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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Oh, boy! This is looking so great!
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Hey, Dad, the big bike parade
is this weekend.
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How's it look?
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First prize is $50.
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What are you saying,
that our family needs cash?!
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I'm busting my ass
trying to make ends meet!
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You wanna go live with Kim Kardashian?
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She's better than me
'cause she's got money?!
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(BLEEP) you, son!
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Butters really loves that bike parade.
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I don't need to be reminded
every 10 minutes
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that money's tight.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just this new job.
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It can be such a grind.
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You work too hard at that place.
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Kids these days just don't understand
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how much their parents break
their backs to provide.
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Come on, Stotch!
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You're driving carpool today or not?
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Gotta get down factory before the bell!
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Goodbye, Linda.
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Don't let that place work you to death.
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Yeah!
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Yippie!
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Hey, fellas! What'dya think?
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Think about what?
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How my decorations are coming.
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The big bike parade is this weekend.
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Bike parade? That's so dumb.
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Well, you won't think it's dumb
when I win first prize.
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I'm going all out this year.
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I'll finally beat Larry Zewiski.
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Dude, nobody cares about
a stupid bike parade.
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Hey, Stotch!
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You gettin' pumped
for the big bike parade?
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Yeah, I'm pretty excited, I guess.
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Wow! Hey, nice bike, Larry.
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Are you gonna be in the bike parade?
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Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
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Come on, girls.
I'll show you my blue ribbons.
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Later, Stotch. Sucker.
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Well, anyway...
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I'm gettin' some more things
for my bike, too.
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I'll... I'll see ya, fellas.
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So, this is where all the main
boxing and transferring happens.
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I'm excited to have
you guys working here
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at the fulfillment center,
Mr. and Mrs. Tweek.
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We didn't really have a choice.
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Since the fulfillment center opened,
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me and wife's coffee business
has gone belly up.
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Yeah, people are ordering
everything online these days.
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That's why you'll find a lot
of familiar faces working here.
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Everything's automated
and timed to precision
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to get people's orders out to them
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as soon as possible.
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This is Josh.
He'll be your section manager.
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Howdy, folks.
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In these warehouses, there
are over one million items,
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from toothpaste to go-karts,
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and it's the work of both
humans and machines
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that make the work possible.
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Ahghghgghgh!
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You'll get a message on
your device which item to get,
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then get it to one of our loaders,
and the machines do the rest.
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We got another one!
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Josh!
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Ahghgh! Ahghghgh!
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Wahghgh!
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Hang on, Josh!
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Ahghghggh!
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Shut it down! Shut it down!
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It's not shutting down.
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Ooohhh!
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Ahghghghghggh!
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Ahghghghghgh!
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Whenever there's a workplace accident,
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you need to fill out a 1081 form.
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What are you doing?
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Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm! Mrph?
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"Wassup" is I thought we agreed
bike parades are stupid.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Don't lie, Kenny!
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You saw that Larry kid
scoring chicks with his bike,
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heard about the cash prize,
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and you decided to do the
bike parade behind our backs.
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I know 'cause I thought the same thing.
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Me, too.
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Jesus.
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Is this really what it's
come down to, you guys?
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Whatever happened to us?
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What do you mean?
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It used to always be the four of us.
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Always.
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Now Stan's moved to a farm,
I have anxiety,
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Kenny... Nobody really talks to Kenny.
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And then there's just... Kyle.
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We used to do everything together.
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What if we did this, like the old days?
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Four bikes. One common theme.
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We could totally own the bike parade.
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- Mrph!
- If we order everything online,
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we can have it delivered tomorrow!
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We need props, pyrotechnics, the works!
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Yeah, and we gotta order some bad-ass
spokes and those wheel bumpers!
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I'll start looking for costumes!
What theme are we thinking?!
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Kenny, get on your mom's laptop
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and start ordering streamers,
sparklers, and rockets!
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Make sure everyone ships
Next Day Delivery!
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This is gonna be just like
the old times, you guys!
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♪ Working me fingers to the bone ♪
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♪ I needs me a drink before goin' home ♪
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♪ Be back in the morning,
pack boxes at dawn ♪
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♪ Workin' for Amazon ♪
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Can I get a beer, please?
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Whatcha got on tap?
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Amazon, Amazon light, and Amazon IPA.
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Gimme Amazon light. I'm a Prime member.
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What the fook are we doin', anyway?
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Breakin' our backs!
Loadin' up forklifts!
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Gettin' papercuts from boxes!
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And for what? A measly paycheck
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that just barely covers
our online purchases.
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Yeah, well, we should be
thankful we even have jobs, huh?
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Before the fulfillment center opened,
we didn't really have anything.
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We had our dignity!
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Everyone! Everyone, listen!
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Amazon just posted a statement
about Josh's accident.
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They're calling it human error.
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"Amazon regrets the recent
workplace accident"
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and is working
to better train its workers
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"so that no future accidents occur."
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Who do they think they are?!
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It was the bloody machines!
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Okay, hold on, everyone.
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I'm sure there's an explanation.
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This is what we've been reduced to!
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We are the backbone that makes
the fulfillment center work!
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Maybe they should see
what it would be like
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if we didn't show up to work!
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We'll do it for Josh
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and so what happened to him
never happens to anyone else.
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Hold on, guys!
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M-My son has a big
bike parade coming up.
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I-I can't just not show up to work now.
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What's more important to you, Stotch?
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A bike parade or Josh?
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A bike parade.
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Amazon workers, we are on strike!
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My stuff's here!
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My stuff! My stuff! My
stuff, my stuff, my stuff!
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- Morning, hon.
- Shut up.
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Stuff?
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Stuff?
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Mom, were there a bunch
of packages for me?
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I don't think anyone's getting
packages, sweetie. Look.
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The Amazon Fulfillment Center
has been shut down
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as hundreds of employees refuse to work.
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Customers all over the state are
wondering where their Amazon orders are
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as workers demand more respect
and more money.
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The uprising started
with a workplace accident
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which Amazon blamed on human error.
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Joining me now is the victim
of the accident... Josh Carter.
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And, Josh, how does it feel
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to have your accident
spark so much upheaval?
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You know, Tom, I think something
like this was bound to happen.
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There's those at the top who
control the means of production,
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and then there's the working
class that enables those means
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by selling their labor power for wages.
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When there's conflict, the ruling class
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tries to blame the working class.
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Can you get out of the box?
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No, my organs have been compacted,
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so if the box opens,
I spill out and die.
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I believe the working class
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needs to revolt against capitalism
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and bring about
socioeconomic emancipation.
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Do you get hot in the box?
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Ship to address. Order now.
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Usually ships in...
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four to six weeks?!
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I can make my own towels
in four to six weeks.
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Mayor, you have a visitor.
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Not now. I'm having problems.
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But, Mayor, it's, uh, Jeff Bezos.
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Founder and CEO of Amazon Jeff Bezos?
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Yeah.
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Okay, okay. Uh, let him in.
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Right on through here, Mr. Bezos.
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Mr. Bezos! How great to see you again!
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How have you been?
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I wish I was doing better.
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Please, Mayor, have a seat.
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Oh, thank you.
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I guess you're here
because of the... strike.
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We had a deal, Mayor.
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You told me this town would
be the perfect place
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for one of our fulfillment centers.
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And it has been.
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It gave so many people jobs,
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and I'm not really sure why
everyone is so...
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Disgruntled?
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Dissatisfied?
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Unamused?
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Would you like to know why
Amazon is so successful?
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Because the customer is
all that matters.
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Now orders are going unfulfilled
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all over the State of Colorado.
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That makes us look very bad.
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It makes you look very bad.
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Perhaps...
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you should no longer be a Prime member.
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Please...
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I-I'm trying to get everyone
back to work.
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I-I'm going to do everything that I can.
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Then we have an understanding.
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Goodbye, Mayor.
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If everyone stays unfulfilled,
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it will be you who pays the price.
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Anything? Did you get anything?
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Mrph rmphm.
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I guess it's time to face it.
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We aren't gonna get our stuff.
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Maybe if we re-order everything
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and have it shipped to a
different fulfillment center...
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There's no time.
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Let's face it,
we can't be in the bike parade.
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No! I refuse to believe
we have no other options.
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What...
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What did we do before Amazon?
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I mean, before we could get
whatever we wanted,
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where did we get stuff?
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At the...
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The m... The m-m-m...
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the mall.
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- Oh, yeah! The mall!
- Rmphm!
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Guess we haven't been
to the mall in a while.
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There's nobody here.
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There's gotta be somebody.
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Look!
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It's Wiener on a Stick.
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Uh, hello?
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Welcome to Wiener on a Stick.
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Are you the only one still at the mall?
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There are many... and yet none.
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There he is!
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Dad!
260
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:35,877
How did it go.
261
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They voted to keep striking.
262
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,612
There was a run in...
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violence between some
of the strikers and corporate.
264
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,903
They've decided to punish us
by taking our status.
265
00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:47,611
There's no easy way to say this,
266
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:50,323
so I'll just come out with it then.
267
00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:51,791
We're...
268
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:54,636
not Amazon Prime members any more.
269
00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:56,252
Then what are we?
270
00:14:56,784 --> 00:14:58,331
Everyone involved in the strike
271
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has been dropped down one level
from Prime.
272
00:15:00,253 --> 00:15:01,586
We're...
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We're now Amazon USDA Choice.
274
00:15:05,473 --> 00:15:06,572
That's...
275
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fine.
276
00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:11,086
We'll be USDA Choice...
I-It's almost as good as Prime.
277
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,280
You're a good woman for saying that.
278
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:17,584
But you're a bitch because it's a
lie and you're patronizing me.
279
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:21,581
Mom.
280
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:24,190
If I win the first prize
in the bike parade...
281
00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,268
I'll give the money to you guys.
282
00:15:30,665 --> 00:15:31,805
Please...
283
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,567
I don't know what else to do.
284
00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:37,203
My family is all that matters to me.
285
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:40,807
I made a promise to provide for them.
286
00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:43,409
What if we never get what we're
asking for from the strike?
287
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,655
What if they just get others
to do all the boxing for us?
288
00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:51,508
See how the worker
begins to question his determination.
289
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:53,477
Without his Amazon Prime status,
290
00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:56,122
he fluctuates between being
and non-being.
291
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,600
My family has to come first.
292
00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:01,185
Now... torn between memberships,
293
00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:04,197
the consumer-worker will reason
that the strike is pointless.
294
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,407
Prepare a bus.
295
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,720
We must make sure that boxers
who wish to box
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00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:10,165
have a safe way into
the fulfillment center.
297
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:22,982
I think maybe it was a bad idea
to come here, you guys.
298
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:27,153
Why have you come to this place?
299
00:16:28,657 --> 00:16:31,424
We came because... we need stuff.
300
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:34,636
Do you seek cosmetics?
301
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:37,204
Do you need puppies?
302
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:40,241
- Sample of lotion?
- What?!
303
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:42,192
Why, it's lemongrass lavender.
304
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,504
No!
305
00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:47,498
No, no, look!
We need very specific stuff.
306
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,600
There's a big bike parade on Saturday.
307
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:50,754
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
308
00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,236
- Bike parade!
- Bike parade?
309
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,813
Oooh! Bike parade!
310
00:16:53,824 --> 00:16:57,183
Yeah, and the four of us are
actually doing a group theme.
311
00:16:57,201 --> 00:17:00,845
The changing faces of immigrants in
America as told through bicycles.
312
00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,295
So...
313
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:04,640
do you need shoes?
314
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:08,419
Yeah, color coded specific shoes
in four specific sizes.
315
00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:11,898
What?
316
00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,058
We do not have the inventory
317
00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,802
that online wholesalers can provide.
318
00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,996
This is a waste of time, you guys.
319
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,773
Mrph rmh rmphm.
320
00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:21,850
Please!
321
00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:25,354
You are the only customers we've
had the pleasure of assisting
322
00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:27,671
since the fulfillment center opened!
323
00:17:27,682 --> 00:17:30,783
H-Hold on a minute. You all stay
here 'cause you want to work?
324
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,919
It is...
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00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:34,771
our purpose.
326
00:17:34,782 --> 00:17:37,049
Our purpose... Our purpose...
327
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,392
Our purpose...
328
00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:41,585
Wait a minute.
329
00:17:41,596 --> 00:17:44,964
You guys... I think I have an idea.
330
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,991
A bus with employees
wishing to return to work
331
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:50,536
is about to arrive here
at the fulfillment center
332
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,347
and the strikers are not happy!
333
00:17:52,358 --> 00:17:55,493
Also, dozens of Amazon customers
have shown up...
334
00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:58,135
angry customers who wish
to be fulfilled.
335
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:01,338
We want our stuff!
336
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:04,217
The customers say the boxers
need to return to work
337
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:06,395
because the shut down is
hurting everyone.
338
00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:09,079
I have a weed business to run!
339
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:12,058
I need my shit from Amazon
to make it all work!
340
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:14,002
At what cost, sir?!
341
00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,886
Do you care that personal worth
342
00:18:15,897 --> 00:18:18,898
is being reduced by capitalists
to exchange value?!
343
00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:21,943
Oh, yeah. That's typical
rhetoric from a Marxist box.
344
00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:24,394
Free trade is not free-dom!
345
00:18:24,405 --> 00:18:26,639
Perhaps socialism is the answer!
346
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:29,800
If you pay for shipping,
can you go anywhere you want?
347
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,744
Here comes the bus!
348
00:18:31,755 --> 00:18:33,455
Scabs! Scabs!
349
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,305
Scabs!
350
00:18:41,639 --> 00:18:43,630
Hey! It's Stotch!
351
00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:48,261
Ya can't do it, Stotch! Ya damn us all!
352
00:18:48,272 --> 00:18:50,654
Don't you understand, it's not about me!
353
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:51,964
It's my son!
354
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:54,843
If those orders get fulfilled,
then we got nothin'!
355
00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:56,354
He's just a kid!
356
00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:58,796
He wants to be in the bike parade!
357
00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:02,108
My son's in the bike parade, too!
358
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:05,478
He's got...
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00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:08,156
little tassels off the back of his seat.
360
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:11,010
Tiny flags stickin' out the handle bars.
361
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:13,621
But he deserves more, Stotch!
362
00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:17,634
If we don't make our stand now,
he doesn't have a chance.
363
00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:20,293
He'll get fookin' third or fourth place
364
00:19:20,304 --> 00:19:22,704
or just a fookin' participation ribbon!
365
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:26,117
I'm sorry.
366
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,637
Stotch!!
367
00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:40,279
It is... not as I expected.
368
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:43,649
Only one consumer-worker
broke through the picket lines.
369
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,410
Your townspeople are more
stubborn than I thought.
370
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,888
They're prideful people, yes.
371
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,266
Perhaps I should give up.
372
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,885
How I long to return to Bezos
and touch butts with my wife.
373
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,200
Amazon Fulfillment Center.
374
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,667
Uh, yeah, hi.
375
00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,805
We ordered a bunch of stuff,
and we haven't gotten it.
376
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:06,697
Yes! Yes, the workers are striking.
377
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,098
We're (BLEEP) working on it!
378
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,067
No, that's actually why we're calling.
379
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,769
We know a whole bunch of people
who can come work for you.
380
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,415
Is that so?
381
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,642
Now those fools will pay!
382
00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:20,043
What fools will pay?
383
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:21,621
Oh, no, sorry, um...
384
00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:24,390
You say you have
worker-consumers willing to box?
385
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,516
Yeah, but listen... We want our stuff.
386
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:28,177
We ordered a bunch of shit
for the bike parade
387
00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:30,915
and if we get you workers, we want
them to deliver our stuff first.
388
00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:34,400
Very well. Stay right where you are.
389
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:44,577
You didn't tell me
there was a bike parade.
390
00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:46,421
I didn't think it was relevant.
391
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:50,234
Everything is relevant
when it comes to customers.
392
00:20:57,926 --> 00:20:59,750
The history of this world...
393
00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:02,106
is the history of class struggles.
394
00:21:02,488 --> 00:21:05,255
Alienated from the products
of their labor...
395
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:09,226
from their fellow laborers,
and from their very essence,
396
00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:12,905
the oppressed worker will eventually
strike back at those capitalists
397
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:15,350
who control the means of production.
398
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,995
We have nothing to lose but our chains.
399
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:20,379
We will unite in revolution.
400
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:23,040
And if others try to break
through the picket line?
401
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:26,627
Nothing else can be allowed
into the fulfillment center...
402
00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,278
No matter what the cost.
403
00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:30,456
We're ready to follow you, Josh.
404
00:21:31,215 --> 00:21:33,410
Then follow me to hell.
405
00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:39,164
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