1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,421 Hey, I got you a present! 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,007 Oh, my, where did you hide it? 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,928 I ordered it for your wedding and it's finally here! 4 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,680 You didn't have to get us anything... 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,767 I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:23,482 - It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine! - Oh, my God! 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,776 I didn't know where to put it. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,738 - We can put it in the guest bedroom. - Yeah, okay. 9 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,327 I kind of like it here. 10 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,703 Do you like it? 11 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,874 I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. 12 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,419 - This was my second favorite. - What's your first? 13 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:48,173 - I don't remember the name. - Well, what did it do? 14 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:53,512 You'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and win a candy bar. 15 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,014 A vending machine? 16 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,977 Don't feel bad for me. I won every time! 17 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,729 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 18 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:12,114 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 19 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:21,498 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 20 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,018 I'm so glad you guys are here. 21 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,813 Guess what happened in the paleontology department. 22 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:48,775 Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out? 23 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:53,197 Professor Newman, the department head, is retiring, so... 24 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:58,452 - They made you head of the department! - I'm teaching his advanced class! 25 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,497 Why didn't I get head of the department? 26 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:08,253 Hey, Rach, I got a big date. Do you know a good restaurant? 27 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:13,550 Paul's Cafe. It's got great food and it's really romantic. 28 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,093 Great, thanks. 29 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,805 Then take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. 30 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,768 Or go downtown and listen to some jazz. 31 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,521 Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing! 32 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:29,358 You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex. 33 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:34,613 I miss dating. Dressing up, going to a fancy restaurant. 34 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:39,743 I won't be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun. 35 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,581 Not that sitting around worrying about giving birth isn't fun. 36 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,753 Hey, you know what? Why don't I take you out? 37 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:53,048 You don't want to date a pregnant lady. 38 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,051 Yes, I do. We're gonna have a good time. 39 00:02:56,301 --> 00:03:00,764 I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections... 40 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,267 ...and baby heads stretching out... 41 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,102 Okay, I'll go with you. 42 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,771 - It will be fun. - All right. 43 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,857 No, no! Yes! 44 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,860 Would you look at that. 45 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,363 I knocked off all your top scores. How sad. 46 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:17,823 Okay, I'm next. 47 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,410 Don't start another game. I'm next! Phoebe? 48 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:25,581 Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning. 49 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,459 - Phoebe's hogging the game. - It's a stupid game. 50 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,629 You think it's stupid because you suck. 51 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,799 I don't suck. It sucks. 52 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,260 You suck. 53 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:44,600 If this game is gonna cause problems, I should keep it. 54 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,644 No, I love it. It is a great present. 55 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,982 Why don't you go home and wait for the "Thank You" card? 56 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:57,487 - Why do you want to play this game? - It doesn't spit out a Clark Bar. 57 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,366 Okay. Phoebe, that's it. Out of the chair. 58 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,251 Joey, could you get that? 59 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,308 I thought you were in your room. 60 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,937 I'm picking you up for our date. For you. 61 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,025 Lilies. They're my favorite. Thank you. 62 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,237 And a brownie. 63 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,698 Well, half a brownie. 64 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,076 Actually, it's just a bag. 65 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:49,081 It's a long walk from the flower shop and I felt faint, so... 66 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:54,294 This is so great! I actually feel like I'm on a real date. 67 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:59,675 But I have morning sickness and I have on underwear that goes up to... 68 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,426 ...there. 69 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,429 Hey, come on. This is a real date. 70 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,057 So nice place you got here. 71 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,436 Foosball. Pizza box. 72 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:15,607 Oh, a subscription to "Playboy." My kind of woman. 73 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,818 That's my roommate's. 74 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,780 I'd like to meet him. He sounds like a standup guy. 75 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:26,201 He's protective of me, so you'd better watch yourself. 76 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,246 Your roommate, is he good-looking? 77 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,543 Must be tough to keep your hands off him. 78 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,920 I'm pretty sure he's gay. 79 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:42,092 No! No, he's not! Why are you trying to ruin the game? 80 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,598 Which brings us back to Greely's Theory of Dominance. 81 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,808 That's it for today. 82 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:53,478 Does anyone know where the Freeman Building is? 83 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,981 It's the new building on Avenue A. 84 00:05:56,190 --> 00:06:00,235 That's across town. I'm teaching there in 10 minutes. 85 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,613 Dude, that's not gonna happen. 86 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,492 Move it! Move it! 87 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:10,204 Hey! I'm the teacher! 88 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,511 Hello. 89 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:33,852 Sorry I'm a little late. Whoa, a lot late. 90 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,814 Well, let me start by introducing myself. 91 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,442 I'm Professor Geller. 92 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,862 So to sum up... 93 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:48,075 ...I'm Professor Geller. Good job today. 94 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:54,665 - What comes with the filet mignon? - Steamed vegetables. 95 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,837 Instead of the vegetables... 96 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:04,341 ...is there any way that I could substitute the... 97 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,718 ...three-pound lobster? 98 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,472 You know what? Bring her both. 99 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,058 And I'll have the same. 100 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:17,312 Wow, this is shaping up to be a pretty good date. 101 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,607 I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent. 102 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,026 No roommate stuff. It's a date. 103 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:27,906 Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. 104 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,408 Have any moves? 105 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:34,037 No, I'm just myself, and if they don't like me for... 106 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,585 I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that. 107 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,963 I knew it. Tell me your moves. 108 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,798 All right. 109 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,258 Well... 110 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:51,305 I start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. 111 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,933 Oh, my God. And that works? 112 00:07:55,184 --> 00:08:00,522 If you add, "This is embarrassing. I just want to have a normal life." 113 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,192 You poor little famous man. 114 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,069 Okay, how about this one? 115 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,991 I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you... 116 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,120 ...but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can. 117 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,122 Oh, my God! 118 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,420 Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. Really. 119 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,797 So tell me one of your moves. 120 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,008 All right. 121 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,347 So where'd you grow up? 122 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,807 That's your move? 123 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,894 Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot. 124 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:43,023 - Come on, just answer the question. - Queens. 125 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,651 Were you close to your parents? 126 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,112 - With my mom. Not so much my dad. - Why not? 127 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,366 I don't know. There's just this distance. 128 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:56,161 We both try to pretend it's not there, but it is. 129 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,331 It's gotta be rough. 130 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:03,502 Yeah, it's really tough. Sometimes I think... 131 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,587 Wow! 132 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:10,843 Nice move! 133 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,680 - "Where'd you grow up?" So simple. - Thank you. 134 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,933 Now, excuse me. I'm gonna use the restroom. 135 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:25,107 - Now you're watching me walk away. - Yes, I am! So simple! 136 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:34,241 - You won't believe what I did today. - Clearly not shower or shave. 137 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,828 I played this all day, and now I rule. 138 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,456 They should change the name to "Ms. Chandler." 139 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,502 Although, I hope they don't. 140 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:51,049 You stayed home and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went to work like a chump? 141 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:56,180 I got the top ten scores. I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five! 142 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,517 What is the matter with your hand? 143 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,480 I played for eight hours. 144 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,567 It'll loosen up. Check out the scores. 145 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,196 Also, look at the initials. They're dirty words. 146 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:16,617 - Chandler, why would you do that? - Because it's awesome. 147 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,410 You think it's clever? 148 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:23,749 They only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a challenge. 149 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:28,170 - This one's not dirty. - Put it together with that one. 150 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,630 Oh. 151 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:34,760 If you don't clear this off, you won't get one of those from me. 152 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,096 Ben's coming over. This can't be there. 153 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,142 - He won't know what they mean. - He's 7, not stupid. 154 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:46,730 - Have you talked to him lately? - I'm gonna unplug it. 155 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:50,609 I'll have nothing to show for my day. Like work. 156 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,569 No! 157 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,739 Hey, look! It's still there! 158 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:59,701 This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip! 159 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,038 - You gotta beat your scores. - With the claw? 160 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,667 Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off. 161 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:10,838 Carol's still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger." 162 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,800 Pull my finger. My hand is messed up! 163 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:22,933 - I am not gonna answer that. - Oh, come on. Just pick one. 164 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,645 Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross... 165 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,439 ...if you had to, who would you punch? 166 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,277 We're friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. 167 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,445 Chandler? 168 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,448 Yeah, but I don't know why. 169 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,786 - I'm having a wonderful time! - Me too! 170 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:46,832 - This is the best date I ever had. - I know! 171 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,711 I laughed so hard. Did you see the wine come out my nose? 172 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,589 Joey, I think everybody saw it. 173 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:59,303 I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much. 174 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:04,433 That's because you have never been on a date with me before. 175 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,853 All right. Now don't judge me. 176 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:12,733 I normally wait till my date leaves, but I'm ripping into the swan. 177 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,652 Okay, then you don't judge me. 178 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,364 I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from that brownie. 179 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:32,961 So, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves? 180 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:39,051 Well, if I want the girl to kiss me... 181 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,721 ...first, I make my lips look irresistible. 182 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,181 How do you do it? 183 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:48,310 Now you can't tell anyone, but... 184 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,022 ...I put on shiny lip balm. 185 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:57,778 - Oh, my God. - Like a moth to a flame, I tell you. 186 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,698 - Okay, now you go. - No, I don't want to tell you. 187 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,784 - Why not? - It's embarrassing. 188 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,746 More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm? 189 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,542 I didn't say raspberry before, did I? 190 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,212 Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me. 191 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:16,547 Okay. 192 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,841 All right, stand up. 193 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,595 Well, when we're at the door... 194 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:28,684 ...I lightly press my lips against his. 195 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,105 Then move into his body, just for a second. 196 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,816 And then I make this sound: 197 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,533 It doesn't sound like anything, but it works. 198 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,995 Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah. 199 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:53,709 All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time. 200 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,800 Me too. 201 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,022 You were 50 minutes late? Did you crawl? 202 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:18,066 No, I ran, okay? It's really far. 203 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:22,529 When did people stop understanding "Get out of my way"? 204 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,115 Why didn't you take a cab? 205 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:30,245 With the traffic and one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. 206 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:35,250 And I have class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller? 207 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,420 You won't be able to keep doing this. 208 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,341 If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. 209 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,636 And I put it in my family newsletter. 210 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,182 - Your what? - You've seen it, "The Geller Yeller." 211 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,686 Right. Wow. 212 00:14:54,895 --> 00:15:00,025 I figured out a faster route. I'm sure I can make it this time. 213 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:05,447 I just can't be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. 214 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,326 - Hey. - Hi! 215 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,663 Remember when we talked about "Cujo"? 216 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,166 I can't believe you haven't seen "Cujo." 217 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,377 Relax, it isn't "Citizen Kane." 218 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,755 Have you ever sat through "Citizen Kane"? 219 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:26,051 Yeah, it's really boring. But it's, like, a big deal. 220 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,638 Anyway, I was thinking about renting "Cujo." 221 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,224 Well, let's do it tonight. 222 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:36,061 - Don't you have that big date? - Oh, right. 223 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,690 - Hey, Joey, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 224 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,776 After our date, did you feel weird? 225 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:47,698 Oh, my God. You did too? It freaked me out. What was that? 226 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:53,412 I don't know. I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster. 227 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,459 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster. 228 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,046 - I was up sick all night. - Me too. All night. 229 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,966 Really? We didn't cross paths. 230 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:09,094 Yeah, well, that's because... 231 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,763 ...I stayed in my room. 232 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,434 You don't want to look in my hamper. 233 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,690 Okay, I got that. 234 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,902 I'll escape there. I'll come back here. 235 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,863 All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man. 236 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,202 Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?! 237 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,372 Hey, you guys? 238 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:41,043 I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before. 239 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:47,549 Oh, my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials. 240 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,218 They're all Chandler. 241 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,720 Chandler couldn't get this good. 242 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:56,808 I did. But it came at a price. 243 00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,187 Ben's coming, and he can't see this. 244 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,815 By age 7, kids have already seen orgies. 245 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,530 Was it just me? 246 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,876 Yes, I made it! I'm on time! 247 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,592 Okay, why don't we all... 248 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,389 ...open our books to page 23... 249 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,057 ...where... 250 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,436 ...where you will see... 251 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:47,401 ...a bunch of red spots. 252 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:53,824 Okay, why don't you all start to read while I... 253 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,545 Are you all right? You seem a little distracted. 254 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:10,215 No, no, I'm fine. It's just... 255 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,510 Hey, can I ask you something? 256 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,638 Have you ever looked at someone you know... 257 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:20,392 ...and suddenly seen them in a different way? 258 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,686 You mean like from behind? 259 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,611 Yeah. That's exactly it. 260 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:35,115 I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally normal. 261 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,036 And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin! 262 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,208 So you know exactly what I mean. 263 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,711 Totally! Wow. 264 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,715 - Would you excuse me? - Sure. 265 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,355 - Phoebe! You're on fire! - I know! 266 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,898 You can do it! 267 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,108 - Don't touch me! - Don't touch her! 268 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,611 Go left! Go right! Go right! 269 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,488 I can't! I can't! 270 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,908 No! You son of a... 271 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,714 Phoebe?! 272 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,969 Oh, hi, Ben. No, don't look at the machine! 273 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,898 Thank God you're home! I'm watching "Cujo." 274 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:54,736 - Alone? - Yes! What is wrong with this dog? 275 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:59,074 Did you get to the part where Cujo throws himself at the car? 276 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:03,203 No, seriously, what's wrong with the dog? 277 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,914 Wait, what happened to your date? 278 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,500 Oh, it didn't work out. 279 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:13,422 - Want to watch the rest of the movie? - Oh, okay. Yeah. 280 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,008 I never thought I'd say this... 281 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,510 ...but I hope this dog dies. 282 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,682 What are you doing? Sit here. Protect me. 283 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:27,102 Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not? 284 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:41,325 - That's him, that's him! That's Cujo! - I know. 285 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,912 It's gonna be okay. 286 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:50,501 Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now? I can't watch. 287 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,797 How can you watch this? Aren't you scared? 288 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,678 Terrified. 289 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:16,318 So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself. 290 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:17,569 Let us begin. 291 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:23,992 Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. 292 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,871 Here... 293 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,915 ...and... 294 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:31,875 ...here. 295 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,629 Now, as for the hydrosaurs... 296 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,020 [ENGLISH]