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Hi. So I'm doing the "Soap Opera Digest"
crossword puzzle...
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...and guess who is the clue
for three down?
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"Days of Our Lives" star,
blank Tribbiani."
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That's me! I'm blank!
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How cool! We know three down!
I'm touching three down.
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Yeah, you are, baby.
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Three down knows I'm married.
What's three down doing?
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Do they call to tell you you're in it?
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No. They wanted to do
a profile on me. I said no.
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Why'd you say no?
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Remember the last interview I did?
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I said I write my own lines,
the writers got mad...
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...and I fell down an elevator shaft.
Who knows what I'd say now?
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If only there was something
in your head to control what you say.
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Come on, you'll keep it
in check this time.
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The publicity would be good for you.
You deserve that.
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In the interview, you could mention,
I don't know, "gal pal Rachel Green."
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Is that "gal pal" spelled L-O-S-E-R?
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- Okay, don't listen to him. Please?
- Fine, all right, I'll do it.
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You have to be there to stop me
if I say something stupid.
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Just then, or all the time?
Because we have jobs, you know?
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We'll be there the whole time.
Just remember:
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Gal pal, Rachel Green.
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I'm gonna be in "Soap Opera Digest"!
And not just in the dumb crossword.
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Seriously, proud of you.
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The One With Joey's Interview
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Ripped by
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Subtitles processed by
Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004
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- Thanks for taking the time for this.
- Not at all. Happy to do it.
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You think we're being obvious?
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No. We're just four people with
neck problems, who talk like this.
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It's great that we met here.
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When people hear the magazine's paying,
they want a big, fancy restaurant.
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Actually, I didn't know
the magazine was paying.
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Wouldn't have mattered. I do this
for the fans, not the free food.
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- Can I get you anything?
- Coffee.
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And I'll have all the muffins.
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- Hey.
- We're not talking.
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Oh, finally.
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According to your bio,
you've done quite a bit of work.
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Anything that you're
particularly proud of?
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All you want is a dingle
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What you envy's a shwang
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A thing through which you can tinkle
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"Or play with", "or simply let hang"
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This ever happen?
You want a glass of milk...
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... but these darn cartons
are so hard to open!
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"Boy", "you said it", "Mike."
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- There's gotta be a better way!
"- There is", "Kevin!"
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This is the first time
he's ever used this. It's easy.
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- This works in any milk carton.
- It is easy.
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Now I can have milk every day.
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So this is it, Victor?
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Yeah, I guess it is. And so...
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...I'm gonna get on this spaceship...
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...and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7
in search of alternative fuels.
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But when I return 200 years from now,
you'll be long gone.
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But I won't have aged at all.
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So you tell your great-great-
granddaughter to look me up.
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Because, Adrian...
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...baby...
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...I'm gonna want to meet her.
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Here I come.
I'm coming to fix the copier.
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I can't get to the copier.
I'm thinking, "What do I do?"
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So I just watch them have sex.
And then I say... Wait, here's my line:
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"You know", "that's bad"
for the paper tray.
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- Nice work, my friend.
- Wait, you see me again.
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Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me.
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There I am. There I am. There I am.
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There are so many things,
it's hard to pick just one.
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I'm getting coffee. Want anything?
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- A blueberry muffin and chamomile tea.
- Double latte.
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- A bagel with only...
- I was just being polite.
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How about when you're not working?
What do you do in your spare time?
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Look at this clown. He thinks
he can take up the whole river.
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Get out of the way, jackass!
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Who names their boat
"Coast Guard", anyway?
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That is the Coast Guard.
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What are they doing out here?
The coast is way over there!
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This is unbelievable.
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Joey has been holding his breath
for almost four minutes.
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Dude, are you trying to kill me?
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Well, I see you've had
a very productive day.
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- Isn't the cowboy hat a little much?
- Come on, it's fun!
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All right.
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Isn't this a woman's hat?
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Dude, stop talking crazy
and make us some tea.
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We have to turn off the porn.
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I think you're right.
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- All right, ready?
- One.
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- Two, three.
- Three.
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That's kind of nice.
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- It's kind of a relief.
- Yeah.
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- You wanna see if we still have it?
- Yeah.
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Free porn! We have free porn here!
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In my spare time, I read to the blind.
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And I'm also a mento for kids.
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- A mento?
- You know, a mento. A role model.
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- A mento?
- Right.
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- Like the candy?
- As a matter of fact, I do.
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Our readers always want to know how
soap stars stay in such great shape.
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Do you have a fitness regime?
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We stars usually just try to eat right
and get lots of exercise.
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You know we've thrown this
without dropping it for an hour?
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Are you serious?
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I realized it a half-hour ago,
but I didn't want to jinx it.
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- Wow, we are pretty good at this.
- Yeah.
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Hey, we totally forgot about lunch.
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That's the first time
I've ever missed a meal.
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My pants are a little loose.
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What's wrong with you?
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I got this blinding pain in my stomach
when I was lifting weights.
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And then I passed out.
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I haven't been able to stand up since.
But I don't think it's serious.
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Sounds like a hernia.
Go to the doctor.
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No way!
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If I go to the doctor, it's for this
thing sticking out of my stomach!
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Why'd I have to start
working out again?
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Damn you, fifteens!
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- What is it?
- A trifle. It has layers.
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A layer of ladyfingers,
then a layer of jam.
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Then custard,
which I made from scratch.
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Raspberries, more ladyfingers,
beef sauteed with peas and onions.
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Then a little bit more custard.
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It tastes like feet.
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I like it.
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- Are you kidding?
- What's not to like? Custard, good.
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Jam, good. Meat, good!
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Well, you don't look good, Joe.
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Well, the fridge broke,
so I had to eat everything.
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Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.
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Hey, what was in that brown jar?
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- That's still in there?
- Not anymore.
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This piece doesn't have floor on it.
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- Stick to your side.
- Hey, come on, now.
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All right, what are we having?
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I don't believe in these crazy diets.
Just everything in moderation.
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Your muffins.
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I'll take those to go.
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For the kids.
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I know what I wanted to ask.
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They killed you off years ago.
What happened there?
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I said some stuff in an interview
I shouldn't have said.
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- But that is not gonna happen today.
- Understood.
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- So, what'd you say back then?
- I said that l...
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- Hey, Joey!
- How you doing?
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This is Shelly. She's interviewing me.
Shelly, these are my friends.
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Hi, I'm gal pal Rachel Green.
If you want the dirt, come to me.
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This might be Joey's baby, who knows?
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I'm just kidding.
Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green.
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Who just lost the respect
of her unborn child.
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I'm gonna go get this warmed up.
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- You're doing great.
- So far, nothing stupid.
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- Mento?
- No, thanks.
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As Joey's friends, is there anything
our readers should know?
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No, just that he is a great guy.
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That'll get you
into "Soap Opera Digest."
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Well, l...
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I'd like to say that Joey...
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...truly has enriched
the days of our lives.
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I think that you don't expect
someone so hot to be so sweet.
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- I like that. What's your name?
- Phoebe Buffay.
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- How do you spell that?
- It's P as in Phoebe. H as in Heebie.
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O as in Obie. E as in Ebie.
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B as in Beebee.
And E as in, "'ello there, mate!"
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Great. It was nice meeting you.
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- Yeah, you too.
- Thanks.
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It seems you have a lot of friends.
Who is your best friend?
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How come you have two?
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Well, this one's for you.
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- Get out!
- No, I can't.
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I know how much this means to you.
This isn't just about jewelry.
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It's about you and me
and the fact that we're best buds.
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Is this friendship? I think so!
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Check it out! We're bracelet buddies!
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That's what they'll call us!
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right. Don't worry about it.
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That's gonna leave a stain.
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Rach, hey, it's fine.
You're at Joey's.
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- Really?
- Yeah, look.
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- I've never lived like this before.
- I know!
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Well, don't waste it.
I mean, it's still food. Jeez!
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I feel guilty.
I wanna be a good friend...
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...and damn it, I am a good friend.
So shut up and close your eyes.
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You are a good friend.
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The audition was this morning,
and I didn't get it.
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But that was a hell of a kiss.
Rachel is a very lucky girl.
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Let's get the contestants
out of their isolation booths.
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And they're off!
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Get your foot off my contestant!
Judge!
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Judge rules: No violation.
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- The duck gets the Nutter Butter!
- No! That's just an old won ton.
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Judge rules: Nutter Butter!
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Tough call.
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- I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
- Wait a minute. I saw that!
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Yeah, about jellyfish,
and how if you...
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You peed on yourself?
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You can't say that! You don't know!
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I thought I'd pass out from the pain.
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Anyway, I tried,
but I couldn't bend that way.
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So...
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That's right, I stepped up!
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She's my friend and she needed help!
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If I had to,
I'd pee on any one of you!
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Nope. No best friend.
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Just a lot of close friends.
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So now back to the show.
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How does it feel
to have a huge gay fan base?
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Really? Me?
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00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:18,145
Wow, I don't even know
any huge gay people.
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It hurts me. It physically hurts me.
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00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:26,737
Now, off the record, you're not...
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What? Are you referring
to my man's bag?
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At first, it just looked good,
but it's practical.
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It's got compartments for stuff:
Your wallet, your keys.
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Your makeup.
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Should I climb down your front
so we're face to face...
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...or should I climb down your back
so we're butt to face?
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- I think face is best.
- Yeah, face.
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- Okay, here I come.
- All right.
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Oh, my...
How much do you weigh, Ross?
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I prefer not to answer that. I'm still
carrying a little holiday weight.
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When we said "face to face," we didn't
think it all the way through!
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey!
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Check it out.
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How much of a man am I?
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Nice. Manly and also kind of a slut.
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You're turning into a woman.
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No, I'm not! Why would you say that?
That's just mean!
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Now I've upset you? What did I say?
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Not what you said,
it's just the way you said it.
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Oh, my God! I'm a woman!
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- Great nap.
- It really was.
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Me? Gay? No. No. No.
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But I have a number
of close friends who are.
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So let's talk about women.
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I'm sure our female readers are
interested in your romantic life.
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What I do is, I look a woman
up and down and I say:
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"Hey. How you doing?"
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Oh, please.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Hey. How you doing?
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He has an amazing Porsche under there.
244
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I'd love to show you, but I just
tucked her in. She's sleeping.
245
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Would you two girls
like to go for a drink?
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- Is Rachel here? I'm her sister.
- Oh, my God! Jill!
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- Oh, my God! Rachel!
- Oh, hi!
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- Oh, my God! Introduce us!
- Well, this is Chandler.
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You know Monica and Ross.
That's Phoebe. That's Joey.
250
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- Hey, how you doing?
- Don't!
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You're a really nice guy. I'm happy
to be your roommate and friend.
252
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I'm just... You know, I just
don't feel that way about you.
253
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I see what happened.
254
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It's because I was trying
to repel you. Right?
255
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Believe me, you'd feel
a lot different if I turned it on.
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- I don't think so.
- Oh, I do.
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How you doing?
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I'm okay.
259
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What? Oh, dear God!
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Not much to tell there.
I'm really shy.
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So that's it.
I guess that's all I need.
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Thank you so much.
I think they'll run this next month.
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Oh, great. Great. Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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- I did it.
- Amazing.
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Wait, I almost forgot.
We have to ask everybody this:
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Other than "Days",
what's your favorite soap opera?
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Oh, I don't watch soap operas.
Excuse me? I have a life, you know?
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The readers at "Soap Opera Digest"
will be happy to learn that.
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Good enough.
271
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So close.
272
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They didn't put in the part
about you not watching soaps.
273
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I called the lady and said I
was joking. She was nice about it.
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- You slept with her, didn't you?
- A little bit.
275
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This picture of you is steamy.
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That's just a little something
for my huge gay fan base.
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- Did you just wink at me?
- You're the one who loves the picture.
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