1
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Did you know that during pregnancy...

2
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...your fingers swell up to twice
their size and never go back?

3
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Oh, my God! Let me see that.

4
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You fall for it every time.

5
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Hey! I brought you
my old maternity clothes.

6
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Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet.
Oh, those are so cute!

7
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Look. See how they expand
as the baby grows?

8
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And after the baby's born
they're great for shoplifting melons.

9
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Good, you're all here.
Thanksgiving, 4:00.

10
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Guess who I invited? Remember
Will Culvert from high school?

11
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- No.
- He was in Ross' class.

12
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Marching band, was kind of
overweight. Really overweight.

13
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I was his thin friend.

14
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I don't remember. Are you talking
about your imaginary boyfriend?

15
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No, that was Jared.

16
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Wow. Haven't thought about him
in a long time.

17
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Will's here on business
so I invited him here.

18
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- That's nice.
- Oh, he's lost a bunch of weight.

19
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He looks good.
Okay, I mean really gorgeous.

20
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- I still love Chandler.
- Wouldn't hurt you to say it.

21
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Just so you know,
I'm not gonna make a turkey.

22
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- What?
- Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.

23
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- Phoebe!
- Turkeys are intelligent animals.

24
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No, they're not! They're ugly
and stupid and delicious!

25
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It's not just Phoebe. Chandler doesn't
eat Thanksgiving food...

26
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...and Rachel has
her poultry aversion.

27
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I had to leave when you had
that chicken.

28
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I thought that was because
I put it on my hand and made it walk.

29
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It's not worth it to make
a whole turkey. It's a lot of work.

30
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But you gotta have turkey!

31
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Thanksgiving with no turkey is like
Fourth of July with no pie.

32
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Or Friday with no two pizzas.

33
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Fine. But there's gonna
be a ton left over.

34
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No, I will finish that turkey.

35
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You can eat almost an entire turkey
in one sitting?

36
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That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani!
This is what we do.

37
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We may not be great
thinkers or world leaders...

38
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...we don't read a lot or run fast,
but damn it, we can eat!

39
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The One With the Rumor

40
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41
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Subtitles processed by
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42
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<i>Four wide receivers. On third and 18.</i>

43
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Isn't it weird how next year
there will be a baby at the table?

44
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Rachel's. But good to know
where you're at.

45
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- Hey!
- Hey!

46
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You too!

47
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- Can I help?
- Yes.

48
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Chandler usually helps
but he's into the game.

49
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Could you fold these napkins?
I'm gonna go check on the yams.

50
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No, sweetie. No, not like that.

51
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We're not at a barn dance.

52
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Fold them like swans.
I showed you at Christmas.

53
00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,591
Yeah, it all just came
screaming back to me.

54
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- So how's the game?
- I have no idea.

55
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- What?
- I'm pretending to watch...

56
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...so I don't have to help out.

57
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I don't believe you!
That is brilliant!

58
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- And Monica has no idea?
- No. I just yell stuff at the TV.

59
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'Ey! What? 'Ey!

60
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- Your team winning?
- Anderson just scored again.

61
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There is no Anderson.

62
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I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon?

63
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,636
I can't help you.
I didn't realize this game was on.

64
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,764
- You like football?
- Normally, I don't.

65
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But, you know, Green Bay is playing.

66
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- You like Green Bay?
- It's only my favorite bay.

67
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Will, I'm so glad that you came.

68
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You must've lost...

69
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150 pounds. I'll be on one of those
Subway commercials.

70
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- A pie!
- It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy.

71
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- It's no good. Throw it out.
- Meet some people.

72
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This is my husband, Chandler.
This is Will.

73
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Oh, hey. I'd shake your hand
but I'm really into the game.

74
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Plus, it'd be better for my ego
if we didn't stand together.

75
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,239
- This is Phoebe.
- Hi.

76
00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,535
Hey. Wow!

77
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Well done.

78
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- Wanna give me a hand?
- I can't get over how great you look.

79
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- You too. You're so fit.
- I'm watching but I'm not deaf.

80
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- I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
- Great, I love Ross.

81
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Good. And Rachel Greene too.

82
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- Is there a problem?
- No. It's okay.

83
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It's just... God, I hated her.

84
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- What?
- I hated her.

85
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She was horrible to me in high school.

86
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But hey, that was a long time ago.
Might be fun to see her again.

87
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Got any cakes or cookies
or something?

88
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No, Will! No!

89
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It's been a while since we screamed.

90
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- Oh, okay. No!
- Come on!

91
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Damn you, ref! You burn in hell!

92
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What are you doing?
You've got an entire turkey to eat.

93
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Let me explain to you how
the human body works.

94
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I have to warm up my stomach first.

95
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- Eating chips is like stretching.
- Okay.

96
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- Tribbianis never get full.
- I'm here to tell you something.

97
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You can eat and eat, but nothing
will ever fill that void.

98
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- Who the hell is this guy?
- This is Will, from high school.

99
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- Will!
- Ross!

100
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Hey, you came! Man, you
look incredible! Hot stuff!

101
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- Hot stuff?
- It's good to see you, man.

102
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Yeah. You too. So, what are you up to?

103
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- I'm a commodities broker.
- That sounds interesting.

104
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- Yeah, it's not.
- Oh.

105
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- But I'm rich and thin.
- Oh.

106
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:20,334
I haven't seen you since
Lance Davis' graduation party.

107
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That was such a fun night.

108
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,757
Would've been good if we had
gotten in, but still fun.

109
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We were lame. Do you remember
how into dinosaurs we were?

110
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- Yeah.
- So, what do you do now?

111
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So how long are you in town?

112
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- Hi.
- Hey, sweetie. Oh, good.

113
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Rachel Greene.

114
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Oh, that's right.
Are you gonna be okay?

115
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Oh, I'll be fine. It's just...
God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her!

116
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High school was a long time ago.

117
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,588
Look at her standing there
with those yams.

118
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:12,427
My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene
and complex carbohydrates.

119
00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,681
Oh, my God. Who is that?

120
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:22,229
- That's Will, from high school.
- Oh! I do not remember him.

121
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:27,943
Wow, really got that sexy
smoldering thing going on.

122
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,909
Oh, my God. Look at the way
he's just staring at me.

123
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,787
He's trying to mouth something to me.

124
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I hate you!

125
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,128
- Okay, dinner's ready!
- Okay!

126
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:50,215
- Solid effort. Solid effort.
- Oh, so who won?

127
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,759
- Green Bay.
- Detroit.

128
00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,512
- What?
- The Lions technically won.

129
00:09:55,762 --> 00:10:00,684
But it was a moral victory
for the Green Bay Mermen.

130
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,858
Hi! Will, right?
Right, hi. I'm Rachel Greene.

131
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:13,155
- Oh, I remember you.
- Really? Aren't you sweet?

132
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:18,535
I gotta tell you, I'm having
the hardest time placing you.

133
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,163
Hang on! I think I remember you.

134
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:26,877
Did we fool around at
Lance Davis' graduation party?

135
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,839
- You are unbelievable.
- Thank you.

136
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:36,970
Rachel? Why don't you sit here?
And Will, you sit way over there.

137
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:46,355
That's it? I can eat that, no problem.

138
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:51,860
- At least give me a challenge.
- This is Chandler's chicken.

139
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,573
This is the turkey.

140
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,702
Oh. How big is that?

141
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:06,375
- About 19 pounds.
- It's like me when I was born.

142
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:12,548
- Who would like some yams? Will?
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

143
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,094
What? Oh, can we please keep
the chicken...

144
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,847
...and the turkey on the other side?

145
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,809
- The smell is just...
- Typical.

146
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,980
- What?
- I said it was typical.

147
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:34,361
Typical of you. Queen Rachel does
whatever she wants in Rachel-land.

148
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,617
Seriously, who is this guy?

149
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,788
Sorry, do you have a problem with me?

150
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:50,043
- I don't know. Do I? Do I?
- I think you do.

151
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,423
You were mean to him in high school.

152
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:59,303
- You made my life miserable.
- I had no idea. I'm sorry.

153
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,223
Well, you should be.
Screw it. Bring on the yams.

154
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,225
But you worked so hard.

155
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,895
- Yams!
- Okay.

156
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:15,194
I'm real sorry for whatever
I did to you in high school.

157
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,322
It wasn't just me. We had a club.

158
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:23,452
- You had a club?
- The "I Hate Rachel Greene Club"!

159
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,331
So you all just joined together
to hate me?

160
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:31,835
- Who else was in this club?
- Me and Ross.

161
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,219
No need to point.
She knows who Ross is.

162
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,355
- You were in an "I Hate Rachel" club?
- Yes, he was.

163
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,814
No, no.

164
00:12:54,525 --> 00:13:00,405
- So who else was in this club?
- That exchange student from Thailand.

165
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:04,785
But I don't think he knew what it was.

166
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:09,706
We went out for two years
and you never told me?

167
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,377
You went out with her? We had a pact.

168
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:20,717
- It's not like it was binding forever.
- It had the word "eternity" in it.

169
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,346
Monica? Did you know about this?

170
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:28,725
I didn't. Is that why you used
to lock the bedroom door?

171
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,479
- Yeah.
- A little relieved, I gotta say.

172
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,986
Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?
I was a stupid kid, okay?

173
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,949
- The only reason I joined...
- Cofounded.

174
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,704
Cofounded the club, was that
I was in love with you.

175
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,833
If you think about it,
the "I Hate Rachel Club"...

176
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,044
...was really
the "I Love Rachel Club."

177
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,423
But it was really
the "I Hate Rachel Club."

178
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,969
So you'd get together
and say mean things about me?

179
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,557
- We did a little more than that.
- No, no, no.

180
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,434
What else did you do?

181
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,813
- We started a rumor.
- What rumor?

182
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:19,067
Come on, Will.
Take off your shirt and tell us.

183
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,032
- Ross?
- It was no big deal.

184
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:31,079
We said that... The rumor was that...

185
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:36,710
...you had both male and female
reproductive parts.

186
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,714
- What?
- That's right. We said your parents...

187
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:46,553
...decided to raise you as a girl,
but you still had a hint of a penis.

188
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,598
- Oh, my God!
- You started that?

189
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:54,311
- You heard that?
- Everyone at our school heard it!

190
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,814
You were the hermaphrodite
cheerleader?

191
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,983
Oh, no!

192
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:05,614
It makes sense. This is why
Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me.

193
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,825
Why Billy would just stay
in this region.

194
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:13,205
Billy's gay now, so that one's
not really our fault.

195
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:18,001
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I thought it might be true.

196
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:22,589
I was afraid that you were gonna cry
and then show it to me.

197
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,723
Stop staring! There's nothing there!
It's not true!

198
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,102
I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.

199
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,536
You are my Everest.

200
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:57,124
- You don't have to finish.
- I do. Otherwise, what's next?

201
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:02,588
Today I can't finish a turkey,
but tomorrow I eat half a Power Bar...

202
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,091
...wrap it up and put it
in the fridge? No!

203
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:11,513
I gotta change my pants. What was
I thinking? Jeans have no give.

204
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:19,646
Listen to what Sean McMahon
wrote in my yearbook senior year.

205
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:24,818
"Dear Rach, you're such a great
person. " Not girl, "person. "

206
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,864
I think you're reading a little
too much into it.

207
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,993
"You're a great person.
Sorry about your weenie."

208
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:41,585
You want me to call everyone
and tell them it wasn't true?

209
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,338
- Yes.
- Also, tell them I'm skinny now.

210
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,424
Oh! Me too!

211
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,178
I won't call anybody.
It was a million years ago.

212
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:56,850
I don't care. You told people
that I was half and half!

213
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,854
I never did anything to hurt you
in high school.

214
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,482
That's not totally true.

215
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,983
- What?
- What?

216
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,986
You did start that rumor about Ross...

217
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,991
...making out with Mrs. Altmann,
our 50-year-old librarian.

218
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,744
How did you know that?

219
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,292
- It's true?
- No.

220
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:27,256
I saw you going at it
behind the card catalog.

221
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,008
Mrs. Altmann? She also made out...

222
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:34,304
...with Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek
before he went back to Thailand.

223
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:39,101
In high school you made out
with a 50-year-old woman?

224
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:43,480
- Hey, she didn't look 50!
- Did she look 16?

225
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,860
There's a picture of her
in the yearbook actually.

226
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:52,281
- Wow.
- She didn't photograph well!

227
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:58,120
She wasn't familiar with the process,
having sat for oil paintings.

228
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:04,334
How did this happen? Did she lure
you to an early-bird dinner?

229
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:16,013
I was working late in the library.
It was just the two of us.

230
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:20,184
She needed some help
with her word jumble.

231
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:24,354
And one thing led to another.

232
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:30,611
If you must know,
Anita was very gentle and tender.

233
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,033
May she rest in peace.

234
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:41,872
- Didn't she walk with a cane?
- Only when it was damp!

235
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:47,294
I can't believe you told people
about this. Everybody knew?

236
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:51,882
- You know what? I'm back in the club!
- Yeah!

237
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,051
- I wanna join!
- Phoebe?

238
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,639
I never got to be in a club.
I didn't go to high school.

239
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:03,519
But three of us would meet behind
a dumpster to learn French.

240
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,730
Fine, you can have
your stupid, little club.

241
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,401
But what you did to me is way worse
than what I did to you.

242
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,072
- You gave me a teeny weenie.
- Yeah!

243
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:21,578
You're silly.
Even with that rumor you were...

244
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:26,834
...one of the most popular girls.
Everyone wanted to be like you.

245
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:30,754
One girl stuffed her pants
with a Tootsie Roll.

246
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,756
Wow.

247
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:39,012
If it weren't for her rumor,
no one would've known who you were.

248
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:43,559
- She put you on the map.
- As a romancer of the elderly.

249
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,938
Mrs. Altmann used to be pretty.

250
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:52,192
The eyes did still sparkle.

251
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:57,573
This stuff is so way in the past.
You've been through so much.

252
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:01,577
You got so much more
important stuff going on.

253
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,246
Can't you just let this go?

254
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:10,460
- She's right.
- We are having a baby together.

255
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,588
Hold on.

256
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,592
- You got her pregnant?
- Yeah.

257
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,386
- Are you getting married?
- No.

258
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:24,308
So you knocked her up but you're
not gonna marry her. Dude.

259
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:30,522
- Anybody?
- Okay.

260
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,571
It's exactly how I imagined
it would be.

261
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,035
All right, where's that turkey?

262
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:53,462
- Those are my maternity pants!
- No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!

263
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,722
Well, that's it. I'm done.

264
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,227
Here come the meat sweats.

265
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,484
Well, Joey, we're all
very proud of you.

266
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:20,405
I believe we can expect a call
from the president any moment now.

267
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:25,035
- Anything we can do?
- Just nobody press on my stomach.

268
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,288
You can keep those pants, by the way.

269
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:33,585
What you got there?
What is that, pie?

270
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:37,965
- You want some?
- Just cut me a little sliver.

271
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,261
Little bigger.

272
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,972
Little bigger.

273
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:48,308
What are you afraid of?
Cut me a real piece!

274
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,565
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