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JASON: Yo, Kerry, what's good?
KERRY: Yo, what's up, Jay?
What are you doing this weekend?
JASON: Oh, man, I was supposed to be going to Coachella,
but my connect flaked.
So I'll probably just be chilling at the crib, you know.
KERRY: Okay, well, look.
Tonya and I are having
a little barbecue kickback this weekend.
Eat some food, some drinks, some games maybe.
Got to pull up, man.
TONYA: Hey, Jason. - What's up, Tonya?
TONYA: I better see you tomorrow.
We miss you.
For sure. For sure. I'm definitely...
I'm gonna try to follow through.
TONYA: Try.
Be good seeing y'all, just like back in college.
- TONYA: [CHUCKLES] - KERRY: [LAUGHS] Yes.
All right, look, and you can bring a date if you want.
I know you like to keep a healthy rotation on that.
Nah, man, it's been a drought lately.
You know, all the good ones are taken.
I'm running solo right about now.
KERRY: Hey, I hear you man.
- It's about time. - Yep. Yep.
Well, I just got to my mom's, but I'll catch y'all tomorrow.
- KERRY: All right, bet. - Bet. Bet.
- TONYA: Bye. - Bye.
♪ Tellin' us more than lies ♪
♪ Be careful with business 'cause niggas magicians ♪
♪ That meaning they switching before your eyes ♪
- Hey, mom. - Hey, baby.
- [CHUCKLES] - How's my favorite girl?
[LAUGHS]
- Are they crab legs I smell? - Mm-hmm.
I thought I would surprise you
when you said you was stopping by.
What a surprise it is.
I know you're probably wondering why you haven't heard from me.
It's just been a crazy week.
Mm-hmm. I've been worried about you.
I haven't seen you in church to past two Sundays.
I expect to see you this Sunday.
I'll be there Sunday, Ma.
You know, it's just been a lot with work and everything else.
You know, you remind me so much of your father.
You know that man was a lost soul
till I came into his life?
Ma, do you ever get lonely here since Pops passed?
Well, baby, you know, I'll always miss your father.
But working at the church keeps me... keeps me busy.
I'm glad that you're okay,
because I could not take coming here
seeing some old dude just sitting around here
every time I stop by.
Now, wait a minute.
I didn't say it was always gonna be like this.
Now, come on, now.
Don't be worried about my love life.
[CHUCKLES] Let's just focus on you.
So have you reached out to my girl Carmen?
Come on, let it go. It's over.
- No, it's not. - JASON: It is.
No, it is not. It is not over.
I saw the way that girl was trying to run after you
after the wedding.
Mm, I hear no lies.
- PATRICIA: Oh. - And where is my invite to this little party?
Baby, I didn't know you were coming here.
- What you doin' here? - Um, I'm supposed to get
some pictures for my class reunion tomorrow.
But can I get some clusters though?
- I'm sorry. I only made enough for Jason. - Ma!
- Give me a cluster, boy. - Nope, nope.
Come on, girl.
Say something.
- You ready for your reunion? - Mm-hmm.
I'm sure you must be feeling
some kind of certain way about that,
you know, going there single and in your 40s.
Well, Mom, I actually hadn't thought about that part.
And anyway, my friend might go with me so...
Friend? You've got a friend? A friend?
Oh, tell me about him. Tell me. Tell me about.
Oh, oh, well, um, there's not much to tell.
You know, I just met them recently,
and so it was way too early for introductions.
- So whatever. - PATRICIA: Mm-hmm.
So you going to take this stranger to your reunion
and introduce them to strangers rather than your family?
JASON: Your family.
Oh, you know, I don't understand you damn kids.
Well, you will meet them soon enough.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
You know, Let me go get these albums.
- I moved them. Let me... - Okay.
[GROANS] My God.
Listen, listen.
You're taking Stacy with you to the reunion?
Bro, she keeps bugging me about it,
but I don't even want to.
Why don't you just tell her that you invited me?
You didn't flake on her.
Oh, that's good.
Who knew your flaky-ass ways would come in handy?
[CHUCKLES] You know what? I'mma use that.
Mm, you know you ain't shit, right?
- It is what it is. - PATRICIA: Okay, babe.
Now, go on and look through this and get what you need.
- Okay. Thanks, Mom. - Mm-hmm.
You know, I wouldn't be so lonely
if one of you could give me some grand babies.
- Oh, God. - Alex.
PATRICIA: Can one of you...
Can't one of you get it right?
- Just one of you? - Jay?
You ain't not spring chicken. I mean you or you.
I ain't got no one.
- Alex, Alex. - Yes, ma'am.
You ever think about freezing your eggs?
You know what?
I'm supposed to meet Erick and Bryan at the bar.
I'm gonna go ahead and head out.
- Good seeing you, sis. - Real convenient.
- Okay. - Mama, love you.
All right, baby. And don't you forget about Sunday.
- I'm there. - Okay.
Uh, Alex says she's coming, too.
Oh, wouldn't that be great?
So... ?
So what?
You think about freezing your eggs?
Well, I was going to talk to you about that,
because I kind of already did.
What?
When? Why didn't you tell me?
Because I just wanted to do it for myself.
I didn't want the additional pressure.
Oh, baby.
I'd have been there for you. You know that.
Don't think there's nothing
that you can't come to me about.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, my Lord.
You know I'm relieved?
For a minute, I thought you was into women.
♪ But I'm in my bag now ♪
♪ You see that I walk a little different ♪
So Lisa let you out the house, huh?
- Relax, man. I run this shit. - Oh, okay.
[LAUGHS]
Ah, man, this is weird.
Old boy back there in the corner with the, uh, pink toe.
Yeah, he, uh... he's one of my clients.
And I hate seeing my clients out.
Why? I mean, you know their issues.
But they don't know yours.
I ain't got no issues. Stop.
I mean, what is it with you and Alicia?
You did all this to keep her,
and now that you have her, you put her on pause.
What is it? Is the sex bad?
Oh, come on.
ERICK: Are her lips that crusty?
- Stop. - Does she have buttery stuff,
like, right where her gumline is?
ERICK: What? Does she have the herpes?
- ERICK: What is it? - Hey, whoa, okay, relax. Relax.
Okay, you know me better than that, all right?
I mean, we're in a good place... great.
We're in a great place.
You know me better than that.
But are you... are you happy?
How does she make you feel?
I mean, she's cool.
She's a little overbearing.
Okay, she nitpicks at every little thing.
You know, pick up your socks, take out the trash,
that doesn't go there.
Not gonna lie, it's a little too much sometimes.
- It really is. - Hmm.
Would you say that
she reminds you of your mom?
My mom?
I mean, how is your relationship with you and your mom?
I mean, how does that make you feel?
Actually, they kind of are the same person.
- Hmm. Wow. - Damn.
They're pretty much the same person.
Huh?
Man, get off of me.
- [LAUGHS] - I know what you tryin'...
- ERICK: [LAUGHS] - I hate you.
- Hey, guys, what's up? - ERICK: What's up, Lacy?
- BRYAN: What's up, Lacy? - Not much.
BRYAN: Why are you so happy?
Because my shift is almost over,
and I'm off the whole weekend.
- JASON: What's good? - BRYAN: Yo, what up? What up?
- ERICK: Yo. - BRYAN: Oh, hell.
Look, I know times are bad,
but did you just get out of some bad puss?
Man, shut up.
I just finished eating crab legs at my mom's.
- Hey, now, that sounds good. - Oh, let me guess.
You, uh, getting tired of eating carne asada already?
Hmm.
What you need to worry about is who's eating Alicia?
Oh. [LAUGHS]
There are some brothers out there
that are picking up what you're leaving out there.
Bryan, would you tell them you don't care?
- BRYAN: No, thank you. - He's into her brother.
- ERICK: Ooh. - How you doin'?
Don't you have some dishes you need to go wash?
Don't your mama got some dishes she needs to go wash?
Hey, Lace, Lace. I need you to roll with me
to this little kickback at Kerry's tomorrow.
Uh, I can't.
I'll be on a date myself.
You ain't got no date. No, you don't.
"You're lying." I do have a date.
Look at all this.
Yo, I don't want to be the only one there tomorrow.
That shit's gonna be wack.
I mean, hey, brother,
you are the most desirable bachelor.
I mean, it could be a good look for you.
And you probably could pick your flavor of the month there.
Yeah, no, because it's all couples,
which is why I'm going to avoid it, you know?
- JASON: Maybe I'll flake. - Hmm.
BRYAN: You ain't gonna flake.
I mean, I'm married, and I still hang with y'all.
Yeah, well, give it a few years.
- Wow. - BRYAN: Yeah.
Couples events, they just uncomfortable, man.
I mean, everything from showing all their little kids' pictures,
and they just want to talk about
how they have to go to PTA meetings.
I don't got time for that.
I'm about to just go ahead and chill at the crib,
grab some drinks, and chill.
So you're saying that you don't want to hang with me and Lisa
because we're married?
I mean, come on, man.
You should go. It'll be a good look for you.
Besides, you haven't seen, what, Tonya and Kerry in a minute.
You know what? You're right.
I'm gonna check it out. I'm gonna check it out.
- You gonna go? - JASON: Hell, yes.
Okay. Okay. Well, you know what?
I'd roll, but I'm going to Coachella in the morning.
- What? - What?
I thought our tickets fell through?
They did. But a client had an extra tic...
Wait, I...
Wait, yo, wait. I know I told you.
- Mm. Just shady. - BRYAN: No, stop.
Man, look, you know I tried.
And, look, the only reason
I'm getting this guy's extra ticket
is because he got caught sleeping with his wife's sister.
Can you believe him?
- Yes. - Yes.
Okay, what are you all trying to say?
You know, I will sue y'all for slander.
I will. I promise you I will.
Guys, can I get you anything else?
Uh, no, because I told Lisa that I'll be home early.
Yeah, and actually, I need to go pack.
I'm gonna try to beat this traffic in the morning.
- BRYAN: So... - Damn.
I mean, I could have stayed at my mom's crib for this.
Sorry about that, homie, but I got to get home.
And just let me know about the kickback.
- I'll see you guys later, man. - Of course. Of course.
Damn, he hit hard as...
You got muscles. You can take it.
Look, I'm out, man.
- I'ma holla at you later. - All right.
Right. All right, Lace.
[MID-TEMPO HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
- ERICK: Hey, babe. - Hi, good morning.
- [SIGHS] - What are you doing?
Mwah.
Look, I just wanted to do something nice for you.
- Uh-huh. - We're a team now.
So we share some responsibilities.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on. Go on over the table.
Come on. Come on over.
Oh, it looks beautiful.
- Thank you. - Take a seat.
Let your man serve you.
And I want you to relax.
Mm.
Well, I can get used to this.
Mm-hmm.
Anything for my baby.
[LAUGHS]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Well, babe, it's early in the morning.
- Are you expecting someone? - Hmm?
Are you expecting someone?
Uh, no.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Oh, so, the door's just knocking on itself
is what's happening?
- I'm gonna... - Go get the door.
- I'm gonna get that. - Okay, baby.
All right, I'll be here.
Son!
[LAUGHS]
Boy, boy.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Oh, my goodness.
Well, this is fantastic.
Oh, there goes my boy.
You know, it means the world to me
that y'all are spending the whole weekend with me
while your mom is away at a conference.
I hate them things.
But it gives me time to spend with my boy
and my new daughter.
[LAUGHS]
Whew.
[LAUGHS]
Delicious. Mmm.
Hola, como estas.
Hi, Mr. Davidson.
You can call me "papi" if you want.
Dad, uh, my wife is not about to call you Papi.
Well, that's what Spanish people say, right?
And Lisa is Puerto Rican.
She's from New York.
But you do speak Spanish, right?
- Yes, I do. - Ah, never mind.
You can call me "Pops," sweetheart.
Okay. I'll remember that.
Hey, baby, um, can I actually...
can I talk to you for a second in the kitchen?
Just really quick. Just really quick.
I'll be right back.
Go, go, go ahead.
These are delicious.
Who made these?
Taste like your mama's.
♪ Oowee oowee ohh ohh ♪
♪ Rollie you light up the room ♪
♪ Tell me what you gon' do about it ♪
♪ Do about it ♪
Yo, yo.
Oh, my God.
Look at you.
TONYA: It's so good to see you.
Good to see you.
- Looking good. - You, too.
Thank you. Are you by yourself?
Yeah, it's just me. Solo.
Okay. Well, don't worry.
I got another homegirl coming later,
so it won't be awkward.
Okay, bet. Bet. It sounds good.
Let me introduce you to my friends.
JASON: Oh, okay.
Kerry, Jason is here.
- JASON: What's good, man? - Jason!
Who is that nigga?
Oh, that's my boy Jason, man.
And where's his girl?
Oh, he's single.
Single?
You invited a single nigga to the barbecue?
Bro, you know better than that.
[CHUCKLES]
TONYA: This is Jason.
He went to college with Kerry and I.
Jason, this is Amber and Kenisha.
- Hey. - JASON: Nice to meet you.
So what do you do?
I'm a publicist.
Oh, do you represent anyone we may know?
- I'm sure I do. - AMBER: Oh, really?
Well, then, are you...
you're sure you're not an athlete?
I mean, 'cause you just seem so tall and fit.
Nah, I'm a publicist.
KENISHA: Oh, okay. Well, look, as a publicist,
that means you good at keeping secrets, right?
- TONYA: Kenisha. - What?
- Really? - KENISHA: I'm just sayin'...
Girl, this man could be married.
Well, look, I don't see a ring on this finger.
Well, you're married.
And don't hate.
[LAUGHS] Look at her trying to hate on us.
[LAUGHTER]
Jason, excuse her.
This is Amber. She's an agent.
You know what? You two should connect.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
See, what we all should do, we all should connect.
[LAUGHS]
Uh, you came here alone, right?
'Cause she came with her husband.
Hey, Devon, what your wife over there doing, man?
See? See? See? This is what I'm talking about.
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
♪ I'm feelin' you, you're feelin' me ♪
Mm-hmm. See?
See, that's what I'm talking about
That right there is why you don't invite single dudes to the barbecue.
Look, man, we all know how Kenisha get when she's drinking.
Do we all?
Man, I'm telling you that's what single niggas do.
I used to be that nigga.
I used to look for the ones that wasn't happy at home
waiting to exhale. I'm telling you.
All you got to do is find a way in.
And shit, look, she laughing now and shit.
♪ Aww yeah, aww yeah ♪
He can boom-boom.
Look, that's my boy. Y'all talking nonsense.
Knock that shit off, all right?
- That's your boy? - KERRY: Yeah.
- Y'all go back? - KERRY: Yeah.
That's your boy? You can't trust your boy.
LAWRENCE: He's over there making suggestive comments,
laughing and flirting and stuff.
I know what that leads to. He's on the prowl.
You ever heard of Cain and Abel, hmm?
You can't even trust your damn brother.
- You're talking about your boy. - Exactly.
Why is he even single, huh?
Well, he said that all the good ones were taken.
I see what he's up to over here, okay.
I ain't slow. I seen it in his eyes.
Yeah, he, he joking, leads to stroking.
He's got them pussy prowler eyes?
KERRY: What the fuck does that even mean?
DEVON: Oh, you don't know what that means?
[SLOW HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
Shit. That's what they say.
Okay, now that's Jason I know.
It is what it is.
You know, you got some ketchup
right there on the side.
He's probably imaginary smashing right now.
Never heard of that bullshit?
I'm telling you. That's what they say?
♪ Slide through, baby, I can get you ♪
♪ Places you ain't been to ♪
♪ Take you to the moon ♪
♪ Aww yeah, aww yeah ♪
♪ I'm feeling you ♪
Oh, hell no.
- KERRY: Jason. - What's good, man?
- My man. - Thanks for inviting me, bro.
I almost didn't want to come single.
But you know, I'm actually enjoying myself.
Let me grab my drink.
I'm glad you could make it.
I'mma let y'all catch up.
I need to put out some more food.
- Thank you, wife. - Cool. Cool. Cool.
- It's a nice spot. - Let's go outside.
[SIGHS] Make room. Make room. Make room.
There you go.
[LAUGHS]
Whew.
Hey, Lisa, y'all got that Telemundo channel.
I want to watch one of those, uh tele...
- Uh... - The telenovela.
Ah. Telenovelas.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
You know, my wife and I have been watching that
because we may have Spanish-speaking grand kids one day.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Hey, dad, so how's the home renovation going?
You know, Lisa almost became an interior decorator,
so she can probably give you some tips.
Ah. Good idea.
You know, I was talking with your father at the wedding
about some landscaping ideas for my backyard.
Thought he may have some recommendations.
Mm, yeah, my father's an attorney, so, uh...
Can you excuse me?
What?
I thought he may know some people.
[SIGHS]
Yep, dad.
[SIGHS]
♪ I don't understand what went through your head ♪
♪ Piecing all these fragments ♪
♪ The displacement of the plan ♪
♪ Lead me to forget ♪
♪ Come and get what's left ♪
♪ We are different people, not the person that I met ♪
You know what?
Why didn't you tell me he was coming?
I didn't want to ruin the mood.
I know my dad can be a bit much at times.
But he just wants to bond with you.
Baby, my love,
we haven't even had time to bond, you and I.
And now we have to deal with your father?
[SIGHS]
With my mom at the conference, my dad just gets bored.
So he thought it'd be a good time to come by.
Look, he just wants to get to know you.
Puerto Rican, Hispanic, Dominican, Brazilian...
he doesn't know the difference.
He's just trying to learn.
Baby, I get that.
I really do.
But your father literally asked my father
for gardening recommendations.
Like, how stereotypical can he be?
- Stereotypical, huh? - LISA: Yes, stereotypical.
Well, your father assumed that my family
didn't have enough money to pay for the rehearsal dinner.
Okay, so? Babe, all he wanted was
for us to have the best, and we did.
Well, your father thinks that I'm not man enough
to take care of you.
First of all, that's not what my father said.
And that's definitely not what he meant.
Well, that's not what my father meant either.
Babe, come here.
Look in there.
The man is watching telenovelas.
Can you just give him a chance, please?
Fine, fine. Fine.
But you know what?
If he makes me call him "papi" one more time...
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
All right, then.
- Oh, Lisa, you missed it? - What's up?
So Luis got into an accident.
And his face is disfigured.
Oh, what are they saying right now?
Um, they're saying that Mariana
is going to have to nurse him back to health.
Ooh, they're gonna get together, huh?
- [CHUCKLES] - Yeah, I think so too.
But you know what?
I think Elsa's gonna try to get in between them.
Mm. She ain't right.
She's not.
You know, Lisa, I'm so glad that my son found you.
You're the best thing that's ever happened to him.
This is a nice spot, man.
Oh, yeah, you know, we just needed some more room.
Plus Tonya, she likes to entertain.
I see. I see.
So where your girl at, man?
Man, I'm single, you know.
Just waiting on the right one.
Mm-hmm. Right one.
About how tall you is, bro?
What, 7', 7'1"?
I'm 6'2".
Wow, this is different.
LAWRENCE: So what is it that you're looking for?
JASON: Man, you know, just someone intellectual,
beautiful, can cook.
[LAUGHS] He like to eat.
He want to eat.
- [LAUGHS] - He want to eat.
Whoa, he want to eat.
He said he like to eat.
Kind of like what you got with Tonya.
Whew.
Ooh, see, I told you, nigga.
Oh, see, you...
You come into my house, drinking my liquor,
eating all my good food.
Now you're trying to holler at my wife?
Dude, what are you talking about?
My wife Jay?
Yeah, 'cause I saw you trying to holla at Tonya earlier, okay?
Feeding Tonya and shit, sucking on her fingers.
- What are you talking about? - What is he talking about?
We was all right here. We saw it, man.
You were pressing all up on my Kenisha?
All up on her. Mm.
Wait, wait, wait. Nobody want Kenisha, man.
Look, bro, can we just... ?
TONYA: What is going on?
Kerry, what are you doing?
I'm putting this disrespectful-ass fool
out of my goddamn house
over here trying to feed you earlier.
And you just sucking on his fingers.
What the hell are you talking about?
JASON: I think I better leave.
No, Jason. Don't leave.
Kerry, you need to apologize to Jason right now.
No, I will not.
Wow. You know what?
It was good seeing you, Tonya.
I'm so sorry.
It's unbelievable, bro.
TONYA: Really?
Then what was that shit earlier?
Your friends ain't got nothing to say?
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
Yo, yo.
Hey, dude, I'm having the best time ever here.
Dude, you should be here.
Shit you not, you should be here.
Wait, look at how this party's going.
Yo! Whoo! Whoo!
Hey, yo, I got to go. I got to go.
What is going on in my life?
Fuck. I gotta get my shit together.
♪ So no that ring don't come easy, just ask Robert Horry ♪
♪ I don't even ask for much, just for loyalty and trust ♪
♪ I need someone I can love, I mean love you more than lust ♪
♪ 'Cause just how I like my weed, baby girl, that's a must ♪
♪ Always say I smoke too much ♪
♪ Back to back, that's double Dutch ♪
♪ Roll the window down, let's air it out ♪
♪ Yeah, get you to the crib so I can wear it out ♪
♪ Burberry swim just 'cause how you wet it up ♪
♪ Hit the CVS 'cause I done shot it up ♪
♪ Know we been going through a lot ♪
♪ But still got that shit on lock ♪
♪ I should cuff you like a cop ♪
♪ Paper, scissors, you my rock ♪
♪ I'm just tryna' take my time ♪
♪ And slow cook you like the crock ♪
♪ And don't listen to these birdies ♪
♪ All they wanna do is flock ♪
♪ She said she love me but ♪
♪ You know how women lie ♪
♪ That's why it's hard for me ♪
♪ To just give one a try ♪
♪ She thinking like a man ♪
♪ I know how we are ♪
♪ The world we living in ♪
♪ It could tear us apart ♪
♪ All the walks in the park ♪
♪ I'm who give you them sparks ♪
♪ I been playing my part ♪
♪ Kept it real from the start ♪
♪ Gon' ruin everything ♪
♪ You can't heal from your scars ♪
♪ But that's only if you let it ♪
♪ So don't let it get dark ♪
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