:45,888
Hey, what are you doing?
435
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,257
I'm being a spiritual mentor.
436
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,959
These people are depending on me.
437
00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:52,861
No, they're depending on me!
438
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,331
I'm depending on you, goofball!
439
00:17:56,333 --> 00:18:00,369
[SCREAMS AND SIRENS WAILING] Aah!
440
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,905
All right, looks like we're clear.
441
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:06,008
I can't believe it's
the weekend, and I'm at school!
442
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,342
This is the best place to hide.
443
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:10,367
Why? Of all the places we could hide,
why do I have to sit here in school?
444
00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:11,403
Mmph!
445
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,504
Where's the last place anyone
would think we would hide?
446
00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:16,028
The scene of our supposed crime,
dummies! We're safe here.
447
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,820
I'd rather be in jail than in school.
448
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,059
[DOOR KNOB RATTLING]
449
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,756
Mm mmph!
450
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,324
Guys? Guys!
451
00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:23,492
Stan!
452
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,590
Guys, thank God!
Just stay right there, Grandpa!
453
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,695
I know all about the deal.
I know what we have to do.
454
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:28,764
How'd you find us here?
455
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:29,932
I figured you guys
were hiding somewhere.
456
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,480
This is the first place
I thought to look.
457
00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:32,501
Mm-hmm!
458
00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:34,230
Yeah, I guess we're dummies, huh, Kenny?
459
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,644
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.
460
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:37,358
Guys, listen... My stupid grandpa
461
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:39,722
and a bunch of other old people
made the deal with ManBearPig.
462
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,378
It's here because of their greediness.
463
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:42,611
GRANDPA: Everyone's greedy!
464
00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:44,003
Shut up, Grandpa!
465
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,643
I know where to go,
but I need your help.
466
00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:47,932
I'm going to face ManBearPig
and put an end to this deal.
467
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:50,903
Are you crazy? We just saw
ManBearPig take down Satan.
468
00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:52,778
What the hell are we supposed to
do against it?
469
00:18:52,794 --> 00:18:54,755
- We have to try.
- [SIREN WAILS]
470
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:58,167
MAN: Attention school shooters... again.
471
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,438
We have you surrounded... again.
472
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,640
Come out with your hands up!
473
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:08,011
We just sat in school for nothing.
474
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,014
Listen! We know what to do now!
475
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,684
Drop to the ground and put
your hands on your heads.
476
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,919
No, I need to face ManBearPig.
477
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,155
We have orders! You're coming with us!
478
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,723
YATES: Belay those orders!
479
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:24,394
♪ ♪
480
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:28,866
I've been a fool
denying ManBearPig's existence,
481
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,935
and I didn't realize it
till I went home.
482
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,239
My wife... had started
a new life without me.
483
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,307
I wanted to give up,
484
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,810
but instead,
I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
485
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,079
and I went to an island north of Cuba.
486
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,482
After I came back, that's
when it all caught up with me.
487
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,518
All the stagecoaches I had robbed,
488
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,554
all the horses I had stole... for what?!
489
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:54,291
We're nothing if we don't
believe in each other!
490
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,927
And God damn it, it's never
too late to start trying
491
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,662
to do the right thing.
492
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,031
You think you know what that is boys?
493
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,100
Yes, I do.
494
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,768
We're going to face ManBearPig
495
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,120
and put an end to this deal
once and for all.
496
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:14,745
Okay, sign here... and here.
497
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,114
These documents state
merely that you've been granted
498
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,150
power of attorney by your town
and that you wish to attempt
499
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,885
to void the current agreement.
500
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,787
Kay...
501
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,556
Since this is a renegotiation,
502
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,791
you agree that ManBearPig
has right to compensation
503
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,294
for termination,
and you will give up all rights
504
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,096
to specified assets.
505
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:35,165
Yes. Yes, we agree to give back
cars and ice cream.
506
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,400
[MANBEARPIG GRUNTS]
507
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,202
Uh, let me confer with my client.
508
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,105
- [GRUNTING SOFTLY]
- Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
509
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,574
- My client says that he...
- [GRUNTING SOFTLY]
510
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,477
Kay. Uh, mm-hmm.
511
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,080
ManBearPig has no interest in you
giving up cars and ice cream.
512
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,649
Well, what's he want everyone
to give up?
513
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,753
[CROWD MURMURING]
514
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,088
There! There he is! There he is!
515
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,423
Is it over?!
516
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,659
Um, he says he'll never
come back again, but...
517
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,863
we have to give up soy sauce
and Red Dead Redemption 2.
518
00:21:07,176 --> 00:21:10,739
ALL: Ohhhh!
519
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,973
Just plain rice?
520
00:21:16,637 --> 00:21:18,776
Yeah, that's what I thought.
521
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,746
Um, could we possibly talk about
restructuring a new deal?
522
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,748
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
523
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,084
No. No. Just, like, can we do,
like, a renegotiation?
524
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,153
All right, sign here and here
525
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,022
that you are entering
a renegotiation with ManBearPig.
526
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,391
- Where do I sign that?
- Right there.
527
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,393
- Okay.
- Yeah, I thought so.
528
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,795
Shut up, Grandpa.
529
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,606
MAN: And sign here
that ManBearPig has rights
530
00:21:39,617 --> 00:21:41,996
to the lives of all children
in third world countries.
531
00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:43,033
Kay, got it.
532
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,270
And you agree to ignore ManBearPig
until he returns in five years,
533
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,514
in which time the carnage
will be a thousand fold.
534
00:21:48,525 --> 00:21:49,791
Kay, where do I sign that?
535
00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:53,991
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- Re-synced by darthfrede -
www.addic7ed.com
536
00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:57,945
Arghhh!
537
00:21:57,947 --> 00:21:59,847
Foolish mortals!
538
00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:03,751
Your time is nigh! Face your end!
539
00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:06,754
Um, it looks like Satan is here.
540
00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:08,589
Should I start to worry?
541
00:22:08,591 --> 00:22:11,159
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]