1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,712 Previously: 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:07,591 There's this woman that I like a lot. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,010 But it's complicated. 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,597 She was with this other guy for a long time. 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:17,142 I could never do that to the guy. We're friends. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:21,522 So this guy she used to go out with, is he a good guy? 7 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,399 The best. 8 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,152 - Then talk to him. - I don't know. 9 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,697 It's worth finding out, if you like her. 10 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,574 I do, so much. 11 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,577 I can't stop thinking about her. I can't... 12 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,248 You know what? You have to go for it. 13 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,294 How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself. 14 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,422 It's Rachel. 15 00:00:56,849 --> 00:01:00,477 I'm sorry, did you just say it's Rachel? 16 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,605 Yes. 17 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,443 You like Rachel? 18 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,615 Yes. I like Rachel. 19 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,332 Rachel?! 20 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,878 Yeah. Okay, but look, you know... 21 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,463 You know who else I like? You. 22 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,467 And it doesn't get said enough. I like you, Ross. 23 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,181 - Rachel Rachel? - It's not a big deal. 24 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,851 It's not a big deal? I'm sorry, I just... 25 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,313 What about the stuff you said? 26 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:49,234 How you can't stop thinking about her? How you can't sleep? 27 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,278 I'm an actor, you know? 28 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,407 As a group, we tend to be overdramatic. 29 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,869 Rachel-who's-carrying-my-baby Rachel? 30 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,456 I know it's bad. And I know it's wrong, okay? 31 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,792 It's not like anything's ever gonna happen. 32 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:09,004 These are just feelings. They'll go away. 33 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,757 You know, I gotta go. 34 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,300 Hey, Ross... 35 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:17,471 You know, I just have one... Rachel?! 36 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:26,855 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 37 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,776 Rachel?! 38 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,155 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 39 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:44,540 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 40 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,985 Okay, she's kicking. 41 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,446 She's growing inside you. 42 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:22,452 - That was a big one. - That's the youngest girl to reject me. 43 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,872 - You guys! - Hey there. 44 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,375 Let me ask you. Do you believe in soul mates? 45 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,877 Oh, yes, I do. 46 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,880 There's one person out there for everyone. 47 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,091 You know how you find him? Stop looking. 48 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,344 I've stopped looking for Russell Crowe. 49 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,388 He'll find me. 50 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:42,723 And you? 51 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:48,187 No. I believe that certain people are more suited for each other, but... 52 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,023 - Soul mates? I don't think they exist. - Good. 53 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,026 - Why? - Well, last night, I met Monica's. 54 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,115 What? 55 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:04,244 I had a date with this guy. I swear he's her other half. 56 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:09,625 You don't think there's somebody better suited for Monica than me? 57 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,796 Well, what's he like? 58 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:18,425 - He's tall. He has brown hair. - Of course. 59 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:23,096 A tall guy with hair similar to mine? Oh, unknowable universe! 60 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,350 - He works with food. - Oh, sure. Older? 61 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,103 - Obviously. And he's British. - I was just gonna ask! 62 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:34,775 And he's so centered, and mature and confident. 63 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,444 It's so sad they never met. 64 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:42,199 Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear you. 65 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:45,244 Oh, I'm so sorry. Maybe I'm wrong. 66 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,413 We're going out again. I'll find out more. 67 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,583 He's meant for her, and you're gonna date him? 68 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,045 He may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat. 69 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,681 I talked to Joey. I wanted to see you. 70 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,977 I still can't believe it. Joey and Rachel? 71 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,313 It's like you and me going out, only weirder. 72 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,400 I know you're hurting... 73 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,610 ...but don't say that again. 74 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,533 What if they marry? He'd be the stepfather of my child. 75 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,869 You don't need to worry. 76 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,580 He'll never tell her how he feels. 77 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,708 If he did, you don't know how she'd react. 78 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:36,920 Sure, women never like Joey. I think he's a virgin. 79 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,925 - He isn't thinking about going for her. - He's not? 80 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,846 All he's thinking about is how you're taking this. 81 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:50,017 It's freaking him out. He wants to move to Vermont. 82 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,563 - Why? - He wants to leave the country. 83 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,028 He thinks you hate him. 84 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,780 Hate him? 85 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,951 No, I don't hate him. 86 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,373 It's just, it's Rachel. You know? 87 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:17,711 I can't even imagine how hard this must be for you... 88 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,924 ...but I don't want you to lose Joey over it. 89 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:26,553 Right now, he needs to know that you're still his friend. 90 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,849 Okay, I'll talk to him. 91 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,768 I'd do it soon. 92 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:37,898 He just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money. 93 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,240 - Hi! - Hi. 94 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,826 - Chandler, Monica, this is Don. - Hello. 95 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,831 Soul mate. 96 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:00,379 - What are you guys doing? - We had lunch at Adriatica. 97 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:05,259 - What's with the sun-dried tomatoes? - I know! Is this 1985? 98 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:09,179 - That's what I said! Isn't it strange? - Not really. 99 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,058 What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? 100 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,771 On a barbecued-chicken pizza? 101 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,439 No? 102 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:24,486 - What restaurants do you like? - Octavio. 27-and-7. 103 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:29,032 - There's this place, Alessandro's. - Oh, my God! I'm the chef! 104 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,077 You're kidding! Your food is fantastic! 105 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:36,415 I want to talk about your menu. Anyone want coffee? 106 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,877 If you're talking about me, I'll go with you. 107 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,298 What are you doing? 108 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:48,302 I swear, I didn't know you guys would be here. 109 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,971 You don't believe in soul mates, so... 110 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:55,142 I believe in handsome strangers who hit on my wife. 111 00:07:55,350 --> 00:08:00,564 Just because I think they're soul mates doesn't mean anything'll happen. 112 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,108 Phoebe? Good work. 113 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,986 He's great. I love him. 114 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,617 Don't worry, we'll find you someone else. 115 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,467 I understand if you came by to hit me. I deserve it. 116 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,969 No, I don't want to hit you. 117 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,680 What, then? Kick me? 118 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,265 No. 119 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,976 Bite me? 120 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,230 I don't want to do anything to you. 121 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,691 I just want to say I'm not mad at you... 122 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,446 ...and that I certainly do not hate you. 123 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:53,283 I just came here to say that. 124 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,827 Hey, wait, Ross? 125 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,958 You wanna come in for a beer or something? 126 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,170 Yeah, sure. 127 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,593 You got any beer? 128 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,683 All I got is melon stuff that Rachel left. 129 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,476 Okay. 130 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,279 You need to understand something. 131 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:38,537 I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? 132 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:43,584 I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. 133 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,420 Thank you. 134 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:07,274 Anyway, it'll just... 135 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,861 It'll take me a while to get over her. 136 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:15,240 I'm not sure how to do that. I've never been in love, so... 137 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,992 What? 138 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:22,122 You're in love with her? 139 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:27,044 - Yeah. I thought you knew that. - No. 140 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:33,383 Look, if it helps, I don't want to feel this way, honest. 141 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:37,971 I just keep thinking, "I'll get over this," you know? 142 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:42,142 But it just keeps getting harder. 143 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,812 I don't know what to do, you know? 144 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,441 What do I do? 145 00:10:55,280 --> 00:11:01,453 - You need to tell her how you feel. - That's the green stuff talking. 146 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,959 I'm serious. You need to find out where she is. 147 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:11,088 If she's not where you are, you can start to move on. 148 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,508 But what if, and I'm not saying she will be... 149 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:18,053 If she is where you are... 150 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:24,810 ...then my feeling weird shouldn't stand in the way. 151 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,896 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 152 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,025 If she ends up with somebody else... 153 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:36,113 ...the truth is, she couldn't find a better guy. 154 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,699 Hey, thanks. 155 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:45,289 - So when are you gonna talk to her? - Oh, my God. I have to tell her. 156 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,877 I haven't thought about it. What should I say? 157 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:53,922 I'm understanding, but let's not get carried away. 158 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,468 What am I gonna say? 159 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,850 Yeah, tell me about it. 160 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:24,494 I'm phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese. 161 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,622 Cheese, you say? 162 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:30,167 That's some pretty smelly work, huh, Don? 163 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:34,421 - Excuse me? - Cheese. It's smelly. 164 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,800 You must smell a lot of the time too. 165 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:45,224 Not really. But with cheese, I think the smellier, the better. 166 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:50,145 Me too! Chandler hates it. I can't have blue cheese in the house. 167 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,440 And you're still married to him? 168 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:03,325 I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese. 169 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,827 Not even bread. Just cheese. 170 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,955 No, I want the bread. 171 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,582 And pastries. 172 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,918 And pate. 173 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,964 I'm really not high. I just used to be fat. 174 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:21,301 I have a villa in the Loire Valley you can stay in. 175 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,637 Is it made of cheese? 176 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:30,185 No. A house made of cheese, wouldn't that be great? 177 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,230 - I'd move in tomorrow! - Oh, come on! 178 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,234 - Listen to this! - I'm so sorry. 179 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:41,780 - What do we do? - They both want a house of cheese. 180 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,367 I don't know how you fight that. 181 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:56,128 Okay, okay. I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. 182 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,714 Okay, stand up straight. 183 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,842 Take a couple deep breaths. 184 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,345 Look confident. 185 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,185 Joey? What's up? 186 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:15,814 I came by because I want to talk to you about something. 187 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,107 What's up? 188 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,485 Here, in the hall? What are we, animals? 189 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,156 I'm late for a meeting. Could you make it quick? 190 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,993 I just came by to tell you that... 191 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:32,247 ...I want to have dinner with you. 192 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,209 Sure. Just tell me where to meet you. 193 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,547 Okay. That's good. 194 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,092 That gives you a couple of hours to prepare. 195 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,638 Don't you people ever knock? 196 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,975 I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over. 197 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,644 Sure. Set it up. 198 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,105 I'll just be browsing through the personals. 199 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,609 Are you okay? You're acting weird. 200 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:01,860 Yeah. Fine. 201 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,445 Not perfect. 202 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,572 But good enough. 203 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,658 Jeez, what's with you? 204 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,911 I'm sorry, did you say "cheese"? 205 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:16,583 - What's going on? - Phoebe says you and Don are soul mates. 206 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:20,045 I don't believe in that, but you two get along. 207 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:25,551 I'll step aside if you wanna go with Don and live in a house of cheese. 208 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:30,889 - You don't believe in soul mates? - No, but I'm sure "tomatoes" does. 209 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,310 I don't believe in soul mates, either. 210 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,812 - You don't? - Nope. 211 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,648 We weren't destined to end up together. 212 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,485 We fell in love and work hard at our relationship. 213 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,405 Some days we work really hard. 214 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:51,243 So you don't want to live with Don in a cheese house? 215 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:57,457 No, I've had second thoughts. Do you know how hard it'd be to clean? 216 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,169 - I love you. - I know. 217 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,880 I'm gonna take you out to dinner. 218 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:07,551 I found this place that makes the greatest jalapeno poppers. 219 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,305 No? They taste so good. 220 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:21,106 It happens whenever Chandler touches my stomach. 221 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,193 I'm worried the baby won't like him. 222 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,490 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. 223 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,996 Look, the reason... 224 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,083 Is it hot in here? 225 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,545 Why don't you take off your sweater? 226 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,507 This is a nice place... 227 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:51,553 ...and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbes. 228 00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,557 Oh, my God, really? Can I see it? 229 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,017 Yeah, sure. 230 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,524 I wouldn't think Hobbes would like that so much. 231 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,407 How long have we known each other? 232 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,493 Seven, eight... 233 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,329 Eight years. Wow. 234 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,081 A long time. 235 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,418 But over the past few weeks, l... 236 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:28,173 Okay! Sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here. 237 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,133 Our specials tonight... 238 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,970 - Could you give us a second? - Sure. 239 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,513 Second's up! 240 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:41,353 Not that kind of table. 241 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,191 So you were saying? 242 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,278 I'm not sure. 243 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:54,241 You asked how long we knew each other, and I said eight years. 244 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:58,912 Then the waiter came over and cut his tip in half... 245 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,666 ...and now here we are. 246 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,086 Yeah. Here we are. 247 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,724 I think I'm falling in love with you. 248 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,477 What? 249 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:27,482 I'm falling in love with you. 250 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,826 Who are you talking to? 251 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,206 Oh, you're kidding. It's a joke. 252 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,167 Funny. It's funny! 253 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,503 I don't get it. 254 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,430 Okay. 255 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,769 Wow. 256 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,315 Are you...? 257 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,487 How did...? 258 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,822 When? 259 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,661 Does it really matter? 260 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,165 Wow. Wow. 261 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,584 It is hot in here. 262 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,545 I know this is a lot. 263 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,048 You don't have to say anything. 264 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,511 You take as much time as you need. 265 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,812 Okay, you gotta say something. 266 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:52,276 Joey, I love you so much. 267 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,570 - But... - But. 268 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,864 Joey? 269 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,741 Right. Hey, that's... 270 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,286 That's okay. That's fine. 271 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:07,416 It's pretty much what I was expecting. 272 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,378 It's no big deal, all right? 273 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:18,343 - I think I'm gonna go. - Please don't leave like this. 274 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,306 You can't do this to a pregnant woman! 275 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,808 Don't start doing that. 276 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,604 You can't do that, because you're gonna make me... 277 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,814 Oh, there we go! 278 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,403 - Can I? - Sure. 279 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,866 Oh, Joey. I don't want to lose... 280 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,202 Hey, hey. 281 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,749 You can't, okay? Ever. 282 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,461 I'm so sorry. 283 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,756 Please don't be sorry. 284 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,217 Okay? Don't be sorry. 285 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,436 You know, I was only kidding. 286 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,023 Yeah, that was a real good one. 287 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,577 - Is this your table? - Yeah. 288 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,288 - You'll be here all night. - I know. 289 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:31,124 I haven't even read the specials. 290 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,085 What's the matter? 291 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:38,090 I don't know. I think maybe one of them is dying. 292 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,428 I kind of hope it's the girl. 293 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:47,516 The guy is really cute! 294 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,273 [ENGLISH]