1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:05,047 Listen, I don't care what the computer says. 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:08,592 We didn't take a bag of Meshugga Nuts. 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:13,805 And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little. 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:19,853 - Were you in our room last night? - No. 5 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:30,864 I was told the movie's name wouldn't appear on the bill. 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:36,745 - Checking out of the bridal suite. - Right, I'm no longer a bride. 7 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:41,959 I'll never be a bride again. Now I'm just someone's wife. 8 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:46,505 And I'm the happiest guy in the world. 9 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:51,677 - We have so much to look forward to. - Yeah, right. 10 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,888 - The honeymoon. - That's not till Thursday. 11 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,558 - Wedding pictures. - It takes weeks. 12 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:03,564 - Not the disposable cameras. - I knew I married you for a reason! 13 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,818 I'll go get them developed, and you can go home. 14 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:16,368 - What did you take a picture of? - Nothing. It was something. 15 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,122 Ross has the cameras. Is he checked out yet? 16 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,458 Are you joking? Checkout is not till noon. 17 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:27,963 - And he has a good 11 minutes left. - So? 18 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:31,508 He never checks out a minute before he has to. 19 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:38,098 Once we got a late checkout, he got so excited, it was our best sex ever. 20 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:42,019 Until he screamed out "Radisson" at the end. 21 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:48,066 Okay, I'll get Ross, get the cameras and get them developed. 22 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:52,279 Thirty-two, Joe. You're 32! 23 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,075 - Here's your bill. - Thanks. 24 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,038 Champagne, strawberries... 25 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:07,461 Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night. 26 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:12,674 Yeah, that's sad. Meshugga Nut? 27 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,594 The One With the Red Sweater 28 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:24,978 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 29 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:34,363 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 30 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,930 Soaps, shampoos. Are you really taking all this stuff? 31 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:05,644 - Why not? It's built in the price of the room. - Yeah, but you don't need... 32 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,565 - What is this? - Thread. 33 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:14,278 Score! Where are the disposable cameras? 34 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:18,490 - What disposable cameras? - Last night I asked you to take them. 35 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,828 - No, you didn't. - Yes, before we cut the cake, I said... 36 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:28,792 Yeah, you asked me for a favor. Then my Uncle Murray gave you a check. 37 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:33,797 Then you said, "Why is it called a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" 38 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:41,180 - Yeah, then you did that. - So you don't have the cameras? 39 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,683 - No, sorry. - They're gone? Monica's gonna freak! 40 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:48,228 They're here somewhere. I'll help you look. 41 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,732 - Great. - In three minutes. 42 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,794 You're gonna open the presents without Chandler? 43 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:21,428 They're calling out to me. This guy even crawled into my lap. 44 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:26,183 He wouldn't mind if I opened one. What do you think it is? 45 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:33,232 A mirror that when you look into it, you see yourself as an old woman. 46 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,152 A tiny salt shaker! 47 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:41,198 Oh, my God, for tiny salt! 48 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,743 Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun. 49 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:49,498 Okay, I'll wait for Chandler to open up the rest. 50 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:56,380 Although, you know, this is part of a salt-and-pepper set. 51 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,800 It's only half a present. What do you think? 52 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:04,388 It's okay to open one more if it's a set. It's probably this one. 53 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,598 Or this one! 54 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:14,147 - Got any morning sickness? - The guys don't know, do they? 55 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,234 No. Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant. 56 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,154 Right. Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant. 57 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:25,325 He hasn't asked me how I feel, or offered to carry my bags. 58 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:29,329 I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. 59 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,083 After you, of course. 60 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:38,839 You'll only be pregnant a few more hours. I'll tell the father today. 61 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,050 Is it that tall guy from the first floor? 62 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:45,971 - No! - What? I think he's cute. 63 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:49,474 - Then you have his baby. - I'm trying. 64 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:56,899 It's so weird. You're gonna tell this guy today, and he has no idea. 65 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:01,904 You'll just knock on his door and change his life forever. 66 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:05,908 You're like Ed McMahon, except without the big check. 67 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,744 Or the raw sexual magnetism. 68 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:15,250 - Yeah, I guess it's pretty big news. - Pretty big? It's huge! 69 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,795 God, this guy is walking around thinking: 70 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:22,382 "I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!" 71 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,802 Then, bam! He's a father, everything's different. 72 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:30,140 Only if he wants it to be. I won't ask for anything. 73 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,393 Okay, now he's walking around thinking: 74 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,563 "Do I want to be a dad?" Then, bam! 75 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:41,401 - What was that "bam"? - I don't know. He's hit by a bus. 76 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:50,244 Joey, what would you do if someone you slept with told you she was pregnant? 77 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,794 Who called here? 78 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:04,216 Did she sound blond? Any accent? I gotta make a call. 79 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:08,262 Should have never walked into that Sunglass Hut! 80 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,723 It's not you! You didn't get anyone pregnant. 81 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:16,728 Why would you scare me like that? What the hell's going on? 82 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,316 Is somebody pregnant? 83 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,777 Oh, yeah! That's me. 84 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:29,157 Oh, my God, Pheebs! You're gonna have a baby? 85 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:34,788 Yes, I am. Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby! 86 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:38,834 - Wait, who's the father? - You don't know him. 87 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:43,005 He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. 88 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:51,263 Who is this guy? Because I'll track him down and kick his ass! 89 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,892 - David Linn. - David Linn! 90 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:02,399 - Who's David Linn? - Some annoying guy from my gym. 91 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,033 - Chandler? - Did you find the cameras? 92 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:16,079 - No. Did you? - Yes, that's why I'm under the table. 93 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:21,335 I checked in the lost and found. No one's turned them in. 94 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:26,423 Great. Those cameras were the only thing that will cheer Monica up. 95 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,384 You just got married. Why is she depressed? 96 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:35,641 I'm not going to ask that question. I can't believe I screwed this up! 97 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,310 I'm sorry, man. 98 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:44,358 Here's a thought. This is the same ballroom. 99 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:48,070 There's a band. There'll be dressed-up people. 100 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,406 Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away? 101 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:57,663 No, we buy more of these, throw our tuxes on and take a few pictures. 102 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,541 We make sure not to get people's faces. 103 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,417 Are you serious? 104 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:08,549 I'm thinking about your new bride. Do you really want to let her down? 105 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:12,219 Marriage advice? Really? 106 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,473 This looks just like your wedding. 107 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:20,102 - Same flowers? - I don't know. Monica picked them. 108 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,604 - The chairs? - Those too. 109 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,565 - The place settings? - Her. 110 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,818 - What did you do? - I took care of the cameras. 111 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,987 Gift shop? 112 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,912 - Did you do it yet? - Not yet. 113 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:42,833 Then what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? 114 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,419 Is it Gunther? 115 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:51,175 - It's not Gunther! - Thank God. That hair on a baby? 116 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:58,390 The father is not here. I haven't told him, and I don't think I can now. 117 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,683 Why not? 118 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:05,814 I was walking and thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father. " And then, bam! 119 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,567 Bus? 120 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:14,656 No, you! You freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this is. 121 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,909 - But it is huge. - I know. 122 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,995 But I was thinking how huge it is for me. 123 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,831 I didn't think about the father. 124 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,794 You're thinking about it too much. Tell him and get it over with. 125 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:32,049 It's like ripping off this Band-Aid, quick and painless. 126 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,927 Oh, mother of...! 127 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,388 See? 128 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:48,774 - Are we opening presents? - No. I shouldn't be opening these. 129 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:53,987 Joey, I am out of control! You have to do me a favor. 130 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:59,660 No matter what I say, do not let me open another present. 131 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,207 Give me one more. 132 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:12,214 Good, you're here. Pheebs? Listen... 133 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,926 Sit down, I got something I want to say. 134 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:28,438 It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. 135 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:34,695 I always felt that you and I have a special bond. 136 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:39,908 So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? 137 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,539 Oh, my God! 138 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,543 Oh, yeah, I'll marry you. 139 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:55,632 - You can't marry him! - Your day's over, it's my turn. 140 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:01,388 - Why can't she marry me? - I can and I will. 141 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:06,435 She's not pregnant. Rachel's the one who's pregnant. 142 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,104 Oh, my God! 143 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,024 He'd notice when you didn't have a baby! 144 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,735 It's Joey! 145 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:23,660 I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant? Who's the father? 146 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,996 We don't know. 147 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,251 - I wonder if it's that dude. - There's a dude? 148 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,836 Who is it? 149 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:39,551 A month ago this guy spent the night. I didn't see who it was, but... 150 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,433 Was that story over? 151 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,564 The guy left this. 152 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:57,486 Oh, my God! I know who the father is. 153 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,785 People have got to finish their stories. 154 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,086 - Could you take a picture of us? - Of course. 155 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:23,554 - Would you take one of us? - Yeah, sure. 156 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,597 Click. 157 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,226 - It didn't click. - I heard it. 158 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,896 - There was no flash. - You won't take our picture? 159 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,066 Yeah, I'll take your picture. 160 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:43,365 - Your finger was covering the lens. - Who are you, Ansel Adams? Scram! 161 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:51,540 I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before... 162 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,293 ...so I asked the father to come here. 163 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,505 What? Wait a minute. How do you know who it is? 164 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:02,092 I may play the fool at times... 165 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:07,764 ...but I'm more than a pretty blond with an ass that won't quit. 166 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,894 I believe this belongs to the father. 167 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:17,149 Oh, God. He's in there right now? 168 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:23,113 You can turn around, or go in and rip the Band-Aid off. 169 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,909 - Let's rip. - Are you sure? 170 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,495 - Phoebe! - Sorry. 171 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,957 Hey, Rach. 172 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,302 Go on-stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech. 173 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:07,074 Will the owner of a 1995 LeSabre see the front desk? 174 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,410 Your car is about to be towed. 175 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,915 That's my car! 176 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,585 - A '95 LeSabre? - Yes. 177 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,547 - A green LeSabre? - Yes! 178 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:28,136 - I'm sorry, I meant blue. - Yes, green-blue. 179 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,893 Well, go. Go move it! 180 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,439 Ready for the last picture? Get ready to run. 181 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,490 Congratulations on your wedding. 182 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,123 What's this about? 183 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,959 Rachel has something to tell you. 184 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:03,255 And I believe that this is your red sweater. 185 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:07,551 No, this is my red sweater. 186 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,847 Oh, no. 187 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,895 Could I get anyone a coffee? 188 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,648 Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay. 189 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,526 What's going on? 190 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:28,989 Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake. 191 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:33,827 But you wear that sweater a lot. Is it some kind of dare? 192 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,957 I'm actually glad Phoebe called. 193 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:49,801 I was immature, but I've grown up. I think we should get back together. 194 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,137 It's not the right time. 195 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:57,142 It is the right time. I'm ready for more. 196 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,645 Let's give it another try. 197 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,357 I'm having a baby. 198 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,201 - You can go. - Thank you. 199 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,125 I don't know how any of these got opened! 200 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,880 - You opened them all? - I know, I am a terrible person. 201 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,008 Chandler won't trust me ever again. 202 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,555 - You got my parents' gift. - What is that? 203 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,808 I think it does something to salami. 204 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,564 - How'd it go? - What did Tag say? 205 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,984 Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now? 206 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,530 I do, and I'm so happy for you. 207 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,452 Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra. 208 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:05,419 - Will you ever tell whoever it is? - I will, just not tonight. 209 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:09,464 No matter what he says, you're not gonna be alone. 210 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,049 I'm not? 211 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,052 No. Listen... 212 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:21,268 It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. 213 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:26,773 I've always felt like you and I have a special bond. 214 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,443 - Rachel, will you marry me? - What? 215 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,824 - Pheebs, give me the ring back. - No! 216 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:42,122 Joey, you're so sweet, honey, but I'm not looking for a husband. 217 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,253 I understand. 218 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:53,050 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and lie down. 219 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,808 I can't say that didn't hurt. 220 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:07,272 - But I'll take you back, Joey. - About that, l... 221 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,984 - Oh, a Salami Buddy! - There you go! 222 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,695 - We're back! - Great. 223 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:18,075 We're hanging in the kitchen. Let's stay in the kitchen. 224 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,870 - It's picture time. - You're gonna love these. 225 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:27,084 Here's a picture of Ross. And that's me. 226 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,004 And that's me and Ross. 227 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,843 And here's our first kiss as a married couple. 228 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,887 That is a great picture. 229 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:44,560 And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags. 230 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,606 Didn't see that coming. 231 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,901 Okay, this isn't our first kiss... 232 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:57,155 ...but it is my first kiss with this lady. 233 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:04,163 Which I'm sure you'll remember, so there's no need... 234 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:10,210 - I'll take these to get developed now. - Good idea. 235 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:17,926 You opened the presents? We were gonna do that together. 236 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,722 You kissed another woman? 237 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,017 - Call it even? - Okay. 238 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:34,651 - I'll put these in water. - You stole those from that wedding? 239 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,778 No, the hotel lobby. 240 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:43,368 They think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of nuts! 241 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,582 Hey, my sweater! 242 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,838 I've been looking for this for a month. 243 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:02,179 Oh, my God! 244 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,728 Oh, my God! 245 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:21,365 - Hey, how you doing? - Good. Long time no see. 246 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:25,160 - Like your sweater. - Right back at you. 247 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:32,751 - It's crazy about Rachel. - Well, she's one crazy lady. 248 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:38,841 - So whose is it? - I don't know, some Italian guy. 249 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,637 Come on, read your own label. See you later. 250 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,265 He is so weird. 251 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,436 [ENGLISH]