1 00:00:01,997 --> 00:00:03,931 Come on, admit it. It's true. 2 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:06,194 No, I won't, because it's not. 3 00:00:06,268 --> 00:00:10,170 - I use swear words, like anybody else. - Oh, really? 4 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:13,436 See, I've never heard you. So when is it that you do all this cussing? 5 00:00:13,508 --> 00:00:15,908 - After I go to bed, or-- - I swear... 6 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:18,276 when it's appropriate. 7 00:00:18,347 --> 00:00:22,408 Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate. 8 00:00:23,485 --> 00:00:25,476 Hey, there, Inara. 9 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:27,613 Heading off for some glamorous romance? 10 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:30,988 [ Chuckling ] Let's hope so. See you two tomorrow. 11 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:34,927 Don't let Mal get you into too much trouble while I'm gone. 12 00:00:34,997 --> 00:00:37,591 Bye now. Have good sex. 13 00:00:40,302 --> 00:00:44,033 - What? - [ Clattering ] 14 00:00:49,211 --> 00:00:54,012 - Oh! - Now, this would be a perfect time for a swear word. 15 00:00:54,082 --> 00:00:56,744 What... happened in here? 16 00:00:56,818 --> 00:01:00,310 - Needed to find some tape. - So you had to tear my infirmary apart? 17 00:01:00,389 --> 00:01:02,721 Apparently. 18 00:01:02,791 --> 00:01:05,692 My God. You're like a trained ape. 19 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,991 Without the training. 20 00:01:08,063 --> 00:01:09,963 Jayne. 21 00:01:10,032 --> 00:01:12,626 I told you we're setting down on the Canton factory settlement on Higgins's Moon. 22 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:14,726 Yep. That you did. 23 00:01:14,803 --> 00:01:16,794 Canton don't allow guns in their town. 24 00:01:16,872 --> 00:01:20,399 Yes, sir. That's why I ain't strappin' one to my hip. 25 00:01:20,475 --> 00:01:23,035 No. That's why you ain't strapping one anywhere. 26 00:01:23,111 --> 00:01:25,671 Oh, listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. 27 00:01:25,747 --> 00:01:28,614 I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts. 28 00:01:28,684 --> 00:01:31,152 Enemies? You? 29 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:33,449 No! How can it be? 30 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:35,820 Just don't like the idea of goin' in there empty-handed, is all. 31 00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:38,655 Why are you still arguing what's been decided? 32 00:01:54,209 --> 00:01:57,007 Okay, Inara. We're atmospheric. You are good to go. 33 00:01:57,079 --> 00:01:59,013 Thanks, Wash. 34 00:01:59,081 --> 00:02:01,379 Disengaging in three... 35 00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:03,315 two, one. 36 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,810 Canton really stinks. 37 00:02:28,877 --> 00:02:32,438 That's what makes it such a great drop point. No one comes here that doesn't have to. 38 00:02:32,514 --> 00:02:35,074 I vote we do this job really, really fast. 39 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:38,551 Kessler's our man. He's holding the goods we're to deliver. 40 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:42,818 We go in, make contact-- Easy-peasy. 41 00:02:42,891 --> 00:02:44,825 Zoe, you're holdin' down the fort. 42 00:02:44,893 --> 00:02:47,885 Call ahead to Bernoulli, let him know he'll have his merchandise end of the week. 43 00:02:47,963 --> 00:02:51,330 - Don't I usually stay with the ship? - I outrank you. 44 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,391 Have fun. 45 00:02:54,536 --> 00:02:57,061 So, this is a place where they-- 46 00:02:57,139 --> 00:02:59,107 they make mud. 47 00:02:59,174 --> 00:03:04,134 Yep. Clay, really. You'd be surprised how many things it ends up in. 48 00:03:04,212 --> 00:03:06,510 Serenity's got more than a few ceramic parts in her. 49 00:03:06,581 --> 00:03:07,843 - Really? - Yeah. 50 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:12,285 - Huh. - Captain, don't you think Simon should come with us? 51 00:03:12,354 --> 00:03:14,845 What? K-Kaylee, I don't think it's a good-- 52 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:17,357 [ Book ] Go on, boy. See the sights. 53 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,924 I can watch over your sister. I believe... 54 00:03:20,996 --> 00:03:22,930 we've been developing a rapport. 55 00:03:22,998 --> 00:03:26,297 - I-I don't know. River-- - Go on. 56 00:03:26,368 --> 00:03:32,329 I'm a shepherd after all. I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one. 57 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:36,571 We're not going that far, Doctor, and you might maybe make yourself useful. 58 00:03:37,679 --> 00:03:39,613 Come again? 59 00:03:39,681 --> 00:03:42,548 The management here don't take too kindly to sightseers, which is why we're... 60 00:03:42,617 --> 00:03:44,949 posin' as buyers. 61 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:48,217 There ain't a one of us looks the part more than the good doctor. 62 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:50,656 I mean, the pretty fits... 63 00:03:50,725 --> 00:03:53,057 soft hands-- definitely a moneyed individual. 64 00:03:53,128 --> 00:03:56,655 - All rich and lily-white, pasty all over-- - All right! 65 00:03:56,731 --> 00:04:00,292 Fine. I'll go. Just stop describing me. 66 00:04:00,368 --> 00:04:02,802 You're the boss, boss. 67 00:04:02,871 --> 00:04:06,204 He's the boss now? Day keeps gettin' better and better. 68 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:19,383 Area's employees only. 69 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:23,083 Best be getting back to the landing unless you have business here. 70 00:04:23,158 --> 00:04:26,389 Yes. 71 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:30,397 Yes, I-- I'm looking... to buy some mud. 72 00:04:30,465 --> 00:04:35,061 Well, then. [ Chuckles ] You've come to the right place. 73 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:42,233 'Course, we can handle any volume here. 74 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:45,768 We've over 2,000 workers, mostly indentured. 75 00:04:45,847 --> 00:04:47,781 We pay them next to nothing. 76 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:52,013 That way we can pass the savings directly on to you, the customer. 77 00:04:52,087 --> 00:04:54,521 [ Simon ] Savings. 78 00:04:54,589 --> 00:04:57,183 Uh, excellent. That's, uh-- 79 00:04:57,259 --> 00:05:00,717 Because as I said before, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna be needing quite a bit of it. 80 00:05:00,795 --> 00:05:03,127 I, uh-- I'm a buyer. 81 00:05:03,198 --> 00:05:05,393 The best of its kind. 82 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:08,732 Uh, we mix it, we brick it raw right here on the premises. 83 00:05:08,803 --> 00:05:11,704 Uh, you add the right catalyst, you kiln it proper... 84 00:05:11,773 --> 00:05:15,766 this stuff s 10 times stronger than steel at half the weight. 85 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:20,042 Yes. I've heard great, uh-- 86 00:05:20,115 --> 00:05:23,642 What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise? 87 00:05:23,718 --> 00:05:25,583 He's learning. 88 00:05:25,654 --> 00:05:27,281 - It's, uh-- - [ Mal ] Excuse me, boss. 89 00:05:27,355 --> 00:05:30,085 I'm sure the foreman has things need attending. 90 00:05:30,158 --> 00:05:32,558 Why don't we wander a bit, take a look at the operation? 91 00:05:32,627 --> 00:05:36,654 - Then you can figure on whether we get an account here. - Yes? 92 00:05:36,731 --> 00:05:40,064 Yes. Yes, we'll uh-- 93 00:05:40,135 --> 00:05:42,603 We'll-We'll wander a bit. 94 00:05:42,671 --> 00:05:46,801 Fair enough. Come and see me when you're through. 95 00:05:49,978 --> 00:05:53,778 All right. Let's get to work in town, find our man Kessler, get this job done. 96 00:05:55,383 --> 00:05:58,409 Boy's gonna get us killed. Let's just do this deal and get. 97 00:05:58,486 --> 00:06:01,250 His disguise isn't half as funny as yours. 98 00:06:01,323 --> 00:06:04,588 - Who are you supposed to be, anyway? - You haven't been here in years. 99 00:06:04,659 --> 00:06:06,524 You really think you need that getup? 100 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:09,120 No one's gonna remember you. 101 00:06:09,197 --> 00:06:11,131 I think it's possible they might. 102 00:06:24,412 --> 00:06:27,245 Son of a bitch! 103 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:33,483 ~ Take my love, take my land ~ 104 00:06:33,555 --> 00:06:37,013 ~ Take me where I cannot stand ~ 105 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,788 ~ I don't care, I'm still free ~ 106 00:06:39,861 --> 00:06:43,991 ~ You can't take the sky from me ~ 107 00:06:44,065 --> 00:06:46,795 ~ Take me out to the black ~ 108 00:06:46,868 --> 00:06:50,360 ~ Tell 'em I ain't comin'back ~ 109 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:53,032 ~ Burn the land and boil the sea ~ 110 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:57,238 ~ You can't take the sky from me ~ 111 00:07:05,887 --> 00:07:08,549 ~ There's no place I can be ~ 112 00:07:08,623 --> 00:07:11,922 ~ Since I found serenity ~ 113 00:07:11,993 --> 00:07:15,520 ~ But you can't take the sky from me ~ 114 00:07:25,707 --> 00:07:28,767 -Jayne? - Yeah? 115 00:07:28,843 --> 00:07:31,869 You wanna tell me how come there's a statue... 116 00:07:31,946 --> 00:07:34,779 of you here lookin'at me like I owe him somethin'? 117 00:07:34,849 --> 00:07:39,252 - Wishin' I could, Captain. - No, seriously,Jayne. You wanna tell me-- 118 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,788 Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. 119 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:46,192 I was here a few years back, like I said... 120 00:07:46,261 --> 00:07:50,197 pulled a second story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill... 121 00:07:50,265 --> 00:07:52,460 but things went... way south. 122 00:07:52,534 --> 00:07:54,934 I had to hightail it. They don't... 123 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:57,972 put you on a pedestal in the town square for that. 124 00:07:58,039 --> 00:08:01,736 Yeah, 'cept I'm looking at some very compelling evidence says they do. 125 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:04,244 This must be what going mad feels like. 126 00:08:04,312 --> 00:08:07,110 I think they captured him, though. 127 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:10,151 You know, captured his essence. 128 00:08:10,218 --> 00:08:12,243 Looks sorta angry, don't he? 129 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,982 That's kinda what I meant. 130 00:08:15,056 --> 00:08:17,422 [ Whistle Blowing ] 131 00:08:17,492 --> 00:08:20,086 [ Foreman ] Shift four on duty. Shift four on duty. 132 00:08:22,831 --> 00:08:25,891 Uh, hey. I got an idea. 133 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:29,061 Instead of us hangin'around playin' art critic till I get pinched by the man... 134 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:31,571 how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work... 135 00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:33,834 and get along with our increasingly eerie-assed day, how's that? 136 00:08:33,908 --> 00:08:35,842 I don't know. 137 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:39,846 This here's a spectacle might warrant a moment's consideration. 138 00:08:39,914 --> 00:08:44,510 Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me. 139 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,579 Come on, gorram it. We got a job. 140 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:50,283 Let's go do it, get the hell outta here. 141 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:56,961 I crossed the magistrate of this company town. Understand? 142 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:01,498 He ain't exactly a forgivin' sort of guy. 143 00:09:03,371 --> 00:09:06,306 - Magistrate Higgins, I may presume. - You may. 144 00:09:06,374 --> 00:09:09,810 But I only make the people I own use my title. 145 00:09:09,878 --> 00:09:13,609 Mr. Higgins... [ Kisses Hand ] will do fine. 146 00:09:13,681 --> 00:09:15,774 And you can call me Inara, Mr. Higgins. 147 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:20,549 It's a rare pleasure, your visit to my little moon. 148 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:24,058 -Journey wasn't too taxing? - Not at all. 149 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:27,492 I'm refreshed and ready. Shall we begin at, say, 7:30? 150 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:30,622 Perfect. 151 00:09:30,698 --> 00:09:34,259 I have a feeling it will take all your art to deal with this particular problem. 152 00:09:34,335 --> 00:09:38,396 Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise. 153 00:09:46,915 --> 00:09:51,045 - What are we up to, sweetheart? - Fixing your Bible. 154 00:09:51,119 --> 00:09:55,886 I, um-- What? 155 00:09:55,957 --> 00:09:57,925 Your Bible's broken. 156 00:09:57,992 --> 00:10:01,393 Contradictions, false logistics-- Doesn't make sense. 157 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:03,521 No, no. Y-You can't-- 158 00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:08,535 So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. 159 00:10:08,603 --> 00:10:12,198 Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. 160 00:10:12,273 --> 00:10:14,207 Eleven. 161 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:17,472 Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of 11 , 11 times... 162 00:10:17,545 --> 00:10:19,945 but always comes out one. 163 00:10:21,282 --> 00:10:24,149 - Noah's ark is a problem. - Really? 164 00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:27,086 We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon." 165 00:10:27,155 --> 00:10:31,091 Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammal on the same boat. 166 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:33,923 Give me that. 167 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:37,431 River, you don't... fix the Bible. 168 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,864 It's broken. 169 00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:42,232 It doesn't make sense. 170 00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:47,339 It's not about... making sense. 171 00:10:47,408 --> 00:10:50,571 It's about believing in something. 172 00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:55,082 And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. 173 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:57,310 It's about faith. 174 00:10:57,385 --> 00:11:00,752 You don't fix faith, River. 175 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,320 It fixes you. 176 00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:12,761 [ Paper Tears ] 177 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,200 You hang on to those, then. 178 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,966 [ People Chattering ] 179 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,740 [ Strumming Guitar Chord ] 180 00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:26,543 [Jayne ] Can't be a statue of me. No reason for it. 181 00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:30,380 Flies in the face of every kind of sense. 182 00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:32,976 Won't argue with that. 183 00:11:33,054 --> 00:11:36,387 [ Spitting ] 184 00:11:36,457 --> 00:11:39,051 [ Speaking Chinese ] 185 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:42,528 - Mmm. They call it mudder's milk. - [ Gags ] 186 00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:47,728 All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner... 187 00:11:47,802 --> 00:11:49,963 plus 15 percent alcohol. 188 00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:52,871 - It's horrific. - [ Simon ] Worked for the Egyptians. 189 00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:55,967 - What's that? - The ancient Egyptians. 190 00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:58,808 Back on Earth that was. 191 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,509 Not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed the slaves to build pyramids. 192 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:06,383 It's liquid bread. It kept them from starving... 193 00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:09,582 and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection. 194 00:12:09,657 --> 00:12:14,185 Wow. Simon, that was so... historical. 195 00:12:14,262 --> 00:12:18,892 Now, what's a gussied-up fella like you doing in a place like this? 196 00:12:24,839 --> 00:12:27,273 Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck. 197 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:31,009 - Git! - [ Gasps ] 198 00:12:34,816 --> 00:12:37,751 - You wouldn't be looking for Kessler? -Just havin' a brew. 199 00:12:37,819 --> 00:12:41,846 - I knew a Kessler. - Knew? 200 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,393 He was a good middleman. 201 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,895 Low-profile. Didn't filch. 202 00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,431 Last week, the factory foreman and his prod crew... 203 00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:53,433 heard he was movin' contraband through town. 204 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:56,629 - Gave him a peck of trouble for it. - What kind of peck was that? 205 00:12:56,704 --> 00:13:00,902 The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machete... 206 00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:03,466 - rolled him into the bog. - They peck pretty hard around here. 207 00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:06,570 Listen. My client off-world is waiting for his delivery. 208 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,581 - If the goods are gone-- - Not to worry. 209 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:12,483 Your man's merchandise is here, safe in Kessler's hiding place. 210 00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:14,817 We just gotta figure out how to get it across town... 211 00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:17,722 without being seen by the foreman and his prods. 212 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:20,784 I advise we all just lay low for a moment. 213 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:27,430 -[ Man ] ~ Jayne ~ - [Jayne Mutters In Chinese ] 214 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,562 ~ The man they callJayne ~ 215 00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:32,902 [ People Whooping, Cheering ] 216 00:13:32,974 --> 00:13:37,468 ~ He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor ~ 217 00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:39,945 ~ Stood up to the man and he gave him what for ~ 218 00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:44,144 ~ Our love for him now ain't hard to explain ~ 219 00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:49,918 ~ The hero of Canton The man they callJayne ~ 220 00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:57,926 ~ Now,Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin' ~ 221 00:13:57,999 --> 00:14:01,162 ~ He saw the mudders' laments ~ 222 00:14:01,235 --> 00:14:05,763 ~ And he saw the magistrate takin'~ 223 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:10,436 ~ Every dollar and leavin' five cents ~ 224 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:13,639 ~ So he said You can't do that to my people ~ 225 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:16,615 Uh,Jayne? 226 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:19,949 Yeah, Mal? 227 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:22,114 You got any light you'd like to shed on this development? 228 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,920 ~ Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal ~ 229 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:27,460 No, Mal. 230 00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:32,488 No, this must be what going mad feels like. 231 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:36,262 ~ He stood up to the man and he gave him what for ~ 232 00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:40,730 ~ Our love for him now ain't hard to explain ~ 233 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:45,999 ~ The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne ~ 234 00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:51,206 ~ Now, here is what separates heroes ~ 235 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:56,044 ~ From common folk like you and I ~ 236 00:14:56,115 --> 00:15:00,108 ~ The man they call Jayne he turned 'round his plane ~ 237 00:15:00,186 --> 00:15:03,417 ~ And let that money hit sky ~ 238 00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:07,050 Oh, begorram, that's where that cash went. 239 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,754 I stole that money from Higgins like that song says. 240 00:15:09,829 --> 00:15:12,764 Lifted me one of his hovercraft, but I got tagged by anti-aircraft... 241 00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:16,199 started losin' altitude, had to dump them strongboxes... 242 00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,533 stay airborne. 243 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,469 Sixty thousand... 244 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:27,843 untraceable... 245 00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:32,180 and I drop it right square in the middle of mud farmer central. 246 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:37,286 We got to go to the crappy town where I'm a hero. 247 00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:40,292 ~ The man they callJayne ~ 248 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,954 [ Whooping, Cheering ] 249 00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:57,975 - Hello? - In here, River. 250 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,706 Um-- 251 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:04,011 I'm-- I tore these out of your symbol... 252 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,779 and they turned into paper... 253 00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:09,447 but I want to put them back, so-- 254 00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:12,582 - Sorry. What's that? - [ Screaming ] 255 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:16,756 River! River, come back! 256 00:16:16,829 --> 00:16:21,027 - [ Screaming Continues ] - Preacher, what the hell did you-- Whoa. 257 00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,470 Captain, now they're off the subject of me... 258 00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:26,471 shouldn't we be gettin' the hell out of here? 259 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:28,632 I'd say that's a reasonable request, given the circumstances. 260 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,801 Ruttin' mudders. 261 00:16:36,249 --> 00:16:38,649 - [ People Chattering ] - [ Man ] There he is. 262 00:16:38,718 --> 00:16:40,982 [ All Cheering ] 263 00:16:45,258 --> 00:16:48,750 Jayne!Jayne!Jayne! Jayne!Jayne!Jayne! 264 00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:52,827 [ Chanting Continues ] 265 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:05,969 Give me some milk. 266 00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:12,342 Don't you understand? He's come back. 267 00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:15,683 It's Jayne. 268 00:17:15,755 --> 00:17:20,055 - What the-- - Hero can't and won't be drinkin' that [ Chinese ]. 269 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,924 He drinks the best whiskey in the house! 270 00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:24,861 [ All Cheering ] 271 00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:34,340 What the hell's goin' on? Is this how people lay low where you're from? 272 00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:36,534 - Not generally, no. - Listen, friend. 273 00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:39,635 I came here to make sure a deal went down solid. 274 00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:42,840 Not to get chopped up by the Canton prod crew and fed to the bog. 275 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:45,679 I understand your concerns, friend. 276 00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:47,515 This here's all part of our new plan. 277 00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:51,045 [ Cheering Continues ] 278 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,157 - Captain, how exactly is this part of-- - Still working the details. 279 00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:11,242 [ Door Opens ] 280 00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:18,841 Inara, allow me to introduce my son, Fess Higgins. 281 00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:23,719 Hello, Fess. Mr. Higgins, this shuttle is a place of union. 282 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:27,282 - I'm sure you can appreciate-- - What is this? 283 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,796 I brought you here to bed my son, not throw him a tea party. 284 00:18:30,863 --> 00:18:35,527 Sir, a Companion greeting ceremony is a ritual with centuries of-- 285 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,900 My son is 26 years old, and he ain't yet a man. 286 00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:43,364 Twenty-six. And since he can't find a willing woman-- 287 00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:46,935 Mr. Higgins, you're not allowed here. 288 00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:51,211 - What? - As I said, this room is a consecrated place of union. 289 00:18:51,284 --> 00:18:54,310 - Only your son belongs here. - Well, I'm-- 290 00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:56,617 Now, why don't you go on and let us begin our work? 291 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:59,749 - Now listen here, young lady-- - Good night, Mr. Higgins. 292 00:19:06,132 --> 00:19:08,600 Well, that's a bit more peaceful. 293 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,602 Will you sit? 294 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,571 - To Jayne! - [ All ] To Jayne! 295 00:19:13,639 --> 00:19:16,403 - To me! - Woo-woo-woo-woo! 296 00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:23,942 - To the mudders! - [ All Cheering ] 297 00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:26,717 [ Yelling In Chinese ] 298 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:32,756 [ Drunkenly ] You know, I've saved lives. 299 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:35,191 Dozens. Maybe hundreds. 300 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,456 I-- I reattached a girl's leg. 301 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:42,832 Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. 302 00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:45,530 I got a hamster. 303 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,835 He drops a box of money-- 304 00:19:47,907 --> 00:19:49,841 he gets a town. 305 00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:52,207 [ Drunkenly ] Hamsters is nice. 306 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,679 To Jayne. The... 307 00:19:55,748 --> 00:19:59,809 box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing. 308 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,550 You know, you are pretty funny. 309 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:07,218 And you're pretty... 310 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,227 pretty. 311 00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:16,026 - What did you just say? - I just said that you're pretty. 312 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:22,001 Even when you're covered in engine grease, you're-- 313 00:20:22,074 --> 00:20:26,033 No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease. 314 00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:29,343 It's time to get out of this nut house. I got some plannin' to work out. 315 00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:34,614 - Now, Captain? Things are goin' so well. - I suppose. 316 00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:36,780 Jayne's certainly feeling better about life, but-- 317 00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:41,520 I said, things are going well. 318 00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:45,693 Oh. Well. 319 00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,892 Well, I tell you what. 320 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:51,403 Jayne is stuck here with his adoring masses. 321 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:55,372 Why don't you and Simon hang around and keep an eye on him for me? 322 00:21:01,147 --> 00:21:03,377 [ River ] They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. 323 00:21:03,449 --> 00:21:06,612 They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger. 324 00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:08,677 River? 325 00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:11,982 - Please, why don't you come on out? - No. 326 00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:14,583 I can't. Too much hair. 327 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:19,256 Is-- Is that it? 328 00:21:19,332 --> 00:21:23,735 Hell, yes, Preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her. 329 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:29,171 It's the rules of my order. 330 00:21:30,243 --> 00:21:32,575 Like the book, it symbolizes-- 331 00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:37,241 Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. 332 00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:39,841 Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. 333 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:41,853 Waiting. 334 00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:45,319 Honey, we're home! 335 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,588 Where've you guys been? Mal, Bernoulli's chomping at the bit. 336 00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:50,595 Says he wants his merchandise yesterday. 337 00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:52,494 We got a few wrinkles to work out. 338 00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:56,831 Did you know that Jayne is a bona fide folk hero? 339 00:21:56,902 --> 00:21:59,462 - Got a song and everything. - [ Speaking Chinese ] 340 00:21:59,538 --> 00:22:01,836 - You've been drinking, husband. - That he has. 341 00:22:01,907 --> 00:22:03,841 Don't make it any less the case. 342 00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,843 - Are you telling me thatJayne-- - It's true. 343 00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:07,879 True enough we can use it anyways. 344 00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:11,713 We talked a few pillars of the mudder community into having a little... 345 00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:14,810 Jayne Day celebration in town square tomorrow. 346 00:22:14,887 --> 00:22:16,855 [ Snickering ] 347 00:22:16,922 --> 00:22:21,018 It should buy us enough of a distraction to get the stolen goods out... 348 00:22:21,093 --> 00:22:23,323 from under the foreman and his crew of prods. 349 00:22:23,396 --> 00:22:26,331 You're really gonna have to start again.Jayne's a what? 350 00:22:26,399 --> 00:22:29,596 This whole thing-- Uh, it-- 351 00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,660 It is embarrassing. 352 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,300 My father's right again, I guess. And to have to bring you here-- 353 00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:42,336 Your father isn't right, Fess. It's not embarrassing to be a virgin. 354 00:22:42,415 --> 00:22:45,475 It's simply one's state of being. 355 00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:48,349 As far as bringing me here-- 356 00:22:48,421 --> 00:22:52,881 Companions choose the people they're to be with very carefully. 357 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,892 For example... 358 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,190 if your father had asked me to come here for him... 359 00:22:57,263 --> 00:22:59,390 I wouldn't have. 360 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,456 Really? 361 00:23:01,534 --> 00:23:03,525 Really, Fess. 362 00:23:04,537 --> 00:23:07,062 But you're different from him. 363 00:23:07,139 --> 00:23:11,007 The more you accept that, the stronger you'll become. 364 00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:23,383 So the magistrate, he let you folks keep all that cash? 365 00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:26,016 He did. And it pained him, that's for dead sure. 366 00:23:26,092 --> 00:23:29,425 When he found out, he sent his prods in to take it back from us... 367 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,896 - but the workers resisted. - Fought the law, huh? 368 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:36,526 If the mudders are together on a thing, there's too many of us to be put down. 369 00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:39,435 So in the end, he just called it a bonus. 370 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:43,771 - That's one hell of a bonus. - And then, when we put that statue of you in town square... 371 00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:46,277 he rolled in, wanted to tear it down... 372 00:23:46,345 --> 00:23:48,506 but the whole town rioted. 373 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:54,250 You guys had a riot? On account of me? 374 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,256 My very own riot? 375 00:23:58,324 --> 00:24:01,589 I can't believe you're back. 376 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:06,393 - How could I stay away? - Hey. 377 00:24:09,135 --> 00:24:11,126 Magistrate Higgins. 378 00:24:11,203 --> 00:24:13,603 My son's out there. 379 00:24:13,672 --> 00:24:16,732 I pray to God losin' his cherry. 380 00:24:16,809 --> 00:24:21,041 There's a problem in Worker Town, sir. 381 00:24:21,113 --> 00:24:23,206 Jayne Cobb's come back. 382 00:24:35,494 --> 00:24:38,122 - [ Knocking] - [ Man Groaning ] 383 00:24:44,703 --> 00:24:46,762 Evening, Stitch. 384 00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:50,798 - What do you want with me? - Nothin'. You've done your time. You've paid your debt. 385 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,344 It's time you were on your way. 386 00:25:02,855 --> 00:25:05,346 [ Grunting ] 387 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:10,756 Here. I believe these were your personal effects. 388 00:25:18,704 --> 00:25:21,468 [ Grunting ] You keep me in that box four years... 389 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,474 and you give me a loaded gun? 390 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,635 You got the urge to use it, no doubt. 391 00:25:25,711 --> 00:25:28,475 But I'm not the one that brought you in on that robbery. 392 00:25:28,547 --> 00:25:32,313 I'm not the one who partnered up with you, then turned on you when his plan went south. 393 00:25:32,384 --> 00:25:36,821 How high up was that shuttle when he pushed you out? Thirty feet? 394 00:25:36,889 --> 00:25:41,292 Jayne Cobb cost you four years of your life... 395 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,726 plus a perfectly good eyeball. 396 00:25:43,796 --> 00:25:46,697 And here's the poetical portion-- He's back in town. 397 00:25:46,765 --> 00:25:49,233 This very day. 398 00:25:50,736 --> 00:25:54,103 Best of luck in your new life. 399 00:26:18,564 --> 00:26:20,998 Hey, Captain... Captain! 400 00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:24,695 Hey... Mal. 401 00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:27,364 Mal, I, uh-- uh-- 402 00:26:27,439 --> 00:26:30,203 No, n-nothing happened. 403 00:26:30,276 --> 00:26:32,676 No, there was, uh-- There was-- There was some drinking... 404 00:26:32,745 --> 00:26:36,044 but, uh, we certainly didn't-- 405 00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,640 I would never-- Not with Kaylee. 406 00:26:38,717 --> 00:26:41,151 - What do you mean, not with me? - Yeah. Uh-huh. 407 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,279 Where's my hero? 408 00:26:43,355 --> 00:26:46,882 ~ My love for me now Ain't hard to explain ~ 409 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:51,487 ~ The hero of Canton The man they call me ~ 410 00:26:53,265 --> 00:26:56,564 Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. 411 00:26:56,635 --> 00:26:58,569 Or maybe another milk. 412 00:26:58,637 --> 00:27:01,333 No. The livin' legend needs to come with us. He's got a little appearance to make. 413 00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:03,967 - He does? - That's right. 414 00:27:04,043 --> 00:27:06,739 This job here's gone way past long enough. 415 00:27:06,812 --> 00:27:10,748 Well, you go on now. I got me important hero-type stuff to do. 416 00:27:18,891 --> 00:27:22,156 - Where are you goin'? - I'm goin' with you. 417 00:27:22,227 --> 00:27:26,960 Mmm, I don't think so. No, maybe you ought to stay here. 418 00:27:27,032 --> 00:27:30,001 It's about the time for a civilized person to have his breakfast. 419 00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:32,697 That's the sort of thing would be appropriate, don't you think? 420 00:27:46,919 --> 00:27:48,716 [ Sighs ] 421 00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:51,585 Excuse me. Could I, uh-- Could I see a menu? 422 00:27:51,657 --> 00:27:53,648 [ Man ] A what? 423 00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:57,856 You're very quiet. 424 00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:59,921 I'm sorry. 425 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,691 I just-- 426 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:07,261 I just thought I'd feel... 427 00:28:07,339 --> 00:28:10,137 different... after. 428 00:28:13,045 --> 00:28:15,536 Aren't I supposed to be a man now? 429 00:28:17,549 --> 00:28:21,246 A man is just a boy who's old enough to ask that question. 430 00:28:24,423 --> 00:28:28,689 Our time together, it's a ritual... 431 00:28:28,761 --> 00:28:30,695 a symbol. 432 00:28:30,763 --> 00:28:34,722 It means something to your father. 433 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,099 I hope it was not entirely forgettable for you. 434 00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:42,436 - Oh, no. It was-- - But it doesn't make you a man. 435 00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:45,170 You do that yourself. 436 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:51,747 - [ Knocking ] - [ Higgins ] Fess. Fess Higgins. 437 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,012 Get out here! 438 00:28:54,086 --> 00:28:59,353 So, that's where the little Jayne celebration we got planned comes in. 439 00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:02,690 Should give us enough time to get the goods back in Serenity. 440 00:29:02,761 --> 00:29:04,729 I don't know. 441 00:29:04,797 --> 00:29:08,631 You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks? 442 00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:10,794 - You better laugh when you say that. - No, really, Mal. 443 00:29:10,869 --> 00:29:14,361 I mean, maybe there's something to this. 444 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,102 The mudders-- 445 00:29:17,176 --> 00:29:19,940 I think I really made a difference in their lives. 446 00:29:20,012 --> 00:29:22,003 You know-- me, Jayne Cobb. 447 00:29:22,081 --> 00:29:24,777 - I know your name, jackass. - You know they threw a riot on my account? 448 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,648 [ Mal ] A riot? 449 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,229 - Morning, kids. - Is that Jayne? Is that really him? 450 00:29:31,363 --> 00:29:33,695 Wash, pinch me. I must be dreaming. 451 00:29:33,765 --> 00:29:36,427 Aw, hell, I'll pinch ya. 452 00:29:37,702 --> 00:29:39,636 Just get on over to town square,Jayne. 453 00:29:39,704 --> 00:29:41,968 Your fans are waitin'. 454 00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:59,846 [ Zoe ] Do you really think we can get this stuff across town without being noticed? 455 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,325 [ Mal ] Got to find it first. 456 00:30:10,302 --> 00:30:13,032 Here we go. 457 00:30:15,841 --> 00:30:18,275 Let's get it dug up. 458 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:25,579 - A criminal hearing? - Yeah, my father's ordered me to attend. 459 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:28,483 You see, there's this man-- 460 00:30:28,553 --> 00:30:30,987 Well, it happened when I was growing up here. 461 00:30:31,056 --> 00:30:35,220 He stole a ton of money from my dad and gave it to the poor... 462 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,853 to my father's workers. 463 00:30:37,929 --> 00:30:40,864 - He's become kind of a folk hero in Canton. - Go on. 464 00:30:40,932 --> 00:30:44,333 Well, he's back. Apparently, he landed here yesterday. 465 00:30:44,402 --> 00:30:47,235 Yesterday? 466 00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:49,398 Oh, no. 467 00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:54,070 I-I know this man. He's-- 468 00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:58,013 He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? 469 00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,347 He can never just let things go. 470 00:31:00,418 --> 00:31:02,750 He thinks he's this hardhearted criminal... 471 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,722 and he can be unrelenting... 472 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,850 but there's a side to him that's just so-- 473 00:31:08,927 --> 00:31:10,918 You mean, you actually know Jayne? 474 00:31:13,064 --> 00:31:15,862 Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb? 475 00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:18,528 Yes. Jayne Cobb, the hero of Canton. 476 00:31:18,603 --> 00:31:21,936 The only person I ever saw who stood up to my father. [ Stammering ] 477 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:26,000 My dad had him traced back to his ship. He had port control put a land-lock on it. 478 00:31:26,077 --> 00:31:28,739 Jayne'll get back and find out that he's grounded. 479 00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:31,577 I sort of hate the idea of his getting caught. 480 00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:35,418 Yes, that would be bad. 481 00:31:39,491 --> 00:31:42,688 [ Clears Throat ] Uh, could I just get the... 482 00:31:42,761 --> 00:31:46,390 check, please? 483 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,258 Heard tell you run with Jayne Cobb. 484 00:31:52,671 --> 00:31:54,969 Excuse me? 485 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,602 You're gonna take me to that dirty, lowdown shingle of a man. 486 00:31:59,678 --> 00:32:03,478 Listen, sir, I don't know who-- 487 00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:12,914 "Sir"? Look at me, you pantywaist idjit. 488 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:19,428 I just spent the last four years steamin' in a hot box... 489 00:32:19,497 --> 00:32:21,465 and you're "sirrin'" me? 490 00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:29,206 Folks say you're part of Jayne's team, so-- 491 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,341 Where is that no-good reptile hidin' hisself? 492 00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:41,146 Tell me, boy, or I'll cut off every last bit of them good looks. 493 00:32:46,191 --> 00:32:49,558 Oh, not done yet, young'un. 494 00:32:49,627 --> 00:32:51,959 That's gonna cost you an eye. 495 00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:54,430 [ People Chanting ] Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. 496 00:32:54,499 --> 00:32:57,161 Come on. Come on! 497 00:32:57,235 --> 00:32:59,703 [ Chanting Continues ] 498 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,864 [ Chanting Continues ] 499 00:33:06,044 --> 00:33:08,808 - [ Wash ] They love their boy. - [ Mal ] Just drive by nice and slow. 500 00:33:15,954 --> 00:33:19,583 - Come on, sir. Let's just get-- - The magistrate says no. 501 00:33:19,657 --> 00:33:22,854 We hold position. Understand me? 502 00:33:27,732 --> 00:33:30,223 Zoe, pack down the cargo. 503 00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,235 Wash, you heat up Serenity. 504 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:35,795 - We're blowin' this mess inside half an hour. - Already there. 505 00:33:35,874 --> 00:33:39,332 Let's go get our wayward babes. 506 00:33:39,411 --> 00:33:42,676 Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! 507 00:33:42,747 --> 00:33:45,545 Speech! Speech! Speech! 508 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:50,254 - Um-- - [ People Shouting ] 509 00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:54,883 I'm no good with words. Don't-- Don't use 'em much myself. 510 00:33:54,959 --> 00:33:56,893 [ People Chuckling ] 511 00:33:56,961 --> 00:34:01,955 But I want to thank you all for bein' here and, uh, thinkin' so much of me. 512 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:05,196 Uh-- 513 00:34:05,270 --> 00:34:08,239 Far as I see it... 514 00:34:08,306 --> 00:34:11,036 you people been given the shortest end of the stick... 515 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:14,272 ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'verse. 516 00:34:16,047 --> 00:34:19,244 But you took that end... 517 00:34:19,317 --> 00:34:22,616 and you-- well, you took it. 518 00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:25,485 - [ All Murmuring Agreement ] - And that's-- 519 00:34:25,557 --> 00:34:27,923 Well, I guess that's somethin'. 520 00:34:27,992 --> 00:34:30,654 [ Cheering ] 521 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:34,064 Wow. 522 00:34:34,132 --> 00:34:36,396 That didn't sound half bad. 523 00:34:36,468 --> 00:34:39,494 I'm shocked my own self. 524 00:34:43,241 --> 00:34:46,005 [ People Screaming ] 525 00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:53,374 - Stitch Hessian. - [ Chuckling ] 526 00:34:53,451 --> 00:34:56,011 Well, hey, there, Jayne. 527 00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:59,921 Thought I'd make you watch while I butcher me one of your boys. 528 00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:05,362 He ain't a-one of mine. 529 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:07,762 Where you been hidin'? 530 00:35:07,832 --> 00:35:10,300 You gone got yourself lookin' mighty hideous. 531 00:35:10,368 --> 00:35:12,495 [ Chuckles ] Oh-ho. 532 00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:14,504 Yeah. 533 00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:18,474 Now Jayne gets his. 534 00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:22,011 - Honey. - Kaylee? 535 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:27,212 So what's this about a hero of Canton? Was I hearin' that right? 536 00:35:27,285 --> 00:35:31,688 Four years oflock-down plays tricks on the ear. 537 00:35:31,756 --> 00:35:34,020 I ain't a hero, Stitch. 538 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,658 Just a workin' stiff like you. 539 00:35:37,729 --> 00:35:41,529 Oh-ho. [ Chuckling ] 540 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:44,227 Yep, he's right.Jayne is. 541 00:35:44,302 --> 00:35:47,362 Fact, we used to work together, he and I. 542 00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:50,839 - [ Trigger Cocks ] - [ People Gasping ] 543 00:35:50,909 --> 00:35:54,709 Now, why don't you just let old Stitch speak his piece? 544 00:35:56,981 --> 00:35:58,915 Go on, then. 545 00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:06,086 Whole lot of money in a magistrate's safe, weren't there, Jayne? 546 00:36:06,157 --> 00:36:08,887 Got away clean too. 547 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,329 But then our plane took a hit, and we're goin' down. 548 00:36:13,398 --> 00:36:18,529 We dumped the fuel reserve, dumped the life support. Hell, we even dumped the seats. 549 00:36:18,603 --> 00:36:23,006 And there's Jayne, the money and me. 550 00:36:23,074 --> 00:36:25,508 And there was no way he was gonna drop that money. 551 00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,738 He did. He dropped it on the mudders. 552 00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:32,340 By accident, you inbred dung head. He tossed me out first. 553 00:36:32,417 --> 00:36:37,218 For six months we run together. He turned me out before I could scream. 554 00:36:37,288 --> 00:36:41,418 - You'd have done the same. - No. Never. 555 00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:44,552 You protect the man you're with. You watch his back. 556 00:36:45,863 --> 00:36:48,263 Everybody knows that. 557 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,597 Well, except the hero of Canton. 558 00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:53,694 You gonna talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan? 559 00:36:53,771 --> 00:36:55,739 Mm, this is the plan. 560 00:37:10,154 --> 00:37:12,315 Yaah! 561 00:37:34,979 --> 00:37:36,776 Get up. 562 00:37:36,848 --> 00:37:40,147 Get up, you stupid piece of-- 563 00:37:40,218 --> 00:37:44,018 What'd you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? 564 00:37:49,193 --> 00:37:52,651 All of you! 565 00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,665 You think there's someone just gonna drop money on ya? 566 00:37:57,669 --> 00:38:00,069 Money they could use? 567 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:05,834 Well, there ain't people like that. 568 00:38:07,312 --> 00:38:09,780 There's just people like me. 569 00:39:11,209 --> 00:39:14,736 Wash, we're on. Get us the hell off of this mud ball. 570 00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:17,940 [ Wash ] Uh,yeah. I'm, uh, workin'on it. 571 00:39:19,016 --> 00:39:21,177 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 572 00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:26,020 [ Speaking Chinese ] 573 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,619 Hello, Wash. 574 00:39:29,694 --> 00:39:32,128 - Has there been a problem with takeoff? - Is there a problem? 575 00:39:32,196 --> 00:39:34,426 Is there a problem? 576 00:39:34,499 --> 00:39:37,900 [ Bell Dings ] 577 00:39:37,969 --> 00:39:40,460 [ Engine Powering Up ] 578 00:39:40,538 --> 00:39:43,598 No. We're fine. 579 00:39:46,177 --> 00:39:49,146 You did what? 580 00:39:49,213 --> 00:39:51,238 I sent an override to port control... 581 00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:53,340 lifted the land-lock on Serenity. 582 00:39:53,418 --> 00:39:57,752 I oughta wipe that smile off your head. How dare you defy me, you-- 583 00:39:57,822 --> 00:40:01,121 You wanted to make a man out of me, Dad. 584 00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:03,558 I guess it worked. 585 00:40:32,757 --> 00:40:35,248 Just keep walkin', preacher man. 586 00:40:38,262 --> 00:40:40,287 [ Kaylee ] You gotta be steely. 587 00:40:40,364 --> 00:40:44,266 You can't be lettin' men stomp on you so much. 588 00:40:44,335 --> 00:40:47,168 It wasn't exactly a plan. 589 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,175 You ain't weak. 590 00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:54,871 You couldn't beat him back? 591 00:40:54,946 --> 00:40:58,177 Or would that not be appropriate? 592 00:40:58,249 --> 00:41:00,479 You're never letting go of that, are you? 593 00:41:00,551 --> 00:41:03,349 Well, you confound me some, is all. 594 00:41:05,289 --> 00:41:09,521 I mean, you like me well enough, and we get along, and-- 595 00:41:09,594 --> 00:41:12,791 And then you go all stiff. 596 00:41:12,864 --> 00:41:16,095 I-- I'm not, um-- I didn't-- 597 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,897 See? You're doin' it right now. 598 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:22,235 What's so damn important about bein' proper? 599 00:41:24,141 --> 00:41:26,769 It don't mean nothin' out here in the black. 600 00:41:26,844 --> 00:41:29,312 It means more out here. 601 00:41:30,815 --> 00:41:32,806 It's all I have. 602 00:41:34,452 --> 00:41:38,183 I mean, my way of being... polite... 603 00:41:38,256 --> 00:41:40,554 or however it's-- 604 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:44,527 Well, it's the only way I have of showing you that I like you. 605 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:49,524 I'm showing respect. 606 00:41:50,868 --> 00:41:53,496 So, when we made love last night-- 607 00:41:53,571 --> 00:41:55,562 When we what? 608 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,837 You really are such an easy mark. 609 00:42:08,452 --> 00:42:10,579 Don't make no sense. 610 00:42:14,258 --> 00:42:16,783 What-- 611 00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:19,625 Why the hell'd that mudder have to go and do that for, Mal-- 612 00:42:19,697 --> 00:42:22,564 jumpin' in front of the shotgun blast? 613 00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:29,103 Hell, there weren't a one of'em understood what happened out there. 614 00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:32,142 They're probably sticking that statue right back up. 615 00:42:32,209 --> 00:42:34,473 Most like. 616 00:42:36,013 --> 00:42:38,311 I don't know why that eats at me so. 617 00:42:38,382 --> 00:42:41,749 It's my estimation that... 618 00:42:41,819 --> 00:42:46,483 every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of a son of a bitch or another. 619 00:42:49,293 --> 00:42:52,057 Ain't about you, Jayne. 620 00:42:53,097 --> 00:42:55,497 It's about what they need. 621 00:43:01,906 --> 00:43:04,739 Don't make no sense. 622 00:43:51,222 --> 00:43:54,157 Grr! Arrgh!