Hello. I am Baymax.
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
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Super weapon?
Super weapon?!
Super weapon? What?
No, that is not a super weapon.
That's Krei-struction's latest prototype.
My system scan indicates
it is a high-powered sonic cannon.
Oh, sure. It can level a building in three seconds flat.
This baby has revolutionized the construction
- demolition business. - And in the wrong hands...
"And in the wrong hands." In the wrong hands,
anything can be a weapon! Even hands themselves!
Hiyah! Fierce!
So, you're not worried about this being stolen.
- Then why are we here? - In this building?
Because I think I left my phone in here where... Oh!
Ah, ah! There it is.
- I have got it. - Good robot. Come on.
- It's not just me, right? - No. If it's Krei-tech, it's dangerous.
If it's Krei-tech, it's dangerous!
Whoa, bro! How'd you do that?
Well, before my daddy-o made me evil,
and before Noodle Burger made me a mascot,
I was cooked up in the Krei kitchen.
Crushroom confused by food metaphor.
He can still tap into the Krei network
because he was built there.
Back in my old mascot days,
I was quite the dazzling chanteuse.
♪ I'd do anything for a sonic cannon! ♪
♪ 'Cause sonic cannons are really neat, yeah! ♪
♪ If we steal this sonic cannon ♪
♪ Our family can't be beat! ♪
♪ Sonic cannon ♪
So, I guess you're wondering why I brought you here.
Yeah. Because we keep asking,
- "why did you bring us here?" - Do you like karaoke?
- Yes! - What?
- I am unfamiliar with karaoke. - Oh, it's so fun, Baymax!
Everyone gets together and sings their favorite songs.
I do not have an opinion about karaoke.
Of course not, robot, because karaoke is so over!
Or it will be...
...now that we have Krei-oke!
♪ Now what's better than ♪
♪ A barrel filled with monkey? ♪
♪ Way funner than ♪
♪ Firing a flunky? ♪
♪ Krei-oke! Krei-oke! ♪
♪ Krei, Krei, Krei Krei-oke ♪
♪ It's the cool new thing ♪
♪ All the kids are doing ♪
♪ Even sophisticated cows are mooing ♪
♪ For Krei-oke, Krei-oke ♪
♪ Krei, Krei, Krei, Krei-oke! ♪
Gotta love it.
Okay. What does this have to do with us? Ah!
I haven't sold any, and I've bet the farm on this! Literally!
I could lose Krei Acres!
Okay. But what does this have to do with us?
Aren't you teen influencers?
- Influence something! - Well, I have my sticker blog.
Oh! And my mad science videos.
And my "Not Tall At All Girl" podcast.
Ding ding ding! Influencer.
Thanks for coming to Krei-oke Nite, everybody.
- I'll start things off. Ready, Freddie? - And we are live,
and we are streaming.
♪ Going down, going downtown ♪
♪ Spinning 'round like a clown in a gown with a frown ♪
♪ Can't top me, can't drop me ♪
♪ You'll never stop me, not while you're in that jalopy ♪
♪ So hot, what are you in now? ♪
♪ Can't stop me, I take a bow ♪
♪ I'm so smart, I got the know-how ♪
♪ If I just go like ♪
♪ Wha... wha... wha ♪
This song is a bop.
So, Noodle bro, where to?
Checkity-checking for the special sonic ingredient.
No... yes! In there!
Let's get cooking.
♪ We've been apart for such a long time ♪
♪ So long since I've seen the sun shine ♪
♪ You were out of my life ♪
♪ But always in my heart ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
Ooh, a duet.
♪ Forever, together, you and me ♪
More like don't-et. Oh! Good one!
♪ Together forever now! ♪
♪ Now ♪
That was good.
Still no buyers?!
We need better singers! No offense.
I am not fixated on technique, but the purity of the emotion.
Aunt Cass, what are you doing here?
I saw Fred's livestream. I love karaoke.
I mean, Krei-oke.
Oh good. So, you wanna buy one
for your little plucky cat cafe?
What? No. I just wanna sing.
♪ When you try to say my name ♪
♪ You choke up on the phone ♪
♪ When you try to play my game ♪
♪ You end up all alone ♪
♪ If you want another try ♪
♪ And you've awakened from your slumber ♪
♪ You can call me any time ♪
♪ JK, I blocked your number ♪
♪ Oh yeah! ♪
Ooh. Now, her I could harmonize with... Ah gah!
♪ Keep it! ♪
And that song is a bop.
Okie dokie.
The special cannon order is inside here!
- Ooh! Ooh! Crush it? - Crush it!
♪ Feel the bass pumpin' ♪
♪ See the whole place jumpin' ♪
♪ Woo! Hear my jam... ♪
♪ Slap that jam ♪
♪ Slap, slap, slap, uh! ♪
♪ Everyone comes a-runnin' Why? ♪
♪ 'Cause they just see me having funnin' ♪
♪ We can't help but look stunnin' ♪
♪ Slap that jam ♪
♪ Slap, slap, slap, slap that jam ♪
- Cannot... crush it. - No, you sure didn't,
but I'll unlock the secret recipe, okay?
♪ Slap that jam ♪
Wha? They call that singing?
Ha! Now, back in my old mascot days...
Ah! No one cares. Snap out of it and find the way in!
Wha? I can't access
this menu item! Bad news, sisseses.
There's absolutely no way to break in.
Hey. What if there was a way to break out?
Sure, nothing can break in, but maybe
that super-duper sonic blaster can break itself out!
Let me have a cyber snoop around.
Ooh. Here's the secret menu.
Order's up!
And... bupkis!
Oh! There goes the farm.
Am I to understand you need to make
- Krei-oke happen? - Yes! Do you know someone?
- I am someone. - Professor Granville sings?
She is full of surprises.
♪ They might think I'm done ♪
♪ They might think they've won ♪
♪ But I'm not backing down ♪
♪ This prize fight's 15 rounds ♪
♪ Oh! Oh! ♪
♪ She says no way, no way! She says hang tight ♪
♪ That's right! She's gonna dance all night ♪
♪ She's gonna dance, that's right ♪
♪ I say no way, no way ♪
♪ I say hang tight, that's right ♪
♪ I'm gonna dance all night! I'm gonna dance, that's right! ♪
♪ Till the light of dawn ♪
♪ Stronger every day ♪
♪ Better every way, let me hear you say ♪
♪ I'm gonna stay strong ♪
She is my queen.
♪ They might think I've lost ♪
♪ Act like they're the boss ♪
♪ But I can still rebound ♪
♪ And I will take the crown ♪
Wow! She blew the roof off.
♪ I know they're wrong... ♪
Maybe there's something in that lab we can use.
Yeah! We're gonna do it!
Yeah yeah! Yeah yes!
Spare sonic cannon parts, just need an amp.
Where can we... Krei-oke!
Payback time!
- Excuse me! - Did not know he was such a fan.
♪ I'm gonna stay strong ♪
♪ I'm gonna ♪
♪ Stay strong... ♪
♪ And I must deliver ♪
Where is he going?
Like I know what's going on in that meat head of his.
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna stay ♪
♪ Stay strong ♪
♪ I'm never gonna go ♪
♪ Go away ♪
♪ I'm gonna stay strong ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
Hey.
Well, I'm a little bit of burger and a whole lotta ham!
- Tell me you got all that! - A little shaky, but yeah.
- Ah! - I am definitely looking at...
a complete and utter disaster!
It's so unfair! There was no way to know
that thing could be such a dangerous weapon.
If only someone had warned me!
Yeah. If only.
- At least Krei-oke was a hit. - I wish.
After all of that, I sold a whopping grand total
- of one unit. - Wonder who the sucker was.
♪ Well, since Obake left me ♪
♪ And Trina went bye-bye, too ♪
♪ I've been so robo-lonely ♪
♪ That I don't know what to do! ♪
♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪
Oh!
♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪
♪ I've just been sitting here, spitting pickles ♪
♪ Crying ketchup on my shoes... ♪
Ah!
Hey!
Why are we stealing this... statue of you?
Because I've always wanted a big brother,
and this will be the biggest brother!
Not gonna let it happen! Whoa! Ah!
Cover me, sisses!
Ah! Having trouble covering ourselves!
Nah! I only got one mouth here!
- Ah! - Nah!
Ah!
Crushroom cover you!
Covered by a fungus? No thanks.
Hey, that not nice!
What if Crushroom call you fungus?
It wouldn't make sense. I'm human.
Mushrooms are a type of fungus. That's pretty much you.
Hah!
Ah!
- Boo. - Oh!
- No, no, no, no! - Ah!
No fair!
There are too many heroes in this order!
Shall we pursue the criminals?
No. This was all part of the plan.
Go Go put a bug on Crushroom.
Now, we can see and hear everything she does.
Okay, yeah, sure. These Big Hero
misters keep winning, but...
We'll never win while we're outnumbered.
Ah bap bap bap bap. There's an old human saying.
- "Go big or go chrome." - Oh, I gotta stop you.
- I don't think that's... - No robot wants to be covered
in cheap chrome, so we need to get bigger.
New big bro? But we just tried that.
And failed hard.
Alright! Lesson learned!
- No more statues! Gah! - So, painting?
Oh no, sis, but I love
that you aren't afraid to be wrong.
Alright! "New robot for our family" interviews
- start tomorrow! Go big or... - Go chrome!
This is our chance to stop the robot mascots
- once and for all. - By sending me in as a spy.
- And that's a hard no. - Freddie,
- it has to be a robot. - Who? Baymax?
Um, he doesn't have the flair for spy work, no offense.
That was not an insult.
It was a fair assessment expressed unkindly.
I, Mini-Max, will go deep over-cover!
I think it's actually undercover.
I overperform,
I overpower, and I will go over-cover!
Not pursuing this further.
Okay, what potential new bro or sis is our starter?
Friend of the family, Sergeant Suction!
Sarge!
Next.
Okay, Body Guardian, show us what you got.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No way!
Another one! Oh!
Mind blown. Mind blown! Mind blown again!
Ah, bravo, bravo, bravo!
- Bravo! - Ah, next!
Next!
That's everyone.
But there has to be more on the menu.
- Our order isn't complete. - Then let me
tell you about today's special.
Evil Mini-Max with a side of diabolical laughter!
You Big Hero 6 baby bot?
Not anymore.
Now, say we believe you, which I don't know if we do, okay?
What good are you to us?
Big Hero 6 doesn't know I've switched sides.
I could lure them into a trap!
Wow. You have given us a lot to consider.
Give us a minute.
We have reached a decision.
Brother!
Thank you, evil family!
Go big or go chrome!
♪ Got neighbors in my hood ♪
♪ All my friends are pretty good ♪
♪ But I'm still on a quest ♪
♪ 'Cause family is the best ♪
♪ Fa-a-amily ♪
♪ Is the best, is the coolest ♪
♪ Fa-a-amily ♪
Now, this is what I'm talking about! A family.
♪ Hey, look at me in the family ♪
I will return to the heroes tonight,
as if nothing's changed.
Tomorrow will be their doom!
There's just one thing that bothers me, mister.
Uh, there is?
We haven't given you your official
evil robot family mug!
Take it.
- Welcome to our family! - Your family.
Crushroom make toast.
Me always want baby brother bot.
Now, you here, and better than Crushroom
could have ever hoped.
You make our villainous lair a villainous home.
It is beautiful!
I am mini-maximum touched.
Oh, having a family
makes this mister feel like howdy and hello to happy!
- Great work, Mini-Max. - You were so convincing!
Tomorrow night, we need you to lead
the mascots to the Noodle Burger Factory.
- Right into our... - Trap.
I will not fail. We shall drink
from the garden hose of justice!
Sounds good to me. Now let's go get dinner.
You guys stay here and charge up.
We'll need you fully powered for the big battle.
Once I reveal my deception,
the mascots will be devastated.
Their goal is to hurt humans, so they must be stopped.
You are correct, Baymax, but...
do you think robots can have families?
The purpose of families is to take care of each other.
My purpose is to care for Hiro,
so though I am a robot, I have a family.
You are as wise as you are marshmallowy!
Good night, brother.
Good night.
Okay. After I call Big Hero 6,
telling them you've "captured" me...
We tie you up here on the conveyor belt,
then hide in those vents.
When they show up, they'll come to the edge
- of the conveyor belt... - Then we jump out of vent,
distracting good guys, so you...
Can kick them into the boiling oil!
Deep fried do-gooders! Oh!
Great plan, baby bro-bro!
You're surrounded, Noodle Burger Boy. Surrender.
Howdy and what the...
- How did you know our plan, mister? - Ah, there only one way.
Big Hero 6 have time machine!
Wrong. Little bro sold us out!
And we got your painting framed! That cost extra, you know?
You welcomed me into your family,
and I double-crossed you.
I feel mini-maximum terrible!
Oh, we knew you were using us, mister.
- We're smart, so we used you! - What?
It was pretty obvious. I mean, you put the bug right here.
- But, what about the mug? - This mug?
Yeah! You're not
our real new family member.
- Then who is? - Me!
Momokase!
Ah!
Hey!
I would do anything for my family.
Prepare for a tummy ache!
I do not understand.
Why do I not have a tummy ache?
Because she and I made a deal.
Momokase is on our side.
What?
- Whoa. This seem bad. - You think?
Run!
Mini-Max double-crossed the mascots,
who double-crossed Mini-Max, who were double-crossed by Momokase?
That's a triple-double-cross!
I never thought I'd see one in my lifetime!
Fire blasting!
Ha ha!
Ha ha! You missed!
But I didn't.
Thanks, Momokase.
I owed you a favor. Now we're even.
Until next time.
She seems so nice now.
All they really wanted was to be a family.
- What will happen to them? - If we've learned anything,
it's that being a hero means helping others.
Even evil robots.
How's the morning rush, Aunt Cass?
It's a breeze with my new staff.
Howdy and hello!
Welcome to the Lucky Cat, mister.
We stop serving breakfast in three seconds,
- so you're gonna have to order fast if... - I'll have...
Oh! Time's up. Lunch only now, pal.
Who needs a pick-me-up?
Crushroom crushing new job, but not dishes.
- Anymore. - They're great workers.
It is a little weird that they call me...
Love you, mother!
But, I guess you don't have to be related to be family.
This is tight.
But good. Love you guys.
Bah-a-la-la-la.
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