Shh! Shut up.
Aaah! Ugh!
Oh! Hohohohohohoho.
Dudes, come on!
Oho, these guys.
Whoa! Aah!
Ah! Dude, is this milk?!
Oh, wh... Oh!
Oho! Wipeout!
Ah! Dude, is this milk?!
We got you good, man.
That was so epic.
I used to be the prank master in high school.
I want in on the action.
Uh, no disrespect, Josh, but I don't think that's a good idea.
Why?
I mean, we love you, dude, but pranks are kind of...
a young thing.
And you're kind of... an old thing.
Yeah, man.
You're so old, if you said racist stuff,
we'd kind of just let it slide.
What? I'm not old.
Would an old person do this?
Aw! I thought it was over you guys.
Old as "F."
Ow! Ugh!
- Huh huh huh! - There you go!
- Huh huh! - Good!
Why are we doing this?
Well, sweetie, some of us have to learn
how to defend ourselves
because some of us ditch each other
in dangerous situations.
What? I did not ditch you.
I'm gonna catch ya. I'm gonna catch ya!
Bridgette?
Have you guys seen a Poliwrath around here?
No one plays that game anymore!
Hello, ladies!
Glad you're all here 'cause I have a big announcement.
"Prank-mas came early.
You're invited to a prank war.
Pranks for playing"?
Ugh, he spent way too long in the car
coming up with those puns.
What's this? It's a prank war!
We're all gonna do pranks on each other. It'll be fun!
Isn't there some other way for you
to desperately cling to your lost youth?
Ugh! I don't cling to my lost youth!
Mornin', Mr. Singleton!
Special delivery of those
Crossfire refill pellets you ordered.
Yeah! Yeah!
Josh, I occasionally love
that you feel like you're in high school,
but we've grown out of doing pranks.
You never grow out of doing fun things.
Prank war is on!
So I'll just, uh, leave these by the door then, or...?
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
♪ I'm having such a good time ♪
- Whoa, whoa! Oh! - Wow.
♪ I'm having a ball ♪
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
Gotcha!
Ugh! ♪ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call ♪
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
♪ Yes, I'm having a good time ♪
♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars ♪
♪ On a collision course ♪
♪ I am a satellite ♪
♪ I'm out of control ♪
Whoa, whoa!
Aah! Ugh!
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode ♪
♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah, 200 degrees ♪
Prank war!
Somebody get these MF'ing snakes off this MF'ing stage!
No? Nobody saw that movie?
Ugh!
- Feeling young yet? - No.
Do you mind watching Candice
till Emily and Bridgette come out?
I'm gonna walk home.
Yeah, man, I got your back.
But my small talk with children is real limited!
So...
did you hear that new Ween album?
- Wah! - Aah!
Tip?
Whoa! Sweet prank, man.
It's technically more of a scare.
I've never gotten you before?
I've been working this corner for 10 years.
No way! How old are you?
- 32. - So you're my age
and you're still having fun pranking people?
Well, I actually studied scaring
at the Ottawa Conservatory of...
You got to prank my friends!
That's them, right there.
Mmm...
Mmm!
Oh, my God. She's so hot.
Hey, that's my wife.
The Japanese woman? Oh, no, the other one.
Eh, she's okay.
But the Japanese woman is beautiful.
Bridgette?
I mean, yeah, she's very pretty...
...and newly divorced.
And you know what else?
She loves getting scared.
- She does? - Totally.
Hey, do you think maybe after the scare, you can...
- introduce me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just get down. Enough with the pranks, Josh.
You just got us banned from that club.
Okay, I can see where you're coming from, and you're right.
Let's hug it out.
We don't need to hug it out.
Ehh?
Ah, geez.
- What are y... - Where are you going?
Do you know how hugs work?
- Aah! - Aah!
- Huh! - Huh!
Huh-hu-huh-uh-hu-hu-hu!
The big "C."
- It's tough to beat. - Wh-Whoa.
Th-They punched Bush Guy so hard he got cancer?
Oh, no!
I always call a coma "the big C."
You know what?
Why don't you take Candice to get some crackers?
Ooh! Crackers! The big "C"!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Ugh. This will put my PhD in anthropology
with an emphasis on Viking history to good use.
Eight years, Emily! Eight years!
Freeze! Police!
Are you the two women that knocked this
innocent man into a coma?
What? No!
What are you doing? I've got a job!
- And a kid! - And a husband!
That's debatable!
Where are you taking them?
They're going to a holding cell downtown.
And unless Bush Guy wakes up
and decides not to press charges,
- we're looking at the big "M." - Murder?!
Oh, actually, that's pretty close. Manslaughter!
Uhhh.
Come on.
You know, mommy allows me one candy a day.
Okay, whatever.
And the cycle of capitalism continues.
Ha! Prank war!
I'm not supposed to have candy!
Okay. You got me? Pfft.
A-Are you... Oh!
Oh, God! Aah!
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aah! Candice, be careful!
I pranked my way into this.
Maybe I can prank my way out.
Hmm.
- H... - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Good Lord!
Hammers are for amnesia.
Yah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
I've got a family!
Oh, man. Oh, man, oh, man.
Relax, Em. This is just another prank.
It's all fake.
I can't believe Josh went through all of this
just to feel young again.
It's so sad.
Alex and I had better production value
on our bedroom role play.
I mean, look at this.
This woman couldn't look more "stereotypical prisoner."
Is that real?
- Is this real? - Aah!
Oh, my God! It's real!
It's not a prank! This is not a prank!
How long until Josh gets here?
He's probably not coming! This is our life now!
Stupid prank war!
I'm sorry, Bush Guy.
This is all my fault.
Pranking's a young man's game.
Now you're gonna die,
and I've ruined everything for Emily and Bridgette.
Ohh...
Huh? Bridgette?
Ohh...
- Emily? - Ehh.
- Bridgette. - Unh unh unh, ohh...
Holy crap!
But how could I...
Aah!
You have crazy upper-body strength.
Ugh!
Josh! Emily!
- Oh, hey, man. - Damn it, Josh!
Candice lost her mind.
She's all jacked up on candy.
Oh, yeah, you're not supposed to give her candy.
I am Candeesi!
Mother of candies!
I don't know how much longer this guy's gonna last.
We got to get him to the jail.
For the record, I feel really weird holding your daughter
while my ass is in this guy's face!
Just stick together. Just stick together.
Emily! Bridgette!
Josh! We didn't think you were coming.
I know, but we're gonna get you out of here.
Bridgette, you're the key to waking up Bush Guy.
Why me?
Because he thought you were hot.
- Did he think I was hot? - He...
thought you were a really nice person,
and he hopes you find happiness.
Aww!
Oh, gross.
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
- Just talk to him. - Uh, okay.
Hey, Bush Guy!
Unh...
Ugh! Ohh.
Taking a nap again, Morales?
What the...
- Go get it! - Yeah!
Yes!
No! Hurry, Bridgette.
Sex it up a little, you know?
Say some of that stuff you said on our honeymoon.
Uh, don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys.
What?! No! The Viking stuff!
Just do it, Bridgette!
Twist 'em! Twist 'em!
For Valhalla!
- Aah! - Yeah! You did it!
Yes!
I'm not a man-slaughterer!
Ugh! Ah...
Why do my nipples feel more raw than usual?
I am so glad that Bush Guy dropped the charges.
Ugh, can you believe he still asked me out on a date?
Well, I'm officially done.
Prank war is over.
I'm so glad to hear you say that.
Aah!
Nooooo!
Prank war!
Huh?
- Look at his face! - Dude, she got you!
Prank war is back on! Whoo!
No, Josh, wait!
Welp, back to jail.