Good Girls S03E04 The Eye in Survivor Original Air Date on Mar 08, 2020
Previously on "Good Girls"...
Guess we're back in business.
Lemonade? We have an employee, okay?
Where did this guy go to prison?
He's gonna wash in ways that we can't.
So he just showed up with all of it?
Minus his cut, yeah.
So your sister was trying to protect you?
Who's gonna protect her?
You know what they call this in the biz?
A breakthrough.
Your principal says that you and some girls shoplifted this.
Like mother, like daughter, I guess.
We're not bad people.
No, baby, we're good people who do bad things.
I gotta show you something.
Lung...
Spleen. Shoulder.
Yeah, we both know how this ends.
I'm pregnant.
So you have a nine-month solution
to a permanent problem.
Three months. Maybe four.
Congratulations.
Paternity test.
Oh, you can do that in about a month.
Tried telling him to leave.
Says his boss needs him to keep an eye on you.
Who's his boss?
There's something I have to tell you.
Are we going to school today?
- Uh... - We're already late.
Where's Kenny?
Upstairs pooping.
Go get him.
Good morning.
I called the cops.
Okay.
I have kids.
I ain't got no issue with them.
- You don't wanna do that. - Oh, I think I do.
It's up to you.
Fine.
- Get arrested. - Kay.
But you know what I gotta do when I get out.
How we doing, folks?
Ma'am, got a call about someone in the neighborhood?
I-I called, yeah. Um...
- It's... everything's okay... - Officer.
Thank you. Sorry.
Y'all have a good day, then.
Kay.
Looking for some firepower?
I'm looking for something.
'Cause it's not the gun that does the damage.
It's the caliber of the bullet.
Mm-hmm.
So just depends on your needs.
I need to kill a man.
Oh, oh, okay, uh...
There are certain things
you can or can't say when buying a gun.
Mm, right.
And, uh,
well, you just said the only thing you can't say.
What if I'm dealing
with a really aggressive moose.
Oh, like an Alaska Yukon or...
The kind that attacks you.
That'd be the Shiras.
Now, this moose...
he also has a thing for my wife.
Wait, what exactly are we talking about here?
We're talking about a moose, Sean, who breaks into my house.
He threatens my kids, has his way with my wife,
and I can't seem to ever do anything about it.
All right, well, that will...
narrow your selection down to the Prairie Hawk,
the Liberty single-shot...
Whichever's your favorite.
Uh, just a few easy questions for you,
like have you ever been convicted of a violent crime?
No.
Ever get a not guilty verdict by reason of insanity?
No.
Okay, well, just check "no" for the rest of these,
and we'll get back to you in a few days, maybe a week.
Well, what if I need it sooner?
Well, with this type of firearm,
they require us to do a background check.
What could I walk out with today?
He reads?
Is that an "US Weekly"?
"In Touch."
Mrs. Karpinski gave it to him
after he brought in her recycling bins.
Jesus.
How does he even go to the bathroom?
Mrs. Karpinski.
That bitch.
You guys, I can't live like this.
Okay. Okay, here's what we do.
We go to Canada and get a baby.
Get a baby?
Well, she said she's having his baby.
- We're gonna need a baby. - What are you gonna do?
pick one up with a cruller from Tim Horton's?
Oh, my God.
That's where we got that fake cash.
I mean, who knows what else they're hiding up there?
Although we could just pay for one.
I mean, the cash exchange rate right now up there
- is actually... - You wanna buy a baby?
I want my sister to not die.
I wanna go to bed.
- Nuh-uh. - What?
You cannot be serious, Mrs. Karpinski.
Oh, dude.
It's like she wants him to use her bathroom.
Oh, look at this. She got snacks on snacks now.
We'll figure something out, okay?
I'm sorry. Am I in the wrong house?
- What is happening? - Dad's mad.
About what?
I got fired from tutoring.
Tell her why.
They said I took their stupid pen.
We gave you a backpack full of school supplies.
Mm-mm. It's not like that.
Was it used to sign the Declaration of Independence?
- Maybe. - What?
Yeah, they said it's some platinum engraved fountain deal
that costs as much as a car.
I didn't do it.
Hm, where have we heard that one before?
How about their own daughter
who's always vaping and skipping class?
Okay, why don't you go to your room
so I can talk to your daddy?
You don't know she did it.
And you don't know she didn't.
Okay, well,
what do we do from here?
Oh, it's a "we" situation now?
And that means what?
You're the resident crime lord.
- Can't sleep? - Oh, God.
Give me a ride.
What's good?
Can I get a shot of tequila?
You might wanna slow down, yeah?
We never got to toast.
One for my baby daddy here too.
What are you doing, Elizabeth?
I lost it.
When?
Does it matter?
All right, then.
So what comes next?
Nothing good.
How much would it cost?
- For what? - My life.
Ah, nah, too late for that.
You haven't been in the game for, what, two months?
Don't worry about it.
No pills, no cars, no cash? It's gotta hurt.
You don't know my interests.
I know they need capital.
And your guy could chop me up in a million pieces
whenever you want, so what do you got to lose?
How much am I worth?
You couldn't afford it.
What if I could?
Okay, pros and cons.
Pro. You're not dead yet.
How are we gonna get 100 grand?
- Another pro. - How is that a pro?
Well, he could have said, like, 100 bucks,
which would have been way easier,
but said a lot less about you as a person.
Do you know how many ones we're gonna have to get
to print that much?
- Con. - Thank you.
- It's a lot. - Not to mention washing it.
Con.
Okay, there are gonna be a lot more cons than pros.
How firm was he on this number?
Hey, ladies.
What is going on?
I got floss.
- Oh? - We were out.
What else did you get, Dean?
Hm, got some razors, deodorant.
I'm gonna try these
Breathe Right nose strip thingies...
Why is there a shotgun on our bed?
It's the only gun I can get without a waiting period.
What if the kids find it?
I'll hide the ammo.
- And what if they find that? - They won't.
Kenny's found every one of his Christmas gifts
for the past five years.
That's 'cause you hide them.
- I know you're upset... - No.
I'm terrified.
And I get that.
But this isn't gonna make him go away.
Then tell me what will.
I don't want a gun in my house.
And I don't want the tweaker on the front lawn
reporting back to the guy who emptied a clip in me, but hey,
that's the world we're living in.
Hmm, uh...
Time.
- 9 minutes, 38 seconds. - Mm.
Not bad.
Yeah, it's for preschoolers, but congrats.
What else you got around here?
We could talk about stuff.
How do you talk about something
that you can't talk about?
Well, just start.
I'm really worried about my sister.
Okay.
She's dealing with something that's very life-threatening.
Well, they say when someone gets sick,
it might as well be the whole family.
It's just that we thought that it was gone,
and now it's back.
The big C huh?
Mmm.
What kind?
It's super rare.
I lost my mum the same way.
Oh, God.
So I've been down the road.
Yeah, it's just... it's not, you know, one of the...
like a breast cancer or a lung...
not one of the super popular ones, so...
Try me.
I-I just...
I...
Eye...
ball...
cancer.
It's eyeball cancer.
Just the, uh... just the one.
Left one.
Retinoblastoma?
If I never hear that word again...
That's how my mum died.
Oh, no.
Has she... has she lost her vision yet?
Ish?
Mum always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
I planned a whole thing.
We'd stay at the lodge on the valley floor.
It's supposed to be great.
Yeah, but, um,
I got this cat 'cause I was having a hard time dealing,
and it wouldn't sleep,
so I pushed the trip by a week.
She went completely blind the night before our flight.
Did you still go?
I mean, she said it smelled amazing.
That's just who she was.
Um...
This made me wanna be a therapist.
"The Eye in Survivor."
You're gonna make it whether your sister does or not.
Okay, I feel much better. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Same time, same place next week.
I'm gonna grab Timmy.
Timmy!
Timothy, come on in.
Add 350 to that.
You know you don't have to put the dot zero zero, right?
I'm aware. Thank you.
Plus 200. Stan's working a bachelor party.
And I get time and a half for nights,
so put half... like, another...
For, like, another hundred.
No dot zero zero.
Okay, I like to see the whole number, all right?
Where we at?
So that puts us at... still way off.
If we didn't hit Fine and Frugal,
I had another plan.
Okay, this general attitude is why I keep things to myself.
What?
You remember when that Kardashian got, like,
a bazillion-carat diamond necklace
stolen from her hotel room in Paris?
All right, I gotta pee.
Do you still wanna hear it?
Ooh.
The hardest part is finding the right width because
I think it has to be of a certain quality that...
- Let's go. We gotta go. - Okay, you gotta listen to this.
It's insane, but,
if we had explosives,
a hypnotist, and a military helicopter,
we might be able to pull this off.
Hang on. Did you... did you change?
Yeah. I got our money.
What?
It's Gordie Howe's.
That means nothing to me.
From the 1955 Stanley Cup.
Even less.
- Oh, we gotta go. - Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
It's okay. It's old.
I grabbed the only thing I could think of.
What was that?
- A toilet plunger. - Smart.
But I had to use the wood part
to break the glass.
Uh, but, what'd you hold on to?
Toothbrush.
- You didn't. - I did.
Vinegar, baking soda, lemon juice.
Did you at least wrap some toilet paper around it?
There was so much pressure from the knocking.
Plunger's seen some things.
There's a volcano burger on that menu.
Double bison patty smothered in habanero sauce.
It comes with bottomless chili fries.
Oh.
Okay.
Now what?
We wait.
It's gonna be worth it.
Hey. How we doing tonight?
How do you think we're doing?
How do you even know what this thing looks like?
The guy sent me, like, four different angles of it.
Hm?
Apparently, it belonged to his grandfather.
At what point are we taking this too far?
This is our job, Ruby.
- She's a straight A student. - Yeah, smart like a fox.
She tutors, volunteers...
Good cover.
The other day, I watched her bring in
the Connor's trash cans without even being asked.
Casing the joint.
- She's a perfect kid. - Yeah, and so were you.
She's not me.
I need to get in there.
Please.
- Hey. - Hey.
What are you doing here?
Um, uh,
I read it, so...
Already?
It's a...
it's a real page turner.
Kay.
Um, hey, can I ask you something?
- Now? - Yeah.
What's going on
with... with us?
What do you mean?
Well, you hugged me...
Okay.
With both arms.
That's how I hug.
It felt a little...
long.
Ah, right, um,
maybe I overstepped.
Maybe...
maybe I liked it.
Um, I know you're going through a lot.
Oh, no.
- No, no. - There is still a line here.
Oh, come on. Grow a pair.
We shouldn't cross it.
And where is that line, just so I'm aware?
And to paraphrase Freud...
Don't you need a real degree to do that?
Sometimes a hug is just a hug.
Mm.
Okay. Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen.
I'm gonna go back to the office and count to 50.
Little spot of something red here.
I think it's blood.
Probably from that brawl in the third period.
Cool.
So are we good?
Let me run it past my guy.
- Late night? - Couldn't sleep.
Weren't you wearing that yesterday?
Okay, I can see where this is going,
so just gonna cut it off at the pass.
I tried to seduce my therapist, okay?
Like, sexually. Bone town.
He straight up rejected me, so I went home alone,
drank a lethal amount of Goldschlaeger,
and fell asleep in a pile of my own Cheetos dust.
So if you wanna rip me a new one
for being four minutes late, you go right ahead,
but I'm not gonna feel any worse than I already do.
You're in therapy?
Like, physical therapy?
Why would I be in physical therapy?
I don't know. 'Cause of how you run?
What's wrong with how I run?
All right, ladies.
Where'd y'all say you got this?
Oh, it's been in my family for many generations.
Yeah, our grandfather taught him how to skate.
- Our great-great... - Great-great-great...
- Grandfather. - Hm.
Was he Chinese?
Huh?
'Cause that's where this jersey was made,
like, two years ago.
- Excuse me... - Wait, it's a fake?
How much for it?
20 bucks.
20 bucks?
All right, 25.
Excuse me.
- Where did you get this? - Limited edition.
Solid platinum barrel. 18 carat nib.
- Who brought it in? - Some girl.
- Like, a little blonde druggie type? - What is going on?
Okay, I'm not interested.
Fine, we'll take the 20.
- I'd like you to leave. - Was it her?
You guys cops?
Guess what.
Jesus.
Language.
You're home early.
Got some good news.
What's that?
They found the pen.
Wow.
Yeah, so I made you these.
I know you've been worked up.
How is it?
Awesome.
Jesus.
What?
How do you do that?
- What? - Eat that like you deserve it.
Where's the money?
Does Dad know?
Where did you hide it?
- I don't have... - Where?
Same place you hide yours.
I don't know what you do,
but it doesn't come from painting nails.
What do you talk about?
Just stuff.
Like what kind of stuff?
More lo mein anyone? Mmm, mm-hmm.
Like me?
I'm probably gonna stop going.
Oh, my God. It's 100% me.
Okay, you know what? Let's do fortunes.
Well, mine doesn't have one, so that's probably not good.
Huh, let's see.
"You are smarter, prettier,
and much cooler than your sibling." Wow, hm...
That's not what it says. Show me.
No, it does. No, it does. Says it right here.
- Give it to me. - No!
That's like telling you my birthday wish.
Fortune wants what it wants.
And now it shall be written forever.
You're the worst.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Thank you. - Thank my derelict daughter.
What are you gonna do to her?
Um, I haven't devised it yet,
but it is definitely gonna be illegal.
Okay, let's bring home some bacon.
Afraid we got a problem.
So here's the thing, man.
If you wanna move your funny money through my guys,
we gotta get some stuff straight, yeah?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Mm-hmm!
All right, for starters, there is a licensing fee,
but, you know, if that's gonna be an issue for you,
- We can just... - Mm-mm!
- No problem? - Mm-hmm.
Good.
Good, good, good, good, good, man, good.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Mm-hmm.
Now, I need to know who your employer is
'cause I don't know you.
And you don't know me.
I feel like I should know everybody
that I work with, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
What's that now?
I...
So who made your money?
I'm home.
Hey, babe.
I got your food warming in the oven.
Ah, okay.
You got a test tomorrow?
Algebra.
Hm.
So your mama told me what happened.
So what now?
Stevensons gonna give her that job back?
Ooh. It's up to her.
I mean, either way, they owe our family an apology.
All right, gotta wash this day off first.
I love you.
Why didn't you tell him?
Because it would break his heart.
What if he runs into Mr. Stevenson somewhere?
Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
You make up one story, then you gotta
make up another to cover that story.
Before you know it,
you can't keep any of them straight.
Am I grounded?
That's for kids.
You're big-time now. You're a criminal.
So what's that mean?
You're gonna owe me.
Hey, need a hand?
Well, aren't you full service?
You've missed two sessions.
- Stalking included. - I got worried.
Look, there's no point, okay? I made it weird.
- We should talk about that. - And make it weirder?
It's called transference.
When people make progress in therapy,
it's not uncommon to,
you know, develop, like, a crush on the person helping them.
Okay, well, this right now is definitely not helping,
and I have stuff to do, so...
All right. See you.
I'll, uh, go back in my apartment,
count to 50.
You know what I think?
You have a storied history
of pursuing inaccessible men,
which is a defense mechanism to protect you from rejection.
In fact, you do that with a lot in your life.
I mean, why pursue anything that would make you happy
when there's a chance you might not get it, right?
And you put all that under a nice thick layer
of sex and sarcasm
that makes you bulletproof to any real emotion.
But, uh, you know, hey. What do I know?
I graduated bottom of my class online.
You can't charge me for that.
If you don't come back, I've gotta fill your spot.
Hey, have you seen my purse?
The, um... the ammo's in the office.
The gun is in the garage
with the lawn stuff.
How would you ever get to it?
I just like knowing it's there.
Okay.
We were so good with him gone.
Purse is on the couch.
I'll be right with you.
Hey, now.
I don't have it all right now, okay?
I'm not here for that.
I'm just here for some custom printing.
Word is you do the best work.
I'd like to see how it's done.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, no?
'Cause your friend says you do.
I wanna see.
Well, he's got it wrong.
Show me.
Pulp's gotta dry now.
Okay.
Takes a while.
I got time.
What do you think?
I think I need you alive.
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