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25.000

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- Hey. I got some bad news.
- What?

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That's no way to sell newspapers.
Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

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No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible
review in the "Post."

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Oh, no!

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I didn't want her to see it, so I ran
around and bought all the copies.

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This is bad.
And I've had bad reviews.

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I remember my first good one:

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"Everything else in "Our Town"
was terrible.

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Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."

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Oh, my God!
Look at all the newspapers.

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It must be a good review. Is it great?

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Oh, dear God.

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But the good news is, no one
in a two-block radius will ever know.

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- And the rest of Manhattan?
- They all know.

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Oh, my God, this is horrible.
I'm so humiliated.

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They say there's no such thing
as bad press.

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You don't think that "the mahi-mahi
was awful-awful" is bad press?

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I didn't write it.

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- God, is he right? Am I awful?
- Oh, no!

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Monica, listen to me.

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I'm not just saying this
because I'm your friend.

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Your food is abysmal!

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The One with the Cooking Class

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- Ross?
- What? What?

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- I am freaking out!
- Are you?

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My due date is in one week!

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- What are you doing up?
- That is seven days.

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I had a lot of water.
Can we do this after...?

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No, no, no, no, Ross!

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We don't have any big stuff we need.

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We don't have a changing table
or a crib.

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- We do not have a diaper service.
- Funny you should mention diapers.

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- I'm serious.
- There's nothing to worry about.

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There's a baby store on West 10th.
We'll go there...

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...and get everything we need. Okay?
- Okay. Thank you. That's great.

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Where on West 10th?
There's a shoe store...

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Okay. If you're gonna do this,
then I'm gonna go do that, so...

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- Wait, Ross! I'm sorry, one more thing.
- Yeah.

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Our situation, you know,
what we mean to each other...

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...and, I mean, we're having this baby
together and we live together...

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Isn't that...? Isn't that weird?

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Well...

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I'm just kidding. You can go pee.

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Did we say we were gonna meet here
or at the movie?

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- We said at the movies, but...
- I'll see you there.

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- Now that you're here...?
- I'll hang out till I have to meet you.

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- How come you're not going?
- I've got a job interview.

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- I thought you already have a job.
- And they say you don't pay attention.

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It's a better job.
It's vice president of the company...

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...that does data reconfiguration
and for other companies.

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- Wow. How do you know how to do that?
- That's what I do now.

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- Joey? Come taste this.
- What?

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Remember the guy that gave me
a bad review? Well...

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I'm getting my revenge.

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You cooked him?

59
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No. He teaches a course
at The New School...

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I want to make him try
my bouillabaisse again.

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I can't wait to read the front
page tomorrow:

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"Restaurant reviewer admits:
'I was wrong about Monica.'"

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The front page?

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You really do live in your own
little world, don't you?

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You want these delivered,
Mr. And Mrs. Geller?

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- Oh, no, no.
- No, no.

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- We're not married.
- We're having a baby...

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...but we're not involved.

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I mean, we were seeing
each other a while ago...

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...but then we were just friends, and
then there was one drunken night...

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Or, yes, stranger,
we'd like this delivered, please.

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- Can you fill out this address card?
- Oh, okay.

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- You picked out a lot of dinosaurs.
- Yeah.

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That's one of the reasons
why we're not a couple.

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I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.

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Really? That is so cool.

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Don't get too worked up. It sounds
like he's a doctor, but he's not.

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No. I'm fascinated by paleontology.

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- Have you read the Walter Alvarez book?
- I teach it in class.

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Standing at a cash register, I'm
holding a credit card, and I'm bored.

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I love your neighborhood.
There's a great gym around the corner.

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- That's my gym.
- I could tell you work out.

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A paleontologist who works out.
You're like Indiana Jones.

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I am like Indiana Jones.

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Hi, Pheebs.

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Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?

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Great! We got everything we needed.

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Oh, and Ross almost got
something that wasn't on the list.

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A whore.

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What?

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We were paying, and this sales
woman just started flirting with him.

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Can you believe that?

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- Did she know you two weren't married?
- Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Well, the idea...
A woman flirting with a single man?

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- We must alert the church elders.
- No.

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You don't understand.
You didn't see how brazen she was.

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- Sounds like you're jealous.
- No, I'm not.

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I just think it's wrong.
I mean, here I am, about to pop...

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...and he's out picking up
some shopgirl at Sluts-R-Us?

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Is that a real place?

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Are they hiring?

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Hey, Phoebe. Fatty.

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Why so fancy?

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I got a job interview.

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It's more money, and I'd be doing
data reconfiguration.

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- I think I know someone who does that.
- Me. I do that.

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So do I look okay?
I'm nervous.

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Oh, yeah. You look great.

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You know, just don't
get your hopes up.

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- Why not?
- Well, the interview.

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- Yeah?
- You know.

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You don't make a very good
first impression.

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- What?
- Oh, you don't know.

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- Are you serious?
- When I first met you, you were like:

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I was like:

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What is it that I do?

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It's just, like, you're trying too hard,
making jokes...

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You come off a little needy.

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Did you like me when we first met?

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Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you.
But I am gonna run away from you.

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Hi. I'm Monica Geller,
chef at Allessandro's.

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Still?

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The things you said were unfair...

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...and I want you to try
my bouillabaisse again.

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I don't see why I'd do
that to myself again.

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Either eat it or be in it.

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Spoon?

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- What do you think?
- I'm torn...

129
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:07,130
...between my integrity
and my desire to avoid a beating.

130
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:12,761
But I must be honest.
Your soup is abysmal.

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Thattagirl! We should get out of here,
there's a new class coming in.

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Welcome to Introduction to Cooking.

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Can anyone tell me the difference
between hollandaise and bearnaise sauce?

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- I can.
- Okay, go ahead.

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Well they both have a egg yolk
and butter base.

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But a bearnaise has shallots,
chervil, and most importantly, tarragon.

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Very good. What's your name?

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- You go to the head of the class!
- Okay!

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This stuff takes up a lot of room.

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How serious are you about keeping
Ben in your life?

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My son? Pretty serious.

142
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,859
Hi, Katie.
What are you doing here?

143
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,862
The delivery went out
and they forgot this.

144
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:17,701
It must have been obvious, since it
was the only thing left in your store.

145
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:23,957
Listen, to be honest, home deliveries
aren't really part of my job description.

146
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:31,173
Oh, I actually came here
to ask you out.

147
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Oh. Wow.
Yeah, that sounds great.

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I'm just gonna put this back in my
pocket and pretend that didn't happen.

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I'm free now.
You want to get coffee...?

150
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:49,066
- Sure.
- Horny bitch.

151
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:56,031
No, you're a horny bitch!
No, you're a horny bitch!

152
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,034
No, you're a horny bitch!

153
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,622
You guys have a good time.

154
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,501
I'm just gonna grab my coat.
And my whip.

155
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,256
You know, because of Indiana Jones.

156
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:17,678
Not because I'm into S & M.

157
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,806
I'm not into anything weird, you know?

158
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:23,141
Just normal sex.

159
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,106
So I'm gonna grab my coat.

160
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:39,032
So you had a good day, huh?
Big commission, picked up a daddy.

161
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,077
Are you okay with this?

162
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,873
Oh, yeah. Yeah, please.
You guys have fun.

163
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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Nice to see you.

165
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Oh, and it was great to see you too.
And you look fantastic.

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- Although you missed a button.
- Oh, actually, I...

167
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Oh, okay, I see
what you're doing there.

168
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:07,519
I can't even believe this.
I really come off that badly?

169
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,480
It's okay. You calm down
after a while...

170
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:14,026
...and then people see
how wonderful you are.

171
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Good. Because I'm sure this
interview will last weeks.

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All right, don't freak out, okay?
I will help you.

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00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:26,371
- How long before you have to leave?
- An hour.

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- I can't help you.
- Phoebe...

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00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:34,796
We'll do our best. I'm the interviewer
and I'm meeting you for the first time.

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- Okay.
- Hi. Come on in. I'm Regina Phalanges.

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00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,095
- Chandler Bing.
- Oh, Bing.

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- What an unusual name.
- You should meet my Uncle Bada.

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I'll let myself out.

180
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,243
Your alfredo's dry.
Did you use your cheese?

181
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,623
When you say "use," do you mean
"eat as a pre-cooking snack"?

182
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,502
- And the cream?
- Cheese makes me thirsty.

183
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:18,882
- Okay. Let's move on.
- All right.

184
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:23,846
Something smells good
over at Monica's station.

185
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,851
My God! This is amazing!
You've never made this before?

186
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,771
Oh, no. I don't know anything
about cooking.

187
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:37,818
I had to ask what it was called when
the water makes those bubbles.

188
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:43,031
- Hats off to the chef.
- Your mouth was full. I didn't hear.

189
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,242
- Hats off to who?
- The chef!

190
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,786
That's right!

191
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:55,252
You'll find that I don't micromanage.
I don't shy away from delegating.

192
00:13:55,586 --> 00:14:00,257
That's good to know. But let's stop
focusing on what you don't do...

193
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,551
...and focus on what you do do.

194
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,848
What I do do...

195
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:15,022
...is create an atmosphere of support
for the people working with me.

196
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,858
Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing.

197
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,737
- Hardest thing I've ever done.
- Oh, you gotta go!

198
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,698
- Don't worry. You're ready.
- Really?

199
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:30,370
Absolutely! Just fight all your
natural instincts, and you'll be great.

200
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,707
Monica, my star student.

201
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:39,213
You called me that before,
so I fashioned a star out of foil.

202
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:43,759
Now, no pressure. If you like my
cookies, you give me the star.

203
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,099
Wow, a star!

204
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,104
I know you all hate me,
and I'm sorry, but I don't care.

205
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,900
- Okay, Joey, you're up next.
- Yeah.

206
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,863
Oh, my God! This is amazing!

207
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,949
You get an A.

208
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:11,829
I got an A? In school?
Hey, I'm a dork!

209
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,415
Joey, I'm so proud of you.

210
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:21,880
- I think you should give him your star.
- He doesn't know what he's doing.

211
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,341
Nobody knows what they're doing.

212
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,761
I do. I'm a professional chef!

213
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,973
Oh, relax. It's not a courtroom drama.

214
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,017
Why are you taking
Introduction to Cooking?

215
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,936
Yeah!

216
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:41,233
I'm sorry. I cook at this restaurant,
Allessandro's...

217
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,569
...and I just got a bad review.

218
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,655
- Allessandro's? I love that place!
- You do?

219
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:50,033
You're a great chef.
As a person you're a little...

220
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:54,121
- Oh, I'm crazy, but you liked the food?
- Very much.

221
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:58,667
Okay, then. I don't stink.
I'm a good chef! Okay.

222
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,295
I don't want to go. I'm having fun.

223
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,173
Did either of you pay for this class?

224
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:08,302
Hey, if my friend says
it's time to go, it's time to go!

225
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:21,565
I was the point person on my company's
transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems.

226
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:26,153
- You must have had your hands full.
- That I did. That I did.

227
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,449
So let's talk a little bit
about your duties.

228
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,288
My duties?

229
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,751
All right.

230
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:45,380
You'll be heading a division,
so you'll have a lot of duties.

231
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,343
I see.

232
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,095
But there'll be 30 people
under you...

233
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,307
...so you can dump
a certain amount on them.

234
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,481
- Good to know.
- We could go into detail...

235
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691
No, don't, I beg of you.

236
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,737
All right. We'll have a definite
answer for you Monday.

237
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:13,075
But I can say with some
confidence, you'll fit in well here.

238
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,370
- Really?
- Absolutely.

239
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,499
- You can relax. You did great.
- Yeah, thanks.

240
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:24,628
I was really nervous.
I'm told I come on too strongly.

241
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,966
And then it was really hard
to side step that "duty" thing.

242
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,094
Duties?

243
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,138
Doodies?

244
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,225
Poo?

245
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,728
Poo?

246
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:47,359
Oh, my God. This doesn't count. Okay?
The interview was over.

247
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:51,321
That was the real Chandler Bing.
This is some crazy guy.

248
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,534
Call security! There's a crazy guy
out in the hall!

249
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,287
Poo?

250
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,790
I'll look forward to your call.

251
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,881
- Hey.
- Hey.

252
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,258
- You're back.
- How are you?

253
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:16,763
I'm fine. But that's not important.
What's important is how was she?

254
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,516
It was fun.
We just had coffee.

255
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:24,354
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee,
a little rub-rub-rub under the table?

256
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,192
What's going on?
Do you not like Katie?

257
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:34,406
No. No, she was nice. I mean,
she was a little slutty, but who isn't?

258
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,824
Well, I liked her.

259
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:40,954
Of course you did. You'd date a gorilla
if it called you Indiana Jones.

260
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,918
Did you get a fresh batch
of pregnancy hormones today?

261
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,713
No. It's just that...
Katie bothered me.

262
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,674
Why? What was wrong with her?

263
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,428
There was nothing wrong with her.
She was lovely.

264
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:00,641
- Okay. So, what's the matter?
- I don't want you to date her.

265
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:04,186
Why? What, are you jealous?

266
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:08,315
Yes. And not because
I want you to go out with me.

267
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:12,069
Because I don't want you
to go out with anybody.

268
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:16,156
It's terrible to even think this
and it's inappropriate...

269
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:21,453
...but I want you to be at my constant
beck and call, 24 hours a day.

270
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:25,833
I'm very sorry, but that is
just the way that I feel.

271
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,296
- Okay.
- What?

272
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:35,551
I won't date. I'll...

273
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,595
I'll be here with you all the time.

274
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,474
Really?

275
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:46,520
But I'm being so unreasonable.

276
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:52,985
True, but you're allowed to be
unreasonable. You're having our baby.

277
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:01,451
Oh, Ross, thank you. Thank you.

278
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,707
You feel better?

279
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:11,044
No, not really. You're pressing
the baby into my bladder...

280
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,463
...and now I have to pee.

281
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,965
- Okay.
- Rach?

282
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,427
- Yeah?
- Just one thing...

283
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:25,225
We live together. You're having our
baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else.

284
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,313
Are you sure you don't want
something more?

285
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:35,861
Wow. I don't know, maybe...

286
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,615
Oh, Rach, I was just messing around.

287
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:45,120
- Like you did when I had to pee?
- Oh! I knew that.

288
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,499
I knew that!
I was just messing with you too!

289
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,921
Okay. Because for a minute
you seemed...

290
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:57,174
- No, it's just...
...like you actually...

291
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,260
That's just because I'm such
a good messer!

292
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:07,809
- Rach?
- Yeah?

293
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,521
- The bathroom?
- Right.

294
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,402
I had fun. I learned how to bake,
ate great food.

295
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:22,991
It's my first A since 7th grade and
I didn't even sleep with the teacher.

296
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,620
- Oh, look. Acting for Beginners.
- Yeah.

297
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:30,541
- Wanna feel good about yourself?
- What the hell!

298
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,210
Let's start with some basics.

299
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:39,132
Can anybody tell me what the difference
between upstage and downstage is?

300
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,016
Yeah, this was a stupid idea.

301
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:53,897
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