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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another... woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
Rags for sale.
Get your lightly-used rags here.
Oof!
Oh, corn!
Halt, vile monster!
Prepare for justice!
Hi-yah!
Crawl back to the pit
from whence you came!
I, Queen Solaria,
hereby claim this village
for Mewmankind!
Hmm, fine, I'll go.
Maybe you shouldn't
build your village on my nest.
You ever think of that?
That's actually pretty helpful.
Citizens! Too long you have lived
under the monsters' reign of terror.
I am forming a new, volunteer army
to remove this monster threat
once and for all.
Now, who among you will join me?
Uh...
- ...do we have to? - What?
We're pretty used to this by now.
It's fine.
It's not fine.
Plus, shouldn't you
be doing, like, queen stuff?
Yeah, seems like a lot of work.
Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.
- I gotta do my laundry. - I have to go to the bathroom.
Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.
Another village seemingly unconcerned
with rampaging monsters.
Oh, yes, you're so sweet.
Let's go get a Snookers.
- You want a Snookers? - Your majesty?
For what it's worth,
I thought your speech was real neat.
You must be the strongest queen ever,
standing up to all those monsters!
So, there is someone brave enough to step forward.
Peasant girl, will you volunteer
to be my first Solarian warrior?
Aw, jeez, I'd love to,
but I'm just a simple rag peddler.
- No. - Oh!
I see your conviction. Your love for your kingdom.
You are exactly the kind of soldier I'm looking for.
But I've never fought anyone before.
That is no matter. I do not ask for strength.
I ask only that you believe in me.
I do believe in you.
Then swear yourself to me,
and I will make you the fiercest warrior
Mewni has ever known.
Time to fulfill my oath!
Star, I know it must seem crazy
that Mina's working for me.
But let me explain.
You t-traitor!
I know what this looks like, but you have to understand.
Understand what?
Mina was already planning to overthrow Eclipsa.
Trust me, I stopped her from doing far worse.
So you start a revolution behind my back?
The one who started this was her!
Oh, dear! That was an accident.
Pfft. Accident.
Like anyone's gonna believe that.
Star, I know you trust Eclipsa.
I trusted her once, too.
Look where that got me.
I beg your pardon?
You're the reason I was lost
in the magic dimension.
You're the reason I was separated
from my family... from my daughter!
That was an accident, Moon. You know that.
And Star can take care of herself.
She's far wiser than we were at her age.
I'm' not going to argue about this, Eclipsa.
I'm here to offer you a deal.
Deal?
Mom, what are you doing?
Surrender the crown to me.
In return, I'll call off Mina
and my Solarian warriors.
So you're the one who created the warriors.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
After that, I'll heal Globgor
at the magic sanctuary, and you and your family
will be free to live in any dimension
of your choosing... except this one.
And if I don't do what you're asking?
- What then? - Things could get worse.
No!
It's all right, Star.
I tried my best, but it appears
my best wasn't enough.
What?
Yeah! We're number one!
We're number one!
Eat this, Eclipsa!
Not so fancy now, are ya?
Wooo!
Pizza party!
Who let him have soda?
Hey, watch it! You're making a mess.
Huh? A mess?
Oh, no!
Please don't arrest me!
No, not the dungeon again.
Isn't this a little premature?
Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet,
and the last time I tried to contact Mina,
she just sent back a bag of old jelly beans.
I don't know what that means.
Well, it's only a matter of time, isn't it?
I'm just excited for things to go back
to the way they were in the good ol' days.
The Magic High Commision is back in the game, baby!
We'll be back to our glorious schedule of
weekly meetings with the queen, and the pre-meetings
and the meetings to schedule meetings,
and the post-meeting and the bi-monthly meeting
to discuss the productivity of our meetings
as well as checking the notes
to accurately record the minutes of...
what are you doing to that pizza?
I'm eating it!
Knock-knock.
I'll only need a minute.
Hello, darling. How are you holding up?
I think I found a way to keep us all safe.
We'll be giving up a lot, and... but since when
has our relationship ever been easy?
- Papa. - Oh, he's really,
really not looking so good.
No, he's not.
But this will all be over soon.
Mm-hmm. And the monsters?
Are you gonna stop attacking them, too?
I never told the soldiers to attack the monsters.
You know how overeager Mina can get.
But I would not attack innocent civilians.
I don't know. Doesn't seem too
off-brand for you at this point.
I'm doing this for us, Globgor.
Be back in a jiffy.
So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.
I'm sorry, Star.
I know you've tried so hard to help me.
But right now, what's best for Mewni
is that my family leaves.
Eclipsa's right, Star.
As queen, it is your duty
to do what is best for your people...
even if they end up hating you for it.
What's up, scalawags?
Looks like time's up!
Now, the fun begins.
So, you've captured the monster smoocher, did ya?
Did she put up a fight?
Gonna make a necklace out of all the teeth you knocked out?
No, Mina. Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.
Of course she's agreed to surrender.
She's a coward and a traitor to her mother's legacy.
Now, if you don't mind, Moon, I'm gonna need ya
to scoot to the side a little.
I... wait, what?
You know, just scootch a little
so I don't accidentally get ya
when I run her through with my sword and all.
- Huh? - What?
That won't be necessary.
Eclipsa is here to officially announce her resignation.
You are your troops may stand down.
Oh, to be perfectly honest, at this point, I'll...
I'll skip the speech and be on my way.
No one's going anywhere!
Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl?
Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina.
He will be leaving Mewni along with Eclipsa and Meteora.
Ugh! But you're letting them off too easy!
What about your army, huh?!
We all swore an oath to protect Mewni.
To get rid of all those dirty monsters
and make life good again for the real Mewmans!
You tell 'em, sister!
This was never about hurting monsters, Mina.
Now, for the last time, stand down!
I gave you all your powers, and I can take them away.
Oh, I'll stand down, all right.
Right after we round up all the monsters
and shove 'em all off the cliff.
They're all gonna be like, "Oh, oh, no. My bod."
"Oh, my poor monster bod!"
I used to look up to this person.
That's it, Mina.
Return the power paid in blood.
Your essence now restored.
Revoke the strength that comes in floods,
and rest forevermore!
That tickled.
I don't understand.
Did you really think that would work?
You may have created the warriors,
but we pledged our loyalty to Queen Solaria.
- What? - Now then,
my warriors, rise and assemble!
Arrest every monster
and monster smoocher you can find,
but save Globgor for me!
No! This wasn't supposed to happen.
What did you expect, Mom?
You teamed up with Mina!
We have to go, now!
You mooks are also under arrest.
Why? For obstructing mama's business!
Mina, this is madness!
No, Moon. This is justice!
Huh? Oof!
Gah! Ugh! Not fair!
Idiots! Find Eclipsa!
Next room!
Hmm.
- Hello. - Move.
Whoops-a-diddle!
Globgor, you poor man.
Here, take my beard meat.
Hey, now! This guy's a vegetarian, remember?
You expect me to give him a salad
when you've been sitting in it all day?
- What happened? - I saved your butts.
So, you're welcome.
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