1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,379 All right! 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:08,300 Yes! From home to the hospital in seven minutes! 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:11,803 Yes. The hard part is truly over. 4 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:15,265 We're off to a great start, aren't we? 5 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:19,144 I knew I'd get here fast, but this has to be a record! 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,523 - Oh, you made it! - Hi. 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:27,694 - How the hell did you beat us here? - We took a cab. Did you walk? 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,615 No, we took a cab too. But I did test runs... 9 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,408 Hey, you made it! 10 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:38,497 Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital? 11 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:42,835 Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby. 12 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:48,048 Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Greene. I'm Ross Geller. We called from the car. 13 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,301 We have a semi-private labor room waiting... 14 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:56,932 Oh, whoa! I'm sorry. Semi-private? We asked for a private room. 15 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,395 Yes, I see that here. We can't guarantee a private room. 16 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:07,192 - Currently, they're all unavailable. - Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner. 17 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:11,029 I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have. 18 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,908 Okay. Just give us a second. Ross? 19 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,874 - Give her some money. - I really think they're out of rooms. 20 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,879 They're saving them for important people! What if I was the president? 21 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:32,050 We'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are. 22 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,178 Okay. 23 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:38,432 Say, would you mind checking again? 24 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,978 See if any private rooms may have opened up? 25 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,023 This is a hospital. 26 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:49,651 You know what? I don't really care for your tone. 27 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:55,741 This is not the only hospital in the city. We have no problem... Oh, gosh! 28 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,743 - What, what? - Contraction! 29 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,369 Oh! 30 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:06,877 - Like to see a semi-private room? - Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look. 31 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,213 The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part I 32 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:18,597 Ripped by mrnch@dh.net.mk 33 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:27,981 Subtitles processed by Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 34 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:48,001 You're 2 centimeters dilated. We need to get to 10. 35 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,379 - It will be a while. - Oh, okay. 36 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:54,675 - I'll be back in an hour to check on you. - Thank you. 37 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:59,680 - I guess we have some time to kill. - Yeah, guess so. 38 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,724 Oh, check these out. 39 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,151 Never done this before. 40 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:17,155 Yeah, well, it looks great. 41 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:21,451 Thank you very much. I think we're ready to... 42 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:32,880 Hi, I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin this magical day for you. 43 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,425 Not at all. Marc Horger. This is my wife, Julie. 44 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,761 - Hi, Julie. This is Rachel. - Oh, hi, Rachel. 45 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,139 - Is this your first? - It is. 46 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,058 Well, little Jamie here is our third. 47 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,687 So if you have any questions, just holler. 48 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,857 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 49 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:58,697 - Let me give you guys some privacy. - Nonsense. We're all in this together. 50 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:02,284 We are gonna share every moment of this with you. 51 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:06,288 - I think we're gonna have some fun. - Yeah. 52 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,790 - Oh, okay, I guess. - Hey, smile! 53 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,001 - No. - I really don't want any... 54 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,336 Oh, thank you. 55 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,840 Oh, Ross! Here comes another contraction. 56 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,176 Okay, just breathe... 57 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,930 - Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too! - Oh, my God! 58 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:31,104 - Hey, look at this. Here you go! - Oh, no! 59 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,488 Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby. 60 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:44,243 The miracle of birth sure is a snooze-fest. 61 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:50,082 - Hey, you wanna see something? - Sure. What? 62 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,460 This will be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. 63 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,754 - Honey? - Yeah? 64 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,049 Listen, I've been doing some thinking... 65 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:03,303 ...and I don't know whether it's because we're here... 66 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,223 ...or Rachel's giving birth... 67 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:10,352 ...but I think we should try to have a baby. 68 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,899 Okay. 69 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,528 What's that now? 70 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:23,949 Okay. I've been thinking about it too. I think we're ready. 71 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:29,955 Are you kidding? You think we're ready to have a baby? 72 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,582 Oh, this is fun. 73 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,588 You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up! 74 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,423 You said you were ready. 75 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:43,844 I was screwing with you to get your voice high and weird... 76 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,387 ...like mine is now! 77 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,765 Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid forever? 78 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,602 Okay, just back off, mister! 79 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,690 Because I am ready to have a baby. 80 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,443 I just want Joey to be the father. 81 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:04,990 - What? Are you crazy? - Right there! That's all I wanted! 82 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:10,829 I'm sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam. 83 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,291 Oh, that's very... Really, very, very okay. 84 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:20,172 Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters. That's about four fingers! 85 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:24,259 - Doctor let me feel it. - Have you felt Rachel's? 86 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,721 - No, I don't... - We won't be doing that. 87 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:32,351 Well, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare. 88 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:37,314 - Am I interrupting? - Yes! Thank you! Later. 89 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,150 - You can't leave me with them. - Sorry. 90 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:45,322 No, Ross, Ross? Ross? My child has no father! 91 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:51,119 I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I wish you'd called first. 92 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,914 I'm coming back later with your father. 93 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,252 - I need to talk to you before the birth. - Okay. What's up? 94 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,380 I brought something that I want to give you. 95 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,842 Assuming, of course, that you want it. 96 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,679 Ma, you're asking me to marry you? 97 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:14,184 Your grandma's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel. 98 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,896 - Mom, no. Come on. Thank you... - Just hear me out... 99 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:22,651 No! Okay? We're not getting married because she's pregnant. 100 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:29,491 Honestly, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. 101 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,996 A child should have a family. 102 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,874 I can't deal with this now. I'm sorry. 103 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,044 Think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping. 104 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,088 Give me that. 105 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:47,092 - Hi, dear. - Hi. Thank you so much for coming. 106 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,179 Ross, get in here! 107 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:59,104 She dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel. 108 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:04,484 - Why aren't you with Rachel? - Are you kidding? 109 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,614 We're not gonna be together because we're having a baby! 110 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,074 It seems you belong together. 111 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,245 I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby. 112 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,040 Right. And with who again? 113 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,586 He's crazy. Why doesn't he wanna be with Rachel? 114 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:23,837 I know. 115 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:28,425 She's like the perfect woman. I know she turned me down... 116 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:33,931 ...but if she wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and... 117 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:41,146 I haven't bummed you guys out like this in a while. 118 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,318 - Hey. - Hey. 119 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:49,112 - Who's that? - New people. 120 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,742 What happened to the Disgustingtons? 121 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:59,289 They're having their baby. It's not fair, Ross. I got here first! 122 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,125 After you left, they wheeled her off. 123 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:08,465 Not before she gave me a nice, juicy shot of little Jamie, crowning away. 124 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,259 Wow. Sorry. 125 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,095 So how are the new people? 126 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:17,015 Well, they have some unusual pet names for each other. 127 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:23,522 Including "Evil Bitch" and "Sick Bastard." 128 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:28,569 - Oh, gosh, a contraction. - Yeah? Okay, okay. Just breathe. 129 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,779 - Are you looking at her? - No! 130 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:36,201 - Don't look at her, you sick bastard! - I swear I wasn't looking at her! 131 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:41,665 She's in labor. You like that, you sick son of a bitch? 132 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,669 I'm just gonna... 133 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,673 See? It's because you were looking, you fat pervert. 134 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:55,429 No, no. I'm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. 135 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,267 You miss your girlfriend? 136 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,854 Just ignore them. 137 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,523 - You okay? - Yeah. 138 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,321 - Ross! - What? 139 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:16,116 - He's looking at me. - Hey! 140 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,243 Wanna live to see your baby? 141 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:22,748 Don't you talk to my husband like that, you stupid bastard! 142 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:31,089 Oh, good God! If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it! 143 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,595 Since when are you so crazy about babies? 144 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:41,141 I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us. 145 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:43,936 What? 146 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,940 We talk about having babies someday, not now... 147 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:53,320 ...but I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good. 148 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,198 We're really good. 149 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,659 We are pretty good. 150 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,995 But nothing has to happen until you're ready. 151 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,749 Well, maybe I'm ready now. 152 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,962 I mean, it's a little scary, but maybe it's right. 153 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,173 It's not right! We're not ready for a kid! 154 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:17,594 - What? - I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun. 155 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:23,225 So we're gonna try? I mean, we're trying? 156 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,144 We're trying to get pregnant. 157 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,944 I'm not comfortable doing this in front of the babies. 158 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:39,533 - So when do you want to start trying? - All right, hold on a sec. 159 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,578 - Period math? - Yeah. 160 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,499 Well, we could start trying now. 161 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:52,337 - Right here? - No, not here. 162 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,882 Maybe here. 163 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:59,261 We got time to kill. We're in a building that's full of beds! 164 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,680 And it's so clean! 165 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,898 Come on, you stupid machine! Come on! 166 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,943 - It ate your money? - No. 167 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:22,034 - I'll see you downstairs then. - All right. 168 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,496 Hey, I got one! I got one! 169 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,416 - Hi. - Hi. 170 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,212 - Oh, up or down? - Oh. Down, please. 171 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:39,718 I hate to be a ball-buster, but can I just do it? 172 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,973 - Could you press up too? - Sure. 173 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:50,812 - I feel bad. I broke my leg once too. - How did yours happen? 174 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,440 It's a long, embarrassing story. 175 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:58,820 Let's just say, there was a typographical error with a sex manual. 176 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,532 - How about you? - Car accident. 177 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:06,537 - Idiot on a cell not paying attention? - Yeah. Me. 178 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,625 Oh, hey, that's me. 179 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,504 Hey, I take it you're just visiting someone. 180 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:20,092 Well, if you have some time, and you wanna visit someone else... 181 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,052 Yeah. I would like that. 182 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:28,016 - Great. I'm in room... - Wait! What? No! Elevator! No! 183 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:31,895 You gotta press the button. 184 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,651 They're bringing in another woman. 185 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,028 Oh. Is she pregnant yet? 186 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,825 She doesn't need to be. She'll still have the baby before I do. 187 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,621 - Oh, Ross! Another contraction. - Oh, okay. Here, here. 188 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,541 That's it. 189 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:57,212 - Oh, that sounded like a bad one. - Yeah, it was. 190 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:02,176 Mine haven't been so bad. Oh, here comes one now. 191 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,433 Oh, that was a big one. 192 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:19,568 Could you help me? The patient I'm looking for has a broken leg. 193 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:24,114 He's in a wheelchair. He's early to mid-30s, very attractive. 194 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,911 - I know who you're talking about. - Great! What room is he in? 195 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,914 Sorry. That information is restricted. 196 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:37,753 - She's with me. Dr. Drake Ramoray. - Dr. Drake who? 197 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:43,592 Ramoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information. I'm a doctor. 198 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,888 - At this hospital? - Damn it! We're losing precious time. 199 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:52,267 You want this man's blood on your head... Hands! 200 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:57,356 It is essential that you tell me what room he is staying in. 201 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,733 He's a patient of mine. 202 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,486 - He's in room 816. - 816. Thank you. 203 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,447 - And what is his name? - No. 204 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,919 - I think we found a place. - Okay. 205 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,967 - Wait. Wanna set the mood a little? - Okay. 206 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,678 - We'll dim the lights. - Okay. 207 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,848 Or turn them out altogether. 208 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:36,061 No scented candles. Okay, here. There we go. 209 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:39,982 Okay, okay. Making me sterile, but okay. 210 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:48,991 Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, wait. Do we have a condom? 211 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,410 Oh, right! 212 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:03,380 Yes, 98.6. You're gonna be fine. 213 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,176 This is it! 214 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,929 - That's him! - Great. Go get him! 215 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,601 Wait a second. Or maybe you could go in first. 216 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,312 He's not really my type. 217 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,774 Not you. Dr. Ramoray. Ask him questions and see what he's like. 218 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,570 - People tell doctors everything. - You said he's great. 219 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:31,200 Guys I meet seem nice at first, then turn out to be big jerks. 220 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,661 - You do attract some stinkers. - I know. 221 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:39,166 Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. 222 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,919 Three women have had their babies. 223 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:46,840 Give me good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? 224 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,176 - Three. - Just 3? 225 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,762 I'm dilated 3! 226 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:58,227 We are moving along slowly. Don't worry, you're doing great. 227 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,813 - I'll be back soon. - Thank you. 228 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,777 I'm not waiting. I'm gonna push this baby out. 229 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:11,865 I'm doing it. Three centimeters. That's gotta be like this, right? 230 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:18,121 - Actually, it's more like this. - Oh, stupid metric system. 231 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,458 Oh! Oh! Oh! 232 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,837 We'll take you straight to the delivery room. 233 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,757 Oh, for the love of God! 234 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:35,639 I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions I need to ask you. 235 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,100 I've been dealing with Dr. Wells. 236 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,395 I know. I'm a neurologist. To be safe... 237 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:46,650 ...Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview. So he sent me. 238 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,486 Dr. Wells is a woman! 239 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,699 That was a test. Good response. 240 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,537 - All right. Full name? - Clifford Burnett. 241 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,040 - Date of birth? - November 16, 1968. 242 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,500 Age? 243 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:10,507 - Can't you figure that out? - I'm a doctor, not a mathematician. 244 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,386 - I'm 33. - Okay. 245 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,723 - And are you married? - No. 246 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:24,605 Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would you say you have commitment issues? 247 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,942 Are all the questions this personal? 248 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,652 Yes. 249 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:35,073 Well, if you must know, I'm a widower. 250 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,328 - Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry. - Yeah. 251 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,749 Do you sleep with women and never call them again? 252 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,002 - No. - Excellent. Excellent. 253 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:52,841 And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually? 254 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:57,429 - No! - Wrong answer. 255 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,518 - What else? What else? - He's 33. 256 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,394 - A widower. - Oh! 257 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:10,108 He seemed like a standup guy. And he's not into anything weird sexually. 258 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,779 Enter Pheebs! 259 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,827 - This room's available. - Okay! Wait, listen to me! 260 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,454 Since I've been waiting, four women... 261 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:26,291 ...one higher than the centimeters I'm dilated... 262 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:31,797 ...have come and gone with their babies. I'm next. My turn. It's only fair. 263 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:37,261 If you bring in one more woman who has her baby before me, I will sue you. 264 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:41,765 Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you. My husband is a lawyer. 265 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:45,769 - Rach? - You get back on that case, honey! 266 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:49,022 I don't think the next patient is far along. 267 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,818 Okay. Well, then bring her in. 268 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:06,415 Oh, my God! 269 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,057 I can't believe this! 270 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:30,147 And yet, somehow, it's true. 271 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:35,319 I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies! 272 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:41,033 Squeeze your legs together, cover the baby's ears. 273 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,661 - Hi, sweetie! - Hi, sweetheart. 274 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,665 This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. 275 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:54,546 I nabbed him at the dermatologist's. Thank God for adult acne! 276 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:58,675 I can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 277 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,677 Really? 278 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,763 What did he say? 279 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,808 You have to speak loudly, he's almost completely deaf. 280 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,437 - Oh, there you go. - Of course he is. 281 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:14,608 Congratulations! I didn't even know you got married. 282 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,028 - Oh, no. We didn't. - What? 283 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:23,700 We're just having this baby together, but that's all. You know? 284 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,661 Why? 285 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:34,169 We're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this. 286 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,214 Oh. Well, then shut me up. 287 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,592 Just tell me how. 288 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,346 Oh, I feel another one coming. 289 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:53,856 [ENGLISH] 290 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:00,696 "Previously on" Friends: 291 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,990 I've been at this for 17 hours. 292 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,367 - How many centimeters am I dilated? - Three. 293 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,037 Just three? I'm dilated three! 294 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,458 - We talk about having babies someday. - We're gonna try? 295 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,004 - Right here? - No, not here. 296 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,381 Maybe here. 297 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:23,260 Your grandma's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel. 298 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,637 - Mom, no. - This isn't some girl... 299 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:30,058 ...you picked up in a bar and humped. 300 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,645 I take it you're just visiting someone? 301 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,064 - Wanna visit someone else? - I would like that. 302 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,234 - That's him. - Great. Go get him! 303 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,195 Maybe you could go in first. 304 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:45,199 I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions. 305 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,952 Do you sleep with women and never call them again? 306 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:54,541 Oh, my God! 307 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:08,555 Should we tell Rachel there's an empty room right next to hers? 308 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:12,893 We could. Or we could have sex in it. 309 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:18,148 Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants! 310 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:23,570 Okay, mister! Fertilize me! 311 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,542 Does that sound like Janice? 312 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,628 If it's not, then there's two of them. 313 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:43,549 And that would mean it's the end of the world! 314 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,343 The One Where Rachel has a Baby - Part II 315 00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:24,715 Hey. 316 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:25,924 - Hey. - Hi. 317 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:29,303 I can't believe this is taking so long. How are you? 318 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:35,601 Not bad. You know that feeling, trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass? 319 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,814 Weirdest thing. Did I hear...? 320 00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,483 Mother of God, it's true! 321 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:47,988 Chandler Bing! 322 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,156 Janice. 323 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:55,078 Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything. 324 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:58,832 Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. 325 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,502 You remember, Chandler. 326 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,089 I didn't know you were pregnant. 327 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:11,053 Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen? 328 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:14,556 It's you. 329 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,017 This is yours. 330 00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,852 What? 331 00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:24,107 Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years! 332 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:30,197 That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt? 333 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:35,744 Okay, I have one. If you had to, which would you eat? 334 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:40,332 A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla? 335 00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:46,088 I'd have to say the talking gorilla. 336 00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:51,051 'Cause at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him. 337 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,180 - Oh. Somebody went to college. - Yeah. 338 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:57,558 Wow. What is it? I'm sorry. 339 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:00,769 I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy. 340 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,689 Oh. I'll get it. 341 00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:09,778 I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me. 342 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,240 Relax. It's not like we're forking. 343 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:25,294 Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies... 344 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,921 ...and I have had no babies. 345 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,924 Why doesn't she want to come out? 346 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:34,094 I think you made such a nice home for her... 347 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:38,557 ...the last nine months, that she just doesn't want to leave. 348 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:44,688 Oh, look at you making up crap for me. 349 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:49,026 - Oh, God. - Okay. Okay. 350 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:51,778 Twenty-one hours. You're a hero. 351 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:54,323 Do something! Get me drugs... 352 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:58,535 ...or you light a fire up in there and just smoke it out! 353 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:03,457 I think you're ready to go to the delivery room. 354 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,666 What? 355 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:09,254 Ten centimeters. You're about to become a mom. 356 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,925 Oh, my God. Okay. 357 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,513 Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby. 358 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:28,565 Oh, my God! That's the doctor who was in my room before. 359 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:33,946 Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet. 360 00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:38,742 I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here... 361 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,954 ...asking me all these weird questions. 362 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:46,291 Do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here? 363 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,961 Rachel's having her baby! 364 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,465 That's him! You know him? 365 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:57,761 Okay. Okay. L... Okay. 366 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:01,974 I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you. 367 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:06,061 If it, you know, if it helps, you came off great. 368 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:09,940 A lot better than I'm coming off right now. 369 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:14,278 I don't believe this. You had him pretend he was a fake doctor? 370 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:18,073 Fake? Excuse me? Hello? 371 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:25,038 - You tried making me think I was crazy? - That was wrong. I'm so sorry. 372 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:29,501 It's just that I liked you so much. Can we just start over? 373 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:30,836 I don't think so. 374 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:36,049 If I may? You told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? 375 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:41,263 Now, maybe it would help if you knew some personal stuff about her. 376 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,850 She was married to a gay ice dancer. 377 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:49,438 She gave birth to her brother's triplets. 378 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:56,653 Her twin sister used to do porn. 379 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,949 - We're trying to dial down the crazy. - Right. 380 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:07,664 We don't know each other, so it'd be easy to forget this... 381 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:12,002 ...but there's something between us. I don't know about you... 382 00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:14,838 ...but that doesn't happen to me a lot. 383 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:20,761 - It doesn't happen to me, either. - Me, neither! 384 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:27,434 Push. Push. We're gonna push for five more seconds. 385 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:29,353 Five, four... 386 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,855 Three, two, one! Oh! 387 00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:35,901 The next contraction will be in 20 seconds. 388 00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:38,987 - I can't push anymore! - You're doing great. 389 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:42,366 Oh, God! Twenty seconds, my ass! 390 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,910 Here we go. Okay, keep pushing. 391 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,912 - Come on. - Push. Wait. 392 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:50,749 - I see something. - What, you do? You do? Oh, my God! 393 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:54,086 - Don't say "Oh, my God!" What?! - What is that? 394 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,797 The baby's buttocks. She's breech. 395 00:29:57,005 --> 00:30:01,218 - I thought she had two heads. - Oh, God! 396 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,594 Will she be okay? 397 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,263 - She'll be fine. - Yeah. 398 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:07,641 She's in a difficult position, so push hard. 399 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:10,143 - Okay. - Go. Come on. Go! Go! 400 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,271 You'll have to push harder. 401 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:17,025 - I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! - Yes, you can. I know you can do this. 402 00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:21,572 I can't do it. Please, you do it for me! 403 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:28,287 Let's go. One more time. One final push. Ready? One, two, three. 404 00:30:28,871 --> 00:30:30,747 Good. 405 00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:33,584 Keep pushing! 406 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:37,296 Are you okay? 407 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:42,050 You have no idea how much this hurts. 408 00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:47,389 Keep going! Keep going! 409 00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:48,932 Here we go! 410 00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:52,102 She's upside down, but she's coming! 411 00:30:52,561 --> 00:30:54,938 - Oh, God! - Oh! Oh, my God! 412 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:58,066 Oh, my God, she's here. 413 00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:03,155 Oh, she's perfect. 414 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:08,368 Oh, wow! Oh, she's so tiny. 415 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:16,668 - Where'd she go? - They're just wrapping her up. 416 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:21,131 Okay. Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny. 417 00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:26,011 Here she is. 418 00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:39,399 Oh, thanks for coming out of me. 419 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:44,488 I know. Oh. 420 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:54,289 She's looking at me. Hi. I know you. 421 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:58,001 - Do we have a name yet? - No, not yet. 422 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:01,797 Fine. For now we'll just call her Baby Girl Greene. 423 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:05,592 Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller-Greene. 424 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:25,571 Hello, Baby Girl. 425 00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:33,537 - Can we come in? - Oh, come on in. 426 00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:37,457 - Oh, there she is. - Oh, she's so beautiful. 427 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,168 Here. 428 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:44,464 Oh, my God. She's amazing. 429 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:49,595 Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex. 430 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:54,391 It's incredible. I mean, one minute she's inside you... 431 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:57,728 ...and then 47 hours later, here she is. 432 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:06,111 She looks so real. 433 00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:08,447 You know what I mean. 434 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:12,075 - Okay, my turn. My turn. - Aunt Phoebe. 435 00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:16,330 Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute! 436 00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:20,542 Oh, I could squeeze your little head. 437 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,213 I won't. 438 00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:29,343 - Honey, what's the matter? - Nothing. I just can't stop crying. 439 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:33,388 The doctor said it's normal, plus you're sleep-deprived. 440 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:35,724 You guys are all sleep-deprived. 441 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:41,021 I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. 442 00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:43,106 Oh, God. 443 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:47,861 - What's the matter now? - I was reliving it. 444 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,865 Do you know what you're gonna call her yet? 445 00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:57,371 Wait, it's not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original. 446 00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:00,999 Actually, we've narrowed it down to two. 447 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:07,172 And you know what? I love them both. So just pick one, and that'll be it. 448 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:13,095 Wow, okay. Everyone? 449 00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:17,307 This is Isabella. 450 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:21,395 - Hi, Isabella! - Hi. 451 00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:25,190 What? 452 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,193 That's not her name. 453 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:31,905 I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella. 454 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:34,491 - What was the other one? - Delilah. 455 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:39,538 Oh, great! At least she sounds like a biblical whore. 456 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:46,128 So, I guess we're back to Baby Girl. 457 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:49,006 What will we do? 458 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:51,967 - You'll find a name. - Easy for you to say. 459 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,970 You know what your kids' names will be. 460 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:59,516 - You do? - I had them picked out since I was 14. 461 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:04,730 Oh, no, it's gonna be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it? 462 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:13,071 - Well, tell us, what are they? - Okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel. 463 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,617 - And if it's a girl? - I don't want to say. 464 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:20,913 Oh, stop. Tell us. We're not gonna want it. 465 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,540 Okay. It's Emma. 466 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,793 Emma. 467 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:33,592 See, I don't want it. 468 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:41,016 - Take it. - What? 469 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:43,268 She's clearly an Emma. 470 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:46,813 Oh, honey, but you love that name. 471 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:50,567 Yeah. But I love you more. 472 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:56,907 Besides, nothing goes with Bing. So I'm screwed. 473 00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:08,252 Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride. 474 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,587 Oh. 475 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,264 Wow, he kind of takes your breath away, doesn't he? 476 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,183 He's a keeper. 477 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:28,313 - How are you feeling? - Oh, I'm fine. 478 00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:35,362 I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone. 479 00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:38,115 I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross. 480 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:43,787 Sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married? 481 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:48,292 Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross. 482 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:53,380 I'm telling you. Listen to Janice. 483 00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:59,761 They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family. 484 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:04,391 - That's never gonna happen with Ross. - That's what I thought. 485 00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:08,770 I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend a weekend with her father... 486 00:37:08,979 --> 00:37:11,356 ...and little Miss New Boobs. 487 00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:14,318 Really? 488 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,070 I hate to be the one to say it... 489 00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:22,326 ...but, honey, you two are on your own. 490 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:26,330 Well, that's, you know, that's... 491 00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:30,834 We've been alone for the last 20 minutes and we're doing okay. 492 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,712 Maybe we won't be alone. 493 00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:38,884 Because lately things have been happening between me and Ross. 494 00:37:39,051 --> 00:37:43,764 And right before I went into labor, we had this kiss. You know? 495 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:49,895 So it might be the beginning of something. 496 00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:53,190 - Hey, Janice. - Oh, hi. 497 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:57,820 Who's this little guy? 498 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:02,449 - Aaron, your future son-in-law. - Oh, no, no. 499 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:07,204 - I'm gonna leave you three alone. - Okay. 500 00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:10,958 Man, you see the kid on that nose? 501 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:17,130 You know what I was thinking about? 502 00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:25,430 That kiss before we left the apartment. That was something, huh? 503 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:29,560 Yeah. Yeah, it really was. 504 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:32,479 But we, we gotta be careful. 505 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:37,025 We... You know, we can't let that happen again, you know? 506 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:40,612 Right. 507 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:47,327 - We don't want to go down that road. - No. That's why I brought it up. 508 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:54,668 - They didn't have any sodas? - Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 509 00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:58,922 I was talking to this nurse. Completely forgot. 510 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:03,552 And so it begins. 511 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,268 She in there? 512 00:39:11,643 --> 00:39:14,980 Yeah. She's putting her down now. That's her. 513 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:19,943 - Look at Emma. - I can't decide who she looks like. 514 00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:24,490 Oh, what, are you kidding? She's gorgeous! It's all Rachel. 515 00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:33,707 I'm sorry. For the last time, why aren't you two together again? 516 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,878 No, I know. Because you're not in that place. 517 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:41,215 Which would be fine, except you totally are. 518 00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:45,093 It's complicated, okay? 519 00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:50,265 You love her, you always have, you have a child together. 520 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:52,851 There's no right answer. 521 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:59,358 Look, we've been together. Then apart. Then together, then apart. 522 00:39:59,525 --> 00:40:02,528 And now we have a baby. 523 00:40:04,822 --> 00:40:09,618 It's just, if we got together again and it didn't work out? 524 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,413 I could never do that to Emma. 525 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:20,879 I mean, she came into this world thinking everything... Now me. 526 00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:24,842 What, do they put something in the water here? 527 00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:28,971 It's just, Rachel and I, we're doing really well now. 528 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:32,975 I know. If you try to make it more, you might wreck it. 529 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:36,061 - Yeah, exactly. - Right. 530 00:40:37,688 --> 00:40:41,900 Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were 15. 531 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:52,578 Hey. 532 00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:56,331 I saw a woman breastfeeding twins at the same time. 533 00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:59,251 It is like a freak show up here. 534 00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:01,837 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 535 00:41:02,004 --> 00:41:03,630 What is it? Hey? 536 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:08,135 - Really, it's nothing. I'm... - Rach, come on. What? 537 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:14,016 I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone. 538 00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:17,269 What are you talking about? What about Ross? 539 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:23,650 Please. He'll be with his real family. The twins and little Miss New Boobs. 540 00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:27,029 Okay, how long was I watching that woman? 541 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:30,240 I'm just saying that, you know... 542 00:41:30,491 --> 00:41:33,577 ...someday Ross is gonna meet somebody... 543 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:36,622 ...and he's gonna have his own life. 544 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,165 Right? 545 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,168 Yeah, I guess so. 546 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:48,509 I just never thought I'd be raising this baby all by myself. 547 00:41:48,717 --> 00:41:50,427 That's pretty dumb, huh? 548 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:53,764 Hey, you listen to me. Listen to me. 549 00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:58,101 You are never, ever gonna be alone. 550 00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:03,023 Okay? I promise I won't let that happen. 551 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:09,947 Joey. Oh, sweetie, what would I do without you? 552 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:13,700 You don't have to worry about that, okay? 553 00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:20,415 Could you grab me my other box of tissues? 554 00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:24,169 - They're under Ross' coat. - Sure. 555 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,639 Oh, my God! 556 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,183 Joey? 557 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:42,813 Oh, my God. 558 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:50,154 Okay. 559 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:27,900 - That was amazing. - I know. 560 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:35,699 Hey, do you realize that we may have just changed our lives forever? 561 00:43:35,866 --> 00:43:40,162 We may have started our family. In nine months we could be here... 562 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,581 ...having our own baby. 563 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:46,293 And if not, we got to do it on a bucket. 564 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:52,174 [ENGLISH]