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- Hi!
- Hey!
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So, what's the final head count
on my baby shower?
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Twenty. Some work people
had things to do.
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Your sisters can't make it.
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They're not coming
to a social event...
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...where there's no men and no booze?
That's shocking.
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As long as my mom's here.
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- Oh, my God. Your mother.
- My mom's not gonna be here?
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Given we forgot to invite her, it'd
be a big coincidence if she was.
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My God!
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Phoebe was in charge
of the invitations.
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I don't have a mother.
Often I forget...
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Oh, give it a rest.
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So my mother is not coming
to my baby shower?
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No.
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Neither is mine.
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We'll take care of it. We'll call her.
You go home and get ready.
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Make sure she comes.
It's important. It's my mom.
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- I know. What's her number?
- I don't know.
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Go. I have it in my book. Go.
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If you're in charge of invitations,
why am I calling her?
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Hello, Mrs. Green!
Hi, it's Monica Geller.
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- Oh, hello, Monica.
- Hi.
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It's last-minute, but we've decided
to throw an impromptu...
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...baby shower for Rachel today.
- My daughters told me...
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...when they received their impromptu
invitations a month ago.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
"- For what", "dear?"
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For not inviting me,
or for lying about it?
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Oh, my God! My ass is sweating.
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Please, please, can you come?
It starts at 4:00.
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- Well, all right. I'll see you at 4:00.
- Thank you.
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- Isn't it at 3:00?
- Son of a bitch!
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The One With the Baby Shower
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Hey! Wanna shoot some hoops?
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I'm practicing for an audition
to be host of a game show.
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- Cool!
- Great!
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If I get it, by day,
I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani!
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You'd be perfect! That's your name!
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The audition's soon,
and I don't understand the game.
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Do you want help?
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Oh, really? That'd be great.
Hey, you guys can be the contestants!
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We can lose to junior-high girls
some other time.
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- All right. Let's play Bamboozled!
- Bamboozled?
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- Isn't that a cool name?
- Yeah!
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All right. Okay.
Our first contestant is Ross Geller.
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Tell us about yourself, Ross.
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Well, I'm a paleontologist.
I live in New York.
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I have a son, Ben. Hi, Ben! And...
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I said, "a little bit."
How about you, Chandler?
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I'm a headhunter. I hook up
out-of-work Soviet scientists...
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...with rogue Third World nations.
Hi, Rasputin.
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Excellent! Let's play!
Chandler, you'll go first.
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- What is the capital of Colombia?
- Bogota.
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It's Bogota, but close enough.
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You can either pass your turn to Ross
or pick a Wicked Wango Card.
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- What does a Wicked Wango Card do?
- I should know that.
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Let's see. One moment, please...
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Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card
determines if you go higher or lower.
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Higher or lower than what?
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- This is embarrassing!
- Can you believe how lame this is?
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I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants
are allowed to talk to each other.
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I told the stripper to be here at 5.
That's good, right?
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You ordered a stripper?
That is inappropriate.
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Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Green.
I'm so glad you could make it.
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Thank you so much. We're so sorry.
We could not feel worse about it.
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Try.
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There's my little girl!
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- She's still mad.
- Yeah, I know.
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Isn't it great? One less
person to make small talk with.
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Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too.
It doesn't bother you?
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We've apologized twice.
I can't do any more than that.
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You hate it when people
are mad at you...
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...but you just have
to be okay with it.
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Okay. I can do that.
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- I gotta go powder my ass.
- Oh.
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That face! Like when
you were in high school.
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If I didn't know better, I'd say
you're a cheerleader in trouble.
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Come, let's get some tea.
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Oh, my! Look at that.
Only three weeks to go.
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Did you pick a nanny? If you use your
maid, it will split her focus.
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Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny.
And I don't have a maid.
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It's like you're a cave person.
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You must get a nanny. You don't
know how overwhelming it will be.
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When you were a baby, I had Mrs. K.
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Mrs. K! Oh, yeah, she was sweet.
She taught me Spanish.
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I actually think
I remember some of it:
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Tu madre esta loca.
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Such a sweet woman.
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As great as she was,
I can't afford that.
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- Oh, Rachel!
- What?
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I just had a great idea!
I'm gonna come live with you!
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What? What?
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Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna
do this for my little girl.
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Look at you.
You have tears in your eyes.
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Yes, yes, I do.
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Ross is in the lead.
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Another question,
or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?
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The Wheel has not been
my friend tonight, Joey.
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I'll take another question.
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This is tough. Hold your breath.
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It's okay. I'm ready.
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You gotta hold your breath
until you answer.
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This is ridiculous! He's not gonna...
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Okay. What do you have a fear of if
you suffer from this phobia? Triska...
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Holy cow. That's a big word. Tris...
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Look at this. How do you say that?
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- Let me see that.
- This one right here.
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- Triskaidekaphobia.
- Fear of Triscuits!
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- No! No. Fear of the number 13.
- Fear of Triscuits?
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It's possible.
They have really sharp edges.
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Chandler, you're up.
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I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass
for a free turn.
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- This game makes no sense!
- You're upset because you're losing.
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Oh, come on, Ross.
I think we're all losers here.
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You can either spin the Wheel
or pick a Google Card.
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Let me think, let me think.
Oh, I don't care.
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You must choose.
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- Either. It makes no difference.
- Choose, you jackass.
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- I'll take a card.
- You picked the Gimme Card!
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- You get all of Ross' points!
- What?
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This game is kind of fun!
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You don't think it's crazy
you get my points...?
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The contestants aren't supposed
to speak to each other.
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- Why did you invite my mother?
- What?
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She wants to move in
and help care for the baby.
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- For how long?
- Eight weeks.
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I love my mother, but, my God,
a long lunch with her is taxing.
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I'd be honored if she wanted
to live with me.
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She can't hear you.
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What am I gonna do?
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If you don't want her to move
in with you, just tell her.
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You're right.
I'm about to have a baby.
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I can say I don't want
her sleeping on my couch.
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She'll wanna sleep in my bed.
This can't happen.
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That is right.
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Tell her you don't want her
to live with you.
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Do not take no for an answer.
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This is great! Now she's
gonna be mad at Rachel!
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And I'm just gonna swoop in there and
be like the daughter she never had.
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I have new respect for Chandler.
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All right, everybody!
It's time to open the presents!
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Yes! The first gift
that Rachel opens...
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...should be from the grandmother.
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Because you're the most important
person in this room! And in the world!
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I don't have one
because I was invited late.
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But thank you so much, dear, for
bringing that to everybody's attention.
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How about you less important people?
Let's open your presents!
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- It's okay that you didn't get a gift.
- I kind of did.
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Me! Eight weeks of me.
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Okay. See, Mom?
The truth is, I can do this on my own.
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I know you're gonna be a terrific mom.
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But you need help at the beginning.
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I know what I'm doing.
I can handle it.
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Really? Remember Twinkles?
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He was a hamster.
I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby!
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Okay, come on, Rach.
It's present time!
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You're the glue holding
this party together.
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It's kind of falling apart here.
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- Oh, look!
- Wow!
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This is from work friends.
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow!
Oh, I know what this is.
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Wait a minute.
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That can't be right.
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Is that a beer bong for a baby?
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Darling, that's a breast pump.
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Did I say I was done guessing?
Okay, thank you for that.
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Oh, wow! What's this?
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- It's a Diaper Genie.
- It dispenses clean diapers!
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It's where you put dirty ones.
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Why don't you take it outside
and throw it in a dumpster?
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- You're gonna do that 10 times a day?
- What, it goes 10 times a day?
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Are we feeding this baby Indian food?
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No, dear. That's what babies do.
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Rachel, listen to your mother.
She is very smart.
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What will you do with the baby
while you trot out to the garbage?
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I don't know,
I'd leave it on the changing table?
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- What? What did I do? What did I do?
- You can't leave a baby alone.
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Of course, I know that!
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Of course you never leave
a baby alone.
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It would...
She wouldn't be safe.
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Not as safe as she would be
with me, the baby dummy.
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Opening the presents is a little
overwhelming right now.
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I'm gonna maybe open
them all a little bit later.
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Thank you for coming,
for the gifts...
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...and this basket is beautiful.
- It's actually a bassinet.
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Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me.
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In what film is the line:
"We don't need no stinking badges!"
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"- Treasure of the Sierra Madre"!
- Backwards Bonus.
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"- Madre Sierra the of Treasure"!
- Yes!
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I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance!
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- Wise! How many rungs?
- Six!
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- That noise can only mean one thing.
- Hungry Monkey!
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- I'd like a Wicked Wango Card.
- It's an audio question.
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Name this television theme song:
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Oh, my God. I know this.
Give me a second.
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- Tell the Time Turtle!
- Shut up!
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- "I Dream of Jeannie"!
- Yes!
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I'd like to spin the Wheel.
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Oh, come on!
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Super Speedy Speed Round.
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- Is there a Hopping Bonus?
- Of course.
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- Who invented bifocals?
- Franklin!
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Which monarch ruled
Great Britain the longest?
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Queen Victoria!
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You forgot to switch legs between
questions. No Hopping Bonus!
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Every time!
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- Yeah. Now over to Chandler.
- I'd like a Google Card.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes! No! Google!
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Oh, my God! Congratulations, Ross!
Because, Chandler...
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...you've been Bamboozled!
- No!
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- Yes!
- This is the best game ever!
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You'll stay as long as I need you?
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- Of course.
- I swear I'm not an idiot.
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I read books on pregnancy
and giving birth.
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I didn't think to read about what
to do when the baby comes.
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And the baby's coming...
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...and I don't know what to do.
Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?
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Sweetie, you're gonna be fine.
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- Where you going?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
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Now, don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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It is gonna be okay!
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Worth a shot.
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Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
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I just Bamboozled Chandler!
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Which is not a sexual thing.
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- Well, that was a quick shower.
- Not if you were here.
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We got good stuff.
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We did. My mom got
us the greatest gift of all.
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A Play-Doh Barbershop?
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No. She's going to live
with us for eight weeks.
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What?
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Yes! She's gonna help us
take care of the baby!
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You're not serious!
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She's a very nice woman,
but we can't take eight weeks of her.
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- She'll drive us crazy...
- Hi, Ross!
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Hey, roomie!
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Hey, I'm Ray.
I'm the producer of the show.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray.
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This is Duncan and Erin.
They're gonna help with the audition.
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- Right, Ray.
- Whenever you're ready.
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Hello. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Let's play Bamboozled!
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Erin, first question. In hockey,
who is known as "The Great One"?
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- Gretzky.
- Correct!
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Want to pick a Wicked Wango Card
or spin the Wheel?
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Didn't your agents give
you the revised rules?
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We've eliminated all that.
No wheel. No cards.
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Why?
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It was too complicated.
People didn't follow it.
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Complicated?! Spin the Wheel
to go up the Ladder of Chance...
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...through the Rainbow Ring
to the Golden Monkey.
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You yank his tail,
and you're in Paradise Pond!
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Yeah. All that's gone.
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It's a simple question-
and-answer game now.
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Well, what's fun about that?
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You expect me to host a boring game
of people answering questions?
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Women in bikinis hold up the scores.
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Let's play Bamboozled!
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Oh, and all those dinosaur
knickknacks you have...
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They might be better in the garage.
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- Well, we don't have a garage.
- Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
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You know what? Maybe it's not
absolutely vital that you live with us.
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- Well, Rachel needs help with the baby.
- I really do. I don't know anything.
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I'm sure that's untrue.
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Oh, no?
Do I know anything about babies?
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- No. Not a thing.
- It's frightening.
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Even if she doesn't
know anything, I do.
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I have a son. His mother
and I didn't live together.
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When he was with me, I took
care of him all the time, by myself.
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- That's true. You do have another child.
- Yeah.
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With another woman.
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Have you no control, Ross?
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That's a different issue.
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The point is, when the baby comes,
I will be there to feed her...
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...and bathe her and change her.
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I want to do all those things.
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- You don't need me to live with you.
- Yes!
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Yes. You're gonna be so missed.
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- You'll be a great father.
- You'll be a wonderful grandma.
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Hello? I still don't know
what the hell I'm doing!
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Every first-time mother
feels that way.
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You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will.
Look, when you first came to the city...
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...you were a spoiled, helpless little
girl who used Daddy's credit cards!
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I hope you're going
somewhere with this.
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Look at you.
You're this big executive.
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You are very capable.
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I have no doubt you're gonna
be an incredible mother.
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- Really?
- I'm telling you.
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Thank you.
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All right. I'm gonna get going.
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No, sweetheart, stay put.
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I'll let myself out. It's like I'm
not here. Which I almost wasn't.
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You're just so funny. You're so funny.
What do I do?
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Nothing. You have apologized
to her like a million times.
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And she's been nothing
but terrible to you.
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You just threw her daughter a lovely,
albeit slightly boring, shower.
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- And she hasn't even thanked you for it.
- You know what? You're right.
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If you wanna say anything,
I'd tell her off.
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Really?
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Okay, I will.
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Mrs. Green?
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Mrs. Green?
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It is rude not to say
goodbye to the host.
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When someone apologizes to you,
the decent thing to do is to accept it.
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What I did wasn't on purpose.
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But what you're doing to me now
is plain spiteful.
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- Spiteful?
- Right.
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It's time you took a good
look in the mirror, young lady!
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Old lady!
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Lady!
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Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
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So whenever you're ready to apologize
to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
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I can't feel my legs!
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You were fantastic!
I'm so proud of you.
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- Yeah? I'm proud of me too.
- You should be.
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- Could you get me something to drink?
- You got it!
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Mrs. Green? Okay, I'm really sorry!
I apologize. If you...
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Okay! I bit my tongue!
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But I'm still really sorry!
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- Okay, I'm ready.
- You sure?
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I've done my studying,
and I know my stuff.
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All right, then.
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Rachel Green,
let's play Bamboozled!
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How do you test
bathwater temperature?
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- Put your elbow in it.
- Good!
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- How do you let a baby nap?
- Full, dry, on its back, no loose covers.
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Correct!
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This is an audio question. What do
you do when a baby makes this sound:
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Check if it's wet or hungry, burp it.
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Excellent! Now do you want another
question or a Wicked Wango Card?
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- A card! A card! I pick a card!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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You've been Bamboozled!
You're gonna be a terrible mother!
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I've lost sight of why
we're doing this!
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