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Over at your lady friend's last night?

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- Is this the walk of shame?
- Gina, only women have walks of shame.

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Men have walks of, "Yes! I did it!"

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So you guys are having fun, huh?

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Yeah, ever since we started going out,
Alex has turned into this sex monster.

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- Check this out.
- Are those teeth marks? She bite you?

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Those are mine. I had to bite myself
to stop from screaming.

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- Wow, sweet little Alex has a wild side.
- Yeah.

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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Alex.

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Hey, Alex.

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You know, Alex, you and me
should hang out more.

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- What?
- You know, do more girlie stuff...

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...like drink too much wine,
massage each other.

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You ever seen the movie <i>Wild Things?</i>

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Hey, I thought Mom and Dad
sent you to a camp to get over that.

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I'll be right back.

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So sex life is good.
How's the rest of the relationship?

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The rest of it?

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Oh, you mean like sleeping and trying
not to fart in front of each other?

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I give it a five.

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No, I mean like real relationship stuff.

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It's you and Alex.
You shouldn't just be doing it.

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You should be having moments.

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Like you and Jimmy have moments?
All you do is yell at each other.

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So did Ike and Tina Turner, and that was
the greatest love story ever told.

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Yeah, Gina, you really gotta watch
the end of that movie.

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And there's other stuff. The other day,
we were playing Monopoly.

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I look at Jimmy, and he's running over
the little dog with the little racecar...

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...and carting away his body
with the little wheelbarrow.

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And I felt a warmth in my body that,
dare I say, was better than sex.

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I'm surprised to hear you talk like this.

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Well, what me and Jimmy have is special.
And I want the same for you.

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You know, he keeps me really satisfied
and leaves me wanting nothing.

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Except for that.

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Come on. Let's go put some lipstick on
and wash my car, huh?

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Oh, okay, sure.

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- Hey.
- Check it out.

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I just met the hottest girl on the Internet.

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- Oh, yeah, how do you know she's hot?
- Because she described herself to me.

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Michael, it's the Internet. People lie.
As I found out when I got you...

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...this authentic stormtrooper helmet
for 5 grand.

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Look, you can be
as cynical as you want, Joey.

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This is how my generation
meets people, okay?

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She says she's a lovely young woman,
I happen to believe her.

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Sorry, I'm sure you'll be very happy
with "Sexysteve87."

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So what? Stevie Nicks, that's a woman.
Steve can be a girl's name.

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Michael, I've gone out with a lot of women,
never one named Steve.

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I've been with four Desdemonas,
two Saffrons and one girl named Bottle.

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Okay, this is a dude.

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Out of my way, I gotta use your can.
I was down at the track...

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...and I cannot use any facility
where men have been before.

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And yet you date my sister.

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I really gotta go,
but that's solid comedy, Joe.

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- He's gone. Do it.
- Okay.

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What are you looking at, huh?
I got a beard that looks like a raccoon.

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Oh, hey, what's this?

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- Oh, my God, an engagement ring.
- Oh, my God, he finally bought one.

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Joe, my parents are getting married.

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This is great.
You're not gonna be a bastard anymore.

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Actually, I was already
born out of wedlock...

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...so them getting married now
doesn't change that.

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No, you can stop whining
about wanting them to get married.

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- You've been a real bastard about it.
- Oh, yeah.

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Look at that, huh?

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My mom's gonna be so excited.
We can't let her find out.

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Yeah, it's gonna be hard to keep it from her.
She's so good at figuring stuff out.

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"I'm Detective Gina. "

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"Yeah, look at me,
this is my magnifying glass.

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Oh, wait, it's a banana. "

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- What's this?
- Oh, hey.

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Is this Jimmy's? Is it for me?

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Jimmy, are you gonna ask me
to marry you?

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What? You found the ring?
What the hell did you do?

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Whoa, why do you assume it was me?

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- What's the deal? You gonna propose?
- I guess I got no choice now, do I?

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- You talk to me like that, maybe I'll say yes.
- I'd be the happiest man on earth.

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- I'll be your wife and I'll love you forever!
- Then it's settled! We're betrothed!

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They are sweet to each other,
even when they're yelling.

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I wish I had that connection
with someone.

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- Me too.
- I'm gonna talk to Alex.

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- I'm gonna talk to Sexysteve.
- Yeah...

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Gina...

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...I want you to be my wife.

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Jimmy, it's too big for my finger.

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Well, I've noticed that the Tribbiani women
tend to pork up a little bit once married.

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Gina, there you are.

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I've wanted to ask you out
for two years...

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...and, heck, you know, something in
my gut just tells me now is the right time.

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Will you go out with me?

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Oh, Howard, I just...

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Okay, that's a setback.

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Hey, Michael, I...

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Okay, where is rock bottom with you?

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I'm dancing on my webcam so my girlfriend
can watch. She asked me to do it.

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And how is Sexysteve?

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She is turned on.

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Did she recommend this cowboy outfit?

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That's right. Isn't technology amazing?
She's been traveling on business...

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...but we can do this whether
she's in Key West or on Fire Island.

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- All right, I'm gonna leave you to it.
- Wait a second, she saw you.

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She's typing something.

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And, okay, she wants you
to make me lick this.

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- Did you buy a Camaro Z28?
- Yeah, '79, isn't it awesome?

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Yeah, I was wondering where you came up
with the money. Where's my ring?

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I sold it. What's your problem?

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- That ring represented my love for you.
- And I cherished it.

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And then I sold it
and I bought something good.

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I cannot believe this. How could
you want a stupid car more than a ring?

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Stupid car? A '78 Z28 is the same car
we conceived Michael in.

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That was my car.

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Why don't you return the car
and go get the ring back?

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It's not about the ring anymore.
I feel I don't know who you are anymore.

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I don't know how excited I am
to marry somebody so selfish.

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I don't know how excited I am to marry
a control freak with a 24-inch waist.

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Stop, stop it. Stop it.
You guys are getting married.

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You're gonna have angry kids
with beards and fake boobs, all right?

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You just need to talk through
your problems with someone.

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Remember Mary Angela was worried
Donny wouldn't stop messing around...

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...so they talked to Father Maldini?
- That worked, their marriage lasted months.

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Exactly.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Oh, you look different from
the last time I saw you here.

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What are those weird colored fabrics
you're wearing?

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Oh right, they're clothes. Lose them.

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Actually, you know...

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...I thought it might be fun to try
to connect on another level.

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You know, let's hang out
and play Monopoly instead of sex.

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Before sex.

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Joey, what is all of this?

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Okay, look, Gina said this is how
she and Jimmy connect.

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Okay, that they have these,
like, moments.

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And what else did she say worked?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You stupid whore, I hope you die!

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- Why would you say that to me?
- No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

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We'll have sex, we'll have sex.

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Father O'Neill should be here any minute.
He's really gonna help you two.

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How do you know this guy?

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I studied him for <i>Law & Order</i>
where I played a priest.

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As a master mimic, I was really able
to capture his essence.

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- Hello, Joey. Good to see you again.
- Top of the morning to you, Father O'Neill.

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I bet you think you're talking to a mirror.

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Joey, I don't sound like that.

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I was born in Encino.

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Born in Encino
in the shade of a four-leaf clover.

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I saw the TV show.

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Your performance was nothing like me,
and it was offensive.

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I be finding this offensive.

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- Now you're just doing a pirate.
- Yeah, I lost it. Come on in.

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You must be Jimmy and Gina. Joey tells me
you're very involved with the church.

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Yeah, oh, yeah, no, we're big fans of
your pews and your hymnals...

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...and your nuns and whatnot.

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Yes, we really feel like we've hit our stride.
Thank you.

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- Well, shall we begin?
- Yeah.

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All right, I'm just gonna make a little snack.
Can I get anything for you, Father?

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Pint of Guinness?
Corned beef and cabbage? Lucky Charms?

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Mama Mia, make me a pizza pie.
A pasta e fagioli.

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See, how's that make you feel?

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Not great.

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I have some friends who are Asian.

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So you have some concerns
about your compatibility?

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Pre-marriage communication
is very important...

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...and I've come up with an exercise
that might be useful.

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I'd like you to each write down
a secret...

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...something your partner
doesn't know about you.

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That sounds fun. You have another pad?

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Just ignore him.

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What kind of secret?

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It's important that you feel free
to share anything.

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Believe me, it's better to have it
come out now than later.

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All right, we'll begin with
Gina's revelation.

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Gina dated 50 Cent.

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That's it? That's too small.
I need mine back.

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Jimmy, this is a safe environment.

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And I'm sure no one's gonna be
shocked to learn that you...

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Oh, for crying out loud.

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You're freaking married?

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You're married?

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All right, I don't wanna pour gasoline
on this fire...

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...but I've never been to Pennsylvania.

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Gina, it was a marriage of convenience.
I went to go visit a friend in prison.

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I met this rich lady, I figured I'd marry her,
live off her money.

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So you're rich?

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No, my luck, she ended up losing it all
as a result of legal fees, lawsuits...

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...and my ill-fated bid to win
the America's Cup.

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So it wasn't, like, a romantic thing?

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No, I'd go there once in a while
and hold hands.

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I always meant to get out of it,
but I felt bad for her.

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Plus, she kept making me
these neat wooden gifts.

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Oh, my God, it looks just like a lion.

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What can you make, Gina?

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Jimmy, I put up with enough crap from you,
but this is too much. You take care of this.

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Oh, boy.

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I really pooped the old bed there, Joe.

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All right, I should've handled this long ago.
I'm gonna go visit Tracy.

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- It could get ugly. Come for support.
- Sure.

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Hey, any chance
this prison's in Pennsylvania?

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What's the deal with you
and Pennsylvania?

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You wanna see the Liberty Bell,
run like Rocky?

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Oh, that's in Pennsylvania?
I've been there.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- What's with the bag? Going somewhere?
- I'm just IM'ing with Sexysteve right now.

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She sent me money
so I could meet her in Las Vegas.

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- Michael, you are not doing that.
- No, I think I am. Listen to this.

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She already booked a room, right,
she wants me to check in, okay...

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...put on a blindfold,
handcuff myself to the bed, right...

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...then she and her girlfriend,
Tony, are gonna walk in...

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Sexysteve is a dude, all right,
and I'll prove it to you. Here, sit down.

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Type this. "Did you watch <i>Oprah</i> today?"

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- "I hate <i>Oprah. "</i>
- My God, it's a dude!

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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!

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Hey, Alex. Sure, can't wait.

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Great. Alex is coming over
and she's gonna wanna do it.

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Your mom put this idea in my head that
I should have something deeper with Alex...

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...but we end up fooling around,
and now that doesn't feel like enough.

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I mean, don't you want a special connection
when you talk to "HumanToilet62"?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- What do you say we go upstairs?
- We can...

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...but maybe
we can find something else we like.

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I know Monopoly didn't work...

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Come on, a little less "yakety-yak,"
and a little more "hello!" Let's get going.

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Alex, there you are.

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I've been wanting to ask you something for
the last two years...

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...and a little birdie told me that
this is the perfect time.

226
00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:48,903
Will you go out with me?

227
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:53,042
Oh, Howard, I'm with Joey now.

228
00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,512
Oh, my God.

229
00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:56,116
Joey, you're off the market?

230
00:13:56,285 --> 00:13:58,913
Who am I gonna go bitch fishing with?

231
00:14:07,396 --> 00:14:08,454
Which one is she?

232
00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:10,690
I don't know why
you felt you needed to come.

233
00:14:10,866 --> 00:14:13,801
Because I want to see my competition.
That's her, isn't it?

234
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,300
No.

235
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:18,634
Listen, lady, I want you to
get something straight. Jimmy is mine.

236
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:22,971
If you try to keep us apart, I will
cut you open and watch you bleed to death.

237
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,505
Gina?

238
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,875
- Gina Tribbiani?
- Mary?

239
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,381
Mary Videtti from high school?

240
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,117
You look so great,
with the hair and the body.

241
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,815
- Thank you. You still with Tony?
- No, I poisoned him.

242
00:14:36,992 --> 00:14:38,789
It's for the best.

243
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,862
There's Tracy.
Let's get this over with, huh?

244
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:45,299
- Hey, honey.
- Hey, sweetie, how you doing?

245
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,798
This is my friend Joey.

246
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,530
Nice to meet you, Joey.
Hey, I made you something in shop.

247
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:53,072
It's the Eiffel Tower.

248
00:14:58,213 --> 00:15:01,944
Look, Tracy, there's... There's something
I need to talk to you about.

249
00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:05,018
Wait a minute, we haven't even
seen each other in over a month.

250
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:07,155
Don't you wanna hold my hand?

251
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,484
Yeah. Yeah, no, sure, sure, sure.

252
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:14,823
Look, there's no easy way to do this,
but I'm in love with someone else...

253
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,965
...and I'm here to ask for a divorce.

254
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,662
I see.

255
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:24,004
God, wood shop has
made your hands strong!

256
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,663
Listen, you SOB.

257
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,901
You marry me when I'm rich,
and then the minute our relationship...

258
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:31,171
...hits a speed bump,
you just walk away.

259
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,508
Speed bump?
You've been in prison 7 years!

260
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,172
Oh, so we're gonna do this?

261
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:41,017
Maybe you'd like to explain a bill I got
for a 40-foot catamaran and sailing lessons.

262
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:45,050
You're gonna take these divorce papers
and you're gonna sign them right now.

263
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:46,558
Over my dead body.

264
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,357
You're gonna sign these
if I have to make you!

265
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:53,026
God, you're strong!

266
00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:58,070
Look, Tracy,
Jimmy just wants to live his life.

267
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,232
Well, that's too bad.
He made a commitment to me.

268
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,207
How about this?
You're angry at Jimmy.

269
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,075
But it might feel better to know
that he's gonna get his...

270
00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:08,443
...because the woman
he wants to marry is there.

271
00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:12,075
Get your damn hands off me!
I am not an inmate!

272
00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:17,050
Okay, look, I know this is tough,
but Jimmy loves that crazy lady.

273
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,686
And is it really gonna do you any good
to force Jimmy to stay married to you?

274
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,298
Probably not.

275
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:28,266
Then do the right thing
and let him go, huh?

276
00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:32,703
You'll always have the memories of
the times you shared, at this table.

277
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,536
At that table.

278
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:38,544
I bet one time when
the guard wasn't looking, you even stood.

279
00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:41,708
We were so young then.

280
00:16:41,884 --> 00:16:44,079
So you'll sign the papers?

281
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,711
I don't want to,
but I guess I have to move on.

282
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,187
I'll just sign these.

283
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:52,725
Thanks. That's really the best thing
for everybody involved, okay?

284
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:55,921
At the end of the day, what were you
getting from Jimmy, anyway?

285
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,725
A lot, actually.

286
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,529
I know it's just holding hands once
a month, but it meant the world to me.

287
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:04,571
He'd take my hand, I'd close my eyes...

288
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,107
...and the two of us could be
anywhere in the world.

289
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,909
Just holding hands, huh?

290
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,517
Yeah, probably doesn't make sense
to a guy like you.

291
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:20,451
You're probably tearing through tail
like a mother... Oh, sorry.

292
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,183
I didn't used to talk like that.
It's the prison.

293
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,327
No, I get the handholding thing.

294
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:31,296
I'm in a relationship right now
where sex is all I got. You know?

295
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,494
I'll tell you, Tracy, I find myself wishing
I had a deeper connection...

296
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:38,504
...something more special or intimate.

297
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:41,302
Joey.

298
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,808
Yeah?

299
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,345
Thanks.

300
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,786
Will you make me a wooden falcon?

301
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:02,954
- Hey.
- Hey.

302
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,657
- How was prison?
- Great, everything worked out.

303
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,530
- Jimmy and Gina are getting married.
- Oh, good for them.

304
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:12,401
- Let's consummate their relationship.
- Okay, wait. Actually, I had another idea.

305
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:15,134
- Give me your hands.
- No, I don't wanna do another game.

306
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,642
- Come on.
- I'm not in the mood for that.

307
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:20,213
Look, all we do is have sex.

308
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:24,612
Wow, that sucks.

309
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:30,621
- Okay, fine. Come on, let's do your thing.
- No, Alex, no, it should be our thing.

310
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,728
A relationship should be about
more than sex, okay?

311
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,160
I've been with women
where it was just physical...

312
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:39,198
...and if that's all I wanted,
I'd still be with Bottle.

313
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,632
Sit down. Look, my point is...

314
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:46,900
...I need to take this, us,
to the next level.

315
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,300
Well, what does that mean?

316
00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:52,038
Okay, give me your hand.

317
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:59,411
- This is nice, right?
- Yeah, it is.

318
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:01,556
Okay, now close your eyes.

319
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,520
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

320
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:09,653
Now, we can do anything we want,
go anywhere we want. Anywhere.

321
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,231
Okay?

322
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,768
All right, where are you right now?

323
00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:20,835
I'm in Paris walking down
the Champs Élysées...

324
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:24,069
...with the Arc de Triomphe
in the background.

325
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,736
Where are you?

326
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,542
I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich.

327
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:32,048
Oh no, the bread is stale.

328
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:35,520
All right, I'm out,
I'm out looking for bread.

329
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,752
A bread stand.

330
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,019
French bread.

331
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:45,924
Can't understand what this guy's saying.
Hey, I'm in Paris too.

332
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,625
Oh, I see you.

333
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:49,600
Hey, Alex.

334
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,831
Wow, I see in Paris you don't wear a bra.

335
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,408
Yeah, I'm on vacation.

336
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,841
You're coming over to me.

337
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,484
You put your arms around me...

338
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,883
...and we kiss.

339
00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:15,224
Yeah, I think we just had a moment.

340
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:19,565
What do you say we take some of
those fantasies and make them real?

341
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,462
That sounds hot.

342
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,003
What do you want on your sandwich?

343
00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:33,741
Hi.

344
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,544
I'm sorry, but I'm currently in
a committed relationship.

345
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:42,054
So this pamphlet entitled "So You Can't
Date Joey" should explain everything.

346
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,089
Actually, I'm looking for Michael.

347
00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:47,251
We were supposed to meet in Vegas
and he never showed up.

348
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,126
You're Sexysteve?

349
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,795
Michael!

350
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:57,096
- What?
- Sexysteve is here.

351
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,437
This is Sexysteve?

352
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:03,877
Hi, it's nice to finally meet you.

353
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,843
It's good to meet you.

354
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,504
You wanna get a drink?

355
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,810
Maybe back at my hotel?

356
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,145
Yes, I would like that.

357
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,380
Maybe on the way, I can tell you
how big of an idiot my uncle is...

358
00:21:14,556 --> 00:21:15,887
...when it comes to women.

359
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,097
Yeah, it's a dude.