Well, all the tests came back.
And I hate to say it, but there's nothing wrong with you.
Then how do you explain this? Aah!
- Or this? Whaa! - I have seen this before
from patients under a lot of pressure.
- Have you been stressed? - Me?
Sweet cashmere Jesus!
Hey, have you seen my vibrator?
No.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whaa!
Nope. All good in the 'hood.
I'd like to thank you guys for givin' up part of your Saturday
to help me beta test my new game.
Welcome to Ladder World!
So we just climb the ladders?
Yeah.
It's working! It's working!
Help!
Why would you put this in the game, Josh?
Son of a glitch.
Oh, no! Kevin Costner's head from "Waterworld"!
Get me out of here!
I loved you in "Draft Day"!
So, any feedback?
Great news. There's nothing wrong with me.
Uh, you sure about that, Pacquiao?
Dr. Glandz mentioned some nonsense about stress,
but little does she know I'm immune to it.
Ooh. Immune feels like too strong of a word.
It's fine! I'm just gonna make my to-do list
a ta-dow done list. Where's my list?!
Um, maybe eating something might make you feel better?
Uh...
Oh, great! We don't even have any food!
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
We always have the earthquake ham.
Someone stole the friggin' ham!
- It's gonna be okay. - Is it, Josh?
If an earthquake hits today, guess what we're eating?
- Each other! - I don't know.
You're all too bony for my taste.
Ha! Found it!
- I'll take care of that! - What? No!
You need a break.
Let me give you a stress-free day.
This is a bad idea.
No, I promise I'll put 100% of my mind to it.
My last fortune cookie did tell me to "Trust Josh more."
Come with me. It's time for you to loosen up.
No Stress is my middle name.
I had it legally changed.
I was high.
Man! Em is gonna be so stoked
that we're breezing through this list.
Last thing. "Earthquake ham."
Next!
I'll take your finest $10 worth of ham, my good man.
Pft, you busting my balls, man?
Haven't you heard about the SoCal ham shortage?
This local meat artisan runs the only business in town
that still has ham.
How are you still hamming it up?
Oh, we always keep some around in case of a shortage.
But then uh-oh! We have to jack up our prices!
"Not stolen hams"?
Uh, no, it's Notschstolen.
Uh, from... from Germany.
Those guys are ripping everybody off!
We're gonna go to that factory, and we're gonna get a ham.
They found me!
I don't know how, but they found me!
Who? The clowns!
Okay, so the circus was in town last week,
and I met some clowns who never back down from a bet.
So, I told them,
"I bet you can't make a giraffe."
I was like, "Ha! That's just a dog."
And he said, "Wait for it."
Long story short...
I owe them 3 grand. Dude!
Meat factory it is.
I have all my coupons organized,
so check-out should be fast.
100% no-stress day.
Holy sh...
How long till this hits? Soon-ish?
- It all depends on your... - tolerance.
♪ We gotta stay ♪
♪ High, Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
Bridgette!
Aah!
Whoops, Emily.
Aah! Me daughter teacher?
Aw, sick!
Look at what they're putting in the meat.
That is... so gross.
Dude, look up there.
I bet there's hams in there.
Factory tour's on Thursdays.
Hello, sweetie.
I have the perfect place for you.
Wha... W-where's Candice? Where is she?!
Lil' Missy? She's in a better place now.
Our Michelin-rated daycare center.
So you're the ones behind the SoCal ham shortage.
You freakin' hipster hamburglers.
Um, hamburglers are an entirely different
and, frankly, rather cartoonish kind of meat thief, okay?
This is a professional operation.
Get the ham! Get the ham!
Our next scam... buttholes!
And we're not even trying to make them look like hot dogs.
And guess whose buttholes
are going in the next batch?
Two nosey nerds!
Ah, come on, man! Nerd?
That word means enthusiast,
- and it's not derogatory! - Aah!
Aw, man.
There was only one item left on the list.
Damn you, ham!
Aah! Aah!
Thank you, brain.
I'm limitless!
Let's roll, bitch.
Who are you?
Uh... I can't believe we ran into Candice's teacher.
He totally knows I'm high.
Relax. He has no idea.
Wine? No, thanks.
Please.
Weed?
I didn't do it! Huh?
Ohh! Bitch, use your words!
Dude, the ham!
Holy shoat.
Hey, how'd you know "shoat" meant pig?
I don't know, I just did.
No, I told you guys, I deleted my Facebook.
You want to get in touch with me,
you write a letter.
Hey, they're getting away!
No, no, no. They got our hams!
After them!
So, I work too, which I want to,
'cause, you know, feminism.
I'm just trying so hard to do a good job.
And you are!
But it won't feel like it
till you start doing things for yourself.
I don't even know what I like.
Find out, before you stab a bitch.
You're right.
I've got to find my thing!
Go find it, girl.
Go find it.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Watch your freakin' driving!
Hyah!
Aw, damn it!
Red light, red light!
Good, good, good.
Yeah, this is what 200 degrees feels like.
Feel the Fahrenheit.
Red light, red light, red light!
Move!
I think we lost them.
Yes!
Oh, God.
Dog!
That's no dog.
No way out now, Jabronis!
Oh, geez! Oh, geez!
Aah!
Okay, so the circus was in town last week,
and I met some clowns who never back down from a bet.
Stripper clowns, hamburglers,
we bet our lives...
...that you can't beat us in Ladder World!
Emily. What's happening?
You have to take my place in Ladder World.
We bet our lives.
They'll kill us all.
How do I even play?
Just... climb... ladders.
Wait, this is actually kind of fun.
Gotcha! Aah!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoo-hoo!
That was on purpose!
I won?
Yes!
Amazing!
I feel incredible!
Can't we just kill them?
Respect the bet!
Whoa. Is this my thing? Video games?
Guess who's zero-percent stressed?
- Yeah! - Yahoo!
Whoo!
Bridgette, where were you?
I've actually been outside
talking to the hottest guy right now.
Anybody want to see me make a Brontosaurus?
Yeah!
- Do not let him do that! - No, no, no, no, no.