1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,857 Great... Great..!!! Just gimme a second tochange the film. 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:12,346 I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do and I'm so excited. 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:16,517 - What's going on? - Monica's pregnant. 4 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,020 My God, Is that why you guys had to get married? 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:24,900 - I'm not pregnant! - Ah, slow swimmers? 6 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:31,240 - You're not pregnant? - Did you tell anybody I was? 7 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:35,953 No. I'll be right back. 8 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,747 I'll shoot Monica and the bloody soldier. 9 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:43,794 - You gotta change before the party. - I don't have any other clothes. 10 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:49,633 Find anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France." 11 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,303 Let's see the bride and groom, and the bridesmaids. 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:59,059 - Why did you say you're not pregnant? - 'Cause I'm not. 13 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,604 We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant... 14 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,529 ...it's because I am. 15 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:16,118 - What are you talking about? - I am with child. 16 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,915 I didn't say anything because it's your day. 17 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,293 So you told people I was pregnant? 18 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,755 Does this look like a moment to remember? 19 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,843 - Who's the father? - I can't say. 20 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:38,515 - Why not? - I can't say because he's famous. 21 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,269 Oh, my God, who is it? 22 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,731 Come on, you have to tell us. 23 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,567 - Okay. It's James Brolin. 24 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:55,949 - James Brolin is the father. - Barbra Streisand's husband? 25 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,579 What? He never said that to me. 26 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,458 The One After 'I Do' 27 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:13,842 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 28 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:23,227 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 29 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:42,079 Let's get Chandler and the bridesmaids. 30 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,917 - How about just the bridesmaids? - You know, I am the groom. 31 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:55,342 - Oh, my God! - Thank you for doing that! 32 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,596 - You said Monica was pregnant. - You did, I just didn't disagree. 33 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,349 Sneaky! 34 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,352 Smile, ladies! 35 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,730 - By the way, James Brolin? - I know. 36 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:13,402 I could only think of two names: Him and Ed Begley Jr. 37 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,738 Then I remembered he's gay, so... 38 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:21,702 - Ed Begley Jr. Is not gay. - Really? 39 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:36,258 Thank you very much. It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you: 40 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,636 Mr. And Mrs. Chandler Bing! 41 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:50,063 - Before we go, I got a present. - I won't put my hand in your pocket. 42 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:53,859 No. I've been taking dancing lessons. 43 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:57,613 I wanted this to be memorable. 44 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,781 That is so sweet! 45 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:04,828 So will you join me in our first dance as husband and wife? 46 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,378 - What is it? - These new shoes are all slippery. 47 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:17,132 - Will you be able to do this? - Not well. 48 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,558 Good news! I don't think anyone's looking. 49 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:31,772 - Are you ready to talk about it? - No. 50 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,317 Now? 51 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,028 No! 52 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:43,575 Okay, we'll talk about something else. Who's the father? 53 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:49,581 I haven't told him yet, so I don't think I should tell anybody else. 54 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,960 That's fair. Is it Tag? 55 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:58,340 I'm sorry, I'll stop. Is it Ross? 56 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,426 - Oh, my God, it's Joey! - Stop it. 57 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,221 I'm not telling you until I tell him. 58 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,474 At least we know it's a him. 59 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:16,066 - Oh, sweet Lord. - I'm sorry, okay? 60 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,987 It was either this or a bathrobe. 61 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,824 What's more important? My clothes, or being here today? 62 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:28,120 I'm not even going to pretend to be listening. 63 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,547 I don't think we met. I'm Ross, Monica's brother. 64 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:42,259 Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant. 65 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,762 Hello, "Mona from her restaurant." 66 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:55,439 - Mona. What a beautiful name. - I always kind of hated it. 67 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,025 Come on! Mona Lisa? 68 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,652 Mona... 69 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,071 ...Klegglachen? 70 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:06,116 The famous botanist. 71 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,745 She's... Well, she's dead now. 72 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:14,875 But she was once the hottie of the plant world. 73 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:21,465 - I never knew about her. - Linda Klegglachen... 74 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:30,432 So, what table are you at? Me too. 75 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,685 Good. There will be someone who likes my name. 76 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,647 Yes, there will. 77 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:47,616 Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one. 78 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:52,538 If it's all right with you, I'll take your place at table six. 79 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,457 Martin Klegglachen! 80 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:00,796 That's better. Bend your arms, look straight ahead. 81 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:05,259 This time, really put your ass into it. 82 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:13,767 Look, my date has arrived. I want you to meet Dennis Phillips. 83 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,061 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 84 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,898 Dennis is a dear old friend. And a fantastic lover. 85 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:24,111 Bravo, Dennis, thanks for pleasing my mother so. 86 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,866 I missed the ceremony because I was at auditions. 87 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,368 Dennis is directing a Broadway show. 88 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,871 I don't believe we've met. 89 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:38,792 I've admired your work for years. 90 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,212 Thank you. Excuse me, I'll get myself a drink. 91 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,256 I'll be back in a moment. 92 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:49,386 - Dennis Phillips! How did you meet? - It's a funny story. 93 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,472 Funny "ha-ha," or funny...? 94 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:05,152 Thank you. If you'll take your seats, dinner will be served. 95 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:22,211 - I thought you were at table six. - No. Nine. 96 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:28,842 When you showed it to me, you held it that way... 97 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:33,138 ...which was misleading. 98 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,275 Hello. 99 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:56,078 Can you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? 100 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:59,498 If I got a Broadway show, I would've done it all: 101 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:05,629 Film, television and theater. Not radio, but that's for ugly people. 102 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,633 - What size shoes do you wear? - Eleven. 103 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:14,012 My shoes are giving me a problem. Can I borrow your boots? 104 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,850 I don't know where I left them, so... 105 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:22,813 - Those aren't 11 s. - Okay, fine, I'm a 7! 106 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,942 All right, I have small feet. But the rest of me is good! 107 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:34,491 - I can't believe Phoebe's pregnant. - Let's not talk about that now. 108 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:38,579 - This is so huge. - Sure, but as big as your wedding? 109 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:42,082 Of course not. Nothing is. 110 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:47,379 In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? 111 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,717 Sometimes you can wear everything you're supposed to... 112 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,554 ...and one of those little guys just gets through. 113 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,766 - How? - I don't know, maybe they have tools. 114 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:03,979 She said she's definitely having the baby. 115 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,024 She's gonna raise it on her own. 116 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,652 Maybe that's really brave. 117 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:14,865 I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be. 118 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,204 Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much. 119 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,247 There's a lot to think about. 120 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:27,169 How is she gonna handle it financially? 121 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:33,300 Does she realize she's not gonna have a date for the next 18 years? 122 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:41,350 - I don't know. - Are you okay? 123 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:47,940 I'm just thinking about poor, knocked-up Phoebe. 124 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:52,402 - Champagne? - Thank you very much. 125 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,710 That's how the French drink it. 126 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:20,013 Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin. 127 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:25,727 - Really? - And he is married to some singer. 128 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:31,525 But he said he'd leave her for me. So I said, "Are you sure?" 129 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,236 - And he said... - Rachel's pregnant? 130 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,530 What? 131 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:42,411 - Why bother? - How do you feel? 132 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,205 I don't know. 133 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:49,042 I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make. 134 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:54,131 - Someone take this away from me! - Maybe you're not pregnant. 135 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:59,344 When I got pregnant, I took the test three times. 136 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:04,224 Yes. Are you sure you peed on the stick right? 137 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,311 How many ways are there? 138 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,982 I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're sure. 139 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,193 I'll take it again at home. 140 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:18,155 You gotta take it now, as a present to me. 141 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,240 Okay. Thank you. 142 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,452 - I'll run out and get you one. - You're great. 143 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,704 Wait a minute. Who's the father? 144 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:30,626 - She won't tell us. - Come on! It could be my present. 145 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:35,464 - I just gave you peeing on a stick. - This is why you register. 146 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:46,642 It was the chair again. I'm not doing it! 147 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,853 It was... Look, I don't. You know what...? 148 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:59,071 - Would you like to dance? - Sure. 149 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,493 - Dr. Geller? - I wasn't farting! 150 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,833 A little game from our table. 151 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:16,213 Dr. Geller, will you dance with me? 152 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:21,093 Maybe later. I'm about to dance with this lady. 153 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:29,810 Unless this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first. 154 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,897 I'd be happy to. You are very sweet. 155 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,067 Yes, I am. 156 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:42,072 In fact, let's try my special way. You can dance on my feet. 157 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,615 Hop on. 158 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:53,292 Is the pretty lady looking? Keep dancing. 159 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,306 And the world will never know. 160 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,727 - Did you talk to Dennis? - I told him how talented you were. 161 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:16,982 - And about "Days of our Lives." - No, you don't tell him that! 162 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:21,069 - He'll think I'm just a soap actor. - But you're not! 163 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,908 You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet. 164 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,627 - Thank you. - No, thank you, Miranda. 165 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,546 - Melinda. - All right. 166 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:44,426 - How cute was that? - Were you watching? 167 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,764 Can I go next? 168 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,683 Of course you can. Hop on. 169 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,021 But I get to hop on after her. 170 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,530 - I am so gonna score! - What? 171 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,658 I like your bow. 172 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:16,625 I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler... 173 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:21,255 ...the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends. 174 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:27,344 When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry. 175 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:32,349 "Why, God? How can you take them away from me?!" 176 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,562 But then I thought back over our memories together. 177 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,398 Happy memories. 178 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,654 And there were some sad memories. 179 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,617 I'm sorry. 180 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,580 And some scared memories. 181 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:04,673 And then I realized I'll always be their friend. 182 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,594 A friend who can speak in many dialects... 183 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:14,349 ...has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. 184 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,520 To the happy couple. 185 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,487 - That was nice. - Can we do it again? 186 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,948 No, no. 187 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:35,078 - So is it my turn? - I'm next. 188 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:42,294 - Okay, you can dance with her first. - Are you sure? 189 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,590 - What's your name? - Gert. 190 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,717 That's pretty. 191 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,602 What are you doing, Gert? 192 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,564 Dancing on your feet like the other girls. 193 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:08,862 Okay. Hop on, Gert. 194 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:17,621 - Why aren't you moving your feet? - I'm trying. 195 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,834 You're not going fast enough. 196 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,170 Maybe I should stand on your feet! 197 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,761 Did you happen to catch my toast? 198 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,933 - Was that for my benefit? - There was something for everyone. 199 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:43,605 - I know you're casting for a show. - I don't think you're right for it. 200 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:47,776 You're wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it. 201 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:52,239 - Try me. - It's an all-Chinese cast. 202 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,576 Can you be Chinese? 203 00:17:55,826 --> 00:18:00,539 - I'm not proud of this, but... - No, please! 204 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,628 - Want to go back to the dance floor? - Did it turn into sand? 205 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:11,842 - Come on, you'll be fine. - No, I won't. 206 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,762 Know why I took all those lessons? 207 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:21,602 I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen with some clumsy idiot. 208 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:26,982 You could never embarrass me. Okay, you could easily do that. 209 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,818 But it doesn't matter. 210 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:35,199 I married you. So I'm gonna dance with my husband. 211 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:40,871 Just try not to move your feet at all. 212 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,838 There you go. 213 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:55,844 I'm gonna have you arrested. You stole my moves. 214 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,559 - How much longer? - Thirty seconds. 215 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,853 Did I miss it? 216 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,569 Rachel, I want you to know... 217 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,781 ...that if it's positive, we... 218 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,535 - I know. - You do? Okay. 219 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,372 It's time. 220 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,916 No! 221 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,464 - Go ahead, Rach. - I can't look at it. 222 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,884 Somebody tell me. 223 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,850 It's negative. 224 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,562 - What? - It's negative. 225 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:58,073 Well, there you go. 226 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:06,248 That's really great, great news. 227 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,421 Because the whole... 228 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:18,260 ...not being ready, the financial aspects, all that... 229 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:25,517 This is just the way it was supposed to be. 230 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,856 Well then, great. 231 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,944 This is so stupid. 232 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,701 How can I be upset over something I never had? 233 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:47,831 - It's negative? - No, it's positive. 234 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,173 - What? - It's not negative, it's positive. 235 00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,886 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I lied before. 236 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:10,270 - Now you know how you really feel. - That's a risky little game. 237 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,067 Are you really gonna do this? 238 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:20,489 I'm gonna have a baby. 239 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,200 I'm gonna have a baby! 240 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:36,296 - With who? - No, it's still not the time. 241 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,517 I just didn't see the fast song coming. 242 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:53,605 Don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. 243 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,149 That's so sweet! 244 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,070 There's so few genuinely nice guys out there. 245 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,074 I feel like I'm holding down the fort all alone. 246 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,785 - It's Joey, right? - Yeah. 247 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,247 Wait a minute! I'm the nice one! 248 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:14,084 I danced with the kids all night. 249 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:18,589 How small are your feet? 250 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:26,847 [ENGLISH]