1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,130 - Guys, guess what? - What? 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:08,217 We're having a Halloween party! 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,593 - Good! - Great! 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:14,014 - You have to wear a costume. - I can't make it. 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,974 Come on, it'll be fun. 6 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:21,188 I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. 7 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,858 Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur. 8 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,986 Not two years in a row. 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,366 - I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. - You have to. 10 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:38,330 No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not. 11 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,375 You're an actor. 12 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,086 Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? 13 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,630 - I will. - The girl from the wedding? 14 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:52,261 If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model... 15 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:56,014 ...or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. 16 00:00:56,265 --> 00:01:02,271 Or Leatherface from "Texas Chainsaw" "Massacre." No! Slutty Leatherface. 17 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,608 Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? 18 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,736 That's right, he was hitting on her. 19 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:14,741 And I got her. I guess the better man won. 20 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,078 Please don't take her from me. 21 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,331 The One With the Halloween Party 22 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:30,716 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 23 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:40,100 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 24 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,080 Ursula! 25 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,917 Wait. It's me, Phoebe. 26 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,504 I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. 27 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,922 Wait a second! 28 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,257 So, what's new with you? 29 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,178 Nothing. I'm getting married next week. 30 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,930 What? 31 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:21,391 Lt'll be a small ceremony. Just family. 32 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,851 His. 33 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,063 Okay. 34 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,898 I'm happy for you. 35 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:33,070 Wait. If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. 36 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,404 - Really? - Sure. 37 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,282 You could be my sister for the day. 38 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,661 Yeah, okay. 39 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:45,666 My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. 40 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,168 Maybe I could meet the guy. 41 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,338 Well, I'm supposed to work tonight. 42 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:55,259 I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! 43 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:59,680 - It's a costume party. - So that's why you're... 44 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,932 No. 45 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,393 But thanks. 46 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,610 - You're supposed to wear a costume. - I am. 47 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:18,365 I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear... 48 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,202 ...because soon she won't fit into it. 49 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:26,748 I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it. 50 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,752 - Trick or treat! - Can I give out candy? 51 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:35,883 I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. 52 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,052 - Trick or treat! - Just a minute! 53 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,852 Look at you guys! 54 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:51,565 - Wow! You are a very scary witch. - Thank you. 55 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:55,694 - And you are a very funny clown. - Thank you. 56 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,321 And you... 57 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,074 ...are so in style right now. 58 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:06,622 I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. 59 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:11,752 - Did you see the cover of "Vogue"...? - Could I just have the candy? 60 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,131 Sure. 61 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:27,226 Catwoman. So we meet again. 62 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,394 So we do, Supergirl. 63 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,606 It's me, Phoebe. 64 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,653 Monica, can I talk to you for a second? 65 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,452 I appreciate the costume. 66 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,913 You did this to him? 67 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,790 I thought he'd love it. 68 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:56,213 - He loves "The Velveteen Rabbit." - That rabbit was brown and white. 69 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,715 It was pink, or no bunny at all. 70 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,845 No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! 71 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:10,185 - You didn't dress up either? - Yes, I did. I'm Chandler. 72 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,900 Dude, what happened? 73 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,777 How is that me? 74 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,364 I'm Chandler. 75 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,034 That is so you! 76 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,789 - When have I ever done that? - When have I ever done that? 77 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,461 Trick or treat. 78 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,553 - You're the prettiest ballerina ever. - Thank you. 79 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,432 That deserves another candy. 80 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,601 Thank you. 81 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:56,481 I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. 82 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,234 I love you! 83 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,739 Honey, here, take it all. 84 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,787 Monica? We need more candy. 85 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,582 - There's only been four kids. - I know. 86 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,544 But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. 87 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,713 No wonder you're pregnant. 88 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:32,017 - What are you supposed to be? - Remember the satellite, Sputnik? 89 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:37,022 Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud"... 90 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,275 ...and these are my antenna. 91 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,570 So Sputnik becomes...? 92 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,495 Spud-nik! 93 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,500 Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore. 94 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,338 All right! Ross came as doodie. 95 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,677 - No, I'm not doodie. - No, space-doodie. 96 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,187 Hey, sweetie. 97 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,192 - Aren't you gonna kiss me? - Okay. 98 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,988 But right after, you have to tell me who you are. 99 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,365 - Ursula? - Ursula's fiance? 100 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:33,912 You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. 101 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,499 Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. 102 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,753 - My mother killed herself. - See, and I knew that. 103 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,757 Now I'm sweating. 104 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:51,096 I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go. 105 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,015 No. We'll start over. 106 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,101 - Hi, I'm Phoebe. - Eric. 107 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:01,023 - Why are you looking at me like that? - Sweat's burning my eyes. 108 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,649 - Thank you. - There. 109 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,569 - What are you? - There's no name for it. 110 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,906 I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. 111 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,870 - No, I meant your costume. - I'm a solar system. 112 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,289 My second graders helped. 113 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,375 - I love the second grade. - Really? 114 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:26,381 It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. 115 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:30,135 With all the politics and the mind games. 116 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:35,599 - So, what do you do? - I'm a masseuse, by day. 117 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:40,229 - You don't have to stay with me. - I'm having fun. 118 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:45,609 - I'm excited for you and Ursula. - I feel very lucky. She's great. 119 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:50,614 - She's the most beautiful woman ever. - Thank you. 120 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,163 - Hey, Joey? - Yeah? 121 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:02,251 - You read comic books, right? - Exclusively. 122 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,046 Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? 123 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,423 - Catwoman, hands down. - Yeah. 124 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:12,052 Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge. 125 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,054 - What? Really? - You kidding? 126 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:19,852 Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper. 127 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,771 She's not right behind me, is she? 128 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,648 - No, you're fine. - Okay. 129 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,734 - Could I take Rachel? - I'm not sure. 130 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,487 What? Come on, I am tough! 131 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,448 Punch me here, as hard as you can! 132 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:37,119 Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter. 133 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:42,207 Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? 134 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,585 I would say, "Woman, please." 135 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,882 Ursula's fiance is really sweet. 136 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,801 He's a teacher, he does volunteer work. 137 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:59,641 Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. 138 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,060 - Oh, my God, Phoebe? - What? 139 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:07,357 - You're getting a crush on him. - No, I'm not, you are! 140 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,444 Here comes the temper. 141 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,323 Trick or treat. 142 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,077 Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went for more. 143 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:24,291 And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too. 144 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,835 - Can I write you a check? - Okay. 145 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:31,924 - Okay. What's your name? - Lelani Mayolanofavich. 146 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:37,763 Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash." 147 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,141 - Hi. - Hi, Mona. 148 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:48,232 Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse. 149 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,568 Actually, I'm just a nurse. 150 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:56,949 You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out. 151 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,035 - You made it. - Wait. 152 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:04,581 - You're a potato? - Well, I'm a spud...? 153 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:09,127 - And the antenna... You're Spud-nik! - Yes! 154 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,214 Marry her. 155 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,970 Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler? 156 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,639 I can't. Chandler's my husband. 157 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,267 - So Ross? - Yeah. 158 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,854 - Hey, beautiful. - Hello, handsome. 159 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,272 Oh, God. 160 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:33,402 Look at you two. When did you guys meet? 161 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,362 - Two weeks ago. - That's it? 162 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,950 I know. It sounds crazy, and I'm not impulsive, but... 163 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:44,288 ...we have so much in common. - Oh, really? 164 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,832 We're both teachers. 165 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:53,088 - And we were both in the Peace Corps. - Peace Corps, really? 166 00:11:54,631 --> 00:12:00,804 When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. 167 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:06,185 Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. 168 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,272 - Shall we get me really drunk? - Sure. 169 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,113 Howdy, doodie. 170 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,282 That's funny, yeah. 171 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:25,245 You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. 172 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,958 Relax, man. You're looking a little "flushed." 173 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,509 - Our question might get answered. - What question? 174 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,304 Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? 175 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,433 - There's no question. - So you think Ross too? 176 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,730 - You picked Ross? - Ross is strong. 177 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:56,693 He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. 178 00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:01,949 - I can't believe you didn't pick me. - She's right. I am stronger. 179 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,409 I would destroy you. 180 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:09,414 Really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it? 181 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,043 I'll prove it like a theorem! 182 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,379 All right! Stop it! 183 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,799 Stop! No one's gonna fight. 184 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,594 People came to see a fight, let's give them one! 185 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,976 - You guys could arm-wrestle. - Listen to the slutty nurse. 186 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:34,106 - You're going down. - Oh, yeah? You're going downtown! 187 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:38,360 Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 188 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,246 Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. 189 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,332 - You are so sweet. - Really? 190 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:57,379 You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. 191 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,465 - Got to go. - Trick or treat. 192 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:04,469 Hi! Wow! There you go. 193 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,433 My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. 194 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,603 We were, but now we've got candy. 195 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,898 I'd rather have the money. 196 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,985 That's not your choice. Happy Halloween! 197 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,570 This isn't fair. 198 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,073 Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? 199 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,409 Shut up! 200 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,077 You shut up! 201 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,083 - You can't tell me to shut up. - I think I just did. 202 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,711 And here it comes again. Shut up! 203 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,174 No, I got it. I'm good. I got it. 204 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,262 Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. 205 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,098 You're a mean old woman. 206 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,142 Wait! Shut... Don't cry! 207 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,353 Let me get my checkbook! 208 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:59,691 You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. 209 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:04,238 You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity. 210 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,282 That's the strength I want in a man. 211 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:10,702 That means nothing to me. Come on! 212 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,498 - Hi, liar. - Hey. 213 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:21,129 He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. 214 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,966 - They could be true. - But they're not. 215 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,468 It's a fine line. 216 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,222 - Why are you lying? - I don't know. 217 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:35,811 He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. 218 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:41,692 It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! 219 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,444 She's helped so many people quit. 220 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,030 We'd better get going. 221 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,117 - You have a church group meeting. - Right. 222 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,125 - It was nice meeting you. - You too. 223 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,254 And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! 224 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:06,633 Come on! Bunny versus Doodie. We're waiting! 225 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,930 Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. 226 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,434 Wait. What does the winner get? 227 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,603 - Pride. - And dignity. 228 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,439 Okay, if you say so. 229 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,691 All right, ready, set, go! 230 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,444 - Come on! - Come on! 231 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:38,123 - Wow, they're both really strong. - Or equally weak. 232 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,169 Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face. 233 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:53,055 - So you getting tired? - No. I could do this all day. 234 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,682 Yeah. Me too. 235 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,772 - Getting a little tired, though. - God, I'm exhausted. 236 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:07,152 This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. 237 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:12,407 She's talking to Joey! You've got to let me win! 238 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,452 Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp. 239 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:21,291 At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. 240 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,754 And I'm dressed as doodie. 241 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:32,386 - You're Spud-nik. - Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie. 242 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,472 Please? She's watching. 243 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,643 - Fine. - Thanks. 244 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:43,188 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah! 245 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,108 My hero! 246 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,652 You're a weird lady. 247 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,783 Ursula said she left her purse. 248 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,704 What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. 249 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,039 I'm sure it does. 250 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,293 Guess I'll see you at the wedding. 251 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:09,339 I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. 252 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:13,302 - I wish you all the luck in the world. - We'll be okay. 253 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:17,806 It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me. 254 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,645 - I can't let you do this. She's lying. - What? 255 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:28,066 She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. 256 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,486 Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. 257 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:37,201 But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. 258 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:42,331 Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress. 259 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,833 Not a teacher, a waitress. 260 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,669 Here, she always lies about this. 261 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:52,674 - How old did she say she was? - She told me she was 25. 262 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,469 I almost don't want to show you. 263 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,764 Just remember, I'm a minute younger. 264 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,685 I am so stupid. 265 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,188 Of course she's not a teacher. 266 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:11,860 There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." 267 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,240 No, you're not stupid. 268 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,326 I'm not smart. 269 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:27,209 I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. 270 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,378 - To be romantic. - Good. 271 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:35,509 You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. 272 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,890 - What? - It's weird, two people look so alike. 273 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,892 And so different. 274 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,189 Eric! Let's go! 275 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:54,194 - Better go deal with it. - Yeah, you should. 276 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,744 Hurry up! I gotta pray! 277 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:17,551 I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. 278 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,927 That's not bad. 279 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:23,182 I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. 280 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,435 I am awful with children. 281 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:31,106 You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. 282 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,818 They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar. 283 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,613 - That's all it is? - Absolutely. 284 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:44,453 Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 285 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,831 They get crazy during the summer too. 286 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:51,502 And any time they're hungry or sleepy. 287 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,838 Kids are tough. Good luck with that. 288 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,179 Look, I'm sorry you lost. 289 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,099 I got a secret for you. I let him win. 290 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,478 Was that a secret, or a lie? 291 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,813 - No, I let him... Ross? - Yeah? 292 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,150 Would you tell her I let you win, please? 293 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,071 Chandler "let me win." 294 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:25,577 No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? 295 00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,914 I am strong. I'll show you. 296 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,541 Chandler, please. 297 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,709 What's the matter? Scared? 298 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,588 Let's go, big bunny! 299 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,551 One, two, three. Go! 300 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,016 I'm gonna kill myself! 301 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,772 [ENGLISH]