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- Oh! Hey, Rach!
- Hi.
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- Happy Valentine's Day!
- You too!
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How's living at Ross'?
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It's good, except he makes us watch
the Discovery Channel all day long.
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Something really boring happened
to someone ugly in the Middle Ages.
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Oh, thank you.
I'll see you guys later.
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That is one lucky
to-go cup of coffee.
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I wish you'd get over her.
I hate seeing you like this.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
Do you wanna look down my top?
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Thanks. Maybe later.
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- Gunther, can I get a scone?
- Want anything?
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I want a lot of things.
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I wanna be with the woman I love!
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I want her to love me back.
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And I want relief from the wrenching
pain of knowing that won't happen!
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We have red bagels.
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Okay.
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The One With The Birthing Video
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Ripped by
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Subtitles processed by
Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004
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How does Mona feel about
Rachel moving in?
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I'm on my way to tell her.
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She's been away all week,
but she'll be cool.
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She's been so supportive.
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She even got the baby a T-shirt
that says "Fossils are my friends."
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Come on, Mona. Don't kiss ass.
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So I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot!
Rachel wanted to see this tape.
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- What is it?
- My friend giving birth.
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Could you take it to your apartment?
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"Candy and Cookie"?
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Candy's the mom,
Cookie's the daughter.
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The father's name is also Cookie.
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Why am I friends with these people?
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I wanna show you
something in the bathroom.
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Monica, grow up.
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- What's behind your back?
- Something I want Phoebe's opinion on.
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- You don't want my opinion?
- Not really.
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Come on, I'm your older brother.
Ask me.
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Okay, big brother.
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Which one would make your best friend
want to do your little sister?
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The red one.
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Hey.
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I know you're depressed,
so I brought someone to cheer you up.
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Right outside is a real,
live, furry playmate.
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I'm not sleeping
with your friend Jane again.
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Hey, a dog!
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Who, you gotta admit,
looks a lot like Jane.
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He's the happiest dog ever.
I borrowed him from my friend Wendy.
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So you can keep him
till he cheers you up.
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Thanks so much, Pheebs.
We are gonna have so much fun!
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Oh, not that kind of fun.
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Happy Valentine's!
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I'm slipping into something a bit less
comfortable and a bit more slutty.
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"Candy and Cookie"?
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"Candy and Cookie"?!
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Monica got me porn?
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Girl-on-girl porn?!
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She really must love me!
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"- Yeah", "just relax."
- I love you, St. Valentine.
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Whoa, whoa, that's not pretty.
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Now push!
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"Oh", "God", "it hurts!"
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Worst porn ever!
Worst porn ever!
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"- Oh", "make it stop!"
- I am trying!
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Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball!
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You're cute, but you're not too smart.
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Did I just throw this?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I accidentally packed these
with my stuff.
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- Who is this?
- Phoebe's friend's dog.
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I don't know his real name.
I call him Mozzarella.
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You are so cute. I wish I could play,
but I've gotta go to work.
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I hope I stop talking like this
before my meeting. Yes, I do.
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Bye-bye, Joey.
Seriously, I can't stop it.
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Come here! Hey!
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That's Rachel. She used to live here.
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Might as well be honest with you.
We love her.
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But we can't have her.
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I really miss her.
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Hey, you understand, right?
You're a guy.
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Well, you used to be.
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So, what do you think?
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I've still got it.
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- Why did you get me this?
- What is it?
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It's yelling, bleeding, dilating.
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Oh, the dilating!
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Is this the video of the birth? It's
Phoebe's. Why were you watching it?
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I thought maybe you got me porn
for Valentine's Day.
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If you thought I was gonna
get you porn for Valentine's Day...
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...you were right.
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It's about a girl who moves
to the city in search of stardom...
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...but ends up having sex
with a lot of guys.
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It got four stars.
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Wait a minute. Those aren't stars.
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- Anyway, you wanna take a look?
- Well...
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- I'm not really in a sexy mood.
- Hey, what's going on?
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Remember the first time
you saw "Jaws..."
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...how long it took
to go back in the water?
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We can't let this tape
wreck Valentine's Day.
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- You don't know. You didn't see it.
- Childbirth is beautiful.
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Oh, beautiful? Really?
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You think this is beautiful?
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Oh, my God!
No wonder my mother hates me!
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- See, honey, there's...
- Don't touch me!
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- How was Atlantic City?
- Good.
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I brought you back a present.
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You didn't have to...
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Saltwater taffy?!
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Thanks.
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Interestingly, it isn't made
with seawater.
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It's actually made
with salted fresh water.
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That's not interesting.
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- I think it's interesting.
- Me too. I missed you!
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- How was your week?
- Good.
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- The baby started kicking.
- How exciting!
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It was amazing. The only thing is,
I wasn't there the first time.
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- Oh, no.
- I was missing out on all this stuff.
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- Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
- Yeah, right.
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- What?
- Joey cracks me up.
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"Have your ex-wife move in.
That wouldn't be awkward."
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Lmagine, I go away for a few days...
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...and my boyfriend is living
with a woman he got pregnant.
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So, what'd you tell him?
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You didn't tell Mona
Rachel moved in?
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She seemed to think
it was such a crazy idea.
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Plus, she got me taffy.
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- Really? I've never had any.
- Ever?
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My mom was too busy planning her
suicide to provide saltwater treats.
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna tell her?
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I will. I want to butter her up first.
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I'm gonna take her to dinner,
do all this romantic stuff.
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When she thinks
I'm the best boyfriend ever...
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...I'll tell her my pregnant
ex-girlfriend is living with me.
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If I haven't said it before,
she's a lucky, lucky lady.
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So where are...?
What the crap is up with this stuff?
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Is it gum? Is it food?
What's the deal?
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Oh, it's nice.
May I try a pink one?
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So between her and me being friends,
and her history with Ross...
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...it just isn't gonna happen.
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It'd be like you falling in love
with a cat.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's my favorite dog, huh?
How's my favorite dog?
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You're subdued.
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- Did you give him a beer?
- No.
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- Will you excuse us? We need to talk.
- Sure.
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Oh, me, right.
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- He's miserable. What happened to him?
- Nothing.
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- We talked about stuff.
- What stuff?
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Rachel stuff.
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Oh, Joey, you bummed him out!
This is the happiest dog in the world.
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He spends a day with you, and look!
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He's breathing.
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- I'll take him to Wendy's.
- He's fine.
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Look.
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Here's your ball!
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Get your ball!
Get your ball!
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God, what have I done to you?
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I broke the dog, Pheebs!
I broke the dog!
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I'm going to pick up Mona.
What are you doing tonight?
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Oh, I've got big Valentine's plans.
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I've got Chinese food on the way,
and your saltwater taffy.
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Interestingly, it isn't made
with seawater...
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We actually watched
the documentary together.
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Oh, my Chinese food.
I'll get my cash.
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Mona?
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What are...?
Hi! How are you?
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I'm supposed to pick you up.
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I made you a Valentine's dinner.
Surprise!
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- Oh! Hey, Mona!
- Hi, Rachel.
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What's she doing here?
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I have no idea.
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I'll be watching TV
if anybody needs me.
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What is she doing?
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Lately she just likes
hanging out here.
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- Why?
- I think she's lonely.
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But it's Valentine's Day.
Can't we ask her to go?
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Well, no, she's way too emotional.
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And by emotional, I mean crazy!
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That's just my Chinese food.
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She has food delivered here?
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Yes, she's emotional, but ballsy.
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I'm gonna get in my sweats
and eat this in bed.
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And you thought
she was gonna be in our way!
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Open the champagne,
and I will be right back.
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- I've got a surprise.
- You got another ex-wife back there?
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Please start drinking.
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- I'm just gonna grab the phone.
- Rachel, wait.
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00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,601
I hope you don't take this
the wrong way.
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- What are you doing?
- Do you need the phone?
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No.
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Ross is too nice to say it,
but this is his apartment.
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We need boundaries, so why don't
you go back to your place?
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But, Mona, I live here.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Or, something to remember me by.
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- How long has it been this time?
- Ninety seconds.
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Ninety seconds is a long time
not to think about it.
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Except all I did was think about it.
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00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,362
I know. It haunts me.
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00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:09,409
Till now, the worst thing I'd seen was
my dad doing shots off the houseboy.
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After this, I would gladly
make that my screen saver.
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We have to get past this.
We'll pretend it never existed.
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I could do that.
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00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,721
Now all we gotta do
is get rid of this chair.
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- Oh, thank God!
- I know.
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Come in!
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Hi. I'm sorry to barge in
on your Valentine.
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I had to get away from the yelling.
Mona's dumping Ross.
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- Oh, my God.
- Poor Ross.
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We watch him do yoga in his underwear,
but for this he closes the drapes.
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You know that birthing tape
you wanted to see?
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It's here.
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We should warn you before
you watch it. Don't watch it.
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You saw it? Is it scary?
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It's ironic how footage
of someone being born...
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...can make you want to kill yourself.
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Now I'm all freaked out.
Will you watch it with me?
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No, but I'll leave a sweater that
smells like me right next to you.
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Seriously, you're not gonna
make me watch this alone.
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She's right. Of course not.
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Honey, get the tape.
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This reminds me of a very specific
part of the tape.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Oh, my.
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"All right", "baby. One more time."
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Why is that baby torturing that woman?
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Why have I seen this thing
three times?
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It's beautiful.
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- It's horrible!
- I know, I know! I'm so sorry for you!
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- You guys! You guys, look!
- What? Did her ass explode?
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00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:42,104
No, the baby's out. Look.
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Look at those little fingers and toes.
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Look how happy the mom is now.
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- Oh, Rach.
- Screw you! You don't have to do it!
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,544
- What's up?
- Mona just dumped me.
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00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,589
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?
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Lately, I haven't exactly been
the perfect boyfriend.
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I didn't tell her
I got Rachel pregnant.
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I gave her a key to my apartment
and then had the locks changed.
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00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:25,230
Then I lied to her about Rachel
moving in with me.
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In a way, I judge her for not
breaking up with me sooner.
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That really sucks.
Especially on Valentine's Day.
248
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:38,285
Wait a minute.
What are you doing here?
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00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,413
Joey without a date
on Valentine's Day?
250
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,917
What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?
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00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,712
- Sort of.
- Really?
252
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,882
You don't have to seem
so happy about it.
253
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,593
Maybe I can help.
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00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,848
Whatever it is,
I am sure it has happened to me.
255
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,895
You know, actually,
once I got dumped during sex.
256
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:14,029
- So anyway, what is it?
- Forget about it. It's no big deal.
257
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,740
- Come on, what is it?
- It's nothing.
258
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,743
Hey, it's me.
Why can't you tell me?
259
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:25,833
Okay. Sit down.
260
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,465
There's this woman that I like a lot.
261
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,884
But it can't happen.
262
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,637
She's not a Tribbiani?
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00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,432
No!
264
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,895
So is she someone from work?
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00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,439
Yes.
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00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,067
Well, does she like you?
267
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,363
Sometimes I think she could.
268
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,157
But I can't do anything about it.
269
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,492
Why not?
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00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,536
It's complicated.
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00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,623
She was with this other guy.
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00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,001
Someone from work too.
273
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,089
I could never do that to the guy.
We're friends.
274
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:20,220
So this guy she used to go out with,
is he still in love with her?
275
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,307
- No, I don't think so.
- Okay.
276
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,309
Is he a good guy?
277
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,854
Yeah, he's the best.
278
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,815
- Then talk to him.
- I don't know.
279
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:35,235
It's worth finding out,
if you like her.
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00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,070
I do, so much.
281
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,157
I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't...
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00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,827
You know what?
You have to go for it.
283
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:49,208
How often does this happen to you?
You owe it to yourself.
284
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,877
Here's your warm milk.
285
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,510
I'm gonna put the bourbon
in it at home.
286
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:06,475
Anyway, seriously,
just talk to the guy, okay?
287
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:09,102
Let me know how it goes.
288
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:12,397
It's Rachel.
289
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:24,785
You're having a baby
and you need to prepare.
290
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:29,873
You're gonna make yourself watch
the whole thing. Just do it!
291
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:36,672
I came to the big city
to become a star.
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00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:41,510
- I'll do anything to make that happen.
- Anything?
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00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:46,223
Maybe it starts with
how she gets pregnant.
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00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,187
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