I feel like the world's broken.
I never used to think that.
I never really thought about it, I suppose.
These days, I just feel a total absence of joy in my life.
I look at my children, or...
just random people walking down the street
and I want to shake them.
I mean... don't they realise it's over?
Do you think the world was fixed before?
No, of course not.
It takes something like this to make you realise
how everything is ruined.
Are you referring to the relationship with your wife?
What I did...
What they asked me to do...
it changed everything.
I'm wondering, when you say the world is broken
maybe...
you're referring to something that is broken inside of you?
It's like you haven't listened to a word I've been saying.
What I did...
it can't be undone.
And as a direct consequence
the world has changed.
Everything's changed, because of what I did.
That's time.
Good.
Um...
♪ Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch ♪
♪ GÃ®t sur mon lit A bouffé sa langue ♪
♪ En buvant tous mon whisky Quant Ã moi ♪
♪ Peu dormi, vidé, brimé J'ai dÃ» dormir dans la gouttiÃ¨re ♪
♪ OÃ¹ j'ai eu un flash ♪
♪ Ooh-wee-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Comme un indien dans son igloo ♪
♪ Ãa plane pour moi ♪
♪ Moi, moi, moi, moi ♪
♪ Ãa plane pour moi ♪
♪ Ãa plane pour moi. ♪
Don't come any closer.
It's not safe.
It got me.
♪ In a gadda-da-vida, honey ♪
♪ Don't you know that I'm loving you ♪
♪ In a gadda-da-vida, baby ♪
♪ Don't you know that I'll always be true ♪
♪ Oh won't you come with me ♪
♪ And take my hand ♪
♪ Oh won't you come with me ♪
♪ And walk this land... ♪
Team 21 to Team 11, do you read me? Over.
Leave it. I don't wanna talk to them.
I should probably just, you know, acknowledge.
We read you, 21.
I know that Ruby's pissed off
but can you please ask her to at least talk to us?
Tell her to go fuck herself.
That's a... a negative.
Definitely a negative.
Come on, Ruby.
Look, we're only three places behind you.
If you get them to pull over, we can pick you up in five minutes.
Can you stop them from talking?
Yeah. Sure.
Thanks.
So, Ruby...
Why did you decide to take part in the race?
Let's not do this.
Do what?
You ask me lots of questions and pretend to be interested in what I say
and then I pretend to be interested in you
then we bond and learn from each other
I mean, it's just such total bullshit.
I'm sorry, but it is.
Excuse me.
We've just lost both our parents.
You could at least pretend to give a shit.
I'm sorry.
Your mum seemed like a really good woman.
Wherever she is, I hope she's at peace.
Oh, my God, that's...
Mum!
She's alive!
What's she doing on the roof?
Team 11 to Team, er... Awesome.
Thanks for picking up our mum.
If you can just pull over at the side of the road
that'd be awesome!
Sorry, old bean, I don't think that's a very good idea.
Probably gonna be hard for you to hear, so you better sit down.
Fact of the matter is...
your mum's had it.
She's been bitten, see.
Sure she was a very nice person.
She seemed like it.
Think of the good times.
Can we just talk to her, please?
They wanna talk to her. - Why?
They wanna talk to her befo... - No, no.
They wanna talk to her before she, well, y'know, changes.
I'm... - Don't worry. I got this.
Hiya.
Your little kids wanna speak to you, by the way.
We love you, Mum.
You have to keep going.
I was bitten.
I'm sorry I can't come with you, but...
you're gonna win this race and you're gonna make me
and your dad proud.
And when you get to that island, you're gonna make something of yourself.
Meg - you'll be OK.
Zane's a good man. He loves you.
Start a family together
but make sure you get a career first.
And Roman...
it doesn't matter if you're gay.
It doesn't make me love you any less.
Wait a minute, Mum, I'm not gay. - We love you too, Mum.
You have to keep going.
And if you get scared
just remember.
I'm right here with you.
You just have to close your eyes and remember all the good times
that we had together.
Cos they were the happiest days of my life.
That's the most beautifulest thing I ever heard in my life.
Such a nice lady, man.
Overtake them, Zane.
Don't look back, Roman.
How's she doing?
I dunno how to describe it. Terrible, obviously, but...
kind of amazing too.
I guess that's part and parcel with the whole turning-into-a-monster thing, huh?
Erm... well, I don't know.
Whaddaya mean?
She's hulking out like a motherfucker up there.
Well, I'm just saying there could be another reason, that's all.
What did you give her?
Nothing.
Just gave her a drink...
before putting her on the roof.
Where's the acid?
How much did you give her?
Less than half.
OK, all of it.
And the mescaline...
and maybe a smidgen of ether.
I think I'm OK!
♪ It's getting near dawn ♪
Oh, wait. I think I'm gonna be...
♪ I'll soon be with you my love ♪
The van is weeping.
D'you know why?
Because you gave away all of our narcotics
just so you can spike an innocent member of the public, you animal.
Sorry, Doc, I just thought it'd be quite funny
to see what happens if you spike one of those things.
And ease Jenny's pain, of course.
Fair enough.
Oh!
Alright... - I'm OK!
I think I'm OK.
Think it's fair to say we may have overstated
the transformative aspects of your condition.
I dunno, I took mescaline in Mexico City once.
That was pretty transformative.
Wait a minute. You spiked me?
Yeah. - Un-fucking-believable.
Did you try any other psychotropics while you was out there?
I heard the Aztecs was mad for them.
♪ Love... ♪
I sucked a couple of toads.
Turned my wee blue. Won't do that again.
Someone take the wheel for me? - Yeah, me, me, me!
No. No. No. No. No, I got this.
Well, now... welcome back, Jenny.
What's wrong with you people?
D'you think this is some kind of joke? - Not at all.
We couldn't be more serious.
The middle pedal's the brake, right?
OK... What I'm interested in is what made you think you were becoming a monster
in the first place. - You spiked me.
Oh, no, that happened long after you bought a ticket to Mookland.
Oh!
Have a seat, Jenny. - Yup. Middle one's the brake.
Maybe you wanted to be a monster to begin with.
Maybe the real monster is inside of you.
You're not ready to go back to... she's not ready to go back to her family.
We... No, we gotta get to the root of this problem.
You're trying to analyse me? - Mmm...
You're insane.
Well, insanity's relative.
Just depends what side of the cage you're on.
We can do this.
Let's see if Daddy's plan's any smarter than he was.
You don't know what you're talking about. I didn't abandon my children.
Yet here you are...
I thought I was gonna turn into one of those things.
But it was just a scratch.
What's interesting is that you immediately thought you were a monster.
You clearly felt more comfortable embracing death
than continuing to struggle for survival
and I think that's very interesting as well.
I don't care if you think that's interesting.
I want to get out of this madhouse and protect my children.
Doctor Jones...
Are you sure you wanna protect your children? - OK, you need to let me out, right now.
I need to be with them.
- Doctor Jones. - Then why did you reject them?
I didn't reject them.
Why aren't you letting me talk... - Oh, Doctor Jones!
What is it?
Just when we were starting to make progress.
What?
You smell that?
Something smells... fishy.
Should I break out the breathing apparatus?
No, no, no. We may need that later.
Either bonfires out of control, or...
may be there's some sort of contestant-related skullduggery.
And I'll bet dollars for donuts I can guess which.
We think it's a trap.
Couple of vehicles went in there a while back.
Haven't heard from 'em since.
It's like I said.
Fishy.
What's going on?
Nothing to worry about. - What about the smoke?
We won't be able to see anything. - Already thought of that.
Are you sure that's gonna help there, buddy?
Trust me. I drive better this way.
You don't drive! - Exactly.
Where's the gear stick?
I think I can hear someone else.
No one's shooting at them.
Congratulations, El Capitano.
You see what happens when you follow your instincts?
Now, we need to start breaking down those barriers.
Uh, when we were talking about embracing death...
I'm wondering if we can explore
that maybe a part of that is connected to a fear of being alive.
I don't want to explore anything.
I want you to pull over right now.
I'm detecting a little bit of hostility right now.
Graurgh!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you think about your mother?
What's the second thing?
You alright there, love?
It's OK.
My name's Lou.
Lou Collins.
My name's "Step The Fuck Away".
Alright, there's no need for any of that, I...
Just looked like you were in a bit of discomfort right now
and I thought maybe you needed some help.
Right.
Looks like you can take care of yourself.
Mind how you go.
Maybe she decided she really likes Volvos.
Either that or it's the dog.
Yeah, I mean, she always said she wanted a dog but I...
I think that was just to annoy my mum.
You know, maybe she's just gone off dating a fugitive
wants to embrace the suburban dream.
Y'know, mortgage, steady job, couple of kids...
Can't see it myself.
Don't be fooled by the dyed hair and the piercings.
She's a home-maker at heart.
Y'know, or maybe she just didn't wanna be stuck in a vehicle
with her boyfriend and his ex
who also happens to be her big sister.
You walked out on me. - You were safe there.
You could've called me. - My mum was sick. I had to help her.
You didn't have to sleep with Ruby.
That's my fucking sister.
That's the thing with you, you only ever think about yourself.
That's not fair. - Isn't it?
Isn't that what this whole race is about?
You looking after number one.
Yeah, well. Born alone, die alone.
Get out.
Seriously?
If you're that selfish, I don't see why I should help you.
You know how dangerous it is out there?
Kaye, there are mooks everywhere.
Professor Newman, can you hear me?
Now, to ascertain your cognitive functions
I want you to list the first five elements of the periodic table.
Hy... Hydrogen.
Helium, Lithium...
Beryllium, Boron.
Now, can you repeat in descending order?
Boron, Beryllium, Lithium...
Helium, Hydro... where am I?
You're in the central Brookeheath Administrative Building.
I'm well aware of your breadth of knowledge and experience, Helen
so I'm going to be completely transparent with you.
You've been infected.
You've been in a period of suspended animation for a long period of time.
Process hasn't resolved in you, I don't know why
but to revive you, I've administered a dose of dexamfetamine.
What dose have you given me?
Two hundred milligrams.
Now, as I'm sure you're aware
the side effects of such a large dose are extreme.
Not to mention illegal.
Well, we've lost a lot of restrictions since the outbreak
of the November 13th virus.
What do you want to know so badly?
I want to know about one of your former patients
Michael Garwick.
I don't see myself as a bad man.
People can say what they want.
I was the wrong guy in the wrong place in the wrong time.
Some might say that the people in the wrong place
were those living in Edinburgh and Glasgow.
Look, I did what I did
to save the people living in the rest of the United Kingdom.
Yeah, but it didn't, did it?
Well, history can be the judge of that.
We did what we had to do.
And, and we will keep doing it.
I'm, I'm wondering about, um...
the feelings of guilt
you mentioned in our last session.
I'd like to get back to that.
It wasn't my idea to employ strategic weapons in Scotland, but...
extreme situations call for extreme measures.
The attempt to contain the virus may not have worked
but it was calculated risk.
Do you think that the new measures are necessary?
I thought you weren't supposed to express an opinion.
I'm not - you expressed reservations about the curfew on previous occasions.
I'm sick of people moaning about civil liberties.
The virus has to be contained.
If that means changing the way we live our lives
then I'm sorry, but that's what we've got to do.
People want the curfew.
They want to be safe.
Is that so bad?
Time's up.
Yet every week you sit there, saying nothing...
silently passing judgment on me.
I know you say you don't...
but I can see it in your eyes.
Maybe we should cover that in our next session.
Maybe. Maybe not.
Sorry to interrupt
but there 's a slight issue with Mr Weston's bill.
He refused to pay, in, er, no uncertain terms...
What did he say?
He told me to shove it up my arse.
And did you?
Er... no, I didn't.
Good.
That's good.
So how's this doohickey work?
This, man, is cutting edge
in government-issue information technology.
Look, look, feel how sturdy it is, man. Feel it.
Yeah, man. You can't get this kinda thing in the shops, y'know.
Let me show you something, yeah.
The curfew will begin in ten minutes.
Shit.
Nah, nah, it won't. I'm just showing you how it works.
People are gonna love these things, y'know.
They tell you where you need to be, exactly when you need to be there by.
You don't have to worry about a thing.
Exactly.
Maybe you didn't want to live in a world like this anymore.
Maybe you wanted to believe that cut was a bite.
Maybe you wanted to become a mook, live free...
give into your baser instincts
and now you're disappointed that you're not.
I'm freer than you.
I know who you are.
You were a normal guy.
But after the curfew, you went crazy.
My son showed me your videos on the internet.
You're the guys who film themselves
doing stupid stunts and then post it all online.
Hear that, Cheese? She's a fan of the show.
Would you like a badge?
Cos I've got badges, y'know. Look at this, eh?
Look at this, there! That's for you, babes, that one.
You act like you're crazy but you're putting it on.
You're just as scared as me.
All this mad bullshit is a defence.
You spend your time listening to crap music and drinking cocktails
making out that life's just a game and nothing really matters.
Well, I'm sorry, but it does.
It does matter.
On the contrary...
we're living the dream.
Life is a joke, and death...
is to be embraced, not feared.
And it's not polite to criticise music you do not understand.
You're the one that's scared of life.
That's why you don't take it seriously.
You're too scared to feel anything
so don't talk to me about my feelings.
I'd like to get back to your children.
Why you abandoned them.
At a time when they needed you most.
♪ Who's gonna tell you when ♪
♪ It's too late ♪
♪ Who's gonna tell you things ♪
♪ Aren't so great ♪
♪ You can't go on ♪
♪ Thinking nothing's wrong ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Who's gonna drive you home ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Who's gonna pick you up ♪
♪ When you fall ♪
♪ Who's gonna hang it up ♪
♪ When you call ♪
♪ Who's gonna pay attention ♪
♪ To your dreams ♪ - What's your progress?
Closing in on Garwick.
Let me know as soon as you've got him.
♪ Who's gonna plug their ears ♪
I've got a visual.
♪ When you scream ♪
♪ Who's gonna drive you home ♪
♪ Tonight... ♪
Michael!
Now, we know for a fact that Michael Garwick was injected
with an early strain of the virus
in the trials that you oversaw.
Now, there must be something in his plasma cells
that blocks the surface proteins from entering white blood cells.
Do you know how many people were killed by smallpox in the 20th century?
Five hundred million.
And how many have died of it since 1979?
None, because it's been eradicated.
And how did Edward Jenner achieve this?
You realise that milkmaids infected with cowpox were immune to the disease.
He carefully examined the background history
of a specific specimen selection
that were displaying the results he was looking for.
Are you saying I need to look deeper into the patient's medical history?
I'm saying that whatever caused him to produce antibodies
happened before the trial began.
The key lies in his past.
But why are you so bothered, Mr Underhill?
The people you're working for don't want a cure.
They're only interested in one thing...
that's power.
Thanks.
What for?
You saved my life back there.
You know, when me and Ruby got together...
Yeah, you really, really don't need to go there.
Let me just say what I've got to say.
Then we don't have to talk about it again, I promise.
It wasn't that I didn't think about how you might feel.
I thought maybe you wouldn't be that bothered.
Do you love her?
Of course not.
You don't love anyone.
I loved you.
Now, I know you're angry, Jenny.
But that doesn't have to be a bad thing. That is a real emotion.
The anger you're feeling right now, that is real.
It's real, alright.
That's right. And it's the truth, right?
It's a true emotion.
And it's the truth that is gonna set you free.
Now, how did you feel when you left your children?
You want to know what I felt?
Relief.
That they'd do better without me.
I'd slow them down, be too cautious...
not take the risks they needed to to win.
That's right. And what is it you're afraid of losing?
Why are you so scared of risk?
I'm not scared of losing.
I wanted it to be a bite.
That's how my husband died.
I wanted to join him.
Keep going.
I didn't want to see my children killed in a crash or...
turned into one of those things.
I wanted to die.
I wanted to die before they did.
Thank you, Jenny. Thank you.
For your honesty.
Doesn't that feel good?
Yeah.
I think you're ready to go back to your family
I think she's ready. - Woohoo!
That's good.
Not my board, man. I'm begging you, please, not my board.
We'll get you another one when we get to the island.
Are you ready, Jenny? How you feeling?
Ready for what? Why don't we just pull over?
Absolutely not.
You're scared of risk, right?
This is gonna be so cathartic it's just giving me goosebumps.
Why are there wheels on that surf board?
Alright.
When I give my assistant the nod, he's gonna throw that lever
and you're gonna shoot out of there like a cork out of a bottle.
It only hurts if you fall off. - Or if you crash into something as well.
Or something crashes into you.
Alright. Now, whatever you do, you don't look at the road.
You focus on the board
and how it's gonna deliver you to the relative safety
of your loving family.
Listen, Jenny, you're not gonna die.
You know why?
Cos you're not ready to die, are you? No.
This board is life
and you're not ready to let go of it, right?
Alright, how we looking?
Nearly there.
Isn't that the van Mum was in?
What the hell?
Here they come.
Hold her steady.
Ease off the gas a little bit.
Thank you, Dr Jones.
Capitano. CD.
This is your prescription.
Take it twice a day before meals.
Cheese.
Vaya con Dios.
♪ Do the hustle ♪
- Woo!
♪ Do the hustle ♪ - Woo! Wooo!
You better pull over.
You're gonna wanna see this.
Mum!
Are you alright, Mum?
I'm OK. I'm actually OK.
We thought we'd lost you.
I thought I'd been bitten, but I'm OK.
Sorry for leaving you.
What... what happened?
That is a thing of beauty, there, Cheese.
Whoa!
Oh, take it easy, mate. You'll do yourself a mischief.
Gotta get my board back.
Brutus, look who it is!
Look who came back!
Are they completely mad?
Nah, they're not mad.
They're just misunderstood.
You know, I've always known when a moment turns into a memory
and this, my friend...
is gonna be a fond one.
Yeah, man.
One for the road, El Capitano?
Don't mind if I do.
I'm not slowing down.
Not slowing down for anyone.
Yeah...
Don't think we should hang about, guys.
Word has it the lady in that Jag there took out three of our fellow racers.
Another victim of intense emotional trauma.
This one seems to have fallen for the misguided notion
that an orgy of senseless violence will somehow bring her peace.
Cheese. El Capitano.
Spread out across the road.
Our work is not done here yet.
Clearly she has chosen the wrong team to play chicken with.
Y'know, I'm struck by something that Jenny said
while we were exploring her repressed emotions.
She turned the tables on me, figuratively speaking
she said we used our death-defying antics as a defence mechanism
because we were frightened of living.
So I ask you...
as we stare death in its beady little eyes
who here's afraid?
- Yep, definitely me. - I'd say yeah.
I'm scared, yeah. - Absolutely.
Very scared.
And who's scared of life?
Nope, I'm not, I love life. - Nah, not me, bruv.
I like life a lot, yeah, it's good, life.
There we have it, gentlemen.
I say we stand down.
I lost a patient last week.
Uh, that government minister I told you about.
He, um... he was too busy at work to come in
but he said he felt better.
And he called to thank me.
And how does that make you feel?
Like a fool.
And an imposter.
Because he's not better.
The man is a monster.
He killed two million people and wears it like a badge of pride.
People think he's a hero
and they promote him to the Ministry of Internal Security
whatever the hell that is.
And he thinks I've cured him, and I have made him worse.
It strikes me that you're very angry
about what could be described as a positive outcome.
It's not just him.
It's the curfew.
They like it.
The certainty, the...
Being told what to do.
It is like reclining into a hot bath for them.
But it's not for you?
No, it is making me insane.
Well, you know what they say...
insanity's relative.
It just depends on what side of the cage you're on.
Buk-bawk!
♪ Huh, huh... ♪
Well, I'd definitely classify that under "weird".
Yeah, weird and really annoying.
That's because you weren't listening.
You were hearing it but you weren't really listening.
We're gonna win this race, kids.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.