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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Pheebs, what's wrong?

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I'm just so exhausted from dragging
around this huge engagement ring.

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- Oh, my God.
- Congratulations.

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So did he get on one knee?
Did he have a speech prepared?

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Oh, did he cry?

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Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.

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Well, it was really sweet,
and, like, the most romantic thing ever.

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Here's to Phoebe, who's found
the greatest guy in the world.

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To Phoebe and...

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I want to say "Mike"?

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- To Phoebe and Mike.
- Hey.

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Thank you. Oh, and I have
something for you.

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It's my little black book. It's got
the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

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Oh, Phoebe, that's nice,
but you know what? I think I'm okay.

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Give it to one
of your other single girlfriends.

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I would, but you're the last one.

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Give me the book!

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"Pablo Diaz.

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Brady Smith.

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Guy in Van"?

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Oh, my first love.

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What is the red X next
to Bob Gremore's name mean?

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Dead.

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Oh, it's okay. No, he was old. Yeah.

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And he lived a full life. He was
in the first wave at Omaha Beach.

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I should've given you guys
my black book when I got married.

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Although, it wasn't so much
a book as a napkin.

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With Janice's phone number on it.

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Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?

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Oh, yes, they are.

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The One With Ross' Grant

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Hey, honey.

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Hey, sweetie.

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- Is Monica not here?
- No.

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Then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding
for a big account, and they got it.

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- It's my first national commercial.
- Cool.

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And I don't want to brag,
but a lot of the ideas were mine.

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Hell, you weren't there.
All the ideas were mine.

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That's great.
Hey, can you cast me in it?

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I really don't think
you're right for the part.

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What do you mean?
I can do anything. I'm a chameleon.

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I'm old.

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I'm tired.

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Oh, I am hot. I'm cold.
Come on, what can't I do?

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First of all, bravo.

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But I don't think you're right for this.
The part's a stuffy college professor.

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I can do that.
Hello, I'm your professor.

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When I'm not busy thinking
of important things, or professing...

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...I like to use...
What's the product?

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Software that facilitates
inter-business networking e-solutions.

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I'm cold.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Guess who's a finalist
for a huge research grant?

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I'll give you a hint.
He's looking right at you.

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Well, unless it's the creepy guy
with his hand up his kilt...

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...I'm gonna say, "Congratulations."

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I'm so excited. Apparently, I beat out
hundreds of other applicants...

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...including five guys
I went to graduate school with.

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Not that I'm keeping score,
or anything. Five.

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- Wow, that's great.
- Yeah.

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- So tell me about the grant.
- Well, okay, it's for $25,000.

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And if I get it, I'll be able
to complete my field research.

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And there will be an article about me
in the <i>Paleontology Review</i>.

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It'll be the first time
my name is in there...

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...without people raising
serious questions about my work.

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- Are you talking about the Dewer Grant?
- Yeah. Why?

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Benjamin Hobart
is administering that grant.

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- Your ex-boyfriend?
- Yeah.

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So your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine
if your new boyfriend gets this grant?

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Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.

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No. No, we ended on great terms.

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If anything, I think this could
help you. You know what?

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Why don't we all go out to dinner,
and I can introduce you.

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- lf you think it'd help.
- Yeah, absolutely. I'll call him.

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Now, is there anything I could
do to butter him up?

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Anything he really likes?

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He does have
a pretty serious latex fetish.

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We'll see how dinner goes.

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- Hey.
- Hey, you want to go see a movie?

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I told you I had to spend all day
clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.

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- Oh, right.
- Yeah.

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Now that I'm here, I might as well help
with the cleaning and organizing.

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I just happen to have my label maker.

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Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff.

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Did you and Chandler make compromises
when you moved in together?

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Chandler did.

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- What does he want you to give up?
- A bunch of stuff.

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And the worst one,
he wants me to get rid of Gladys.

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Who's Gladys?

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Oh, what a tragic loss.

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Yeah, I really hate to give her up.
Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.

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Oh, I don't know.

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- What, you don't like her?
- Of course I do. What's not to like?

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I'd take her in a minute.

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But I think that you're
giving up too easy.

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I think that you need
to fight for her.

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- Really, you think?
- Absolutely.

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You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike,
I can't live without her.

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She means too much to me."

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Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay.

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Oh, wait. I just realized, if I do that,
that means you don't get her.

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Damn it, I did not think this through.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

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Oh, any word on casting yet?

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- I told you, you're not right for the part.
- What do you mean?

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Rach, don't I seem like a professor
you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?

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I'm sorry, this sounds like something
I'm never gonna be interested in.

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Look, come on, please? It's not like
I'm asking you for some crazy favor.

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This is what I do for a living.
I am a professional actor.

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Man, I'm two hours late for work.

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Here's my reel. It's got all
the commercials that I've been in.

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- Joe...
- Just watch it.

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If you don't like it,
don't pass it on to your bosses.

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- Fine.
- Thank you.

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- Work, Joe.
- Damn it.

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- What am I gonna do now?
- Just pass the tape along.

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He's not right for the part.

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If I suggest him,
my bosses will think I'm an idiot.

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And that's something
they should learn on their own.

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Just tell Joey
that you watched the tape...

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...and you liked it,
but your bosses didn't.

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Then you're the good guy,
and they're the bad guy.

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That's good. I liked it, they didn't.

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Joey, for God's sake, go to work.

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I can't believe I'm about
to meet Benjamin Hobart.

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I've always thought of him
as someone I'd invite...

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...to my fantasy dinner party.

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Do you think there's any chance
he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C-3PO?

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Sorry, it looks like it's just him.

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Charlie.

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My God, you look absolutely stunning.

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Well, I am having a good hair day.

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- It's so good to see you.
- Oh, you too.

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I'm okay.

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I'm sorry. Ross Geller,
Benjamin Hobart.

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It's an honor to meet you.
I can't tell you how long...

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...I've been an admirer of your work.
I mean, that Nobel Prize.

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I mean, I have to tell you that you're
one of the reasons I got into the field.

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Well, likewise.

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Not likewise. I'd never heard
of you until this morning.

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But it's nice to be nice.

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- Shall we?
- Yeah. Thank you.

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I can't believe that you chose
this restaurant.

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- Do you remember the night?
- Oh, my God. I completely forgot.

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Oh, my God, I can't believe
they let us back in this place.

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You weren't there.

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No, but, you know,
it's just a funny image.

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You know, the two of you
in this restaurant with the...

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Why don't you tell Benji about your
proposal while I go to the ladies' room.

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So tell me about it.

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Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig
in the Painted Desert.

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There are still several areas
that haven't been fully excavated.

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- Break up with Charlie.
- What?

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What?

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Did you just say,
"Break up with Charlie"?

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Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it.
And no, I didn't not say it.

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- Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
- Listen, I'm sorry.

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I just haven't seen her for so long,
all these feelings are rushing back.

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I'm starting to realize
how much I've missed her.

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And I'm gonna need you
to break up with her.

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- Are you serious?
- lf you say, yes, then I'm serious.

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If you say, no, then I'm joking.

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- No.
- Joking it is.

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- Hi, sorry I'm late.
- Hey, how'd it go with Mike?

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- Is he gonna let you keep the painting?
- No, he really hates it.

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But he's gonna let me keep
my box of human hair.

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So you gotta pick your battles.
But the good news is, Gladys is yours.

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Wow, what's the bad news?

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- Who's Gladys?
- Oh, she's that work of art I made.

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You know, with the woman
coming out of the frame.

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And Monica gets to keep her?

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In her house? I am so jealous.

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I didn't know you wanted her too.

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Well, I mean, sure, of course.

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But you already gave that
to Monica, so...

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- You know, I would give her up for you.
- No, I couldn't let you do that.

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- No, but I want to.
- But I don't want you to.

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- But I insist.
- But I insist harder.

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Girls. Girls. Stop.
Okay, we'll flip a coin.

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Heads, she's Rachel's.
Tails, she's Monica's.

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- Tails. Monica, she's yours.
- No, that landed in your food.

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No, no, that's okay.
You won fair and square. I'm so sad.

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- Hey, Joe?
- What's up?

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Bad news. I watched the tape
and passed it along to my bosses...

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...and they weren't interested.

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I'm sorry, man.

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- But you watched the tape?
- Yeah, I liked it.

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But my bosses didn't go for it.
Stupid sons of bitches.

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- You didn't watch the tape.
- What? Of course I did.

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Look, it's one thing not to cast me,
but to lie to me?

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- I'm not lying to you. I watched it.
- You lied again.

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- I watched it.
- Keep going, Pinocchio.

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- I did.
- No, you didn't.

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I'm telling you, I watched the tape.

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- Did you watch the tape?
- No.

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The selection committee has chosen
the three of you as our finalists.

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The decision will be based on the
answers you give to the questions I ask.

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We'll start with Dr. Li.
You claim the field is too reliant...

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...on the Linnaean taxonomic system.
How do you propose to correct this?

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I believe that the answers lie
in the osteological evidence.

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- I plan to begin there.
- Interesting.

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I guess.

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Dr. Biely, your proposal includes some
fieldwork. Where might that take place?

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Primarily in the Pierre Shale region
of South Dakota.

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Certainly. Very well.
And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?

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What? l...

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Care to venture a guess?

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- May 12?
- That's not even kind of close.

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Dr. Li, how many graduate students
will you need?

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- Half a dozen.
- I see. And Dr. Biely?

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Three for excavation,
and two for analysis.

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Certainly. Dr. Geller,
which 1965 Shirelles hit...

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...was later covered by
a popular British Invasion band?

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What? I need six graduate students.

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No, I'm sorry.
We were looking for "Baby It's You."

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"Baby It's You."

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What? Wait just a minute.

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None of my questions have anything
to do with paleontology.

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You're right, I apologize.
Scratch the last question.

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Spell "Boscodictiasaur."

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I've never heard
of a "Boscodictiasaur."

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Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.

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- Okay. B-O...
- No, it starts with a silent M.

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Oh, come on!

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I can't believe Joey.
I hate being called a liar.

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But you are a liar.

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What did I just say?

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- Are you still here?
- Yes.

231
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And I'm not just hurt, I'm insulted.
When I tell somebody I did something...

232
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:38,303
Okay, hold on, let me just stop you
right there, okay? First, you lied. Right?

233
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,938
Then you lied about lying, okay?

234
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,829
Then you lied about lying
about lying, okay?

235
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:49,223
So before you lie about lying
about lying about lying about lying...

236
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,907
Stop lying.

237
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:55,624
Why are you so sure
I didn't watch this tape?

238
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,781
You wanna know why?
You wanna know why?

239
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,141
Well, this is going well.

240
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,102
Here's how I know.

241
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If you had seen what was on this tape,
believe me, you'd have some comments.

242
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,783
All right, remember,
I got paid a lot of money for this...

243
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...and it only aired in Japan.

244
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<i>Ichiban.</i>

245
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:19,026
<i>Ichiban, lipstick for men.</i>

246
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<i>Ichiban, lipstick for men.</i>

247
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:40,019
And that's how I know
you didn't watch the tape.

248
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,225
He really is a chameleon.

249
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,949
Well, Gladys, say hello
to your new home.

250
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,550
- Oh, my.
- Wow.

251
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,782
Oh, she is so nice and big.

252
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:12,506
Oh, Monica, where are you going
to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?

253
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:17,583
- I haven't really settled on a spot yet.
- How about right above the TV?

254
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:22,028
That way, it will be the first thing
that you see when you walk in the door.

255
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,506
Yeah, yeah, and you can get rid
of that French poster.

256
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,541
- I like that poster.
- Really?

257
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,060
It doesn't have anything
coming out of it.

258
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:34,424
Or maybe there's someplace
for her in your bedroom?

259
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:38,225
- There's nothing above your bed.
- Are you still here?

260
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,341
Oh, hi. Hello.

261
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:47,583
Have you come to ask me some more
paleontology-related questions?

262
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:51,709
Your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?
Ann-Margaret's pant size?

263
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:58,228
I've come here to apologize.
I think I may have let my feelings...

264
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:01,143
...for Charlie interfere
with the interview process.

265
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,341
No. Stop!

266
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:06,828
Anyway, I decided
to offer you the grant.

267
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:12,782
- Really?
- There is just one small stipulation.

268
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:16,939
- I have to break up with Charlie?
- Hey, you got one right.

269
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:22,622
- You're crazy.
- Crazy or romantic?

270
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,384
Crazy.

271
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,382
- Or?
- Get out!

272
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,139
Oh, my God.

273
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:42,268
- What?
- Joey, what is this thing doing here?

274
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:47,106
I got her from Monica. She sold it
to me for a very reasonable price.

275
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,746
- Joey, we're not keeping this.
- But it's an original Buffay.

276
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,429
All right, fine. You can keep it.

277
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,820
As long as you don't mind
that she's haunted.

278
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,463
Hey, what? What?

279
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:05,182
Well, legend has it, Joey, that she
comes alive when you're asleep.

280
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She climbs out of the frame...

281
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:14,583
...and then drags her half-a-body
across the floor...

282
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,502
...just looking for legs to steal.

283
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:20,145
And then with her one good hand...

284
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:24,144
...she slowly reaches up...

285
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,426
...and turns your doorknob.

286
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:30,225
Get that legless witch out of here!

287
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:38,348
- Hey, I sold that to Joey.
- Yeah, well, I told him it's haunted.

288
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:41,343
- Two can play at this game.
- Too late. You can't give it back.

289
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,626
- Oh, yes, I can.
- No, you can't, she's yours.

290
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,104
- She's yours.
- She's yours.

291
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:47,579
- She's yours.
- Hey.

292
00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,509
- She's mine.
- She's mine.

293
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,501
- She's mine.
- She's mine.

294
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,782
You guys, you don't have
to fight over her anymore.

295
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:59,227
Whoever doesn't get Gladys,
gets Glynnis.

296
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,180
- I want Gladys.
- She's mine.

297
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,261
- She's mine.
- She's mine.

298
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,268
Look, I'm sorry
I didn't give them your tape.

299
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:21,309
And I promise next time to submit you,
whether I think you're right or not.

300
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,308
That's not the point, Chandler.
The point is that you lied.

301
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:28,907
I know. You're right. What's it
gonna take for you to forgive me?

302
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,145
Oh, my God.

303
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,186
Excellent.

304
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,419
Now what do you say?

305
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,706
Lying is wrong.

306
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,225
And? And?!

307
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,623
I'm a pretty little girl.

308
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,583
I knew it.

309
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:02,107
Your ex-boyfriend is insane.

310
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,184
- Did you get the grant?
- No. And you wanna know why?

311
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,547
Because your ex-boyfriend
is still in love with you.

312
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:09,699
What?

313
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,065
He refused me
because I wouldn't give you up.

314
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:15,421
Benji isn't in love with me.
I mean, he broke up with me.

315
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:19,663
- And besides, he's a very ethical man.
- Really?

316
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,984
Is it ethical to ask someone
in a grant review:

317
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,981
"Who was the voice of Underdog?"

318
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,223
I'm sure he was just joking.

319
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,540
If you don't believe me,
let's go talk to him.

320
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,662
I'm telling you, he didn't ask me
one paleontological question.

321
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:35,703
- Seriously?
- Oh, I'm sorry. No, he did ask me one:

322
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:38,020
"How do you spell Boscodictiasaur?"

323
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:41,586
Well, if it's like the Lake Mbosco
in Congo, then M-B-O...

324
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:42,859
Damn it.

325
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,462
Dr. Geller. Charlie, what are
you doing here?

326
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,422
I want you to tell her everything.

327
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:55,139
About the deal you tried to make
with me, about the crazy questions you...

328
00:20:55,470 --> 00:21:00,385
Wally Cox.
That's the voice of Underdog.

329
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,141
Like I tried to tell you
in the interview...

330
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:07,098
...this grant is not based on your
knowledge of pretty useless trivia.

331
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:12,060
No, don't do that. I want you to look
her in the eyes and tell her the truth.

332
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,299
Benji?

333
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:19,981
It's true. I behaved horribly,
but it's only because I still love you.

334
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:23,028
And I would do anything
to have you back in my life.

335
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:25,744
Too little, too late, Benji.

336
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:30,749
- I can't believe this.
- I never should've broken up with you.

337
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:35,745
I think about you all the time.
Do you ever still think about me?

338
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,349
No.

339
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,385
- Yes.
- What?

340
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:44,978
I don't know what to say, Benji.
This is all so...

341
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:47,141
...romantic.

342
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,109
Or?

343
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,786
I know I may be
way out of bounds here...

344
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:57,300
...but is there any chance
you would take me back?

345
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,786
Maybe.

346
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:05,704
Sweetie, this conversation is starting
to make me a little uncomfortable.

347
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:10,905
Oh, God. I am so sorry, but...

348
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:15,666
I mean, there's so much history
between us, you know?

349
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,185
I'm sorry too.

350
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:29,499
- I love you.
- I love you too.

351
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:34,302
Okay, that's it,
we are seeing other people.

352
00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:54,459
Gladys?

353
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:04,819
For the third time this week.
Man, this does not get old.

354
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:09,898
- You're mean!
- Oh, don't be such a baby. Please.

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